December 23, 2009

Naam


Naam
.
Ki guruttopurNo ekta byapar ekjoner jeebone. othocho jar naam, puro decision making process tay taar kono bhuumikai nei.
Se aboshyo anek kichhutei nei. keno "The Stepping Stone" er bodole "Sotyobharotee Shishuteertho", keno 'Famous Five' er bodole 'Tuntunir boi', keno rock and roll er bodole 'ei kuule aami aar oi kuule tumi' ei sob proshner kono uttor nei. kintu ei sob proshner theke naam-er proshongo ta je anek beshi serious seta ati boRo chhyablao sweekar korbe.
Anyo lokeder naam niye poRbaar aage bole rakha bhalo aamar nijer naamta aamar ektuo pochhondo noy. Prothomoto, aamar naamer kono mohot tatporjopurNo artho nei (adou kono maane aachhe kina setao aamar sondeho). Aparajita, Maitreyee, Srutismrita (jini ekbaar shunei gota choturbed konthostho kore phelen) r moto gurugombheer naam othoba Moutusi, Rimjhim, Tapurtupur-er moto mishti, cute naam bhabar moto koshto aamar naamkoroN-kortripokkho korenni. chepe dhorle bolen, kothay kobe ekti modhubhashinee, mriduhaasinee, mondogaminee meyeke dekhechhilen, promptly taar naamta tuke aamar opor chaliye diyechhen. ebong nijeder tokatuki-te ektuo lojja pawa to duure thak, ulte tara nijeder duurodrishtite bhayanok impressed hoye giye bolte thaken, bhagyis naamta rakha hoyechhilo, naamer guuNei khanikta rokkha hoyechhe. na hole poriNoti ki hoto bhabtei tNara shiure shiure othen.
Naam na pochhondo howar dwiteeyo karoN holo, aamar naam-er ekta obvious 'Podmolochon' effect aachhe. jeta somporke aami ekkhuni bishod kore kichhu bolte chaina.
Jaak, bibekdongshon-er sombhabona katiye diye ebaar nishchinte anyo lokeder naam niye alochona shuru kora jete pare. podobee-r sathe rong miliye naam rakhar kono dorkar nei maanchhi, kintu etuku aasha kora jetei paare, je baba maa-r podobee Mallik, tNara meye-r naam Mallika rakhben na. othoba jNader podobee Thakur, tNara chhele-r naam Rabindranath. ebong hNya, Mallika Mallik aamader du class niche poRto, aar Rabindranath Thakur aamader Post Office-er boRobabu chhilen.
Anek kkhetre aabar pitripurush-er sathe miliye bachchader naam rakhar ekta rewaj thake. ebong boltei hochhe ei byaparta beshi kaaj kore poribaar-er purush bongshodhor-der moddhye. Kalishankar, tosyo putro Rudrashankar, tosyo putro Subhronshankar hameshai dekha jay. tobe ei chhaya-abolombone naam rakhar ekti koruN poriNoti aami aamar nijer lotaay-paataay somporker moddhyei protyokkho korechhi. Shashanko, Mriganko-r por jokhon prochur matha chulkeo kichhu pawa gelona, tokhon aamar unsuspecting, debshishu-r moto dekhte pistuto bhai-tir naam rakha holo Aatonko. tama-tulsee chhNuye bolchhi. Seriously. tin sotyi. aamader poribaar-er bagha bagha niyom-bhanga rebel sodosyora bachchatir baba maa-r eheno sahos dekhe stombhito hoye giyechhilen. kaaro kaaro mathay Aatonko-r substitute hisebe Utonko naamta esechhilo. kintu aamar byaktigoto mot, Utonko-r cheye Aatonko better. aar sotyi kotha bolte ki, aamar bhai-tir je rokom haabbhaab, tate se sarthoknama hobe bolei aamar bishwas.
Daaknaam
aar ekta issue jekhane aamader aaro anek beshi sotorko howa uchit. baba maa-ra, aapnara jokhon jekhane sekhane, rasta ghate, bhiR minibus ebong Howrah station-e, biyebaRi ebong boimela prangoNe daaknaam dhore chNechiye daakben-i, tokhon please seta bachhar somoy aar ektu jotnobaan hon. sodyo gNopher rekha uthte shuru kora kono chhele 'Babusona' daake pechhon phire takate chay na. ebong ekti halter-neck sushobhita kishoree-ke prokashye 'Ghunti' bole daakle tar moner opor je psychological trauma srishti kora hoy, tate first world-er kanun-e etodin-e aapnader komore doRi poRto.
Sheshe koyekta nehaat-i baaje goppo diye aajke raater moto abantor boka shesh kori. goppo bolchhi bote kintu aamar bondhura claim korechhe egulo diner aalor thekeo beshi sotyi. sedin ke ekta bollo tar ekti porichito meye-r naam naki 'Neel Akasher Chotto Pakhi'. Exactly. Impossible. tar kotha shune aar ekjon bollo tader college-e naki ekti meye poRto jaar naam 'Elena Kole'.
Naam paltanoy bistor hyapa. aami bhabchhi borong bondhu circle-ta change kori.

December 21, 2009

2010, aamar jeebon-er sera bochhor


Aamar
anyotomo priyo kaaj list banano.
Jekono
rokom-er list. ki ki korbo, ki ki khabo (ebong ki ki chhNuyeo dekhbona), kake kake shubho bijoya, happy new year, happy birthday, chinta-koris-na-sob-thik-hoye-jabe phone korte hobe, aaj saradin ki bhabe cholbo, sara jeebon ki bhabe cholbo, sara jeebon ki bhabe chola uchit, ebong ei bishoye guNigyaani der kaar ki bolar aachhe, sob 1 2 3 kore sojotne aamar chokher saamne-r softboard-e sNete rekhechhi.
Bola bahulyo, thik ei somoy, jokhon ekta bochhor shesh hoye aar ekta notun shuru hote hachchhe, tokhon aamar somoy ta bhalo kaate, karoN list bananor jiniser obhab hoyna.
AkaroN somoy noshto na kore, jeta aamar korte bhalo laage seta kora shuru kora jak (ke jeno bolechhen jeebone unnoti korar setai ekmatro upaay, kajei aami aar deri korte chai na).
2010-e aami ki ki korbo:

1.
Bhoyanok mon diye poRashona korbo.

2.
Bhoyanok roga hoye jabo.
Ete
kono chomok nei. era dujonei aadi-anonto kaal dhore aamar sob doinik, maasik, shaNmaasik ebong baarshik To-do list-er prothom duto seat dokhol kore rekhechhe. bina bhaaRay. aamar kemon jeno sondeho hochchhe, aaro anekdin rakhbeo.

3.
Raag korbona.
At least raag kora komabo. raag na korar probhuuto upokaarita aachhe. raag korar je anekguli apokaarita aachhe, tader moddhye anyotomo jetike aamar byaktigoto jibone protokkhyo korechhi seta holo, raag hole aamar khoob khide peye jay ebong aami anayase 1 packet Ritz (low fat variety, thank god), 3 ti aapel, 1/2 tin lightly salted cashews, ebong 1/2 shishi jam kheye phelte pari. ebong aamar gut feeling bolchhe ei byapartar songe aamar 2 nombor resolution-tar jayga na chhaRte chawar ekta gobheer somporko aachhe.
Atoeb raag, aar 10 din por theke tomar aamar jibone kono jayga nei. tumi aamar kaachhe just ekta shobdo. ripu-talikar second sodosyo , byas.

4.
youtube. Youtube. YOUTUBE.
Ei samanyo shobdoti-r aamar jibone probhab aami bhashay prokash korte parbo na. shudhu etuku boli, jodi aamake life-e ruji rojgar kore khete hoy, tahole youtube-mukto 2010 aamar last chance.

5.
Din-e niyom kore kichhu somoy offline thakbo. othoba ekti nirdishto somoy-er beshi online thakbo na.
Prithibeete anek kichhu ghotchhe jani, Shilpa Shetty biye korchhen, bNador churi hoye jachhe, shonibaar shonibaar celebrity ra nijeder prem-er golpo bolchhen, Shotabdi Ray latest kobita-r boi prokash korchhen. kintu prochur gaachh o kata poRchhe ekhono, aar print media uthe jawar konorokom bhobishyodbaaNee nei. kajei aamar uporollikhito gyaan pipasa khoborer kagoj ba magazine thekei metano jete pare. aar gyaan pipasa-tipasa diye lokjon ke impress korar daay na thakle.........keu aamake eto miss korchhe na, ebong aamaro kauke eto miss korar dorkar nei je chatbox-er dhuusor bindu-r sobuj howar prarthonay ghontar por ghonta invest korte hobe.

6.
Golper boi ke sosommane jeebon-e phiriye aanbo.
Chhotobelay jake haate niye bNood hoye kete jeto gorom-er chhuti-r dupur, aamar school theke phera aar maa-r office theke pherar maajher amulyo ek chilte somoy, shoni robibaar maath-er dhaarer chhotto ek kamra-r 'SadharoN Pathagaar' theke baRi suddhu sobar pochhondosoi boi ana ebong pherot dite jawar bikelgulo. He laptop debota, aapnake aami bhoyanok shroddhabhokti kori, kintu aapnake ektu somoy chheRe dite hobe aamar chhotobelar prem-er jonyo. kichhu mone korben na please.

7.
Apekkha korte shikhbo.
Doshta, as always, aamar noy. dosh jodi karo hoye thake, tahole aamake emon ekta lifestyle-er moddhye boRo kore tolar, jekhane 9:25 er Tarakeshwar local miss hoye jabar theke gurutoro tragedy aar kichhu hoy na. ei-bujhi-train-miss-hoye-gyalo-r sei je taRa aamake dewa hoyechhilo laal phite bNedhe school-e jawar somoy, sei taRa kromosho phulephNepe uthe aamar whole life emonki bhabnachinta-r style takei graas kore phelechhe. ekkhuni-chai, ei-re-phuriye-gyalo, aamakei-ekkhuni-kichhu-ekta-korte-hobe-nahole-sob-shesh gochher aartonaad-e aamar maathar bhetor ta sorbokkhoN kaatrachchhe.
2010 e, aaj raate jeta chaichhi seta sotyi i chaichhi kina, ebong setakei chaichhi kina nishchit howar jonyo kaal sokal porjonto apekkha korbo. Promise.

8.
Bhoyanok mon diye poRashona korbo.

9.
Bhoyanok roga hoye jabo.

10.
Ek kotha ekshobaar bolbo na.

December 16, 2009

Saamyobaadee Subway


Subway
.
America
-y ese jara roga thakte chay, othoba anyobhabe bolle mota hote chay na, ebong ei duruuho project ta jara sostaay namate chay (basically graduate student ra), Subway tader ekmatro somadhan.
Kintu Subway aaro anekkichhu.
Subway aashoishob laalon kora gohon gopon insecurity-r mokkhom dawai.
Mofossol-er Balika Bidyalay-e beRe othar anekgulo externalities-er moddhye obvious koyekta holo, ingreji bolte giye gola shukiye jawa, haat paa thanda hoye aasa, golar aawaj naamte naamte sroboNseema-r neeche giye thyaka ityadi. dokkhiN Kolkatar English Mediem-er chhelemeyera thokhon almost anyo prithibeer baasinda.
Subway nei sei prithibeete.
Honey oat, Italian herbs and cheese othoba Parmesan Oregano bread-er choice-er saamne, kajei, sei swopner prithibee aar Balika Bidyalay, ekirokom asohaay.
Seriously, First year-er course work-er bibheeshika-r theke kichhu kom noy Subway-te prothombaar sandwich order korar abhigyota (Balika Bidyalay der aboshyo besh koyekbaar oi traumar tar moddhye diye jete hoy, ekbaare paar pawa jay na). Honey oat aar Italian herb diye shuru, tarpar American naki Provolone naki Pepper Jack naki Monterey Cheddar? Cheese choice-er chot samle uthte na uthtei lettuce, spinach, tomato, cucumber, olive, green pepper, banana (?) peppers, carrots, onion, jalapeno-r akuul paathaar periye jokhon sobe hNaap chhaRchhi, tottokkhoNe aamar chorom anaaRiponaay titibirokto meyeti counter-e odhoirjo angul-er bajna bajate bajate jigges korchhe aami sauce ki chai...........regular mayo, light mayo, regular mustard, honey mustard, hot sauce, chipotle sauce, oil, vinegar, naki sref salt and pepper niye aami take e jatra rehai debo?
Ebong ei puro humiliation ta ghotchhe, aamar pichhone asombhob neerobotay apekkharoto kromobordhomaan line ke sakkhee rekhe. maajhe maajhe mone hoy ki jani, er theke "didi taRataRi korun, khoob khide peyechhe" bole keu aawaj dile hoyto lojjata ektu kom i hoto.
Bibhinno lok, bibhinno bhabe Subway trauma deal kore. Sudipto jemon first quater-er first week-e ekbaar Subway khawar por aar gota bochhor omukho hoyni. ek bochhor dhore edesher ingriji shona ebong bola motamuti ropto kore, matha uNchu kore gotmot kore giye smartly order diyechhe.
Someekkha kore dekhechhi, beshir bhag lokei anyer ghaaRe bonduk rekhe chalanor pontha ta prefer kore (jeebon-er anyanyo kkhetre r moto, Subway teo ei trick ta durdaanto kaaj dey). kaydaa ta holo, songer lokke line-e saamne rakha, ebong tar case-khawa theke shikkha niye apply kora. aami nijeo tai korechhi, sweekar korte lojja nei. pNauruti theke shuru kore sauce porjonto jokhon aami Meera Govindaraghavan-er identical order dilam, tokhon opaarer meyeti aamader abhuutopuurbo bondhutto niye montobyo na kore thakte paareni, mone aachhe.
Subway niye eto lomba post ta likhlam, karoN sedin Thanksgiving dinner-er adday bose ei golpogulo shune (ebong bole) hese goRiye poRte poRte mathar moddhye anyo ekta calculation nirontor cholchhilo. jara jara Subway-r victim hoyechhe tader anekei aamar bhitu, mukhchora-Balika-Bidyalay-shoishober swopner jogoter baasinda. chhotobelay je duto prithibir moddhye duurotto alonghoneeyo mone hoto, koyek doshok baade, bhindesh-er ek sandwich-er dokan-e sei duto jogot converge korechhe. eki rokom na-parar-lojjay.
Subway, tai, sudhu sostaay pushtikor sandwich-er dokan noy. Subway ghor samyobaadee.

What happens after 29?


Ph.D. r maya katiye, 6 bochhor aage right decision newa bondhuder mail id jogaR kore Corporate office e CV drop korte shuru kora.




Maa
r kachhe sweekar kora, tumi ja bolechhile sob thik.

Nijer kachhe sweekar kora, tumi ja bujhechhile sob bhul.




Abosheshe
bishwas kora, ejonmer moto next Suchitra Bhattacharya howa holona.
Next
Indrani Sen o na.


Arranged marriage? kharap ki?

Prem??
jottosob.




Body
weight er sathe loRai e porajoy sweekar kora. sosommane poth chheRe dewa, jate at least ekjon bina badhay unnoti korte pare.




Basically
, sorboggo Carrie Bradshaw-r amogh bhobishyodbaNee-r mormoddhar, "You fall off the table".
 
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