April 30, 2010

Roktochaap

Ojon jontre chaapata je ekta porikkha hoye uthte paare, ekotha jokhon suduurotomo kolponateo nei, tokhon mamabaRi theke pherar pothe Howrah station-e laal niil sobuj alo jawalano nebhano gobda machinegulo amar porom outsukyo ebong kamonaar bishoy chhilo. ami kichhutei maa babake bojhate partam na je ekta train miss hoy hok, kintu ektibaar oi machine-e chepe, soRat kore beriye aasa ticket, ar tar ultodike lekha amar bhagyolikhon ta poRei dekha jak na (poRa maane aboshyo, ghaaR uNchu kore, "ki likhechhe maa?"). maa baba korNopaat na kore haat dhore samner dike tene niye jeten, ami lubdhochokkhe, paa duto baade baki shoriirtar purotai pechhon dike phiriye anichhuk pichhu nitam.
BoRo hoye aboshyo pother paashe biros bodone buRo manushder bose thakte dekhechhi rongchota ojonjontro niye. ek muhuurter lobh-o je hoyni ta noy. kintu totodine, etate nirghat bhulbhal maap dekhabe gochher kejo bokamo gulo mathar bhetorta chheye phelechhe. ojonjontrer je ojon maapa chhaRao anyo upojogita thakte pare, seta bojhar moto buddhi aasole ekta boyoser por aar thakena.
Tarpor anekkhani fast forward hoye giye, hothat ekdin dekhi jhNaa chokchoke mall-er ek koNe ekti abohelito machine mlaanmukhe bose aachhe, je naki binamuulye roktochaap mepe dey. hNya, taar gaaye laal niil alo jwolena, pNyaapNo shobdo hoyna, fau hisebe omogh bhobishyodbaaNiir kotha mone koriye se becharake bibroto korai ghor paashondota. kintu totodine porishkaar hoye gechhe kina je ejiibone ghol aar kana maama niyei sontushto thakte hobe, tai amader 5 ti ghorchhaRa praaN jerokom utsahe sei machine-tir opor jhNaapiye poRechhilam, se dekhe nishchoy sahebmem-der poripaati bhuru kopaaler dike jaatra korechhilo.
Cheesecake khawar kotha bemalum bhuletule giye aamra line diye sei machine-e bose roktochaap mepechhilam anek somoy niye mone achhe. machine-tio erokom aprotyaashito monojog peye jarpornai khushi hoye sojotne amader sobaar shoriirer haalhokikot janiyechhilo. amaar ektu gorboi hoyechhilo mone mone jokhon amar pressure sobar theke beshi berolo (anyorokom ta holei machine tar susthota niye sondeho korar kaaroN thakto aboshyo). bohudin baade kichhute first howar anondo. chattikhani kotha noy.
Maa-r kachhe shunlam, Lalbajarer pechhoner golite naki ekhon golaay stethoscope jholano, roktochaap maapa pheriwala dekha jaay hamesha. chNechiye se, "pressure maapun, pressure maapun" bole lok daake ghure ghure. shune monta kemon kharapi hoye gelo amaar. ekkhuni ei akaaroN byaastotar bhaan chhNuRe phele diye, pother maajhkhaane dNaRiye pressure maapate jete ichhe korchhe aamar. ta se jotoi bhul dekhak na keno.

April 29, 2010

Amake boka bolona

Hmmm.
Ebaaro mukh na khulle, school-e fee bochhor bitorkosobhay 'Sohonshiilota ki Protibaadhiinotar Naamantor'-er pokkhe joto gola phatiyechhilam, sob britha jabe.
Ami roga. ami roga thakte chai. amar roga bhalolage.
Ami gym-e giye niyomito douRodouRi kori. na, fit thakar jonyo noy. roga thakar jonyo.
Ami kom khawa practice kori. ami restaurant-e giye salad order kori. ami coke zero chhaRa khaina.
Amar 2 nombor jeans-e dhukte pere anondo hoy.
Kintu kii aschorjo!! ami likhte poRteo paari!!!
Amar roga deher mota maatha khotomoto bangla shobdochhok somadhan korte 10 minute-er beshi neyna.
Amar 'portion-control' kora brain smriti theke jhaRaakse du-charte durbodhyo bangla kobitar line ber kore ene sobaike impress kore dite pare.
'Dieting'-er atolaanto pNaake aakonthho nimojjito thekeo amar ei prithibiir ruup ros gondho borNo aahoroN korte kono asubidhe hoyna.
(Ruup ros gondho borNo!! eta ki class 5-er rochona naki? ar osob ahoroN kore ke kobe intellectual hoyechhe!!)
French new wave, sufi gazal ar Umberto Eko better shonachhe bodhoy, tai na?
Ami etodin bhabtam buddhibritti-r saathe shariirik maapjoker kono somporko nei bujhi. kintu haawa jedike boichhe, tate jhotpot koyekta shibir-e jhanda na pNutte paarle roga becharader kopaale 'agobhiirota' ar 'gaaRolpona' r chorom agourob chhaRa kichhui jutbe na. sukkhmobuddhi-r medalgulo sob swasthobaan chilpakhira chhNo mere niye jaben.
Kajei ei ami amar protibaad janiye rakhlam.

April 27, 2010

Quotation

Quotation-er proti amar boRo lobh.
Bola bhalo, quotation-mondito jiibonjatrar proti.
Songkkhipto, soprotibho quotation. jiiboner bhol paalte dewa. notun kore aashay buk bNadhano. sob shesher poreo shurur bhorsa jaagano quotation.
Sobtheke boRo kotha holo, roNe, bone, shmoshaane, raajodwaare, sodasotorko prohoriir moto, sodajagroto hitoishiir moto, ekta na ekta laagsoi quotation apnar paashe thakbei thakbe.
Goto dudin office-e, pashe nirontor kaaj kore jawa sohokormiike dekhe matha chaaRa diye uthte chawa aporadhbodher gola tipe diye, youtube khule bosechhilen? ke bole ota phNaakibaji!! ota holo 'Do less' biplober goRar kotha. hNejipNejider jonyo o totwo noy. Advisor ke draft joma dewar bodole sara dupur bose aro ekta abantor post likhechhen, jeta apnake baad dile prithibiir ar tinjon doyalu lok poRben. ghabRaben na, 'Do what you love' er mokkhom ponthaa anusoroN na kore e jogote keu konodin boRolok hoyni. (apni na hole amake chepe dhorben na. ei quotation-er copyright amar noy, boRolokerai hordom e kotha bole thaken). "ar matro ekta khabo" kore kore gota Chips Ahoy er packet saabaR kore mono(:)koshto (ebong petbyatha) hochhe? internet khule dekhun, weight-loss gurura kemon abhoybaaNi diye rekhechhen. aaj hoyni to ki hoyechhe, kaal apni size zero hobeni hoben. aaj nijeke treat din, kaal theke sref celery aar bNadhakopi.
Poristhiti bodlay, jiibika bodlay, office bodlay, baRi bodlay. amar chokher samne boardpin shobhito gyaangorbho baaNira akkhoy, abyay hoye biraaj kore. bondhuder opor abhimaan hole tara amake ekla cholar sahos dey. ekla ghore bose poRte ichhe na korle tara amake bojhay e duniyay eka bNachar theke more jawa bhalo. hridoybhonger jontroNar kaalraatri periye tara amake 'detachment'-er mohamontre diikkhito kore. abar tarai maas chaarek porer ek bosonto probhaate ghum bhangiye amake sei probaadprotim tupi porate chaay, je premer theke mohot aar kichhu nei, kothhao.
Byaparta dhore phele ami sthir korlam, jotheshto hoyechhe. khamoka daami kagoj noshto korar theke ('Save trees' likhe sNaatbo bhebechhilam tokkhuni, kintu sheshmesh songjom proyog korechhi) uddhriti-bihiin jiibonjapon kora dher bhalo. bhabte na bhabtei chokhe poRlo ekti maratmok line. e jiibonjuddhe joy nishchit korte aar kichhu janar dorkar nei. shudhu oi ekti line-ke montro kore chokher saamne jhuliye rakhlei, e boitoroNii aboliilakrome perono theke amake aatkanor saadhyi nei kaaro. amar adrishtero na.
Sei mokkher chaabikaathi ekhon aamar chokher samne shobha pachhe. seta ki jante chaiben na. e prithibiite sobar nijoswo ekti kore quotation thake. apnaro achhe, khNuje nin.

April 25, 2010

Bhulbhaal

Sugata na bolle, chirokele ICE-PICE je 'I spy' ekotha maathay aasar moto sores matha amar noy maantei hochhe. ebong seisonge etao boltei hochhe, je ice-pice is ekshoguN better than I spy. porer baar bolte holeo ami ice-pice i bolbo.
Anyo karor kotha janina. jiiboner shurur diker amar sob douR-i, "ready, SEDI, go" bole shuru hoto bolei bodhoy beshiduur jete paarlam na. aar games teacher jedin sahebi mood-e thakten, sedin ekta durbodhyo kotha jog hoto oi shobdobondher sathe. bujhtaam na, bojhar taagido chhilona, karoN praNpoNe chhut (jetate ami sobsomoyei shesh joner aage pNouchhotam. shesh jon jaate na hoye jai sei extra pressure thakto, ingriji shune mormoddhaar korar somoy seta noy) shuru korar jonyo bNaashir teebro 'pNiiiiiiiiiiiip' i jotheshto. shobdota je 'ON YOUR MARK' seta ami uddhar korechhi maas 6-ek aage. achha, ek bochhor. tar theke beshi ekti din-o noy.
Kayda kore ki sob jeno bole na....you can take a girl out of local train, but you cannot take local train out of a girl. porer golpota je local train songkranto hobe, seta bojhanor jonyo er theke sthuulo hint haater kaachhe pelam na aar. Train line-e thekechhen othocho, "Tarokeshwor ta ALLOUNCE korechhe didi?" proshner sommukhiin honni bolbenna. othoba, Bally 'HALL' je cinema dekhar jayga noy, ekta station, jekhane train-der halt korar kotha, seta abhiggyota chhaRai dhore phelte paarle apni genius. druto birol hoye aaschhe, kintu durdanto ekti shobdo ekhono majhe majhe shunte pele bhalo laage, jokhon bohu practice-lobdho abyartho bhaarsamyo bojaay rekhe deher beshir bhaagtai line-er opor jhNukiye adhoirjo gola bole othe, "SINGLE to kokhon hoye gechhe, train hotobhaga aasbe kobe??".
Bhaashar biborton niye ponditra bhalo bolte parben. tobe ekta kotha amar moto muurkho-o bojhe, kichhu kotha haariye geleo, somoy saathe saathe notun kotha jugiye dey. ei aporisiim swasthyosochetonotar juge, paaRay paaRay morning 'WORK' er romroma chokhe poRar moto. amader aamole to amra nijerai poRashona kortam, ekhon dekhchhi chhelemeyeder 'COACHIN' e pathano fashion hoye uthechhe. bohutol abaason prokolpo-r chokh raanganite paRa sorte sorte praay deshchhaRa, aar tar saathe saathe chhele chaakri paawar por kaaje 'JOINT' korar khushite paRasuddhu lokke mishti khaawanor rewaajtao. sotyi sotyi mon kharap howaar motoi byapar kintu.

April 23, 2010

Bhule jawa khela

London khelata mone achhe? je chor, se ultodike mukh kore dNaRiye L O N D O N bolbe chNechiye, ar totokkhoNe sobai douRe chorer kachhakachhi jabar cheshta korbe. chor ghure apnake douRote dekhlei apni 'out'. chor puro bananta korar aagei pechhon phirechhe kina, ar tokhon apni dNaRiye thakleo apnar kaan hawaay dulchhilo kina ebong se juktite apnar 'out' howa uchit kina ei somosto uttopto bitorko shesh hole abaar chorer pechhon phera, abaar L O N D O N, abaar praNpoNe douR. tarpor je sobtheke sahosi ar sobtheke jore douRoy, se giye chorer pithhe kil mere ultodike douRobe. chhut chhut chhut, sobai chhote, chor chhote emonki jara 'out' hoye chorer pashe byajar mukhe dNaRiye chhilo tara porjonto. je becharar kopalpoRa, take chor dhore phelbe, ar abaar puro ghotonata shuru hobe goRa theke.
Jokhon khelar boyos chhilo, tokhon bhabar somoy chhilona. ekkhuni mone hochhe, prithibiite eto shohor thakte London keno? ouponibeshikotar hangover naki oi boyoseo ei bananta bhul kora shokto bole?
Arekta khelar sob bhule gechhi, shudhu mone achhe maathher moddhye ghor kaata. sei ghorer moddhye diye douRe ek praanto theke onyo praante jete hobe. byaparta shunte jotota dudhbhaat mone hochhe adopei ta noy, karoN maathher maajhkhane poth aatkate ready hoye royechhe bipokkho dol. moroNpoN songram, chul tanatani, jama chhNeRachhNiRir por joyii sthir hobe. anekke jigges korechhi (maane jara chhotobelay maathh dekhechhe tader). sobai bole, o hnya hnya orokom ki ekta khela kheltam bote, kintu sothik naamta karor i mone nei. keu jodi ei hariye jawa khelatir naam bismritir bhiR theke uddhar kore aante paaren, tobe taake kono puroskaar dewar saadhyo amar nei. kintu mone poRar por thNote besh kichhukkhoN haasi lege thakar sholo aana guarantee achhe, seta jotheshto incentive hole abilombe jogajog korun.
Puroskaar dewar lyattha jokhon nei, tokhon arekta proshno o ei bela kore rakhi. 'Open di bioscope' khelata khelechhen ki kokhono? sei je dujon haat tule ghor baniye dNaRiye thake, ar bakira railgaRi hoye sei ghorer moddhye diye eNkebNeke douRoy? chhoRa shesh hole ghor neme ese kauke bondii kore ar alternatively ek ek bondii ghorer dui dike joRo hoy. sobai bondii hole tanatani shuru hoy. doRi toRi nei, khali haat ar praNpoN taan. tanatani te joto na moja, taaner chote sobai eke oporer ghaaRer opor poRe maather moddhye kochi deher chhotokhato pahaRer tolay chaapa poRao temni moja.
Jodi khelata apni khele thaken, tahole chhoRata mone thaka uchit. proshno holo, chhoRatar dwitiiyo line ta ki? maane 'Open di bioscope', tarporer line ta ki? amra jeta boltam, likhe dite pari, apnara seta bolten na. apnader version ta jaante bhoyanok ichhe korchhe. Suspense e rakhbenna please.

April 19, 2010

Atithir biRombona

1. Khaiye sukh: sob bangalir-i nirghat ek boRomasi achhen, jNar hater ranna jotokhani bhalo, totokhani bhoyonkor tNar baRite khawar abhignota. jini, "khao, noyto amar mora mukh dekhbe" bole abohelay 17 nombor luchita apnar thalay chhNuRe phelte paren. protibaad kore kore klanto hoye keu kheye nen (beshir bhag atmiiyoswojon ei dolei poRen), karo sathe maasir jonmer moto mukh dekhadekhi bondho hoye jay (amar chhoto mesomoshai), ar apekkhakrito smart lokjon (aboshyombhabi promiiladol, maa ebong maami-ra) bohudin pore swiikar korechhen, maasi jokhon next item aante rannaghore jaan, tNara janala goliye niyomito bhabe khabardabar chhNuRe phele diye thaken.
2. Chotushpodii: he saromeyo palok, ami jani apni nijer kaanke bishwas korte parchhen na, kintu apnar sweet, cute, chNader koNaa, hiirer tukro, oti alaapii, kaaner-poka-noRiye-dewa charpeye tulor ball tike dekhe amar ektuo prem jagena. hNya ami jaani o "kiiiiiiichhu korbena", tobu doya kore apni oke amar ghaaR theke naman ebong jotokkhoN na ami tolpitolpa gutiye kaatchhi, please anyo kothao rakhar byabostha korun.
3. Amader somoy: ami jaani eta 'ghNute poRe gobor haase' gochher hoye jachhe, kintu jotodin ami gobor ebong bhuktobhogii, totodin amar naalish korar moulik adhikaare ami sobjanta probaader hostokkhep sojhyo korbona. thakuma, dadu othoba boyosko jyathamoshai jesob baRite thaken (antoto amader somoye thakten :) )sesob baRite gele tNaader abhuutopuurbo chhotobelar golpo, kibhabe tNaara "pukurer jol kheye, "10 mile paaye hNete school-e giye" struggle kore boRo hoyechhen, shuntei hoy. ar mukhshuddhi hisebe gNete baat, chokhe chhani ar heart attack to achhei. kibhabe shohor suddhu daktarke onar shoriir ghol khaiye chheRechhe seta jodi apni appreciate na korte parlen, tahole apnaar sukkhmo manobdorodii probritti guloke servicing-e dewar somoy hoyechhe.
4. Shishu bholanath: dibbi galphola bhalumanusher moto dekhte deRfoot ekta byapar. adho adho kotha, golgol chokh. bachaal dadu ar teenager tir ni(:)shobdo upekkhar haat theke paliye jodi apni er kachhe shoroN nite aasben bhabchhen, abaro bhabun. shuruta actually daaruN mojar. chokh mukh neRe sodyo shekha chhoRa, "babar moto gNof nei keno tomar?" gochher kothopokothone apni jokhon apnar siddhanto niye daaruN gorbito, tokkhuni jhuli theke beroy ekta bhanga putul othoba rongchota dinosaur. mushkilta hochhe, ekgheye shobdota eder syllabus-e nei. kajei sei putul ke jokhon 500 baar snan koriye ghum paRate hoy, othoba dinosauritr itihaas shunte hoy 700 baar, tokhon amake dosh deben na. ami aagei sabdhan korechhilam.
5. Nobodompoti: premer diiptite ujjwol duto maanush. diirghayito modhuchondrimar uchchhwolota tokhono jwojwol korchhe sorbaange. taader bhalolaga apnakeo chhNuye jaay. mone hoy, apni paanni to ki hoyechhe. prem, sukh ei shobdogulo ekhono bNeche achhe ei prithibiite.
Prochur haasi, golpo, addar por sobai jokhon ekta feel-good abhaway bNood hoye achhe, tokhon ekta biyer video/CD/DVD beroy. porertuku amake bolte badhyo korben na please. se trauma ekhono atimaatraay dogdoge hoye royechhe buker moddhye. apnaar chena keu, jini ei bibhishiikar shikar hoyechhen, tNaar kaachhe shune neben.

April 13, 2010

Sposhtobhaash

Ei prithibiir maatite cholaphera kore beRan jokhon, tokhon nirghat ducharjon 'sposhtobadii' loker sathe molakat hoyechhe apnar. sthaan, kaal, paatro, poristhini nirbisheshe 'sotyo'bhaashoN jNaar jiiboner ekmatro 'purpose'.
Tobe 10 tar moddhye 9 ta kkhtrei eNra sotyi ar byaktigoto motamot-er moddhye parthokyo korte parenna. ar sei motamot jini joto rurho bhabe prokash korte paren, sposhtobhashitar rating-e tNar para toto choRte thake.
Ami ek dadur golpo shunechhi, jini atmiiyo porijon baRite ele dorja khule prothom kotha bolten, "hothat?". bhodrolok bNeche thakte kiirokom jonopriyo chhile seta andaaj kora emon kichhu shokto noy, kintu morle sobai mohaan ei abhranto jukti mene ini ekhon amader poribaarer sposhtobaditar benchmark. sukher kotha ei je baki sodosyora shudhu take duur thekei pennam thukechhen, anusoroN korar rastay hNatenni.
Tobe edhoroNer rude sposhtobadiitar, ba bishuddho durbinoy othoba abhodrotar ekta bajar achhe. ami apni jebhabe eke oporer sathe kothabarta boli, serokombhabe newa ekti sakkhatkaarer cheye, ekjon 'jhheRe kapoR porano' proshnokortar sakkhatkaar dekhte adhikangsho lokeri beshii moja laage. eibaar kolpona korun, oi bhodrolok abikol eki approach niye TVr baire beriye ese apnar sathe kothopokothan chalachhen. dekhben ar ato moja laagchhena.
Jani, ebong jene ashwostoi joi je e jiibone emon gurutoro kichhu ghotbena ar jate erokom 'chepe dhora', 'sposhtobadii' interviewer-er kobole poRte hoy. kintu tate rokkha nei. amar (ebong amar sondeho apnaro) ashepashe duekjon Bill Maher othoba amader nijoswo Thapar babur kkhude songskoroN ghoraghuri korchhe. tar sathe amar protiti interaction-er shuruta poristhiti bhede bhinno hoy, kintu sheshta sobsomoyei hoy amar kii kii basic somosya se porjalochonay ebong, "kii korbo bol, sotyi kotha to na bole thakte parina.......mon rakha kotha bolte parina bolei to karo kachhe priyo hote parlam na...". jodio ei sheshokto na paaray tar kheder cheye gorboi beshi prokashito hoy.
Eke ami chini goto 8 bochhor dhore. bodlayni. bodlabe na. tar theke nijeke bodlabo thik korechhi. porer baar chup kore na theke, je abantor gyaan ekhane bitoroN korlam segulo achha kore shuniye debo. porikolpona kaaje ruupantorito korte parlam kina seta arekta post hobe.

April 12, 2010

Thakuma

Thakuma dadur songo shishur saarbik bikasher pokkhe kotokhani guruttwopurNo se niye guchho guchho seminar hoye gechhe. amar ar e bishoye notun kore kichhu bolbar nei.
Ami shudhu khoob kaachh theke dekha e projaatir ekti sample-er kotha bolte pari. tNaar bhalo naam Anima. kharap naam boo. aggye hNya, boooooooooooo. aboshyo thakumake "boo" korar lokera guti guti sokolei paattaRi gutiyechhen. bhalo naamtao hawa hoyei jachhilo, nehat dadu mara jawar por pension-er application korar somoy prosongota uthlo. tokhon sobai douRe giye jiggasa koray thakumao khanikkhoN bhebe nijer naamta bole dilen.
Kaane na shona (jodio paasher ghore onaake niye gola namiye keu kichhu bolle thakuma sob sposhto shune paan) ar puurNima amabosyay hNaatur byatha chaagaR dewa chhaRa, idaning thakumar prodhaan abhijog hochhe, Sourav Ganguly ke sobai mile hingse kore hariye dichhe. deshe bideshe bangalir bohu alochito adho(:)potoner nirbhul diagnosis thakumar, bishwojoRa shoRojontro.
Char dewaler moddhye bondii thaken bole emonta mone korar kono karoN nei je thakuma duniyar khobor rakhen na. hnya, UN-er bortoman president-er naam bolte parben na thiki, kintu char kuRi bochhorero beshi somoy dhore chul paakiye ar dNaat poRiye etuku thakuma udhhar kore phelechhen je eta rakhar moto kono khobor-i na. borong 10 mile byasaardher moddhye kaar shobar ghorer rong kii ebong somosto boidho ar aboidho premjonito tothyo jodi pete chan, thakumar theke bishwosto suutro ar paben na. nirbhejal ebong beshirbhag somoyei apriyo sotyo jaana ebong jogotke jananoi (kaajer lok maarfot, jara ei pocket-e CNN ar oi pocket-e NDTV pure chole) thakumar serious pastime.
Thakumar asombhob jonopriyota (ei duniyay jNara sotyi sotyi matter koren, dudhwala, khoborer kagojwala, safaikormii, tNara sokolei ese thakumar sathe kotha bolte chan), abishwasyo extra curricular activities (kNaatha selai theke pNaachalii paath). Curricular activity-r paat aboshyo chukechhe bangladesher kono ek graamer paathshalay, thakumar smritite dindin aro jwoljwole hoye otha chhaRa se graamer chinhomaatro-o ar nei kothao. tobu jigges korle ekhono thakuma Boys' Spelling Book-er koti banan ar KoRakiya Shotakiyar naamta goRgoR kore bole jete paren. amader baganer gaachhguloy thakumar aadeshmoto phul phote, phal dhore. emonki paRa beRani paaji meni-tao thakumake chhaRa ar kauke patta deyna.
Tai ashchorjer noy jokhon amar theke 52 bochhorer boRo ekjon manusher sathei amar wave length mele sobtheke beshi. bishwosuddhu lok jokhon biye kobe hobe, gaayer rong kaalo hoye jachhe keno, mathar chul koto uthe gechhe ityadi niye bismoy prokash korte byasto, tokhon amar thakuma duti bakyer moddhye tNaar upodesh siimito rekhechhen. "bhalo koiraa khao" ar "mon diyaa poRo".
Thakuma janen, ar kissu matter korena.

April 11, 2010

Roommate


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foot by 12 foot ekta ghorer modhye duti praNii. rokter somporkohiin, samajik somporkohiin, aage konodin dekhini, dekha howar kothao chhilona. jaat, gotro, rajnoitik motobaad, khadyabhyas, priyo IPL team konokichhui milbar ebong na milbar soman soman sombhabona niye hothat ekdin sohobas shuru.
Roommate-er sathe somporko bhalo hote pare, mondo hote pare. golagoli theke shuru kore aaday kNachkolay ebong taar modhyobortii jekono taapmatrar somporko hote pare apnar ghorer manushtir songe. tobe jai hok na keno, etuku nischit hote paren, duniyar proti joRa roommate-er rosayon unique.
Dilli ISI-e bathroommate bole ar ekta jinis hoy. naamer motoi, eder golpogulo-o emni roommate niye baje golper theke anek beshi interesting. kintu seta arekta post.
Biscuit kheye ney ba phone kore talktime shesh kore rakhe, ei jodi apnar roommate somporke abhijoger douR hoy tahole monojog din. ghorer moddhye goromkale kichhu na pore ghoraghuri kora roommate-o hote parto apnar. athoba ultodiker bichhanay bose premikar sathe quality time khoroch kora roommate. apnar chokhjoRa ebar kothay rakhben, maatite na ceiling-e, naki dhutteri bole shirt goliye beriyei poRben raastay seta apnar byaktigoto abhiruchi.
Roommate atyodhik bhalo howar je bipod thakte pare seta ami ei ghotonata protyokkhyo korar aage kolponai korte partam na. amar junior Satadru-r roommate bhagyo niye amader sokoleri alpobistor hingse chhilo mone. Girlfriend nei, chilchitkar kore gaan shonar abhyes nei, Satadru-r gaan shonay apotti nei, emonki amra 7 jon giye Satadru-r ghore gola chheRe bibhinno sur ebong taale gaan dhorleo haaismukhe cheye thake. tao dekhi Satadru roga hoye jay, chokher tolay kaali poRe. jera kore jana gelo or roommate, mod na, gNaja na, cigarette na, emonki meyeo na, praNayaam dhorechhe. kaakchil othaar aage theke kopalbhaatir phNosphNosani ar omkaarer thyalay Satadru-r ghum ebong praaN dui-i osthhagoto.
Sweekar kortei hobe, amar roommate bhagyo jotota bhalo, amar roommate-der se tulonay besh kharap. amader protibeshiider roj sokaler dayitwo chhilo latch khule amar bondii roommate-ke (Soraya, amar asombhob kkhomashiil ebong aaro probhuuto guNer adhikarii Srilankan roommate) mukti dewa. ekbaar snan kore beriye dorjay tala abishkar kore, bheja chul ebong ardhek poshak pore Soraya-ke amar department-e chaabi uddhar korte jete hoyechhilo, ebong e ghotonar poreo o amar sathe theke jawar siddhanto ney. amar ei nityonoimittik bhule jawa byaram, ebong September ar March maaser bhorbelay fan chalano ar bondho korar thanda loRai chhaRa baki somoyta amader bishom sukhei ketechhilo.
Sedin kaake ekta folao kor eka thakar upojogitar kotha bolte giye room bhagabhagi kore thakar dingulor kotha mone poRe gelo. ghorer bhetor ekta jyanto manusher golar bodole speaker ar earplug-er achena swor shunte kobe theke beshi bhalolagte shuru korlo, seta anek bhebeo mone korte parlam na.

April 08, 2010

Biscuit


Je jaygata dekhini, shudhu naam-i shunechhi, sekhane giye kolponar sathe bastob na melar hatasha ekrokom. ar haater taalur moto chena kono jaygay phire giye sobkichhu achena lagar monkharapta arek rokomer.


Shohor to bodlaayi. baaRighor bhange, goliraasta rajpoth hoy, mathar opor bridge, chaayer gumti bhol palte Kaalimata Video Centre, Kaalimata Video Centre bodle Games world cyber cafe, esob jawa aasa to legei thake. mushkilta holo, oi chaayer dokan athoba Video Centre na thakle apnar roj bikeler projapoti biskut khawa shoishob ar shesh koishorer nishiddho gopon uttejonar smritirao aashroyhiin hoye poRe.

Erokomi anaath smritibhora ek shohorer raajpoth diye hNaatchhilam sedin. E shohore jokhon prothom esechhilam tokhon amar sodyo joubon, ar ekhon.........well, matter kore na. 'prothom' anekkichhur sakkhii ei shohor amake dine raate pichhu dekechhe. kintu phire ese ter pelam, amar smriti ar kolponar sathe bastober mil phuriyechhe anekdin.
Sei smritir bojha niye aligoli hNatte hNatte gola shukiye elo jokhon, tokhon trishna metate pasher ekta dokane dhoka gelo. dokanir sathe supplier-er tulkalam legechhe. ebong sohokariike dosh diye labh nei, amar samanyo cold drinks-er baynar theke se jhogRa sotyi i anek beshi chittakorshok. kajei sei abosore ami edikodik dekhe timepass korte laglam.
Tokhoni nojore poRlo. desibideshi brand-er chips ar biscuit er bhiRe mukh chun kore dNaRiye thaka akta naamhiin plastic packet. Packet-er bhetor golgol khoskhose biscuit ar tar holdete gaayer maajhkhan diye chocolate ronger dheu khelano.
HuRmuR kore amar sei purono shohor neme elo mathar bhetor. ei anama akhyato biscuit amake ekakitwe songo diyechhe, boredom-e binodon jugiyechhe, nityonoimittik monkoshakoshir por ei biscuit khete khete ami chokher jol muchhechhi diner por din. tokhon concept-tai jantam na, ekhon bujhi, soptaher ematha omathar ' carbohydrate craving'-er chotjoldi somadhan hoye utheche ei biscuit.
Bhaba jay, ghordor noy, rastaghaat noy, gachher gaaye khodai kora plus chinho diye lekha naam noy, amar e prithibiir priyotomo shohore katano sonali charti bochhorer nirjaas lukiye chhilo ekta biscuit-er sosta packet-er moddhye. Prothombaar jolojyanto ekta prem howar romancho, raat jege adda mere bhorbela room-e pherar swadhinota, prothom prem bhangar jontroNa ityadi bohu alochito, swonaamdhonyo anubhuutira phike hoye ube gechhe kobei. poRe royechhe shudhu ek packet biscuit.
Kokhon jhogRa themechhe kheyal korini. dokanir "hanji madam" er uttore teshtameshta bhule giye ek packet biscuit tule khoob khushi hoye ami beriye aasi. amar bhiishoN chena, priyotomo shohorer raastay.

April 06, 2010

Local train


Sunil Ganguly kobe kothay jeno bolechhilen, local train ekjon golpokaarer sara jiiboner golper jogan dite pare. maane akkhorik na holeo, ei gochheri kichhu bolechhilen arki.
Golopokaar howar dorkar nei. apnar ei prithibiite motto jai hokna keno, hNete chole goRiye konomoto din gujran, ba shonibaarer adday daami kotha bole bondhuder chomke dewa, athoba sotyikaarer daarshoniko jodi hoye uthte chan apni, local train apnar sohoj somadhan.
Prithibiite jotorokomer 'baadii' achhe, je kono given muhuurte local train-er kaamray apni sobaike dekhte peye jaben. ugrobaadi (jini mone koren ekta seat-e charjon bosata manobjaatir ekadoshtomo commandment, se baki tinjoner akaar ayoton jai hokna keno ebong nijeke choturthojon hisebe place korar loRai tini chaliye jete paren Bordhomaan theke Howrah obdi) theke shuru kore nirbibaadii porjonto, jini ektu duure khondojuddho legechhe dekhe kkhomar haasi hese paasher sohojaatriike bolen, "kii hobe jhogRa kore, ar ektu baadei to je jar pothe chole jabo".
Local train-ke shudhu jatayater madhyom hisebe dekhle goRatei ekta mosto bhul korben apni. Local train-er ekta nijoswo aarthosamajik byabostha achhe ja jekono samyobadii goNotontrer kaan mule dite pare. kaaner dul ar chuler clip bikri korte uthechhen jini tNaar gambat rack-er khNocha kheye apnar poripaati chul kaaker baasa hoye geleo, ebong apni, "kii moshai, dekhe cholte paaren na???" bole mukh jhaamte uthte chaileo, bikreta ebong ashepasher sohojaatriira apnake sei sreNishoshoNer mohapaatokii howa theke rokkha korben. temon kopal kharap hole 'khete khawa manusher' kormer adhikar niye binamuulyer ekti seminar peye jete paren. ar tar songe bourgeois sreNiishotru hisebe apnar prapyo tirjok montobyo to achhei. After all, ei prithibiir annodhwongso chhaRa ar ki i ba korchhen apni?
Jiiboner ekta birat somoy local train-er ei duniyatay katanor phole kichhu kichhu bishesh gyaan laabh korechhi ami. jenechhi, porikkhay sob proshno common poRar motoi bipojjonok sob kota janalar pasher seat khali erokom phNaka train-e otha. hawar dike, rod aasena, kaata janala (jekono janalar ekti pash beshi kaata, arekti pash beshi dhaka thake. chulcherachiri mone hote pare, kintu bhuktobhogiir kaachhe duti diker parthokyo asiim) khNujte khNujte ami 30 minuter gota jatrapoth kaabar korechhi, tana 5 min ektio janalar pashe na bose, e ghotona ekadhik baar ghotechhe jiibone amar. jenechhi, purota poth periye aasar por Lilua theke Howrah-er duurottwotukui diirghotomo. e prithibiir sobtheke sundor chokh achhe jaar, se chheler preme poRe tana 3 bochhor anyo kaaro kaachh theke jhalmuRi kine khaini ami. anek daam diye shikhechhi, je musumbiwala bhoyanok serious mukh kore ese bolchhe, "apnake thokiye amar ki labh didi, apni to amar kono kkhoti korenni, kaalkeo to apnar sathe dekha hobe.......", 100 shotangsho nishchit thaka jay tar 10 ta lebur moddhye 8 tai kharap.
Local train kokhono somoye aasena, kokhono somoye pNouchhoy na, bhanga janalar pashe chhata khule brishtir chhNat atkate hoy, bhable bismoyer obodhi thakena kon monntrobole duniyar joto abibechak, gyaangomyihiin, seat-er tolay lebur khosa chNuRe phela lok ekisonge ese jutechhe. 'halua'-r signal-e dNaRiye dNaRiye abaaro jokhon late mark poRe jay, tokhono ei sobuj holud baghmukho shNuyopokar choddopurush na tulle, apni bhogobaan.
Protidini mone hoy aj ar pNouchholo na, kintu protidini train Howrah-y dhoke. nijoswo gotite. dhhimetaale. muhuurter moddhye raag udhaao. Train becharar proti koruNay noy, bus, taxi, launch dhorar taRay raag pushe rakhar somoy nei bole. lokkho lokkho lok dikbidik shuNyo hoye chhute chole. thelagaaRi, bNochka, alur bosta, platform-e joma sondehojonok jol, chhanar gondho sob miliye se ek bhoyanok byapar. tar moddhye chupti kore amader heldolhiin train dNaRiye thake. ar maa-er haat shokto kore dhore bhiRer modhye hNaatte thaka shishu bhebe thoi paayna, eibaar train-ta ultodike ghurbe kii kore.

April 05, 2010

Nodiir epaar opaar ebong diirghoshwaas

Nodiir epaar opaar ebong diirghoshwaas sonkranto je probaadta achhe, seta anekangshe myth bolei amar dharoNa. sob dekheshune ami siddhante esechhi je nodiir je kono paare bosei, dukkhito howa to duure thak, borong besh gorbito howar jutsoi karoNer abhab nei. ebong amra sokolei seta hoye thaki.
Chhotobelay school-e kichhu lok dekhechhilam jara naki boi ki jinis chokhei dekheni. emni emnii guchho guchho nombor pachhe. tader daapote kNecho hoye thaktam. ar bhabtam koto saadhonay emon durlobh protibhaar adhikaarii howa jay.
Koyek doshoker moroNpoN practice-e bohu koshte ei 'cool' byaparta jokhon ropto holo, tokhon sthhaan kaal paatro sob bodle gechhe. sei poribortito poristhitir kotha bebaak bhule giye, ek aasore khoob kaayda kore jei na bolechhi ami to ekdom poRashona korina, saaaaaraaaaaadin youtube dekhi, omni dekhi joRa joRa neel sobuj badami chokh amake bisphaarito drishtite dekhchhe. keu bollo se roj 18 ghonta poRe, keu asombhob hotaashar sure janalo je probhuuto cheshta koreo se raat 2 tor beshi jaagte paarchhena. tobe sobaike tekka diye gelo ekjon, jokhon se janalo tar Friday night-er binodon advanced level-er anko kosha.
Bhul timing kotobaar je amake amar praapyo gourob theke bonchito korechhe.
Deshkaaler gondii peronor dorkar nei. haater kaachhe thakuma didima gochher keu thakleo bishoyta sposhto hobe. amar thakumar sobtheke gorber bishoygulo, jegulo tini chena, achena, swolpochena keu baaRite elei (technically puro aasaro dorkar nei, dudh ba khoborer kagoj dite eleo cholbe) buk phuliye bolte thaken, segulo amar apnar boyosii karo hole lojjay mukh dekhate partam na. gNaate gNaate byatha, haat paa kNaapa, goto du bochhore tinbaar stroke ar ekbaar stroke-er 'moto', khider aruchi, sara rattir duchokher pata ek na korte para................asha kori byaparta bojhate perechhi.
Keu keu roj gym-e giye douRe, "baba ki roga hoyechhis!!!" gochher montobyo shune dogomogo hoy. keu keu khushii hoy eisob chorom agobhiirotaar uurdhe uthte pere. ei dwitiiyo doler lokera gym duure thak, diet coke-er naam shunleo tele-begune jwole othen.
Porer udaahoroNta theke khanikta lingoboishomyer gondho berote paare. kintu doshta sompurNobhaabe amar adhakhNychRa research-er. purushjaatike arektu khNutiye porjobekkhoN korle tadero erokom guchho guchho phNakphokor berobe. byaparta ar kichhui na. amar bibahito bandhobiider moddhye sposhto dutibhaag nojor korechhi. keu keu tar bor kirokom badhhyo ebong potniinisthho ebong ek cup chaayer jol gorom korar jonyo-o tar opor kirokom nirbhorshiil se kotha ghuriye phiriye bole. abar ekdol raagii borer mejajmorji ebong chorom adhikaarbodher niyomito promaaN peye jarpornai khushi hoy.
Kintu emon kichhu bishoy achhe jegulor kkhetre apatodrishtite nodiir dupaar khushi howar jukti khaate na. muuloto sonskritichorcha ei bibhaage poRe thake. Doris Lessing-er lekha poRenni? Truffaut banan ekbaare likhte parenna? korechhen ki moshai. apnar bNaachao ja, morao tai.
Tobe sob niyomeri jemon beniyom thake, temon ei GKwala antelder bhiReo majhemajhe duekta dolchhut poth bhule dhuke poRe chomke dey. ami ekjonke chini, je erokomi ekti 'Sara Bangla ke-koto-boi-poRechhe' protijogitaar aasore bose ghorsuddhu lokke stombhito kore amlaanbodone jaaniyechhilo je se Chacha Chaudhury ar Saabu chhaRa ar kono golper boi poReni kokhono. karoN ati sorol. text boi se jor kore poRte baadhyo hoy, kintu chhobi chhaRa golper boi poRa tar pokkhe asombhob.
Ami nijer mone nischit jaani, amra sobai kono na konodin, kokhono na kokhono, ei loktike hingse korechhi. er moto hote cheyechhi. tobe seta hote gele anekta sotyikaarer sahos ar anekta sotyikaarer smartness laage. seta jotodin na jogaR hochhe, totodin nodiir ei paartir kopaale shudhu diirghoshwaasi lekha achhe.

April 03, 2010

Amader aamole

Tomader boyose ami koto khetam jano? ekatha bole notun projonmer gaa pitti jwalanor moto sujog e jiibone amar aar holona. aro agunti na-parar motoi, ami kheyeo kauke khushi korte parini konodin.
Amar moto abhaagader jonyo aboshyo arekti abyartho astro achhe.
Muulyobriddhi.
Aj theke 20 bochhor aage, gaaner school theke pherar pothe 5 takay kena kwality-r vanilla cup icecream (porer robibaar butterscotch, tar porer soptahe aabar vanilla) je ekti balikar sara soptaher prarthonar uttor hoye uthte parto e khoborta ekele manushder mukh theke abyartho 'wow' tene baar kore anbei. Guarantee.
Othoba office theke pherar pothe maa-r kine aana chhotto sada sobuj chouko baakshe 2 taka piece-er kNachagolla. baaksher ekdike lekha 'nalen guRer sondesh', anyodike 'kNalakaad'.
Amio OMG boli (bolte chai antoto), jokhon hothat ter pai je 2 takay ekhon ar kichhu pawa jayna. Bangladesh TV ar booster antenna ar puff hatawala jamakapoRer moto 2 takar note-o smritir duniyar uddyeshye jatra korechhe bohudin holo.
Tai dhNoya noy, dhuulo noy, meyeder uthte thaka skirt ar chheleder phulte thaka biceps noy. amake bishom khaway jinispotrer daam. maathar bhetor ajiiboner moto ghar bNedhechhe 5 takar icecream cup. tai prothombar Baskin Robbins-er dokane icecream kheye 87 taka pocket theke bar korar dhakka ekhono buker moddhye dogdoge hoye achhe.
Ar airport-e coffee. ami jani, saat sagorer opaarer hisebe hoyto eki byapar. kingba sostao hote pare. kintu desher maatite paa dewa matroi amar chokhe jonomanobheen bhuttakkheter jaygay lokkho lokkho manusher srot. amar note-e Lincoln-er bojrodristir bodole Gandhijir fokla haasi. ebong monushyo brain-er lajabab programming, 100 takar coffee-r bishom chhNyaka. pocket-e ebong jibhe.
Kintu daam jigges kore phele, poshalo na bhaisaab, bole phire aasar moto dharalo smartness amar nei. tai bag khule taka baar kore diye coffee-r cup tule ni. Coffee-r opor cream diye aaNka hridoy dekhe kinchit shanto hoi. nah, taka nichhe thiki kintu ekebare akaroNe nichhena. 100 taka puro ushul korar jonyo ami zero calorie sweetener achhe kina khNoj kori. seta meshate giye hridoy ghNete jaay aboshyo. kintu totokkhoNe amar hritobol anektai punoruddhar hoyechhe.
Nah, gota ekta pNaatha khaini. othoba competition diye 40 khana rosogollao na. kintu amader aamole 5 takay dhNoya othano, jibh poRano, ghum chhotano coffee pawa jeto jotrototro. bhabte paro!!!

April 02, 2010

April Fool

Kaal April Fool chhilo.
Kaal theke besh koyek bochhor aage ei dintay protyek bochhor sokal hote na hotei thakuma ese amake khobor dito, Soma naamni amar ek ati ghonishthho bondhu ese amake khNujchhe.
Jodio Soma sadharoNoto kokhonoi amader baRite aasto na. amader jono praaNer kotha hoto school jawa ebong aasar pothe.
Protyek bochhor eki dine, eki somoye, eki bondhu ese amake khNujto.
Ebong ami protyek bochhori lafate lafate samner baranday ese dNaRatam. pechhon theke gotakoy praaptoboyosko naari purush soru mota mihi golaay April Foooooooooooooool bole chNechiye uthto.
Amader baRite 'boyosochito byabohaar' kothati jonopriyo noy.
Batsorik ei natikatir abhinoy bondho hoye gechhe besh kichhudin holo. kushiilober abhabe noy. thakuma achhe, amio achhi, Somao achhe nishchoyi kothao. shudhu tinjoner moddhye sthaan ebong kaaler somapoton ghotchhena ar.
Thiki achhe. bochhorer baaki 364 din to sokal bikel boka bonchhi. keu bonachhe. athoba nijei nijeke bonachhi. April Fool miss korchhina ar ektuo.

 
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