December 29, 2010

2011


2011 hajir. kolpobignaner pata theke beriye honhoniye amar apnar rojkar jiiboner ekkebare modhyikhane. Bhuugol khatar opore daandiker koNay, dewale jholano Maa Kalir payer tolay amogh troyiir chhobike ghire, ar office theke pawa notun diary-r rule-tana chokchoke patay.
Ekta diary amar gaaner khata hoto, ekta diary baba niten income tax-er hiseb lekhar jonyo, arekta diary maa agochore alada kore rakhten, somoy pele duek chhotro kobita lekhar nibhrito basonay.
Baki diary-der prothom patay potropathh ami nijer naam, dhaam, blood group, Biswanath daktarer pharmacy-r phone nombor, amar sobtheke bhalo haater lekhay likhe pheltam. ar udas hoye bhabtam kobe tax consultant-er phone nombor ar insurance policy renewal date lekhar porom gourober sudin asbe.
9 -e aseni bole 90-e asbar somosto rasta jenoteno prokareNo bondho korte hobe, eta ekta kotha holo bolun?
Jai hok, brand new bochhorer choukathhe pa rekhe ami konorokom tiktotar kotha tulte chaina.
Notun bochhhorer jonyo apni kotota prostut? ami to ek paa chuner daage chhNuiye, haater chetoy fNu diye, muthhi pakiye, choyal shokto kore, chokh kNuchke ready. ghoRir kNata 31 tarikhe raat 12 ta sporsho kora matro jate sworNalii bhobishyoter dike tiirer moto chhute jete pari.
Ei muhuurtota best karoN ekhon amar mone songshoyer chhayamatro nei je 2011 amar jiiboner sera bochhor hote cholechhe. ebochhor ami nijer sob protyasha puroN korbo, amar atmiiyo porijonera sokkole sukhe thakben, chena achena bondhuder jiibon phule phole bikoshito hobe, Abantor aro anek bondhu pabe.
Doinik 1200 calorie-r magic nombor? samner 365 din ota bNaa haater khel moshai.
2011. swopner bochhor. jotodin bNachbo totodin smriti theke baar kore dhuulo jheRe neRe cheRe dekhbar bochhor. hote cholechhe. ami ter pachchhi already. cholun bhese poRa jak.

December 25, 2010

Cake dibos


Dui dol boRomanusher modhhye probhuuto gol bedhechhe. tate bhuru tolar kichhu nei, karoN ekadhik praptoboyosko ekjaygay hoyechhen athocho eke aporke aNchRachchhen, khamchachchhen, bok dekhachchhen na, erokom ajgubi byapar kono deshe kokhono ghotechhe bole shona jayni.

Tobe ei golmaltar choritro ektu bhinno. karoN golmaler kendre chhotora. gurutoro proshnota hochchhe, "sotyer khatire jodio subkichhukei borjon kora jay, Santa Clause ke jay ki?" ekdol golar shir pholachchen, "magic chhaRa chhobobelar roilota ki?", arekdol ghNushi pakiye bolchhen, "praN thakte amader bachhake gNajakhuri golper fNade phelte dichchhina."

Dekheshune ami hNap chheRe bNachchhi.

BNachchhi karoN amar chotobelay Santa Clause o chhilen na, gachher tolay joRo howa upoharer chhotto pahaR o chhilona, tar protyashao na. amar maa babake ruupkotha jiiye rakhar jonyo matha chulkote hoyni, jonmer sathe sathe sotyer songe gNatchhoRa bNedhe dewar taagide jorjorito hochchhen emontao mone hoyni kokhono.

Jetuku sposhto mone achchhe seta hochchhe 25 tarikh sokale uthhe, boikhata khule bosar bodole Gopalkakur dokane sajiye rakha cellophane paper ar chokchoke suto bNadha fruitcake kinte jachchhi gutiguti.

Aj 'Cake dibos' e apnader sobbaike amar priiti, shubhechchhe ar bhalobasa janai. asha kori apnara sobai bhishoN anondo kore cake khaben, ar ekdom gombhiir kotha bhebe somoy noshto korben na.

Apnader sathe abar puro e-k-t-i bochhor pore dekha hobe. bhule jabenna jeno.



December 24, 2010

Dhormer kol


School-e phNaka class-e kotha bolar aporadhke pray manush khun korar category te phela hoto keno, seta amar kachhe ekhono sposhto noy. Class-e homrachomra keu na thakle sobtheke niriiho je binodoner byabostha kora sombhob seta holo pasher loker sathe alapcharita. manchhi, ghorsudhhu meye pasher joner sathe fisfisiye kotha bolleo besh bhalorokom shobdobrohmer srishti hote pare, kintu bhabun to, er bodole jodi tara eke oporer dike joler botol chhNuRe ba benchi bajiye timepass korte chaito, tahole ki aro araajokotar srishti hoto na?
Bujhtei parchhen jukti joto sohoj, bojha totoi shokto. atoeb diner moddhey 5 baar sodolbole dNaRano, kaan dhore othoba na dhore, (eta jini shasti dichchhen tNar mejajer opor nirbhorshiil) ga sowa hoye giyechhilo.
Byaparta jate eddur na goRay sejonyo kichhu byabostha chhilo aboshyo, jemon ‘naam-toka’. jodio tate keu kokhono bhoy peye mukh bondho korechhe bole shunini. borong je becharar opor naam tokar bhar, take ‘protikriyashiil‘, ‘tiktiki’ probhriti bachhai naam dhore deke, temon raag hole mukh bhengchiye ar jhNuti dhore teneo shodh tulto lokjon.
Kobe theke bolchhi ei ghNete jawa boRobelar jonyo daayi amar gobhiir nipiiRito shoishob, keu kaanei tulchhen na.
Jai hok. meyeder kotha bondho korar somosto totka jokhon eke eke byartho tokhon staffroom-e joruri meeting boslo. ruddhodwar boithhok chollo jotokkhoN, ghore ghore meyera duruduru bokkhe chupti kore roilo, tNu shobdoti korlona. anonto apekkhar sheshe dorja khule beriye didibhaira janalen, proti class-er sobtheke beshi kotha bola meyeder naamer talika toiri kora hoyechhe. ebar theke bakider chup koriye rakhar dayitwo tader haate nyasto kora holo.
Bishwas kora shokto kintu etei kaaj diyechhilo sobtheke beshi.
Sei eki jukti khatiyei nirghat, kortripokkho amake idaning ekti ‘editing’-er kaaj gochhiyechhen. laphiye raaji hoyechhi, karoN porer bhul dhorar anonder kachhe emonki YouTube o here bhuut. mushkil kebol ei, jiibone joto “…,however,…” ar "In particular” likhechhi, daaine bNaaye na takiye joto abanchhito comma, semicolon gNethe diyechhi sentence-er shoriire, paragraph-er sheshe jotobaar helabhore juRechhi “obviously”, se sob ekhon nemesis hoye amake gilte esechhe.
Asha kori ei shikkhata mone thakbe.

December 21, 2010

Resolution


Somosto Regression model-ei jemon Endogeneity bias thakbei, ar somosto East Bengal supporter-eri jemon Puurbobonge jomidari chhilo ekkale, temon sob addatei kichhu kichhu Ramgorurer chhana thaken. thaktei hobe. Ramdev theke Radia tapes, jekono gola-phatano, table-chapRano, Coke Zero-r glass-oltano bitorker mukhe poReo jNar bastobbuddhi bindumatro tol khayna, "torko kore kissu hobe na jokhon, tokhon khamoka golabyatha kora keno?" somosamoyik Hindi cinemar choRchoRiye uthhte thaka 'hatke' quotient niye sokkole jokhon tumul uttejito, "eibar Bollywood Nolan ke dhore phello bole" aashay jokhon sobai thorohorikompo, tokhon bNyaka hasi hese jini bolben, "jah jah, osob dekha achhe."

Notun bochhorer resolution kii thik korle jante chaile jini abicholito konthhe janaben, resolution-er chhelemanushite tNar ruchi nei.

Shudhu eta bolei kkhanto hoben na, jukti diye promaN kore deben keno resolution matrer i akalmrityu aboshyombhabii. keno 'rattire carbohydrate chhNobona' shopoth newar sathe January maaser poylar kono juktigrajhyo correlation thakte parena, keno treadmill-e chapar pokkhe oi dinta jotokhani poymonto, ajker dintao totokhani i. borong aj gele khanik phNakay phNakay gham jhorano jete pare.

Jottosob.

Jai hok, eisob 'pragmatic' loker pallay poRe dome jawar banda ami noi. tai ekhon thekei mohotsahe amar 2011-r resolution-er list banate arombho korechhi.

Notun bochhore amar prothom ebong prodhan lokkhyo, multitasking-er moroNfNaad theke nijeke mukti dewa. ami Chandrabindoo shunte shunte article poRbo na, article poRte poRte 'how to make chocolate ice cream without a machine' google korbona, ice cream bananor tips-e chokh bolate bolate chatbox-e PNPC korbona, PNPC korte korte Abantor-er post-er kotha bhabbona, post-er kotha bhabte bhabte youtube-e 500 bar dekha Hercule Poirot aro ekbar dekhbona, Hercule Poirot dekhte dekhte paapbodhe bhugbona, paapbodhe bhugte bhugte ghum theke uthhbona, ghumote jabona.

Paapbodhe jodi bhugtei hoy, tobe kebol setatei bhugbo. Full time.

Eto sob koreo jodi somoy bNache tobe aro kichhu asadhyosadhoner cheshta kora jete pare. jemon dhorun, ki hote cholechhe se niye bindumatro sondeho na thaka sotweo 'Golmaal 3' dekhte bosar moto bekub bahaduri ar dekhate chai na ami notun bochhore.

Ar jegulo korle mondo hoyna, segulo soja kaaj. amar thakuma mone praNe bishwas koren, ei prithibiite tNar meyad sob miliye 88 bochhor. jeta phurote ar mote 6 bochhor baki. samner bochhortay ami aro 6 koti bar thakumar gola shunbo. phone-er opar theke kNapa golay tene bola "Helloooooo" ta mukhostho kore phelbo mathar bhetor. samner bochhor ami mone kore amar sob kachher lokeder Bijoyar priiti ar jonmodiner shubhechchha janabo. amar shoishober bondhura, jara ektorfa amar sathe jogajog rekhe rekhe klanto ebong kruddho, tader sobbar maan bhangabo ami 2011 y.

2011 y ami maa babar kotha shune cholbo. jodiba January phurote na phurotei, sobcheye aage ei bodhodoytir mrityu ghote, tobuo eta amar ebochhorer anyotomo resolution.

Apnar notun bochhorer resolution kii?


December 16, 2010

Swonaamdhonyo


Probadprotim je konokichur sathe molakat howai soubhagyer byapar. ta se manush, jayga, boipottor, dokanpaat jai hok na keno. nijomukhe bolte hochchhe bole jibh katchhi, kintu e babode amar emnite phutiphata kopalero performance kharap na. puurNimar aaloy Tajmoholer samner benchite bosar jayga pawa theke shuru kore class 4 e Shimla-Kulu-Manali trip e, mathhe shooting-er dol dekhe bus thamiye douRe giye Mukesh Khannar sathe chhobi tule ana porjonto, sob rokom abhignota achhe amar jholay.
Mukesh Khanna ke? dekhechhen, ei hochchhe celebrity der niye mushkil. sobbai ekti kore expiry date niye dhoray esechhen. jobe theke Robibaar sokale luchir thala haate TV r samne guchhiye bose pitamoho Bhishma kingba Shaktiman-er adhut liila dekhar jomana gechhe, Mukesh Khannao sobar smriti theke bemalum hawa. amar amon jokher dhon chhobi dekhiye ar kauke impress kora jachchhe na.
Keno amar sathei erokom hoy sobsomoy bhogoban?
Jakge. nalish kora kebol somoy noshto. apnara Mukesh Khanna ke celebrity bole kichhutei manben na jokhon ki ar kora jabe.
Tobe je bishoytay amar confidence apnara shoto shoRojonteo tolate parbenna seta hochchhe bikhyato khabar khawar amar abhignota ebong tar boichitrye. ami Janai-er Manohara kheyechhi, Bardhamaner Seetabhog, Shaktigarher Lyangcha, Juhu beach-er Paobhaji, Chandni Chawk-er chaat, Philadelphia-r cheesesteak, Kolkatar rosogolla and mishti doi. o hNya, Konnogore 3 nombor busroute-e BATA stop-er pasher telebhaja dokaner alur chop.
Hese haat diye machhi taRanor bhongi korar aage poriikkha prarthoniiyo. Mahesher Roth ar Shakuntala Kalipujo bochhore 2 din joto lok tane, oi dokantir samne fi maase toto bhiR hoy. ebong hoye aschhe, goto 25 bochhor dhore.
Apni ki ki naamjada khabar kheyechhen? ar jodio Celebrity saannidhyo byaparta kinchit sensitive amar pokkhe (jehetu apnara amar Mukesh Khanna episode tike erokom tachchhilyo korlen) tobuo apni jodi amake Shahrukh Khan er soi kora chhobi athoba e bay theke kena Uttamkumarer rumaler golpo boRai kore shonate chan, ami ektuo hingse korbo na. kotha dichhi.
Aj office theke pherar pothe niyomrokkha dokane dhNu marte giye dekhlam sonali ronger cellophane moRa ‘khNaati’ Joynogorer moyar baksho sajano achhe. agotya kinte holo. chhad nei, madur nei ar pithh-sNeka roddur o na, tobu blind ghera kritrim ushnotar ghore bose norom sugondhii moyay kamoR diye huRhuRiye etogulo baje kotha bole phellam apnader.
Bujhe dekhun moyar mahaatmyo.

December 14, 2010

Biyog ek


Miss Marple amar role model, Sidhu jyathha amar hero, Morgan Freeman amar poyla nombor chokher sukh, bNeche thakle aj amar prothom premer meghe meghe boyos hoto 2 kuRi 5. kajei bujhtei parchhen, buRo howake ami dorai na.
Borong mone praaNe bishwas kori ekta nyuunotomo boyoser choukathh na perole jogoter kono bhalo jiniser i ruup ros gondho sporsho jothartho anubhob kora sombhob noy. promaN? nim begun, niirobota ebong Harry Potter.
Nah, apnar bhul bhanganor jonyo amay marjona korben, kintu jekono kaaljoyii srishtir motoi, oi boitao chhotoder jonyo lekha hoyni. Harry Potter to kon chhar moshai, emon ki Pagla Dashu r moto perfect ekta byapar o somoyer sathe sathe aro nikhNut, aro ujjwol hoy. maante na chaile, haater kachhe boita thakle bar kore poRe dekhun arekbar.
Abak howa abantor, karoN setai howar kotha chhilo. bishwas hochchhe na? thik achhe ekkhuni ekta thought experiment hoye jak. phele asa jiiboner emon ekta somoy bechhe nin jekhane apni phire jete chan. apni jodi amar theke khub alada na hon tobe nijer jiiboner prothom 5 bochhor somoyta niye apnar o khub beshi dharoNa nei, kajei ota baad. tar porer somoytay somosto chhobite samner duto dNaat missing, shiitkale badhyotamuulok mathay monkey tupi ar boi niye jete bhule gele school suddhu meyer samne baranday byajar mukhe dNaaR-khawa. bNacha gechhe boRo hoye gechhi.
Tarporer somoytukur kotha mone poRle apni kirokom romanchokor nostalgia y bhogen ami janina, amar bishudhdho hritkompo chhaRa ar kichhu hoyni konodin. bochhor 7 ek-er ekta anonto duswopno, jate kebol hridoybhongo ar chokher jole bheja balish ar diary-r pata bhoriye bhoyanok sob biroher kobitar dapadapi. bohu jonmer puNyofole o kaalghum chhutechhe amar, ar bhuleo o poth maRachchhina.
Er pore je thik ki holo amar nijer i mone nei, anek loker mukh, anek kotha, anek ideas, anek realization, anek dhNoyasha ar anekgulo jayga periye ese hothat dekhlam aj sokale ei ghortay ghum theke uthhechhi. na, ei ghortao ekta samoyik byabostha matro, ekhan thekeo kothao ekta chole jete hobe amake achirei.
Atoeb ajker dintate mon bosano maneo somoy noshto. ektimatro rastai khola achhe, jeta samner dike gechhe. hnya, buRo howar dike. se rastay hNaatte hNatte chul pakbe, hNatu kNapbe, kon montrobole amar maayer akaroN bhabna ar duschintar durbodhyo pattern ekdin abikol uthhe asbe amar mathar bhetoreo, ar ami fokla dNaate hese amar sarajiiboner somosto bhulbhrantike nimeshe hese uRiye dite parbo. nehat chhelemanushi bole.
Sei chhyaghono mayamoy pother dike aro ekbochhor egiye jete pere ami dhonyo.

December 12, 2010

Bangla bibhrat


Ajke Abantor-e Banglar class.
GhabRaben na. apnader Notwo-shotwo bodher bichar kora kingba udahoroN sohojoge Kormodharoy o Bohubriihi somaser parthokyo bojhanor konorokom bod uddeshyo nei amar. emonki golper chhutoy Chorjapod ar Sondhyabhashar itihaas fNede bosar o na.
Amar asole bola uchit chhilo, ajke Abantor-er bishoy Banglar class-er golpo. prarthonar thik porei je class ta hoto, je subject-er didibhai rai sobsomoy class teacher hoten, ar sobbai ektu bhulo ar anekta maayer moto. anyotha dekhini ektio.
Bolai bahulyo tNader class-e bolar moto golpo-o jomto sobtheke beshi. haasir golpo, dukkher golpo, mojar golpo, emonki bhuter golpo o. baire ajhore brishti nemechhe, timtime tubelight er aalo megher chhayar sathe palla diye klanto, tokhon ghor shudddhu meyer soru mota rinrine golay, “aajke poRte ichchhe korche na didibhai” baynar samne haar mene Subrata didibhai agotya,”sedin o chhilo ajker moto ekta brishtir raat...” shuru korechhen, e ghotona bohubaar ghotechhe amar jiibone.
Kintu ajker golpota Banglar didibhai ba tNader bola golpo niye noy.
Banglar class-er golper ekta birat angsher jonyo jake krititwo na dilei noy, tar naam ‘Chhatrobondhu’. mone achhe? motka ekta boi, tate syllabus-er sob koti golpo, kobita, probondher naamkoroNer sarthokota, tatporjo, sonkkhiptosaar, ebong pathhyoboiyer e molat theke o molater bhetorer protiti line-er protiti shobder somarthok ebong biporiitarthok ebong aro jotorokom artho thaka sombhob, sob bujhiye dewa thakto.
Beshi bojhale ja hoy, probhuuto confusion ebong porjapto hasir khoraker utpotti. Chhatrobondhu theke ‘bodhi’ shobder somarthok shobdo shikhe ese ‘Buddhadeb’ rochonay chhatro aboliilay likhechhe, “bodhibrikkher tolay bosiya Shakyomuni-r ‘tonok’ noRiyachhilo”, e ghotona birol noy.
Kono kono protibhadhorer aboshyo nojore poRbar jonyo Chhatrobondhu-r sohojogita lagena. ‘toitombur’ kothatar artho ebong proyog somporke apnar jodi ektuo andaj thake, tahole je shishukonya bakyorochona korechhe, “amar bhai Bhombol e bochhor amuk bidyalaye prothom sreNiite toitombur hoyechhe” take apni ki juktite bhul promaN korben, ami janina.
Erokom aro entar golpo achhe, amar apnar sobbar jhulitei. ichchhe hole apnar golpo ta amake bolte paren.
Somoyer sathe sathe Banglar class-er choritro bodlechhe. shmashaan achhe, gorur o abhaab nei, kintu rochonar bishoy howar kouliinyo hariyechhe dujonei, kajei sei kaaljoyii golper prasongikotao nei ar. shunechhi maayeder aamole loke ‘Uttam’ er biporiitarthok shobder jaygay ‘Suchitra’ likhte dwidha korto na. ami jante utsuk ekhono kono soprotibho shishu chokh buje poriikkhar khatay ‘Jit’ er ultodike ‘Koel’ likhe aschhe kina.

December 07, 2010

Kajir gaan


Ki theke je ki mone poRbe kokhon, se ek rohosyo.
Jemon dhorun, kaal saradin dibbi gechhe jemon jawar. sara diner nishkormota sere ghore dhuke, haat theke ghoRi khule rekhe, 1992 saale Kulu theke maayer shokh kore kena kalo ronger rNoya othha chador joRiye Laptop kole kore bosechhi. Futon-er hatole bose dhNoya chhaRchhe ek cup Tata Gold. emon somoy daan haater 5 angule cup joRiye chumuk dite dite bNa haater torjonii diye youtube-er searchbox-e ami ek ek kore n a z r u l g e e t i type korlam.
Bishwas korun, amar bindumatro idea nei, keno.
Puurbojonmer smriti bole sotyi i kichhu hoy bodhhoy. je jonme keu gaite bolle bindumatro na bhebe “Porodeshii megh jaore phire” gaan dhora jeto. Griishmo Borsha Shiit Bosonto nirbisheshe.
Kintu se kobekar kotha ami nijei bhule gechhi. tarpor to kotodin kete gechhe, koto ghater jol, koto shohorer hawa kheye ami jokhon abosheye amar ei second-hand futon-e bose dudondo jirochchhi, totodine Nazrulgeeti kobeeeee out of fashion hoye gechhe.
Ki kore je holo seta ekta bhabbar bishoy. bhoktigiiti theke borshar gaan theke deshatmobodhok, Bangalir jiibone gaan shonar upojukto jotorokom poristhitir udoy hote pare, sober jonyo gaan likhe rekhe gechhilen Kazi Nazrul. shudhu likhe noy, sur diye, sworolipi likhe ekdol oti dokkho shilpiir haate se gaaner bhobishyoter bhar tule diye gechhilen tini. emon ekdin chhilo jokhon Nazrulgeeti geye celebrity howa jeto. Firoza Begum, Purabi Dutta, Dhiren Basu. abar celebrity shilpiira o Nazrulgeeti r record baar korte pichhpa hoten na. Manabendra Mukhopadhyay.
Tao paRay paRay Nazrulgeeti shekhabar school toiri holona keno ke jane.
Athocho na howar kono karoN chhilona. shuru thekei Nazrulgeeti apamor jonosadharoNer, gaite gaite porda edik odik hole keu chokh rangabar nei, borong besh notun rokom ekta kichhu korte parle, “kya baat” bole pithh chapRe dey sabai. Nazrulgeeti je keu gaite pare, chhele buRo, naari purush, Hindu Musalman. jethay khushi gaite pare, shohure jolsa theke dhuulomakha graamer poth. jokhon khushi gaite pare, suurjodoyer Bhairabi theke suurjaster Marwa.
Likhte giye mone hochchhe, somosyata hoyto gaan songkranto noy shudhu. ‘bijon’, ‘musafir’, ‘shaon’, ‘beNii’ shobdogulo kromosho Bangalir dictionary theke hawa hoye gelo bolei hoyto, gaangulo r o ar maane roilo na.
KaroN jai hok na keno, ghotonata je khub i dukkher hoyechhe se niye amar antoto sondeho nei. tobe bola jay na, lokgiiti ar Baul gaan jemon apadomostok ‘cool’ makeover niye probol porakrome aadhunik banglagaaner asore abibhuurto hoyechhe, se gourob je ekdin Nazrulgeetir bhagyeo lekha nei ke bolte pare.
Ami ekhon sei aashatei achhi. kobe atyadhunik sound effect ar jugopojogii poribeshoner jhokmoke poshak pore Nazrulgeeti andhokar prekkhagriher bhiRthasa aisle soprotibho neche uthhbe.
Kaji Nazrul also rocks, you know.

December 04, 2010

Surobhito Antiseptic


Sara sokal dhore honye hoye Abantor-er jonyo bishoy khNujchhi. hNya, na khNujleo chole bolei khNujchhi. jegulo na korle chole na, segulo joto para jay thekiye rakhar basonay.
Akash patal haatRe aprasongik kono bishoy na peye agotya prasongik bishoyer khNoje berote holo. ami nishchinto chhilam je kichhu na peleo ajke kichhu ekta dibos-tibos hobe nishchoy. manchhi, seta ‘International Day for Biological Diversity’ athoba ‘World Zoonosis Day’ hole amar kichhu korar nei, kintu borat temon bhalo hole ajker dinta ‘Global Handwashing Day’ athoba ‘International Talk Like A Pirate Day’ hoteo to pare. tokhon amay paay ke.
Bolai bahulyo, borat kokhonoi bhalo hoy na amar. joghonyo.
Disgusted hoye baRi gochhate uthhlam. gochhano na bole treasure hunt bolai uchit. protyekbar ei mohot prokolpe agrosor howar 12 minute-er mathay drawer-er koN athoba shelf-er-haat-na-pNouchhono jayga theke emon kichhu chomokprodo jinis beroy, jegulo amar ghor guchhonor sodichchhake sedinkar moto jomer baRi pathhate pare. jemon dhorun, purono chithhir bandil. athoba kNukRemukRe poRe thaka hariye jawa sweater. tarpor chithhi poRte poRte kingba sweater haate niye janalar baire takiye theke puro din hawa.
Aj shurutei dresser-er ekdom nicher drawer theke polythene-e moRa ekta Boroline berolo. prothome kichhui bhabini. jak, table-er opore rakha tube-ta phuriye esechhe, eta kaaje lagbe. bhebe jotno kore tule rakhte giye dekhlam jekhane amar baki sob jinis ‘jotno’ kore tule rakha thake sekhane already 5 ta Boroline-er tube polythene muRi diye ghumochchhe. goto 4 bochhore jotobaar baRi gechhi totobar Cello Gripper refill ar Sunlight bar saban er sathe gota 5-ek Boroline-o suitcase-e gNuje diyechhe maa.
Shudhu eibar bhule gechhe. sei niye dukkho koray, Somasree bolechhilo, “are amar kachhe anek gulo achhe. niye ja.” apatoto je tube ta byabohar korchhi, seta Somar thekei dhaar kore ana. seta ebong aro duto. (fos kore amake hyangla bhebe neben na. 7 ta aankora Boroline-er stock theke 3 te biday korte pere Soma je ki bhoyanok aaram peyechhilo seta consider korun.)
Jai hok. modda kotha hochchhe guchhote giye ghorer bibhinno pranto theke khan 10 ek Boroline berolo. ebong Abantor-er bishoy o.
Bangalider somporke bakider moter opor dharoNa, amra hochchhi giye tram-e choRa, Anandabajar poRa, Joy Goswami quote kora niRbiRer dol. Robi babu niye amader joto uttejona, Rohit Bal niye tar chhitephNotao nei. Mango shunle gola-kete-mundu-haate-dhoriye-dewa dokaner bodole amader Malda mone poRe. Protyekbar. aro joto rokomer sochetonota niyei amader demak thakukna keno, Brand Consciousness-e bhogar murod amader nei.
Ki ar bolbo bolun, bokar hoddo sob. Public kothakar.
KaroN sotyita hochchhe, amra Bata chhaRa porina, Britannia chhaRa khaina, Boroline chhaRa makhina. makhini konodin. Sei 1929 saal theke aj porjonto. goto 80 bochhor dhore Boroline koti koti Bangalir phata thNot sariyechhe, January-r shiite shukno goRalike songo diyechhe, bNoti phele, finki diye rokto chhota angul chepe dhore rannaghor theke chhute ese ei Boroline lagiyechhen shoto shoto Bangali maa, office beronor taRahuRoy gaal kete phela babarao.
Anurodher Asor-er shurute, Khas Khoborer break-e ebong Rojgere Ginni-r sheshe “Surobhito Antiseptic Cream Boroline” bejechhe amader ghore ghore. protiti dupure, protyek sondhyey.
JNara ei sobuj tube ke songii kore boRo ebong buRo hoyechhen, tNara janen Boroline kebol bignaponii chotok noy, Boroline sotyi kaaje dey. khola bajarer haway uRte thaka, multinational brand-er jesob chokchoke ruposii cream-er mohe apni andho, tara keu apnar thNot molayem rakhe, keu chokher koler bhNaj saray, keu apnar haater 10 anguler dayitwo ney to keu shudhumatro paayer patar. eka Boroline apnar somosto shoriirer bhaar nite prostuut, dine ebong raate, shiit, grishmo ebong tusharpaateo. Boroline apnake eka phele jay na, aapode bipode, deshe bideshe. jothartho bondhur moto.
Ami janina tao keno ‘Bishwo Boroline Dibos’ palon korina amra.

December 02, 2010

Tarader kotha


Anek poriikkha niriikkhar por scientist ra ei siddhante esechhen, je sobai ja bhebechhilo, asole tar 3 guNer o beshi tara achhe akashe.
Apni kota bhebechhilen? dekhi to amar andajer sathe mele kina.
Mushkil ta hochchhe, bisheshognora mosto mosto Telescope lagiye akasher ekoN okoN theke tara tene baar kore anchhen thik i, kintu amar ghaaR-uNchu-kora- khali-chokher- gunti diye ami to kichhu tofat thahor korte parchhi na.
Tara ra tarader jaygatei achhe, ami i tader dike cheye dekhchhina setao hote pare. sotyi kotha bolte ki aj sokale kagoje tara abishkarer khoborta poRe kom se kom 5 bochhor bade ami tara dekhar bishoyta niye toliye bhablam.
Tar maane ei noy je ekkale amar o bishoye daruN butpotti chhilo. emon anekke jani (jantam rather) akasher dike takiye jhotpot gota 30 tara chinhito kore phela jNader bNaa haater khel. tara, tarader naam, dhaam, bongshoporichoy, naamkoroNer itihaas maay puraNer golpo. ami khali Dhrubotara jantam, komorbondhonii ar toroyal dekhe Kalpurush ke chinte partam, ar sondhye namar thik porei poshchim akashe dop kore jwole othha Shukrogroho keo chinte asubidhe hoto na.
Groho niye kotha hochchhena bujhi? OK, SNajhtara. uff apnara boddo chul cheren moshai.
Ami jantam Saptarshimondol tao amar chine rakha uchit. kintu jokhoni keu “are Saptarshi chinis na, oi to poshto dekha jachchhe” bole 7 second-er moddhye torjonii diye andhokar ghutghute akasher gaaye 7 ta adrishyo futo kore diten, ami khanikkhoN hNaa kore cheye theke amlaanbodone ghaaR neRe ditam. "hNya dibbi poshto dekhte pachchi to."
Tokhon mukh fute sotyita swiikar kore Saptarshimondol bhalo kore bujhe nile ekta kajer jinis shekha hoye jeto. fNaki marle je fNake poRte hoy, er sotyita tokhono jantamna, ekhono shikhini.
Tara niye jokhon eto kotha hochchhe tokhon tara-khosa i ba baad poRe keno. tara-khosa, arthat ulkapaat. khub i common ghotona. ekta minimum somoy prithiibir matite hNete chole beRale sobai ei sworgiiyo drishyo protyokkho koren. bujhtei parchhen, ami korini. Purir somudrotote, Rishrar baRir chhade, chNader chhaya poRa Mukutmonipur-er dam-er joler dhaare bose, “oi oi gelo gelo!” shune ami ghaaR ghorate ghoratei tarabaji shesh. sobkichhu dibbi abar aager moto. poripati akash.
Kopaler dosh chhaRa ki bolbo bolun. sei je ekbochhor ekraate shoye shoye ulkapaat howar puurbabhaas holo, Kolkata ar tar ashepasher mofoswoler joto lok sara raat chhade madur pete bose hNaa kore akasher dike cheye moshar kamoR khelo, tader moddhye amio chhilam to. kintu apnara sobai janen, ektio tara khoshlo na. porerdin sokale Anandabajar e prothompatay chhobisoho khobor, kothay kar baRir baranday football-er size-er ekta ulkakhondo poRechhe. paRasuddhu lok sei khose poRa tarar pashe dNaRiye hese chhobi tulechhen.
Amar bhNaaRe Maa Bhabaani.
Kintu bhogoban achhen. sotyi ulkapaat dekhar soubhagyo hoyni, ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ dekhar hoyechhe. tate apnader theke dhher beshi bhalo ar sposhto tara khoste dekhechhi ami. tao abar 3 ghontay 33 ta.
Dudh ar ghol niye adyikaler bostapocha probaad quote korben na please. tate apnader hingsuteponai prokash pabe khali.

 
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