September 30, 2011

Pujor post


Chhotobelay khub kom lokei nijeke du:khii ba bonchito mone kore. sejonyo ami anekdin porjonto bujhte partam na, pujor somoy amar mamato bhai-bon amader baRite beRate jawar kotha uthhle haat paa chhNuRe kanna juRe dito keno.
Pujor somoy Kasba chheRe Rishra giye thaka ar more jawar moddhye bishesh parthyo nei, eitai chhilo oder boktobyo.
Ami boltam, keno amader paRate pujo hoy to. niye jabo toder. ar boRo pandal dekhte hole Srirampur gelei hoy.
Suman-Dolon amar dike emon mukh kore takato jeno ami nije shunte pachchina ki bolchhi. kothay Bosepukur-er theme pujo, ar kothay Nabinpalli-r golir bNash ar tripoler pandal.
Kothay phNaka pandal-e noRboRe chair-e bose mosha marte marte paRapoRshir hNaRir khobor chalachali, kothay Maddox Square-er oitijhyomondito adda.
Kintu je jinis konodin dekhini shunini, setar anuposthitite koshto pawa shokto. tai amader paRar pujota jotheshto bhalo chhilo amar pokkhe. Folding chair-e bose paa duliye oi kota sokal bikel kabar kore kokkhono afshosh hoyni. tachhaRa korbar je ekebare kichhu chhilona seta bolle mithyachar hobe. sokale cap-bonduk haate chhutonto chhelemeyer ullas sojhyosiima atikrom korle, thakurmoshai sobar bonduk bajeyapto kore, belpatar jhuRir samne bosiye diten. gombhiir mukhe sabdhan korten, ektao nongra, phuto, 3-ter kom patawala ‘bilwopotro’ jodi bhalo patar jhuRite joma poRechhe, tahole je ki hobe, maa durgai janen.
Sondhyebe prodiip-projwolon, shonkho-badon, dhunuchi- nachon ityadi protijogita dekhe ar pasher baRir kaku ba jethimake tumul haattali o chitkar sohojoge utsaho jogate giye khide lege jeto jokhon, tokhon amra mathher koNe paRar dadader asthayii dokan theke omelette kine khetam. ekdin dekhi amar haater plate-ta chena chena lagchhe. pore shunlam dokaner jonyo baRi baRi ghure plate, chamoch, chayer basonpotro dhaar niye gechhe agei. dokane bose nijer baRir plate-e khabar kheye elam, byaparta emon bhalo legechhilo je ajo bhulte parini.
Koyek bochhor por Sujatar sathe thakur dekhte beronor anumoti milechhilo. aligoli rasta, sarabochhor jemon thake abikol seirokom. jonopraNii nei, ghutghute andhokar. notun salwar kamizer paa gutiye jole joma khanakhondo sabdhane eRiye, duur theke pandal-er aalor abhas dekhte petam. protyek bochhor eki route dhore hNata. protyek bochhor phuchka ar eggroll kheye boraddo taka khoroch. ekbochhor ekta pandal-e pNouchhe dekhi ‘Antakshari’ shuru hobe hobe. dujoner team. eke oporer mukher dike takiye, dekhi na ki hoy bole naam diye dilam. dekhi third noy, second noy, ekkebare first prize peye gechhi.
Dujone dukhana mosto plastic-er jhuRi haate niye andhokar goli beye phirchhi, ar amader paRa-bajano hasir shobdo peye kakima alo jwaliye dorja khule dNaRiye achhen, mone achhe ekhono.
Sotyi kotha bolte ki pujo niye nostalgia amar ar kichhu baki nei. paRa, bepaRa, theme, be-theme, rastajoRa pandal bNedhe 5 din byapii kingba gymnasium bhaRa kore subidhejonok weekend, sobrokomer pujor-i amar kachhe ekhon ekdor. tobu jodi ehkon hothat office-e pujor chhuti diye bola hoy, je kono ekta pujo bechhe nite, ami amar shoishober sei Tube-light sojjito, ghumonto pujotai dekhte chaibo.
Suman Dolon keno oi kota din Kolkata chheRe eto sadher pisir baRi-o beRate aste chaito na, se jukti ekhon amar kachhe porishkar hoye gechhe.

September 28, 2011

TV na nemesis?


Somoyer sathe sathe manusher dol, mot, niiti, aadorsho kiirokom ar kotokhani palti khete pare, nije chokhe dekhleo anek somoy bishwas hoyna.
Koto lok dekhlam, apnarao dekhechhen nishchoy, jara college canteen-e 'live together'-er pokkhe gola phatiye 25 perote na perote aguner samne bose purut moshaiyer sathe sathe যদিদং হৃদয়ং তব aaoRate laglo. joubone jini KalapahaRer sakkhat abotar chhilen, sontaner Madhyamik poriikkhar age sei tini-i douRe giye Dokkhineshwar-er rode-agun chatale khali paaye pNyaRar changari haate line dilen. School-er “Kusongskar-NibaroNii Somiti’ r president chakri-te dhuke haater 10 angule 10 rokom pathorer chash kore phello.
Banti bole, “Hypocrites”. ami boli “boyos hole bujhbi.”
Tobu maa jokhon sedin hukum dilen, “cholo Sona, tomar jonyo ekta TV kine niye asi.” tokhon amar bishom lege bhirmi khawar jogaR.
Khawar-i kotha, karoN TV-r sathe maayer shotruta ajker noy. eksomoy Superhit Muqabla-r khoppor theke amake bNachate maa je ki porimaN energy byay korechhen, se ami dekhechhi. baRisuddhu lok dekhechhe. maa monepraNe bishwas korten TV sakkhat shoytaner protiruup. Mood bhalo thakle thatta kore bolten, “television to noy, tele-bhishoN.”
Amar sei maa jodi shaRi palte paye juto goliye bose thaken, jate ami office theke phirle ar bindhumatro somoy noshto na kore TVr dokaner dike rowna dewa jay, tate ashorjo na holei ashchorjo.
TV kena niye maayer eto utsaher karoNta aboshyo andaj kora shokto noy. bish diye jemon bish jhaRe, kNata diye jemon kNata tole, Methadone dhoriye jemon Heroin chhaRay, temni TVr nesha dhoriye Internet-er atol ghuurNaborto theke amake uddhar kore anatai maayer plan.
Chena shotru diye achena (tai aro bhoyonkor) shotrusonghar-i maayer strategy.
TV kena holo. jawar age maa sei TV-r dike phire, “ekla meyetake ektu songo diyo baba” bole kopale haat-taat thekiye, amar gale chumu-tumu kheye, chokh-tokh muchhe chole gelen.
Goto 7 din dhore Office theke phire ei channel sei channel ghurephire ami sei sotyota abar notun kore abishkar korlam, jeta amar anekdin thekei jana chhilo.
TV te kissu dekhar nei.
Byaparta khubi interesting, karoN jokhon duto boi channel chhilona, tokhon ami school theke phire hNaa kore 'Shilpojogot' dekhtam, Nepali gaan shuntam, emonki Niruddhesh songkranto ghoshoNao baad ditam na, athocho ei shotosohosro channel bodle bodle angule paralysis hoye gelo pray, ami dekhar moto ekta programme khNuje bar korte parlam na.
Bohu cheshta koreo ami ekhono porjonto kono ekta channel-e 3 minute-er beshi theme thakte parini.
Tobu bhoye bhoye achhi karoN jani poristhiti paltate achirei. aj je sitcom dekhe bhebe kuul pachchhina eto pocha rosikotay karo keno hasi pabe, 3 diner din sei jokes shunei ami goRagoRi khabo. jesob American Teenager-der ekhon dekhlei koshe kaan mule dite ichhe kore, ekdin tader jiiboner secret janteo amar koutuuhol baadh manbe na. emon din duure noy jokhon ami office theke 5 minute age berobo, jate ‘Binni Dhaner Khoi’-er shuruta miss na hoye jay.
Kingba ‘Sadhak Bamakkhyapa’-r.
Tokhon thakuma akashbatas kNapiye protishodher je hasita hasben, seta kolpona korei amar gaayer rokto jol hoye jachche.

September 26, 2011

Maayer beRano


Aj bikele maa chole gelen.
Serechhe. oporer line-ta likhe amar jerokom golmele thekchhe, poRe apnader-o serokom thekchhe ki? byaparta golmele noy motei, dNaRan kholsa kore boli.
Maa amar kachhe beRate esechhilen kichhudiner jonyo. aj bikele tNake ta ta kore diye elam.
Phirte phirte bhabchhilam, ki jani kemon lagbe khali ghortay chabi ghuriye dhukte, chokhe jol-i asbe hoyto. proti muhuurte mone poRbe maa thakle ekhon ki kortam, koto tuchchho kothay hese goRiye poRtam, koto gurutoro bokuni khete kheteo khetam na.
Kintu manush bhabe ek, hoy arek.
Ese theke jinispotro khNujte khNujtei amar sara sondhye kabar hoye raat ghonalo. ar sei songe etao porishkar hoye gelo, sara dupur office-e bose ami jokhon aporadhbodhe dogdho hotam ar ghontay ghontay phone kore jante chaitam, maa thik kotokhani bored hochchen ekla ghore, tokhon keno tini moha birokto hoye bolten, “aah Sona, nije kaaj koro, amakeo korte dao.”
Ami bhebe petam na, eto kaaj maa pachchhen kotthheke? oi to ektukhani baRi, epashe opashe 4 paa hNatlei phuriye jay. Rishrar baRi hole tao na hoy ekta kotha chhilo. dhumdhaRakka ghor tulechhe sobai edik odik, jar jemon khushi. ghor, baranda, kuyotola, mathher moto chhad. koNa ghupchi, khater tola, dorjar aaRal theke saradin dhore kaaj berochche to berochchei.
Ekhon dekhchhi maa amar baRi guchhiye, jheRemuchhe, ultepalte tar emon bhol paltechchhen je nijer baRi bole take chenai dushkor hoye poRechhe. Bookcase-e Bangla boiyera ekdike gechhe, Ingrijira ekdike. Table-e pen ar pencil-er alada alada stand jutechhe. rannaghore jire dhone golmorich shukno longkar sathe Italian seasoning ar Garlic salt-er gaa-ghNeshagheshi apatoto bondho. kalke ki pore office jabo se thik korte giye dekhi dishi-bideshi poshak alada korei maa kkhanto honni, montrobole oi pNuchke dresser-e jayga bar kore ghoniye asa shiitkaler jonyo sweater porjonto namiye rekhe gechhen.
Soja kothay ei baRitake Rishrar baRi baniye rekhe gechhen pray.
Maa babader prodhan dosh hochchhe, sontaner kachh theke tNara badhyota dabi korben ajiibon, athocho nijera chhelemeyer kono kotha grajhyo korben na. maake poipoi kore ami bolechhi, mobile, chiruni, choshma, ghorer chabi ghormoy chhoRiye rakhai amar system. jate sob jinis chokher samne thake, khamoka khNuje somoy noshto korte na hoy. maa se kotha kanei tulbenna. guchhonor chote amar system-er dofarofa korben.
Shurute ami badha je diini ta noy. ranna korlei bason majte hobe, tel holuder daag poRbe edik odik, kajei machher jholer bodole cold cut sandwich diye raater khawa sarlei to hoy, emon sorol jukti maayer mathay dhokanor cheshta korechhi. pordin baRi phire dekhi vacuum take closet-e time-out diye maa “apna haat jagannath” bole neme poRechhen. swiikar korte holo ghorer mejhe emon chul-shuuNyo hote dekhini age. tar pordin dekhi aaynar moto jhokjhoke counter-er opor ekta oti porichito ‘nyata’. bishom kheye, chokh kopale tule chhute giye koifiyot dabi kortei maa bollen, “ei naki toder recycle recycle kore gola phatano? keno nyata dosh korlo kise? konkhanta kom porishkar hoyechhe dekha to?”
Tar porer raate jokhon toktoke mejhete khoborer kagoj ar tonwii mohilader chhobiwala catalogue-er aason pete, maa gorom bhat, sorsher tel kNachalongka diye makha daalseddho ar machher jhol poribeshon korlen, tokhon ar amar protibader shokti baki nei. "ja hochchhe hote dao boss" bole ami khete bose poRlam.
Jodio amar chintar karoN chhilona. maa gechhen 24 ghontao hoyni, chardike amar system-er protyabortoner abhas sposhto hoye uthhchhe. Table-er opor print out-er susongboddho pahaR dhose poRechhe, raatjaga bichhanar opor khola laptop ar headphone chhotrakar. rannaghorer sink-e bohudin bade abar Maggi dinner-er akatyo promaN jome uthhechhe.
Ar kichhukkhoNer moddhyei etake abar amar baRi bolte chinte karo bhul hobe na.
Rishrar baRitar ki holo? setake jawar somoy maa suitcase-e pure niye gechhen. bakshobondii hoye mohasukhe nidra dite dite se akashpaRi dichche ekhon. ghorer chhele ghore phire jachchhe. thik jekhane or thakar kotha.

September 20, 2011

Bhuter bhoy


Ek paRay thakbo bole jokhon amra je jar baRi chheRe ei complex-tay uthhe elam, tokhon prothom chokhe poRlo, gate-er kachhe ekta borof joma nongramoto pool ar yard-er thik moddhyikhane ekta nam-na-jana haR jirjire gachh. tarpor jeta nojore poRlo seta hochchhe complex-er pechhondiker pNachiler thik odharei 200 bochhorer purono pellay ek koborkhana. sari sari uNchunichu pathorer pholok, kono konotar gaaye helan diye rongberonger phuler guchchho rakha. gorosthaner majhe majhe birat birat gachh chhaya mele dNaRiye achhe.
Shibalee bollo, “proshnoi nei.” Somasree gombhiir hoye roilo. Banti ek laaf diye bollo, “kobe move-in korchhi?”
Bechara Shibalee. o pNachil theke sobtheke duurer khali apartment-ta niyechhe. jeno bhuter haat otoduur pNouchhobe na.
Bhut somporke apnader ki mot? ami esob aboignanik jinispotre bishwas korina, kintu tai bole bhoy pete to badha nei. edike abar bhuter golpo poRao chai, bhuter cinema dekhao chai. bohu bochhor age ekbar TV te ‘Kaun’ diyechhilo. dekhe por por 3 rattir maake thele chhader dorja bondho achhe kina check korte pathiye, 3 nombor raate kanmola kheyechhilam. tobu shikkha hoyni. tarporeo shokh kore ‘Ring’ dekhechhi. ei sedin ghorer alo nibhiye, eke oporer jama khimche dhore ‘Shutter’ dekhlam.
Mushkilta hochchhe, bhulbhal somoye cinemar bachha bachha drishyogulo mone poRe. sondhyebela grocery kore phirchhi. Coke Zero-r bhare plastic bag-er handle angule kete bose jachche. mone mone bhabchhi, ei to merei enechhi pray. oi stand-alone baRita periye dandike bNeklei amar ghorer barandar alo dekha jabe. omni mone poRe gelo, kuyor mukher dhakna soriye, elochule mukh dheke, Samara hamaguRi diye beriye aschhe. byas. charpasher andhokar aro ghono hoye amake gilte elo. hNatu kNapchhe, gola shukiye khotkhote, ghaRer kachhe shirshirani. alo nibhiye dNaRiye thaka baRita perote giye heart attack howar jogaR.
Athocho ei Behalar Banti ar Chetlar Chirur tulonay bhutpreter sathe porichoyer sujog amar anek beshi chhilo. eksomoy amar baRi theke Rishra station jawar pothe 4-4 khana ShyaoRa gachh ar ekta bNashbaganer dhwonshaboshesh perote hoto. Lock out howa JK Steel-er dui-manush uNchu uNchu pNachiler majher rastatay diner belai alo dhoke na, loadshedding-er rattire to kothai nei. esob jaygay bhut thakbe na to kothay thakbe? Naktalay?
Gorbo korar moto shonaleo boltei hochchhe, Rishray bhut thakar sobtheke adorsho jayga chhilo, JK Steel noy, bNashbagan noy, ei adhomer baRir lagoya sworgoto shrii Makhanchandra Ganguli mohashoyer bagane. thakuma bolen, “Makhambabur bagan.” Bot, Ashwoththo, Bel, PakuR esob namkora bhutuRe gachh to chhiloi, ar chhilo mosto ek Taalgachh. roj bikele kotthheke ekdol Shokun ese se gachher mathay bose bishram nito.
Bola bahulyo baganer namdak bhalo chhilo na. dadu thakte tNar gachhe haat dewar jo chhilona, tini mara jete sobai khushi hoye raater bela aam churi korte giye dekhe, dadu gachher dale paa jhuliye bose aam pahara dichchhen. tarpor bhaRateder chheleta ekdin majhrate mod kheye ese collapsible gate jhNakiye moha holla koray jokhon dadu gachh theke neme ese achcha kore tar dui kaan mule dilen, tarpor theke raater bela o baganer dhar ghNeshto na keu.
Kintu kopale bhuter sathe molakat lekha thakle, se likhon khonday kar sadhyi. amar school-er bondhu Sujatar baRi chhilo baganer anyo prante. ekdin raate Sujata maayer pashe shuye ghumochche, hothat or ghum bhenge gelo.
Aneksomoy hoy dekhben, apnar chokher aRal thekei keu jodi apnar dike ekdrishte cheye thake, apni ter peye jan. ghum bhenge Sujataro thik oirokom mone holo. Ceiling fan theke chokh soriye paayer kachhe khola janalar dike chaitei Sujata dekhe, grill-er opashe chaya chhaya andhokare ekta lok chup kore dNaRiye achhe.
Tarpor ja howar tai holo. Sujata chNechalo, kakima chNechalen, kaku chNechalen, paRapoRshi sobbai chNechalo. fotafot sobar baRir alo jwole uthhlo. kaku kakima Sujatake, “chup kore ekhane bose thako” bole moha byasto hoye dorjatorja hNaa kore khule rekhei chor dhorte chhute beriye gelen.
ChNechamechi shuru hotei chor totokkhoNe gaa dhaka diyechhe. paRar lokera je jar baRir pordatorda jheRejhuRe dekhe, ar rastar lamppost tar aalor tolay ektu edikodik khNujetuje, moRer mathay uttejito jotla korte laglen. sotyi desher aainshrinkhola poristhiti din din ja hochchhe, kichhu ar bolar nei. pulish dekei ba ki labh, esob churi dakatir pechhone je kader haat achhe seta ki ar karo jante baki achhe?
Edike Sujata to ghore ekla bose chorer bhoye thokthok kore kNapchhe. sodor dorja, gate sob haat kore khola, duur theke lokjoner asposhto golar awaj kane aschhe. ghorer tube light-er aloy janalar bairer andhokarta aro ghutghute mone hochchhe. Sujata, ja thake kopale, bole bichhana theke neme choti goliye moRer dike rowna dilo.
BaRi theke beriye du paa jete na jetei pother pasher andhokarta theke sNaat kore beriye elo ekta lok. sei loktai nirghat. Sujata theme gelo. haat paa abosh. dubaar mukh hNaa kore “maaaaa” dakar bhongii korlo Sujata, gola diye ekbindu awaj berolo na. lokta ek paa egolo or dike. Sujatar paa duto matite gNethe jachche ki? lokta aro du paa egolo. loktar haat ta or komorer kachhe. janalar porda haway ektu uRte tar pNak diye tube-er abchha alo elo jei, se haate ekta chhora chokchok kore uthhlo.
Omni aamgachher opor theke huuuuuush kore ki jeno ekta jhNapiye poRlo loktar opor, Sujatar gola diye “MAAAAA” chhitke berolo, loktao “ore babare mere phelle re” bole praNpoN chNechalo. ar gnan haranor thik aager muhuurte Sujata porishkar shunte pelo maa kotha theke “Piuuuuu” bole chitkar kore uthhechhen.
Porer din bikele dadur baganer Belgachhtar tolay ektu uNchumoto dhibite bose achhi. Sujata bollo raattire phone peye jokhon pulish esechhe, tokhono naki chortar gnan phereni. agnan abosthatei tar haate haatkoRa poriye greptar kore thanay niye gechhe pulish. ar sobai poshto dekhechhe, chorer golay gobhiir laalche daag fute uthhechhe.
Jeno keu or golay poiter pNyach diye khub jorse tenechhe.
Bole Sujata amar dike “bujhte parli to?” mukh kore takate ami ekta udatto hasi diye bollam, are dhur eta bingsho shotabdii. ejuge osob bhutpret gNajakhurite bishwas korte nei. bolte na boltei dekhi Sujata ek hNyachka taan diyechhe amar konui dhore. sei taane ami khanikta sore gelam ar amar mathata thik 1 second age jekhane chhilo, sekhane ekta shuknomoto Bel thokas kore gachh theke poRlo.
Ebar eta madhyakorshoN na anyo kichhu, seta apnara bujhe nin.

September 16, 2011

Seminar somporke


Kichhu kichhu jinis somoye soye jay, jemon dhorun kumRo. chhotobelay baRite kumRo ranna hole khete bose ami, amar maa ar thakuma, 3 jonei naker jole chokher jole hotam. bhinno bhinno karoNe. kintu sei jebar 7 ghonta drive kore majhrattire hu-hu khide niye hajir holam ar Aparajita jotno kore bosiye dhobdhobe sada plate-e dhNoya othha gorom bhat, bhaja muger daal, Chicago-r bajar theke cooler-e kore boye niye asa machher patla jhol ar kumRor chhokka poribeshon korlo, sedin theke kumRor sathe boiriita amar ghuche gechhe.
Ekhon somporkota oi ‘Hi-Hello’ porjonto ese thhekechhe bolte paren.
Kichhu kichhu jinis abar somoyer sathe sathe aro bhalo, aro dami, aro sundor hoye othhe. purono chhobir album, dadu dida thakuma, sotyikarer prem. samajhdarera dabi koren wine-o naki ei gotre poRe, tobe se dabir sotyasotyo jachai korte hole tNaderkei jigges korte hobe, ami bolte parbona.
Ar ei dui rokomer baire arekrokom jinis hoy, jader opor somoyer karikuri ekkebare achol. 20 bochhor ager barshik puroskar bitoroNii raate tripol pata mejhete soman size-er lokjoner sathe hNatu thekatheki kore bose, ar 20 bochhor por proshosto ‘audi’-te nijoswo Dasani-r botol ar habijabi kagoj-pora petmota folder niye nokkhotrokhochito panel-er dike montromugdho cheye thakar somoy.
Boktrita shonar abhignotata eki rokom praNghatii roye gechhe.
Se to jabei, karoN boktrita jNara den tNara bindumatro bodlanni. tokhono tNara “amar beshi kichhu bolar nei” bole jhaRa 40 minute-er aage thambar naam korten na, ekhono tNara 15 minute-er boktritar jonyo 55 khana slide baniye niye asen. ar 15-r jaygay 35 minute periye jawar por jokhon chairperson pray kaan dhore namiye debar humki dichhen, tokhon emon du:khii mukh kore moncho chhaRen, jeno ar 5 minute pelei international trade songkranto somosto somosyar somadhan kore dite parten tini.
Aschorjer jeta seta holo chhotobelay jNara mike haate nile chhaRte chaiten na, tNara sokolei 70 perono sabhapoti. baRite nijeder nati-natnira gnan dite gelei chhute palay, tai tNara badhyo hoye porer chhelemeyeder choritrogothhon korte nemechhen. se nahoy bojha gelo. kintu eisob ‘resistance training’ ar ‘clean eating’-e bishwasii gen-next arthoniitibid boktrita dewar ei adomyo uddiipona pan kotha theke, seita ami anek matha chulkeo ber korte parina.
Tao jodi bishoygulo arektu interesting hoto. mukto baNijyer bajare kon kon desh ekhono shulko-mashul-er choragopta chhuri chalachchhe, kara kara dhaar niye niye deule, kader kader Chinese ghoRi ar jutor tolay chapa poRe dom bondho hoye gelo (ba hobe achirei) ei niye prochur jolghola holo goto dudin dhore. dole dole boktritabajera monche uthhlen namlen, haat paa chhNuRlen, golar shira pholalen, table-e ghNushi marlen, eke oporke daha mithyuk promaN kore tobe dom phellen.
Norok guljar jake bole.
Kintu tNara boktrita deway bhalo hoyechhen to ki, amio sei 5 bochhor boyos theke boktrita shona practice korchhi. tNara joto gola choRaben, ami amar mathar charpashe amonojoger durbhedyo prakar toto uNchu korbo. tNara laser pointer bNai bNai ghoraben screen-er opor, ami ekmone tNader boktritar hard copy-r sobgulo ‘o’ ar ‘d’ ar ‘g’ dot pen ghoshe bhorat korbo. gada gada integration periye tNara tulyomuulyo promaN kore deben globalization-er phole amar apnar labh hoyechhe na kkhoti, ami totokkhkoNe pad-er pechhone ultodike 'chandrabindu' theke 'ka' porjonto nikhNut likhe nijer kachhei nijer smritishoktir promaN diye khushi hoye jabo.
Boktritar khelay amake tNara e jonme harate parben na.
Networking? seta abar apadomostok anyo khela, se khelay anyo harjit. o niye ekkhuni amake mukh khulte badhyo korben na please. apatoto dhakka samle uthhte din, pore ekdin se golpo kora jabe ‘khon.

September 12, 2011

sotyodorshon


sheshporjonto hasita je thakumai hasben ke janto. amar aboshyo ekhon sondeho hochhe thakuma nije janten agagoRai, kebol pete pete rekhechhilen.
khulei boli. amar mathay jokhon uthhe jawar moto chul aboshishto chhilo, tokhon hitoishiira oi shesh ko’gachha bNachiye rakhar jonyo nanabidho upodesh diten. ei jemon lohar koRai-e seddho kora jobafuler ros kingba chhNachi pNeyaj bete mathay mekhe office jawa. athoba roj sokale chule mayonese lepe 10 minute shiirshason.
bhalo kotha shunte amar aj noy, konodin-i bhalo lage na. tai jobaful khNojar bodole ami ‘Health and Personal Care’ aisle-er ghurte gelam. giye mayonese-walader jonyo mon koruNay bhore gelo. thore thore koto award-winning shampoo! Volumizing, invigorating, damage repairing, deep penetrating.
er moddhye amar konta kaje lagbe bhabte bhabtei dekhi ek koNe Indo-Aryan-Mongol-Dravidian stock-er lokeder jonyo special shampoo rakha achhe.
kine ene sokal bikel makhchhi ar bhabchhi tao chul othhe keno, tokkhuni ‘no-poo’ biplober kotha khobore bollo. dhoRibaj company-ra naki etodin shampoo-r naame akothyo chemicals botole bhore bajare chalachchhilo. ote upokar to nei-i, ulte kkhoti. Laboratory-te bistor poriikkhanirikkha kore dekha gechhe bhalo chuler jonyo roj rattire shobar age ghoshe ghoshe mathay narkel tel massage korlei jotheshto.
shune theke bhabchhi tips ta eto chena chena lagchhe keno, abosheshe bus-e bose dhNa kore drishyota mone poRe gelo. khater dhare pa jhuliye bose thakuma mukhe paan purchhen ar koto ki je bole cholechhen. narkel tel.....roj matha bhijiye snan kora...sokal bela khali paaye ghaser opor hNata.....aro kisob hyanatyana. ami hNu-hNa korte korte TV-r channel paltachchhi.
Shampoo songkranto shocking sotyota udghatito howar pore ami khNoj nite shuru korlam. cholte phirte naite khaite, saradin kothay kothay bhul hochchhe, jeta borong agei thik hochchhilo. bachhte giye dekhi gNaa ujaR.
hridoy bNachate sorsher teler bodole vegetable oil dhorechhi, ekhon bolchhe se tele ranna kora ar nijer hate bish tule mukhe pora naki ek-i byapar. mutobar bhoye gorom bhat chheRe shukno ruti chibiye khuNNibritti korchhi sei kobe theke, ekhon shunchhi ote gluten thake, ar gluten thakle gNete baat na theke jabe kothay? robibar sokale norom sada dhobdhobe fulko luchir bodole Multigrain bread-er atyachar soichhi mukh buje, ekhon sobai bolchhe manusher naki grain khawar kothai na.
manusher ki khawar kotha? naki ja kheye Neanderthal-ra ekkale bone jongole dapiye beRiyechhilo, dNatal Mammoth ar bonyo Bison-der mere paat kore manob-samrajyo bistar ghotiyechhilo, seisob free-range jontu-janoyar ar nodiir machh ar gachher fol. bignanira promaN kore diyechhen bNachte hole ‘Caveman Diet’-e phire jawa chhaRa goti nei. Best hoy nije shikar kora shikhe nile.
apnara jNara cholesterol-er bhoye dim chheRechhen ami ar tNader mone korate chaina nijeder paye kuRulta tNara thik koto jore merechhen. ekta somiikkhay emonki eo poshto dekha gechhe ghee-dalda chhaRar por thekei Indian-ra dole dole mota hote shuru korechhe.
dekheshune ami shtir korechhi, jotheshto hoyechhe. ebar theke ami amar ichchhemoto khabodabo shampoo makhbo dieting korbo, ta se ‘scientific studies’-er moter sathe miluk ar nai miluk. ar anek ghater jol kheye ese science jokhon abar akatyo promaN debe je chuler swasthyer jonyo oi sob akothyo chemicals, ar roga howar jonyo niyom kore dubela mishti khawar kono bikolpo nei, tokhon apnara sobai matha chapRaben, ar ami baranday thakumar pashe bose baatibhorti Urea dewa muRi ar mota mota laal batasa khete khete khub hasbo ar bolbo, “amra to sei kobe thekei jantam.”

September 08, 2011

Terrible two


2 bochhor ki nostalgia-y bhogar pokkhe jotheshto diirgho somoy? ekhon jodi apnader boli aj theke 2 ti Bosonto ar 24 ti puurNima ar ke jane kotoshoto joyar-bhNata age, ek jemontemon Budhbarer sodhyey, amar ghorer secondhand lamp-er mitmite holde alor tolay bose ami bola nei kowa nei Abantor likhte shuru korechhilam, seta ki khub adikhyeta shonabe?
Goto 2 bochhore ja ja ghotlo, phurolo, notun kore shuru holo, “ar jabo na” nakkhot diye kNede phire ese NyaRa abaro Beltolar dike gutiguti hNata lagalo, sesober tatporjo jothartho anudhabon korte hole apekkha kora chhaRa goti nei. aj theke bochhor 25 pore somoy, hoy amar kkhomar ajogyo bhulgulo chokhe angul diye dhoriye debe, noyto pithh chapRe bolbe, “good job.”
Abantor amar dinrattirer kotota gobhhiire daag rekhe gelo, ba adou rekhe gelo kina, seta jante holeo amake apekkha kortei hobe.
Kom se kom 10 bochhor to botei.
Kintu otodin porer kotha bhebe ar jei bNachuk, ami bNachi na. ei muhuurter kotha jodi jigges koren tahole bolbo 2 bochhor ek chhader tolay baas korar poreo, Abantor-er sathe madhuchandrima ekhono phuroyni amar. Abantor ekhono amar ‘Best Friend Forever’.
HNya kichhu ‘compromise’ to thakei. premik-premikara bhaben compromise, adjustment, compatibility esob shokto shokto ingriji shobdo bujhi tNaderi ekchetiya. kintu seta sotyi noy. Abantor-er patay notun mukh dekhle saradin mon bhalo thake jemon, temni 7 din post na korle ‘stats’ check korte giye buk durdur kore. ke jane, sobai chole gechhe bujhi.
Ar 5 ta somporker motoi, ei somporkotao amake ‘vulnerable’ kore chheRechhe.
Kintu ami tate ghabRachchhi na motei. karoN Sugata achhen, Sumana achhe, Mohor, Raka, Bong mom, Ru, Sohini sobai achhe. aro jNader ami naam jani mukh chinina, mukh chini naam janina, mukh naam dui-i chini tar baire ar kichhu janina, emonki jNader naam mukh konotai chinina, tNarao achhen.
JNara na thakle Abantor-er prolaper aro-i kono mane thakto na. ki bhoyanok byapar hoto bolun dekhi.
Tobe tai bole sob bhule bhese gele cholbe na. samne kothhin somoy. bisheshognora ki bolen janen to? 2 bochhor paar korar porer ei somoytitei naki shoriire-mone nanarokom bicholon ghote. Temper tantrum tunge othhe, achena lok toffee dile nirdwidhay tar pechhon pechhon bohuduur chole jawa jay, nijer khelnay haat dite ele poRshir bachchar chokhe angul dhukiye dewar proboNota dekha dey, restaurant-er high chair-e pa jhuliye bose pasher table taak kore kNata chamoch chhNoRar moto chomotkar idea-o ei somoyei mathay ase.
Kajei apnara seat-belt bNedhe bosun. ami praNpoN cheshta korbo sobkichhu jothasadhyo niyontroNe rakhte. ta sotweo jodi pothe ghono ghono bumper dekha dey, amake eka phele chole jaben na jeno.

September 04, 2011

Asukh


2 jon Bangali ekotro hole je Banglay kotha bolbe, uposthit anyo bhashabhashii songiider proti soujonyer toyakka na korei, se niye ar nalish kore labh nei. o niye Bangali ektuo lojjito to noy-i, ulte amar mone achhe JNU-te class-er songkhyaloghu chhelemeye jokhon gotyontor na dekhe sheshmesh bhanga bhanga Bangla bolte shuru korlo, tokhon amader sokoleri gorbe buk 10 haat phule uthhechhilo.
Edike Banglay nijer namer banan bhul likhle bindumatro lojja hoyna. bichitro.
Jai hok, ajke baje golper bishoy Bangali je Banglay kotha bole seta noy, borong ki niye kotha bole seita. amake jodi jigges koren tahole bolbo, prithibiir beshir bhag Bangalir beshir bhag kothopokothoner bishoy nimnochap noy, kheladhuulo noy, CPM Trinomool noy, emonki Rabindranath-o non.
Bangalir kothopokothoner abisongbadito nayok, asukhbisukh.
Chandril jotoi akkhep korun na keno, shoriir niye chhutmargo ar jar-i thakuk, Bangalir nei. alap howar 10 minute-er moddhye amra eke oporke marital status jigges na korar abishwasyo songjom dekhate pari, kintu Bamboo Garden-er chat-buffet kheye peter bharsamyo bighnito howar golpo juRe boste amader dubaar bhabte hoy na. Shelf theke Splenda namate giye achomka dui Bangalir dekha hoye gele, ekjon arekjonke akopote janate paren, shoriirer kon angshe beshi med jomay agotya chinir maya tyag korte holo.
‘Joint’ diye daktar howa je Bangalir swopner talikar prothome thakbe tate ar aschorjo ki? nindukera jai bolun, Nursing Home khule duhaate taka rojgar korar lobh noy, Bangali jane bhogobaner bhuumikay abhinoy korte hole daktar howa chhaRa goti nei. ‘Uttam-Soumitra’-r thekeo Bangalir beshi bhalobase kar daktar-er haatjosh beshi bhalo sei niye torko badhate. amader Bishwanath daktar bhalo na onader Sanjay daktar, sei juddhe Ray-thakumar sathe amar thakumar 30 bochhorer bondhutwo porjonto boli hoye jete dekhechhi ami.
Du:kher kotha ar ki bolbo, bochhor bochhor baRi gele, 2-3 jon masipisi edik sedik baad poRe geleo maa amake antoto ekbar daktarkhanay niye jete bholen na. amar shoriirero bolihari, protyekbar ekta na ekta kichhu golmal berobei berobe. ato:por gontobyo Roy-Trivedi. sokalbela rokto diye haate band-aid lagiye pherar pothe Tea Table-e dhuke cha pastry khawa amar ajiiboner priyo 5 ta smritir moddhye ekta.
Sotyi kotha bolte ki asukhbisukh amar khub ekta mondo lagena. khub chhotobelatei ter peyechhilam amar jwor hole maake office kamai kortei hobe. tarpor saradin joro gaye monkey-tupi pore maayer pechhon pechhon ghora. poromanondo. tobe ‘petbyatha’ abishkar korar por aboshyo jwor-jari jaundice typhoid sober mahatmyo phike hoye gechhilo. kopale haat dile dhora jay na, roktoporikkha korate hoyna, khali kNado kNado mukhe pet chepe dhorlei sei sondhyer moto poRte bosa mokub hoye jay.
Jwor petbyatha esob bhalo bhalo asukh ekhon ar hoyna amar. sob giye ekhon khali bitikichchiri ‘bhalo na laga’ poRe achhe. apodartho asukh, kono kaje lagena. Office-eo jete hoy, dokanpaat-o korte hoy, maa-o sob phele chhute ese pashe bose thakenna. e roger haat theke mukti pete injection niteo raji ami. apnar sondhane bhalo daktar thakle janaben to.

 
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