January 29, 2012

And they lived .....


Aj amar baba maayer 35-tomo bibahobarshikii.

Aro kayda kore kothata paRbo bhabchhilam. diirgho dampotyo, jiiboner bondhur pothe haat dhore hNatahNati hyanatyana, kintu konobhabei amar moner sothik bhabta prokash kora jachchhilo na. jeta hochchhe,

35? WHAT!! TOMRA KI SUSTHO LOKJON? KI KORE PARLE?


Amar baba maayer amar sathe swobhabe-choritre konoi mil nei kina, tNara sob kothai seriously nen. amar proshnotao seriously niye jobab dilen, “na parar ki achhe? biyei to, Everest choRa to ar noy. kingba khali haate bagh bhaluker sathe juddho korao noy.”


Maa sujog peye amake ekbar khNocha diye nen, “kingba ekla ghore bose bose internet dekhe timepass korar moto bitikichchhiri-o noy.”


Jeno bollei ami bishwas korchhi arki.


Jai hok, amar bishwas-abishwasta ekhane prosongo noy. prosongota hochchhe ajker dinta dhorle, amar baba maa eke oporer sathe ek chhader tolay 35 bochhor katiye dilen. shurur maaskoyeker mon dewanewa ar majhkhane chakrisuutre 2-4 bochhorer tuktak badhabighno baad dile.


Tana 35 bochhor.


Byaparta amar aro atyashchorjo lagchhe ei jonyo je amar baba maa ar jai hon, Made for Each Other, e durnam tNader ati boRo shotruo dite parbena. doirgho prostho aakritir kotha to chheRei dilam, swobhabeo ekjon jodi hon sumeru, anyojon tobe khub komiye bolleo Uttamasha Antariip. Uttam-Soumitra, Brazil-Argentina, Trinamool-are dhur jana achhe sob byatai jochchhor, Bangla medium-Ingriji medium, emonki meye Honours-e ki nebe, Economics na Bangla, ekti byapareo tNader ekmot hote dekhini ami. aj porjonto.


Prithibiir matite amar hNetechole beRanor ei 31ta bochchhore.


Tobu tNara tNike gelen. chNechiye jhogRa kore baRi mathay kore, porosporer proti himshiitol silent-treatment proyog kore, office theke pherar pothe eke oporer jonyo Debabratar cassette ar shirt-er piece kine ene bhaab kore, hesegeye, kheyedeye, amar biruddhe eker por ek sophol shoRojontro rochona kore tNara bohal tobiyote tNike gelen.
Shudhu tNiklen-i na, ekbochhor paRay TVr dekhadekhi ‘sera dompoti’ protijogita hoyechhilo, tate naam diye first prize-o bagiye enechhilen. porer bochhorguloy ar naam dile na keno jante chaway baba haai-taai tule bolechhilen, “ki hobe, bakidero to ektu jetbar chance dite hobe, naki?”


Moner mil na thakle ki hobe, confidence achhe 16 aanar opor 18 aana.


Sarthok somporko goRar pechhone swami-striir paarosporik compatibility ityadir proyojoniiyotar kotha tulte dujonei dNat baar kore hasen. jeno bhari mojar kotha kichhu bola hoyechhe. tarpor ektu theme bolen, “tumi achho je Sona, amader dujoner sobtheke boRo compatibility. sobtheke boRo mil.”


Er uttore bhyabachyaka kheye, ki bolbo bhebe na peye ami phone rekhe di. rakhar poreo golar kachhta kirokom chinchin kore. chokher bhetor baalir moto kisob kichkich kore.


SadharoNoto byaktigoto alochona eRiye jai, tobu kodin aage ki bhebe sohokormiike ei 35 bochhor puurtir golpota bolechhilam. shune prothomta tinio amar motoi aNtke uthhlen. ekshobaar ahmaaazing-tuhmaazing bole sheshkale bollen, “touchwood koro, jeno karo nojor na lage.” shune ami haasbo na kNadbo bhebe pelam na. nojor lagbe? amar babamaayer somporke? kaar? ar legei ba ki hobe? tNara hothat jhogRa badhiye eke oporke divorce diye alada alada thakte jaben? ekhon? ayaddin bade?


Sotyi bolte ki seta ei 35 bochhor eksathe thakar chaiteo beshi udbhot byapar hobe.


Amar baba maayer eke oporke chhaRa goti nei. sara jiiboner moto Favicol diye sNete dewa hoyechhe tNader, 35-i hok, ki 53, palabar poth bondho.

Bhagyis.

...happily ever after.


January 27, 2012

Du:kher kotha


Bochhorer kon somoyta sobtheke kharap lage jigges korle ami nirdwidhay bolbo ei somoyta. ei January-r sheshtuku. asha akangkkha shopoth protishrutigulo beshi purono hoyni kintu notun bhabta itimoddhyei chote gechhe. bhulchuk sariye phutiphata bujiye jiibontake abar ke-jane-kobekar moto jhokjhoke korar jonyo haate somoy poRe achhe mattor 11 maas. ar sobtheke maratmok du:songbadta hochchhe je ekmaas kete jawar por buker moddhye ekta ashonisongket ter pachchhi je ei bochhortao thik ager bochhorgulor motoi katte cholechhe.
Arthat kina jemon chhilo sobkichhu temon-i thakbe abikol. jaha 2011, tahai 2012. amar hoddo boring bNeche thakata tar somosto khNut, khamti, byarthota, hotasha niye jekhane thomke chhilo sekhanei theme thakbe, ek inchi egobena. ar amar iirshay jhapsa hoye jawa chokher samne diye baki sobai tader phule phole dhono dhanye bikoshito jiiboner hasi kanna othha poRa niye shonshon kore bhobishyoter dike chhute jabe.
Ami pother pashe dNaRiye dNaRiye fyalfyaliye dekhbo. hNadar moto.
Kara era? kara odiker aisle-e dNaRiye chapa golay khilkhil kore hase? kara golay rongchonge scarf pNechiye subway-r sNiRi beye bijoyiir moto uthhe ase roj sokal bikel? kara tempo-r mathay tiranga uRiye hoihoi kore Prajatantra Dibase picnic korte jay? kader blog-er patay patay tader poripuurNo jiiboner namcha diner por din aNka hote thake?
Amar je noy, seta apnara bujhtei pere gechhen etokkhoNe. antoto ajker post-e to noy-i. aj amar official monkharaper din. ghorbhorti khelnar majhkhane paa chhoRiye bose, amar esob bisri pocha khelna chaina bole thNot phuliye kannar din. or keno sob achhe amar keno kichchhu nei bole self-pity-te jorojoro howar din.
(Self pity-r Bangla ki hobe? jana thakle janaben anugroho kore.)
Apnara bujhben bhorsay likhchhi. bujhe nijoguNe marjona kore deben. ar jodi ichchhe kore, tobe amar mathay ektu haat-o bulote paren. pithh alto kore chhNuye bolte paren, sob to thik-i achhe Kuntala, kichhu to bigRoyni kotthao. Sobar jiiboner pass fail-er maapkathiiguloto ek noy.
Bechara Kuntala, du:khii Kuntala, here bhuut Kun.......
“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”
Du:kher gojodontominar huRmuRiye dhose poRe ar ami nijeke baRir dorjar samne abishkar kori.
“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”
Ato du:kher moddhyeo bhagyer chhappor phNuRe samne ese poRa sujogtake chinte bhul hoyna amar. Kuntalar asohoniiyo astitwer kholos chhNiRe beriye nijeke ‘Ahmed’s sister’ bole duniyar kachhe chaliye dewar mokkhom sujog. Identity bodle mohanogoriir jonaroNye bemalum mishe jawar. mone mone ami nijeke sei churi kora identity-te sposhto dekhte pai. Ahmed-keo. golgal motasota shantoshishto amar theke boyose ektu beshi-i chhoto bhaitake. bikele khelte jawar aage tar gaal tipe dhore ami chul aNchRe dichchhi.
“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”adhoirjo gola abar jante chay. proshnokortar dike takate giye ghaR besh khanikta nichu korte hoy amay. shondamarka ekti balok komore haat diye bhuru kNuchke takiye ache.
Asombhob lobh hoy janen. hNya bole dite. moner bhetor sotyi-mitthyer dhundhumar tug-of-war shuru hoye jay, hridpindo bhoyanok jore jore laphay, mathar bhetor bhalomondo thikbhul sob guliye ghonto hoye jay, ar amar kromosho shukiye morubhuumi howe jawa golar bhetor theke gultir moto chhitke beroy, “No.”
Nijer kanke nijei bishwas korte parina ami. gordobh kothakar.
PoriNoti ja hobar tai hoy. Shonda balok britha somoy noshto na kore chhut lagay. ami nijeke tante tante tala khule ghore dhuke Sofa-r kachhe aatmosomorpoN kori. du:kher bojha ar boite na pere.
Baire theke kochi golar chNechamechi kane ase. khela jome uthhechhe. hotobhagyo Ahmed-ke chhaRai. huRmuR, dhupdhap, thelatheli, hasahasi. Sofar opor chitpat hoye poRe ami tol paina, eto sukhe ki kore thake ora? ki kore thaktam ami?
Ekta bochhorer sathe arekta bochhorer kono parthokyo thakto na bolei hoyto, ke jane. konta ‘89, konta ‘90, konta ‘91 kichhui to mone nei. khali mone achhe maroon tunic, ar tarpor khoyeri paaRer sada shaRi. Shikkhaniketan, tarpor Bidyaniketan. bNete thakte dine 4te period, tarpor khanikta lomba hote 7ta kore. Shiit Grishmo Borsha Sharat-o guliye gechhe. khali mone achhe bochhore ekbar kore School-er mathh juRe RadhachhuRar holud chador. sokal sondhye kichchhu nei, achhe khali 10ta bochhor joRa ek diirgho dupur, ar dupur-rode moner sukhe khele beRachchhi ami. Sunscreen chhaRai.
Sofa chheRe uthhe haat paa dhuye, jama-tama chheRe, apnader kachhe ghyanghyan kore kNaduni gaite giye etokkhoNe amar monkharap pogarpar hoye gechhe. ekhon ko’din nishchinti. jotodin na samner bochhorer January-r shesh soptahota aschhe abar.

January 24, 2012

Protishrutir proyojoniiyota


Kichhu kichhu jhoR asar agei ter pawa jay je jhoR aschhe.

Khub kayda kore jeno shaarodiiya uponyas likhchhi emon bhab kore oporer line-ta likhlam bote, kintu sotyi kothata holo je seta sob jhoRer agei ter pawa uchit. kotthao kichhu nei, fotfote akash, furfure hawa, hothat porer muhuurtei chardik kalo kore jhoR-tor uthhe, dhuulo-tulo uRe, shaRi-taRi pasher baRir bagane uRe giye eksha, e kebol TV Serial-ei howa sombhob, kingba third class uponyase. bastober sathe or kono somporko nei. sob jhoRer agei chhader pNachile shukote dewashaRi namiye anar dedar sujog thake, sob poriikkhay fail marar agei poRashona korar aphurontosomoy pawa jay, sob prem phuriye jawar agei phone asonkhyobaar beje beje no-reply hoye phire ase.

Ekhon ami jodi kichhutei se sob lokkhoN dekhbo na poN kore duhaate chokh tipe bose thaki, se daayta agapashtola amar, premer noy. premiker to noy-i.



Amar maa-o ter peyechhilen. je ekta kichhu durdoibo ghonate cholechhe. tNar prem ebong prem-porobortii biyeta dibbi nirbighne nishponno hoyechhilo, kintu tar abyobohito porei bidhi bNeke boslen. ekebare raambNeka jake bole. Banerjii bongsho pray lopat howar jogaR holo. daktar bodyi dakadaki, haspatal Nursinghome chhotachhuti, maayer chokher niche andhokar, babar gaale saatdiner na-kata daRi. begotik dekhe amar thakuma aasore namlen. ingriji poRa adhunik chhele-puutrobodhuuke kichchhuti na janiye, baRite porar shaRita palte, ekta riksha deke nijei chole gelen Konnagarer Shakuntala kalir mondire.
Giye bhoktibhore golay aNchol joRiye bNadhano shaaner opor matha thekiye chokh buje thakuma biRbiR kore bollen, “maa, ekta bongshodhor jodi dao to tomar ‘jagroto’ naam rokkha pay. khNedi pNechi, kana-khNoRa, mota-bNete jahoy kichhu ekta pathhao maa, tomake ami pore khushi kore debo.”
Shakuntala maa challenge-ta niyechhilen kina promaN korar upay nei, kintu bochhor ghurte na ghurtei je haspatal chNechiye mathay tule, sotyi sotyi ekkhana khNedipNechi kalokuchchhit bongshodhor ese thakumar baRano dui haater abhedyo aashroye sNedhiye giye gNyat hoye boslo, goto 31 bochhor dhore se promaN protimuhuurte pachchhen amar baRir lok. haatenaate. haaRe haaRe.
Kono kono oitihasiker mote oi Shankuntala thekei amar naam Kuntala. Shakuntalai rakha hoto, kintu pouraNik Shakuntalar jiibonta jerokom durghotonapuurNo, naamer chhNoyach lege jodi naatnir jiibontao durbhagyer chhaya naame, sei bhoy chhilo thakumar. ar tachhaRa amar tirikkhimejaj thakurda jhNajhiye uthhe bolechhilen, naamer shurutei ‘shokun’? e abar kemondhara? jottosob. ekmatro mohilader mathatei edhoroNer joghonyo idea aasa sombhob, ityadi probhriti.
Agotya sobdik bhebechinte, shokun baad diye kebolmatro Kuntala-y settle kora holo. saap-o morlo lathiio bhanglo na.
Tarpor to Bali bridge-er tola diye koto jol boye gelo, Shakuntala mondirer chatal koto bolir pNathar rokte kotobar bhese gelo, ami koto ghaater jol kheye habdubu holam, thakurda morei gelen, baba maayer matha kromosho sada hoye gelo, ar amar thakumar 5 foot 8 inchir taantaan shoriirta kNujo hote hote abosheshe shojya nilo.
Ekhon thakuma saradin shuye thaken. joler bichhanay. thakumar shoriirer sathe ekgada nol lagano thake. ekta nol thakumake khaway, ekta ni:shwas neway. thakumar duto haat, je dutor bhetor ami uRe ese juRe bosechhilam anumoti-tonumotir toyakka na korei, se haatduto bichhanar sathe nishpraN mishe thake. amar maa baba roj raate buker moddhye durdur bhoy niye shute jan.
TNader bhoy pawar kono karoN nei aboshyo, karoN ek, Purir pandar bhobishyodbaNii, ar dui, amar thakuma eto sohoje juddhokkhetro chhaRar banda non. shoriir taal miliye cholte pareni to ki hoyechhe, mostishko ekhono tontone. thakuma shuye shuyei khobor nichchen Mamatar rajotwo kemon cholchhe, paRay kader baRite kon jhogRa bedhechhe, Sonar jonyo chhele pawa gelo kina.
Sonar kotha uthhtei thakuma maake aro ekbar 31 bochhor ager sei protishrutir kotha mone koriye diyechhen. jeta tini Shakuntala kalibaRir baranday kore esechhilen. kajekorme byastotay somoy boye gechhe, debotake dewa kotha ar rekhe othha hoyni. ekta Shanibar dekhe jeno maa bhalo kore pujo diye asen. shuddho mone.
Shune theke amar mone hochchhe ebar hoyto amar pala. kauke dewa protishrutir bodole thakumar jonyo aro kichhudiner sustho jiibon cheye newar.

January 20, 2012

Slogan o cycle


Ekta manush jiibone jekota interesting kaaj korte pare, tar beshiirbhag-i korini ami. hostiiprishthhe chepe Kajiranga bhromoN, gonjika sebon, Olypub gomon, Bungee jhNapon, Everest choRon, Slogan deon.
Shunechhi slogan dite naki jobbor lage. laglei bhalo, noyto JNUr oi haaR khotkhotano shiiter raate je becharara michhil kore “Jab Tak Suraj Chand Rahega” chNechate chNechate campus poribhromoN korto, tader opor amar dwiguN koruNa hobe. ami kokkhono osob jhamelay jetam na. Tindar torkari ar ruti kheye moner du:kho mone chepe sotan ghumote chole jetam.
Slogan dewar sukh amar kopale nei, koshto holeo etai nijeke bujhiyechhilam ami.
Kintu achirei poristhiti bodlate cholechhe. achire mane ekkhuni.
SOPA PIPA NIPAT JAK. SOPA PIPA-r KALO HAAT BHENGE DAO, GNURIYE DAO.
SadharoNoto esob byapare ami bishesh uttopto hoina, ja hochchhe hote dao boss amar kii, eitai amar astitwer unique and stable equilibrium, kintu ta bole Wikipedia-r opor thaba poRbe ar ami bose bose dekhbo, eta hote dewa jayna. sei je 24 ghontar blackout-e koto kichhu jana holo na amar, e kkhoti jiibone ar purbe? gota ek diner GK-r quota shuuNyo roye gelo, se phNaki jiibone ar bhorbe?
Atoeb ami amar protibad janiye rakhlam. sojore.


Alright, protibad shesh. abar baje kothay phire asa jak. kotokichhu interesting abhignota hoyni ejiibone bhabte giye ekta purono du:kho mathachaRa diye uthhlo. ami aj porjonto ektao lottery jitini. serechhe, apni ki bhabchhen, Rishra station-er pasher oi sondehojonok khupri dokanguloy amar niyomito ghoraghuri chhilo? Counter-er epashe opashe bhiR kore kotogulo chhele dNaRiye thakto sorbokkhoN, Bangal bhashay kotha bolto ar biRi phNukto. majhemajhe druto haate taaser moto kisob chalachali khela hoto counter-er opor. druto haate ar sotorko chokhe.
Nah, osob interesting donake jawar moto merudondo chhilona amar. tachhaRa lottery kinte hole School theke pherar pothe rikshabhaRar jonyo boraddo 2.50 takar goribi-bhata theke 1 taka khoroch korte hoto. gaayer rokto jol kore rojgar kora se taka lottery-r pechhone baje khoroch na kore, seta diye “electric nun” kine khawata borong anek bichokkhoN bole mone kortam ami.
Kintu nijer ticket kinini bole ki, anyer lottery ticket kine dewar abhignota achhe amar. guchchho guchchho.
Amar sejokaku chhilen amader baRir, bhalo kore bolle “interesting” sodosyo, baje kore bolle “black sheep”. Class 8-e babar bokuni kheye paliye Madras Mail-e uthhe poRechhilen, khalihaate dakatder sathe marpit korechhilen, ar uthhti boyose paRar bhetorei 3-4 te prem namiye phelechhilen.
Prem kora niye bishesh apotti chhilona karur-i, se korechhen korun, mushkilta hoyechhilo je segulo sob eksathe namiyechhilen kaku. bolai bahulyo poriNoti khub ekta sukher hoyni. kakur pokkhe, kakur premikader pokkhe ebong amar babar pokkheo. premikader babara ese kakur naame nalish kore kore amar babar kaan jhalapala kore diyechhilen.
Jai hok, modda kotha hochchhe, amar interesting sejokakur lottery kenar bhalo abhyestao chhilo. soptahe ekti kore. amio jetam kakur pichhu pichhu. Lottery-te utsaho chhilo bole noy, kakur cycle-er samne chapa jeto bole. babar kachhe subidhe hotona, kintu sejokakur cycle-er ghonti bajanor abaadh anumoti chhilo amar. samne byasto pothocharii, dulkichaler goru, niriiho chhagolchhana jai asuk na keno, ami sorboshokti proyog kore praNpoNe ghonti bajatam. dokane giye kaku sei sondehojonok chhelegulor sathe du-charte kushol binimoy korten, karo kaan mule diten, karo pithh chapRe diten. tarpor amar dike ekta lottery boi baRiye diye bolten, “er theke ekta pata bachho to Sonamoni.”
Kintu amar kina lottery jeta ba jetanor kopal nei, tai bechara kaku kokkhono ekti takao jetenni. sheshmesh dhuttor bole sob chheRechhuRe aadanun kheye chakrir poriikkhay bose bose ekkhana chakri jutiyeo phellen tini. prothom maser maine peye thakuma ar maayer jonyo shaRi kine enechhilen mone achhe. tobe tarcheyeo beshi mone achhe, gate-er samne dNaR korano jhokjhoke laal ronger Hero Ladies’ cycle-tar kotha. moner sukhe jetar ghonti bajate bajate ami Rishrar aligoli choshe beRiyechhilam anekdin.
Punoshcho: bhalo kotha, SOPAr bhalo naamta nishchoy janen apnara sobai, Stop Online Piracy Act. PIPA-r ta janen ki? PROTECT IP Act. ekhanei shesh noy. PROTECT-ero ekta bhalo naam achhe. Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property. romhorshok, tai na? eto ghoralo naamwala aainer uddeshyo je pNyachalo hobe tate ar sondeho kii?

January 17, 2012

ElopathaRi Mongolbar


Apnara matha jhNakiye bhuru kNuchke bhabchhen nirghat, erokom kono Mongolbarer kotha to jonme shunini baba. agei bolechhilam apnader sathe amar abishwasyo mil. karoN amio shunini.
JNara bhalo likhiye, se godyo podyo jai likhun na keno, tNara shobdo niye nanarokom karikuri korte paren. ekkhuni e shobder mundu kete o shobder dhoRe juRe dilen, to or borNona dite giye tar hokker bisheshoN bemalum chaliye dilen. swoirachar jake bole.
Jhomjhome raat, khoskhose haasi, tongtonge mejaj, nishpishe jibh.
Jesob jibhera poroninda porochorcha korar jonyo sorboda nishpish kore, jemon amader Shukrobarer addar member-der jibhgulo, tader borNona korar jonyo nishpishe kothata byabohar kora hobena keno, eta amar nyajyo proshno.
Ostad likhiyera swobhabotoi shobdo niye kheladhuuloteo ostad. Sunilbabur ekta kobitar line poRechhilam (anekdin age poRechhilam kina, tai uddhriti chinho dichchhina), ekta golap golaper moto phute achhe. sotyi-i to, golap phul ar kiser motoi ba phute thakte pare? aneker premikar gaal golaper moto hoy shunechhi, kintu protibeshiir chhader tobe phute thaka golap dekhe keu kauke “are, e to dekhchhi exactly amar premikar gaaler moto” bole chNechiye uthhte shunechhe? duniyar sorboshreshtho premikkeo? golaper tulona tante gele arekkhana golapke niye tanatani kora chhaRa goti nei.
Bujhiye bolle ki soja mone hoy to? athocho amar mathay aasto na kichhutei. Bantir borNona dite giye ami kichhutei “Banti thik Bantir motoi bachal” line-ta praNe dhore likhte partamna. hoy Bantike baad dite hoto, noyto bachalotar jaygata. anek bhebe, matha chulke, pen kamRe, katakuti kore khatar pata akothyo nongra kore sheshmesh hoyto likhe bostam, “Banti bhoyanok mitobhashii.”
Tobe nijer opor beshi kothhor hote chaina ami. amar kachh theke er theke beshi kichhu asha koreni keu, ami nijeo korini. osob chokh-dhNadhano bisheshoN proyog gurujonder jonyoi tola thak. anek sadhona chhaRa o jinis hoyna. niyom bhangte hole age niyom gule khete hoy. Rashid Khan jerokom kayda kore Bhairon-y achomka ekhana aalto shuddho Re lagiye ek-pandal raatjaga loker kolje ningRe haay haay baar kore ante parben, ar keu se cheshta korle ki hobe kolpona korte geleo kane angul dite hobe.
Kajei amar Mongolbarer age elopathaRi bosanoy bismoy prokash koratai apnader bhoyanok anyay hoyechhe. bhoyanok anyay.
Tobe elopathaRi shobdota ami je khali ostadi korte giye lagiyechhi, ba Banglasahityer namkoroNer mojagange biplober baan dakte giye, seta thik noy. otar ekta jukti achhe, ta se jotoi chhNedo hok.
Hoyechhilo ki, ki niye post likhbo kichhu bhebe pachchhilam na, athocho mon korchhilo likhi-likhi. tarpor bhablam durchhai, dumdam elopathaRi ja mone ase di likhe. ei jemon aj sokale office jawar pothe signal-e dNaRiye dNaRiye monta hothat kirokom bhiishoN bhalo hoye gelo, arektu holei chNechiye geye phelchhilam, emon bhalo. seta likhi. kingba sodyo songroho kora GK-ta apnader opor pholai. Pepsi naamta kotha theke esechhe bolun to? Pepsin bole ekta enzyme beroy apnar pet theke, jeta saradin apni ja ja khan sesob hojom korte sahajyo kore, seta theke.
Etodine porishkar holo jinista keno oto bodkhot khete.
Jai hok, ei hochche amar elopathaRi naamer itihas. ar aj jehetu Mongolbar, seta juRe diye naamtake arektu interesting korar anorthok procheshta korechhilam. dNaRayni, jothariiti.

January 16, 2012

Breaking news


Amader shoishobe khobor pawa oto mukher kotha chhilo na. saradin adaR-badaR bon-jongol ghure ekdol lok khobor khNuje beRaten, amra tNader boltam ‘sangbadik’. sondhyebela khoborer bosta upuR hoto kagojer office-er baranday. tarpor shuru hoto bachhabachhi. bishwasjogyo ar gurutwopuurNo bhalobhalo khobor ekta jhuRite guchhiye rakha hoto, chhNeRaphata nongramoto batil khobor dNai hoto arekta jhuRite. tarpor majhraat abdhi uNchu uNchu gomgome ghore birat birat kalo kalo jontre se khobor chhapa hoto. chhapar age tader aro besh ko’bar jhaRaimochhai kora hoto jodio. khobor nirbhul holei to hobena shudhu, byakoroN ar banan bhul holeo chhichhikkar.
Ghore ghore kochi chhanaponara maa-babar dekhadekhi khelna chayer cup-e michhimichhi chumuk dite dite, jothasombhob gombhiir mukhe, tader chhotto shoriir pray dheke phela Anandabajarer khola pata himshim kheye samlate samlatei to reading poRte shikhbe. tader Banglabhashar bhobishyoter kothatao to kheyal rakhte hobe kagojwalader? saapbyang ekta kichhu chhepe dilei to cholbena?
Etosob kandokarkhanar por sheshraate truck, lorry, train, bus, cycle chepe khobor abosheshe amader baRir baranday ese mukh thubRe poRto. tatka khobor. haategorom khobor. ghoRar mukher khobor. kichhu kichhu khobor aboshyo TV ar radio station ghureo asto. amra segulo sokalbela office ar school-e jawar somoy chhutochhuti kore ready hote hote shuntam, kingba diner sheshe ruti-torkarir thala haate balance kore bose bose.
Se anekdiner kotha.
Ekhon to news byapartai uthhe gechhe. jani apni jhNapiye poRe bolchhen, uthhe gechhe kirokom? amar HDTV-r 700 khana channel-er moddhye 500 khanai bole kina news channel. 24X7 segulote chNechamechi kore aligoli, aaRapaRa, gramgonjo, deshbidesher news dekhano hochchhe. rajniiti, kheladhuulo, hasyokoutuk kichchhu baad poRchhe na. News uthhe gechhe bollei holo?
Ami biniito golay bolbo, aha ragen keno, toliye bhebe dekhun, ogulo ja dekhchhen tar ektao news na, sob breaking news. ar motamot. bisheshogner, pothcholti loker, victim-er, dushkriitokariir. kalkei baRi phire channel ghorate ghorate Bangla newschannel-e theme nicher breaking news-tir sathe molakat holo. akkhore akkhore ekhane likhe dichchhi.
Naktalay ekti neRir lyaje ghonta duyek age ke ba kara jeno potkar bandil bNedhe phatiyechhe, ghotonasthol theke report pathachchhen amader reporter amukdi, songe cameray achhen tomukda. bhoyanok byasto golay amukdi bolchhilen, “durghotonar por neRi-tike kintu kothao khNuje pawa jachchena, se kintu kothay gaa dhaka diyechhe. ghotonasthole kintu paRar sobai joRo hoyechhen, tNara kintu proshasoner biruddhe angul tulechhen je bewarish neRi ebong beaaini potka, duyeri kintu bhoyanok baRabaRi hoyechhe. tNara kintu baarbaar abhijog koreo kintu kono phol panni.” tarpor ghotonasthol theke press-er sticker aNta gaRi chepe tNara sthaniiyo thanar bharprapto police officer-er sathe dekha korte gelen. porobortii gontobyo sthaniiyo MLA-r baRi.
Amader aamole, agei bollam, eto sohoje khobor pawa jetona. bistor kathhkhoR poRate hoto. hNejipeji khobor hole to tao bNachoya, breaking news hole to bhulei jan. sotyi bolte ki breaking news kota shunechhi ami chhotobelay, haate gune bole dite pari.
Sei jokhon Rajiv Gandhi khun hoyechhilen, Leander Paes Olympics-e bronze peyechhilen, ar Ganeshthakur dudh kheyechhilen. byas. hoye gelo breaking news.
Tate aboshyo amar aphshosh nei. abhyes nei kina, breaking news-er chaite sadamata news shunei ami swosti pai beshi. bajar gorom na kore, paRa maat na kore, dhiiresusthe nichu golay jesob news bola jay, segulo shuntei beshi bhalolage amar.
Majhe majhe serokom shanto bhabei anek breaking news-o kane ase aboshyo. jemon dhorun goto bochhore amader deshe ar ektio notun Wild Polio songkramoNer khobor nothibhukto na howar khoborta. abosheshe. eta sotyi breaking news. Breaking, karoN ei jaygatay pNouchhote amader deshke ekta diirgho, durgom poth paar korte hoyechhe. dupaa egiye, pNach paa pichhiye. Breaking, karoN ei juddhota jitte amader 125 kotir desher shreNii, borNo, dhonii, gorib nirbisheshe sokoler milito angshogrohoNer proyojon hoyechhe. Amitabh Bachchan theke shuru kore, cycle chepe eker por ek internet-bihiin gram ghure beRano swasthokormii. sobbar.
Breaking, karoN erokom khobor amake amar charpasher desh-kaal-somosamoyik somajer abiram ghotonaprobaher proti asiim agnanotar dewal bhenge baar kore ane. chokkhulojjar matha khaiye gourober bhag nite amar desher baki sobar pechhon pechhon bhiR koray. adhikar thak na thak, Polio-mukto Bharat amar desh, eta bhebe ami ajkal khushi hoye achhi.

January 13, 2012

bhalomondor relativity


Aro ghoraghuri, aro oRauRi, aro boktrita, aro amonojog. kortripokkher shyendrishti phNaki diye aj porjonto keu kokhono rokkha peyechhe bole shunini, ami to kon chhar. ager seminar-e kono guptochor nirghat dekhe phelechhilo, boktrita na shune ami P, Q, D, O pen buliye bhorat korchhi bose bose, opormohole giye lagiyechhe. kichhu lok thakei dekhben anyer sukh sojhyo korte parena. tai ebar amar ghaRe kaaj. bose bose je ja bolchhe sob shono, mone rakho, smritishokti kharap hole tukei rakho borong, karoN seminar ante report lekhar somoy ke ki bolechhe mone na poRle swoyong bhogoban-o tomake bNachate asben na.
Kono mane hoy?
Protishodh hisebe ami seminar theke dukhana extra pencil ar notepad hatiye enechhi. kar lyaje paa diyechhe, seta sobaike ebar ektu bujhiye dewa dorkar.
Nilu shikhiyechhilo jekono du:kher poristhitike ki kore sohoniiyo kore tulte hoy. ki kore jante chan? dhorun apnar bhoyanok gorom lagchhe. Hostel protishthhar somoy je ceiling fan lagano hoyechhilo, seta mathar opor kNyachkNoch kore ghurchhe bote, kintu Dillir May maser dupurbela o fan ghorao ja na ghorao tai. eki kotha. tonduri ununer kotha mone poRano single khate epashopash korte korte, dordoriye ghamte ghamte jokhon apni monosthir kore phelechhen, nah jotheshto hoyechhe, ebar aainshrinkhola poristhiti nijer haate newa dorkar, tokhon ghor theke beriye bathroom-e giye 5 minute dNaRiye thakun. emni emni-i. kono karoN chhaRai. bhoyanok koshto hobe, fan nei, janala nei, ekta ghulghuli porjonto na. dNate dNat chepe sojhyo korun. 5 minute pore ghore phire ese oi ashiitipor betorugii fan-tar tolay dNaRan abar.
Kirokom lagchhe? mone hochchhena keu aatorjol chhetano haatpakha diye apnake hawa korchhe? mone hochchhena goromer chhuti poRar din school theke pherar por fridge-e rakha aampoRa shorboter glass hate niye maa hasimukhe samne ese dNaRiyechhen? mone hochchhena shohorjoRa dabodaher moddhye hostel-er ei ghortuku apnar ekanto nijoswo chhayaghono morudyan?
Jiiboner kharap ghotonagulor mokabila korar ekmatro rasta hochchhe aro kharap ki hote parto seta kolpona kore hNap chheRe bNacha.
Amio tai korlam ei dudin. Nilur dekhano pothe hNatlam. praNpoN mono:songjog kore boktrita shunte shunte bhablam, er bodole boktrita diteo to bolte parto amake? tokhon ami ki kortam? dNaRiye dNaRiye ek auditorium loker abhishompat kuRono chhaRa?
Bhebebhebe ki aaram je laglo ki bolbo. mon diye, jotno kore, jhokjhoke ekkhana report likhe ‘send’ click korlam ei adhghonta agei.
Boktrita shona? kara bole kharap? jara bole tara nirghat nijera boktrita deyni kokhono.

January 11, 2012

takakoRi songkranto


Amader baRite ekta aadyikaler trunk achhe. apnader baRiteo ache nishchoy. nei? hotei parena. khater tolata dekhben to ekbar bhalo kore. amader maayera biyer somoy joutuk (poN kothata emonki shunteo baje) hisebe je khatgulo songe kore niye asten, segulo dekhte bhoyanok gambat hoto bote kintu ekta subidhe chhilo je tar niche songsarer anekrokom dorkari jinis rakha jeto. aadyikaler trunk, Harmonium, shiiter jamakapoR bhora VIP suitcase, bichchhu bachchader thanda korar jonyo bhuutpret ityadi.

Modern juger minimalist khat. Clutter ebong bhuut free.
Buchididir meye majhe majhe control-er baire chole gele tader du-charteke thakuma ekhono deke pathan. “aay to juju, khater tola theke aay to, Diotima-r kaanduto mule diye jaa to.”
Diotima maane ki amake jigges korben na. ami janina, amar baRisuddhu keu janen na. Buchididio bolechhe janena naki. kintu naamer maane thakte hobe ei concept-tai bhoyanok boring ar backdated. kajei Diotima-i cholchhe.
Jai hok. maayer joutuke pawa khater tolay amar babar thakumar joutuke pawa trunk, sei trunk-er bhetor amar maayer biyer benarasi, amar thakumar biyer benarasi, amar thakumar shashuRi, jini oi trunk-er asol adhiishworii ar dewale jholano jNar sada-kalo chhobike ami “didimoNi” bole daki, tNar biyer benarasi paat kore guchhiye rakha achhe. sekaler benarasi bole kotha, apnader osob bomkai tomkai tader pashe dNaRate parbena. eto bochhor poreo se shaRir ronge ki jella, sonali sutor suukkhNo kolkay ki joulush. tulor moto norom mosriN gaaye naak dubiye dile napthalene-er gondho chhapiye ekhono kobekar ek biyer sondhyer phike hottogol kane ase. rajanigandhar subas, sorol kishoriir mathay bhoyanok jotil khNopa, gile-hata panjabi ar dhakka paaRer dhuti samle boRojethu nijei aasore neme poRechhen. sanai-tanaiyer awaj chhapiye tNar gola shona jachchhe, “ore mishti doita ekbar edike niye aaaaaay.”
Ekkale jokhon lokjon tader biyete nemontonno khete dakto amay, shaRi porbar moto important biye hole ami majhe majhe bhebe dekhtam thakumar moyuurkonthii ronger benarasi-ra pore gele kemon hoy. kintu saatpNach bhebe ar pora hoto na. mishti doi khawale tao ekta kotha chhilo. oi chicken Kiev ar adhgola vanilla ice cream-er prohosoner jonyo eto bhalo shaRi bhangar kono manei hoyna.
Osober jonyo bomkai-i thik achhe.
Dekhechhen, trunk-er kotha bolte giye benarasi shaRi niye poRechhi. shokher somajbignanira ekkhuni muchki hese bolben, "se to poRbei. shaRi dekhle meyeder mathar thik thakena janona? jotoi feminist hou na keno baba, hNu hNu, benarasi shaRi ar hirer angti, tomader goshpod. otei dubbe tomra sobai eke eke.”
Se tNara ja praNe chay bolunge, ami jeta bolte chaichhi seta hochchhe ami ajke didimoNir trunk ba tar bhetore jomano 3 projonmer benarasi shaRi niye goppo korte asini. jetar kotha goRatei bolbo bhebechhilam, eisob shaRitarir damadole poRe khamoka matha guliye gelo, seta hochchhe ekta hiseber khata.
Trunk-er bhetor benarasi shaRi ar ekgada napthalene-er pahaRer niche chapa poRe chhilo. ekbar baRi giye hNatke baar korechhilam. alubhaja chehara, bNadhai khule ekhan sekhan theke pata beriye esechhe. dekhlei sondeho hoy bhetore nirghat gopon dolil, pisimar prakbibaho prempotro esob golmele jinis lukono achhe. porer prempotro poRar lobhe shaRitaRi soriye besh guchhiye bose khata khule dekhi chithi-fithi kothay ki, khali khudi khudi aNyakabNyaka akkhore sarisari kisob lekha. guptodhoner sanket kina bhalo kore chokh kNuchke dekhte giye dekhi o hori, e je bajarer hiseb. tao abar sadhu Banglay lekha. 500 gram sorishar toilo, 100 gram jira, 50 gram dhonia esob lekha achhe khata bhorti kore.
Amar thakurdar hiseber khatata joruri dolil-dostabej noy bolei hoyto otake thik kore guchhiye rakha hoyni, meyeder shaRi jamakapoRer sathe abohelay mishe poRe royechhe, kintu ek arthe ota ekta bhishoN gurutwopuurNo dolil-o bote. protyekdiner hiseber opore lekha tarikh poriikkha korle sposhto bojha jay somoyer sathe sathe dhiire dhiire bajarer porimaN baRchhe, goyalar boraddo baRchhe, dhopar hiseb jog hochchhe, thakumar haaRbhanga khatuni tile tile komchhe.
Khatar gotiprokriti dekhle chokh buje bhobishyodbaNii kora jay je, ei bingsho-borshiiyo toruN, je kina ekhaate maayer trunk ar anyohaate choddo bochhorer kishorii stree-r haat sombolmatro kore Sealdah station-e ese nemechhe, se ekdin chhelepuleke poRashuno shikhiye, nijer paaye dNaR koriye, abosor newar mukhe shohortolite ekchilte jomi kine, baRi kore, ghorbhorti chhelemeye naati naatni rekhe shantite chokh bujbe.
Idnaing amar bank amake money management-er poramorsho dey. Free-te. Tab khullei pie chart, histogram, scatter plot-er chokhdhNadhano sombhar. amar jomakhorocher pattern-er dNatbhanga analysis kore haatenate dekhiye dey kothay kon khate amar koto bajekhoroch. shudhu tai noy, amuk saale tomuk model-er Mercedes Benz kinte gele amar ei maas thekei koto dollar koto cent kore jomano uchit, setao gune baar kore dey. nirbhul.

Gaayer rokto jol kore rojgar kora money, manage na korte parar ar kono baje ajuhat khatbe na amar ekhon theke.
Dekheshune sei trunk-er bhetorer hiseber khatatar kotha mone poRe gelo tai apnader bolte elam. bechara dadu. ar kota bochhor por jonmale onake roj bajar theke phire ese ar oto koshto kore hiseb likhte hoto na. bajarer tholi side-e chhNuRe phele aram kore shuye YouTube dekhte parten. majhe majhe kebol login kore dekhe niten jomakhoroch sob software-er poramorsho moto cholchhe kina. na cholle porer maas theke ektu adjust kore nilei hoye jeto, byas.
Naki byas noy? ke jane. moner bhetor ekhono ekta kkhiiN sondeho khochkhoch korchhe je pie chart-er theke dadur khatar kalikolomer hiseb hoyto beshi karjokorii. eto statistics pholanor adou kono dorkar achhe naki ‘aayer cheye kom byay koro’ ar ‘baje khoroch korona’, ‘mon kharap hole retail therapy-r shoroN na niye khola haway khanik jogging kore eso’ gochher pragoitihasik upodesh mone rakhlei jotheshto?
Confusion, confusion.

January 08, 2012

Gobhiir diner agobhiir post


Practice-e ki na hoy. practice na thakleo je koto kichhu hoyna, bhaba jayna. ei jemon ajker dintar kothai dhora jak. sokal theke meghla, ni:jhum. Blinds khule rakhleo ja, na khulleo tai. ghorer bhetorta ekirokom abchhaya . tobu ami khulei rekhechhi, karoN ek aadhta pNuchke pakhi hothat hothat gholate akasher edik theke odik uRe jachchhe. byastosomosto hoye. je pakhir size joto chhoto tar byastota toto tunge.
Dekhchhi bose bose.
Prithibiir boyos jodi ar 15 bochhor kom hoto, tahole ajker dinta niye ami patar por pata likhe phelte partam. fosfosiye. ektuo hNochot na kheye. ‘mon’, ‘akaroN’, ‘keno ke jane’, ‘duur ajana’ gochher shobdo jonmodine pawa Chinese fountain pen-tar nib-er doga diye sroter moto beriye asto, matha jhNuke poRe khatar sathe mishe jeto, ektu pore hoyto fNosfNos kore boRo boRo ni:shwas poRto, golar kachhta byatha byatha korto, nonta joler phNota chokher kol upche poRe choshma-toshma jhapsa kore diye, sordi-tordi moto hoye giye...se ek bitikichchhiri byapar hoto arki.
Ki na, megh korechhe, pakhi uRechhe, ar amar boyos 15 chhNuyechhe kodin age.
Hormone bostuta sanghatik. kake diye je ki koriye ney kokhon, kichchhu bola jayna.
Bola jay na, megh-tegh dekhe hoyto 3 paragraph lomba ekkhana biroher kobitai likhiye nilo. apnio likhe phellen, agupichhu na bhebe. byas, khatay kolome nijer bokamor sakkhyopromaN roye gelo chirodiner moto. sadhe ki munirrishira bolechhen, শতং বদ, মা লিখ। (ingriji horofe horrendous dekhachchilo, tai Banglar shoroN nilam. du:khito, macbook.) ar likhleo premer kobita to khobordar likhona. sheshkale haaRbojjat mamato bhaiyer haate poRe jabe, ar jiibone baki jotobar mamabaRi jabe totobar tar bhuru-nachano, gaa-jwalano michke haasi soite hobe.
Jakge. je kotha hochchhilo.
Tokhon dekh na dekh bokar hoddo godyopodyo beriye asto kolom diye, ar aj eto ichchhe korchhilo dinta niye likhi, meghla akashtar borNona diye apnader bojhai je ajker dinta ki sundor, chardiker nistobdhota na jani koto gobhiir artho boye anchhilo, janalar bairer akasher biborNo tukrotar dike takiye moner bhetorta je sotyi sotyi kirokom kore uthhchhilo, nijer kopalke akunthho dhonyobad dichchhilam, bhagyis emon ekta dine ekla thakte parchhi, bhagyis charpashe swami sontan kajer masi chNya-bhNya kore kaner poka noRachchhena.....
Kichhutei parlam na. erokom ekta bhabgombhiir dineo amar 31 bochhorer shukno khotkhote duchokh ektuo bhije uthhlona, amar duhater kethho angulera erokom ekta birol, mon-bhalo-kora meghla diner chhobi aNkte parlona Ms Word-e. Bantike bolir pNatha kore fajlamo likhte likhte otai practice hoye gechhe arki. ja likhi tai fajlamo hoye jay.
Joghonyo. Sob oi hotochchhaRa Bantir dosh.
Bhabar moto, serious howao practice korte hoy. apnarao korun, noile sheshe amar moto kopal chapRate hobe ekdin. agebhagei sabdhan kore dichchhi.
Serious post lekhar aashay jol dhele mon kharap kore internet-er alitegolite ghure beRachchhi, hothat nicher dukhana link-er sathe dekha hoye gelo. Link bolle apoman kora hoy aboshyo. karoN or ekkhanay achhe George Orwell-er lekha ekta chhotto rochona, arekkhanay achhen swoyong Douglas Adams. duto rochonar ektai unifying theme.
Ki?
Cha. aro guchhiye bolle, chayer recipe.
Aagne hNya. somokaliin somaj rajniitike tiikkhno bidruupe chinnobhinno korenni, ba ekta chhotto shobde jiiboner maaneo bole denni, duti rochonay dujone kebol likhechhen ki kore ekcup sotyikarer cha banate hoy, jol kotokhani photate hoy, konrokomer cup-e se cha dhele khete hoy, ar sobtheke gurutwopuurNo byapar... chayer pore dudh dite hoy na dudher pore cha.
Orwell ba Douglas Adams-er lekha recommend korar asiim aaspordha nei amar, tobu bolchhi. Link-e click korun, poRun, poRan. chokh khule jak. bohudin age shona gaaner mastermoshaiyer aaptobakyota mone poRuk, “ore bhoktigeeti na laa-re-lappa, ki gaichhe seta kotha noy. ke gaichhe setai kotha.”
Kintu eNra byatikrom. ar byatikrom bolei niyomta aro ekbar promaNito hoy, je practice na thakle borshar diner borNona haat theke berobena kete phelleo. Bantike bhangiye sei ekgheye chyangRamo chaliye jete hobe. kajei apnara sobai serious howa practice korun. bela thakte thakte.

January 06, 2012

Crucial 2012


Notun bochhor poRar por theke Bantir patta nei. sei je 31st December sheshraate adda bhenge ga mochRata mochRate “shute jai bujhle” bole nijer baRir dike rowna dilo, tarpor theke taar tikiti dekha jachchhena. amra dudin dekhe, tindiner din sthaniiyo haspatale khNoj-toj niye sheshmesh choturthodin Chiruke thelethule library-te pathalam.
Bola jay na. Resolution-er season bole kotha.
Ja bhaba tai. Chiru ese dNat baar kore khobor dilo, “giye dekhi 5 tolar sobtheke koNer ghortay, print out-er pahaR side-e soriye jayga kore, table-e thyang tule babu mukh hNaa kore ghumochchhen.” tai dekhe Chiru jei na ekkhana article-er prothom pata chhNiRe sei hNaa kora mukhe ghNuje diyechhhe, dhoRmoRiye uthe Banti oke ei mare to sei mare. ghumiye ghumiye naki ekkhana durdhorsho paper-er idea esechhilo mathay, seta kNechiye dewar jonyo.
Amra sommilito diirghoshwas phele bollam, “bhagyis idea-ta kNeche gelo, noile jodi tui paper likhe bikhyato hoye jetis, Nobel peye jetis, ar tarpor amader patta na ditis, amra kothay jetam bol dekhi?” Banti gomRamukh aro gomRa kore bollo, “yarki na boss, ei yearta hebby crucial.”
Omni sobbar dhNaa kore mone poRe gelo, ei bochhorta amader sokoler jonyoi kii bhoyanok crucial. Career, personal growth, biye, bahchakachcha, art of living, somosto dik theke. joddin bNachbo, 2012-er bhuumika amader jiibone abismoroNiiyo hoye thakbe.
Ebochhor ja ja hobena, segulo ar e jonme howar asha nei. ja ja hobe, bhalo hole jiibone dwitiiyobar ar tar punorabritti ghotbe na, kharap hole tar kolongkochinho kopale sNete ghure beRate hobe. aamoroN.
Maa sekotha already mone koriye diyechhen amay, “shudhu ei bochhorta Sona, shudhu ei bochhorta.”
Amar mamato bon, jar biye thik hoyechhe office-er kaje nityi Italy-Paris-Honolulu kora jhingchyak paatrer sathe, seo amake sodupodesh diyechhe, “ebochhorei ekta kichhu namiye dao Sonadidi, er por too late hoye jabe.”
Too late. amader moto jara premhiin fyafya kore ghurchhe tader prem pawar, jara chakri pachchhena tader chakri pawar, jader chakri hoyechhe kintu biye hoyni tader biye howar, jader biye hoyechhe kintu bachcha hoyni tader bachcha howar.
2012 jader helay boye jabe tara sheshni:shwas phela porjonto protimuhuurte haat kamRabe, anutape jorjorito hobe. konodin nijeder kkhoma korte parbe na.
2012, hebby crucial.
Thik jemon protyekta bochhor hoye aschhe amar, sei 1997 theke.
1997 keno jigges korchhen? 1997 amar jiiboner prothom crucial bochhor, Madhyamik. Madhyamik. Madhyamike bhalo result na hole ki hoy seta nishchoy apnader kholsa kore bole dite hobe na amay? Science pabenna, Joint-e bosa hobena, IIT to bhulei jan, kheyepore bNachar moto chakri pabenna, meye hole dami bor ar chhele hole phorsa bou jutbena.
Tarporeo bNeche theke labh achhe bolte chan?
Kirokom bolir pNathar moto kNapte kNapte Madhyamik dite gechhilam mone poRle ekhono sei laalphite bNadha, choshma pora kochi meyetar jonyo maya hoy amar. etokichhur por jokhon marksheet niye ekgaal hese baRi phirchhi riksha chepe, ekjon sohridoy protibeshii gaye poRe amake sei mokkhom bhobishyodbaNiiti shuniye dilen.
“Madhyamik? chhoh, dhore nao ei sobe nirokkhor theke sakkhor hole. asol khela to eibar shuru hobe.”
Jana gelo UchchoMadhyamik-tai crucial. jotodin bNachbo totodiner jonyo.
Thik jemon B.Sc.-r tinte bochhor, Masters, Ph.D., job market-e jawar bochhorgulo. o hNya, biyer bochhortar kothao bhulle cholbe na. otao crucial. In fact, otai.
Esob bole Bantike gnan debo bhabchhilam. labh nei. or boyosta ekhono boddo kom, bujhte parbena. kintu amar kina chul peke gechhe, ami kina sms-e h2cus dekhe matha chulkoi, tai ami ei bhNaota-ta abosheshe dhore phelechhi. ‘Crucial year’-er myth-ta bust kore phelechhi sheshmesh.
Ar tai buk phuliye bolchhi, apnader kachhe hoy hok, amar kachhe 2012 crucial noy. sotyi bolte ki crucial bochhorder ek diigho mohamichhiler ante 2012 amar kachhe sei prothom bochhor jokhon amar ar kichchhu korar nei. shudhu ja ja korechhi etodin, tar phol bhog korar bochhor eta amar. naker samne jholano je gajorer pechhone chhutechhi etodin honye hoye, abosheshe sei gajorer full-fat halua baniye, payer opor paa tule bose sei halua khawar bochhor.
Tobe ami jehetu lok kharap noi, apnader sobar sob crucial kaajkormer jonyo amar shubhokamona roilo. All the best. mon theke.

January 04, 2012

Bojhate giye


Kauke kichhu bojhanor cheshta korechhen apni konodin? dNatbhanga upopadyo-sompadyo, theorem-corollary howar dorkar nei, nitanto sadharoN joler moto soja jinis? antoto apnar kachhe jeta joler moto soja bole bodh hochchhe? duye duye char-er moto soja? apni joto bolchhen 2+2=4, dhyabRa kore kajol tana boRo boRo chokhe apnar dike cheye rinrine golay keu bole cholechhe, keno 4 keno, 5 keno noy?
Akash keno niil? ‘He’ keno ‘goes’? Auto keno holud, keno golapi noy? Bagher mathay chul nei keno? Suurjo keno gol? Uchchhe keno teto? RabRir moto mishti keno noy?
Bojhanor cheshta korechhen konodin?
Tahole apni amar ei muhuurter manosik biporjoyta haaRe haaRe anudhabon korte parben.
Dosher moddhye ami bojhate gechhilam, tao abar sokalbela office beronor age, Teentaal ar Jhaptaal-er parthokyo ki. konta 16 ar konta 10, konta 4/4/4/4 ar konta 2/3/2/3, konta khay ar konta mathay dey. jeta Bangladesher lokkho lokkho class 3-er bachcha Rabibar bikele paRar ganer ishkuler didimoNir kachhe shonamatro bujhe phele, seta ekjon praptoboyosko, 24X7 Game Theory kopchano loker mathay dhokate giye ami naker jole chokher jole hoye gelam, shuuNye muthi chhNuRlam, dewale matha kutlam, table-e thabRa mere mere haater cheto laal kore phellam, sheshe ar na pere ardhek khawa chayer cup-ta tule chhNuRte jabo, tokkhuni ager bochhorer resolution-tar kotha mone poRe gelo.
Atoeb cup aaste kore namiye rekhe haat tule haar mene niyechhi. amar kommo noy.
Kintu sei theke monta kharap hoye royechhe. karoN nije ki shikhlam ba adou kichhu shikhlam kina seta poriikkhar ekmatro upay hochchhe anyo kauke sei jinista porishkar kore shekhate para. Mean Median Mode, chhatrochhatriir mathay abosheshe gojal mere dhokanor por college-er MD-r proti amar shroddha 10 guN beRe gechhilo. sarajiibon dhore joto class korechhi, joto lecture shunechhi, tar jodi 1%-o bujhe thaki, ni:sondehe tar somosto krititwo jini bujhiyechhen, bojhate perechhen, tNar. amar sores, uurbor mostishker noy.
Amake shekhate giye tNader-o nirghat mone hoyechhilo, koto rashirashi gobor mathar bhetor shukiye ghNute hoye thakle Mean Median Mode bujhte ekta meyer eto somoy lagte pare.
Sei theke mone mone list banachchhi, ejabot koto kichhu shikhte giye ami koto lokke koto ghol khaiyechhi. tar moddhye kichhu kichhu byapar ekhono bujhini aboshyo, jemon Real Analysis. kintu beshirbhag-i joler moto porishkar hoye gechhe. jemon maa keno bolechhilen, ekjon bishesh loker sathe raat jege phisphis kore phone-e kotha bolata amar bhobishyoter pokkhe bhoyongkor hote cholechhe.
Koyekta kotha ar koyekbochhor age bujhe gele koto daami chokher jol bNeche jeto, bhabte giye notun kore kanna peye jachchhe amar ekhon.

January 01, 2012

Ekhono porjonto


Ajker sokalta ekdom anyorokom. baki sobdiner cheye. ghum bhengechhe aboshyo anyodiner motoi, 5ta theke soya 5tar bhetor. aj bejechhilo 5ta 13. Mobile-e dekhechhilam, mone kore rekhechhi. hoyto tokhoni ter peyechhilam ajker dinta anyorokom hote cholechhe. manusher moner nanarokom atiindriyo kkhomota-tomota thake shunechhi. Telepathy-tathy. serokom-i kichhu hobe bodhhoy, ke jane.
Sotyi sotyi ghum bhangar por theke jotorokom bhalobhalo ghotona sob eksathe ghotte laglo. tader sobgulor opor je amar haat chhilo emontao noy. jemon dhorun aj je Rabibar, ei byaparta. Rabi na hoye Shani hole aro bhalo hoto aboshyo, kintu Rabi na hoye Som, Mangol, Budh, Brihospoti ba Shukro holeo amar kichhu korar chhilo na. seta na hoye eta je ekta Rabibarer sokal, etai jotheshto bhalo byapar. snane jawatake ekhkono anekkhoN thekiye rakha jabe.
Kintu tarporer bhalo ghotonagulor krititwo amakei nite hobe nirlojjer moto. upay nei. anyodin chokh khule balisher pashe mobile hatRe somoy dekhei toRighoRi nil kombol tene mathamuRi diye opash phire shui. ghum je bhenge gechhe ei khoborta nijer kachhei nije chepe jawar cheshta kori. Brain jodi chokher pata kholar khoborta tokkhuni tokkhuni ter na pay, tahole jodi aro kichhukkhkoN motka mere shuye thaka jay ei durashay.
Aj dekhlam amar shoriirer ango, protyongo, shira, uposhira, dhomonii, snayu, kosh, gronthi sobai eke aporer BFF hoye gechhe, keu karo theke kichchhu lukochchhe na. chokh kholar sathe sathe mostishke khobor chole gelo, shirdNaRa soja hoye uthhe boslo, paa nijei hNete hNete hawaichotir bhetor dhuke gelo, bNa-haater angulera table hatRe choshma khNuje ene naker opor abyartho bosiye dilo.
Ei dekhun ghum bhengechhe 40 minute-o hoyni, ami dNat meje, mukh muchhe, chul aNchRe bhalo meyer moto cha-biscuit khachchhi bose bose. maa dekhle khushi hoye jeten. kaner kachhe Rashid Khan Desh raage thumri dhorechhen, Karam Karo Dije Khwaja Mainuddin. soshoriire noy aboshyoi, jontrer doulote. prachiinkale nabab-badshader prato:kale nidrabhonger jonyo bNadha ostadji thakten shunechhi. saradin raajniitir kuutkochalite matha ghamate hobe kina, tai sokkal sokkal music therapy diye tNader din shuru hoto. konodin bhese asa Sarengir koruN Lalit-e, konodin rewaji golay Bilaskhani Todir bilombito alape tNara chokh khule aRmoRa bhenge iya boRo boRo haai tulten. se jamana gechhe.
Ar sotyi kotha bolte amar ghaRe rashtrochalonar gurudayitwo-o kichhu nyasto nei je Rashid Khan-ke gaan shonate swoyong aste hobe. Office-e bose 9ta-5ta keyboard pishiyeder jonyo jantrik songiit-i jotheshto. jotheshtor chaiteo anek beshi.
Bolte gele, ekhono porjonto ekta rajosik sokal katchhe amar. sorbangosundor. ar jodi morning dekhe gotadin anuman korar probadtay kichhumatro saarbotta theke thake, tahole aj amar baki dintao tukhoR katbe. katai uchit. kothao jawar taRa nei aj amar. office kachhari, cinema theater, dinner-er aagam protishruti, kichchhu na. aj saradin kebol ami ar amar tanhai gaale haat diye pashapashi bose thakbo. ja ja kaaj korar baki, segulo korar jonyo gota ekta bochhor samne poRe achhe. dhiiresusthe korlei cholbe.
Ah, ki shanti.

 
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