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Keno ami kukur pushina

2012-02-18T06:03:00.010-05:00

Ar ektu holei...

2012-02-17T04:03:00.016-05:00

Kaalkei boRomukh kore 103 bochhor bNachar kothata bollam, ar ajkei, ektu holei, jachchhilo praNta beghore.

‘Ahongkar-i potoner muul’ sei kobe theke shune aschhi, kaal thheke shikhlam. ba bola uchit, shikhte shikhte bNeche gelam. kaan ghNeshe.

Office theke phire chabi ghuriye ghore dhuke, ei jutor goRali oi jutor doga diye chepe dhore paa theke tene chhaRate chhaRatei ter peyechhilam, ghorta jotota thanda thakar kotha totota nei. ki jani winter cholei gelo bodhoy. bhebei mejaj-tejaj kharap hoye gelo. “ekkhuni cha chai amar” bole dumdumiye rannaghore dhuke chayer jol bosate giye dekhi, samner bNaadiker burner-ta jwolchhe.

Sei je sokale cha korechhilam, tarpor nebhate bhule gechhi. saradin phNaka baRite gas jwolechhe. aponmone. dhiki dhiki.

Byaparta abishkar kore amar abosthata kirokom holo andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. Blood pressure hu hu kore neme gelo, haat paa kNapte laglo, cha-ta mathay uthhlo, ami konomote fridge-er handle dhore nijeke steady kore bhabte laglam, “ki hoto jodi….?”

Seriously, ki hote parto bolun dekhi? agnikando hoye sara baRi puRe chhai hoye jete parto. diner jaygay raat hole ghumer moddhye baRir sathe sathe amio chhai hoye jete partam. amar visa, passport, voter id card, laptop, madhyamiker marksheet sob chhai hoye jete parto.

Madhyamiker marksheet! puRe chhai! notun kore mathata ghure othhe amar.

Kintu esob kichhui hoyni. bhaloy bhaloy sob rokkha peyechhe. Jiibonbignaner nombor ar ami dujonei bohal tobiyote bNecheborte achhi. Deathclock-er opor amar bhorsa dwiguN hoye gechhe.

Ar chhotobelar aro ekta golpo mone poRe gechhe, jeta apnader na shuniye chhaRchhi na kichhutei.

Swami-striir bekhappa matchmaking byaparta amader baRite kichhu notun noy. amar baba maayer kotha agei bolechhi, amar thakuma-thakurdao kom bekhappa chhilen na. thakuma lomba, dadu bNete, thakumar bhoye chhelemeyera thorohorikompo, dadur bhoye….well, ahlaade tara jake bole ekebare saaper pNach paa. ekbar rege giye thakuma amar babar naak phatiye diyechhilen, ar dadu chheleke shikhiyechhilen ki kore roj snan kore beriye, chul bheja thakte thakte chirunir pechhondikta diye kayda kore aalto chap dile, chule permanent dheu khelano jay.

Naaker kkhkotochinho ar chuler teri, dutoi ekhono achhe amar babar.

Soja kothay amar thakuma jemon durdanto chhilen, dadu chhilen temni thanda prokritir. matir manush. saap byang bichchhu bhuutpret bojrobidyut sobetei tNar bhoy lagto. chhelemeye bhaat kheye ishkule beriye gelei dadur dushchinta shuru hoto, pothe jodi kichhu hoy? jodi keu bhuliye niye jay? jodi chhoto chhoto paa rastar khola manhole-e dhuke jay? Office theke phire swochokkhe boiyer opor dhule poRa klanto chhelemeyeder na dekha porjonto tNar dushchinta jetona.

Sarajiibon duschinta korar por dadu abosor niye cooperative-er jomi kine Rishray baRi tullen. baRi holo, dorjay iya boRoboRo lohar chhitkini ar janalay iya mota mota lohar shik lagano holo. pachhe dakat poRe. besh kichhudin pore biye hoye ese amar maa office jawar taRay shaanbNadhano kuyotolay paa pichhle poRe gele dadu nijei chheni-hatuRi diye khude khude sejaygata ebRokhebRo kore dilen, jate soda-chhutonto puutrobodhuu pher na achhaR khay.

Sob thikthak-i cholchhilo, jotodin na eke eke paRaprotibeshiider baRite gas-er unun asa shuru holo. amar maa thakumao poromanonde se srote gaa bhasate chailen, kintu dadu bollen, “proshnoi othhena.”

Seki? keno? e kemondhara purushtantrik gaa-joyari? rNadhbo to amra, tomar sordari korte jawar dorkarta ki?

Dadu gombhiir hoye matha neRe bollen, dorkar achhe, jodi agun lage? jodi cylinder phete jay? jodi jwolonto shikha laphiye uthhe shaRir anchol chhNuye phele?

Kichhutei daduke tolano gelona. thakumar sochchar protibad, maayer niirob asommoti, kichhute na. Buchididi ar Rajudadader baRite jokhon jethhima-kakimara mohanonde gas-er aagune kormakaliya rNadhten, moner sukhe knob ghuriye aguner aNch jokhon jemonti chai sim/high korten, amar maa thakuma tokhon gojrate gojrate unune koyla gNujten, praNpoNe hawa diye mohargho aNch jiiye rakhten, ar menu-te roj-i keno bNadhakopir ghonto jigges korle pathorer moto mukh kore bolten, “unune o chhaRa ar kichhu rNadha jayna.”

Raag howar-i kotha. ami hole amaro raag hoto. amar jaygay apni hole apnaro hoto.

Tarpor October maaser ek haalka shiiter majhraate 4 bochhorer amake, maa kannabheja mukhe ghum theke tullen. babar kole chepe baranday beriye dekhlam bagane anek lok. phul sajano khate dadu shuye achhen. mathar kachhe thakuma muurtir moto sthir hoye bose.

Sei amar jiibone prothombar bhor hote dekha.

Shraddho-shanti chuke gele, purohit biday hole, aatmiiyoswojon chole giye baRi phNaka hole thakuma babake nijer ghore deke pathalen. maa agei ghore bose chhilen. khola torongo theke choddo purusher naam porichoy lekha dadur diary, aro nanarokom dorkari kagoj baar kore babar haate dilen thakuma. bollen, “guchhiye rakhis. tor baba anek jotno kore rekhechhilo.”

Tarpor ektu theme, keshe gola porishkar kore niye bollen, “ar kaal sokale gas-er apise giye order diye asis. dobol cylinder. ar bolis jeno bhalo dekhe machine dey, jate aNch komate baRate asubidhe na hoy.”

Ko’maas bade gas-er office theke ami ar baba riksha kore phirlam. amader paayer niche petmota dukhana laal tuktuke cylinder chupti kore shuye roilo.

Ekhon thakuma bolen, “dhur ei gas-er rannay se swad hoy naki? swad hoto amader sei kathhkoylar agune. huhu kore agun jwolbe, dhNoya uthhbe, ar hNaRir bhetor pNathar mangso emon norom hobe je mukhe dile miliye jay. se jaygay toder gas-er agun? chhoh. toder dadu bNeche thakle e khabar mukhe tulte praN beriye jeto manushtar. ahare.”

Byas. ei holo amar golpo. golpo bhalo na mondo, se bicharer daay apnader.

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170 shobdo ar 3 minute-e

2012-02-15T03:49:00.031-05:00

Raat 12ta nagad haatghoRir dike takiye dekhi asole mote 11ta baje. bhaloi holo, phNaktale jiibonta 1 ghonta lomba hoye gelo. Deathclock-er kothamoto tar mane ekhon amar aayu 103 bochhor 53 din 1 ghonta.

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St. Valentine-er puNyosmritir uddeshye

2012-02-14T00:58:00.037-05:00

Bikel 5:40-er Tarakeshwar local bikhyato chhilo bhiRer jonyo. loke office time bolte shudhu sokalbelatakei bojhay bote, kintu ekdik theke dekhle 5:40-o office time. Office, kachhari, college sob chhuti hoto oi somoy ar pilpiliye jonosrot Howrah station-e dhukto bonyar moto. Train-e boste pawar proshnoi chhilona, ekpaaye dNaRate parlei amra borte jetam. 5:40-er ektai bhalo byapar chhilo je sobar sathe sobar dekha hoye jeto. Bethune-er ami, Presidency-r Sujata, Howrah Girls-er Moumita, Dalhousie theke maa, Alipore theke baba, Dharmatala theke Sarbani-masi, sokolei oi train dhore baRi phirto.

Mahesher Rather melay gele anekta jemon hoy arki. parthokyota shudhu ei je 5:40-er melata roj bikelei bosto ar pNapoRbhaja pawa jetona.

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Amader Buchididio phirto oi train dhorei. Dumdum-e baRi howa sotweo Sanjibda roj bikele Buchididike train-e tule dite Howrah station porjonto aasto. Platform-e train dhokamatro Buchididi moroNpoN songram kore, konuiyer gNuto kheye ebong diye, lokjoner paa maRiye ebong nijer paa maRano agrajhyo kore kamray uthhe doshmoNi boiyer bag chhNuRe phele jayga dokhol korto ar tarpor dorjay phire ese platform-e dNaRano Sanjibdar sathe gujguj phusphus kore kisob golpo korto. jotokkhoN na train chhaRe.

Bolai bahulyo byaparta joto sohoje borNona korlam toto sohoj chhilona. sei dorja diye prochondo bege chhute ese mohila jatriira uthhten, jhalmuRiwalara uthhto, emonki chuler clip-walarao baad jetona. sobtheke aschorjer byapar holo je oi dombondho bhiRer moddhye abar se clip bikrio hoto. se jai hok, era sokole Buchididike kromagoto dhakka diye jeto abar kotha shonateo chhaRto na. Musumbi-wala bolto, “didi dorjata ektu chheRe dNaRalei to paren. dekhchhen to public-er asubidhe hochchhe.” maa maasira mukh bNekiye bolten, “ajkalkar meye, nijertuku chhaRa ar kichhu bujhle to. swarthoporer jhaaR sob.”

Buchididi bolto, “hingse hingse, sob hingse. nijeder jiibone premer 'p' nei kina, tai anyo keu prem korchhe dekhle gaa jwala kore.”

Amake jate e apobad keu dite na paren, setai amar ajker post likhte bosar prodhan karoN.

Bhebechhilam premer golpo shonabo apnader. Filmi golpo noy, sotyi jiibon theke toka sotyi premer mishti golpo. jerokom golpo shunlei jader prem nei tader buk chire diirghoni:shwas beroy ar songsarer jNatakole peshai hoye jawa majhboyosi dompotir abar notun kore prem korte ichchhe kore.

Ki bolbo apnader, khNuje pete, jhheRe bechhe, ekta paate dewar moto premer golpo pawa gelo na. joghonyo.

“Ekkhana bhalo dekhe prem dekha dekhi?” chepe dhorte Banti matha-tatha chulke jegulo dekhalo, segulo hoy Chat-bakshe prem, noyto SMS-e. du charte mon-bholano kotha, “seki Y2K tomaro priyo cinema? amaro!! uff amader ki mil just bhabo ekbar!!” marka ghisipiti songlap, byas. khela shesh. kichhudin baade inbox-e paalki choRa kone bouyer chhobi scan kora nemontonnopotro. “December-e biye korchhi. tokhon jodi baRi jas tobe asis.” Romance koi, rohosyo koi, harai-harai bhab koi, ashanirashar duluni koi, somosto protikuulota durmush kore last scene-e premer joypataka oRanor climax koi?

Ami khub-i hotash. premik premikara, boltei hochchhe, apnader kachh theke amar arektu beshi protyasha chhilo. Seriously.

Dekhechhen, abar kichhu lok “angur phol tok” bole mukhchapa diye haste legechhe. achchha mushkil. ami shudhu bolte chaichhi je prem jodi oto bhalo byapar-i hobe, tobe ekhono eto loke sombondho patiye biye korchhe keno? aneke to premer pothe ghure ese abar shing bhenge patropatrii khNujte bignapon dichchhe kagoje. Vacancy dekhe application dichchhe, nichchhe.*

Bastobbuddhite bhorpur golay bolchhe, “Sonadidi, after all eta real life. ekhane abeger jayga nei. sobdik dekheshune jeta bhalo setakei bachhte hobe. ”

Tar mane ki prem unreal? songsar-morubhuumite moriichika? jiibonsomudrer bhutuRe lighthouse? Hormone-er liilakhela?

Ami janina, janteo chaina. ami chai amar kachhe premer mohima atol thakuk, premer mohanjon amake chirodiner moto andho kore rakhuk, megh dekhlei sthan-kaal-patro nirbisheshe birohii jokkher kotha mone poRak, pothe cholte cholte Christian Bale-er chhobite achomka chokh poRlei buker moddhye notun kore jontroNar shuul bNedhak.

Roddure bhese jawa shohorer rastay bishwochorachor bhule, porospore mogno hoye, haate haat dhore hNete jawa premik-premikader dekhe ami jeno sarajiibon hingsey jwolepuRe morte pari.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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*Saafai: bolai bahulyo sombondho kore biye korar pokkhe bipokkhe amar kono motamot nei. {thakleo seta ekhane prokash korchhi na. (eta yarki.)} amar pochhonder guchchho guchchho lok sombondho kore biye korechhen, prem kore biye korechhen, prem katiye diye sombondho kore biye korechhen, sombondho kore biye korar por prem korechhen, tao abar porpurush/mohilar sathe. kajei apni kibhabe biye korlen/korben seta niye ami apnake motei judge korbo na. Y2K na dekhe thakle korteo pari aboshyo. (eta yaarki noy.)

Tinti din o ekti sokaler upakhyan

2012-02-13T06:10:00.035-05:00

9^th February, Brihaspatibar

Sondhyebela office theke phire: Sofar opor bag eliye poRe, laptop ekhono adhora, ekta chhotto notebook-er opor somosto monojog joRo kore Kuntala (upakhyaner nayika) shike chhNiRe pawa 3 diner lomba soptahanter koroNiiyo kaajer talika banachchhe. juddhokaliin totporotay.

1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev. Finish it.

2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata, every evening. Without fail.

3. BaRi porishkar.

4. Ranna. Chicken curry (protein-er jonyo), machher jhol (Omega 3 fatty acid), musur dal (fibre). No pizza.

5. Rewaj. roj 1 ghonta.

6. Abantor-er jonyo notun post bhaba.

10^th February, Shukrabar

Sokal 9:30: bichhana chheRe uthhechhi sobe. ekhon ‘Downward Dog’ hote gele saradiner routine pondo. proshnoi nei. tachhaRa amar desk-er softboard-e ekta quotation sNata achhe. However, if you do miss once, or twice or three times, don’t give up. kajei chinta nei. kaal-porshu hobe’khon.

Bela 11:00: Video chat cholchhe purodome. mamato boner biyete kon maasi ki gift dichchhen, mohargho mangalsuutro naki nomonomo kaner dul, khNojkhobor nichchhi. Chat sere uthhei poRte bosbo.

Raat 11:00: ei ghore dhuklam. dupure khete jawa hoyechhilo, tarpor nodir dhare frisbee. otakei ajker moto ‘exercise’ bole dhore nite hobe. sondhyebela ‘Taboo’ te Bantir team-ke hariye bhuut korechhi. ager soptaher protishodh koRay gonday. dyakh kemon lage. kaal poRte bosbo. bosboi.

11^th February, Shanibar:

Sokal 8:47: jah, ajkeo ghum bhangte deri hoye gelo. Yoga cancel. notun to do list:

1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev? ~~Finish it.~~

2. Exersize: ~~Yoga every morning.~~ hNata. sondhyebela. WITHOUT FAIL.

3. BaRi porishkar.

4. Ranna. Chicken curry (protein), machher jhol (Omega 3), ~~musur dal (fibre).~~ No pizza.

5. Rewaj. sondhyebela 1 ghonta. bhaloi hobe poRa theke break newa hoye jabe.

6. Abantor-er jonyo notun post bhaba. ghumote jawar age. poRashuno hoye gele.

Bela 11:00: Abantorer jonyo post-tai borong ekhon bhebe rakhi. raat jege poRa jabe. nipat nirjhonjhat. mon bosbe bhalo.

Dupur 1:00: Banti phone korechhilo. ‘Hugo’ dekhte jawar kothe hochchhe. ota ebar Oscar pachchhei. ei bela dekhe rakha bhalo. kobe chole jabe. tokhon abar 15 inchi monitor-e dekhte hobe. manei hoyna. gaanta hobena. poRata raat jege tene debo.

12^th February, Rabibar

Sokal 7:30: mukhta teto hoye achhe. bishwas hochchhena weekend-ta mote ekdine ese theklo. jai hok, ekhono 24 ghonta achhe. dombondho kore kaaje lagle ekhono asadhyo sadhon sombhob.

Bela 9:05: Yoga cholchhe. saradiner haaRbhanga porishromer prostuti hisebe. shunechhi Downward Dog dedication baRay.

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Bela 11:30: sobe video chat sere uthhlam. ke jeno bolechhilo manobik somporkogulo rokkha kora paper lekhar theke beshi joruri? somporko rokkha korte giye edike maake khamoka mukh jhamta diye phellam. amar dosh nei. kNahatok ar ek kotha sojhyo kora jay. sondhyebela phone kore sorry bolte hobe.

Dupur 1:00: ei etokkhoNe baRi porishkar kore snan sere berolam. keno amake eto kaaj korte hoy bhogoban, bhallage na. ekhon rannar scene-i nei. Donatos-er coupon-gulo abar kothay gelo. joghonyo.

Bikel 3:00: Abantorer jonyo ki likhbo kichhu mathay aschhe na. uffff. keno amake ektu protibha dile na bhogoban? boslei jate fosfos kore likhe phelte partam. keno morte blog lekha shuru korechhilam at all ke jane. ufff. asojhyo.

Sondhye 6:30: Tension-e pagol pagol lagchhe. kichchhu kaaj holo na 3 dine. keno ami cinema dekhte gelam, hotobhaga Bantir kothay bhule keno ami baire khete gelam. keno ami eto boka ar durbol ar akkhom ar asohay, keno bhogoban, keno keno keno…

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Bichhanay shuye ceiling-er dike cheye achhi thhay. bhoye, hotashay, anutape duchokher pata ek hochchhena. kaal abar office. kanna pachchhe. uff, keno amake arektu dedication daoni bhogoban? keno ar ektu motivation daoni? ki labh erokom ‘failure’ hoye bNeche theke? oder sobar sobkichhu hoye gelo amar keno holo na bhogoban? kobe hobe? hobe ki adou? raat ekhon kota ke jane.

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13^th February, Sombar

Sokal 6:10: arekta notun din. arekta notun soptaho. bhabtei changa lagchhe, shoriire mone notun kore bol pachchhi. Past is past. ajker to do list:

1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev. Finish it.

2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata. sondhyebela. Without fail.

3. ........

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O hNya bhalo kotha, Janen ki aj Bishwa Radio Dibos? hNya hNya sei aadyikaler bodyibuRi radio, jate mote tinkhana station dhorto. Kolkata ‘Ka’, ‘Kha’ ar ‘Bibidhabharati’. sokale office jawar somoy Bangla cinemar gaan, ar dupure bhat machher jhol kheye uthhe paan chibote chibote, roddur poyate poyate, chul shukote shukote Bangla Natok. natok shurur aage ghoshok jokhon chhomchhome golay ghoshoNa korten, “shuru hochchhe ajker natok Adrishyo Ashariiri”, ar radio-r bhetore ekta khune gola haha haasi hese uthhto ar kNyaaaaach kore bhutuRe baRir dorjata khule jeto tokhon atiboRo sahosiir-o ghaRer rNoya khaRa hoye uthhte dekhechhi ami. nijer chokhe.

Google Images-e ‘Radio’ search diye dukhana chhobi khNuje pelam internet-e. dekhun to kon chhobita apnader pochhondo hoy. ami konorokom golmale joRate chaina, tai dutoi chhepe dichchhi.

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Sajuguju

2012-02-09T23:24:00.016-05:00

Goto 31 bochhor 2 maase kobar ami thNote lipstick lagiyechhi seta sotyi bolchhi amar mone nei, kintu shesh kobe lagiyechhilam seta sposhto mone achhe.

Aboshyo aro beshi kore mone achhe, sei bikele jar sathe ami Ring Road-e mondakranta chhonde paychari korte beriyechhilam, take. bikeltakeo ekhono chokh na bujei dekhte pai. Bosonter hawa, Amaltaser sobtheke uNchu daaler patay patay dol-khawa roddur, rastar dhare laal ar sada phuler jhop emon joRajoRi kore dNaRiyechhilo je mone hochchhe ektai gachhe duronger phul phutechhe.

Sei laal-sada jhoper samne dNaRiye ami ar se duto gachher alada alada gNuRi khNuje bar korar cheshta chalachchhilam. keno? kenona 21 bochhor boyosii duto loker jodi eke oporer sathe kono kajer kaaj na thake, jemon econometrics-er notes binimoy kingba library-te pashapashi bose ada-nun kheye joint study, tahole tara eisob bokamo korei timepass kore. se jai hok, daalpala soriye gachher gNuRi khNujte giye majhe majhe angule angule chhNoyachhuyi hoye jachchhilo ar protyekbar amar hridpindo bishom khachchhilo. amar shoriirer protiti roktobindu kromosho nishchit hoye uthhchhilo je ayddine, abosheshe, sheshporjonto, finally, he bhogoban, singlehood paattaRi gutochchhe amar jiibon theke.

Emon somoy hothat, bina meghe,

“kichhu mone koris na, toke ei lipstick-er rongta thik suit korchhena.”

Bojropaat. kotha theke doityakriti cumulonimbus meghera ese sonali roddur-toddur sob gile phello, furfure hawatawa nimeshe dhuulor jhoR hoye giye shNoshNo shobde amar sara gaa chul chokh haat paa mukher bhetor porjonto kichkiche dhuuloy bhorti kore dilo. chokher samne sposhto dekhlam laalsada phulgulo druto biborNo hoye jachchhe, Shut Down option-e click korte deri korle monitor-tar jemon dosha hoy, thik serokom. akash phatano bijoyollas chheRe phire ese singlehood abar amar somosto astitwo graas kore phello.

Sei je phello, ar chhaRar naam korchhe na.

Sobtheke kharap jeta holo, ghore phire sei je chokher jol muchhe waste paper basket-e bisorjon dilam, ar konodin praNe dhore lipstick thNote chhNoyanor kotha bhabte parlamna. biyebaRi jete holeo na.

Shibalee, je kina amake sotyi sotyi bhalobase (amio basi khub), golpota shune or bhasabhasa du:khii chokhduto tule bolechhilo, “kono maane hoy?” apnara jNara amake chenen-i na bhalo kore, tNarao nirghat chokh ghuriye thNot bNekiye bolchhen, “kono maane achhe?”

Amio jani nei. kintu keu ke thake jara chorer opor raag kore sotyi sotyi matite bhat khay. kono manei hoyna, tobuo khay. otai tader protishodh.

Lipstick diye shuru hoye byaparta ekhon saajgojer anyo jaygagulokeo chheyeo phelechhe. sNuuch hoye dhuke phal hoye beronor moto. Lipstick, kajol, eye-liner, kaner dul, hater churi, golar haar, sobkichhu niyei amar hNatu kNape. ke jane kemon dekhachche. anyer ange ja sundor, ruchisommoto ar fashionable, amar ultodiker aaynay tai hasyokor. paglamir namantor.

Ekhon ami haal chheRe diyechhi. aphshosh nei ektuo, sotyi sotyi. saajgoj amar dwara hobena, to hobena. prem ar Real Analysis-o to hoyni, tate ki ami more gechhi?

Tai Shibalee jokhon nijer video-ta e-mail-e attach kore pathalo amay, “dekh ki mojar” bole, ami diirghoshwas phellam. drishtihiiner kachhe LCD TV ja, pongur kachhe HarleyDavidson jemon, amar kachheo ei video-ta thik tai. baamoner kachhe chNad.

Tobu ami Abantor-e eta chhepe dichchhi, amar fashion savvy poRuader jonyo. tNara jokhon golay chitrito scarf bichitro kayday pNechiye demaki podokkhepe footpath dhore hNete jaben, tokhon ami poth chheRe diye sore giye abak hoye mone mone bhabbo, “ki sundor dekhachchhe! sotyi loke je koto kichhu pare, bhaba jayna. ”

Shudhu jodi

2012-02-08T02:44:00.025-05:00

Amar anekdiner saadh je amar ekta alada, nijoswo lekhar ghor thakbe.

Saradiner sheshe, (athoba shurutei, jodi anyo kono rujirutir dhanday na berote hoy) ami se ghore dhuke aaste kore dorja bhejiye debo. baire doorknob theke adrishyo ‘Please Do Not Disturb’ signboard jhulbe. kajer masi janbe didimoNir ghor ekhon jhaRamochha kora cholbe na. ektolay teenage chhele thNote angul diye fisfis kore tar snan na kora, nongra chule jhNuti bNadha, guitar-dharii bondhuke bolbe, “aaste kotha bol, maa opore likhchhe.”

Habijabi jai likhi, ghor thakte to badha nei. Subarnalata jemon bolto, kajer thelay saradine du’dondo giye dNaRabar sujog na hoy nai holo, ta bole baRite ekta dokkhiNer baranda thakbe na? baranda chhaRa baRi je hoyna, hote nei, ei sohoj sotyita tar ghor bastobbuddhisomponno swamiir mathay dhokate gham chhute giyechhilo becharir.

Ami mone mone bishwas kori nariimukti andoloner ekta khub goRar kotha orokom ekta ghor. chhoto hok, dewale distemper thakar dorkar nei, nijer holei cholbe. jokhon tokhon je keu jutoy awaj tule gotmotiye dhuke poRbe na. dhokar aage mridu toka diye jigges korbe, “achho?” uNchu chhad thakbe, table-e nijer pochhondo moto du’charte khataboi thakteo pare, ar jeta thaktei hobe, seta hochchhe ekta janala. jar palladuto h-a-a-a-a-a-a-t kore khola jay.

Jakge, meyeder ghor niye apatoto kotha hochchhena, apatoto kotha hochchhe likhiyeder ghor niye. amar dharoNa jNara lekhen, se tini nari purush bachcha buRo jai honna keno, tNader sobari ekti kore nijoswo lekhar ghorer basona thake. Sunil Ganguly-r ekta lekha poRechhilam, ekbar Americay ese ek Bangali bhodroloker baRite atithi hoyechhilen tini. jhutjhamelahiin majhboyosii dompoti, chhele meye chhilo kina mone nei, thakleo baRite thakena. baRi ghuriye dekhanor por sheshe ekta bondho dorjar samne pNouchhe grihokotrii bollen, “eta onar lekhar ghor.” bolar somoy konthhe sombhrom uchhle uthhlo. dorja khule kobike bhetore niye gelen tini. sadharoN ekta ghor. kintu dekhle desher pujor ghorer kotha mone poRe. janalar dhar ghNeshe ekta sadamata chair-table. table-e notepad, pen. Saraswatiir ekta bNadhano photo. janala beye lotiye uthhechhe ekta aangur gachh. gachhta dekhiye bhodromohila bollen, likhte likhte majhe majhe mathay idea na ele swamii gachh theke ekta duto aangur chhNiRe mukhe phelen. tate naki chinta korte subidhe hoy.

Nah bhodroloker lekha chhapa hoyni kothao. antoto ami apni jesob potrikar pata ultoi segulote hoyni. majhesajhe Tri-State pujor souvenir-e ekta duto golpo beriyechhe hoyto. aj jekhane achhen sekhane pNouchhote koto kothhor songramer moddhye diye jete hoyechhe, sei kothai hoyto likhechhen ghuriyephiriye. tobu amar mone hoyna se niye tNar mone kono du:kho achhe. After all, nijer jonyo emon ekta jiibon toiri korte perechhen tini jekhane tNar ekta lekhar ghor achhe. ghorer pashe janala achhe. je janala diye haat baRiye angur chhNiRe mukhe pora jay, likhte likhte. ar ki chai?

Lekhar ghor sobsomoy je erokom rajosik hote hobe tar kono mane nei. American manicured mofoswol howar dorkar nei, Bandel-er bhaRabaRi holeo cholbe. biye thik howar somoyei shunechhilam, amar bondhur shwosurmoshai lekhok. anekdin dhorei bibhinno little magazine, office potrika, sthaniiyo kagoje lekha chhapa hoy tNar. idaning Chayanika prokashonii theke chhotogolper ekta songkolon porjonto beriyechhe. sebar baRi giye Swatir sathe dekha korte gechhilam or shwosurbaRite. kakimar bhiishoN jotno kore nijer haate banano chilli chicken ar chowmein kheye dotolay jachchhi bondhur showar ghore, sNiRir tolay dekhi ekta bondho dorja. amar drishti anusoroN kore Swati bollo, “okhane baba lekhen. jotokkhoN thaken kauke dhukte denna, bolen ota naki onar bonobaas. ”

Amaro ekta orokom bonobaaser moto ghor chai. je ghore khai shui uthhi bosi YouTube dekhi, se ghore bose ki lekha jay? apnarai bolun? ar likhleo se lekha utrobei ba ki kore? rojkar ei jemontemon prolap na hoy holo, apnarao na hoy bhalobese, maya kore poRlen, kintu ekdin na ekdin to amake sei uponyasta likhte hobe? uttejonay thasa, ghotona durghotonar ghonoghotay chhoylap, roktomangser moto jiibonto choritroder parosporik tanapoRen, ar sheshdrishye nokh-kamRano uttejonay ruddhoshwas jobonikapaat-wala amar sei masterpiece-ta? tokhon?

Erokom ekta ghor ar orokom ekta janala jodi thakto amar, tahole amio kobei…

Keywords: Saaloksongshlesh, soup

2012-02-06T16:10:00.021-05:00

Amar ghor sondeho hochche je amar ekta kono bhari golmele asukh korechhe.

Hasben na Please. Bantir moto thNot muchke, chokh motke “Hypochondriac banan koro to dekhi Kuntaladi?” jignasao korben na. ekhon apnader byangobidruuper tarif korar moto abosthay nei ami.

Bodole jodi doyalu mukh kore pithhe haat rekhe jante chan erokom sondeho howar karoN ki, tobe se proshner uttor dite raji achhi. karoNta hochchhe, chhotobelay ke jeno sujog peye gnan diyechhilo je jwor naki rog noy, roger uposorgo matro. arthat kina jwor hole bujhte hobe anyo kichhu ekta gol bedhechhe kothao, shoriirer abhyontore, tar-i jere kopaler taap choRchoRiye baRchhe, naakkaan diye holka berochchhe, khali khali mone hochchhe lepmuRi diye shuye poRi.

Sotyomithye bicharer bhar kaar janina, amar noy. ami kichhu janina. Biology boi dekhle amar tokhono kanna peto, ekhono paay. dekhar dorkar hoyna, mone poRai jotheshto. je boiyer prothom chapter-er naam “Saaloksongshlesh o Shwason” tar sathe ami jiibonbhor konorokom somporko rakhte chaina.

Layman hisebe etuku shudhu bolte pari, na jene kono kichhukei uRiye dewa thik noy. bola jayna hoteo to pare? amra ar kototukui ba jani bolun? Science-i ba kototuku jane? hoyto sotyi khater tolay juju achhe, hoyto sotyi ChNader ulto pithhtay jetay ekhono karo paa poReni sekhane pakachulo ekta buRi bose bose chorka katchhe, hoyto sotyi Himalayer kono khNajer aRale ekta chhotto bachcha Yeti ekla bose snowman banachche. hoyto apnar moto ekta khelar songii jutle tar bhoyanok anondo hobe?

Hoyto sotyisotyi jwor shudhu jwor noy, anyo kono gobhiir asukher barta?

Nah, baire theke kichhu bojha jachchhe na. jeta jekhane jerokom thakar kotha serokomtai achhe amar. khNyada naak naker jaygay, kutkute chokh chokher jaygay, gaalbhorti broNor daaggulo-o gune gune protyeke class-e esechhe. kebol mathar chul uthhe gechhe aro ko’gachha. se uthhukge, o na uthhlei borong chintar kotha.

Atoeb baki roilo bhetorer asukh. jader chokhe dekha jayna. buker opor kaan patle haaporer moto awaj shona jayna. aalto angul buliye shaat shaat bola jayna. fNu dite dite molom lagano jayna. sesob asukh jara ni:shobde, agochore, kure kure jhNajhra kore dey.

Ei boyose shokto byaram badhle ki hobe, amar baba maake ke dekhbe, tNader sompotti kon bhuute lutepute khabe esob bhebe bhebe dushchintay amar nawakhawa mathay uthhechhe.

Aboshyo kothata ektu bhul holo. goto soptahe mowka peye 7-er jaygay 5 din snan korechhi bote, kintu khawa diye se khamti pushiye nichchhi. dedar khachchhi. Soup banate shikhechhi ekrokom nije nijei, fridge-e ja toritorkari achhe sob ketekute saucepan-e teler moddhye dhele di. dubar khunti neRei nun, golmorich, Italian Seasoning (tobei bujhun, apni ki bhabchhilen Kuntala dubela Maggi khay bole gourmet rannabanna janena?) ar jhNakiye jhNakiye khanikta Chicken Boullion Granules (bollam, rannata bhalo) diyei ekbati jol. jol gobgobiye phute uthhle ek khabla Top Ramen tip kore tar moddhye chhNuRe dewa. byas. ranna shesh. ar jodi ekkebare dokaner moto khete chan tahole sheshe dhonepata dite paren. jetake Food Blogger-era garnish bolen. tahole sotyi-i byas. kella phote.

Soja kina? Kuntala blog-e shokto recipe post kore ei apobad keu dite parbena.

Tarporeo ar ektu kaaj baki thake aboshyo. rannaghorer alo nibhiye, heat baRiye, pithher pechhoner balishtake thabRa mere phuliye-phNapiye, tate helan diye du paa samne mele, koler opor laptop-take ador kore bosiye, bNahaater chetor opor soup-er baati bosiye, t-a-a-a-r-p-o-o-r abosheshe daanhaater chamoch diye se soup-e chhotto chhotto chumuk. gorom dhNoya choshmar kNache jome jhapsa YouTube. T-Shirt diye muchhe nilei hobe.

Punoshcho: post-ta shesh kore bujhte parchhi, hoyni. shuru, majhkhan, shesh, konokhantai. kintu sotyi bolchhi amar ar dhoirjo nei. eta sei post-gulor ekta chhilo jeta gotadin dhore khepe khepe, theme theme likhte hoyechhe. joghonyo. ki ar kora. apnara jate raag na koren tai ghush hisebe antime soup niye ekta quotation gNuje dichchhi. jar tar noy, swoyong Beethoven-er.

"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup."

Serechhe.

Kushal sangbad

2012-02-05T04:13:00.008-05:00

Kemon achhen sobai? ami bhalo achhi, anek. sokoler shubhechchar toRe Flu deshchhaRa, ami pher changa. kotokhani? ekkhuni mathhe neme ekdome 90 minute football khele dewar moto.

Amader Banti abar science-e bishwas kore kina, bollo, “fooh, shubhechchhay abar shoriir sare naki? bokar moto kotha bolona to. serechhe oshudhe. majhrattire thengiye giye CVS theke oshudh ene dilam mone nei? amake kono credit chao na keno boloto kichhutei?”

Bole credit-er apekkhay na theke tar bodole amar baati theke ekkhabla muRi-chanachur tule niye chibote laglo. amlanbodone.

Bujhun abostha. asustho didir jonyo oshudh ene diye abar kritognotar dabi. ekei bole ajkalkar chhele.

Kintu ami jehetu anekkaler, ami bishwas kori shoriir sarate oshudhtai sob noy. Kalidadu aro ek dhap egiye bolten, “oshudhta asole kichhui noy.” nije Homeopathic daktar hoyeo. dadu thakten pasher paRay. jar naam chhilo LiluahpaRa. paRar 90% lok Liluah-r rail- karkhanay kaj korten bole orokom naam. Kalidadur baRite dadu dida chhaRao thakten tNader saat meye, saat jamai, ar noy noy koreo antoto satero jon natinatni.

Amar tokhon protyek soptaher ematha omathay ekbar kore ga-chhNyakchhNyak ar chokh-chholchhol hoto. maayer koRe angul dhore dadur kachhe oshudh nite jetam. khude khude gulir moto oshudh, jotno kore banano sada kagojer puriyay pora. jotokkhoN puriya banano cholto, dadu maayer sathe anorgol kotha bole jeten, dadur saat meye pala kore ese amar gaal tipe jeto, ar ami ashesh birokti mone chepe ghaR uNchu kore dewale tangano kalo frame-e bNadhano mohapurushder chhobi dekhe timepass kortam.

Gandhiji, Nehru, Netaji, Bibekananda, Shyamaprasad, Ashutosh, Deshbandhu, Matangini Hajra, Moulana Azad, Vallabhbhai Patel, Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan. sobai dewal theke kotmotiye cheye thakten amar dike. dadu puronoponthii manush chhilen, bishwas korten bonsai bNashgachh kingba kNathastitch-er Ganesher theke mohapurushder chhobi grihosojjar upokoroN hisebe beshi kajer. ghor sajano-o holo, choritrogothon-o.

Puriya haate dhoriye dadu alpo jhNuke amake jigges korten, “ki korle bhalo hoye jabe bolo dekhi dadumoni?” bole amar uttorer apekkha na korei bolten, “gorom gorom jinispotro khabe, ice cream khawar bayna korbe na, mon diye poRashona korbe ar baba maayer kotha akkhore akkhore mene cholbe.”

Shoriir sarbe jokhon tar sarar ichchhe hobe tokhon. oshudh kheleo, na kheleo.

Ei jemon amar sere gelo. apnader comment poRlam, e-mail dekhlam, ar Shampar kothamoto anek anek fluids goladho:koroN korlam. cha, coffee, H₂O, tyaltele Maggi. shoriir baap baap bole bhalo hoye gelo.

Tobe gurujonera bolen sobkichhu naki soiye soiye kora bhalo, kajei ekkhuni shoriirer opor beshi jobordosti kora thik hobena. aj ei phNakibaji post-ta likhlam, purodome baje kotha kalporshu theke shuru korbo, hNya? somoy to achhe adhel. amio achhi, apnarao achhen jani.

Dekha hobe, ta ta.

SongkromoN

2012-02-01T21:05:00.023-05:00

Sokal theke dibbi chhilo sobkichhu. jemonti thakar kotha. jothaniyome ghum bhengechhe, bhengei kanna peyechhe je soptahota dhhikdhhikiye etokkhoNe mote Budhbare ese pNouchhechhe, aro t-i-n-d-i-n office jete hobe. uchchhe-chibono mukh niye baRi theke beriye 4 tola neme ese sondeho hoyechhe, roj jekhantay sondeho hoy, dorjay chabita ghuriyechhilam? nijeke abhishap dite dite abar uthhechhi sNiRi thengiye dorja poriikkha korte.

Potheghate office time-er manansoi bhiR. kichhu abibechok public escalator-e poth atke dNaRiye royechhe. roj-i jemon thake. cholonto sNiRir haate nijeder bhagyoke sNope diye. ghaR ghuriye dekhchhe edikodik. sNiRi jotokkhoNe opore pNouchhobe totokkhoNe pNouchholei jeno cholbe tader. sNiRi cholle jeno nijeder cholte nei. ar dNaRabi to ekdik ghNeshe dNaRa, ta noy. nijerao jabena, amakeo jete debena.

Office-e dhuke dhNai kore bag namiye rekhe, scarf, jacket, dastanar bormo theke nijeke mukto kore ek cup akothyo baroyari coffee jogaR kore niye ese online hoi. praNe etokkhoNe ektu shantijol poRe. deshbidesher khobor ni. Hollywood, Bollywood. Office-e dhiire dhiire gungun baRte thake. rojkar moto Amrita dorja thele gola baRiye Bangali-tuto aalap jhaliye jay. “ki khobor?”

Ar tokkhuni, ekgaal hese ghaR neRe “ei to bhaloi” bolte giyei ter pai, khobor bhalo noy. ghaRe asojhyo byatha. matha school-er sports-er ‘shot put’-er ball-tar moto bhari. ektu porei aar naak diye kaaj chole na. mukh khule hNaporer moto ni:shwas proshwas nite hoy amake.

Tarpor juddhoghoshoNar kamangorjoner moto porpor 3 khana prokando hNachir sathe sathe ami dhorashayii hoye poRi. Seasonal Influenza, ba flu, ba samanyo sordikashi, je namei dakun na keno, tar aakromoNe.

Aapatoto grihobondii. khater opore, leper tolay. dubela Maggy pothyo cholchhe. sotyi bolte ki mondo lagchhe na. poRashunoy phNaki marar ar ghor agochhalo rakhar ekta jutsoi ajuhaat jutechhe. aporadhbodh-mukto mone dedar YouTube dekhchhi. maake office kamai koriye pashe bosiye rekhe kopale haat bolate parle aro bhalo hoto aboshyo. kintu khete pele shute chawata manusher swobhab. tai se kotha beshi mone korchhina.

Apnara amake shubhechchha pathan, jeno aro kichhudin kaat hoye katate pari. boRobelar shoriir kharap, haategona, tai adorer. sere to uthhtei hobe dudin bade, ekhon kodin moja lute newa jak.

And they lived .....

2012-01-29T07:17:00.014-05:00

Aj amar baba maayer 35-tomo bibahobarshikii.

Aro kayda kore kothata paRbo bhabchhilam. diirgho dampotyo, jiiboner bondhur pothe haat dhore hNatahNati hyanatyana, kintu konobhabei amar moner sothik bhabta prokash kora jachchhilo na. jeta hochchhe,

35? WHAT!! TOMRA KI SUSTHO LOKJON? KI KORE PARLE?

Amar baba maayer amar sathe swobhabe-choritre konoi mil nei kina, tNara sob kothai seriously nen. amar proshnotao seriously niye jobab dilen, “na parar ki achhe? biyei to, Everest choRa to ar noy. kingba khali haate bagh bhaluker sathe juddho korao noy.”

Maa sujog peye amake ekbar khNocha diye nen, “kingba ekla ghore bose bose internet dekhe timepass korar moto bitikichchhiri-o noy.”

Jeno bollei ami bishwas korchhi arki.

Jai hok, amar bishwas-abishwasta ekhane prosongo noy. prosongota hochchhe ajker dinta dhorle, amar baba maa eke oporer sathe ek chhader tolay 35 bochhor katiye dilen. shurur maaskoyeker mon dewanewa ar majhkhane chakrisuutre 2-4 bochhorer tuktak badhabighno baad dile.

Tana 35 bochhor.

Byaparta amar aro atyashchorjo lagchhe ei jonyo je amar baba maa ar jai hon, Made for Each Other, e durnam tNader ati boRo shotruo dite parbena. doirgho prostho aakritir kotha to chheRei dilam, swobhabeo ekjon jodi hon sumeru, anyojon tobe khub komiye bolleo Uttamasha Antariip. Uttam-Soumitra, Brazil-Argentina, Trinamool-are dhur jana achhe sob byatai jochchhor, Bangla medium-Ingriji medium, emonki meye Honours-e ki nebe, Economics na Bangla, ekti byapareo tNader ekmot hote dekhini ami. aj porjonto.

Prithibiir matite amar hNetechole beRanor ei 31ta bochchhore.

Tobu tNara tNike gelen. chNechiye jhogRa kore baRi mathay kore, porosporer proti himshiitol silent-treatment proyog kore, office theke pherar pothe eke oporer jonyo Debabratar cassette ar shirt-er piece kine ene bhaab kore, hesegeye, kheyedeye, amar biruddhe eker por ek sophol shoRojontro rochona kore tNara bohal tobiyote tNike gelen.

Shudhu tNiklen-i na, ekbochhor paRay TVr dekhadekhi ‘sera dompoti’ protijogita hoyechhilo, tate naam diye first prize-o bagiye enechhilen. porer bochhorguloy ar naam dile na keno jante chaway baba haai-taai tule bolechhilen, “ki hobe, bakidero to ektu jetbar chance dite hobe, naki?”

Moner mil na thakle ki hobe, confidence achhe 16 aanar opor 18 aana.

Sarthok somporko goRar pechhone swami-striir paarosporik compatibility ityadir proyojoniiyotar kotha tulte dujonei dNat baar kore hasen. jeno bhari mojar kotha kichhu bola hoyechhe. tarpor ektu theme bolen, “tumi achho je Sona, amader dujoner sobtheke boRo compatibility. sobtheke boRo mil.”

Er uttore bhyabachyaka kheye, ki bolbo bhebe na peye ami phone rekhe di. rakhar poreo golar kachhta kirokom chinchin kore. chokher bhetor baalir moto kisob kichkich kore.

SadharoNoto byaktigoto alochona eRiye jai, tobu kodin aage ki bhebe sohokormiike ei 35 bochhor puurtir golpota bolechhilam. shune prothomta tinio amar motoi aNtke uthhlen. ekshobaar ahmaaazing-tuhmaazing bole sheshkale bollen, “touchwood koro, jeno karo nojor na lage.” shune ami haasbo na kNadbo bhebe pelam na. nojor lagbe? amar babamaayer somporke? kaar? ar legei ba ki hobe? tNara hothat jhogRa badhiye eke oporke divorce diye alada alada thakte jaben? ekhon? ayaddin bade?

Sotyi bolte ki seta ei 35 bochhor eksathe thakar chaiteo beshi udbhot byapar hobe.

Amar baba maayer eke oporke chhaRa goti nei. sara jiiboner moto Favicol diye sNete dewa hoyechhe tNader, 35-i hok, ki 53, palabar poth bondho.

Bhagyis.

...happily ever after.

Du:kher kotha

2012-01-27T05:37:00.010-05:00

Bochhorer kon somoyta sobtheke kharap lage jigges korle ami nirdwidhay bolbo ei somoyta. ei January-r sheshtuku. asha akangkkha shopoth protishrutigulo beshi purono hoyni kintu notun bhabta itimoddhyei chote gechhe. bhulchuk sariye phutiphata bujiye jiibontake abar ke-jane-kobekar moto jhokjhoke korar jonyo haate somoy poRe achhe mattor 11 maas. ar sobtheke maratmok du:songbadta hochchhe je ekmaas kete jawar por buker moddhye ekta ashonisongket ter pachchhi je ei bochhortao thik ager bochhorgulor motoi katte cholechhe.

Arthat kina jemon chhilo sobkichhu temon-i thakbe abikol. jaha 2011, tahai 2012. amar hoddo boring bNeche thakata tar somosto khNut, khamti, byarthota, hotasha niye jekhane thomke chhilo sekhanei theme thakbe, ek inchi egobena. ar amar iirshay jhapsa hoye jawa chokher samne diye baki sobai tader phule phole dhono dhanye bikoshito jiiboner hasi kanna othha poRa niye shonshon kore bhobishyoter dike chhute jabe.

Ami pother pashe dNaRiye dNaRiye fyalfyaliye dekhbo. hNadar moto.

Kara era? kara odiker aisle-e dNaRiye chapa golay khilkhil kore hase? kara golay rongchonge scarf pNechiye subway-r sNiRi beye bijoyiir moto uthhe ase roj sokal bikel? kara tempo-r mathay tiranga uRiye hoihoi kore Prajatantra Dibase picnic korte jay? kader blog-er patay patay tader poripuurNo jiiboner namcha diner por din aNka hote thake?

Amar je noy, seta apnara bujhtei pere gechhen etokkhoNe. antoto ajker post-e to noy-i. aj amar official monkharaper din. ghorbhorti khelnar majhkhane paa chhoRiye bose, amar esob bisri pocha khelna chaina bole thNot phuliye kannar din. or keno sob achhe amar keno kichchhu nei bole self-pity-te jorojoro howar din.

(Self pity-r Bangla ki hobe? jana thakle janaben anugroho kore.)

Apnara bujhben bhorsay likhchhi. bujhe nijoguNe marjona kore deben. ar jodi ichchhe kore, tobe amar mathay ektu haat-o bulote paren. pithh alto kore chhNuye bolte paren, sob to thik-i achhe Kuntala, kichhu to bigRoyni kotthao. Sobar jiiboner pass fail-er maapkathiiguloto ek noy.

Bechara Kuntala, du:khii Kuntala, here bhuut Kun.......

“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”

Du:kher gojodontominar huRmuRiye dhose poRe ar ami nijeke baRir dorjar samne abishkar kori.

“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”

Ato du:kher moddhyeo bhagyer chhappor phNuRe samne ese poRa sujogtake chinte bhul hoyna amar. Kuntalar asohoniiyo astitwer kholos chhNiRe beriye nijeke ‘Ahmed’s sister’ bole duniyar kachhe chaliye dewar mokkhom sujog. Identity bodle mohanogoriir jonaroNye bemalum mishe jawar. mone mone ami nijeke sei churi kora identity-te sposhto dekhte pai. Ahmed-keo. golgal motasota shantoshishto amar theke boyose ektu beshi-i chhoto bhaitake. bikele khelte jawar aage tar gaal tipe dhore ami chul aNchRe dichchhi.

“Are you Ahmed’s sister?”adhoirjo gola abar jante chay. proshnokortar dike takate giye ghaR besh khanikta nichu korte hoy amay. shondamarka ekti balok komore haat diye bhuru kNuchke takiye ache.

Asombhob lobh hoy janen. hNya bole dite. moner bhetor sotyi-mitthyer dhundhumar tug-of-war shuru hoye jay, hridpindo bhoyanok jore jore laphay, mathar bhetor bhalomondo thikbhul sob guliye ghonto hoye jay, ar amar kromosho shukiye morubhuumi howe jawa golar bhetor theke gultir moto chhitke beroy, “No.”

Nijer kanke nijei bishwas korte parina ami. gordobh kothakar.

PoriNoti ja hobar tai hoy. Shonda balok britha somoy noshto na kore chhut lagay. ami nijeke tante tante tala khule ghore dhuke Sofa-r kachhe aatmosomorpoN kori. du:kher bojha ar boite na pere.

Baire theke kochi golar chNechamechi kane ase. khela jome uthhechhe. hotobhagyo Ahmed-ke chhaRai. huRmuR, dhupdhap, thelatheli, hasahasi. Sofar opor chitpat hoye poRe ami tol paina, eto sukhe ki kore thake ora? ki kore thaktam ami?

Ekta bochhorer sathe arekta bochhorer kono parthokyo thakto na bolei hoyto, ke jane. konta ‘89, konta ‘90, konta ‘91 kichhui to mone nei. khali mone achhe maroon tunic, ar tarpor khoyeri paaRer sada shaRi. Shikkhaniketan, tarpor Bidyaniketan. bNete thakte dine 4te period, tarpor khanikta lomba hote 7ta kore. Shiit Grishmo Borsha Sharat-o guliye gechhe. khali mone achhe bochhore ekbar kore School-er mathh juRe RadhachhuRar holud chador. sokal sondhye kichchhu nei, achhe khali 10ta bochhor joRa ek diirgho dupur, ar dupur-rode moner sukhe khele beRachchhi ami. Sunscreen chhaRai.

Sofa chheRe uthhe haat paa dhuye, jama-tama chheRe, apnader kachhe ghyanghyan kore kNaduni gaite giye etokkhoNe amar monkharap pogarpar hoye gechhe. ekhon ko’din nishchinti. jotodin na samner bochhorer January-r shesh soptahota aschhe abar.

Protishrutir proyojoniiyota

2012-01-23T13:43:00.012-05:00

Kichhu kichhu jhoR asar agei ter pawa jay je jhoR aschhe.

Khub kayda kore jeno shaarodiiya uponyas likhchhi emon bhab kore oporer line-ta likhlam bote, kintu sotyi kothata holo je seta sob jhoRer agei ter pawa uchit. kotthao kichhu nei, fotfote akash, furfure hawa, hothat porer muhuurtei chardik kalo kore jhoR-tor uthhe, dhuulo-tulo uRe, shaRi-taRi pasher baRir bagane uRe giye eksha, e kebol TV Serial-ei howa sombhob, kingba third class uponyase. bastober sathe or kono somporko nei. sob jhoRer agei chhader pNachile shukote dewashaRi namiye anar dedar sujog thake, sob poriikkhay fail marar agei poRashona korar aphurontosomoy pawa jay, sob prem phuriye jawar agei phone asonkhyobaar beje beje no-reply hoye phire ase.

Ekhon ami jodi kichhutei se sob lokkhoN dekhbo na poN kore duhaate chokh tipe bose thaki, se daayta agapashtola amar, premer noy. premiker to noy-i.

Amar maa-o ter peyechhilen. je ekta kichhu durdoibo ghonate cholechhe. tNar prem ebong prem-porobortii biyeta dibbi nirbighne nishponno hoyechhilo, kintu tar abyobohito porei bidhi bNeke boslen. ekebare raambNeka jake bole. Banerjii bongsho pray lopat howar jogaR holo. daktar bodyi dakadaki, haspatal Nursinghome chhotachhuti, maayer chokher niche andhokar, babar gaale saatdiner na-kata daRi. begotik dekhe amar thakuma aasore namlen. ingriji poRa adhunik chhele-puutrobodhuuke kichchhuti na janiye, baRite porar shaRita palte, ekta riksha deke nijei chole gelen Konnagarer Shakuntala kalir mondire.

Giye bhoktibhore golay aNchol joRiye bNadhano shaaner opor matha thekiye chokh buje thakuma biRbiR kore bollen, “maa, ekta bongshodhor jodi dao to tomar ‘jagroto’ naam rokkha pay. khNedi pNechi, kana-khNoRa, mota-bNete jahoy kichhu ekta pathhao maa, tomake ami pore khushi kore debo.”

Shakuntala maa challenge-ta niyechhilen kina promaN korar upay nei, kintu bochhor ghurte na ghurtei je haspatal chNechiye mathay tule, sotyi sotyi ekkhana khNedipNechi kalokuchchhit bongshodhor ese thakumar baRano dui haater abhedyo aashroye sNedhiye giye gNyat hoye boslo, goto 31 bochhor dhore se promaN protimuhuurte pachchhen amar baRir lok. haatenaate. haaRe haaRe.

Kono kono oitihasiker mote oi Shankuntala thekei amar naam Kuntala. Shakuntalai rakha hoto, kintu pouraNik Shakuntalar jiibonta jerokom durghotonapuurNo, naamer chhNoyach lege jodi naatnir jiibontao durbhagyer chhaya naame, sei bhoy chhilo thakumar. ar tachhaRa amar tirikkhimejaj thakurda jhNajhiye uthhe bolechhilen, naamer shurutei ‘shokun’? e abar kemondhara? jottosob. ekmatro mohilader mathatei edhoroNer joghonyo idea aasa sombhob, ityadi probhriti.

Agotya sobdik bhebechinte, shokun baad diye kebolmatro Kuntala-y settle kora holo. saap-o morlo lathiio bhanglo na.

Tarpor to Bali bridge-er tola diye koto jol boye gelo, Shakuntala mondirer chatal koto bolir pNathar rokte kotobar bhese gelo, ami koto ghaater jol kheye habdubu holam, thakurda morei gelen, baba maayer matha kromosho sada hoye gelo, ar amar thakumar 5 foot 8 inchir taantaan shoriirta kNujo hote hote abosheshe shojya nilo.

Ekhon thakuma saradin shuye thaken. joler bichhanay. thakumar shoriirer sathe ekgada nol lagano thake. ekta nol thakumake khaway, ekta ni:shwas neway. thakumar duto haat, je dutor bhetor ami uRe ese juRe bosechhilam anumoti-tonumotir toyakka na korei, se haatduto bichhanar sathe nishpraN mishe thake. amar maa baba roj raate buker moddhye durdur bhoy niye shute jan.

TNader bhoy pawar kono karoN nei aboshyo, karoN ek, Purir pandar bhobishyodbaNii, ar dui, amar thakuma eto sohoje juddhokkhetro chhaRar banda non. shoriir taal miliye cholte pareni to ki hoyechhe, mostishko ekhono tontone. thakuma shuye shuyei khobor nichchen Mamatar rajotwo kemon cholchhe, paRay kader baRite kon jhogRa bedhechhe, Sonar jonyo chhele pawa gelo kina.

Sonar kotha uthhtei thakuma maake aro ekbar 31 bochhor ager sei protishrutir kotha mone koriye diyechhen. jeta tini Shakuntala kalibaRir baranday kore esechhilen. kajekorme byastotay somoy boye gechhe, debotake dewa kotha ar rekhe othha hoyni. ekta Shanibar dekhe jeno maa bhalo kore pujo diye asen. shuddho mone.

Shune theke amar mone hochchhe ebar hoyto amar pala. kauke dewa protishrutir bodole thakumar jonyo aro kichhudiner sustho jiibon cheye newar.

Slogan o cycle

2012-01-20T02:21:00.019-05:00

Ekta manush jiibone jekota interesting kaaj korte pare, tar beshiirbhag-i korini ami. hostiiprishthhe chepe Kajiranga bhromoN, gonjika sebon, Olypub gomon, Bungee jhNapon, Everest choRon, Slogan deon.

Shunechhi slogan dite naki jobbor lage. laglei bhalo, noyto JNUr oi haaR khotkhotano shiiter raate je becharara michhil kore “Jab Tak Suraj Chand Rahega” chNechate chNechate campus poribhromoN korto, tader opor amar dwiguN koruNa hobe. ami kokkhono osob jhamelay jetam na. Tindar torkari ar ruti kheye moner du:kho mone chepe sotan ghumote chole jetam.

Slogan dewar sukh amar kopale nei, koshto holeo etai nijeke bujhiyechhilam ami.

Kintu achirei poristhiti bodlate cholechhe. achire mane ekkhuni.

SOPA PIPA NIPAT JAK. SOPA PIPA-r KALO HAAT BHENGE DAO, GNURIYE DAO.

SadharoNoto esob byapare ami bishesh uttopto hoina, ja hochchhe hote dao boss amar kii, eitai amar astitwer unique and stable equilibrium, kintu ta bole Wikipedia-r opor thaba poRbe ar ami bose bose dekhbo, eta hote dewa jayna. sei je 24 ghontar blackout-e koto kichhu jana holo na amar, e kkhoti jiibone ar purbe? gota ek diner GK-r quota shuuNyo roye gelo, se phNaki jiibone ar bhorbe?

Atoeb ami amar protibad janiye rakhlam. sojore.

Alright, protibad shesh. abar baje kothay phire asa jak. kotokichhu interesting abhignota hoyni ejiibone bhabte giye ekta purono du:kho mathachaRa diye uthhlo. ami aj porjonto ektao lottery jitini. serechhe, apni ki bhabchhen, Rishra station-er pasher oi sondehojonok khupri dokanguloy amar niyomito ghoraghuri chhilo? Counter-er epashe opashe bhiR kore kotogulo chhele dNaRiye thakto sorbokkhoN, Bangal bhashay kotha bolto ar biRi phNukto. majhemajhe druto haate taaser moto kisob chalachali khela hoto counter-er opor. druto haate ar sotorko chokhe.

Nah, osob interesting donake jawar moto merudondo chhilona amar. tachhaRa lottery kinte hole School theke pherar pothe rikshabhaRar jonyo boraddo 2.50 takar goribi-bhata theke 1 taka khoroch korte hoto. gaayer rokto jol kore rojgar kora se taka lottery-r pechhone baje khoroch na kore, seta diye “electric nun” kine khawata borong anek bichokkhoN bole mone kortam ami.

Kintu nijer ticket kinini bole ki, anyer lottery ticket kine dewar abhignota achhe amar. guchchho guchchho.

Amar sejokaku chhilen amader baRir, bhalo kore bolle “interesting” sodosyo, baje kore bolle “black sheep”. Class 8-e babar bokuni kheye paliye Madras Mail-e uthhe poRechhilen, khalihaate dakatder sathe marpit korechhilen, ar uthhti boyose paRar bhetorei 3-4 te prem namiye phelechhilen.

Prem kora niye bishesh apotti chhilona karur-i, se korechhen korun, mushkilta hoyechhilo je segulo sob eksathe namiyechhilen kaku. bolai bahulyo poriNoti khub ekta sukher hoyni. kakur pokkhe, kakur premikader pokkhe ebong amar babar pokkheo. premikader babara ese kakur naame nalish kore kore amar babar kaan jhalapala kore diyechhilen.

Jai hok, modda kotha hochchhe, amar interesting sejokakur lottery kenar bhalo abhyestao chhilo. soptahe ekti kore. amio jetam kakur pichhu pichhu. Lottery-te utsaho chhilo bole noy, kakur cycle-er samne chapa jeto bole. babar kachhe subidhe hotona, kintu sejokakur cycle-er ghonti bajanor abaadh anumoti chhilo amar. samne byasto pothocharii, dulkichaler goru, niriiho chhagolchhana jai asuk na keno, ami sorboshokti proyog kore praNpoNe ghonti bajatam. dokane giye kaku sei sondehojonok chhelegulor sathe du-charte kushol binimoy korten, karo kaan mule diten, karo pithh chapRe diten. tarpor amar dike ekta lottery boi baRiye diye bolten, “er theke ekta pata bachho to Sonamoni.”

Kintu amar kina lottery jeta ba jetanor kopal nei, tai bechara kaku kokkhono ekti takao jetenni. sheshmesh dhuttor bole sob chheRechhuRe aadanun kheye chakrir poriikkhay bose bose ekkhana chakri jutiyeo phellen tini. prothom maser maine peye thakuma ar maayer jonyo shaRi kine enechhilen mone achhe. tobe tarcheyeo beshi mone achhe, gate-er samne dNaR korano jhokjhoke laal ronger Hero Ladies’ cycle-tar kotha. moner sukhe jetar ghonti bajate bajate ami Rishrar aligoli choshe beRiyechhilam anekdin.

Punoshcho: bhalo kotha, SOPAr bhalo naamta nishchoy janen apnara sobai, Stop Online Piracy Act. PIPA-r ta janen ki? PROTECT IP Act. ekhanei shesh noy. PROTECT-ero ekta bhalo naam achhe. Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property. romhorshok, tai na? eto ghoralo naamwala aainer uddeshyo je pNyachalo hobe tate ar sondeho kii?

ElopathaRi Mongolbar

2012-01-17T09:38:00.007-05:00

Apnara matha jhNakiye bhuru kNuchke bhabchhen nirghat, erokom kono Mongolbarer kotha to jonme shunini baba. agei bolechhilam apnader sathe amar abishwasyo mil. karoN amio shunini.

JNara bhalo likhiye, se godyo podyo jai likhun na keno, tNara shobdo niye nanarokom karikuri korte paren. ekkhuni e shobder mundu kete o shobder dhoRe juRe dilen, to or borNona dite giye tar hokker bisheshoN bemalum chaliye dilen. swoirachar jake bole.

Jhomjhome raat, khoskhose haasi, tongtonge mejaj, nishpishe jibh.

Jesob jibhera poroninda porochorcha korar jonyo sorboda nishpish kore, jemon amader Shukrobarer addar member-der jibhgulo, tader borNona korar jonyo nishpishe kothata byabohar kora hobena keno, eta amar nyajyo proshno.

Ostad likhiyera swobhabotoi shobdo niye kheladhuuloteo ostad. Sunilbabur ekta kobitar line poRechhilam (anekdin age poRechhilam kina, tai uddhriti chinho dichchhina), ekta golap golaper moto phute achhe. sotyi-i to, golap phul ar kiser motoi ba phute thakte pare? aneker premikar gaal golaper moto hoy shunechhi, kintu protibeshiir chhader tobe phute thaka golap dekhe keu kauke “are, e to dekhchhi exactly amar premikar gaaler moto” bole chNechiye uthhte shunechhe? duniyar sorboshreshtho premikkeo? golaper tulona tante gele arekkhana golapke niye tanatani kora chhaRa goti nei.

Bujhiye bolle ki soja mone hoy to? athocho amar mathay aasto na kichhutei. Bantir borNona dite giye ami kichhutei “Banti thik Bantir motoi bachal” line-ta praNe dhore likhte partamna. hoy Bantike baad dite hoto, noyto bachalotar jaygata. anek bhebe, matha chulke, pen kamRe, katakuti kore khatar pata akothyo nongra kore sheshmesh hoyto likhe bostam, “Banti bhoyanok mitobhashii.”

Tobe nijer opor beshi kothhor hote chaina ami. amar kachh theke er theke beshi kichhu asha koreni keu, ami nijeo korini. osob chokh-dhNadhano bisheshoN proyog gurujonder jonyoi tola thak. anek sadhona chhaRa o jinis hoyna. niyom bhangte hole age niyom gule khete hoy. Rashid Khan jerokom kayda kore Bhairon-y achomka ekhana aalto shuddho Re lagiye ek-pandal raatjaga loker kolje ningRe haay haay baar kore ante parben, ar keu se cheshta korle ki hobe kolpona korte geleo kane angul dite hobe.

Kajei amar Mongolbarer age elopathaRi bosanoy bismoy prokash koratai apnader bhoyanok anyay hoyechhe. bhoyanok anyay.

Tobe elopathaRi shobdota ami je khali ostadi korte giye lagiyechhi, ba Banglasahityer namkoroNer mojagange biplober baan dakte giye, seta thik noy. otar ekta jukti achhe, ta se jotoi chhNedo hok.

Hoyechhilo ki, ki niye post likhbo kichhu bhebe pachchhilam na, athocho mon korchhilo likhi-likhi. tarpor bhablam durchhai, dumdam elopathaRi ja mone ase di likhe. ei jemon aj sokale office jawar pothe signal-e dNaRiye dNaRiye monta hothat kirokom bhiishoN bhalo hoye gelo, arektu holei chNechiye geye phelchhilam, emon bhalo. seta likhi. kingba sodyo songroho kora GK-ta apnader opor pholai. Pepsi naamta kotha theke esechhe bolun to? Pepsin bole ekta enzyme beroy apnar pet theke, jeta saradin apni ja ja khan sesob hojom korte sahajyo kore, seta theke.

Etodine porishkar holo jinista keno oto bodkhot khete.

Jai hok, ei hochche amar elopathaRi naamer itihas. ar aj jehetu Mongolbar, seta juRe diye naamtake arektu interesting korar anorthok procheshta korechhilam. dNaRayni, jothariiti.

Breaking news

2012-01-16T01:41:00.016-05:00

Amader shoishobe khobor pawa oto mukher kotha chhilo na. saradin adaR-badaR bon-jongol ghure ekdol lok khobor khNuje beRaten, amra tNader boltam ‘sangbadik’. sondhyebela khoborer bosta upuR hoto kagojer office-er baranday. tarpor shuru hoto bachhabachhi. bishwasjogyo ar gurutwopuurNo bhalobhalo khobor ekta jhuRite guchhiye rakha hoto, chhNeRaphata nongramoto batil khobor dNai hoto arekta jhuRite. tarpor majhraat abdhi uNchu uNchu gomgome ghore birat birat kalo kalo jontre se khobor chhapa hoto. chhapar age tader aro besh ko’bar jhaRaimochhai kora hoto jodio. khobor nirbhul holei to hobena shudhu, byakoroN ar banan bhul holeo chhichhikkar.

Ghore ghore kochi chhanaponara maa-babar dekhadekhi khelna chayer cup-e michhimichhi chumuk dite dite, jothasombhob gombhiir mukhe, tader chhotto shoriir pray dheke phela Anandabajarer khola pata himshim kheye samlate samlatei to reading poRte shikhbe. tader Banglabhashar bhobishyoter kothatao to kheyal rakhte hobe kagojwalader? saapbyang ekta kichhu chhepe dilei to cholbena?

Etosob kandokarkhanar por sheshraate truck, lorry, train, bus, cycle chepe khobor abosheshe amader baRir baranday ese mukh thubRe poRto. tatka khobor. haategorom khobor. ghoRar mukher khobor. kichhu kichhu khobor aboshyo TV ar radio station ghureo asto. amra segulo sokalbela office ar school-e jawar somoy chhutochhuti kore ready hote hote shuntam, kingba diner sheshe ruti-torkarir thala haate balance kore bose bose.

Se anekdiner kotha.

Ekhon to news byapartai uthhe gechhe. jani apni jhNapiye poRe bolchhen, uthhe gechhe kirokom? amar HDTV-r 700 khana channel-er moddhye 500 khanai bole kina news channel. 24X7 segulote chNechamechi kore aligoli, aaRapaRa, gramgonjo, deshbidesher news dekhano hochchhe. rajniiti, kheladhuulo, hasyokoutuk kichchhu baad poRchhe na. News uthhe gechhe bollei holo?

Ami biniito golay bolbo, aha ragen keno, toliye bhebe dekhun, ogulo ja dekhchhen tar ektao news na, sob breaking news. ar motamot. bisheshogner, pothcholti loker, victim-er, dushkriitokariir. kalkei baRi phire channel ghorate ghorate Bangla newschannel-e theme nicher breaking news-tir sathe molakat holo. akkhore akkhore ekhane likhe dichchhi.

Naktalay ekti neRir lyaje ghonta duyek age ke ba kara jeno potkar bandil bNedhe phatiyechhe, ghotonasthol theke report pathachchhen amader reporter amukdi, songe cameray achhen tomukda. bhoyanok byasto golay amukdi bolchhilen, “durghotonar por neRi-tike kintu kothao khNuje pawa jachchena, se kintu kothay gaa dhaka diyechhe. ghotonasthole kintu paRar sobai joRo hoyechhen, tNara kintu proshasoner biruddhe angul tulechhen je bewarish neRi ebong beaaini potka, duyeri kintu bhoyanok baRabaRi hoyechhe. tNara kintu baarbaar abhijog koreo kintu kono phol panni.” tarpor ghotonasthol theke press-er sticker aNta gaRi chepe tNara sthaniiyo thanar bharprapto police officer-er sathe dekha korte gelen. porobortii gontobyo sthaniiyo MLA-r baRi.

Amader aamole, agei bollam, eto sohoje khobor pawa jetona. bistor kathhkhoR poRate hoto. hNejipeji khobor hole to tao bNachoya, breaking news hole to bhulei jan. sotyi bolte ki breaking news kota shunechhi ami chhotobelay, haate gune bole dite pari.

Sei jokhon Rajiv Gandhi khun hoyechhilen, Leander Paes Olympics-e bronze peyechhilen, ar Ganeshthakur dudh kheyechhilen. byas. hoye gelo breaking news.

Tate aboshyo amar aphshosh nei. abhyes nei kina, breaking news-er chaite sadamata news shunei ami swosti pai beshi. bajar gorom na kore, paRa maat na kore, dhiiresusthe nichu golay jesob news bola jay, segulo shuntei beshi bhalolage amar.

Majhe majhe serokom shanto bhabei anek breaking news-o kane ase aboshyo. jemon dhorun goto bochhore amader deshe ar ektio notun Wild Polio songkramoNer khobor nothibhukto na howar khoborta. abosheshe. eta sotyi breaking news. Breaking, karoN ei jaygatay pNouchhote amader deshke ekta diirgho, durgom poth paar korte hoyechhe. dupaa egiye, pNach paa pichhiye. Breaking, karoN ei juddhota jitte amader 125 kotir desher shreNii, borNo, dhonii, gorib nirbisheshe sokoler milito angshogrohoNer proyojon hoyechhe. Amitabh Bachchan theke shuru kore, cycle chepe eker por ek internet-bihiin gram ghure beRano swasthokormii. sobbar.

Breaking, karoN erokom khobor amake amar charpasher desh-kaal-somosamoyik somajer abiram ghotonaprobaher proti asiim agnanotar dewal bhenge baar kore ane. chokkhulojjar matha khaiye gourober bhag nite amar desher baki sobar pechhon pechhon bhiR koray. adhikar thak na thak, Polio-mukto Bharat amar desh, eta bhebe ami ajkal khushi hoye achhi.

bhalomondor relativity

2012-01-13T01:55:00.010-05:00

Aro ghoraghuri, aro oRauRi, aro boktrita, aro amonojog. kortripokkher shyendrishti phNaki diye aj porjonto keu kokhono rokkha peyechhe bole shunini, ami to kon chhar. ager seminar-e kono guptochor nirghat dekhe phelechhilo, boktrita na shune ami P, Q, D, O pen buliye bhorat korchhi bose bose, opormohole giye lagiyechhe. kichhu lok thakei dekhben anyer sukh sojhyo korte parena. tai ebar amar ghaRe kaaj. bose bose je ja bolchhe sob shono, mone rakho, smritishokti kharap hole tukei rakho borong, karoN seminar ante report lekhar somoy ke ki bolechhe mone na poRle swoyong bhogoban-o tomake bNachate asben na.

Kono mane hoy?

Protishodh hisebe ami seminar theke dukhana extra pencil ar notepad hatiye enechhi. kar lyaje paa diyechhe, seta sobaike ebar ektu bujhiye dewa dorkar.

Nilu shikhiyechhilo jekono du:kher poristhitike ki kore sohoniiyo kore tulte hoy. ki kore jante chan? dhorun apnar bhoyanok gorom lagchhe. Hostel protishthhar somoy je ceiling fan lagano hoyechhilo, seta mathar opor kNyachkNoch kore ghurchhe bote, kintu Dillir May maser dupurbela o fan ghorao ja na ghorao tai. eki kotha. tonduri ununer kotha mone poRano single khate epashopash korte korte, dordoriye ghamte ghamte jokhon apni monosthir kore phelechhen, nah jotheshto hoyechhe, ebar aainshrinkhola poristhiti nijer haate newa dorkar, tokhon ghor theke beriye bathroom-e giye 5 minute dNaRiye thakun. emni emni-i. kono karoN chhaRai. bhoyanok koshto hobe, fan nei, janala nei, ekta ghulghuli porjonto na. dNate dNat chepe sojhyo korun. 5 minute pore ghore phire ese oi ashiitipor betorugii fan-tar tolay dNaRan abar.

Kirokom lagchhe? mone hochchhena keu aatorjol chhetano haatpakha diye apnake hawa korchhe? mone hochchhena goromer chhuti poRar din school theke pherar por fridge-e rakha aampoRa shorboter glass hate niye maa hasimukhe samne ese dNaRiyechhen? mone hochchhena shohorjoRa dabodaher moddhye hostel-er ei ghortuku apnar ekanto nijoswo chhayaghono morudyan?

Jiiboner kharap ghotonagulor mokabila korar ekmatro rasta hochchhe aro kharap ki hote parto seta kolpona kore hNap chheRe bNacha.

Amio tai korlam ei dudin. Nilur dekhano pothe hNatlam. praNpoN mono:songjog kore boktrita shunte shunte bhablam, er bodole boktrita diteo to bolte parto amake? tokhon ami ki kortam? dNaRiye dNaRiye ek auditorium loker abhishompat kuRono chhaRa?

Bhebebhebe ki aaram je laglo ki bolbo. mon diye, jotno kore, jhokjhoke ekkhana report likhe ‘send’ click korlam ei adhghonta agei.

Boktrita shona? kara bole kharap? jara bole tara nirghat nijera boktrita deyni kokhono.

takakoRi songkranto

2012-01-11T02:49:00.046-05:00

Amader baRite ekta aadyikaler trunk achhe. apnader baRiteo ache nishchoy. nei? hotei parena. khater tolata dekhben to ekbar bhalo kore. amader maayera biyer somoy joutuk (poN kothata emonki shunteo baje) hisebe je khatgulo songe kore niye asten, segulo dekhte bhoyanok gambat hoto bote kintu ekta subidhe chhilo je tar niche songsarer anekrokom dorkari jinis rakha jeto. aadyikaler trunk, Harmonium, shiiter jamakapoR bhora VIP suitcase, bichchhu bachchader thanda korar jonyo bhuutpret ityadi.

Modern juger minimalist khat. Clutter ebong bhuut free.

Buchididir meye majhe majhe control-er baire chole gele tader du-charteke thakuma ekhono deke pathan. “aay to juju, khater tola theke aay to, Diotima-r kaanduto mule diye jaa to.”

Diotima maane ki amake jigges korben na. ami janina, amar baRisuddhu keu janen na. Buchididio bolechhe janena naki. kintu naamer maane thakte hobe ei concept-tai bhoyanok boring ar backdated. kajei Diotima-i cholchhe.

Jai hok. maayer joutuke pawa khater tolay amar babar thakumar joutuke pawa trunk, sei trunk-er bhetor amar maayer biyer benarasi, amar thakumar biyer benarasi, amar thakumar shashuRi, jini oi trunk-er asol adhiishworii ar dewale jholano jNar sada-kalo chhobike ami “didimoNi” bole daki, tNar biyer benarasi paat kore guchhiye rakha achhe. sekaler benarasi bole kotha, apnader osob bomkai tomkai tader pashe dNaRate parbena. eto bochhor poreo se shaRir ronge ki jella, sonali sutor suukkhNo kolkay ki joulush. tulor moto norom mosriN gaaye naak dubiye dile napthalene-er gondho chhapiye ekhono kobekar ek biyer sondhyer phike hottogol kane ase. rajanigandhar subas, sorol kishoriir mathay bhoyanok jotil khNopa, gile-hata panjabi ar dhakka paaRer dhuti samle boRojethu nijei aasore neme poRechhen. sanai-tanaiyer awaj chhapiye tNar gola shona jachchhe, “ore mishti doita ekbar edike niye aaaaaay.”

Ekkale jokhon lokjon tader biyete nemontonno khete dakto amay, shaRi porbar moto important biye hole ami majhe majhe bhebe dekhtam thakumar moyuurkonthii ronger benarasi-ra pore gele kemon hoy. kintu saatpNach bhebe ar pora hoto na. mishti doi khawale tao ekta kotha chhilo. oi chicken Kiev ar adhgola vanilla ice cream-er prohosoner jonyo eto bhalo shaRi bhangar kono manei hoyna.

Osober jonyo bomkai-i thik achhe.

Dekhechhen, trunk-er kotha bolte giye benarasi shaRi niye poRechhi. shokher somajbignanira ekkhuni muchki hese bolben, "se to poRbei. shaRi dekhle meyeder mathar thik thakena janona? jotoi feminist hou na keno baba, hNu hNu, benarasi shaRi ar hirer angti, tomader goshpod. otei dubbe tomra sobai eke eke.”

Se tNara ja praNe chay bolunge, ami jeta bolte chaichhi seta hochchhe ami ajke didimoNir trunk ba tar bhetore jomano 3 projonmer benarasi shaRi niye goppo korte asini. jetar kotha goRatei bolbo bhebechhilam, eisob shaRitarir damadole poRe khamoka matha guliye gelo, seta hochchhe ekta hiseber khata.

Trunk-er bhetor benarasi shaRi ar ekgada napthalene-er pahaRer niche chapa poRe chhilo. ekbar baRi giye hNatke baar korechhilam. alubhaja chehara, bNadhai khule ekhan sekhan theke pata beriye esechhe. dekhlei sondeho hoy bhetore nirghat gopon dolil, pisimar prakbibaho prempotro esob golmele jinis lukono achhe. porer prempotro poRar lobhe shaRitaRi soriye besh guchhiye bose khata khule dekhi chithi-fithi kothay ki, khali khudi khudi aNyakabNyaka akkhore sarisari kisob lekha. guptodhoner sanket kina bhalo kore chokh kNuchke dekhte giye dekhi o hori, e je bajarer hiseb. tao abar sadhu Banglay lekha. 500 gram sorishar toilo, 100 gram jira, 50 gram dhonia esob lekha achhe khata bhorti kore.

Amar thakurdar hiseber khatata joruri dolil-dostabej noy bolei hoyto otake thik kore guchhiye rakha hoyni, meyeder shaRi jamakapoRer sathe abohelay mishe poRe royechhe, kintu ek arthe ota ekta bhishoN gurutwopuurNo dolil-o bote. protyekdiner hiseber opore lekha tarikh poriikkha korle sposhto bojha jay somoyer sathe sathe dhiire dhiire bajarer porimaN baRchhe, goyalar boraddo baRchhe, dhopar hiseb jog hochchhe, thakumar haaRbhanga khatuni tile tile komchhe.

Khatar gotiprokriti dekhle chokh buje bhobishyodbaNii kora jay je, ei bingsho-borshiiyo toruN, je kina ekhaate maayer trunk ar anyohaate choddo bochhorer kishorii stree-r haat sombolmatro kore Sealdah station-e ese nemechhe, se ekdin chhelepuleke poRashuno shikhiye, nijer paaye dNaR koriye, abosor newar mukhe shohortolite ekchilte jomi kine, baRi kore, ghorbhorti chhelemeye naati naatni rekhe shantite chokh bujbe.

Idnaing amar bank amake money management-er poramorsho dey. Free-te. Tab khullei pie chart, histogram, scatter plot-er chokhdhNadhano sombhar. amar jomakhorocher pattern-er dNatbhanga analysis kore haatenate dekhiye dey kothay kon khate amar koto bajekhoroch. shudhu tai noy, amuk saale tomuk model-er Mercedes Benz kinte gele amar ei maas thekei koto dollar koto cent kore jomano uchit, setao gune baar kore dey. nirbhul.

Gaayer rokto jol kore rojgar kora money, manage na korte parar ar kono baje ajuhat khatbe na amar ekhon theke.

Dekheshune sei trunk-er bhetorer hiseber khatatar kotha mone poRe gelo tai apnader bolte elam. bechara dadu. ar kota bochhor por jonmale onake roj bajar theke phire ese ar oto koshto kore hiseb likhte hoto na. bajarer tholi side-e chhNuRe phele aram kore shuye YouTube dekhte parten. majhe majhe kebol login kore dekhe niten jomakhoroch sob software-er poramorsho moto cholchhe kina. na cholle porer maas theke ektu adjust kore nilei hoye jeto, byas.

Naki byas noy? ke jane. moner bhetor ekhono ekta kkhiiN sondeho khochkhoch korchhe je pie chart-er theke dadur khatar kalikolomer hiseb hoyto beshi karjokorii. eto statistics pholanor adou kono dorkar achhe naki ‘aayer cheye kom byay koro’ ar ‘baje khoroch korona’, ‘mon kharap hole retail therapy-r shoroN na niye khola haway khanik jogging kore eso’ gochher pragoitihasik upodesh mone rakhlei jotheshto?

Confusion, confusion.

Gobhiir diner agobhiir post

2012-01-08T00:55:00.007-05:00

Practice-e ki na hoy. practice na thakleo je koto kichhu hoyna, bhaba jayna. ei jemon ajker dintar kothai dhora jak. sokal theke meghla, ni:jhum. Blinds khule rakhleo ja, na khulleo tai. ghorer bhetorta ekirokom abchhaya . tobu ami khulei rekhechhi, karoN ek aadhta pNuchke pakhi hothat hothat gholate akasher edik theke odik uRe jachchhe. byastosomosto hoye. je pakhir size joto chhoto tar byastota toto tunge.

Dekhchhi bose bose.

Prithibiir boyos jodi ar 15 bochhor kom hoto, tahole ajker dinta niye ami patar por pata likhe phelte partam. fosfosiye. ektuo hNochot na kheye. ‘mon’, ‘akaroN’, ‘keno ke jane’, ‘duur ajana’ gochher shobdo jonmodine pawa Chinese fountain pen-tar nib-er doga diye sroter moto beriye asto, matha jhNuke poRe khatar sathe mishe jeto, ektu pore hoyto fNosfNos kore boRo boRo ni:shwas poRto, golar kachhta byatha byatha korto, nonta joler phNota chokher kol upche poRe choshma-toshma jhapsa kore diye, sordi-tordi moto hoye giye...se ek bitikichchhiri byapar hoto arki.

Ki na, megh korechhe, pakhi uRechhe, ar amar boyos 15 chhNuyechhe kodin age.

Hormone bostuta sanghatik. kake diye je ki koriye ney kokhon, kichchhu bola jayna.

Bola jay na, megh-tegh dekhe hoyto 3 paragraph lomba ekkhana biroher kobitai likhiye nilo. apnio likhe phellen, agupichhu na bhebe. byas, khatay kolome nijer bokamor sakkhyopromaN roye gelo chirodiner moto. sadhe ki munirrishira bolechhen, শতং বদ, মা লিখ। (ingriji horofe horrendous dekhachchilo, tai Banglar shoroN nilam. du:khito, macbook.) ar likhleo premer kobita to khobordar likhona. sheshkale haaRbojjat mamato bhaiyer haate poRe jabe, ar jiibone baki jotobar mamabaRi jabe totobar tar bhuru-nachano, gaa-jwalano michke haasi soite hobe.

Jakge. je kotha hochchhilo.

Tokhon dekh na dekh bokar hoddo godyopodyo beriye asto kolom diye, ar aj eto ichchhe korchhilo dinta niye likhi, meghla akashtar borNona diye apnader bojhai je ajker dinta ki sundor, chardiker nistobdhota na jani koto gobhiir artho boye anchhilo, janalar bairer akasher biborNo tukrotar dike takiye moner bhetorta je sotyi sotyi kirokom kore uthhchhilo, nijer kopalke akunthho dhonyobad dichchhilam, bhagyis emon ekta dine ekla thakte parchhi, bhagyis charpashe swami sontan kajer masi chNya-bhNya kore kaner poka noRachchhena.....

Kichhutei parlam na. erokom ekta bhabgombhiir dineo amar 31 bochhorer shukno khotkhote duchokh ektuo bhije uthhlona, amar duhater kethho angulera erokom ekta birol, mon-bhalo-kora meghla diner chhobi aNkte parlona Ms Word-e. Bantike bolir pNatha kore fajlamo likhte likhte otai practice hoye gechhe arki. ja likhi tai fajlamo hoye jay.

Joghonyo. Sob oi hotochchhaRa Bantir dosh.

Bhabar moto, serious howao practice korte hoy. apnarao korun, noile sheshe amar moto kopal chapRate hobe ekdin. agebhagei sabdhan kore dichchhi.

Serious post lekhar aashay jol dhele mon kharap kore internet-er alitegolite ghure beRachchhi, hothat nicher dukhana link-er sathe dekha hoye gelo. Link bolle apoman kora hoy aboshyo. karoN or ekkhanay achhe George Orwell-er lekha ekta chhotto rochona, arekkhanay achhen swoyong Douglas Adams. duto rochonar ektai unifying theme.

Ki?

Cha. aro guchhiye bolle, chayer recipe.

Aagne hNya. somokaliin somaj rajniitike tiikkhno bidruupe chinnobhinno korenni, ba ekta chhotto shobde jiiboner maaneo bole denni, duti rochonay dujone kebol likhechhen ki kore ekcup sotyikarer cha banate hoy, jol kotokhani photate hoy, konrokomer cup-e se cha dhele khete hoy, ar sobtheke gurutwopuurNo byapar... chayer pore dudh dite hoy na dudher pore cha.

Orwell ba Douglas Adams-er lekha recommend korar asiim aaspordha nei amar, tobu bolchhi. Link-e click korun, poRun, poRan. chokh khule jak. bohudin age shona gaaner mastermoshaiyer aaptobakyota mone poRuk, “ore bhoktigeeti na laa-re-lappa, ki gaichhe seta kotha noy. ke gaichhe setai kotha.”

Kintu eNra byatikrom. ar byatikrom bolei niyomta aro ekbar promaNito hoy, je practice na thakle borshar diner borNona haat theke berobena kete phelleo. Bantike bhangiye sei ekgheye chyangRamo chaliye jete hobe. kajei apnara sobai serious howa practice korun. bela thakte thakte.

Crucial 2012

2012-01-05T23:52:00.017-05:00

Notun bochhor poRar por theke Bantir patta nei. sei je 31^st December sheshraate adda bhenge ga mochRata mochRate “shute jai bujhle” bole nijer baRir dike rowna dilo, tarpor theke taar tikiti dekha jachchhena. amra dudin dekhe, tindiner din sthaniiyo haspatale khNoj-toj niye sheshmesh choturthodin Chiruke thelethule library-te pathalam.

Bola jay na. Resolution-er season bole kotha.

Ja bhaba tai. Chiru ese dNat baar kore khobor dilo, “giye dekhi 5 tolar sobtheke koNer ghortay, print out-er pahaR side-e soriye jayga kore, table-e thyang tule babu mukh hNaa kore ghumochchhen.” tai dekhe Chiru jei na ekkhana article-er prothom pata chhNiRe sei hNaa kora mukhe ghNuje diyechhhe, dhoRmoRiye uthe Banti oke ei mare to sei mare. ghumiye ghumiye naki ekkhana durdhorsho paper-er idea esechhilo mathay, seta kNechiye dewar jonyo.

Amra sommilito diirghoshwas phele bollam, “bhagyis idea-ta kNeche gelo, noile jodi tui paper likhe bikhyato hoye jetis, Nobel peye jetis, ar tarpor amader patta na ditis, amra kothay jetam bol dekhi?” Banti gomRamukh aro gomRa kore bollo, “yarki na boss, ei yearta hebby crucial.”

Omni sobbar dhNaa kore mone poRe gelo, ei bochhorta amader sokoler jonyoi kii bhoyanok crucial. Career, personal growth, biye, bahchakachcha, art of living, somosto dik theke. joddin bNachbo, 2012-er bhuumika amader jiibone abismoroNiiyo hoye thakbe.

Ebochhor ja ja hobena, segulo ar e jonme howar asha nei. ja ja hobe, bhalo hole jiibone dwitiiyobar ar tar punorabritti ghotbe na, kharap hole tar kolongkochinho kopale sNete ghure beRate hobe. aamoroN.

Maa sekotha already mone koriye diyechhen amay, “shudhu ei bochhorta Sona, shudhu ei bochhorta.”

Amar mamato bon, jar biye thik hoyechhe office-er kaje nityi Italy-Paris-Honolulu kora jhingchyak paatrer sathe, seo amake sodupodesh diyechhe, “ebochhorei ekta kichhu namiye dao Sonadidi, er por too late hoye jabe.”

Too late. amader moto jara premhiin fyafya kore ghurchhe tader prem pawar, jara chakri pachchhena tader chakri pawar, jader chakri hoyechhe kintu biye hoyni tader biye howar, jader biye hoyechhe kintu bachcha hoyni tader bachcha howar.

2012 jader helay boye jabe tara sheshni:shwas phela porjonto protimuhuurte haat kamRabe, anutape jorjorito hobe. konodin nijeder kkhoma korte parbe na.

2012, hebby crucial.

Thik jemon protyekta bochhor hoye aschhe amar, sei 1997 theke.

1997 keno jigges korchhen? 1997 amar jiiboner prothom crucial bochhor, Madhyamik. Madhyamik. Madhyamike bhalo result na hole ki hoy seta nishchoy apnader kholsa kore bole dite hobe na amay? Science pabenna, Joint-e bosa hobena, IIT to bhulei jan, kheyepore bNachar moto chakri pabenna, meye hole dami bor ar chhele hole phorsa bou jutbena.

Tarporeo bNeche theke labh achhe bolte chan?

Kirokom bolir pNathar moto kNapte kNapte Madhyamik dite gechhilam mone poRle ekhono sei laalphite bNadha, choshma pora kochi meyetar jonyo maya hoy amar. etokichhur por jokhon marksheet niye ekgaal hese baRi phirchhi riksha chepe, ekjon sohridoy protibeshii gaye poRe amake sei mokkhom bhobishyodbaNiiti shuniye dilen.

“Madhyamik? chhoh, dhore nao ei sobe nirokkhor theke sakkhor hole. asol khela to eibar shuru hobe.”

Jana gelo UchchoMadhyamik-tai crucial. jotodin bNachbo totodiner jonyo.

Thik jemon B.Sc.-r tinte bochhor, Masters, Ph.D., job market-e jawar bochhorgulo. o hNya, biyer bochhortar kothao bhulle cholbe na. otao crucial. In fact, otai.

Esob bole Bantike gnan debo bhabchhilam. labh nei. or boyosta ekhono boddo kom, bujhte parbena. kintu amar kina chul peke gechhe, ami kina sms-e h2cus dekhe matha chulkoi, tai ami ei bhNaota-ta abosheshe dhore phelechhi. ‘Crucial year’-er myth-ta bust kore phelechhi sheshmesh.

Ar tai buk phuliye bolchhi, apnader kachhe hoy hok, amar kachhe 2012 crucial noy. sotyi bolte ki crucial bochhorder ek diigho mohamichhiler ante 2012 amar kachhe sei prothom bochhor jokhon amar ar kichchhu korar nei. shudhu ja ja korechhi etodin, tar phol bhog korar bochhor eta amar. naker samne jholano je gajorer pechhone chhutechhi etodin honye hoye, abosheshe sei gajorer full-fat halua baniye, payer opor paa tule bose sei halua khawar bochhor.

Tobe ami jehetu lok kharap noi, apnader sobar sob crucial kaajkormer jonyo amar shubhokamona roilo. All the best. mon theke.

Bojhate giye

2012-01-04T01:01:00.014-05:00

Kauke kichhu bojhanor cheshta korechhen apni konodin? dNatbhanga upopadyo-sompadyo, theorem-corollary howar dorkar nei, nitanto sadharoN joler moto soja jinis? antoto apnar kachhe jeta joler moto soja bole bodh hochchhe? duye duye char-er moto soja? apni joto bolchhen 2+2=4, dhyabRa kore kajol tana boRo boRo chokhe apnar dike cheye rinrine golay keu bole cholechhe, keno 4 keno, 5 keno noy?

Akash keno niil? ‘He’ keno ‘goes’? Auto keno holud, keno golapi noy? Bagher mathay chul nei keno? Suurjo keno gol? Uchchhe keno teto? RabRir moto mishti keno noy?

Bojhanor cheshta korechhen konodin?

Tahole apni amar ei muhuurter manosik biporjoyta haaRe haaRe anudhabon korte parben.

Dosher moddhye ami bojhate gechhilam, tao abar sokalbela office beronor age, Teentaal ar Jhaptaal-er parthokyo ki. konta 16 ar konta 10, konta 4/4/4/4 ar konta 2/3/2/3, konta khay ar konta mathay dey. jeta Bangladesher lokkho lokkho class 3-er bachcha Rabibar bikele paRar ganer ishkuler didimoNir kachhe shonamatro bujhe phele, seta ekjon praptoboyosko, 24X7 Game Theory kopchano loker mathay dhokate giye ami naker jole chokher jole hoye gelam, shuuNye muthi chhNuRlam, dewale matha kutlam, table-e thabRa mere mere haater cheto laal kore phellam, sheshe ar na pere ardhek khawa chayer cup-ta tule chhNuRte jabo, tokkhuni ager bochhorer resolution-tar kotha mone poRe gelo.

Raagle cholbe na.

Atoeb cup aaste kore namiye rekhe haat tule haar mene niyechhi. amar kommo noy.

Kintu sei theke monta kharap hoye royechhe. karoN nije ki shikhlam ba adou kichhu shikhlam kina seta poriikkhar ekmatro upay hochchhe anyo kauke sei jinista porishkar kore shekhate para. Mean Median Mode, chhatrochhatriir mathay abosheshe gojal mere dhokanor por college-er MD-r proti amar shroddha 10 guN beRe gechhilo. sarajiibon dhore joto class korechhi, joto lecture shunechhi, tar jodi 1%-o bujhe thaki, ni:sondehe tar somosto krititwo jini bujhiyechhen, bojhate perechhen, tNar. amar sores, uurbor mostishker noy.

Amake shekhate giye tNader-o nirghat mone hoyechhilo, koto rashirashi gobor mathar bhetor shukiye ghNute hoye thakle Mean Median Mode bujhte ekta meyer eto somoy lagte pare.

Sei theke mone mone list banachchhi, ejabot koto kichhu shikhte giye ami koto lokke koto ghol khaiyechhi. tar moddhye kichhu kichhu byapar ekhono bujhini aboshyo, jemon Real Analysis. kintu beshirbhag-i joler moto porishkar hoye gechhe. jemon maa keno bolechhilen, ekjon bishesh loker sathe raat jege phisphis kore phone-e kotha bolata amar bhobishyoter pokkhe bhoyongkor hote cholechhe.

Koyekta kotha ar koyekbochhor age bujhe gele koto daami chokher jol bNeche jeto, bhabte giye notun kore kanna peye jachchhe amar ekhon.

Ekhono porjonto

2012-01-01T00:08:00.018-05:00

Ajker sokalta ekdom anyorokom. baki sobdiner cheye. ghum bhengechhe aboshyo anyodiner motoi, 5ta theke soya 5tar bhetor. aj bejechhilo 5ta 13. Mobile-e dekhechhilam, mone kore rekhechhi. hoyto tokhoni ter peyechhilam ajker dinta anyorokom hote cholechhe. manusher moner nanarokom atiindriyo kkhomota-tomota thake shunechhi. Telepathy-tathy. serokom-i kichhu hobe bodhhoy, ke jane.

Sotyi sotyi ghum bhangar por theke jotorokom bhalobhalo ghotona sob eksathe ghotte laglo. tader sobgulor opor je amar haat chhilo emontao noy. jemon dhorun aj je Rabibar, ei byaparta. Rabi na hoye Shani hole aro bhalo hoto aboshyo, kintu Rabi na hoye Som, Mangol, Budh, Brihospoti ba Shukro holeo amar kichhu korar chhilo na. seta na hoye eta je ekta Rabibarer sokal, etai jotheshto bhalo byapar. snane jawatake ekhkono anekkhoN thekiye rakha jabe.

Kintu tarporer bhalo ghotonagulor krititwo amakei nite hobe nirlojjer moto. upay nei. anyodin chokh khule balisher pashe mobile hatRe somoy dekhei toRighoRi nil kombol tene mathamuRi diye opash phire shui. ghum je bhenge gechhe ei khoborta nijer kachhei nije chepe jawar cheshta kori. Brain jodi chokher pata kholar khoborta tokkhuni tokkhuni ter na pay, tahole jodi aro kichhukkhkoN motka mere shuye thaka jay ei durashay.

Aj dekhlam amar shoriirer ango, protyongo, shira, uposhira, dhomonii, snayu, kosh, gronthi sobai eke aporer BFF hoye gechhe, keu karo theke kichchhu lukochchhe na. chokh kholar sathe sathe mostishke khobor chole gelo, shirdNaRa soja hoye uthhe boslo, paa nijei hNete hNete hawaichotir bhetor dhuke gelo, bNa-haater angulera table hatRe choshma khNuje ene naker opor abyartho bosiye dilo.

Ei dekhun ghum bhengechhe 40 minute-o hoyni, ami dNat meje, mukh muchhe, chul aNchRe bhalo meyer moto cha-biscuit khachchhi bose bose. maa dekhle khushi hoye jeten. kaner kachhe Rashid Khan Desh raage thumri dhorechhen, Karam Karo Dije Khwaja Mainuddin. soshoriire noy aboshyoi, jontrer doulote. prachiinkale nabab-badshader prato:kale nidrabhonger jonyo bNadha ostadji thakten shunechhi. saradin raajniitir kuutkochalite matha ghamate hobe kina, tai sokkal sokkal music therapy diye tNader din shuru hoto. konodin bhese asa Sarengir koruN Lalit-e, konodin rewaji golay Bilaskhani Todir bilombito alape tNara chokh khule aRmoRa bhenge iya boRo boRo haai tulten. se jamana gechhe.

Ar sotyi kotha bolte amar ghaRe rashtrochalonar gurudayitwo-o kichhu nyasto nei je Rashid Khan-ke gaan shonate swoyong aste hobe. Office-e bose 9ta-5ta keyboard pishiyeder jonyo jantrik songiit-i jotheshto. jotheshtor chaiteo anek beshi.

Bolte gele, ekhono porjonto ekta rajosik sokal katchhe amar. sorbangosundor. ar jodi morning dekhe gotadin anuman korar probadtay kichhumatro saarbotta theke thake, tahole aj amar baki dintao tukhoR katbe. katai uchit. kothao jawar taRa nei aj amar. office kachhari, cinema theater, dinner-er aagam protishruti, kichchhu na. aj saradin kebol ami ar amar tanhai gaale haat diye pashapashi bose thakbo. ja ja kaaj korar baki, segulo korar jonyo gota ekta bochhor samne poRe achhe. dhiiresusthe korlei cholbe.

Ah, ki shanti.

Borshosheshe

2011-12-29T06:16:00.011-05:00

Borshoshesher post lekhar jhokomari hochchhe, jai likhi tai abikol ager bochhorer borshoshesher post-tar moto dekhte lage. jeno otai copy paste kore chaliye diyechhi. athocho seta to sotyi noy. ar kichhu na hok, goto bochhorer tulonay amar boyosta to ek bochhor beRechhe. Global warming ar dollar-er daam-o. odike Sundarbone bagh ar amader paRar electric taarer dolnay dol khawa ChoRuipakhir sonkhya neme gechhe aro koyek dhap. Office-e bohudin tokke tokke theke abosheshe bhalo ar boRo janalawala ghorta haat kora gechhe, ekhon saradine jokhon tokhon chair-suddhu bNai kore ghure gelei chokher samne ekta aankora tatka view dekhte pai.

Tobu amar borshoshesher post copy paste mone hoy keno bhogoban janen.

Asole janalar baire view bodlale ki hobe, dekhar chokhta to roye gechhe je ke sei. sei klanto, nibhu nibhu, nyaba dhora. mota choshmar na-mochha kNacher epash theke jai dekhi sob jhapsa ar gholate lage. Chair-e bose view dekhe to ar pet bhore na, emonki chayer teshtatuku metate geleo chair chheRe uthhe hNete hNete coffee room porjonto jete hoy. sekhane je lokgulo bose, dNaRiye, kaje phNaki diye gultani marchhe, tara to thik gotobochhorer motoi kuchute, gaaye poRa, gomRapana, naakuNchu kingba gaye-jwala-dhorano biroktikor theke gechhe. thik jemon tader chokhe amio ager bochchhorer motoi niriiho bhalomanushti roye gechhi.

Kajei blogpost ar ki kore bodlabe.

Se jai hok, modda kotha hochchhe je ebochhorer borshoshesher post-e ami sei ek chorbitochorboN korte chaina. sei prem nei prem nei aartonad, 2011 ki ki daga diye gelo tar kNaduni, 2012-te ki ki resolution newa hobe ebong abishwasyo porishrom kore sei sob resolution rokkha kora hobe, sei niye uttejito ghyanorghyanor. asojhyo.

Kintu jehetu manush more jay tobu tar swobhab bodlay na, nebona nebona koreo resolution niye phelechhi gotakotok. ki ki seta jante chaiben na doya kore. jodi ektao sophol hoy, nishchoy janabo nije thekei. HS er ingriji syllabus-er ‘Progress’ natoke sei chhilo mone achhe, “Reticence is the pillar of success”?

Amakeo reticent thakar anumoti dewa hok. aapatoto.

Borong boli ebochhor ki ki ghotlo. prithibiite joruri ja ja ghotechhe janar moto, sesob apnara amar theke sokolei beshi janen already, sondeho nei. na janle bochhorer shesh Shukrobar Doordarshane Prannay* Roy-er ‘The World This Year’ dekhe neben. amra baRishuddhu sobai dekhtam. Dinner-er thala hate balance kore bose, ruti torkari chibote chibote. Prannaybabur cheharar moddhye emon ekta byapar chhilo, dekhlei bhorsa jagto. baba maayera sontaner GK baRanor gurudayitwo chokh buje tNar opor chheRe dite parten.

Sangbadik bolte amader moto backdated lokeder chokhe je muurtita bhese othhe, thik serokom arki.

Sobtheke boRo kotha bhodrolok sei luptopray projonmer protinidhi, jNara 24 ghonta witty kotha bolar praNghatii procheshta chalaten na. “Prannayda-ta ki hasate pare, babbah!” ei noshwor khyatir lobher uurdhwe uthhte perechhilen tini. anayasei.

Kajei amar kkhudro jiiboner tuchchho ghotonar kothai janai apnader. jananor moto beshi kichhu nei aboshyo, kintu jeta achhe seta gurutwopuurNo. antoto amar kachhe. ebochhor July maser dwitiiyo Robibarer por theke ekhono porjonto amar ar ektibar-o raag hoyni. On God Father Mother. tama tulsi chhNuye bolchhi. sei Robibar phone namiye rakhar por mayer nijer haate guchhiye dewa baRi theke ana shesh cup duto jokhon aachhaR mere tukrotukro kore phellam, sei muhuurte siddhanto niyechhilam, ei shesh.

Hoy raag thakbe, noy ami thakbo.

Ami-i thekechhi. dekhtei pachchhen.

Ete aro ekta jinis promaN hoy je shopoth newar jonyo khali poyla January noy, bochhorer baki 364 din-o soman poya. apnara sobai nijer nijer resolution puroN korun ei chawa niye ebochhorer moto ta ta bye bye. abar jeno dekha pai, notun bochhore.

*amar dosh nei. Wikipedia ei banan-i dekhachchhe. naamta ki chirokaal-i erokom chhilo naki Prannayda Numerology gurudeber poramorsho niyechhen? kelengkari.

Anti Wrinkle-er bipokkhe

2011-12-28T01:08:00.047-05:00

2011-r sobtheke mone rakhar moto byapar hochchhe je ebochhor amar jiibone mone rakhar moto kichhui ghoteni. hNya prithiibite anek boRo boRo ghotona ghotechhe, rashtrobiplob, khun-rahajani, anoshon, agnikando, bhuumikompo, jolochchhwas, jemon ghotei thake; amar chenashuno lokeder happening jiibone nanan chhotokhato sukh du:kho othapoRa legei thekechhe, jemonti thekei thake; Banti maaser ematha omathay bhishoN jore preme poRechhe ar uthhechhe, maa ghono ghono swopno dekhe ghamte ghamte majhraate uthhe amake phone lagiyechhen, baba roj sokal bikel notun kore upolobdhi korechhen je chardike sobai, sobkichhu ekebare uchchhonne jachchhe. jake bole rosatole.

Kebol ami bNeche gechhi. aram kore office gechhi esechhi, kheyechhi deyechhi, apnader sathe niyom kore goppo juRechhi, paa nachate nachate Bantike noronariir somporko-tomporker ghorpNyach niye free-te gnan-tyan diyechhi.

Bantike gnan dewa amar second favourite timepass. kombolmuRi diye poRe poRe naak dakiye ghumonor thik porei.

Kintu gnan dewar asubidheta hochchhe, apni je shudhu ektorfa diye jaben seti hobena. dichchhen jemon, niteo hobe. babar-o jemon baba thake, temni gnanider-o gnan dewar lok thakbei. arekrokom kore bolle, amra sobai karo na karo Banti hobo kokhono na kokhono. anyotha hobena. ami antoto hote dekhini ejabot.

Ekjon jemon amake ebochhhor sodupodesh diyechhen, “achcha biyeta jodi nai koro, bhogoban sobar kopale sob sukh denna se nahoy manlam, antoto chulta to dye korte paro? kopaler thik samne je 3 khana sada chul sondhipotakar moto potpot kore uRchhe, eta ki bhalo dekhachchhe? “

“Ar 31 jokhon hoyei gechhe bolchho, anti-wrinkle cream tao ebar shuru kore dao. High time, bujhle. er por ar samlate parbena.”

Ami ghaR neRe janalam je bujhechhi. joler moto porishkar.

Railidi hole onake Body Image ar Third Wave Feminism-er Beauty Myth-er koRa theory-r gNutoy shuiye dito bote, kintu amar oto bidye ba choritrer tej, konotai nei. sotyi bolte ki konorokom scholarly discourse-e lipto howar chhitephNota baasonao na. tai ami se dhar maRaina. bhoyanok serious mukh kore jaygamoto ghaR naRi. opor niche. Sonar Kella cinemay train-er sei sohojatriir moto.

Ami shudhu kajer subidhetuku bujhi.

Ami shudhu jani emon kichhur chokkore poRle cholbe na jeta ekbar shuru korle ar thamar upay nei. amar boRomasi protigna korechhilen je retire kora porjonto, byas. tarpor tini oi jomer aruchi Godrej Kali Mehandi-r packet Gangay bhasiye dub diye na esechhen to tNar naam nei. tarpor masir mone holo, aha chhotomeyetar biye hoyni ekhono. bola to jayna, tNar pakachul dekhe jodi Bultudar baRir lok Chhotondike batil kore dey? sedin shunlam masi maake phone-e du:kho korechhen, bypass howar por theke tNar gaaye ar chul kalo korar moto jor nei, bhoyanok kharap dekhte lagchhe.

Jeche ei bagher mukhe matha dhokanor kono dorkar achhe?

JNU te amar ek classmate chhilo. bhoyanok sundorii, bhoyanok tiptop. amra hostel-er baroyari bathroom-e sokal 5 ta theke baltir line rekhe, mathay dughoti jol dhele, akhadyo dimpNauruti gile, paye choti half goliye chhute chhute class-e jetam, se matha theke paa porjonto matching kore sejeguje asto. saaj to noy, kNata bechhe, pata chhNete, sojotne put together kora look. amra sobai roj boltam, “bah, aj tomake kalker thekeo sundor dekhachchhe.” khushite tar chokchoke mukh aro chokchok kore uthhto.

Ekdin dekhlam hothat se choshma pore class-e esechhe. amra sobai hamle poRe jigges korlam, seki seki, chokhe power holo naki? jobabe se pray kNede phele bollo, naki goto dusoptaho bhuru pluck kora hoyni, seta dhaktei bhaiyer theke zero power-er choshma dhar kore pore aste hoyechhe. shune amra sobai humRi kheye poRe dekhlam, sotyi-i to! bhurur jaygata kemon khNocha khNocha kalo kalo hoye royechhe, ki bichchhri dekhachche, myaago!!

Jeneshune e bishpaan kore keu? matha kharap?

Tar theke bhogobaner dewa bhuru amar mathay thak. somoye dNat noRbe, chamRa dhile hobe, chul pakbe, pakuk ge.

Asomoye pakleo kkhoti nei. hese bolbo, o amader family-r dhaat. babar class 7-e pakte shuru korechhilo, maayer class 8-e. chokher choshma ar mathar pakachul, e duti amar gorber uttoradhikar.

Ar tachhaRa kkhoNiker bhalo-dekhanor mohe poRe brihottoro labher dikta to bhulle cholbe na? 80 peronor por sobai jokhon taantaan twok ar kuchkuche chul niye praNpoN gham jhoriyeo nijeder boyose extra ekti maaser-o jol meshate parben na, tokkhon ami shoNer moto chul ar tobRano gaal niye aboliilay nijeke 97 bole chaliye diye paRasuddhu naatinaatnir haattali kuRobo.

JhNak bNedhe ese tara jokhon jante chaibe “ei boyoseo tumi eto fit and strong kii kore Sonadida? so cooooool, OMG” ami foklahasi hese bolbo, “ore toder moto bhyajal dewa khabar kheye boRo hoini kina, tai.”

Christmas cake

2011-12-25T23:39:00.006-05:00

Rannar je bNadhadhora recipe thake, ar thakleo se recipe mene je chamoch baati haata khunti mepe ranna kore loke, eta ami bohudin porjonto jantam na. aashoishob dekhchhi amader baRite sob rannar ektai recipe, “andajmoto”. koto jhole koto jhal, koto daale koto phoRon, koto dhane koto chal, sob “andajmoto”. In fact thik ei karoNe bohudin ami rannaghorer dhar ghNeshtam na. e abar ki? ei bolchho kono bNadhadhora niyom nei, sobtai naki creativity, abar nei nei kore achheo gondagonda. Creativity dekhiye moogdale pNeyaj dite jao, kingba shuktoy rosunbata, oghor theke maa hNaa hNaa kore chhute asben. tar opor lokkkho lokkho moshla ar tader koti koti permutation combination. jhale dhone to jhole jirebata,e daale sorshephoRon to o daale ei ekchimti hing. boye gechhe amar oto mone rakhte.

Korte korte shikhe jabo to bujhlam, kintu na shikhle korbo ki kore se nyajyo proshner soduttor keu dite pareni amake konodin. kajei amio ar matha ghamayni.

Se chorom dekhe ese abar arek choromer sathe porichoy holo. ek foodblog-e sedin dekhlam ekjon rNadhuni bhoyanok rege 700 shobder post likhe phelechen, kothakar kon recipe-te naki thik somoye gas-er aNch komanor kotha lekha na thakay tNar Brussels Sprouts puRe jhama hoye gechhe. uni dNaRiye dNaRiye dekhchhilen bote je rannata kirokom kalo kalo hoye jachchhe, kintu recipe tonnotonno kore khNujeo aNch medium high theke medium korar kotha kotthao na paway tini kichhui kore uthhte parenni. hNaa kore dekha chhaRa.

Protibha.

Jai hok, je Brussels Sprouts ke khadyo bole mone kore in the first place, sotyi bolchhi tar theke ami er theke beshi kichhu ashao korina.

Ei sob jhamelar jonyoi ami rannabannar dike jaina. khide pele hoy maggi noyto chocolate cake baniye khai. dutotei susposhto nirdeshabolii dewa thake, jol kotokkhoN photate hobe, dim kotokhani phetate hobe, moyda kotobaar chalte hobe, thik koto minute koto second bade cake-er kon bindute koto doirgho prostho byasardher kon company-r chopstick sNedhiye poriikkha korte hobe. sob. Confusion-er kono jaygai nei. amader maa thakumar recipe-r moto adyonto unscientific noy.

Amader baRite oven-taven chhilona konodino, rakhar proshnotai othheni konodin. Cake khawar ichchhe hole amra sarabochhor Bapuji cake kine khetam ar boRodiner sokale Gopalkakur dokaner holud cellophane moRa thaniNter moto shokto fruitcake khetam. seta aboshyo ichchhe na holeo khete hoto. setai niyom. Sotyonarayan pujor shinni ar 25 December-er cake, na khele bhogoban paap diten amader chhotobelay.

Tarpor hothat ekbochhor ki holo, December-er ek sondhyey office theke phire maa ghoshoNa korlen, boRodiner cake-ta tini nijei banaben. shune amra khanikkhoN hNaa kore roilam. Cake byaparta je baRite bananor byapar noy, sesob bolekoye maake nirosto korar cheshta korlam. maa gNo dhore chup kore roilen. Indrani-di naki bole diyechhen, pressure cooker-e dibbi cake banano jay. tarporei maa hasihasi mukhe bag theke ekta sada kagojer tukro baar korlen. ekpithhe lokkho lokkho phone nombor lekha ar ultodiker sada angshotukute cholonto bus-e bose aNykabNyaka akkhore maa likhe niyechhen, deR cup moyda, ek cup gNuRo kora chini, 3 te dim (poultry).....

Recipe!!!

Sebochhor 24 December-er rate maayer cake obhijan shuru holo. amra abishwasiirao eke eke ese jutlam, maa moyda mepe bar korlen, ami dim phatate giye chardike dimer khola chhoRalam, baba ese bollen, “dekh kikore dim bhangte hoy ami dekhiye dichchhi.” thakumao naake aNchol chapa diye rannaghorer janala diye uNkijhNuki mere esob mlechchho rannar toRjoR dekhte laglen.

Byas sei theke amra protyekbochhor boRodine maayer haater homemade, from the scratch, cake khai ar ashepashe jara Gopalkakur dokan theke ekgada preservatives dewa, holud cellophane moRa thaniNter moto fruitcake kine khay, tader bhoyanok nichu nojore dekhi.

Se cake-er recipe jante chan? seti hochchhena. o hochchhe jake bole amader closely guarded family secret. Indranidir khNoj korben je se rastao bondho,tini chakrir du bochhor baki thaktei Cancer-e bhuge iholoker maya katiyechhen. bochhor bochhor 24 tarikhe sei phone nombor lekha, gola makhoner chhop laga alubhaja kagojta berole amra tNar kotha mone kori.

Ar sotyi bolte ki se recipe diye apnader bishesh labh-o hobena. karoN haaler ei “reduce heat from medium high to medium” marka instructions-er juge se recipe ekebarei achol. kon jinista koto lagbe chhaRa ar tate kichchhuti lekha nei. Creaming na folding, kibhabe moyda meshaben, kotokkhoN meshaben, misroN dekhte kirokom hobe, aNch koto, patrer maap koto, esob kichchhuti lekha nei tate. segulo dokkho rNadhunir “andajer” bhorsay chheRe dewa achhe.

Tobu sei diyei amar maa goto 20 bochhor dhore atmiyoswojon paRapoRshike taak lagiye aschhen. nokol vanilla, sondehojonok rokom roktoborNo cherry ar andajmoto gaser aNch ‘sim’, ‘high’ korei bishwojoy korchen bole bole. ami ekbar baRi phire ostadi mere maake shekhate gechhilam, “overmix korona maa, gluten form kore cake tough hoye jabe.” bole nijer kanei kothata emon bekhappa shonalo je chup kore gelam. maao patta denni aboshyo. kokhonoi denna.

Aj sokale uthhe akkhore akkore recipe mana, overmix na kora, tulor moto norom, nijer hate banano cake khete giye maayer sei andaji cake-tar kotha mone poRe gelo. tar swad, gondho, chehara sobkichhu. shiiter roddure bhasa je sokalbelay khate babu hoye bose emon monojog ar jotno diye ami cake ta khetam je khawa sheshe plate-e ekta gNuRo-o poRe thaktona, setar kothao. oi sokaltar ekta tukror jonyo ami erokom ekshota perfect cake chheRe dite pari.

BoRodiner chawa

2011-12-21T22:39:00.005-05:00

Amar chena anek lokjoner baRitei boRodin ele khater chhotriite moja jholanor chol chhilo chhotobelay. amar chhilona aboshyo, apnader chhilo naki? sei mojay tader baba maayera Santaclaus-er protinidhi hoye rater andhokare nanarokom bhalobhalo jinispotro pure rekhe jeten. Junior Jishnu sedin ekta mojar golpo shonalo ei moja jholano niye. Ingriji school-er bondhuder theke Santa byaparta jene ese Jishnu maake sorol bishwase jigges korechhilo, “hNya maa, erokom hoy go? sotyisotyi?” kakima tNar kindergarten-e poRa 3 foot uNchu chheler koruN mukher dike takiye swabhabikbhabei “hNya” chhaRa anyo kichhu bolte parenni. ar bollei mojar byabostha korte hoy, chhele ghumote gele majhrattire haai tulte tulte sei mojar bhetor Natraj pencil ar pencil cutter ar sadar opor ‘J’ lekha sobuj border dewa chouko eraser-o rekhe dite hoy mone kore.

Byas tarpor theke boRodiner sokale uthhe mojar bhetor theke Santar rekhe jawa upohar abishkar korata niyome dNaRiye gelo Jishnur. protyekbochhor moja theke beroto sei eki upohar, pencil, cutter ar eraser, tobu protyekbochhor notun kore uttejona hoto Jishnur. Santaclause-er asamanyo dharabahikotay borong riitimoto impressed-i hoto o.

Jotodin na durghotonata ghotlo.

Ek boRodiner sokale uthhe Jishnu ghumchokhe mojar bhetor haat dhukiye eraser-ta baar kore dekhlo tar gaaye boRo boRo kore ‘COMEL’ lekha. bojha gelo CAMEL-er pirated version-er sathe Santar porichiti achhe. se thaktei pare. Saint bolei to ar tini chokhe thuli diye cholen na. kintu COMEL shobdota Jishnur mathay sNete roilo.

Shiiter chhutir por school kholar din maayer sathe Naktala busstand-e dNaRiye bus-er apekkha korte korte pasher jhupRi dokantar dike hothat-i chokh poRe gelo Jishnur. ar poRbi to poR sei boyamtay jetar bhetor thasathasi kore ekgada eraser rakha achhe, thik Santa-r rekhe jawatar moto. chokhta aro ektu soru kore chaitei porishkar dekhte pelo Jishnu, kNacher bhetor diye poshto dekha jachchhe, tader ektar gaye boRo boRo kore lekha COMEL.

Chokh phiriye maayer mukher dike cheye Jishnu dekhlo maa gola uNchiye bus elo kina poriikkha korchhen, COMEL-er kotha tNar matha theke ube gechhe kobei.

Byas. sei kuyasha makha January-r sokale Jishnu ek jhotkay boRo hoye gelo. sotyi-mithyer majhkhaner abchha line-tay jiibone prothombar achomkai paa poRe gelo or. sada mitthye, kotu sotyi esob boRoder boRoboRo bharibhari idea-gulo sei sokale bus-er jonyo dNaRiye dNaRiyei ektu ektu porishkar hote shuru korlo mathar bhetor.

Buddhir goRay hawa poRlo soja kothay, ar sei haway Jishnur nishpapota-tishpapota hushhush kore uRe jete laglo kothay ke jane. etotai jhanu hoye gelo Jishnu je ei dhore phelar byarta kaakpokkhiike ter pete dilo na o. aro ko’bochhor jodi Santaclaus mojar bhetor eraser pencil rekhe jete chay, jak na. COMEL holeo cholbe.

Se jai hok sotyi mitthye, modda kotha hochchhe eta ichchhepuroNer season. amader debdebiira moha boring, asur thengiyei kkhanto den, ichchepuroNer jhamelay janna. odike laaljama sadadaRi pora hasimukh buRo sararattir ghure ghure kisundor ja-chai-tai rekhe jay mojar bhetor, gachher tolay.

Oder boitei to poshto lekha achhe, “Ask, and Ye Shall Receive.” Guarantee.

Tai ami khub kore chai. amra sobai chai. chaibar kayda alada alada aboshyo. Jishnu jemon bole, “jah orokom kore ki nijer jonyo ei dao sei dao chawa jay naki, chokkhulojja bole ekta byapar nei?” tai o jogoter sobar bhalo chay, jate or emon bhalomoner porichoy peye khushi hoye Jishu-thakur or-o bhalo koren. Banti chay, ejonmota konomote khaiye poriye rakho baba, dekho next jonme jeno rajar-akormoNyo-bhai hoye jonmate pari. No dayitwo, only bhogbilas.

Ami bhabi ki chaibo. sei andhobuRor moto matha khatiye ekbore sob cheye nebo? jeno Mercedes Benz chaliye long drive-e jete jete iphone 5-e khobor pai je amar aro ekta paper peer reviewed journal-e accepted hoyechhe?

Tarpor mone poRe jay er theke anek chhotto ekta jinis chaile sobdik eksathe rokkha hoy. moner shanti, indriyer sukh, takapoysa, publication. nishthha diyo baba. oi tomra jake ‘Dedication’ bolo. jiiboner sorbokkhetre. niyomito baRite phone kore maa baba thakumar khobor newa theke shuru kore Abantore prolap boka theke Paper lekha porjonto, sobkichhu jeno mon diye kori. ar er poreo jodi haate somoy thake tahole chokher nojortake ektu porishkar kore diyo, sei je sei gantay jemon lekha achhe,

“noyoner drishti hote ghuchbe kalo/ jekhane poRbe sethay dekhbe alo”

lakh kothar ek kotha. sob chawar shesh chawa.

apnader sobaike boRodiner anek subhechchha janai. apnara sobai khub kore cake khan ar je ja chan sokale uthhe mojar bhetor tai pan, ei kamona kori.

URte giye

2011-12-19T07:53:00.004-05:00

Goto soptaher sheshdikta ekta jhotika sofore khoroch hoye gelo. kaajer angshotuku bad dile emnite amar ei soforgulo mondo lagena. jNara hameshai kormusuutre edikodik uRe beRan, arthat kina ‘frequent flyer’, tNara aboshyo kothao jawar naam shunlei mukh byajar koren, kintu amar sotyi bolchhi plane-e choRte ekhono dibbi lage. dhiire susthe goRate goRate uRojahajta jokhon dhNaa kore Runway-te tungo speed ney, ar somosto shokti joRo kore madhyakorshoNer mukhe tene ek lathi koshiye chhitke opor dike laaf mare, janalar baire baRighor gachhpala digontorekha-tekha sob hele matite shuye poRe, peter moddhyeta kirokom khali khali lage ar barongbar magur machher moto khabi kheye bondho hoye jawa kaan khulte hoy.....kharap lagar ki achhe ke jane baba.

Ar tachhaRa fat free pretzel-er mini pack-er kothao to bhulle cholbe na.

Bidesh theke deshe phirle loke sadharoNoto koyekta haategona bishoyei proshno montobyo ityadi kore thake.

“seki ektuo phorsa hosni to?!!”

“American-ra angke bhoyanok mathamota hoy, na re?”

“dalbhat khete pas? kalebhodre?”

Amar mejomami jigges korechhilen, “hNyare Sona, plane-ta sotyi sotyi Atlantic-er opor diye 5 ghonta dhore chole?”

Ami dNat baar kore hNya bolate mami khub du:khii mukh kore bolechhilen, “tahole amar ar tor kachhe jawa holona ejonme.”

Plane dangay bhenge poRle tao cholte pare, kintu jole poRar byapartay mamir ghorotoro apotti achhe. dangay poRle to hoyei gel, soja sworge. kintu jole jodi poRe, ar jodi kopal kharap hoy, praNta totkkhoNat nao berote pare to? tokhon akkhhorik arthei akuul pathar. konomote mundu jagiye sakkhat mrityur apekkhay ghoRi dekho bose bose. bhese bhese. khanik duure ektu badei ekta tinkoNa hangorer pakhna udoy hobe, dekho. paayer niche jhNak bNedhe piranha-r dol asbe, ter peyo.

Sognane sworgojatra kothata loke khub boRai kore shraaddher card-e chhape bote, byaparta oti bhoyanok. ami nije jothasombhob ognan abosthatei jete chai. sworge, athoba noroke, jekhanei hok.

Ami udatto hese mejomamir pith chapRe diye bolechhilam, (eta aakkhorik arthe noy, kintu bhongita oirokom-i chhilo arki) “are plane oto sohoje bhenge poRe naki? Science koto egiyechhe jano? tar theke borong auto chapleo ajkal praNer bhoy beshi. kokhon kon manhole-e dhuke jabe.”

“Ar tachchhaRa plane-er bhetore bose tumi jolsthol kichhu alada kore bujhteo pabe na. serokom hole samner tv-r ‘manchitro’ channel-ta dekhbe na, byas hoye gelo. kella fote.”

Mami aashwosto honni. akashe oRauRitake auto chapar sathe ek kore dekhte nitantoi gorraji hoyechhen. TransAtlantic Airlines-er ar Haltu-Gariahat route-er auto je adote eki byapar, seta kichhutei swiikar korte channi.

Generation gap. ami mone mone nijekei bujhiyechhilam. mejomamir agnotake kkhoma kore diye.

Sedin pretzel-tretzel sob kheye phele, packet-ta ulto kore jhNakiye, naRiye, thabRa mereo jokhon ar ektu gNuRo porjonto berolo na, tokhon ami diirghoshwas phele janalar dike takiye megh dekhte laglam. dekhte dekhte chokhta jokhon sobe lege esechhe, hothat ek ramjhNakunite tondra chhute gelo. Air pocket na ki jeno bole, plane-ta sekhanei poRlo bodhoy. abar chokh bojar upokrom korchhi, omni tandob shuru hoye gelo.

Ar se ki tandob. mone holo plane take keu jeno kuloy kore nachchhachhe. ei jhopas kore mile khanek neme ase to abar dana jhapte praNpoN opore othhar loRai shuru hoy. Plane to noy, jeno 3 nombor bus, raat 11 tar somoy G.T.Road phNaka peye poromanonde chhutechhe. Pilot ghono ghono “bhoy nei bhoy nei” ghoshoNa korte laglen, kulye dujon airhostess byasto mukhe aisle dhore douRodouRi korte laglen, agepichher sari theke trosto golay bhogobaner naam kaane ese pNouchholo, amar pasher bhodrolok samner seat-take duhaate aNkRe dhore nijeke cool rakhar praNpoN cheshta korte laglen.

Amar kono sondehoi roilona je ar deri nei. Time is up. mathar moddhye maa, thakuma, baba ar Christian Bale-er mukhkota pala kore kore bhese uthhte laglo. ei sonkoter somoye bhogobanke daakle kichhu subidhe hote pare kina, bohudin pore ami se byaparta seriously consider korte laglam. erokom abosthay kotokkhoN katlo janina, dukhana mokkhom jhNakuni diye plane ta abosheshe jokhon sthir holo, ghoRir dike takiye dekhi se hotobhaga etokkhoNe mote 10 minute-o egoyni.

KNuRer badsha ar kake bole. na takalei kaje phNaki dewa eder abhyese dNaRiye gechhe. joghonyo.

Sob shantotanto hoye gele, pasher bhodroloker sathe du-ekkhana niriiho rosikota binimoy kore ami abar megh dekhte laglam. ar dekhte dekhtei akashe oRa songkranto mejomamir point of view-ta joler moto porishkar hoye gelo.

Mane, keno? hNete, chhute, sNatar kete, bus-er dorjay jhuleo manusher shokh meteni, abar akashe uRte gechhe. uRbi je, dana achhe tor? jodi oRar dorkar-i thakto tahole ki bhogoban buddhi khatiye ekjoRa dana juRe ditenna haater sathe? ar jodi shokh metatei hoy, gasbelun-e choRe khanikta edikodik noRboRiye uRe elei paris, ta na, chhanapona, lotbohor niye ekebare desh deshantore chhotachhuti korte legechhe. uRte uRte khachchhe dachchhe, ghumochchhe, cinema dekhchhe, gaan shunchhe, jhogRa korchhe, bondhutwo patachchhe.

Shudhu jokhon majh-akashe plane-ta jhoR-brishti-bojropater ghuurNaborter moddhye gNotta kheye dhuke giye palabar poth pachchhena, tokhon matha chulke bhabchhe, jeche ei jhonjhater moddhye poRar ki kono dorkar chhilo? adou?

Sedin sei muhuurte mone mone shopoth niyechhilam, pretzel jodi khetei hoy, vending machine theke jotokhushi kina khabo, akashe uRte uRte khabar shokh koRay gonday mite gechhe amar. kintu amar sondeho hochchhe, baki lokkho lokkho shikkhar moto ei shikkhatao amar mone thakbe na.

Recycle, recycle

2011-12-15T11:51:00.011-05:00

Amader paRay biyer season shuru hoyechhe. ‘amader paRay’ bolata aboshyo bhul. sara Bangladeshei biyer season shuru hoyechhe. Pousher molmaas kete Maagh poRte na poRtei decorator-ra bNash niye chhotachhuti lagiyechhe, caterer-er dol baksho theke doityakriti hata khunti hNaRi koRai bar kore phNu diye dhuulo oRate legechhe, patropatriir babamaayera bag-e laalholud phutki dewa card pure bhoyanok biniito mukhe digbidike nemontonno korte beriye poRechhen.

Kintu amader paRar bisheshotwota hochchhe, sekhane biyer sathe sathe eta recycling-ero season. Yes sir. Recycling. apnara ki bhabchhilen, oi tinkhana ghuronto fashionable tiirchinhe apanader moto progotishiil, socheton, poribeshdorodii nagorikderi ekchetiya adhikar? bhul bhebechhilen. amader eNdo Rishrar chhNedo golite amrao riitimoto recycling practice kore thaki. aabohoman kaal dhore kore aschhi. bolte gele pray sei Mandhatar amol thekei.

Bishwas hochchhena? promaN chan? besh. paRar moRe ‘Tanushree ShaRi Centre’-er malikke jigges kore asun. biyer morshume apnader shohure Traders Assembly ar Mohinimohon Kanjilal-e jokhon bhiRer chote machhi golte pare na, amader Tanushree-r malik tokhon dhutir khNota neRe neRe sei machhi-i taRan, birosbodone.

KaroN amader paRar karor gift-er shaRi alada kore kenar dorkar poRena. protyeker almaritei joto kyatkete golapi ronger shaRi, Donald Duck aNka bedcover, alada kore jotne jomiye rakha achhe. sobar bookcase-ei jonme ekpatao ulte na dekha ‘Raatbhor Brishti’ bose bose dim paRchhe. sesob recycle korar er cheye sonar sujog ar nei.

Ar sujoger sodbyabohar na korar moto bokapNatha, ar jekhanei thakuk, amader paRay nei.

Ekhon, karor baRitei to ar ekgada kyatkete golapi shaRi kingba cartoon-chitrito bedcover kingba na-poRa boi beshi thakena (na-poRa jodio ba theke thake, prothom patay bokar moto nijer naam soi na kora boi thakena), tai bohu bochhor dhore recycled hote hote amader paRay ekta recyclable upoharer ‘pool’ toiri hoyechhe. sei pool thekei jinispotro kromagoto haat ghurte thake, jotokkhoN na ekebare byaboharer ajogyo hoye jachchhe.

Ei jemon sei kyatkete golapi shaRitar kothai dhorun.

Bhontu-dar maa ekbochhor pujoy shaRita tNar Kanchraparar chhotononoder kachh theke upohar peyechhilen. 5 nonoder moddhye chhotojonkei Bhontu-dar maa sobtheke kom dekhte parten, seta jemon sotyi, etao sotyi je shaRita oto bodkhot dekhte bolei tini potropathh Tukli-r biyete otake chalan kore dilen. Tukli shaRi dekhe mukh bNekiye “myago” bole phele rekhe borer sathe gotmotiye New Zealand chole gelo. edike batil gift jome jome Tuklir maayer almarite phutiphata howar upokrom hoyechhilo. kajei tini Mamonir aaibuRobhate shaRita diye elen. Mamonir maa seta Bubaiyer notun bouke dilen, 1 maas bade Bubaiyer bou seta niye bhoyanok sejeguje hasimukhe Tukaiyer biyete gelo, Tukaida amader notun flat-er grihoprobeshe packet-e moRa sei shaRi haate kore ese sostriik nemontonno kheye gelo.

Bolai bahulyo, ekgada dewalghoRi ar niil ronger hNaa-kora-Penguin phuldanir bhiRer moddhye theke packet khule shaRita peye amra sobai khanikkhoN bhyabachaka kheye chup kore chhilam.

Ei biboroNii poRe aneke amar biruddhe lingobhittik boishomyer abhijog ante paren, kintu ami political correctness-er mukh cheye sotyer apolaap korte parlam na. amader aaponbhola, ushkokhushko chuler babakakara esob recycling-ting niye matha ghamate nitanto aparog, kajei baRir grihiNiider-i ei chalachalir dayitwota nite hoy. sotyi bolte ki jini joto sugrihiNii, tini toto dokkhotar sathe recycling korte paren. shaRi bedcover chheRe din, amar chhotomami emonki mishtir packet-o ahoroho recycle kore thaken. seriously. bidya chhNuye bolchhi. mamar diabetes, tai fridge-e parotpokkhe mishti rakhen na mami. atithira mishti niye asar pordin-i karo baRi beRate giye se baksho gochhiye asen.

Ekdik theke bhaloi hoy aboshyo, mishti recycle korar chhutoy niyomito duurduuranter atmiiyoswojoner sathe dekhasakkhat hoye jay.

Jai hok. asol kothata hochchhe, amader paRay biyer ebong recycling-er season hoihoi kore shuru hoye gechhe. sedin maa phone kore bollen, bhoyanok bipod. dukhana biyer nemontonno esechhe, edike maayer kachhe recycle korar jonyo item-o achhe dukhana. Donald Duck bedcover ar sei kyatkete golapi shaRi. konta kon biyete chalaben monosthir korte parchhen na maa. amar poramorsho chan.

Ami shunetune ekta quarter toss korlam. Toss-e bedcover-ta Tultulir bhage ar kyatkete golapi shaRita Bhontu-dar bhage poRlo.

Tarpor odike maa kyatkete golapi shaRir packet haate jhuliye Bhontur biyete anondo kore korma-kaliya sNatate gelen, ar edike ami phone rekhe Maggi ranna korte uthhlam.

Joghonyo. kopaler pher ar kake bole.

Tin ekke...31

2011-12-14T00:00:00.012-05:00

Aj theke bochhor 12 age ekdin bela 11ta nagad, baba maa office-e, ami test poriikkhar por baRite bose aasonno HS-er poRa poRchhi, thakuma bagane kisob khuturkhatur korchhen, emon somoy motamoto dujon bhodromohila ese sodor dorjay koRa naRlen. jana gelo tNader jonogoNona office theke pathiyechhe. Bag theke ektaRa kagoj baar kore tNader jera shuru holo. baRite kojon thake, tara ki khay, ki pore, roj sokale baRi theke beriye kothay jay, keno jay ityadi probhriti. ami jothariiti samne SN Dey khule bose bhoyanok monojog diye bhuru kNuchke nijer anguler nokh poriikkha korchhilam. achena gola peye uthhe dekhte elam byaparta ki.

Bhodromohilara amar dike jignasu drishti dite thakuma bollen, “amar natni.” kagojer opor pen bagiye dhore ekjon jigges korlen, “tai? ta natnir boyos koto?”

Thakuma kichhu bolar agei ami ek second bhebe niye bollam, “amar boyos 18 bochhor 3 maas.”

Byas. oi khondomuhuurtuku. sei je smritite gNethe gelo, ekhono jwoljwol korchhe. laal ronger mosto gherwala, pechhone phite bNadha frock pora ami, ek second theme bolchhi, “amar boyos 18 bochhor 3 maas.”

Bolchhi to noy, ghoshoNa korchhi. sogorbe, soteje, sobege. prithiibir matite hNete chole 18 ta bochhor atikrom korar gourob amar uchchharoN kora oi 6 ta shobdo theke chNuiye chNuiye poRchhe.

Ekhono amar kaane sediner sei golata baje. ki nirbhiik, ki gorbito, ki dripto.

Post-ta likhte bosar age sei golata mathar bhetor rewind-e chaliye ami anekbar mone mone bolar cheshta korlam, “amar boyos 31 bochhor 1 ghonta 3 minute.” kotorokom kore bollam, bose bollam, dNaRiye bollam, ghorer moddhye edik theke odik honhoniye hNatte hNatte ekshobar kore bollam, chNechiye bollam, gola jothasombhob rashbhari kore bollam, kichhutei sediner moto shonalo na. kirokom nirjiib, nispriho, noRboRe shunte laglo nijer kanei.

18 bochhor shobdotar moddhye je byaparta achhe, 31-er seta nei. mantei hobe.

Kintu. KINTU.

18y dNaRiye ami amar 31 bochhor boyostake dekhte pawa to duur asto, kolpona porjonto korte partam na. aj 31-e paa rekhe amar 51-ke ami chokher samne sposhto dekhte pai. amar ei minus 12 power-wala Horlicks-er shishir tola-marka choshma diyei. khNutinati baad dile abikol amar 51 bochhor boyosii maayer moto dekhte. Nervous, bhulo, ChoRaipakhir moto chottokhatto ar chhotphote, apadomostok chhaposha modhyobitto, hasikhushi.

18 amake koRa training diyechhilo, kikore nijer paaye nije kuRul marte hoy. barongbar nirostro abosthay chakrabyuuhe dhukiye diyechhilo, palabar pother hodish na diyei. 31-r amar mathay buddhi na baRte pare, kintu se thheke shikhechhe. kuRul dekhle 31 sabdhane dingiye jay, pother majhe chena gondogolera jotla pakachchhe dekhle muchki hese rasta bodol kore.

31-r tuuNe abhignotar jong-dhora tiir dhonuk achhe. abyartho tip. 18 tar agunkheko toloyar antabRi batase ghuriye nijei nijer gaaye chhNyaka lagay. 18-r footwork-e bidyut jholsate pare, kintu 31 tar gholate drishti diye aRchokhe ekbar takiyei ghughu ar phNad, dutoi eksathe dekhe phele.

Kono footwork-er babar sadhyo nei se phNad theke rokkha pay.

18-r protyekta duronto chhutonto muhuurto ghotona durghotonar ghonoghotay aachchhonno hote pare, ‘Koni’ cinemar last scene-er moto ruddhoshwas hote pare, kintu ei 31-e pa diye jiibone prothombar amar mone hochchhe, ajker ei shanto, boring muhuurtota hoyto chirodiner hote cholechhe. ke jane? hoteo to pare? bola to jay na?

Jeno hoy, jeno hoy, jeno hoy.

31-er jhuli shuuNyo kara bole?

Ami arekbar mone mone bollam, “amar boyos 31 bochhor, 1 ghonta, 43 minute.” ebar klantir bodole aaram ter pelam. sukher bodole swosti.

31 jug jug jiyo.

Nokol du:kho

2011-12-12T04:34:00.014-05:00

Idaning dingulo boddo taRataRi phuriye jay. Office theke beronor agei janalar baire andhokar. shesh bikeler fyakashe alor bodole rasta juRe headlight taillight’er chokh dhNadhano bonya. ekdike jotoduur chokh jay holud, arekdike anonto dhoirjo niye apekkharoto saari saari laal alor srot. sokaleo jhamela. ghum bhengar por ceiling-er dike cheye shuye thaki, jodi bhul kore suurjodeb ‘before time’ ese jan. britha apekkha. sheshmesh haal chheRe diye uthhe ghutghute andhokare light jwele ghoraghuri. majhrattire uthhe dNat meje chayer jol bosate hole jerokom adbhut lagar kotha, serokomtai lage roj.

Eto chhoto din hole ja hoy, kono kaaj hoyna. mane kaajer kaaj. kaajer kaaj bolte ami bookcase gochhanor kotha bolchhina kintu. athoba drawer-er bhetor je mondo pakiyechhe, cellotape, kNaachi, guchchho refill, headphone-er joRanomoRano taar, tukrotakra asonkhyo kagoj, jeguloke ke jane keno eksomoy jomiye rakhar moto dorkari mone hoyechhilo, purono chithir bandil…..shurute protyeker jonyo jayga nirdishto chhilo, ekhon ekta jinis khNujte gele sob hNatkano chhaRa goti nei……se mondo porishkar korar kothao bolchhi na.

Ekekta kore din chole jay, ar ami ter pai ajo amar bhalolagar kaajgulo kora holona. Time-i nei. uddeshyohiin hNatte jawar time nei, sondhyebela ga dhuye shanto hoye bose, chokh buje, ekbuk dom niye “Saaaa” dhorar time nei, Economics-er kotha to chheRei dilam, baRi theke sei kobe niye asa nib-pen-ta khNuje bar kore kagojer opor duchhotro lekhar time nei.

Konomote churichamari kore MS Word-e niyomrokkha 400 shobdo type korar 40-ta minute jodi jogaR korte pari, nijekei sedin nije chomke di.

Sob dosh oi hotochchhaRa Day Light Savings’er. (naki Day Light Savings na thakar? ke jane, ami sotyi byaparta niye ekhono ghNete achhi. ejonme se ghNatani ghuchbe bole moneo hochchhe na.)

Athocho saradine amar somoyer abhab achhe, e kotha amar ati boRo bondhuo bolben na. pachhe somoy kom poRe, sejonyo daami chakri dekhe “towba” bole kaan chapa diye ekhaat jibh ketechhi, nijeke bujhiyechhi “academics”-e thakar chaite shanti ar kichhute nei. ki hobe saradin pNujiibadii maaliker munafalabher shoRojontrer saakredi kore? tar theke borong taRataRi dokan gutiye baRi phire gaan, kobita, cinema, lekhalikhi niye poRe thaka jabe.

Nijer bhalolagagulor pichhu dhawa kora jabe nijer moto kore besh.

Sotyi kotha bolte ki, ekhono setai korchhi. kintu mushkilta hoyechhe ei je, amar ‘bhalolaga’r sonkhya dindin roktobiijer moto baRchhe. gnantrishna shotodha hoye dike dike chhutechhe, ‘how to bake a cheesecake without cracks’-er totka theke ‘Fat Acceptance biplob’ theke ‘Minimalism movement’ hoye ‘Midsomer Murders’er aro ekta roktakto episode, kichchhu baad poRchhena. saradin phNaki mere internet-e 'Body Image' songkranto kothin kothin probondhe opor opor chokh buliye athoba Lady Gaga-r latest fashion faux-pas’r chhobi dekhe ami sondhyebela abar sei laal-holud alor iNdurkole atka poRe bhabchhi, eto time chhilo, timepass’er eto khorak chhilo, tobu mon bhorlona keno?

Keno aro ekta din bebak jole gelo mone hochchhe?

Eta mone hotona, jodi ami baRi phire ese antoto ekta cheesecake bananor cheshtao kortam. nahoy crack-walai holo. jodi baRi ese Coke-Zero’r botolta chhNuRe phele diye full-fat Coke dhokdhok kore golay dhalte partam. jodi drawer’er jonjal taan mere phele diye jetuku-na-holei-noy serokom ekta sotyikarer mitacharii jiibonjaponer sahos dekhate partam.

Jodi amar ‘bhalolaga’gulor amar jiiboner sathe bindumatro somporko thakto. jodi bishwer sobkichhu somporke gnansonchoy na kore ami gutikotok jinis niye poRe thakte partam. gaan, golper boi, Economics. jara shoto anadoreo amar songo chhaReni. sotyikarer bondhutwer bhoyanok shokto poriikkhay distinction peye pass korechhe bochhorer por bochhor.

Ei re, post-ta khub du:kho du:kho hoye gelo naki? bishwas korun amar ektuo du:kho hoyni. dibbi achhi, khachchhi dachchhi dieting korchhi. asole bochhor shesher season to, na chaiteo jomakhoroch chawapawa hyanatyanar hiseb melanor chhNoyach lege jachchhe. kichhutei eRano jachchhena.

Porer post-ta etar theke ekshoguN hasikhushi hobe, promise.

Jeta bolar chhilo...

2011-12-08T21:10:00.010-05:00

Uff ko’din ja gelo na. dulonto asha nirasha, baaRonto somoy, chhutonto deadline. abosheshe gham diye jobonikapat. Anti climax, jothariiti. Half soptaho uurdhwoshwas chhotachhuti ar ruddhoshwas protiikkhar por, aj sondhye theke abar punormushik. bichhanay ardhoshayan hoye video chat-e amuulyo discourse: Sumaner content na Chandriler form, Bangalir sonskritite kontar abodan beshi.

Jeno amar motamoter apekkhay bose ache sobai.

Se na thakukge, hrito gaayer ebong moner jor punoruddhare edhoroNer discourse-er cheye bhalo dawai ar nei. poriikkha kore dekhte paren. Suman-Chandril e ruchi na thakle CPM-Mamata, Sonam-Deepika, Sherlock-Byomkesh. jesob torker kono shesh nei, kono shuru nei, wiki khule anyopokkhoke haatenate bhul promaN kore dewar kono chance nei, sobtheke boRo kotha kono dorkar-i nei prothomoto, sesob torko ekbar kayda kore badhiye dite parlei kella fote. ghonta duyek akaroN chNechamechir por dekhben gola khule gechhe, buker phNopray shonshoniye notun batas khelchhe, jomiye rakha bostapocha monkharapgulo palabar poth pachchhena.

Aj amar kichhu bolar nei. abishwasyo, kintu sotyi. habijabi smriticharoN, gNajakhuri goppo…..kissu na. emonti Bantike bhangiyeo charti baje kotha peRe bosa jachchhena. byasto theke abhyes nei kina, ghilu ghNete gechhe. dhatostho hote somoy lagbe dinkotok.

Tar theke je kothata anekdin bola hoyni, seta abar boli. Abantorer sokol pathokpathikake notun kore mone koriye di je tNara amar kotota upokar korechhen. jNara poRchhen, jNara poRe montobyo korchhen, jNara uNki mere dekhe jachchhen, jNara uNki mere dekhe diirghoshwas phelchhen, tNader sobaike amar moner ekkebare anto:sthol theke dhonyobad. apnara na thakle etodine songo khNujte Facebook-e tNabu phelte hoto amay, seriously.

Bhabtei gaayer rokto jol hoye jay amar, buk shukiye othhe. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Goto ko’din jokhon amar YouTube kholar somoytukuo chhilona, tokhono ami proti 17 minute-e ekbar kore ese ‘stats’ pahara diyechhi. nil ronger uNchunichu pahaRgulor dike thhay takiye thekechhi. kkhoNe kkhoNe tader baRakoma porjobekkhoN korechhi, gobhiir monojog diye. keu na ele thNot phuliyechhi, ele mone monei digbaji kheyechhi dukhana.

Esob korte kortei ekta sondeho dana bNadhchhilo aboshyo, ‘stats’-er dike ei thaay takiye na theke borong notun post bhNajle beshi kaje dito kina.

Ami jani, apnarao janen, dito. ‘Stats’ byaparta kromoshoi sei bajnay poriNoto hochchhe, jar utpate khajna aday dushkor hoye uthhchhe. ko’pata poRa holo gunte giye ki poRlam sob mathar bhetor talgol pakiye jachchhe.

Tobe rognirNoy hoyechhe jokhon, protikarer ashao achhe. ki bolun? bhagyokrome notun bochhor-o ese poRlo bole. ebochhorer ‘resolution season’-er prothom resolution-ta already sthir kore phelechhi ami. abantor prolap bokar amar ei bhiishoN priyo muhuurtoguloke ‘stats’-er phNas theke mukti dewa. apnader asajawar opor theke 24x7 pahara tule newa hobe. bhalo byapar kina?

Shiggir baje kotha khNuje niye asbo abar, bhalo thakben. Ta ta.

Beguni sweater

2011-12-05T20:08:00.008-05:00

Baire poRar jama niye amar sotyi bolchhi bishesh mathabyatha nei. lojja-nibaroN holei holo. ar rastay berole loke ghure na takay emon kichhu holei ami nirbhoye sesob poshakashak pore ghoraphera korte pari.

Kintu ghore porar jama niye amar bistor pochhondo apochhondo achhe. Bangalera jake bole ‘pyakna’. sotyi bolte ki, amar uposorgota sothik byakhya korar jonyo ‘pochhondo apochhondo’, ‘bachhbichar’, esob kono shobdoi ‘pyakna’ shobdotar dharekachhe asena, kintu apnara kina Kolkattaiya Bangla bole-shune-poRe abhyosto, tai nitanto aprotul holeo ami ‘pochhondo apochhondo’ kothatai byabohar korlam.

Jakge. ghore porar jama niye amar pochhondo-apochchhonder prosonge phire asa jak. ek, take jotheshto purono hote hobe. purono maane ekebare dhuddhure purono. eto purono je maa ready hoye achhen, chance pelei ghor mochhar ‘nyata’ banaben. eto purono je amar shoriirer khNaj bhNaj uttol abotol se jamar konthostho hoye gechhe, ‘memory foam’ mattress-er moto. pora matro seta jama theke amar shoriirer arekti protyonge poriNoto hoy. ami chhaRa ar prithibiir dwitiiyo kono manusher gaaye se fit korbe na. amar closet theke take kidnap kore niye giye ichchher biruddhe gaaye choRale se khato hobe, dholdhole hobe, kamRe dhorbe, teRemeRe emon kutkut korbe je apohoroNkarii kNede nakkhot diye se jama amar kachhe pherot diye jaben.

Dui, se jamar ekta ‘time machine effect’ thakte hobe. porlei dhNa kore ami bohubochhor ager sei bikeltay giye uposthit hobo jokhon dhabay bose adda diye amuulyo somoy dedar noshto korchhi. hothat kottheke ekta motasota goru ese, bola nei kowa nei, pechhon theke gola baRiye amar haate dhora chayer cup-e chumuk diyechhe. jeno setai swabhabik. bikele ek cup na khele jeno or matha dhore. tarpor amar chitkarer chote dhabar kukurgulo kirokom holla kore chhutochhuti lagalo, ashepasher lokjoner haat theke chips-er packet chhitke chardike uRe gelo, ghabRe giye Narayanji ek saucepan phutonto cha-ye chinir bodole ek khabla nun dhele dilen. jamata gaaye tola matro esob hubohu mone poRe jabe, karoN chholke poRa chayer daag se jamar sorbotro sarajiiboner moto sNete gechhe.

Tin......

Du:kher bishoy, tin nomborta je ki seta Lalmohonbabu anek bhebeo mone korte parlen na.

Ki boi?

Amar beguni sweater-ta, jeta shiitkal elei ami suitcase theke tene baar kore pore bose thaki, se thanda laguk ar na laguk, setar ei sobkota guN-i achhe. beguni sweater-er prachinotwo niye sondeho korar kono karoN nei, karoN eta bona hoyechhilo amar class 6-er selai class-er syllabus-er angsho hisebe. aagNe hNya, shoshthho shreNii. School-er somosto hostoshilpo ebong suuchibidya shikkhar item-er motoi, ei beguni sweater-o maa bune diyechhilen. agapashtola. baRite jokhon sweater bona hochchhilo, seko’din ami school-e sara selai class dhore khub monojog diye bag theke ul-kNata bar kore soja-ulto buntam. maa jotodine baRite sweater shesh korlen, totodine ami class-e bose bose ekta mile-khanek lomba uler strip bune phelechhi.

Ekta somoy porjonto protyekbochhor shiite bar korar por beguni sweater jokhon amar gaaye khape khape fit kore jeto, maa gobhiir hotashay matha naRten. ekhon ar naRen na, karoN jamakapoR chhoto howar aasha ar nei. se boyos periye gechhe amar.

Maa matha naRle ki hobe, ami mone mone bhoyanok khushi hotam. ebong na, apni ja bhabchhen na toy. Dimple Kapadia 20 bochhor agekar jeans-e ekhono aboliilay dhukte pere jerokom khushi hoye jan, se khushir sathe amar e khushir ektuo mil nei. beguni sweater-er proti amar andho priitir karoN holo sweater-ta amake amar jiibone ekta bhishoN jholmole somoyer kotha mone koray. jokhon poRashuno ghaRer opor aasto joyal hoye othheni, maayer kothamoto dubela boi khule boslei hoye jachchhe, jokhon sondhyegulo TV ar internet-er kusonge poRe boye jayni, apotu Iman ar besuro Harmonium-er pNya-pNya awaje bhore thakchhe.

Eker por ek ektorfa preme poRar du:swopnota jokhono shuru hote deri achhe khanik.

Amader selai class-er dayitwe chhilen Maya didibhai. bhoyanok gombhiir hoye thakten sorbokkhoN. paan theke chun khosle bokten. na khosleo kotmotiye takate chhaRten na. tokhon ei akaroN mejajer mathamundu bujhte partam na, ebong didibhaike apochhondo kortam. ekhon mone hoy, hoyto Bangla-Ingriji-Bhoutobignaner didibhaider theke pachhe chhatriira onake kom bhokti kore sei jonyo bhoy dekhiye didibhai seta pushiye nite chaiten.

Mayadidibhaiyer mejajer mukhe aboshyo amader beshidin poRte hoyni. Class 9-e uthhte na uthhtei Madhyashikkha Parshad niyom kore ‘selai/khela’ byaparta ‘aaboshyik’ bishoyer talika theke soriye ‘oichchhik’ bishoyer talikay dhukiye dilen. amrao sobai “bNacha gechhe baba, ar petticoat selai kore amader asamanyo protibhar apochoy korte hobe na” bole laphiye physics, mechanics, biology additional niye khub kharap kharap nombor pelam. Mayadidibhaiyer selai class shuuNyo poRe roilo.

Bhabi bhagyis class 6-e sweater bonata oichchhik chhilona. jodi thakto tahole ei beguni sweater-ta thakto kothay? protyek shiiter mukhe amar ei nostalgia-y bhogar season aasto ki kore? tar thekeo boRo kotha seta bhangiye aro ekta abantor post-i ba likhtam ki bhabe?

Beguni sweater-ke er poreo na bhalobese para jay, bolun?

Bisraam bishoye

2011-12-02T05:43:00.015-05:00

Jiiboner sathe jNader bindumatro alap-porichoy achhe tNara janen je ekhane sob bhalo ba sob kalo bole kichhu hoyna. ekla thakao byatikrom noy. subidhe agunti, asubidheo achhe haategona. Positive thinking practice korchhi boli se asubidhegulor dike takaina bote, kintu tate tader thakata to ar mitthye hoye jay na, jay ki?

Goto Robibar serokom ekta asubidhe emon prokot hoye uthhlo je take ar agrajhyo kora gelona. ki hoyechhilo jante chan? shunun tobe. jodio bolte lojjay kaan laal hoye jachchhe amar. ei Robibar ami saradin shuyechhilam. saradin. S-A-R-A-D-I-N. jwor na jari na, matha dhoreni, pet kamRayni, keno-ekkhanao-prem-nitol-namano-gelona-sob-majhpothe-dorkocha-mere-phuriye-gelo se baasipocha du:kho-o mathachaRa deyni, emni-i shuye achhi. Just shuye achhi. ar YouTube dekhchhi.

Shuye shuye gayer ekpashta dhore gelo jokhon tokhon uthhe laptop-ta ghuriye ami abar anyopash phire shulam.

Ei pash pherapheri chollo saradin dhore.

Bhabte parchhen? 30 bochhor boyose amar maa chhute chhute office jachchhilen, dule dule promotion-er poriikkhar poRa mukhostho korchhilen, ghemeneye babar (ar nijer) office-er bhat rNadhchhilen, shwosur-shashuRike Horlicks khawachchhilen, sokal 9 tar somoy dorjay pNyakpNyak horn bajiye riksha ese gechhe jokhon, kNachumachu mukhe take “2 minute dNaRao Rabi” bolchhilen, sondeho nei swoyong Jamraj eleo tNake eki kotha bolte hoto maayer, tokhon sobkichhu thamiye mathar opor du-anguler shing uNchiye ‘Hattimatim’ neche 2 bochhorer kNadune konyar monoronjon korchhilen.

Ar ami kebol epash theke opash phire shuchchhi.

Swami-sontan chheRe dilam, ekkhana roommate thakleo nehat chokkhulojjar khatire aalosyer ei nirlojjo advertisement chalate partam na ami. sokale uthhe donboithok diye paper na likhte bosleo, grocery antoto korte berote hoto. balish japte poRe thakar bodole vacuum niye juddhe namte hoto.

Tao jodi emon hoto je saradin shuye theke amar daruN bhalo lagchhe, sara soptaher klanti dhuye muchhe Sombar sokale notun sfuurtite office jachchhi, taholeo ekta kotha chhilo. howar kothao noy. saradin dhamsano bichhanay shuye ghum asena, asleo bhulbhal swopno dekhe majhrattire ekshobar kore chotka bhenge jay. sokale uthhe matha dopdop, gaa byatha, mejaj tong. niyom kore beje othha maayer phone tule aswabhabik thanda golay boli, "hNya bolo...."

Athocho maa ki korle amar ei akaroN atyachar theke rokkha paben, ta amar ajana nei. sobtheke boRo kotha ki korle ami nijei nijer ei bodmejaj ar saradiner gaa-myajmyajer haat theke bNachbo setao akkhore akkhore jana achhe amar.

Ami jani amar ekta “perfect’ din kemon dekhte.

Aschorjer byapar, sei dinguloy na achhe balish, na achhe YouTube. borong sokkal sokkal uthhe prato:bhromoN, “perfect” ek cup cha kheye somoymoto office pNouchhono, mon diye kaaj kora, boss-ke dekhle mukh nichu kore na paliye chokher dike takiye hese kotha bola, baRi phire ese maake nije thekei phone kore chomke dewa, amar katono sera ekta diner anyotomo upadan.

Erokom ekta diner sheshe bichanay ga thekao matro ghum. dekhte na dekhte arame chokh buje ase. majhrate du:swopno to bhulei jan, emonki Christian Bale-e ese ghumer byaghat ghotate sahos paanna.

Tobu Shoni-Rabibar ele ami sob bhule saradin shuye thaki. sara soptaher gadhar khatunir jonyo prize di nijeke nijei.

Prize-er sathe nirghum raat free pawa jabe jeneo.

chhobir utso

Kono chinta nei

2011-11-28T23:24:00.010-05:00

Kasbay mamar baRi ar Konnagare jethur baRi chhaRa ami jiibone je jaygatay sobtheke beshi baar gechhi, seta holo Puri. maayer kole chepe gechhi, babar 6 foot uNchu kNadher dudike du-paa jhuliye bose gechhi, protyek annual poriikkhar por gechhi, protyek alternate goromer chhutite gechhi, college-e poRar somoy jokhon prithiibir sobkichhu niyei abishwas tunge tokhon gechhi, ebong baRir sobar muchki haasi agrajhyo kore mondirer trisiimanay paa na diye eka eka somudrer tiire bose borer hoddo hoyechhi.

Somudre hutopati kore snan ar pheriwalar kNadhe jholano aluminium-er patre shalpata dhaka dewa mishti khawa ar probol doradori kore sosta jhinuker mala kena chhaRa Purite ar je bishoyta anibarjo chhilo seta holo Kunthiya poribarer songe sakkhatkar. Gouranga Kunthiya tosyo pita Gopal Kunthiya tosyo pita Gagan Kunthiya erokom ke jane kotoshoto tosyo aage amar kono ek puurbopurush kono ek Kunthiya pandar khatay nijer naamdham likhiye esechhilen, sei theke Puri gelei Kunthiya poribarer totkaliin jiibito protinidhir sathe amader dekha hoto.

Dekha hoto bolata aboshyo bhul. amader Udaygiri-Khandagiri-Nandankananer aafing khawa shiirNo jhimonto sada bagh lokkhotomo baar dekhar dombondho schedule-er moddhye Kunthiyara thik kayda kore amader sathe dekha korar somoy baar korten. ese bose kushol binimoy korten, pheriwalar theke sokalbela kena mishti ar Kakatuyar khaja udorsaat korten, amader sobar mathay haat rekhe biRbiR kore ashirbaad diten ar jawar somoy dokkhiNa niye jete bhulten na.

Routine-er moto.

Kunthiya moshai dorjar baire paa rakha matro amrao routine kore hasahasi kortam. nirmol hasahasi.

Ekbochhor khali ei routine-er ekta mone rakhar moto byatyoy ghotechhilo. Gouranga na Gopal, kon Kunthiya seta ekhon ar mone nei, ese mishti ar khaja kheye, dokkhiNa niye othhbar muhuurte hothat kii mone kore abar bose poRe fos kore amar haat tene niye dekhte shuru korlen. byapartar jonyo amra keui prostut chhilamna, tai haat dekhadekhir proti asiim abogna thaka sotweo baba maa thotomoto kheye chup kore roilen. ar amar kotha to chheRei din. merudondo amar ekhono nei, tokhono chhilona. Kunthiya moshai gombhiir mukhe amar haat neRecheRe dekhe sohanubhuutir sure baba maake bollen, e meye bhogabe apnader. ja rojgar koren tar ardhek berobe eke daktar dekhate.

Robi Thakurke tukle dosh nei, tai bolchhi, er theke abyortho bhobishyodbaNii amra keui ar jiibone kokhono shunini.

Kintu tini etei thamlen na. amar haat chheRe thakumar haat niye poRlen. du minute chup kore theke, chokh tule thakumar chokher dike soja takiye asombhob niruttap golay bollen,

“Apni 88 bochhor boyose mara jaben.”

Bole amader 4 joner hNaa kora mukher samne diye jholabag kNadhe tule aboliilay dorja diye beriye gelen.

Sebochhor amader haasita ar ato praNkhola hoyni, bolai bahulyo.

Etodin pore abar sediner kothata mone poRlo karoN khobor esechhe thakuma Nursing Home-e. bolar moto asukh kichhu nei. bardhokyoi prodhan karoN. thakumar haat paa shirdNaRa eto buRo hoye gechhe je ar nijeder kaaj thikmoto korte parchhe na. tader dosh dewa jayna, meghe meghe 82 to holo. Phone-e maayer raatjaga duschinta joRano gola shunlam, babar apato nishchinto golar pechhone lukote chawa bhoytake dhore phelteo koshto holona.

Kintu amar kichhutei bhoy lagchhena keno ke jane. ami dibbi office-e aschhi, coffee room-e colleague-der sathe adda marchhi, emonki Abantorer jonyo post-o likhchhi. nijeri adbhut lagchhilo. tahole ki thakumake ar bhalobasina ager moto? thakumake baad diyei nijer jiibonta kolpona korte shikhe gechhi ei ko’bochhorer duure thakay? Out of sight out of mind? Thakuma?

Nijeke jor kore mone koranor cheshta korlam, ei boyose ja kichhu ghotte pare jokhon tokhon. maayer next phone-ta ele ekta bishesh khobor shonar rehearsal dilam mone mone besh kobar. kichhutei kichhu kaaj dilo na.

KaroN ami nishchit thakuma baRi phire asbe. ami nishchit samner Robibar phone-er opaare thakuma ready thakbe paRar chena, half-chena lokeder hNaRir khobor niye. baki sobai jokhon kobe biye korchhis jigges kore kore kaner poka noRiye debe, tokhon amar thakuma nishchinto golay bolbe, “Sona bhalo koirya khaiyo ar mon diya chakrita koiro. byas.”

Ar tachhaRa Kunthiyar bhobishwadbaNiitakei ba bhule jai ki kore. 88 ekhono anek duur thakuma, tar aage amader aro anek anekbaar dekha hobe. keu atkate parbe na. chintar kichchhu nei.

Sahaj sotyi

2011-11-27T23:26:00.010-05:00

Step jump kora amar bohudiner rog. amader school-e class 6 porjonto angke 100/100 pele ekkhana isspecial prize dewa hoto. 100 pawar hisebta aboshyo oto sorol chhilo na. Half yearly-r age 3 khana monthly test newa hoto, pore aro 3 khana. sei test-er nomborgulo jog, biyog, guN, bhag, square root ityadi probhriti kore ekta sonkhya beroto, tarpor half yearly ar annual poriikkhar nomborduto niye abar khanik jolghola kore arekta sonkhya. tarpor sei sonkhyaduto niye pher nanarokom keramoti kore thik kora hoto ke prize pabe.

Tobe masik, shaNmashik, barshik sob poriikkhatei jodi keu full marks peye jeto tahole ar didibhaira oto jhamelar moddhye jeten na, sorbosommotikrome takei prize diye khel khotom korten.

Ami baarkoyek protijogitar last lap porjonto giyechhilam, kintu sheshmuhuurte bad sadhto oi step jump. Annual poriikkhay shesh angkotay bidyutbege mathar bhetor 17 ar 27 jog kore tar theke 5 baad diye confidently 38 bosiye, khata joma diye mohanonde hall-er baire beriye astam. ar amar prize-er douR protyekbar 97-e ese kNyaaaaach kore break koshto.

Jai hok se niye sotyi bolchhi amar ar ektuo afshosh nei. kintu step jump-er rogta theke gechhe. ageo bolechhi bodhhoy, koljer jor thakle step jump kore ami eddine ekkhana bachcha jogaR kore baRi niye astam, kintu dekhai jachchhe, jor nei. dudher swad ghole metate ami tai saradin internet-e ghure ghure bachchakachcha songkranto khobor khNuje khNuje poRi. khobor, article, bitorko, breaking news, kichchhu baad diina. shishupaloner adhunik somosto totwo, totwer phNakphokor, bisheshogner motamot, sobkichhu amar nokhodorpoNe.

Practical poriikkha adou hobe kina thik nei, kintu theory-te amar butpotti niye keu angul tulte parbena.

Dekheshune ja bujhechhi, baki somosto bishoyer motoi, bachcha boRo korar sobjantader-o bindumatro dharoNa nei tNara ki bolchhen, keno bolchhen. bachchake ulto kore showano uchit na soja kore, martei jodi hoy tahole chNaatita norom norom phulo phulo gaale mara uchit naki komol poshchaddeshe, esob basic proshnei ekhono kono dujon bisheshogno ekmot hote parenni.

Edike joler moto taka khoroch kore scientific study hochchhe. amar apnar hritpindo ningRe newa tax-er taka. sarajiibon bistor matha ghamiye, gadagada somiikkha chaliye ekjon expert abosheshe dhakdhol pitiye raay diyechhen, ‘TV dekha bachchar pokkhe kharap, kintu alposwolpo dekhle kkhoti nei.’

Dekhun, taka khoroch korte ami raji achhi. sotyo ebong Science-er jonyo sobkichhui je tyag kora jay, e niye ami ni:shongshoy. amar nalishta holo, scientific sotyigulo sobsomoyei emon bemokka somoye prokashito hoy je amar kono kaajei lage na. ei alposwolpo TV dekhar byapartai ar ko’bochhor age phNas hole, ke jane, hoyto amar maao amake alposwolpo ‘Chitrahar’ dekhte diten. Hindi cinemar gaaner proti sorbokkhoN orokom kkhoRgohosto hoye thakten na.

Sorbosomokkhe nijer bachchar protibhar prodorshonii kora uchit kina, ba korleo kotokhani kora uchit, seta arekta jwolonto issue. eta sotyi, chhelemeyeder diye khel dekhiye nijeder CV chokchoke korar jhNokta babamaayeder chirodiner. kintu ekhon je seta ekta matratirikto porjaye pNouchhechhe, setao sotyi. age 5 bochhorer sontanke baranday bosiye goRgoRiye Anandabajar reading poRiye, paRar ducharjon phokla-dNeto dadudidake chomotkrito korei baba maa kkhanto diten, ekhon bachcha ‘Sheela ki Jawani’-r sathe komor jhNakate shekha matro tNara ETV-r producer-er ghorer baire ghormakto dhornay bose jan.

Hingse? hotei pare. paRagNeye barandar theke ETV-r antorjatik exposure je bachchar bhobishyot akash-patal bodle dite pare se kotha ati boRo sondehobatik-o swiikar korben. korte badhyo.

Kintu amar mathay ekta chhobi kebol ghurephire ase. amader paRar ekti bachchar mukh. mukh-o na thik. mathar pechhonta. tao abar laal niil holud sobuj ronger ul diye bona boutupi dhaka matha. ekmone jhNuke putuler blond chule binuni pakachchhe. bojhai jachchhe konyar keshchorchay maayer nishthhay phNaki nei, karoN putuler sonali chuler beshirbhag-i hawa, golapi taak sara matha pray chheye phelechhe.

Putuler taak theke chokh na soriyei se somobeto srotader uddeshye gnan bitoroN chaliye jachchhilo. 5-5 ta bochhor prithibiir matite hNete cholephire beRiye songroho kora amuulyo, dushprapyo gnan. maa, arthat sotyikarer maa, samne chhilen. tNake uddeshyo kore putuler maa bollo, “maa tumi kokhono kauke bolo na to je amar meye ki lokkhi ki bhalo, sob kotha shone, jokhon boli tokhoni poRte bose jay?”

Asol maa thotomoto kheye giye jigges korlen, keno bolle kkhoti ki, ar bolte gele ki-i ba bola uchit.

Putuler sobjanta maa janalo, orokom bolte nei. bolle loke bhabbe, dekhechho maa nijei nijer meyer proshongsa korchhen, jeta khubi boka boka. tai jodi keu jante chay, tahole jeno maa bolen, tNar meye bhoyanok bodmas, ektao kotha shonena, eto boyos holo ekhono 5-er namta mukhostho bolte pare na, khali matheghate noshtamo kore beRay.

Bolte hole je baRiye bolar theke komiye bolai buddhimaner, seta putuler oi pNuchke maayer bujhte ektuo asubidhe hoyni. jodio boRo hoye asol maa hote hote ei sohoj sotyita tar nijer matha thekei beriye jabe, setao chokh buje bole dewa jay.

Fine-er phere

2011-11-24T01:54:00.008-05:00

Jiibone je koti haategona dhrubosotyer sathe amar porichoy ghotechhe, tar modhye ekta holo library-r membership newa ar niyomito ‘fine’ dewar chuktipotre soi kora, eki kotha. se ami jotoi charter jaygay ekta mattor finfine choti boi niye asina keno, ba tinkhanar jaygay ekkhana saRe satattor minute-er DVD, jotoi cup-er por cup koRa coffee kheye ar electric bill baRiye raat jege se boi ar DVD shesh korina keno, sheshporjonto screen-e amar naamer pashe roktakto akkhore ‘due fines’ dopdop korbei.

Kintu prithibiite chirokal-i kichhu lok thake jara monepraNe bishwas kore, cheshta korle manush sob pare. durbhagyoboshoto serokom koyekjoner sathe amar ghonishthhota achhe. taderke bhul promaN korar jonyoi ekdin ami moroNpoN kore nirdishto somoysiimar shesh din, library bondho howar kNatay kNatay 5 minute age boi DVD sob bag-e pure ghamte ghamte hNapate hNapate counter-e uposthit holam. odiker mohila baRi jawar jonyo bag gochhate shuru korechhilen. birokto mukhe bag soriye rekhe boigulo scan korte shuru korlen. DVD-r baksho haate niyei tNar kNochkano bhuru aro kNuchke gelo. mohila baksho khullen. DVD kothay?

Of course baRite rekhe asa amar laptop-er moddhye. ar kothay-i ba thakte pare bole apnar mone hoy? DVD-r to pakha gojayni je nije nije uRe park-e hawa khete jabe.

Matha uNchu kore baRi phire shorto moto Bantir mathay dukhana chNati bosiye ami haatenate promaN kore dilam je fine dewar opor or-amar moto noshwor manusher kono haat nei. ota doibo-nirbondho.

Cheshta korle manush sob pare, se santwonar dhappatao arekbar promaN hoye gelo.

Ami taRahuRo korina. porer din-i hNachorpachor kore DVD bakshe pure library chhutina. dhiiresusthe apekkha kori, jate jorimanar porimaN ektu baRe. ditei jokhon hobe, tokhon ekbare beshi korei dewa bhalo, amar mote. alposwolpo fine diye haat gondho kora amar poshay na.

Apni ko’rokom fine diyechhen? ami motamuti jotorokom hoy totorokom diyechhhi. Library fine, train-er monthly ticket expire kore jawar fine. jotodin monthly valid chhilo totodin checker-er tikir dekha chhhilo na. phurote na phurotei kamray kaalo coat ar khaki urdir chhoRachhoRi. apni jodi bolar cheshta koren je kaalkei matro phuriyechhe, kheyal chhilona, kingba kheyal thakleo aj train dhuke jachchhilo dekhe chhute uthhe poRechhen, TT emon thanda chokhe apnar dike takaben jeno apni daagi jochchor. sorkari taka mere train-e choRte apnar bindumatro buk kNape na.

Kajei ami kotha na baRiye taka baar kore ditam protyekbar.

PhNaka rasta peye moner sukhe speedometer-er kNata choRiye fine nije diini aboshyo, tobe sakkhii thekechhi aguntibaar. ami nije nyatpete niriiho hole ki hobe, amar bondhura sobai bolgahiin, beporoya.

Sei beporoya bondhuder sathe dol bNedhe ekbar pasher county-te lake-er pashe gechhilam picnic korte. giye dekhi saari diye bNadha rongchonge nouko dheuyer taale alpo alpo dulchhe. Dollar phelo, nouko choRo. ekjoRa dada-didi, jNader esob chhelemanushi theke mon uthhe gechhe anekdin, tNara dangay theke sausage ar murgir thyang grill korar dayitwo nilen. amra bakira huRohuRi thelatheli chNechamechi kore ekkhana noukoy uthhe poRlam.

Majhnodiite giye hothat koyekjoner sNatar katar ichchhe holo. ichchher dosh nei. toltole niil jol. eto porishkar je antoto 5 haat nich porjonto porishkar dekha jachchhe. ektai khotka, lake-er chardike emonki noukor gaaye porjonto boRo boRo kore poshtaposhti lekha achhe, jole pa dilei jorimana.

Amader dolneta Bangalir sei amogh aptobakyo uchcharoN korlen, “are dhur kichchhu hobe na, naamto.” amra jhopang jhopang kore sobai jhNap marlam.

Bakituku andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. jhNap mara matro ke jane kotha theke bNashi bajiye security nouko ese uposthit. amader jol theke othhar sujog-o na diye fine-er rosid kete tNara haasimukhe amader mukher opor se rosid nachate laglen.

Tobe amar abhijog nei. joto fine diyechhi jiibone, se sobi nyajyo fine. nitantoi nijer doshe. Itihas boiye poRechhi dhormo, borNo, jaatir bhittite juge juge loke fine niyechhe, diyechhe. amake je serokom kichhur mukhe poRte hoyni se jonyo ami sotyi sotyi kritogno.

Aboshyo rotona shunechhi amar aamoleo edhoroNer fine-er chol je chhilona ekebare, serokomta noy. chena anekei bolechhe, tader school-e Banglay kotha bolle jorimana newa hoto. uddeshyo ati mohot, chhelepuleke furfure Ingriji bolte shekhano. Arthoniitir basic totka proyog kore Bangla bolay disincentive create kora, arthat pocket money–te thaba bosano, jate chhatrochhatri baap-baap bole Ingrijite kotha bole. amader addatei ekjon kNachumachu mukhe swiikar korlo, monitor howar subade ei Bangla-kor takeo aaday korte hoyechhe. shobdo pichhu 25 poysa.

Se ke? bola baroN. se bechara sotyi anutopto. System-er shikar. tobe apnara jehetu doyalu lok, take akaroNe doshii thauraben na, tai ekta hint dichchhi. tar naamer shurute ‘B’ achhe.

Notun kore

2011-11-21T01:54:00.010-05:00

Ki khobor? kemon cholchhe apnader? amar sotyi kotha bolte ki kichhui cholchhe na. dine dine jibonta kirokom ghumpaRani ganer chehara nichchhe.

Tobu bNachoya, ami jader sathe uthi-bosi khai-shui tader abostha amar moto koruN noy. ghumpaRani gaaner chaite hollagaRir sathei tader jiiboner saadrishyo beshi. tara hoihoi kore preme poRchhe, preme hNochot kheye hNatu jheRe uthheo poRchhe, poriikkha dichchhe, nombor pachchhe, gaddu khachchhe, chakri khNujchhe, peye “dhur boss-ke hebby baje dekhte” bole se chakri chheRe anyo chakri nichchhe.

Banti sedin ese sollase ghoshoNa korlo, dupurbela office-e bose haater kachhe korar moto ar kichchhu na peye o sheshmesh vegetarian hoye gechhe. amakeo dole tanar cheshta korechhilo, ami raji hoini. matha kharap? sokaler dimseddhota baad dile bNeche thakar aro ekta chhuto kome jabe amar.

Goto maase erokom byastobagiish dui bondhur sathe house hunting-e beriyechhilam. amar jonyo noy, bolai bahulyo. tNader jonyo. beronor ichchhe chhilona ektuo. abar coat poro, gloves golao, tupi choRao, boot namao. ekrash hangama. kintu bondhura kono kotha shunte chailen na. tene baar korlen. kodin dhore honye hoye khNujeo ektao moner moto baRi pawa jachchhe na. saadh ar sadhyer sei chirokele jhogRa badhchhe.

Sheshe tNara amar dwarostho hoyechhen. “tumi cholo. tomar experience achhe, jeta bolbe seta niye nebo. ar para jachchhe na boss.”

Experience achhe kina janina, tobe chokhe power achhe bistor. bhorsata nitanto amuulok nao hote pare.

Ja hoy. se bikele je duto baRi dekhar kotha chhilo, tar prothomtai chokhe lege gelo amader 3 joner-i. ekta boRosoRo living, duto maapmoto bedroom, rannaghortao budget anupate riitimoto khelano. ar bathroom-ta dekhe sotyi bolte ki amari third roommate hoye eder sathe jute jete ichchhe korchhilo. atikoshte nijeke songboroN korechhi.

Potropathh credit check takapoysa soisabud sango kore bondhura move in korlen. jothasomoye ‘grihoprobesh’er nemotonno-o elo. ami hochchhi jake bole guest of honour. amar poymontorei je baRi-bhagyo khule gechhe onader, sekotha bondhura ekshobar kore bollen.

Nirdishto dine gift pack kora ekkhana dewalghoRi bogoldaba kore nemontonno khete hajir holam. baRite paa diye amar chokkhusthir. Fyatfete sada dewal ghera khNa khNa kora square foot-er bhol palte gechhe. bohu-haat-pherta molin furniture-e Fab India theke uRiye ana rongchonge ethnic dhakna, koNer sidetable-e bonsai bNashgachh ar kaan khaRa kora Bankurar ghoRa. ekdiker dewal alo kore jhulchhe RadhaKrishner raasliilar Madhubani byakhyan, anyo dewale dNat-khNichono-buk-kNapano bhoyal tribal mukhosh. Centre table-e rakha joler batite bhasonto chhotochhoto laalniil mombati theke mishti ekta fulel gondho ghorer haway aalto bhese beRachchhe.

Bondhura baRi ghuriye dekhalen. sorbotro suruchi ar porichhonnotar chhap. kothao kichhu bemanan nei, khapchhaRa nei. ghurte ghurte ekjoner shobar ghore pNouchholam. ar tokkhuni amake prothom thomkate holo.

Ekta poRar table. bahari noy, ketadurosto noy. khanduyek drawer-wala ekta kathher table ar ekta kethho chair. Table-er opore pendani-te 2-3te pen pencil, chhoto sadakalo dial-er ekta golpana ghoRi ar ekta table lamp. sadamata. Classic. Lamp-er jwolonto bulb-er alo table-er opor poRe ekta holud britter srishti korechhe. charpasher abchha andhokare aalor brittotake aro ujjwol lagchhe.

Drishyotar samne dNaRiye bohu bohudin por amar poRte bosar ichchhe holo. bhishoN ichchhe. tiibro, adomyo ichchhe. jotokhani ichchhe hole buker bhetor chinchin byatha shuru hoy totokhani ichchhe. pashe laptop khule, poRte poRte kkhoNe kkhoNe e-tab o-tab ghoraghurir poRa noy. ‘Goodboy’ khata ar Chinese fountain pen ar table-er opor chhotrakar boiyer khola patar opor jhNuke poRa niboddho drishti ar nibishto moner poRashuno. etotai nibishto je pechhon theke maa ese table-e Complan-er cup rakhleo buk dhoRas kore uthhbe.

Sei theke mon kemon korchhe. mone hochchhe orokom ekta table chair, ghoRi, holud aalor table lamp, sada patar khata ar fountain pen jodi pai, tobe abar sob notun kore shuru korte pari. kothao kono phNak na rekhe. jemon kore korar kotha chhilo.

Andy Rooney

2011-11-14T06:41:00.010-05:00

Second gulo kibhabe minute-e, minute gulo kibhabe ghontay, ghontagulo kibhabe dine, dingulo soptahe, soptaho mase, maas bochhore palte palte jachchhe bhogoban-i janen. ar 45 din por bochhortai phuriye jabe edike amar ‘2011 resolution list’-er saRe charkhana item-o cover kora hoyni.

Joghonyo.

Atyashchoro byapar holo kaajer kaaj ektao hochchhena, athocho akajer kajer jonyo ekphNota somoy nei. jemon dhorun goto Shukrobar jokhon mone poRlo 11 ta beje 11 minute 11 second-e chailei bhogoban chhoppor phNuRe ja chaibo tai deben, laphiye uthhe ghoRir dike takiye dekhi already 2 to beje 43 minute hoye gechhe.

Ekhon bose thako hNaa kore 100 bochhor, abar kobe sei birol cosmic somapoton ghotbe sei apekkhay.

Tobe 11.11.11 miss kore jawar thekeo amar beshi du:kho hoyechhe ekti mrityur khobor miss kore jaway.

Probaser prothom shiiter bishoNNo sondhyeguloy, jokhon kothay Banti kothay ke, serokom ek sondhyey amar bohu-haat-pherta lojjhoRe TVr sakulye 3 te channel-er 1 ta channel-e Andy Rooney-ke prothom dekhechhilam ami.

Ekta khitkhite buRo lok, bhurujoRa dekhle amader Sailen Dasgupta-r kotha mone poRe, coat-pant pore bose entar nindemondo kore jachchhe. lokjoner khawadawa, poshakashak, newspaper-er headline, dudher packet kholar instruction, bhogoban achhen ki nei, chhata-lathhi tupi bookcase backpack, konokichhu niyei tar motamoter anto nei.

Motamot-o khubi sorol. kichhui loktar pochhondo noy. sobkichhui chorom asubidhejonok, ajouktik, arthohiin, abantor.

Andy Rooney-te aasokto hote amar 2 minute-er beshi lageni bolai bahulyo.

30 bochhorer 1097 ta soptaho dhore Andy Rooney tuchchho kotha bole gechhen. etoi tuchchho je Shonibarer adday porjonto segulo niye chorcha korte amader songkoch hoy. pachhe daamii kothar somoye taan poRe. athocho daami kothar bhandar Andy-r kichhu kom chhilona. chaile tini dwitiiyo bishwojuddhe Germany-r opor America-r bomabaji niye gobhiir probondho rochona korte parten, Nazi Concentration Camp-er bhoyabohotar haategona protyokkhodorshii howar moharghyo material tNar jhulite chhilo. tobu soptahante 3 minute prime time-e camera-r samne hajir hoye Rooney-r Wastepaper Basket-er theke ar kono bishoy beshi joruri mone hoyni.

Andy Rooney sei birol luptropray celebrity-kuler ekjon, jini haasi na pele konodin karor dike takiye hasenni, agunti anuragir chithir uttore “thank you” bolake jini baRabaRi mone korechhen, autograph dewar chaite niralay bose dinner kora jNar kachhhe ekshoguN beshi kamonar chhilo.

Diirgho 70 bochhor dhore Andy Rooney likhe gechhen, kintu du:kher bishoy tNar kono lekhai quotation hoye othhar jogyota arjon korte pareni. ami nishchit ete tini kebol hNap chheRei bNechechhen, tobuo ami Andy Rooney-ke quote korar lobh samlate parlam na.

“I just wish insignificance had more stature.”

Me too Andy, me too.

Tarar sathe friendship

2011-11-12T03:36:00.012-05:00

Kemon achhen? anekdin bade dekha holo. amar dibbi chole jachchhe. majhe ‘phNakibaji’r moRok lege gota ekta soptaho hapis hoye jawa bad dile. ar already dujoRa gloves ke jane kothay hariye asa bad dileo.

Sedin celebrity niye kotha uthechhilo. majhemajhei othe. jokhoni juddhobigrohe khanikta bhNata poRe, moroNottor quotation-er stock phuriye ase, sopto billion-tomo bachchhar jonmer por dinkoyek atikranto hoy, advisor-er songe Bantir saptahik dekha korar dinta periye jay, soja kothay Shukrobarer sondhyer bajar gorom korar moto bishoyer abhab holei amar tarokader niye tanatani kori.

Aj porjonto ektibaro tNara amader hotash koren ni. aboidho prem, wardrobe malfunction, angoprotyonger size magic-er moto baRiye komiye amader adday abiram indhon jugiye gechhen. sedin abar shunlam ke jeno pete balish bNedhe michhimichhi pregnant sheje ghure beRachchhilen. ajkalkar sci-fi camera-r chokh, phNaki dite chailei to ar dewa jayna. thik dhore phelechhe. aguntibaar videoclip dekhiye dekhiye uttejito ghoshika chitkar kore bolchhen, “oi je dekhun dekhun, balisher khole hairline bhNaj dekha gelo. dekhlen? dekhlen? oi je oi je!”

Sei sondhyeta je ki anonde ketechhilo ki ar bolbo.

Amar jiibone celebrity-r sannidhyolabh bolte sobedhon niilmoNi, sei bochhor 20 age Kulu-r mathhe Mukesh Khannar autograph shikarer abhignota. Celebrity niye golpo shuru holei ami sheyaler kumirchhana dekhanor moto chot kore golpota arekbar shuniye di. sedin-o dilam. shune Banti mukhobyadan kore bollo, “dhus autograph. amar wall-e kaal majhrattire amuk-da ese 3-3 khana scrap kore gechhe jano?”

Khoborta agei kane esechhilo. Facebook songkranto baki sob khoborer motoi ami prothomta, “ja ja, dekhge kono cheating-baaj benami account khule tupi porachchhe toder” bole uRiye diyechhilam. tarpor dekhi Banti sodyo-patano celebrity-dadar sathe kothopokothon tNar profile picture shuddhu copy paste kore pathiyechhe. tateo jokhon kaaj holona, tokhon dadar ‘friendlist’ goRgoR kore reading poRe somosamoyik besh koyekta namidami chena loker naam shuniye dilo Banti. abosheshe amar mene newa chhaRa kono upay-i roilo na je, ini-i tini.

Banti santwona dewar cheshta kore bollo, “du:kho kiser? jottosob. Facebook-e account kholatake eto gurutwo dewar ki achhe?”

Hoyto nei. kintu generation gap namer sei atolaanto khader odhare dNaRiye je kothata o bujhte parchhe na, amader somoye ‘celebrity’ kothatar manei anyo chhilo. ‘Personality’ shobdotar moto. School-er je didibhaiyer gola sobcheye bajkhNai, jNar chokh sorbodai kotkote laal, ar jini jolodgombhiir golay “Kuntala” bole ekbar dakle amar body temperature jhop kore 10 degree neme jeto, ekmatro take dekhei amra aRale boltam, “uff ki personality.” thik serokom sunglass pore chokh na dhakle amra kauke ‘celebrity’ bole reyat kortam na. nagaler baire na thakle abar nokkhotro kiser?

Ekante srishtisukhe nimogno thakar bodole tini dike dike friend request pathachchhen ebong accept korchhen, bhabte gele mathar moddhye kothao ekta taal katchhe ekhono.

Tobe ami anyay korchhi hoyto. jNara kono kichhute anyoder theke anekta bhalo, ekakitwo nishchoy tNader ar 5ta manusher theke anek beshi bhogay. sei ekgheye chena britte ghurpak khawar por baRi phire ‘asadharoNotwo’ lukiye achena loker sathe chat korle aram lage. anek swiikriti pawar poreo aro ektukhani proshongsa shunbar ichchhe hoyto baki theke jay moner koNe. aro khanikta mugdhota. aro proshosti. aro fan.

Kajei abishwas ar akaroN monkharaptake jheRe phele dilam. mone poRlo nehat kNacha boyose jiiboner ekmatro ‘fan letter’ ta ami ei bhodrolokkei likhechhilam. niil ronger inland khame. uttor pawar asha chhilona ektuo, tobu maas tinek dhore hostel-er ghorer dorjar tola theke chithir koNa uNki marle buk dhoRas kore uthhto.

Ekhon bujhi, timing-e bhul chhilo. ekhon bondhutwer prarthona pathale tini pherate parten na. swopner manusher sathe dinante du-charte scrap binimoy kora jeto. ki bhabchhen, ki likhchhen, tar tukro jholok status msg-er ghulghuli diye dekhte petam. se soubhagyo-i ba kojoner hoy?

Tobu sotyi bolchhi, ei friendship-ta na howar du:kho to amar nei-i, borong mone mone hNap-i chhaRchhi. Friend holei unfriended howar bhoy. se chithir uttor ele ami anonde pagol hoye jetam thik-i, kintu ke bolte pare, 10 bochhor bade boiyer bhNaj theke achomka se chithi berole, chhelemanushi bole hese take golla pakiye waste-paper basket-e phelei ditam hoyto. se boRo bhoyonkor hoto.

Mokkhom proshno

2011-11-04T17:19:00.005-04:00

Amar age group-er je kojoner ekhono wicket poRte baki chhilo, tara buddhimaner moto, ar apekkha na kore patro-patri khNujte shuru kore diyechhen. poriikkhito ebong promaNito pothe. baba maa, paRapoRshi, Anandabajar, Projapoti dot com.

Tader moddhye haategona jader songe ekhono anodhikar chorcha chalano jay, serokom ekjonke chatbakshe pakRao kore jigges korlam, “aalap howar por ki jigges korli? tokei ba ki jigges korlo?”

Jene rakha bhalo.

Bondhu janalen, leisure time-e ki kore seta jana khub important. Pub-hopping naki ‘Pyaar kii ye ek kahani’. Non-veg na veg. Social drinker naki na khele raate ghum ase na. Subaltern Baulgaan na Chamak Challo. ei sob general proshnottor.

Ami mon diye shunchhi dekhe bondhu jhuli theke beRalta sheshmesh bar koren. “aboshyo esob khali opor opor dhuulojhaRa. Beating about the bush. asli compatibility-r poriikkha nite gele ekta proshnoi khali korte hobe toke.”

Ami utkorNo hoi.

Bondhu totokkhoNe dhorei niyechhen compatibility-r koshtipathore porokh korar moto keu abosheshe jutechhe amar. utsahito hoye poramorsho den, “sotyi sotyi moner mil hobe kina jante hole jigges korbi, ‘ki boi poRen?’”

Oh. ami kemon thotomoto kheye jai. jiibonsongii nirbachoner moroN-bNachon poriikkhar proshnopotro eto soja, mante mon chayna. tar theke jiibondorshon-torshon songkranto kichhu jigges korle bhalo hoy na?

Bondhur mejaj khNichRe jay. Challenge chhNuRe diye bolen, “khub soja proshno mone hochchhe bujhi? achchha bol dekhi toke ei proshnota korle ki uttor dibi?”

“A Murder is Announced?”

Mukh foske naamta beriye jawa matro bujhi, hoyni. bondhu chatbakshei pray chNechate thaken, “ei bolbi tui? Murder?”

Ami praNpoNe arekta bhalolaga boiyer naam hatRai mathar bhetor. ebong shonkito hoye abishkar kori amar pochhonder sobkota boiyer naamei ‘murder’ jwoljwol korchhe.

Hajar hok chhotobelar bondhu, amake emon durobosthay phele palate paren na. khankotok boiyer naam suggest koren jegulo bolle biyer bajare daam khanikta choRleo choRte pare amar.

Naamgulo ardhek shunei ami chine pheli. ohhh, sei syllabus-er golper boigulo. na poRle dhabar adday ke ki bolchhe kichchhu mathay dhukbe na, sob ‘tan’ hoye jabe. byajar mukhe bose mosha marte hobe kebol. tokhon bujhbe moja.

Ami sheshrokkha korar ashay taRataRi aro du-charte naam supply di. ‘Tuntunir boi’ cholbe? ‘Pagla Dashu‘? seki! ‘The Automatic Durgagraph’wala sei golpotao cholbe na?

Bondhu gobhiir hotashay matha naRen. kichchhu hochchhe na. ‘bhalolagar’ boi holei je hobena, ‘bhalo’ boi howao je chorom gurutwopuurNo, ei kothatai amar mathay dhokanor abiram cheshta kore jan.

Se korun ge, shunetune ami jetuku bujhlam esob boipoRa-torar chokkore giye kaaj nei, bhoyanok golmele byapar. tar theke ami borong lokkhyo rakhbo khete khete khop kore daanhaate joler glass dhore kina, ar mukh hNaa kore chiboy kina. tatei amar ja bojhar bojha hoye jabe.

Bishesh droshtobyo: Jai Arjun Singh, amar khub priyo ekjon lekhok, ‘boipoRa’ niye ei lekhata likhechhen. apnader kotha janina, amar ekebare moner kothata likhe diyechhen bhodrolok.

Ekla cholo

2011-11-03T01:57:00.004-04:00

Amar bondhuder ami je kotokhani pochhondo kori, seta nishchoy bole dewar dorkar nei. dutor beshi tinte kotha bolte gelei amar hoy Banti, noy Sudipto, noy Shibalee, noy Somasree, noy Chiru-r prosongo tana chhaRa upay thakena. oder chhaRa amar Shukrobarer bikel arthohiin. Shukrobarer bikeler poth cheye katano soptaner baki 6 khana bikel-o meaningless.

Oder sathe ekta gota raat jege adda marar por pordin office kore ese abar sararaat jagte pari, shing bhenge Go-karting korte giye nijeke chorom apodostho korte pari, oder sathe soptahe ekbar Bangla-ingriji medium niye paaye paa badhiye jhogRa na korle amar sandwich hojom hoy na.

Ekbindu baRiye bolchhi na, bondhutwer siima chhaRiye ora kojon sotyi sotyi amar kachher lok hoye uthhte perechhe.

Kintu kachher lok holei je sorbokkhoN tader kachhe kachhe thakte ichchhe korbe tar kono maane nei. borong ultota howar sombhabonai beshi. prem bhalomoto neme jawar porei hothat ekdin saradin chatbakshe alo na jwolle mon khushi khushi lage. SPACE! ekakitwo! biye khanikta baasi holei korta notun kore addar songii khNujte beron, ginnio tokke tokke thaken, jate korta adda dite berolei tini pasher baRir amukdir sathe sejeguje library-te boi paltate jete paren. meye school-er majhamajhi class-e pNouchhole, diner sheshe baRi pherar somoy launch-er dhare dNaRiye gongar buke suurjasto dekhte dekhte maa hothat chomke uthhe ter pan, bohudin por tNar mon meye-shuuNyo. abishwasyo. kintu sotyi, tai sundor-o.

Temni amaro majhe majhe ekla thakte ichchhe kore. amio majhe majhe phone tule, “Banti ekhon jwalas na bolchhi” bole kete di. kete diye khanikkhoN udas mukhe janalar dike takiye theke chhoto ekta diirghoshwas chepe jama goliye beriye poRi. eka ekai. jedike duchokh jay chole jabar moto kore. tarpor chena aNkabNaka rasta dhore amar priyotomo temporary banproshthe giye uposthit hoi.

Dokan. boi na, cinema na, Sudoku na, swasthyochorcha na. ghor pNujiibadi somajer poNyotantirk piithhosthan, dokan.

Ki je bhalo lage amar eka eka dokane ghoraghuri korte. kauke bujhiye bolar kono daay nei, keno ami mini croissant-er packet neRecheRe calorie poriikkha korchhi, jokhon jani-i je kinbo na. keno ‘Home Improvement’-e giye Light and Slim Carpet Steamer-er model-er samne hNaa kore dNaRiye achhi. keno gobhiir monojog diye bhuru kNuchke bhabchhi, jodi kintei hoto tahole ami kon Christmas tree ta kintam. saRe 7 foot lomba pre-lit winter frost wala-ta naki cute dekhte aaRai foot-er Winston Pine. anekkhoN bhebe ami abosheshe dwitiiyotay monosthir kori. kom joborjong.

Kichhui dorkar nei, tobu ami kokkhono khali haate phirina. eto boRo dokan, thore thore eto jinis, bhalo kore khNujle amar kaje lagar moto ekta jinis-o pawa jabena, mante mon chayna amar. anekkhoN ghure abosheshe ekta rongchonge coffee mug pochhondo hoy. nijeke bojhai, 4 ter beshi 5 ta thakle to kkhoti nei. besh bodle bodle cha coffee khawa jabe’khon.

Check out line-e dNaRiye sheshmuhuurte sobtheke joruri jinistar kotha mone poRe jay aboshyo. bhagyis! chhNo mere ekkhana KitKat tule ni. Bantir sathe je chorom abhodro byaboharta korechhi, tar prayoschitto hisebe.

Chhipi-botol

2011-11-01T07:01:00.038-04:00

Thakuma bolen bhogobaner rajye bhulchuk howar jo nei. botol thakle chhipi thakbe, chhipi thakle botol. hNaRi thakle thaktei hobe tar mukher mape khape-khape fit kora sora.

Shudhu thakbei na, du’chokka poRe gechhe, 3 nombortar poton jeno-teno-prokareNo thamanor moto kore praNpoNe jhNakiye joto chhotrakar korei tader phelo na keno, tara eke oporke thik khNuje bar korbe. botoler mukhe chhipi ese jutbe, noyto chhipir sathe botol. “milaaiyare milbei.” keu atkate parbe na.

Amar maayer kothai jemon dhorun. tNar somosya holo tini manusher naam mukh kichhui mone rakhte parenna. 5 bochhor dhore Tarakeswar local-e pashapashi bose Howrah gechhen, sei lokke hothat Babughater dock-e maayer samne ene hajir korun, maa chinte parben na. se nahoy na parlen, tate kichhu jay ase na. jate jay ase seta holo maa bechhebechhe emon loker pashei bosben train-e, jNara Babughate dekha hole hasimukhe egiye ese jigges korben, “meyeke niye beRate jawa hoyechhilo bujhi?”

Rastaghate, mudir dokane, launch-ghate, Rabindrasadan-e function dekhte giye, maake keu na keu ese challenge korbei, maa kaukei chinte parbenna, khanikkhoN chinte parar bhoyanok kharap abhinoy kore sheshmesh sotyita swiikar korben. aprostuter ekebare ekshesh.

Amio to potheghate hNaticholi, koi amake to keu ese eto kotha jigges korena?

Erokom aro lokkho lokkho udahoroN achhe. kormii lokera jemon bNadhbi to bNadh alos roommate-er sathei juti bNadhben. tarpor khNota diye diye roommate becharar jina haram korben. Vacuum hoyni keno, laundry ke bhNaj korbe, baRita ki tNar ekar je tini-i eka khetekhete morben? dildoraj premika dekhbi to dekh emon chheler premei poRbe, protyekbar taxir bhaRa dite gelei jar pant-er pocket theke wallet bar korte giye probol tanatanir upokrom hobe. Wallet jotokkhoNe berobe totokkhoNe meyeti taka mitiye "thank you Singhji" bole hNata lagiyechhe.

Miss Marple to ekbar ei theory khatiyei khunike haatenaate dhore phelechhilen. baRir mishti chhotoboutir sathe aalap kore Miss Marple jokhon jante parlen, tar prothom swami tohobil tochhruup kore jail-er ghani tenechhilo, ar dwitiiyo swami plane chalate giye accident kore nijei nijer mathay guli kore atmohotya korechhilo, tokhkuni tini bujhlen boutir tritiiyo swami arthat kina baRir chhotochhele, jar preme bouti habudubu, take dekhe jotota sojasapta mone hoy, adote serokomta nao hote pare. bolai bahulyo, dekha gelo swamitii borof-thanda mathay porpor 3 khana khun kore bose achhe.

Sotyi bolte ki chhipi-botol theory-r sobtheke beshi promaN ami ei premer kkhetrei peyechhi. JNU-r hostel-e ek bhoyanok bhalo didi chhilen. Mess-e didike dekhlei amra ghire dhore goppo juRtam. kintu abar dhabay apekkharoto tNar premik-ke dekhle chot kore rumal diye mukh dheke, jeno gham muchchhi emon bhab kore half hNete half chhute jaygata periye jetam. karoN premik-dada dekhte pelei dhore bosiye Satyajit Ritwiker comparative analysis shonaten. Deep focus byapartake ke optimally use korte perechhen, Manikda na Ritwik, se niye ekbar shuru korle ar thamte chaiten na.

Ekdin jokhon khobor elo dada-didir katakuti hoye gechhe, amra sobai hNap chheRe bNachlam. nijeder moddhye bolaboli korlam, eddin je tNike chhilo setai rohosyo.

Esomosto niye ekta post lekha jay kina bhabte bhabte phirchhi sedin office theke, Banti phone kore bollo, Biochemistry department-e naki or kon ek Behala-tuto bondhu achhe, tar dada kodiner jonyo beRate esechhen. bhaiyer lab-e edike jugantokarii research cholchhe, ekbela chhuti newar-o anumoti nei. dada baRite bose borer hoddo hochchhen. Bantir doyar shoriir, shunei o dadake nemontonno kore esechhe, amader lab-biborjito Shukrobarer adday.

Dadar sathe aalap holo. Chicken wings ar pizza khawa holo. ekotha sekothar por adda ghure Bangla sahityer angone giye poRlo.

Tar por theke aboshyo amader ar kichhui korte holo na. dada tNar sobol skondhe ekai addar bhaar tule nilen. Rabindranath, Bankim-er backdated Bangla theke Kamalkumar ar Nabarun Bhattacharyer jhNa-chokchoke soprotibho Bangla, asiim saboliitay khele beRate laglen. sahityer bichar korte gele kebol je bokar moto goppo poRai jotheshto noy, tar dorpoNe somokaliin somaj songsar sarthokbhabe protibimbito hochchhe kina tar punkhanupunkho bishleshoN korao je pathoker noitik dayitwer moddhye poRe, se sob niye gobhiir juktijaal bichholen.

Amra tNake ghire bose kebol “thiki to”, “ja bolechho”, “tobei bojho” eisob shobdobondho jaygamoto gNuje diye jothasadhyo songot dewar cheshta kore jete thaklam.

Adda bhenge sobai sobaike jokhon tata bye bye korchhe, tokhon ki kore jeno beriye poRlo je ami ekkale JNU te poRtam. shune dada bhoyanok utsahito hoye bollen, “are oi somoyei to amar bou-o JNU-tei chhilo, aalap chhilona aboshyo tokhon amader.” bouyer department, batch esomosto bole bollen, “Sudeshna bole kauke chintis naki?”

Chintam boiki. Sudeshna-di je bechhebechhe gnani lokder premei poRen, etodin bade kaal seta porishkar hoye gelo.

Bhogobaner bhul hoy kina janina, thakumar je hoyna setar aro ekbar promaN pelam. haatenaate.

French leave

2011-10-29T05:16:00.010-04:00

Forasi-der sob bhalo. khabar bhalo, fashion bhalo, ghorer pashe saRe 300 bochhorer buRo thutthuRe Chandernagar uponibesh, seo aj etodin badeo dekhte shunte ki bhalo. emonki forasi dim-pauruti porjonto anyodesher dim-paurutir tulonay ekshoguN bhalo khete.

Kajei Shukrobar sokale ghum theke uthhe jokhon dekhlam matha tiptip, sara gaa kemon byatha byatha, jol khete giye mone holo golar bhetor keu bujhi shotoshoto maankochur chash kore rekhechhe, tokhon ami bina dwidhay forasi kayday chhuti newai sabyosto korlam.

Banglay jake ‘dub mara’ bole. na phone, na email, na kichchhu. sref dub.

Ashchorjer kotha ki ar bolbo, monosthir korar adhghontar moddhye mathabyatha udhhao, 45 minute badei emon changa bodh korte laglam, mone holo jeno ekdome 100 khana donboithok dite pari. tarpor ghoRir kNataduto jei emon abosthane pNouchholo jokhon ar chaileo office jawa jabena, tokhon ami douRe giye freezer theke ‘Cookies and Cream’ er koutokhana bar kore ene TV-r samne bose poRlam.

Thyanger opor thyang tule kouto theke chamoche kore ice cream directly mukhe je na purechhe, raamthoka thokhechhe. golar bhetorta arame chokh buje phello pray. thik jeno shiiter sondhyey maayer haater ada-lobongo dewa chaye bhoyanok shobdo kore chumuk dichchhi.

Ki bhalo je katlo kalker dinta. Shoni-Robi, Shukrobarer sondhye, bechhe bechhe Sombare poRa national holiday, sob chhutir diner cheye lokkhoguN beshi bhalo ar anonde katlo.

Keno bolun to?

Kenona kalker dinta amar sotyi sotyi poRe pawa choddo ana. chhata mathay, jol chhopchhopiye school-er bondho dorjay lotkano notice dekhe baRi phire ese bag khule tiffin khawar ‘rainy day’. kal jodi ami sokale uthhe vacuum na kortam, sara soptaho dhore jomte thaka mail-er porbot bachhabachhi korte na bostam, dupurbela shuye shuye golper boi na poRtam, emonki bikele Bantike phone kore, “anek poRe phelechhis, ebar adda dibi aay” bole humki-o na ditam, taholeo keu amake kichchhu bolte parto na.

Kalker por ar amar kono sondehoi nei je Shoni-Robi, swadhinota dibos esob habijabi niyombNadha chhuti aain kore tule dewa uchit. sarasoptaho jomiye rakha kaaj shesh na korar glani ar Robibar raater anibarjo abosad, duto thekei tahole mukti mele.

Tar jaygay niyom kora hok, protyeke soptahe duto kore chhuti nite parbe. ichchhemoto. jedin matha dhorbe, ba dupure TV-te bhalo cinema debe, ba sokalbela shukno toast chibote chibote simply mone hobe, “durdur office-ta abar jawar moto ekta jayga holo?”

Chhuti nite hole forasider moto korei newa uchit. baki sobkichhur moto chhutir art-tao orai sobtheke bhalo bojhe.

Shubho diipaboli

2011-10-25T22:57:00.009-04:00

Abantor ar amar torof theke apnader sobar jonyo diipabolir anek shubhechchha roilo. Diipaboli naamta amar khub priyo. ‘Satkahon’ mone achhe? ki sahosii mohila bolun dekhi.

Amader baRite ekbar Kalipujo hoyechhilo. mane ekebare pandal bNedhe, kumorpaRa theke promaN-size protima kine ene light jwaliye dhaker badyi bajiye pujo. tobe du:kher bishoy se alo ba bajnar kichhui amar mone nei. karoN amar boyos chhilo tokhon mote 3. ar amader baRite tokhon handycam to duur asto, kono rokom camerar-i balai chhilona. kajei promaN chaile jibh kete maap chaite hobe.

Ami aboshyo pore golpo shune shune dhaker awaj, tube light sob-i kolpona kore niyechhi. Pandal kothay hoyechhilo, thakur kondike mukh kore bosano hoyechhilo, amar maa thakuma pisi jethi kirokom notun shaRi pore byasto hoye ghoraghuri korchhilen, baba kaka jethu chhute chhute purutmoshaiyer khNoj nichchhilen, ekshobar bajare jachchilen aschhilen, sob ami chokh na bujei dekhte pai.

Nijekeo dekhte pai. pujoy pawa ekkhana frock pore molin mukhe folding chair-e paa jhuliye bose achhi. jekhane amake chup kore bose thakte nirdesh dewa hoyechhe. baRibhorti aatmiiyoswojon paRapoRshi, athocho aakorshoNer kendrobindute ami nei, sei byaparta kichhutei mene nite parchhi na.

Ekbochhor pujo korle 3 bochhorer age thamar niyom nei. kintu porer bochhor pandal bNadha hoye jawar por dadur buke byatha shuru holo. phNaka bNasher kathhamor tolay rojoniigondhar mala diye sajano khate dadu shuye achhen, sei chhobita tule rakha achhe. pujo ar kokhono hoyni bolai bahulyo.

Smriti toiri howar por theke aboshyo Kalipujo bolle shudhui alo, shobdo, anondo, hoichoi mone poRe. shobdobajir apokarita niye tokhono gnanchokkhu photeni amader karor-i, sutorang bajir moddhye Kalipotkar sonkhya nirlojjorokom beshi thakto. amar nijer aboshyo sobtheke bhalo lagto TubRi. aalor phoyara laphiye uthhe akash chhNute chaichhe, er theke bhalo drishyo khub beshi dekhini ami jiibone.

Tobe Kalipujor raater sobtheke sundor drishyo bolte bolle kono baji-tubRi noy, amader baRitar kothai bolte hobe. sara sondhye dhore maa chhader pNachil juRe sari sari prodiip jwalaten, barandar grill-er phNake phNake sabdhane balance kore prodiip bosiye diten baba. aam kNathaler patar phNak diye prodiiper sthir achonchol alor shikha dekha jeto rasta theke. botole rakha rocket-er soltey agnisongjog kore douRe phirte giye baRir dike chokh poRe gele dhNadha lege jeto. pasher baRir meye hothat Ashtomiir sokale shaRi pore berole jemon lage.

Ekhon aboshyo shudhu prodiip jwalay na keu. porpor koyek bochhor ashepasher baRir jhingchyak jwolonto-nibhonto boidyutik aloksojjar sathe competition-e harte harte baba maa abosheshe strategy paltechchhen. chhader prodiip jemon chhilo temon achhe, barandar jonyo notun juger alor byabostha kora hoyechhe. Switch tipe dilei byas. sararattir dhore jwolbe nije nijei. teler bati niye pechhone poRe thakte hobena. khub-i low-maintenance.

Sob-i thik achhe, samanyo mushkil hoyechhe khali amar. borNona shune ami anek kore kolpona korar cheshta korlam notun aalor saaj pore baRitake kemon dekhachchhe. kichhutei pere uthhlam na.

Ekele parboN

2011-10-24T23:55:00.011-04:00

Tokhon chhilo phNaka mathh, ekhon loklokiye uthhechhe flatbaRi. tokhon paRasuddhu loker "jah aabaaar gelo" chNechiye othha loadshedding, ekhon ghore ghore ni:shobdo inverter-er alor abiram supply. tokhon pujor mukhe Debosree Ladies Tailors-er samne lomba line, ekhon Shoppers Stop-er rastay sarabochhor janjot. tokhon sokal 8-ta bajte na bajtei ei ettokhani Amul butter diye bhate-bhat nake mukhe gNuje school-e chhota, ekhon 3 bela plate-bhorti ghaaspata niye bose mindful-eating. tokhon 12 maas juRe moNimuktor moto chhoRano 13ta poth-cheye-thaka parboN. ekhon? khub katchhNat kore gunleo kompokkhe 1300 ta hobe.

Aj (ekhon aboshyo gotokal bola uchit) sei baRti 1287 khana parboNer ekkhana hoihoi kore palito hochchhe Paschimbanger ghore ghore.

Happy Dhanteras. ajker ei shubho abosore Abantorer sokol pathokpathika-ke janai amar hardik shubhokamona.

Dhanteras sombondhe ami prothom jante pari khoborer kagoje. ekta bignapon, seta TV-r naki gaRir naki Hawai chotir naki pressure cooker-er bhule gechhi, shudhu mone achhe tara sobbaike udbuddho korchhilo tader jinis kinte, karoN sedin chhilo Dhanteras. kenakata korai naki ei diner rewaj.

Utsab manei je poysa khoroch se kotha notun noy. pujoy gushtisuddhu aatmiiyoke jama kine dite hoy, Kalipujoy baji poRanor sathe kagojer note poRanor tofat korenna anekei. sebhabe dekhle Christmas-o Cathleen-er dokane giye pocket halka korar bahana chhaRa ar ki?

Kintu ta bole shudhumatro poysa khoroch korar jonyoi ekkhana aasto utsaber amdani?

Khoroch korar moto poysa amar chhilona kokhonoi, tai ami dhanteras niye bishesh utsaho bodh korini konodin. kintu dinkal paltechhe. kaal maa Dalhousie theke Rishra station porjonto 45 minute-e pNouchhe giye, station road-er jam-e atka poRe rikshay bosechhilen aro 45 minute.

Rastar dudharer somosto dokan jinispotrer bhare phete poRchhe, chardike aaloy chokh dhNadhiye jawar upokrom, pocketbhorti taka niye sroter moto manush neme poRechhe pothe, dokanira ghonta proti 30 takay lok bhaRa niyechhen, jara dokaner samne dNaRiye chonga mike-e sobaike ‘dhamaka offer’-er fordo poRe shonachchhe. Dhanteras-er shubho abosore fridge kinle microwave, microwave kinle pressure cooker, pressure cooker kinle Scotch-Brite. ekkebare free.

Rikshay bose maa sposhto dekhechhen, je dokanta theke amra bochhorkar Boroline ar shiitkale Pears Glycerine saban kini, sei ‘Sananda’-r bhodrolok tar school-e poRa dui chheleke dokaner samne placard haate dNaR koriye diyechhen. 3 te Glycerine saban kinle ekkhana deodorant free debar protishruti diye.

Janjote Rishrar jonojiibon stobdho kora khub soja kotha noy. Durga-Jagaddhatri ja parenni, Dhanteras ta kore dekhiyechhe. apnara jNara etodin take sref ‘hujug’ bole mukh bNykachchilen, burjoya pNujibadii utsob bole tachchilyo korchhilen, Dol-Durgotsober sathe ekasone take boste dichhilen na, tader jhule poRa chibuker samne diye gotmotiye hNete giye, Dhanteras Banglar palaparboNer hall of fame-e nijer jayga arjon kore niyechhe. anayase.

Arokkhito abosor

2011-10-23T23:27:00.012-04:00

Anek bhebe ami bar korechhi amar asol somosya konta. mane somosya achhe agunti, kintu jodi bola hoy tader moddhye bechhebuchhe bhalodekhe ekta bolte, tahole konta bolbo seita thik korechhi.

Nijeke niye bhabte kii bhalolage na?

Jai hok, je kotha hochchhilo. amar goRar golod hochchhe ami shoyone-swopone, khete-shute, cholte-phirte bhabi, bhebei jai je aj theke 10 bochhor aage ki hoyechhilo, kotto moja hoyechhilo, aj theke 10 bochor pore ki hobe. kissui je hobe na, bhebebhebe sei somporke kromosho ni:songshoy hoi.

Ajker dintar ei muhuurtotar songe amar somporko pray nei bollei chole.

Eto bhebe ami bujhe gechhi lekhok howa ejiibone hobena amar. gaaiye? No chance. bhalo Economist? haha. emonki jeta bhishoN sohoje gaaye hawa lagiyei howa jeto, sei ‘badhyo sontan’-o howa hobena amar dwara.

Howa jokhon hobena, tokhon bhebe labh nei. thik kina?

Kintu kaal majhraate ghum bhenge emon ekta jinis bhebe bar korlam, ba nije nijei beriye poRlo bola uchit, tate amar gota raater moto ghum to chhute geloi, mone poRle ekhkono haat paa peter moddhye sNedhiye jachchhe.

Kaal majhrate ghum bhenge amar prothom mone poRlo, ami kokhono pension pabona.

Thik-i dhorechhen, bina agune eirokom altopka dhNoya othha shokto. baRir dwitiiyo, ebong shesh, sorkari chakurer abosor ghoniye aschhe, sei niye uttejona tunge. Phone korlei shuni keu na keu bank-e giye dhorna dichchhen. kothopokothon kromosho fixed deposit, gratuity, employee benefit marka shobdobondhe bhari hoye uthhchhe.

Pray 4 doshok sorkari joyal tanar por amar baba maa abosheshe dokanpaat gutochchhen. tNader ei diirgho ebong abichol aanugotyer prize hisebe sorkarer dewa ajiibon masoharar protishruti songe niye. samner bochhor ei somoy tNara samner baranday bose rastar lok gunben, chaye chumuk deben, khoborer kagoje travel agency-r bignapone laalkalir golla pakaben.

Colosseum dekhar babar ashoishob ichchheta abosheshe puroN kora jay kina, tar-i plan bhNajben bose bose.

Ar ami? ami sarajiibon pagoler moto ek chakri theke arek chakrite chhute beRabo. 2 bochhorer beshi ekjaygay theke gele CV pachhe pate dewar jogyota haray, sei bhoye. protyek mase nijer retirement fund-er dike takiye praN shukobe. Digit-gulo ki noRchhe adou, naki sei ekjaygay atke achhe anontokaal dhore? chikitsa-shastro je bege egochche, tate chot kore deho rakhar asha kom, ki hobe jodi golmele asukh kore? ki hobe jodi chhelemeye briddhashrome pathate chay?

Masters cholakaliin maa SBI-er chakrir porikkhatay bosar jonyo haate paaye dhorte baki rekhechhilen kebol. ami akash theke poRechhilam, “sorkari chakri? Table-e bose kolom pesha? chho.”

Ami bole kina boRo hoye National Geographic-er photographer hoye rain forest-e ghure beRabo, abosor somoye Avant Garde cinema-y butpotti arjon korbo, tarporeo jodi somoy thake tobe editorial patay sokal sondhye khanikta gnan bitoroN korleo korte pari. byas.

Amar jonmodatrii maa amake mapte parenni dekhe hotashay mujhyoman hoye poRechhilam ami riitimoto. swabhabikbhabei pension-er kothata mathay aseni.

Jotodine elo totodine ami atikoshte ekta office-e ekkhana desk jogaR korechhi. sekhane bose saradin keyboard pishi ar asojhyo hoye uthhle Nat Geo-r site khule chhobi dekhi. Rain forest-er.

Ar kichhu hote na parleo ‘badhyo sontan’ howata joruri chhilo mone hochchhe.

Mohobhongo

2011-10-21T00:43:00.018-04:00

Protyekbar asar age maa jante chan, amar kichhu lagbe-tagbe kina. protyekbar-i ami boli, kichchhu lagbe na. bishesh kore khabardabar anar to kono manei hoyna. ekhane sob pawa jay.

Ar sotyi bolte ki, ekta somoyer por tiler naRu khete pachchhina keno sei du:khe buk phateo na. Out of sight, out of mind.

Maa “tothastu” bole suitcase bojhai kore narkel ar tiler naRu, Bapi chanachur, badamer tokti niye asen. ar segulo hojom korar jonyo dubotol Sorbiline. Pepto-bismol ke maa praN thakte bhorsa koren na.

Raag korbo bhabi. boyos to hoyechhe. ei boyose oto bhari suitcase etoduur tene tene anar kono maane hoy? kintu maa naRur kouto ar hojomer oshudher shishir por suitcase-er tola theke emon koyekta jinis baar kore anen, jate amar raag-taag gole jol hoye jay.

Bangla boi. bNadhai-khola, luchibhaja, lokkobar poRe konthostho hoye jawa boi. nachhoRbanda, attention-lobhii. jara school theke phire uniform chhaRar somoytuku porjonto dito na. maa chole jawar por hothat khali hoye jawa ghorer du:kho bholateo jader juRi nei.

Sedin office theke phire tader ektake niye sofa-r koNe gutishuti mere bosechhi.Heat-er kNata opore thhele diyechhi, Kulu theke kena rong-chota shaalta diye paayer pata duto besh kore dhekedhuke niyechhi. Sofa-r haatole rakha chayer cup theke dhNoya uthhchhe. janalar kNach beye shiiter raat kromosho namchhe ghono hoye.

Ek kothay, murder mystery poRar jonyo er theke adorsho poribesh ar hotei parena. esomoy jodi gotakoyek mundu-thNyatlano, roktato mritodeho chhoRanochhitono ekkhana golpo haate ase, ar lekhoker haater taar jodi temon hoy, tobe poRte poRte gaaye kNata debei debe. ghaR ghoralei buk chNyat kore uthhbe, gloves pora dukhana udyoto haat chokite sore gelo na ki? Bathroom-e jete hole roommate-er abhabe jiibone prothombar kanna pabe.

Athocho amar kebol gatrodaho chhaRa ar kichchhu hochchhilo na. raage du:khe hotashay mathar chul chhNiRte ichchhe korchhilo pray.

Bishokriyay mrityu athocho autopsy shobdota ekbarer jonyo keu mukhe anchhe na?? sakkhiider jobanbondite aysa boRoboRo phNak, alibi niye keu gaa-i korchhe na. goyendar heldolmatro nei. tini kebol khNoj niye beRachchhen golper patropatriira keu karo preme poRechhilo kina. jeno noronaariir prem chhaRa prithibiite ar kono khuner motive thakte nei. Fingerprints nei, kanagolite ga-chhomchhome pichhu newa nei, gobhiir raater niirobota phalaphala kore gorje otha bonduk nei, dhuurto villain-er akothyo shoytani nei. se na thakukge, grey matter-er jholsani to thakbe?

Kothay ki.

Kichhui holo na. kebol ektar por ekta khun hoye jete laglo. sheshe 4te khun howar por hothat ekdin sobaike boithokkhana ghore deke ene bistor jolghola kore goyendaprobor khuniike bar kore dilen. sobai akash theke poRlo, pathok shuddhu, karoN 350 patar goppe khuniiir somporke lekhok 35 ta shobdo-o khoroch korechhen kina sondeho.

Sobai jokhon ese chhNeke dhorechhe, “kii kore bujhlen?” goyenda ekpeshe haasi diye bollen, omuk dine omuk natoker rehearsal dekhte giye khuniir chokhemukhe je abyakto abeg phute uthhte dekhechhilen tini, seiti-i hochchhe ei case-er “turning point”.

Ar mohilachoritroder kotha to joto kom tola jay totoi mongol. sokolei “toptokanchanborNa”, sokoler chokhei “asohay, boba drishti.” sokolei keboli kNade, phule phule kNade, phNupiye phNupiye kNade. Deadbody-r opor achhRe poRe buk chapRe kNede crime scene-er dofarofa kore.

Koshtota aro beshi hochchhilo karoN ei golpoguloi ekdin amay nawakhawa bhuliyechhilo. egulo poRe uddipto hoyei ekdin ami mone mone thik korechhilam, boRo hoye goyenda golpo na likhte parle bNeche labh nei. tokhon to jantamna amar jonyo pothe apekkha kore achhen Dorothy Sayers, Miss Marple, Poirot, Jack McCoy. aporadhii ar aporadhjogoter abishwasyo sob kahinir duronto ghuurijhoRe jNara ekdin amay uRiye niye jaben. amake ar amar chhotobelar shokher sotyosondhaniider.

Haayre Nihar Ranjan.

Block

2011-10-19T03:31:00.008-04:00

Koyekdin dhore dekhchi pother majhe ek block uposthit hoyechhe. Block bolle block, phNakibaji bolle phNakibaji. idaning sobai khub Steve Jobs-er quotation forward korchhe, tar-i ektate poRlam je uni bole gechhen, hridoy ar intuition-er kotha shune cholte. amar bindumatro clue na thakle ki hobe, e dujon naki already jane ami jiibone thik ki chai.

Ami jani shunle fajlamo mone hobe, bishwas korun fajlamo korar kono uddeshyo nei amar, antoto ei muhuurte na. tobu ami prochur matha chulkeo YouTube ar 'Law and Order' chhaRa ar kichhu bhebe pelam na jake amar hridoy chay. sotyi sotyi chay.

Ar intuition ki bolchhe? saradin dhore YouTube ar Law and Order dekhle poriNoti ki hote cholechhe? ba ghuriye bolle, ki ki hobar kono chance nei? sesob ami nijer kachhei swiikar korte chaina, apnader kachhe to proshnoi othhena.

Tobu amar Jobs-er opor bhorsa achhe. oto boRo gnaniguNi ekta lok, ekebare na jene ki ar bolechhen? kajei ami apatoto amar hridoy ja chay tai korte chollam, block periye abar apnader sathe dekha hobe. ashepashei thakben please, jate phire ese beshi dakadaki na korte hoy.

Asomoyochito anondo

2011-10-17T02:37:00.033-04:00

Songiihiin soptahanter bikele ami hoy grocery korte jai, noyto bose bose Law and Order-er lokkhobar dekha episode gulo abar kore dekhi. dutotei cholonsoi timepass hoye jay. tobe kono kono bikele mathay bhut chape. ejabot ki ki hoyni, hochchhena ar hobeo na, segulo notun kore gunte bosar.

Sei sob bikele amar songe potheghate dekha hoye gele khobordar jeno “hi- hello” korte asben na. potropathh goli paltaben.

Kintu er baireo koyekta bikel ase jokhon mone hoy, “bah ei to dibbi achhi. khachchhi dachchhi ghumochchhi, office jachchi, phNaki marchhi, maine pachchhi, Abantor-e adda dichchhi, abar ki chai?” sesob bikele ami 4-te bajte na bajtei laptop gutiye, mukh dhuye, chul aNchRe, besh koRa ek cup cha ar dukhana Saltine kheye, ‘Wanna be my chamak challo’ gungun korte korte beriye poRi.

Mile khanek gelei trail. keu douRoy, keu cycle chalay, keu hasimukhe haat naaRe, keu pattai dey na. ektukhani giye bNapashe ekta mosto mathh poRe. ami hNatar goti samanyo dhile kori. porishromiira Frisbee noyto badminton niye chhutochhuti kore. amar moto jara, tara mathhe bose hNaa kore anyoder khela dekhe ar ghas chiboy. keu keu abar kono hotobhagyo Chinese classmate-ke dhore ene slow motion-e Kung-fu mudra practice kore.

Ami thamina. jodio totokkhoNe paa dhore esechhe, tobu moner jore cholte thaki. karoN jani, ar minute 5-ek paa chalalei gachhgachhalir moddhye hothat ekta phNaka jayga asbe, jekhane kara jeno kotha nei barta nei dukhhana dolna pNute rekhe gechhe.

Boyos huhu kore baRle ar chul pakle ki hobe, dolna choRar shokhta amar sei 5 bochhor boyose atke achhe. setar ekta karoN hote pare, kokhonoi ami praNbhore dolna choRte parini. chhotobelay park-e dolnar khNuti joRiye kNachumachu mukhe apekkha korte hoto, kokhon amar cheye motasota bachchader amar opor ektu doya hobe ar tara dolnar adhikar ektukhanir jonyo chheRe debe.

BoRo howar por se du:kho pushiye newar jonyo jekhanei dolna dekhtam chhute giye chepe bostam. kintu totodine arek somosya uposthit hoyechhe. kichhukkhoN jete na jetei maayer haat dhore kono bichchhu bachcha ese pasher phNaka dolnata adhikar kore. dol khay ar amar dike golgol chokhe cheye cheye dekhe, jeno bhut dekhchhe. ami praNpoNe se chahoni agrajhyo kore nijer dolnay concentrate korar cheshta kori.

Minute khanek porei pash theke mihi golay shona jay, “maa aro jore jore thelo na.”

Uddeshyota holo, kar dolna koto uNchute othhe, se juddhe amake gohara harano. sombhob, bolun? 5 foot 2-er sathe saRe 3 foot pare kokhono?

Kintu ke bojhabe. bayna kromosho kannar dike bNak ney. bechara maa amake drishtite bhosmo korte baki rakhen kebol. kajei tolpitolpa gutiye sekhan theke kete poRa chhaRa amar upay thakena.

Kintu ei dolnatay keu kokkhono bhag bosate asena. ami moner sukhe jotokkhoN khushi dolna chapi, joto uNchute jete ichchhe kore totokhani jai. dulte dulte sheshmesh matha ghore, ga guloy, sondhye naame. ami andhokare abar deR mile thengiye baRi phirte phirte bhabi, shing bhenge bachhurer dole dhokar bodobhyesta amar kobe jabe.

Diirghojiiboner kamonay

2011-10-15T01:58:00.011-04:00

Quiz time!

GhabRaben na. General Knowledge khub ekta uNchudorer knowledge kina se niye amar songshoy bohudiner, kajei ami tar porikkha nichchhina apnader motei.

Tobe jiibonbhor GK-r sadhonay brotii na howar mane ei noy je chokhkaan buje chollam. kothay ki hochchhe kichhui khobor rakhlam na. ke bNachlo, ke morlo, ke ghush khelo, ke khete giye dhora poRa gelo. tahole bNeche thakar ardhek mojai mati.

Chokhkaan khule jodi apni chole thaken, achchha aro soja kore dichchhi, chokhkaan khule jodi apni Abantor poRe thaken tahole etodine ki ki nojore poRechhe bolun dekhi?

Gutikoyek adhyobosayii bondhu ar tNader nirolos nishthha nishchoy chokhe poRechhe.

Ar ei bhodrolokke miss kore gechhen bolle ami bishwas korbo na.

Aj Sugatar Happy birthday. arektu holei bhule jachchilam, kaan ghNeshe bNeche gechhi. bhagyis.

Sugata, chai apni aro anekdin susthodehe bNachun, likhun, chhobi tulun, amar ‘apni’ bolar chhelemanushike proshroy din, ar majhe majhe somoy kore guchhiye amar sathe chatbox-e PNPC korun. bishwasuddhu sobaike niye.

Jonmodiner anek anek shubhechchha Sugata. Happy birthday!

INdur-medh jogno

2011-10-13T15:30:00.011-04:00

Office jabo bole ready hochhi, arthat kina ek minute antor ghoRir dike takiye bhabchhi ei ar 5 minute bade uthhlei hobe, tokkhuni screen-er koNe komola ronger aalo jwole uthhe jigges korlo,

“INdur kise more?”

“INdur?!?! mane rat?!?!”

Proshnokorta moha birokto hoye bollen, hNya hNya iNdur mane rat mane chuha. “kise more?”

Late hobei jeneo ei abhuutopuurbo kothopothon theke mukh pherano gelona. jante chaitei holo, hothat iNdur-i ba elo kottheke, ar take maramarir proshnoi ba uthhchhe keno. shunlam kichhudin aage jokhon rannaghore dhuke alo jwalatei mone holo fridge-er pechhone suRut kore ekta badami ronger kii jeno adrishyo hoye gelo, tokhoni sondeho hoyechhilo. tarpor kaal majhrate jokhon roommate rannaghore dhuke, “ei to tuk kore fridge khule ice cream ta niyei chole jabo, khamoka abar alo jwalanor khatuni keno” bhebe andhokare norom norom romosh jyanto kiser opor paa diye chNechiye gota Brooklyn mathay tullo, tokhon ar iNdurer abirbhab niye kono sondehoi roilo na.

Ahare. bechara iNdurtar koto bhoy legechhilo bolun dekhi. andhokare bola nei kowa nei durmusher moto ekkhana 150 Pound-er paa mathay ese poRlo.

Oparer bondhu iNdurtar durdoshay bicholito hobar kono lokkhoN-i dekhalen na. ulte khobor dilen, tNara monosthir kore phelechhen. iNdurtake mere phela hobe.

Ekhon jeta bhabte hobe, seta hochhe ki kore.

BeRalposha bad dile prothomei jetar kotha mone ase seta hochhe bish. kine ene khabarer sathe mishiye phele rekhe dao. bhabkhana jeno dinner sere fridge-e tulte bhulei gechho. lobhii iNdur ese mukh dilei kella fote.

“Tarpor mora iNdurtake haate dhore baire phelte hobe?” ami crucial proshnota korar dayitwo eRate parina.

Bondhu itibachok ghaR naRen. bolen sejonyoi ajkal bish-tisher jhamelay jayna keu. phNad paate. boka iNdur sei tope paa diye haatenate dhora poRe.

“Tarpor sei iNdursuddhu trap haate dhore baire phelte hoy?” maane ar keu na januk, apni to janben-i apnar haate dhora baksho trap-er bhetor ekta adhmora iNdur boye niye cholechhen apni. haate dhore.

Oparer bondhu bhoyanok chote jan. bhaben ami bishoyta jotheshto seriously nichchhina. patta na diye bolen, “arektao upay achhe. Glue-trap.”

Ekta aatha lagano board. se board theke bhalo bhalo khabarer gondho beroy. jemon dhorun roasted pork loin with Balsamic reduction, whipped goat cheese vols-au-vent kingba caramalized pears pannacota and poached rhubarb. tobe somiikkhay dekha gechhe iNdurera simple living-e bishwasii, tai PB&J flavour-er trap-tai bajare chole sobtheke beshi.

Jai hok, modda kotha hochchhe sei board kine ghorer koNe rekhe dite hobe. iNdur gondho shNuke ese aathay sNete giye not-noRon-choRon hoye bose thakbe.

“Tarpor sokalbela sei iNdursuddhu cardboard haate dhore......” bolte na boltei dekhi ekgada dNat-khNichono raager smiley pathhiye chatbaksho offline hoye gelo.

Se nahoy gelo, kintu jawar age amar mathay ekrash dushchinta dhukiye diye gelo. saradin kaje phNaki dewar majhe majhei ami bhabte laglam, amar baRite iNdur hole ami ki korbo. emnite ami lolito-lobongolota types noi ekebarei, arshola dekhle dibbi tar gNof dhore janalar baire phelte pari. ekkale postcard diye tule laalkenno-o phelechhi anek. kintu tai bole dheRe iNdur?

Baba thakle ki bhaloi na hoto bhebe mujhyoman hoye poRi ami. iNdur, kolabyang, tiktiki, ekbochhor borshakale to ekkhana hele-saap porjonto dhuke poRechhilo baRir bhetor. baba kirokom, “ahh chNechiyo na, kichchhu hobena” bole sob apod helay biday korten. ami nirapod duurotwe dorshoker bhuumikay dNaRiye uttejonay ghemeneye jetam. ar pordin school-e giye sei golpo saatkahon kore bolao jeto.

Erporeo jodi shoishob niye amar obsession-ke keu adikhyeta mone koren, amar kichhu bolar nei.

Atmobishwas o khNyada naak

2011-10-12T02:56:00.017-04:00

Gotokalker post-ta likhte likhtei ar lekhar poreo anekkkhoN dhore sondeho hochhilo, thik ei bishoyta niye age ekta post likhechhi na? eki ghotona, eki bhashay borNona korlam na ei kodin agei? Type kora shesh hole, jotokkhoN dhoirjo thaklo totokkhoN Abantor-er purono post-er bandil khNujlam. tarpor “dhuttor” bole ‘publish’-e click kore dilam.

Bujhun abostha.

Abantorer jhuRite aro ekta post jomlo ar amar atmobishwasta aro ko’dhap neme jekhane giye theklo, sekhan theke take tule ante gele khali haate kulobe na, jhul-jhaRu gochher kichhu ekta lagbe.

Chup kore bose thakle to cholbena, kichhu ekta to korte hobe, ei bhebe hrito atmobishwas punoruddhare berolam. edike khNuji odike khNuji, office-e khNuji, baRite khNuji, haate mathhe busstop-e grocery-te take gorukhNoja khNujlam. pelam na.

Abosheshe khNojakhNujite istofa diye baRi phire internet khule khate eliye poRa gelo. atmobishwas na thakleo cholbe, kintu net connection na thakle sref mara jabo.

Tokkhuni, poroshpathor. dekhi ekjaygay confidence bili hochchhe. akatore.

Apnara jNara worldwideweb-er shoktite mohito howar pokkhe boddo buRo hoye gechhen, tNader bojhar subidher jonyo boli, e holo apnader amoler sei Hogg saheber bajar, bagher dudh theke haatir chhana, ja chai tai paben. ar tar sathe fau paben happiness, motivation ar confidence.

TaRataRi dekhte gelam, kichhu jodi poRetoRe thake to mathay kore ghore tule anbo. oma, giye dekhi tension korar kono karoN-i nei. Confidence-er class tokhono purodome cholchhe. ami ekkoNe gutisuti mere bose poRlam.

Prothomei khotka. Class-suddhu sobai na holeo, bipul sonkhyagorishthotay mohilara. bohudin dhore, bohu desh ghure (thik dhorechhen) bohu adda marar abhignotay ami jani, boring ebong golmele adda chinbar anyotomo upay hochchhe, ei naripurusher sokhyar boishomyo. Share bajar ar shashuRi, addar bishoy hisebe dutoi chomotkar, jotokkhoN tara eke oporke mathachaRa dite na dichchhe.

Jai hok. class-e mon dewa gelo. jNara esechhen, protyashitobhabei tNader sobar-i atmobishwas tolanite. jeta interesting seta hochchhe, sokoleri somosyar suutro ghor na, office na, abaadhyo swami, bichchhu sontan, emonki pajir pajhaRa boss porjonto na, tNader nijeder chehara. keu beshi roga, keu beshi mota, karo naak khNyada, karo abar tiyapakhir moto bNykano. sobari cheharay prochur khNut, sobari aaynar dike takale kanna pay. more jete ichchhe kore .

Upay? didimoni bollen, upay hochche roj sokal dupur bikele aaynar samne dNaRiye nijer soundorjoke aNtipaati kore khNuje bar kora. palabe kothay bachhadhon? naak khNyada to ki hoyechhe, bhalo kore khNujun, dekhben hasita ki sundor. haasio ebRokhebRo? tahole chibuker toler dike nojor pheran. tateo jodi mon na bhore, hNap chhaRun je gaale ektao broNo beroyni.

Sekhaneo byartho hole ki hobe? ami janina. abar hapusnoyone kNadte boste hobe bodh kori.

Uthhe poRlam. baRi ese aaynar samne dNaRiye nijer naakkhanar dike bhalo kore cheye dekhlam anekdin por. jemon chhilo abikol temni achhe. gNyat hoye bose achhe amar mukher ekebare modhyikhane bodyinath hoye. bechara. ekkale koto gaalmondo korechhi. nehat kothao jawar nei, tai poRe poRe mukh buje maar kheyechhe.

Tokhon chhoto chhilam bujhtam na. ekhon jani, ichchhemoto career na pawa, Abantor-e bishoyer doinyo, maa babar mon rakhte na para…..konotar jonyoi amar khNyada naak dayii noy. Career chhaRun, ekkhana prem-o je holo na, tarjonyo-o jodi keu daayi thake tobe se amar chorom judgemental, khitkhite bodmejaj. naak bechara chaileo kichhu korte partona.

Kajei amar cheharatake aaynar kathhgoRa theke mukti diye desk-e pherot elam. Pen chibiye chibiye arekkhana abantor post likhe niye abar hajir hoyechhi. jotoi ekgheye hokna keno, ekebare durchhai korar moto nishthur apnara hote parbenna, sei bhorsay.

Bhul dhorar asukh

2011-10-11T07:13:00.011-04:00

Anyodin hole sheshmuhuurte samle niye ‘prishthhoposhok’ boltam, kintu baire sondhyer haway sobe shiiter kamoR legechhe, bhetore timtime holde alor niche soptaher moto kaaj shesh kore gaa eliye bose achhi sobai, angule pNyachano jibh-poRano chayer mug-er handle, emon somoy oto mepejuke, paa tipe tipe bNachte ichche kore bolun?

Ja hoy hok bole somosto sotorkota haway bhasiye diye bollam, “amader amukbabu toppa gaaner mosto boRo kon-o-shyoor chhilen.”

Bolei bujhechhi ki bhul korlam. kintu hater tiir ar mukher kotha. Behalar Banti HP monitor theke chokh na soriyei Rishrar Redneck-ke shudhre dilo, “kon-uh-sur Kuntaladi. Kon-uh-sur.”

Ami tokkhuni “ekdome Connoisseur banan bolto dekhi” bole or thNota mukh bhNota kore dilam bote, kintu sondhyer moutat-ta ekebare maati hoye gelo.

Connoisseur, Schedule, egulo Bantir priyo ingriji shobdo. o chay amra sorbokkhoN ei shobdogulo byabohar kore kothabarta boli, jate o protyekbar jhNapiye poRe amader uchcharoN thik kore dite pare.

Ami bujhina. hoy ei sahebke tukbi, noyto oi sahebke. ‘shed-yool’ na ‘skej-ool’, se niye tor oto mathabyatha kiser? Banti anoR. saheb-dero naki asol-nokol achhe. tukte hole ‘asol’ saheber ‘thik’ uchcharoNkei toka uchit.

Bantike boklam, kintu ekkale e rog amaro chhilo. jekhane jekhane je ja bhul bolchhe, bhul likhchhe, se sob bechhe bechhe amar nojorei poRto. dewal likhone banan bhul, uchcharoN bhul, tothye bhul. bhuler-o anto nei, amar bhul dhorar-o na.

“ota High road na thakuma, Hyde road.”

“saatero abar ki? sotero.”

"lojjaskor bolte lojja kore na?"

“Bally Hall bole kono jaygay train thambena. namte hole Bally Halt-e namte hobe.”

Ekta somoy chhilo jokhon Bantir cheye kono angshe kom biroktikor chhilam na ami. kintu se ajker kotha noy. bhul dhorar rog ghuche gechhe amar anekdin.

Kobe? jobe theke amar nemesis-der sathe amar dekha hote shuru korlo.

Kothay? kothay abar, local train-e. College shuru howar por nijeke jokhon khub chaliyat mone korchhi ar bhabchhi maa kissu janen na, tokhon ek bhyapsa griishmer dupure bhiRe thasa local train-er kamray bose ami maake amader college-e jawar subidhejonok route bojhachhilam.

“Best hoy 11A peye gele. Posta periye Ganesh Talkies ghure soja rasta.”

Pasher ek chuler clip-walar kromagoto chitkare maa bus nomborta miss kore gechhilen bodh hoy. jante chailen, “koto nombor? 11?”

Ami bollam, “uff maa, 11A. 11 bole kono bus-tus hoyna.”

Jei na bola, ghaRer opor dNaRiye thaka bhiRtar moddhye theke ekta khyangrakathi haat beriye ese amar mathay tok tok kore duto toka mere bollo, “khub hoy khuki. Howrah- to-Belgharia. Subway theke beriye bNadike giye 7 nombor gumtir pash theke 10 minute antor ekta kore chhaRe. bosar seat pele mone kore rakhte hoy sokale kar mukh dekhe uthhechhilam.”

Sedin-i bujhechhilam, songjoto na hole khan 30 bochhor pore ami abikol oi mohilay poriNoto hobo.

Coffin-e shesh perekta poRlo, jedin amar “uff mamlet noy, bolo tomar omelette khete bhalolagto” adhoirjo jhNajhanir uttore thakuma thanda swore janalen, tNar jomanay tini mamlet omlet dutoi jotheshto porimaNe kheyechhen. ebong hNya tNar sposhto mone achhe, omlet-er cheye mamlet dher bhalo khete.

Ekhon ar porer bhul dhorbo ki, nijei kotokichhu bhul boli tar iyotta nei. boyos hole loker chul pake, dNat poRe, rokte chini baRe. ami totla hoye jachchhi. hobei to. ekkale eto beshi kotha bolechhi, jibher swabhabik aayu already shesh. kono ekta bakye ‘itinerary’ ar ‘overwhelming’ shobdoduto eksathe thakle, ami se bakyo bole shesh korbo se aashay bose thakle apnar train bus class sob miss hoye jabe.

Kintu Bantir jibhe ekhono jong dhoreni kina, tai o mohotsahe loker bhul dhore beRachchhe. buRo hole loker pokkhe ekmatro je protishodh newa sombhob, amio setai nichchhi. apekkha korchhi. kobe gobor shukiye ghNute hobe, tar.

Just Dance

2011-10-10T00:11:00.016-04:00

Sedin baRite phone kore dekhi baba ekebare rege agun tele begun.

Raag byaparta amader baRite kichhu durlobh noy, bishesh kore seta jodi babar hoy. kintu se raag dhuumketur moto ase, ulkar moto dop kore jwole nibhe jay. sediner raagtar dekhlam jaat alada. raag na bole take chiRbiRani bolai uchit. jerokom hole ghorer moddhye honhoniye edik theke odik hNatahNati korte hoy ar mone hoye fridge khule ja khabar achhe sob kheye pheli.

Byaparta ki jigges kortei holo. ja shunlam seta apnader bolchhi.

Baki sob mofoswoli Bangali paRar moto amader paRar basindaderao sarabochhor songskritichorchar adhel sujog pan. goromer chhutite rriturongo, pujor chhutite bijaya sammilanii, shiiter chhutite barshik kriiRa protijogita, ‘Ra-Su-N’ jayanti, ‘Sara Bangla bose aNko’.

Baba etodin utsahobhore sesobe angshogrohoN korten. mane jegulote babar pokkhe kora sombhob. chhotobelay keu to tNake tante tante gaan nach aNkar school-e niye jayni, ta sotweo baba cheshtar truti rakhten na. natok hole chhotokhato part korten, sports-e niyom kore football-e lathi koshaten, chokh bNedhe hNaRi phataten, lok na pawa gele mike-e Ashtamiir anjalir nirghonto ghonoghono ghoshoNa korten, chhelepuleder Quiz protijogita porichalona korten.

Emonki se quiz-er ‘likhe uttor dewa’ round-e lokjonke haater lekhar durdosha niye mridu bokuni diteo chhaRten na.

Kajei samner bochhor club-er 50 bochhorer jonmodin ‘grand’ udjaponer kotha uthhlo jokhon, baba khub khushi hoye dekhte gelen tNar kii kii koroNiiyo achhe.

Giye babar chokkhusthir.

Meeting-e kotha uthhechhe, function korte gele chhelemeyeder coaching kamai kore rehearsal dite hoy, quiz boring, bose aNko backdated. tachhaRa jai kora hok na keno, baRir chhelebuRo sokkole tate angshogrohoNer soman sujog payna.

Somosto dik chinta kore kortripokkho sthir korechhen, nacher protijogitai ekmatro somadhan. Free-style nach. ekti poribarer sokole ese tader ichchhemoto gaaner songe ichhemoto nach korben, je family-r nach dekhe dorshokera sobtheke changa bodh korben, nacher ghor samlate na pere nijerai nachte neme poRben pray, sei baRir nacher team-ke bijoyii ghoshoNa kora hobe. shunetune babar moto aro ko'jon, Sahakaku ar Buchididir baba, jokhon stombhito hoye bosechhilen, tokhon bipul vote-e prostab pass hoye gechhe.

Sokole je jar baRi giye asonno protijogitar jonyo nach practice-o shuru kore diyechhen.

Ami babake thanda korar cheshta kori. boli, eta nacher-i jug baba. loke TV te nachchhe, party-te nachchhe. poyla January-i hok ba boishakh, notun bochhorke neche neche swagoto janachchhe. jonmodine nachchhe, biyete nachchhe, aaibuRobhat hole to kothai nei. Chandrabindoo-r gaaner sathe neche bored hoye giye, ekhon Rabindrasangeeter porjonto dance mix bar kore phelechhe.

Bangali bujhechhe parthibo du:khokoshter haat theke mukti pawar jonyo nacher theke bhalo dawai ar hoyna. babao sob bhule neche uthhun, ami poramorsho di.

Baba gNoj hoye phone-er opare chup kore thaken. jotoi boli, amio jani tini parben na. nacher doler samne gele tNar matha ghurbe, buk dhoRfoR korbe, gola shukobe. nrityoroto nijeke kolpona korte geleo tNar mone hobe, he dhoroNii dwidha hou.

Sobtheke boRo kotha, je proshonotar uttor tini lokkhobaar khNujben ebong kichhutei paben na, seta hochche, “hothat nachbo keno?”

Kajei ami ar beshi kotha baRai na. babar jonyo maya hoy. sposhto dekhte pai, amar utsahii, koritkorma baba ar korbar moto kaaj khNuje pachchen na. alor niiche bhiR kore sokkole uddam nachchhe, haschhe, hoihoi korchhe, baba ekaboka dorshoker asone khanikkhoN bose thakar cheshta kore byartho hoye mukh kalo kore baRi phire aschhen.

Ei muhuurtoguloy baRite na thakar afshoshta amar sobtheke beshi chagaR dey. kachhe thakle antoto babake songo dewa jeto.

Shubho bijaya

2011-10-07T00:04:00.009-04:00

Apnader sobaike bijayar anek priiti, shubhechha, bhalobasa, kolakuli. Virtual, bolai bahulyo. samne thakle asol kolakuli kora jeto. chhotobela thekei oi byapartar opor amar lobh. amake khali nichu hoye bishwosuddhu loker paa chhNute hoto. ki je boring bhuktobhogiira janen. proNam korte korte ami aneksomoy mukh tule dekhtam-o na paa joRata kaar. odike baba kaka jethhura ki sundor khanduyek proNam serei eke oporer kNadhe kNadhe thokathuki korten. tokhoni jantam amar sathe keu konodin kolakuli korbe na. emonki boRo holeo na.

Ke bole lingobhittik boishomyo nei?

Shudhu kolakuli keno, samne thakle apnader ami guRer naRu khawatam, chinir rose dobano goja, kalojire chhitono nimki ar pNathar mangser jhaljhal ghugni-o bad ditam na.

Kintu se jokhon hochhena tokhon apnara je jar baRite bose maggi ar shesh paate Coke Zero diye dinner sarun. khidetake thikmoto chagiye tulbar kayda jodi jana thake, dekhben maggi ar mangser ghugni pray ekirokom khete.

Bhabchhen yaarki marchhi? porrikkha korei dekhun na.

Amader paRar maa-jethira khub buddhiman chhilen kina, tai tNara sobai sobkichhu bananor cheshta korten na. keu naRu pakalen, keu goja banalen, jNar asiim dhoirjo tini baRite kkhiir toiri kore chhNache dhele shonkho sondesh banalen, from scratch. keu ghugni, keu nimki. amra ghure ghure sobar ranna porokh kortam, kaukei bonchito kortam na.

JNara sobtheke beshi buddhiman, tNara aboshyo porisromer pothe hNatten na. dokaner nimki, dokaner goja, ar dokaner chinimakha danadar plate bhorti kore diten. khete eki rokom bhalo lagto.

Atyacharta shuru hoto porer din sokal theke. dNat meje mukh muchhe boste na bostei samne ekkhana diary ar pen hajir hoto. keno? na khata bhorti kore ‘Durga’ naam likhte hobe. kobar? pasher ghore bose baba 108 baar likhchhen, tNar podangko anusoroN korlei sobtheke bhalo.

Ami mejhete paa thhuke matha jhNakiye boltam, 5 barer beshi ekti baaro likhechhi to amar naam nei. maa bhoy peye giye bolten, achcha achchha 12 baar likhlei hobe.

5 ke kichhu diye guN korlei 108 hoyna. 12-ke korle hoy. soja logic.

Lekhalikhi to tao bhalo chhilo. asol bipodta shuru holo jokhon ami basa chhaRlam. doshomiir rattier phone kore maa amake list poRe diten. kake kake phone kore shubho bijayar proNam janate hobe. mama masi kaku jethhu to botei, babar cousin Baruipurer Sanjaykaku ar Halishohorer Madhupisio thakten talikay. ar tarporeo jodi calling-card-e balance thake tobe jeno maayer Ranchir khuRimake ekta phone kora hoy.

Protyek bochhor ami probol protibaad kortam, protyek bochhor maa amake dhomke shuiye diten, protyek bochhor ami sobkota phone kore boRoder shubho bijayar proNam ar chhotoder bukbhora bhalobasa janatam. jader anekkei jonmer por ami ekbaro chokhe dekhini.

BaRi chhaRar por anekgulo bijaya periyechhe. maayer golay jor komechhe. ekhon ar tini list poRe shonanna. kintu amio buRo hoyechhi kina. tai ekhon ami nijei ekadoshiir sokale khata pen niye bose 12 baar Durganaam likhi ar chhNeRaphata phonebook-ta theke phone-nomborgulo khNuje khNuje bijaya sari. bhaloi hoy ekdik theke, ei chhutoy sobaike amar bNeche thakar khoborta janano hoye jay.

Ashtomite hNete hNete

2011-10-04T17:45:00.025-04:00

Ajkalkar chhelepuleder dekhle amar je ga-jwala kore, emni emni na. ei jemon Bantir kothai dhorun. roj school theke phire emon mukhchokh korbe jeno mara jete or ar beshi deri nei. sedin koto kore iniyebiniye bollam, “chol baba, golituku periye, rastata topke, goRer mathher size-er parking lot-khana hnete giye, eibela pujor bajarta kore ani.” tate chhNoRa ki bole janen?

Bole, “ore baba oto hnatle amar hnatu khule haate chole asbe. tomar pujor jama, tumi kenoge jao.”

Bujhun. tui hotobhaga buke-peshi-mukhe-haasi togboge noujowan, 25 periye 26-e paa diyechhis ki disni, tui hNatbi na to ke hNatbe?

Eder boyose amra pesticide-e chobano toritorkari sokal-bikel kheye hojom kortam, gym-fym er dhar dhartam na, tobu dorkar poRle shohorer ardhek hNetei mere dite partam.

Amar jiiboner ek smoroNiiyo hontoner golpo shonabo apnader ajke. je somoyer kotha bolchhi tokhon amar boyos Bantir cheyeo anek kom, mathar edhare odhare sadar chhitematro lageni, galer ekhane okhane ekta duto broNo bhul kore tokhono uNki marchhe.

Sei somoyer ek pujor ashtomiir sokale amra kojon Coffee House-r thik nichtate ese jutlam. motlob holo paaye hNete pandal-hopping. ami maayer paatbhanga akashi Dhakai samle Tarakeshwar local ar 44 nombor thengiye knatay knatay 9 tay ese hajir holam, Salt lake theke Moumita ar Lake Town theke Tannishtha arArchita poter bibi seje ese pnouchholo 9 ta 25 nagad. Hajra moR theke Payel hontodonto hoye elo jokhon tokhon pakka 9 ta beje 37 minute. sheshe ghorir knata jokhon 10 ta chnuichnui ar amader dhoirjer bnadh bhango-bhango, tokhon Baithakkhana bajarer ekta adyikaler jhurjhure baRir dotola theke neme ese Nabanita, jeno kichhui hoyni emon bhab kore bollo, “Let’s move, guys.”

Atoeb move kora holo. College Square-er thakurta nomo kore, dugga bole Bidhan Sarani dhore nakborabor uttormukho amra jatra shuru korlam.

Uttor Kolkatay ar jar-i thak na keno, golir abhab nei. jotogulo goli, totogulo pujo pandal. anami machhi taRano pandal-o jemon dekhlam, sharod sommaner jonyo jaanpraN loRiye dewa pandal-rao baad poRlo na. Simla Byayam Samiti, Girish Park, 37 Palli, Chalta Bagan, Vivekananda Sporting. hNete hNete nijeder college-er kachhe aste na astei Kolkatar konyera eliye poRlen.

Instant energy-r jonyo chinir juRi nei, ar chini khete hole Nakur Nandy-r chaite bhalo jaygao nei ar.

Tokhon amader 20 bochhor boyosii metabolism, chini keno, ekta gota haati kheye phelleo shoriirer kotthao ta ekbindu joma hoy na. dokane dNaRiye guchhiye jolbhora sondesh ar rosogolla sNatano holo. mishtir chote mukh gola jibh jokhon joRiye jobjobe, rastar dhar theke mutton roll kheye mukhshuddhi korlam sobai.

Kheyedeye abar hNata shuru. amader plan chhilo Bagbajar porjonto giye abar phirti pothe Kumartuli hoye Ahiritola pNouchhono. sekhan theke Ganga paar hoye ami mofoswoler kole pherot asbo, bakirao je jar rasta dhorbe. kintu khanikduur jete na jetei ter pelam, jolbhora sondesh, mutton roll, mathar opor kromosho gongone hoye othha roddur ar notun juto pora klanto payer pata, milemishe je byaparta hoyechhe, tate ekta biroti newa joruri. Haatibaganer pandal-e bose khanikkhoN jirono gelo. peter bhetor roll ar sondesher milito bidroho thanda korar jonyo ekta kore ‘Thums Up’ niye boslam.

Abar hNata shuru. Bagbajarer thakur dekhe, pasher asthayii dokan theke jibhe jol ana hojmi guli kine khete khete amra Kumortulir poth dhorlam. pothe kono ekta pandal-e dekhi nagardola ityadi niye ekta chhotokhato melar byabostha kora hoyechhe. bhordupure sob bondho. kintu tate ki? totokkhoNe amader dolna chapar ichche probol hoye uthchhe. edik odik khNuje dolna-walake dhore ana holo. tar probol apottite korNopaat na kore amra 6 jon moyuurponkhii dolnay choRe boslam. dolna kromosho goti nilo, Tannishthar “thamao thamao” artonaad chhapiye bakider aatonko ar ullas meshano chitkare pandal-prangoNer dupurer shanti churmar. kando dekhe byajarmukho dolna-wala niche dNaRiye dNaat baar kore haste laglo.

Jatrapother shesh stop Ahiritolay jokhon amra ese pNouchholam, tokhon karo gaaye ar ekbindu shokti aboshishto nei. shaRi kNuchke, salwar kamizer istiri chotke ekakar. roddure jholsano mukh, nagordolar haway chul ghNeteghute eksha.

Sondhye nama ar bagh beronor probadta promaN korar or theke upojukto somoy ar hoyna.

Chair tene sobe bosechhi, body phelechhi bolai uchit, hothat shuni, “tomader sathe ektu kotha bolte pari?” takiye dekhi prochur doRadoRi, jontropati, birat ekta camera ghaRe kore kotogulo lok amader ghire phelechhe. bikhyato TV channel-er logo aNka mike haate niye Pallab Kirtaniya amader dike haasimukhe cheye achhen.

Sedin raate TV te amar chehara dekhe maayer bhirmi lagar jogaR. bollen, “tora ki thakur dekhte beriyechhili, naki juddhe gechhile?”

Juddhoi bote. kintu asol kotha hochche sedin amra juddhe jite phirechhilam. se joyer gorbo ar anondo ekhono sara mone lege achhe.

Shoshthi

2011-10-02T00:01:00.015-04:00

Shubho mohashoshthii. ajker plan ki apnader? paRar thakurtake ekbar pennam thuke asben shudhu, naki dupurbela phNakay phNakay baRir buRobuRider Bagbajarer thakurta dekhiye anben?

Eksomoy amar bhoyanok raag hoto jodi keu pujo to “mote 4 din” bole chalate chaito. 4 din kiirokom? shoshthii kii baner jole bhese esechhe?

Shoshthii amar pujor dwitiiyo priyotomo din. shoshthiir sokal, Shukkurbarer sondhye, Giant Wheel-er prothom paak, goyenda golper prothom porichchhed, sober moddhyei sei byaparta achhe. moja shuru hoye gechhe, ebong seta aro aneeeeeeeeeekkhoN thakbe, se ashwas-o achhe.

Saptamii perolei to shesh.

Shoshthhir sokaler nipat nitol bhalolagar moddhye ekmatro bighno chhilen amar thakuma. onar mathay ke jeno kobe dhukiyechhilo, shoshthir din mamabaRir dewa notun jama porle aayu baRe.

Apnara bolben, to? ete bighner ki achhe? porlei to hoy. buRomanusher ichchhe. aha-re.

Ami bolbo, bistor bighno achhe, karoN mamabaRir jamagulo sadharoNoto bhoyanok bhalo dekhte ar jhokmoke hoy. jegulo ashtamii ar nabamiir raater jonyo tule rakha thake. mamara to ar oto matha khatiye jama kenen na, gorom lagbe kina, ga kutkut korbe kina, kebol biyebaRir jama holei to cholbe na, gaaner school-e jawar jamao to lagbe, ityadi probhriti. esob bhabar jonyo baRite 2 jon lok already chhilen, jNara pujor somoy amar jonyo bhebechinte bhiishoN aaramdayok ar bhalomanush dekhte khanduyek jama ar ei jutota kine anten.

Kichhu bolar achhe?

Jai hok, modda kotha hochhe thakuma jamatama niye matha ghamaten na. tNar ekmatro uddeshyo chhilo kii kore phNak-phokor diye, churi-chamari kore, amar aayu aro khanikta baRano jay. prochur byartho protibaader por bhoyanok jholmole ekta jama pore amake shoshthiir saatsokale paRar pandal-e thakur nomoskar korte jete hoto. aboshyo ami douRe jetam, chhute phirtam, ese jama bodle maa-babar dewa jamata pore abar paRa beRate berotam.

Anorthok eto jhamela pakanor kono jukti achhe? ke kake bojhabe.

Ekhon to ar jama-tama hoyna. ba sarabochhor dhorei hoy bola uchit. tobu September maser shesh thekei amar khali khali mone poRe, ebochhor amar ektao pujor jama hoyni ekhono. jama howar kono dorkar-o je nei, se somporke sompuurNo abohito thaka sotweo, ami pujor ager kono ekta Shoni-Rabi dekhe gutiguti giye khankotok jama kine ani.

Hi-fi kichhu na, ei office jawar moto.

Samner kota din oigulo pore pore office jabo. jodio keu jigges korbe na, “ei jamata ke diyechhe?” tobu ami nije janbo je ami pujor jama porechhi.

Punoshcho: jani ami kaal bhoyanok udas mukh kore ek paragraph likhechhilam je pujo elei ba ki gelei ba ki....I am soooooo over that... hyanatana. kintu aj sokale jokhon 10 dik bhasiye roddur uthhlo, ar ami speaker-r volume 100 te thhele diye “Chhaiya Chhaiya” chalalam, tokhon dekhi alo ar awajer thelay amar somosto udasiinota ube giye khali ekgada bhalolaga poRe achhe. thakur dekhi na dekhi, anjali di na di, pujo esechhe seta to sotyi. tatei hobe.

Pujor post

2011-09-29T23:11:00.015-04:00

Chhotobelay khub kom lokei nijeke du:khii ba bonchito mone kore. sejonyo ami anekdin porjonto bujhte partam na, pujor somoy amar mamato bhai-bon amader baRite beRate jawar kotha uthhle haat paa chhNuRe kanna juRe dito keno.

Pujor somoy Kasba chheRe Rishra giye thaka ar more jawar moddhye bishesh parthyo nei, eitai chhilo oder boktobyo.

Ami boltam, keno amader paRate pujo hoy to. niye jabo toder. ar boRo pandal dekhte hole Srirampur gelei hoy.

Suman-Dolon amar dike emon mukh kore takato jeno ami nije shunte pachchina ki bolchhi. kothay Bosepukur-er theme pujo, ar kothay Nabinpalli-r golir bNash ar tripoler pandal.

Kothay phNaka pandal-e noRboRe chair-e bose mosha marte marte paRapoRshir hNaRir khobor chalachali, kothay Maddox Square-er oitijhyomondito adda.

Kintu je jinis konodin dekhini shunini, setar anuposthitite koshto pawa shokto. tai amader paRar pujota jotheshto bhalo chhilo amar pokkhe. Folding chair-e bose paa duliye oi kota sokal bikel kabar kore kokkhono afshosh hoyni. tachhaRa korbar je ekebare kichhu chhilona seta bolle mithyachar hobe. sokale cap-bonduk haate chhutonto chhelemeyer ullas sojhyosiima atikrom korle, thakurmoshai sobar bonduk bajeyapto kore, belpatar jhuRir samne bosiye diten. gombhiir mukhe sabdhan korten, ektao nongra, phuto, 3-ter kom patawala ‘bilwopotro’ jodi bhalo patar jhuRite joma poRechhe, tahole je ki hobe, maa durgai janen.

Sondhyebe prodiip-projwolon, shonkho-badon, dhunuchi- nachon ityadi protijogita dekhe ar pasher baRir kaku ba jethimake tumul haattali o chitkar sohojoge utsaho jogate giye khide lege jeto jokhon, tokhon amra mathher koNe paRar dadader asthayii dokan theke omelette kine khetam. ekdin dekhi amar haater plate-ta chena chena lagchhe. pore shunlam dokaner jonyo baRi baRi ghure plate, chamoch, chayer basonpotro dhaar niye gechhe agei. dokane bose nijer baRir plate-e khabar kheye elam, byaparta emon bhalo legechhilo je ajo bhulte parini.

Koyek bochhor por Sujatar sathe thakur dekhte beronor anumoti milechhilo. aligoli rasta, sarabochhor jemon thake abikol seirokom. jonopraNii nei, ghutghute andhokar. notun salwar kamizer paa gutiye jole joma khanakhondo sabdhane eRiye, duur theke pandal-er aalor abhas dekhte petam. protyek bochhor eki route dhore hNata. protyek bochhor phuchka ar eggroll kheye boraddo taka khoroch. ekbochhor ekta pandal-e pNouchhe dekhi ‘Antakshari’ shuru hobe hobe. dujoner team. eke oporer mukher dike takiye, dekhi na ki hoy bole naam diye dilam. dekhi third noy, second noy, ekkebare first prize peye gechhi.

Dujone dukhana mosto plastic-er jhuRi haate niye andhokar goli beye phirchhi, ar amader paRa-bajano hasir shobdo peye kakima alo jwaliye dorja khule dNaRiye achhen, mone achhe ekhono.

Sotyi kotha bolte ki pujo niye nostalgia amar ar kichhu baki nei. paRa, bepaRa, theme, be-theme, rastajoRa pandal bNedhe 5 din byapii kingba gymnasium bhaRa kore subidhejonok weekend, sobrokomer pujor-i amar kachhe ekhon ekdor. tobu jodi ehkon hothat office-e pujor chhuti diye bola hoy, je kono ekta pujo bechhe nite, ami amar shoishober sei Tube-light sojjito, ghumonto pujotai dekhte chaibo.

Suman Dolon keno oi kota din Kolkata chheRe eto sadher pisir baRi-o beRate aste chaito na, se jukti ekhon amar kachhe porishkar hoye gechhe.

TV na nemesis?

2011-09-28T00:09:00.020-04:00

Somoyer sathe sathe manusher dol, mot, niiti, aadorsho kiirokom ar kotokhani palti khete pare, nije chokhe dekhleo anek somoy bishwas hoyna.

Koto lok dekhlam, apnarao dekhechhen nishchoy, jara college canteen-e 'live together'-er pokkhe gola phatiye 25 perote na perote aguner samne bose purut moshaiyer sathe sathe যদিদং হৃদয়ং তব aaoRate laglo. joubone jini KalapahaRer sakkhat abotar chhilen, sontaner Madhyamik poriikkhar age sei tini-i douRe giye Dokkhineshwar-er rode-agun chatale khali paaye pNyaRar changari haate line dilen. School-er “Kusongskar-NibaroNii Somiti’ r president chakri-te dhuke haater 10 angule 10 rokom pathorer chash kore phello.

Banti bole, “Hypocrites”. ami boli “boyos hole bujhbi.”

Tobu maa jokhon sedin hukum dilen, “cholo Sona, tomar jonyo ekta TV kine niye asi.” tokhon amar bishom lege bhirmi khawar jogaR.

Khawar-i kotha, karoN TV-r sathe maayer shotruta ajker noy. eksomoy Superhit Muqabla-r khoppor theke amake bNachate maa je ki porimaN energy byay korechhen, se ami dekhechhi. baRisuddhu lok dekhechhe. maa monepraNe bishwas korten TV sakkhat shoytaner protiruup. Mood bhalo thakle thatta kore bolten, “television to noy, tele-bhishoN.”

Amar sei maa jodi shaRi palte paye juto goliye bose thaken, jate ami office theke phirle ar bindhumatro somoy noshto na kore TVr dokaner dike rowna dewa jay, tate ashorjo na holei ashchorjo.

TV kena niye maayer eto utsaher karoNta aboshyo andaj kora shokto noy. bish diye jemon bish jhaRe, kNata diye jemon kNata tole, Methadone dhoriye jemon Heroin chhaRay, temni TVr nesha dhoriye Internet-er atol ghuurNaborto theke amake uddhar kore anatai maayer plan.

Chena shotru diye achena (tai aro bhoyonkor) shotrusonghar-i maayer strategy.

TV kena holo. jawar age maa sei TV-r dike phire, “ekla meyetake ektu songo diyo baba” bole kopale haat-taat thekiye, amar gale chumu-tumu kheye, chokh-tokh muchhe chole gelen.

Goto 7 din dhore Office theke phire ei channel sei channel ghurephire ami sei sotyota abar notun kore abishkar korlam, jeta amar anekdin thekei jana chhilo.

TV te kissu dekhar nei.

Byaparta khubi interesting, karoN jokhon duto boi channel chhilona, tokhon ami school theke phire hNaa kore 'Shilpojogot' dekhtam, Nepali gaan shuntam, emonki Niruddhesh songkranto ghoshoNao baad ditam na, athocho ei shotosohosro channel bodle bodle angule paralysis hoye gelo pray, ami dekhar moto ekta programme khNuje bar korte parlam na.

Bohu cheshta koreo ami ekhono porjonto kono ekta channel-e 3 minute-er beshi theme thakte parini.

Tobu bhoye bhoye achhi karoN jani poristhiti paltate achirei. aj je sitcom dekhe bhebe kuul pachchhina eto pocha rosikotay karo keno hasi pabe, 3 diner din sei jokes shunei ami goRagoRi khabo. jesob American Teenager-der ekhon dekhlei koshe kaan mule dite ichhe kore, ekdin tader jiiboner secret janteo amar koutuuhol baadh manbe na. emon din duure noy jokhon ami office theke 5 minute age berobo, jate ‘Binni Dhaner Khoi’-er shuruta miss na hoye jay.

Kingba ‘Sadhak Bamakkhyapa’-r.

Tokhon thakuma akashbatas kNapiye protishodher je hasita hasben, seta kolpona korei amar gaayer rokto jol hoye jachche.

Maayer beRano

2011-09-26T06:03:00.014-04:00

Aj bikele maa chole gelen.

Serechhe. oporer line-ta likhe amar jerokom golmele thekchhe, poRe apnader-o serokom thekchhe ki? byaparta golmele noy motei, dNaRan kholsa kore boli.

Maa amar kachhe beRate esechhilen kichhudiner jonyo. aj bikele tNake ta ta kore diye elam.

Phirte phirte bhabchhilam, ki jani kemon lagbe khali ghortay chabi ghuriye dhukte, chokhe jol-i asbe hoyto. proti muhuurte mone poRbe maa thakle ekhon ki kortam, koto tuchchho kothay hese goRiye poRtam, koto gurutoro bokuni khete kheteo khetam na.

Kintu manush bhabe ek, hoy arek.

Ese theke jinispotro khNujte khNujtei amar sara sondhye kabar hoye raat ghonalo. ar sei songe etao porishkar hoye gelo, sara dupur office-e bose ami jokhon aporadhbodhe dogdho hotam ar ghontay ghontay phone kore jante chaitam, maa thik kotokhani bored hochchen ekla ghore, tokhon keno tini moha birokto hoye bolten, “aah Sona, nije kaaj koro, amakeo korte dao.”

Ami bhebe petam na, eto kaaj maa pachchhen kotthheke? oi to ektukhani baRi, epashe opashe 4 paa hNatlei phuriye jay. Rishrar baRi hole tao na hoy ekta kotha chhilo. dhumdhaRakka ghor tulechhe sobai edik odik, jar jemon khushi. ghor, baranda, kuyotola, mathher moto chhad. koNa ghupchi, khater tola, dorjar aaRal theke saradin dhore kaaj berochche to berochchei.

Ekhon dekhchhi maa amar baRi guchhiye, jheRemuchhe, ultepalte tar emon bhol paltechchhen je nijer baRi bole take chenai dushkor hoye poRechhe. Bookcase-e Bangla boiyera ekdike gechhe, Ingrijira ekdike. Table-e pen ar pencil-er alada alada stand jutechhe. rannaghore jire dhone golmorich shukno longkar sathe Italian seasoning ar Garlic salt-er gaa-ghNeshagheshi apatoto bondho. kalke ki pore office jabo se thik korte giye dekhi dishi-bideshi poshak alada korei maa kkhanto honni, montrobole oi pNuchke dresser-e jayga bar kore ghoniye asa shiitkaler jonyo sweater porjonto namiye rekhe gechhen.

Soja kothay ei baRitake Rishrar baRi baniye rekhe gechhen pray.

Maa babader prodhan dosh hochchhe, sontaner kachh theke tNara badhyota dabi korben ajiibon, athocho nijera chhelemeyer kono kotha grajhyo korben na. maake poipoi kore ami bolechhi, mobile, chiruni, choshma, ghorer chabi ghormoy chhoRiye rakhai amar system. jate sob jinis chokher samne thake, khamoka khNuje somoy noshto korte na hoy. maa se kotha kanei tulbenna. guchhonor chote amar system-er dofarofa korben.

Shurute ami badha je diini ta noy. ranna korlei bason majte hobe, tel holuder daag poRbe edik odik, kajei machher jholer bodole cold cut sandwich diye raater khawa sarlei to hoy, emon sorol jukti maayer mathay dhokanor cheshta korechhi. pordin baRi phire dekhi vacuum take closet-e time-out diye maa “apna haat jagannath” bole neme poRechhen. swiikar korte holo ghorer mejhe emon chul-shuuNyo hote dekhini age. tar pordin dekhi aaynar moto jhokjhoke counter-er opor ekta oti porichito ‘nyata’. bishom kheye, chokh kopale tule chhute giye koifiyot dabi kortei maa bollen, “ei naki toder recycle recycle kore gola phatano? keno nyata dosh korlo kise? konkhanta kom porishkar hoyechhe dekha to?”

Tar porer raate jokhon toktoke mejhete khoborer kagoj ar tonwii mohilader chhobiwala catalogue-er aason pete, maa gorom bhat, sorsher tel kNachalongka diye makha daalseddho ar machher jhol poribeshon korlen, tokhon ar amar protibader shokti baki nei. "ja hochchhe hote dao boss" bole ami khete bose poRlam.

Jodio amar chintar karoN chhilona. maa gechhen 24 ghontao hoyni, chardike amar system-er protyabortoner abhas sposhto hoye uthhchhe. Table-er opor print out-er susongboddho pahaR dhose poRechhe, raatjaga bichhanar opor khola laptop ar headphone chhotrakar. rannaghorer sink-e bohudin bade abar Maggi dinner-er akatyo promaN jome uthhechhe.

Ar kichhukkhoNer moddhyei etake abar amar baRi bolte chinte karo bhul hobe na.

Rishrar baRitar ki holo? setake jawar somoy maa suitcase-e pure niye gechhen. bakshobondii hoye mohasukhe nidra dite dite se akashpaRi dichche ekhon. ghorer chhele ghore phire jachchhe. thik jekhane or thakar kotha.

Bhuter bhoy

2011-09-20T00:33:00.019-04:00

Ek paRay thakbo bole jokhon amra je jar baRi chheRe ei complex-tay uthhe elam, tokhon prothom chokhe poRlo, gate-er kachhe ekta borof joma nongramoto pool ar yard-er thik moddhyikhane ekta nam-na-jana haR jirjire gachh. tarpor jeta nojore poRlo seta hochchhe complex-er pechhondiker pNachiler thik odharei 200 bochhorer purono pellay ek koborkhana. sari sari uNchunichu pathorer pholok, kono konotar gaaye helan diye rongberonger phuler guchchho rakha. gorosthaner majhe majhe birat birat gachh chhaya mele dNaRiye achhe.

Shibalee bollo, “proshnoi nei.” Somasree gombhiir hoye roilo. Banti ek laaf diye bollo, “kobe move-in korchhi?”

Bechara Shibalee. o pNachil theke sobtheke duurer khali apartment-ta niyechhe. jeno bhuter haat otoduur pNouchhobe na.

Bhut somporke apnader ki mot? ami esob aboignanik jinispotre bishwas korina, kintu tai bole bhoy pete to badha nei. edike abar bhuter golpo poRao chai, bhuter cinema dekhao chai. bohu bochhor age ekbar TV te ‘Kaun’ diyechhilo. dekhe por por 3 rattir maake thele chhader dorja bondho achhe kina check korte pathiye, 3 nombor raate kanmola kheyechhilam. tobu shikkha hoyni. tarporeo shokh kore ‘Ring’ dekhechhi. ei sedin ghorer alo nibhiye, eke oporer jama khimche dhore ‘Shutter’ dekhlam.

Mushkilta hochchhe, bhulbhal somoye cinemar bachha bachha drishyogulo mone poRe. sondhyebela grocery kore phirchhi. Coke Zero-r bhare plastic bag-er handle angule kete bose jachche. mone mone bhabchhi, ei to merei enechhi pray. oi stand-alone baRita periye dandike bNeklei amar ghorer barandar alo dekha jabe. omni mone poRe gelo, kuyor mukher dhakna soriye, elochule mukh dheke, Samara hamaguRi diye beriye aschhe. byas. charpasher andhokar aro ghono hoye amake gilte elo. hNatu kNapchhe, gola shukiye khotkhote, ghaRer kachhe shirshirani. alo nibhiye dNaRiye thaka baRita perote giye heart attack howar jogaR.

Athocho ei Behalar Banti ar Chetlar Chirur tulonay bhutpreter sathe porichoyer sujog amar anek beshi chhilo. eksomoy amar baRi theke Rishra station jawar pothe 4-4 khana ShyaoRa gachh ar ekta bNashbaganer dhwonshaboshesh perote hoto. Lock out howa JK Steel-er dui-manush uNchu uNchu pNachiler majher rastatay diner belai alo dhoke na, loadshedding-er rattire to kothai nei. esob jaygay bhut thakbe na to kothay thakbe? Naktalay?

Gorbo korar moto shonaleo boltei hochchhe, Rishray bhut thakar sobtheke adorsho jayga chhilo, JK Steel noy, bNashbagan noy, ei adhomer baRir lagoya sworgoto shrii Makhanchandra Ganguli mohashoyer bagane. thakuma bolen, “Makhambabur bagan.” Bot, Ashwoththo, Bel, PakuR esob namkora bhutuRe gachh to chhiloi, ar chhilo mosto ek Taalgachh. roj bikele kotthheke ekdol Shokun ese se gachher mathay bose bishram nito.

Bola bahulyo baganer namdak bhalo chhilo na. dadu thakte tNar gachhe haat dewar jo chhilona, tini mara jete sobai khushi hoye raater bela aam churi korte giye dekhe, dadu gachher dale paa jhuliye bose aam pahara dichchhen. tarpor bhaRateder chheleta ekdin majhrate mod kheye ese collapsible gate jhNakiye moha holla koray jokhon dadu gachh theke neme ese achcha kore tar dui kaan mule dilen, tarpor theke raater bela o baganer dhar ghNeshto na keu.

Kintu kopale bhuter sathe molakat lekha thakle, se likhon khonday kar sadhyi. amar school-er bondhu Sujatar baRi chhilo baganer anyo prante. ekdin raate Sujata maayer pashe shuye ghumochche, hothat or ghum bhenge gelo.

Aneksomoy hoy dekhben, apnar chokher aRal thekei keu jodi apnar dike ekdrishte cheye thake, apni ter peye jan. ghum bhenge Sujataro thik oirokom mone holo. Ceiling fan theke chokh soriye paayer kachhe khola janalar dike chaitei Sujata dekhe, grill-er opashe chaya chhaya andhokare ekta lok chup kore dNaRiye achhe.

Tarpor ja howar tai holo. Sujata chNechalo, kakima chNechalen, kaku chNechalen, paRapoRshi sobbai chNechalo. fotafot sobar baRir alo jwole uthhlo. kaku kakima Sujatake, “chup kore ekhane bose thako” bole moha byasto hoye dorjatorja hNaa kore khule rekhei chor dhorte chhute beriye gelen.

ChNechamechi shuru hotei chor totokkhoNe gaa dhaka diyechhe. paRar lokera je jar baRir pordatorda jheRejhuRe dekhe, ar rastar lamppost tar aalor tolay ektu edikodik khNujetuje, moRer mathay uttejito jotla korte laglen. sotyi desher aainshrinkhola poristhiti din din ja hochchhe, kichhu ar bolar nei. pulish dekei ba ki labh, esob churi dakatir pechhone je kader haat achhe seta ki ar karo jante baki achhe?

Edike Sujata to ghore ekla bose chorer bhoye thokthok kore kNapchhe. sodor dorja, gate sob haat kore khola, duur theke lokjoner asposhto golar awaj kane aschhe. ghorer tube light-er aloy janalar bairer andhokarta aro ghutghute mone hochchhe. Sujata, ja thake kopale, bole bichhana theke neme choti goliye moRer dike rowna dilo.

BaRi theke beriye du paa jete na jetei pother pasher andhokarta theke sNaat kore beriye elo ekta lok. sei loktai nirghat. Sujata theme gelo. haat paa abosh. dubaar mukh hNaa kore “maaaaa” dakar bhongii korlo Sujata, gola diye ekbindu awaj berolo na. lokta ek paa egolo or dike. Sujatar paa duto matite gNethe jachche ki? lokta aro du paa egolo. loktar haat ta or komorer kachhe. janalar porda haway ektu uRte tar pNak diye tube-er abchha alo elo jei, se haate ekta chhora chokchok kore uthhlo.

Omni aamgachher opor theke huuuuuush kore ki jeno ekta jhNapiye poRlo loktar opor, Sujatar gola diye “MAAAAA” chhitke berolo, loktao “ore babare mere phelle re” bole praNpoN chNechalo. ar gnan haranor thik aager muhuurte Sujata porishkar shunte pelo maa kotha theke “Piuuuuu” bole chitkar kore uthhechhen.

Porer din bikele dadur baganer Belgachhtar tolay ektu uNchumoto dhibite bose achhi. Sujata bollo raattire phone peye jokhon pulish esechhe, tokhono naki chortar gnan phereni. agnan abosthatei tar haate haatkoRa poriye greptar kore thanay niye gechhe pulish. ar sobai poshto dekhechhe, chorer golay gobhiir laalche daag fute uthhechhe.

Jeno keu or golay poiter pNyach diye khub jorse tenechhe.

Bole Sujata amar dike “bujhte parli to?” mukh kore takate ami ekta udatto hasi diye bollam, are dhur eta bingsho shotabdii. ejuge osob bhutpret gNajakhurite bishwas korte nei. bolte na boltei dekhi Sujata ek hNyachka taan diyechhe amar konui dhore. sei taane ami khanikta sore gelam ar amar mathata thik 1 second age jekhane chhilo, sekhane ekta shuknomoto Bel thokas kore gachh theke poRlo.

Ebar eta madhyakorshoN na anyo kichhu, seta apnara bujhe nin.

Seminar somporke

2011-09-16T01:35:00.011-04:00

Kichhu kichhu jinis somoye soye jay, jemon dhorun kumRo. chhotobelay baRite kumRo ranna hole khete bose ami, amar maa ar thakuma, 3 jonei naker jole chokher jole hotam. bhinno bhinno karoNe. kintu sei jebar 7 ghonta drive kore majhrattire hu-hu khide niye hajir holam ar Aparajita jotno kore bosiye dhobdhobe sada plate-e dhNoya othha gorom bhat, bhaja muger daal, Chicago-r bajar theke cooler-e kore boye niye asa machher patla jhol ar kumRor chhokka poribeshon korlo, sedin theke kumRor sathe boiriita amar ghuche gechhe.

Ekhon somporkota oi ‘Hi-Hello’ porjonto ese thhekechhe bolte paren.

Kichhu kichhu jinis abar somoyer sathe sathe aro bhalo, aro dami, aro sundor hoye othhe. purono chhobir album, dadu dida thakuma, sotyikarer prem. samajhdarera dabi koren wine-o naki ei gotre poRe, tobe se dabir sotyasotyo jachai korte hole tNaderkei jigges korte hobe, ami bolte parbona.

Ar ei dui rokomer baire arekrokom jinis hoy, jader opor somoyer karikuri ekkebare achol. 20 bochhor ager barshik puroskar bitoroNii raate tripol pata mejhete soman size-er lokjoner sathe hNatu thekatheki kore bose, ar 20 bochhor por proshosto ‘audi’-te nijoswo Dasani-r botol ar habijabi kagoj-pora petmota folder niye nokkhotrokhochito panel-er dike montromugdho cheye thakar somoy.

Boktrita shonar abhignotata eki rokom praNghatii roye gechhe.

Se to jabei, karoN boktrita jNara den tNara bindumatro bodlanni. tokhono tNara “amar beshi kichhu bolar nei” bole jhaRa 40 minute-er aage thambar naam korten na, ekhono tNara 15 minute-er boktritar jonyo 55 khana slide baniye niye asen. ar 15-r jaygay 35 minute periye jawar por jokhon chairperson pray kaan dhore namiye debar humki dichhen, tokhon emon du:khii mukh kore moncho chhaRen, jeno ar 5 minute pelei international trade songkranto somosto somosyar somadhan kore dite parten tini.

Aschorjer jeta seta holo chhotobelay jNara mike haate nile chhaRte chaiten na, tNara sokolei 70 perono sabhapoti. baRite nijeder nati-natnira gnan dite gelei chhute palay, tai tNara badhyo hoye porer chhelemeyeder choritrogothhon korte nemechhen. se nahoy bojha gelo. kintu eisob ‘resistance training’ ar ‘clean eating’-e bishwasii gen-next arthoniitibid boktrita dewar ei adomyo uddiipona pan kotha theke, seita ami anek matha chulkeo ber korte parina.

Tao jodi bishoygulo arektu interesting hoto. mukto baNijyer bajare kon kon desh ekhono shulko-mashul-er choragopta chhuri chalachchhe, kara kara dhaar niye niye deule, kader kader Chinese ghoRi ar jutor tolay chapa poRe dom bondho hoye gelo (ba hobe achirei) ei niye prochur jolghola holo goto dudin dhore. dole dole boktritabajera monche uthhlen namlen, haat paa chhNuRlen, golar shira pholalen, table-e ghNushi marlen, eke oporke daha mithyuk promaN kore tobe dom phellen.

Norok guljar jake bole.

Kintu tNara boktrita deway bhalo hoyechhen to ki, amio sei 5 bochhor boyos theke boktrita shona practice korchhi. tNara joto gola choRaben, ami amar mathar charpashe amonojoger durbhedyo prakar toto uNchu korbo. tNara laser pointer bNai bNai ghoraben screen-er opor, ami ekmone tNader boktritar hard copy-r sobgulo ‘o’ ar ‘d’ ar ‘g’ dot pen ghoshe bhorat korbo. gada gada integration periye tNara tulyomuulyo promaN kore deben globalization-er phole amar apnar labh hoyechhe na kkhoti, ami totokkhkoNe pad-er pechhone ultodike 'chandrabindu' theke 'ka' porjonto nikhNut likhe nijer kachhei nijer smritishoktir promaN diye khushi hoye jabo.

Boktritar khelay amake tNara e jonme harate parben na.

Networking? seta abar apadomostok anyo khela, se khelay anyo harjit. o niye ekkhuni amake mukh khulte badhyo korben na please. apatoto dhakka samle uthhte din, pore ekdin se golpo kora jabe ‘khon.

sotyodorshon

2011-09-11T14:53:00.023-04:00

sheshporjonto hasita je thakumai hasben ke janto. amar aboshyo ekhon sondeho hochhe thakuma nije janten agagoRai, kebol pete pete rekhechhilen.

khulei boli. amar mathay jokhon uthhe jawar moto chul aboshishto chhilo, tokhon hitoishiira oi shesh ko’gachha bNachiye rakhar jonyo nanabidho upodesh diten. ei jemon lohar koRai-e seddho kora jobafuler ros kingba chhNachi pNeyaj bete mathay mekhe office jawa. athoba roj sokale chule mayonese lepe 10 minute shiirshason.

bhalo kotha shunte amar aj noy, konodin-i bhalo lage na. tai jobaful khNojar bodole ami ‘Health and Personal Care’ aisle-er ghurte gelam. giye mayonese-walader jonyo mon koruNay bhore gelo. thore thore koto award-winning shampoo! Volumizing, invigorating, damage repairing, deep penetrating.

er moddhye amar konta kaje lagbe bhabte bhabtei dekhi ek koNe Indo-Aryan-Mongol-Dravidian stock-er lokeder jonyo special shampoo rakha achhe.

kine ene sokal bikel makhchhi ar bhabchhi tao chul othhe keno, tokkhuni ‘no-poo’ biplober kotha khobore bollo. dhoRibaj company-ra naki etodin shampoo-r naame akothyo chemicals botole bhore bajare chalachchhilo. ote upokar to nei-i, ulte kkhoti. Laboratory-te bistor poriikkhanirikkha kore dekha gechhe bhalo chuler jonyo roj rattire shobar age ghoshe ghoshe mathay narkel tel massage korlei jotheshto.

shune theke bhabchhi tips ta eto chena chena lagchhe keno, abosheshe bus-e bose dhNa kore drishyota mone poRe gelo. khater dhare pa jhuliye bose thakuma mukhe paan purchhen ar koto ki je bole cholechhen. narkel tel.....roj matha bhijiye snan kora...sokal bela khali paaye ghaser opor hNata.....aro kisob hyanatyana. ami hNu-hNa korte korte TV-r channel paltachchhi.

Shampoo songkranto shocking sotyota udghatito howar pore ami khNoj nite shuru korlam. cholte phirte naite khaite, saradin kothay kothay bhul hochchhe, jeta borong agei thik hochchhilo. bachhte giye dekhi gNaa ujaR.

hridoy bNachate sorsher teler bodole vegetable oil dhorechhi, ekhon bolchhe se tele ranna kora ar nijer hate bish tule mukhe pora naki ek-i byapar. mutobar bhoye gorom bhat chheRe shukno ruti chibiye khuNNibritti korchhi sei kobe theke, ekhon shunchhi ote gluten thake, ar gluten thakle gNete baat na theke jabe kothay? robibar sokale norom sada dhobdhobe fulko luchir bodole Multigrain bread-er atyachar soichhi mukh buje, ekhon sobai bolchhe manusher naki grain khawar kothai na.

manusher ki khawar kotha? naki ja kheye Neanderthal-ra ekkale bone jongole dapiye beRiyechhilo, dNatal Mammoth ar bonyo Bison-der mere paat kore manob-samrajyo bistar ghotiyechhilo, seisob free-range jontu-janoyar ar nodiir machh ar gachher fol. bignanira promaN kore diyechhen bNachte hole ‘Caveman Diet’-e phire jawa chhaRa goti nei. Best hoy nije shikar kora shikhe nile.

apnara jNara cholesterol-er bhoye dim chheRechhen ami ar tNader mone korate chaina nijeder paye kuRulta tNara thik koto jore merechhen. ekta somiikkhay emonki eo poshto dekha gechhe ghee-dalda chhaRar por thekei Indian-ra dole dole mota hote shuru korechhe.

dekheshune ami shtir korechhi, jotheshto hoyechhe. ebar theke ami amar ichchhemoto khabodabo shampoo makhbo dieting korbo, ta se ‘scientific studies’-er moter sathe miluk ar nai miluk. ar anek ghater jol kheye ese science jokhon abar akatyo promaN debe je chuler swasthyer jonyo oi sob akothyo chemicals, ar roga howar jonyo niyom kore dubela mishti khawar kono bikolpo nei, tokhon apnara sobai matha chapRaben, ar ami baranday thakumar pashe bose baatibhorti Urea dewa muRi ar mota mota laal batasa khete khete khub hasbo ar bolbo, “amra to sei kobe thekei jantam.”

Terrible two

2011-09-08T03:30:00.016-04:00

2 bochhor ki nostalgia-y bhogar pokkhe jotheshto diirgho somoy? ekhon jodi apnader boli aj theke 2 ti Bosonto ar 24 ti puurNima ar ke jane kotoshoto joyar-bhNata age, ek jemontemon Budhbarer sodhyey, amar ghorer secondhand lamp-er mitmite holde alor tolay bose ami bola nei kowa nei Abantor likhte shuru korechhilam, seta ki khub adikhyeta shonabe?

Goto 2 bochhore ja ja ghotlo, phurolo, notun kore shuru holo, “ar jabo na” nakkhot diye kNede phire ese NyaRa abaro Beltolar dike gutiguti hNata lagalo, sesober tatporjo jothartho anudhabon korte hole apekkha kora chhaRa goti nei. aj theke bochhor 25 pore somoy, hoy amar kkhomar ajogyo bhulgulo chokhe angul diye dhoriye debe, noyto pithh chapRe bolbe, “good job.”

Abantor amar dinrattirer kotota gobhhiire daag rekhe gelo, ba adou rekhe gelo kina, seta jante holeo amake apekkha kortei hobe.

Kom se kom 10 bochhor to botei.

Kintu otodin porer kotha bhebe ar jei bNachuk, ami bNachi na. ei muhuurter kotha jodi jigges koren tahole bolbo 2 bochhor ek chhader tolay baas korar poreo, Abantor-er sathe madhuchandrima ekhono phuroyni amar. Abantor ekhono amar ‘Best Friend Forever’.

HNya kichhu ‘compromise’ to thakei. premik-premikara bhaben compromise, adjustment, compatibility esob shokto shokto ingriji shobdo bujhi tNaderi ekchetiya. kintu seta sotyi noy. Abantor-er patay notun mukh dekhle saradin mon bhalo thake jemon, temni 7 din post na korle ‘stats’ check korte giye buk durdur kore. ke jane, sobai chole gechhe bujhi.

Ar 5 ta somporker motoi, ei somporkotao amake ‘vulnerable’ kore chheRechhe.

Kintu ami tate ghabRachchhi na motei. karoN Sugata achhen, Sumana achhe, Mohor, Raka, Bong mom, Ru, Sohini sobai achhe. aro jNader ami naam jani mukh chinina, mukh chini naam janina, mukh naam dui-i chini tar baire ar kichhu janina, emonki jNader naam mukh konotai chinina, tNarao achhen.

JNara na thakle Abantor-er prolaper aro-i kono mane thakto na. ki bhoyanok byapar hoto bolun dekhi.

Tobe tai bole sob bhule bhese gele cholbe na. samne kothhin somoy. bisheshognora ki bolen janen to? 2 bochhor paar korar porer ei somoytitei naki shoriire-mone nanarokom bicholon ghote. Temper tantrum tunge othhe, achena lok toffee dile nirdwidhay tar pechhon pechhon bohuduur chole jawa jay, nijer khelnay haat dite ele poRshir bachchar chokhe angul dhukiye dewar proboNota dekha dey, restaurant-er high chair-e pa jhuliye bose pasher table taak kore kNata chamoch chhNoRar moto chomotkar idea-o ei somoyei mathay ase.

Kajei apnara seat-belt bNedhe bosun. ami praNpoN cheshta korbo sobkichhu jothasadhyo niyontroNe rakhte. ta sotweo jodi pothe ghono ghono bumper dekha dey, amake eka phele chole jaben na jeno.

Asukh

2011-09-04T10:48:00.011-04:00

2 jon Bangali ekotro hole je Banglay kotha bolbe, uposthit anyo bhashabhashii songiider proti soujonyer toyakka na korei, se niye ar nalish kore labh nei. o niye Bangali ektuo lojjito to noy-i, ulte amar mone achhe JNU-te class-er songkhyaloghu chhelemeye jokhon gotyontor na dekhe sheshmesh bhanga bhanga Bangla bolte shuru korlo, tokhon amader sokoleri gorbe buk 10 haat phule uthhechhilo.

Edike Banglay nijer namer banan bhul likhle bindumatro lojja hoyna. bichitro.

Jai hok, ajke baje golper bishoy Bangali je Banglay kotha bole seta noy, borong ki niye kotha bole seita. amake jodi jigges koren tahole bolbo, prithibiir beshir bhag Bangalir beshir bhag kothopokothoner bishoy nimnochap noy, kheladhuulo noy, CPM Trinomool noy, emonki Rabindranath-o non.

Bangalir kothopokothoner abisongbadito nayok, asukhbisukh.

Chandril jotoi akkhep korun na keno, shoriir niye chhutmargo ar jar-i thakuk, Bangalir nei. alap howar 10 minute-er moddhye amra eke oporke marital status jigges na korar abishwasyo songjom dekhate pari, kintu Bamboo Garden-er chat-buffet kheye peter bharsamyo bighnito howar golpo juRe boste amader dubaar bhabte hoy na. Shelf theke Splenda namate giye achomka dui Bangalir dekha hoye gele, ekjon arekjonke akopote janate paren, shoriirer kon angshe beshi med jomay agotya chinir maya tyag korte holo.

‘Joint’ diye daktar howa je Bangalir swopner talikar prothome thakbe tate ar aschorjo ki? nindukera jai bolun, Nursing Home khule duhaate taka rojgar korar lobh noy, Bangali jane bhogobaner bhuumikay abhinoy korte hole daktar howa chhaRa goti nei. ‘Uttam-Soumitra’-r thekeo Bangalir beshi bhalobase kar daktar-er haatjosh beshi bhalo sei niye torko badhate. amader Bishwanath daktar bhalo na onader Sanjay daktar, sei juddhe Ray-thakumar sathe amar thakumar 30 bochhorer bondhutwo porjonto boli hoye jete dekhechhi ami.

Du:kher kotha ar ki bolbo, bochhor bochhor baRi gele, 2-3 jon masipisi edik sedik baad poRe geleo maa amake antoto ekbar daktarkhanay niye jete bholen na. amar shoriirero bolihari, protyekbar ekta na ekta kichhu golmal berobei berobe. ato:por gontobyo Roy-Trivedi. sokalbela rokto diye haate band-aid lagiye pherar pothe Tea Table-e dhuke cha pastry khawa amar ajiiboner priyo 5 ta smritir moddhye ekta.

Sotyi kotha bolte ki asukhbisukh amar khub ekta mondo lagena. khub chhotobelatei ter peyechhilam amar jwor hole maake office kamai kortei hobe. tarpor saradin joro gaye monkey-tupi pore maayer pechhon pechhon ghora. poromanondo. tobe ‘petbyatha’ abishkar korar por aboshyo jwor-jari jaundice typhoid sober mahatmyo phike hoye gechhilo. kopale haat dile dhora jay na, roktoporikkha korate hoyna, khali kNado kNado mukhe pet chepe dhorlei sei sondhyer moto poRte bosa mokub hoye jay.

Jwor petbyatha esob bhalo bhalo asukh ekhon ar hoyna amar. sob giye ekhon khali bitikichchiri ‘bhalo na laga’ poRe achhe. apodartho asukh, kono kaje lagena. Office-eo jete hoy, dokanpaat-o korte hoy, maa-o sob phele chhute ese pashe bose thakenna. e roger haat theke mukti pete injection niteo raji ami. apnar sondhane bhalo daktar thakle janaben to.

Jak baba

2011-08-28T23:46:00.014-04:00

BNacha gechhe. apod chukechhe. balai ghuchechhe. kiser kotha bolchhi bujhte parlen to? are sei aloppeye alombush Irene. nah, ami tar nyajer nagale chhilam na kokhonoi. Torch ar battery ar joler botol kinte honye hoye amake ghurte hoyni, bus-tram bondho hoye sara soptahanto ghorbondii hoye thakteo hoyni, baRite ghono ghono phone kore janan diteo hoyni je chintar kichhu nei, ekhono amar haat paa dhoR mundu sob nijer nijer jaygatei achhe, jhoRe uRe jayni.

Kintu gelei bodhoy bhalo hoto. ba jabar upokrom hole.

Kichhu kichhu lok je ki abishwasyo borat niye prithibiite esechhen, nijer chokhe na dekhle bishwas hoyna. amar bhage kebol bhuumikompo, tao chhai mote 5.8, ki holo bujhe uthhte uthhtei sob je ke sei, ar enader bhage bhuumikompo AND HURRICANE. Big bad Irene. Shohorer itihase prothom, rajyer itihase choturtho, desher itihase soptom ityadi shuniye amake impress korte chan odiker bondhu.

AnekkhoN dhore ghaaR neRe neRe klanto hoye giye ami sheshrokkhar ekta cheshta kori. boli, "are hNya amadero hoyechhilo to, mone nei, Ike? sei je amra North Market-e kheye deye downtown-e hNatte gelam, ki jore hawa dilo uff, Bantir tupi uRe gelo to..."

Emergency stock-er jonyo kena Cheetos chibote chibote oparer bondhu khobor den, chena kake jeno evacuate kore hoyechhe. Passport, I-20 niye apartment-chhaRa apatoto 3 diner jonyo.

Kata ghaye aro beshi kore chhite dewar jonyoi nirghat, amake Irene-er jatrapother map forward koren. bolen, "ei je laal beguni sobuj, bibhinno maatrar bipodsongket dekha jachche, or moddhye thik ei jaygatay amra bose achhi. praaN haate niye. bhogobaner opor sob chheRe diye."

Amar mukhta kromosho kNado kNado hoye jachchhe dekhe taRataRi santwona den, “are are du:kher kichhu nei. kichhui hobena ultimately. Bantir tupi uRe jawar golpotai shuni nahoy?”

Raag dhore na bolun? sarajiibon santwona puroskar peyechhi bole ki hurricane-er competition-eo gohara harte hobe bose bose? sob somoy ki douRer majhpothe chamoch theke guli poRe jabe, ar judge ese matha chapRe bolben, "maa ja speed-e jachchile, gulita na poRle first howa keu atkate parto na. tobu participation tai to asol bolo...."

Kintu bhogoban achhen. Hurricane ese chole gechhe. jNara khub folao kore Irene-er guNogan geye beRachchilen, bechhe bechhe tNader jaygagulotei kissu hoyni bujhlen to. khali jhomjhomiye khanikta brishti, ar shonshoniye khanikta hawa. amader Kalboishakhiiite or theke jore batas boy.

Bohwarombhe loghukriya jake bole. besh hoyechhe.

Tobe ar raagtaag nei. ekhon abar sokkole soman soman kina. bhuumikompo, Irene, jhoRjhonjha bojropaat kichhu nei kothao. ekhon theke abar sokole bose bose inbox refresh korbe, ar mone mone bhabbe, sotyi-i ki ektao mail korena keu, naki segulo sob majhpothe hariye jay?