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2011

2011 hajir. kolpobignaner pata theke beriye honhoniye amar apnar rojkar jiiboner ekkebare modhyikhane. Bhuugol khatar opore daandiker koNay, dewale jholano Maa Kalir payer tolay amogh troyiir chhobike ghire, ar office theke pawa notun diary-r rule-tana chokchoke patay. Ekta diary amar gaaner khata hoto, ekta diary baba niten income tax-er hiseb lekhar jonyo, arekta diary maa agochore alada kore rakhten, somoy pele duek chhotro kobita lekhar nibhrito basonay. Baki diary-der prothom patay potropathh ami nijer naam, dhaam, blood group, Biswanath daktarer pharmacy-r phone nombor, amar sobtheke bhalo haater lekhay likhe pheltam. ar udas hoye bhabtam kobe tax consultant-er phone nombor ar insurance policy renewal date lekhar porom gourober sudin asbe. 9 -e aseni bole 90-e asbar somosto rasta jenoteno prokareNo bondho korte hobe, eta ekta kotha holo bolun? Jai hok, brand new bochhorer choukathhe pa rekhe ami konorokom tiktotar kotha tulte chaina. Notun bochhhorer jonyo apni ko

Cake dibos

Dui dol boRomanusher modhhye probhuuto gol bedhechhe. tate bhuru tolar kichhu nei, karoN ekadhik praptoboyosko ekjaygay hoyechhen athocho eke aporke aNchRachchhen, khamchachchhen, bok dekhachchhen na, erokom ajgubi byapar kono deshe kokhono ghotechhe bole shona jayni. Tobe ei golmaltar choritro ektu bhinno. karoN golmaler kendre chhotora. gurutoro proshnota hochchhe, "sotyer khatire jodio subkichhukei borjon kora jay, Santa Clause ke jay ki?" ekdol golar shir pholachchen, "magic chhaRa chhobobelar roilota ki?", arekdol ghNushi pakiye bolchhen, "praN thakte amader bachhake gNajakhuri golper fNade phelte dichchhina." Dekheshune ami hNap chheRe bNachchhi. BNachchhi karoN amar chotobelay Santa Clause o chhilen na, gachher tolay joRo howa upoharer chhotto pahaR o chhilona, tar protyashao na. amar maa babake ruupkotha jiiye rakhar jonyo matha chulkote hoyni, jonmer sathe sathe sotyer songe gNatchhoRa bNedhe dewar taagide jorjorito hochchhen emonta

Dhormer kol

School -e phNaka class-e kotha bolar aporadhke pray manush khun korar category te phela hoto keno, seta amar kachhe ekhono sposhto noy. Class-e homrachomra keu na thakle sobtheke niriiho je binodoner byabostha kora sombhob seta holo pasher loker sathe alapcharita. manchhi, ghorsudhhu meye pasher joner sathe fisfisiye kotha bolleo besh bhalorokom shobdobrohmer srishti hote pare, kintu bhabun to, er bodole jodi tara eke oporer dike joler botol chhNuRe ba benchi bajiye timepass korte chaito, tahole ki aro araajokotar srishti hoto na? Bujhtei parchhen jukti joto sohoj, bojha totoi shokto. atoeb diner moddhey 5 baar sodolbole dNaRano, kaan dhore othoba na dhore, (eta jini shasti dichchhen tNar mejajer opor nirbhorshiil) ga sowa hoye giyechhilo. Byaparta jate eddur na goRay sejonyo kichhu byabostha chhilo aboshyo, jemon ‘naam-toka’. jodio tate keu kokhono bhoy peye mukh bondho korechhe bole shunini. borong je becharar opor naam tokar bhar, take ‘protikriyashiil‘, ‘tiktiki’ probhriti

Resolution

Somosto Regression model-ei jemon Endogeneity bias thakbei, ar somosto East Bengal supporter-eri jemon Puurbobonge jomidari chhilo ekkale, temon sob addatei kichhu kichhu Ramgorurer chhana thaken. thaktei hobe. Ramdev theke Radia tapes, jekono gola-phatano, table-chapRano, Coke Zero-r glass-oltano bitorker mukhe poReo jNar bastobbuddhi bindumatro tol khayna, "torko kore kissu hobe na jokhon, tokhon khamoka golabyatha kora keno?" somosamoyik Hindi cinemar choRchoRiye uthhte thaka 'hatke' quotient niye sokkole jokhon tumul uttejito, "eibar Bollywood Nolan ke dhore phello bole" aashay jokhon sobai thorohorikompo, tokhon bNyaka hasi hese jini bolben, "jah jah, osob dekha achhe." Notun bochhorer resolution kii thik korle jante chaile jini abicholito konthhe janaben, resolution-er chhelemanushite tNar ruchi nei. Shudhu eta bolei kkhanto hoben na, jukti diye promaN kore deben keno resolution matrer i akalmrityu aboshyombhabii. keno 'rattire

Swonaamdhonyo

Probadprotim je konokichur sathe molakat howai soubhagyer byapar. ta se manush, jayga, boipottor, dokanpaat jai hok na keno. nijomukhe bolte hochchhe bole jibh katchhi, kintu e babode amar emnite phutiphata kopalero performance kharap na. puurNimar aaloy Tajmoholer samner benchite bosar jayga pawa theke shuru kore class 4 e Shimla-Kulu-Manali trip e, mathhe shooting-er dol dekhe bus thamiye douRe giye Mukesh Khannar sathe chhobi tule ana porjonto, sob rokom abhignota achhe amar jholay. Mukesh Khanna ke? dekhechhen, ei hochchhe celebrity der niye mushkil. sobbai ekti kore expiry date niye dhoray esechhen. jobe theke Robibaar sokale luchir thala haate TV r samne guchhiye bose pitamoho Bhishma kingba Shaktiman-er adhut liila dekhar jomana gechhe, Mukesh Khannao sobar smriti theke bemalum hawa. amar amon jokher dhon chhobi dekhiye ar kauke impress kora jachchhe na. Keno amar sathei erokom hoy sobsomoy bhogoban? Jakge . nalish kora kebol somoy noshto. apnara Mukesh Khanna ke celeb

Biyog ek

Miss Marple amar role model, Sidhu jyathha amar hero, Morgan Freeman amar poyla nombor chokher sukh, bNeche thakle aj amar prothom premer meghe meghe boyos hoto 2 kuRi 5. kajei bujhtei parchhen, buRo howake ami dorai na. Borong mone praaNe bishwas kori ekta nyuunotomo boyoser choukathh na perole jogoter kono bhalo jiniser i ruup ros gondho sporsho jothartho anubhob kora sombhob noy. promaN? nim begun, niirobota ebong Harry Potter. Nah , apnar bhul bhanganor jonyo amay marjona korben, kintu jekono kaaljoyii srishtir motoi, oi boitao chhotoder jonyo lekha hoyni. Harry Potter to kon chhar moshai, emon ki Pagla Dashu r moto perfect ekta byapar o somoyer sathe sathe aro nikhNut, aro ujjwol hoy. maante na chaile, haater kachhe boita thakle bar kore poRe dekhun arekbar. Abak howa abantor, karoN setai howar kotha chhilo. bishwas hochchhe na? thik achhe ekkhuni ekta thought experiment hoye jak. phele asa jiiboner emon ekta somoy bechhe nin jekhane apni phire jete chan. apni jodi amar

Bangla bibhrat

Ajke Abantor-e Banglar class. GhabRaben na. apnader Notwo-shotwo bodher bichar kora kingba udahoroN sohojoge Kormodharoy o Bohubriihi somaser parthokyo bojhanor konorokom bod uddeshyo nei amar. emonki golper chhutoy Chorjapod ar Sondhyabhashar itihaas fNede bosar o na. Amar asole bola uchit chhilo, ajke Abantor-er bishoy Banglar class-er golpo. prarthonar thik porei je class ta hoto, je subject-er didibhai rai sobsomoy class teacher hoten, ar sobbai ektu bhulo ar anekta maayer moto. anyotha dekhini ektio. Bolai bahulyo tNader class-e bolar moto golpo-o jomto sobtheke beshi. haasir golpo, dukkher golpo, mojar golpo, emonki bhuter golpo o. baire ajhore brishti nemechhe, timtime tubelight er aalo megher chhayar sathe palla diye klanto, tokhon ghor shudddhu meyer soru mota rinrine golay, “aajke poRte ichchhe korche na didibhai” baynar samne haar mene Subrata didibhai agotya,”sedin o chhilo ajker moto ekta brishtir raat...” shuru korechhen, e ghotona bohubaar ghotechhe amar jii

Kajir gaan

Ki theke je ki mone poRbe kokhon, se ek rohosyo. Jemon dhorun, kaal saradin dibbi gechhe jemon jawar. sara diner nishkormota sere ghore dhuke, haat theke ghoRi khule rekhe, 1992 saale Kulu theke maayer shokh kore kena kalo ronger rNoya othha chador joRiye Laptop kole kore bosechhi. Futon-er hatole bose dhNoya chhaRchhe ek cup Tata Gold. emon somoy daan haater 5 angule cup joRiye chumuk dite dite bNa haater torjonii diye youtube-er searchbox-e ami ek ek kore n a z r u l g e e t i type korlam. Bishwas korun, amar bindumatro idea nei, keno. Puurbojonmer smriti bole sotyi i kichhu hoy bodhhoy. je jonme keu gaite bolle bindumatro na bhebe “Porodeshii megh jaore phire” gaan dhora jeto. Griishmo Borsha Shiit Bosonto nirbisheshe. Kintu se kobekar kotha ami nijei bhule gechhi. tarpor to kotodin kete gechhe, koto ghater jol, koto shohorer hawa kheye ami jokhon abosheye amar ei second-hand futon-e bose dudondo jirochchhi, totodine Nazrulgeeti kobeeeee out of fashion hoye gechhe.

Surobhito Antiseptic

Sara sokal dhore honye hoye Abantor-er jonyo bishoy khNujchhi. hNya, na khNujleo chole bolei khNujchhi. jegulo na korle chole na, segulo joto para jay thekiye rakhar basonay. Akash patal haatRe aprasongik kono bishoy na peye agotya prasongik bishoyer khNoje berote holo. ami nishchinto chhilam je kichhu na peleo ajke kichhu ekta dibos-tibos hobe nishchoy. manchhi, seta ‘International Day for Biological Diversity’ athoba ‘World Zoonosis Day’ hole amar kichhu korar nei, kintu borat temon bhalo hole ajker dinta ‘Global Handwashing Day’ athoba ‘ International Talk Like A Pirate Day ’ hoteo to pare. tokhon amay paay ke. Bolai bahulyo, borat kokhonoi bhalo hoy na amar. joghonyo. Disgusted hoye baRi gochhate uthhlam. gochhano na bole treasure hunt bolai uchit. protyekbar ei mohot prokolpe agrosor howar 12 minute-er mathay drawer-er koN athoba shelf-er-haat-na-pNouchhono jayga theke emon kichhu chomokprodo jinis beroy, jegulo amar ghor guchhonor sodichchhake sedinkar moto jomer ba

Tarader kotha

Anek poriikkha niriikkhar por scientist ra ei siddhante esechhen, je sobai ja bhebechhilo, asole tar 3 guNer o beshi tara achhe akashe. Apni kota bhebechhilen? dekhi to amar andajer sathe mele kina. Mushkil ta hochchhe, bisheshognora mosto mosto Telescope lagiye akasher ekoN okoN theke tara tene baar kore anchhen thik i, kintu amar ghaaR-uNchu-kora- khali-chokher- gunti diye ami to kichhu tofat thahor korte parchhi na. Tara ra tarader jaygatei achhe, ami i tader dike cheye dekhchhina setao hote pare. sotyi kotha bolte ki aj sokale kagoje tara abishkarer khoborta poRe kom se kom 5 bochhor bade ami tara dekhar bishoyta niye toliye bhablam. Tar maane ei noy je ekkale amar o bishoye daruN butpotti chhilo. emon anekke jani (jantam rather) akasher dike takiye jhotpot gota 30 tara chinhito kore phela jNader bNaa haater khel. tara, tarader naam, dhaam, bongshoporichoy, naamkoroNer itihaas maay puraNer golpo. ami khali Dhrubotara jantam, komorbondhonii ar toroyal dekhe Kalpurush