Kemon achhen? amar chole jachhe konomote. sei thoR boRi khaRa ar khaRa boRi thoR. abostha emon porjaye pNouchhechhe je aaj dupurer bhuumikompota apatoto amar jiiboner sobtheke romhorshok ghotona. Phone-e, chat box-e, e-mail e ami fNak pelei sobaike folao kore shonachchi, kirokom bola nei kowa nei chair dullo, matha ghurlo, ki hochche bujhe uthhte na uthhtei kirokom Chatlist-e saari saari status message jwole uthhlo,
“EARTHQUAAAAAAAAKE!! OMG!! RUN!!”
Bose bose bhabchhi bhuumikompo bhangiye ki post lekha jay, Banti phone kore jigges korlo rattire sodolbole khete jawar plan hochhe. ami “game” kina.
Lafiye poRa chhaRa ar ki kono option achhe?
Amader goNotantrik group-e sobbar nijo nijo pochhonder cuisine bachhar adhikar achhe. ami sobsomoy Chinese noyto Thai khabare pokkhe vote di. khabargulo pochhondo bole noy, oi dokanguloy khawa chhaRao nanarokom chittobinodoner byabostha thake bole. jemon dhorun Fortune Cookies. khawao holo, abar khawar por table-suddhu loker kaar kopale ki achhe setao jana gelo. tobe beshirbhag bhobishyotbaNii asombhob jolo ar boring hoy. tai amra sei bohuprocholito (atoeb karjokorii) totkata proyog kori. Cookie-r kagoje ja lekha achhe tar sheshe “in bed” jog korun. nimeshe apnar bhobishyot ekshoguN beshi rongchonge na hoye uthhechhe to ki bolechhi.
Tobe Fortune Cookies-er thekeo amar beshi pochhondo jonmosaal o tar bhittite sthir kora animal sign-er kagojta. konthostho hoye gechhe, tobuo protyekbar khabar na asa porjonto amra mohotsahe notun kore nijeder chinhito kori.
Railidi Baghmama, Sudipto Morog, Shibalee Chhagol, Banti Indur, ami BNador.
School-er free period-e jesob psychoanalysis-er khelagulo hoto, tateo dekhechhi amar bhagye kebol INdur BNador Chamchike. Bagher tej, Shingher hridoy, HoriNer kkhiprota, BeRaler buddhi esob bhalo bhalo jinis amar choritre chhayamatro pheleni.
Joghonyo.
Phire ese Videochat-e log in kore bose achhi to achhi-i, maa ghurchhen phirchhen, luchi torkari khachchen, babake fordo ar bag dhoriye bajare pathhachchen. sob kaaj sere ese boste ami jei na bhuumikomper golpo fNadar upokrom korechhi, maa bollen, “dekh ke esechhe.”
Dekhi monitor-e ekta notun mukh. shudhu mukh na, mukh chokh haat paa naak kaan mathar jhNuti jhNutite laal ronger clip sommilito dibbi ekkhana puurNango manush. eto chhoto je tar jhNuti theke paa porjonto purotai webcam-e dibbi eNte gechhe. kothao kichhu kaat chhNat hoye jayni. swiikar korte holo amar bhuumikomper basi golper theke interesting bote.
Amra to oi boyose achena lok dekhle maayer aNcholer pechhone lukotam ar begatik dekhle mile-promaN hNaa kore kanna juRtam. ajkalkar bachchara emonki camera-r samneo ghabRay na. durbodhyo bhashay koto gaan je se shonalo, koto nach je dekhalo. ek dui, one two, Hattimatimtim, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. baap thakurdar naam mukhe ante tar bindumatro badhlo na. ni:sonkoche khobor dilo, “Tublu opichh.” naaker jaygay kaan dekhalo, kaaner jaygay chokh, emonki paa theke khule 4 inchi lomba Mickey Mouse aNka notun hawai choti porjonto camerar samne sogorbe prodorshon korlo.
Maa jokhon pash theke jigges korlen, “ota ke boloto?” tokhon se rupor chuRi pora gol gol haater mota mota angul amar dike tule bollo, “machhi.”
Bujhun byapar. jontu janoyar chheRe ekebare poka-makoRe namiye enechhe. er theke to INdur BNador-o bhalo chhilo. tobe praNiijogoter hierarchy-te aro khanikta hoRke geleo, mone mone nijer ei ‘machhi’two labhe khushi-i hoyechhi. etotai khushi je poth cheye achhi abar kobe keu ese opar theke “machhi” bole dakbe.
Haha, bhishon bhalo hoyeche. Ei golpo-ta pore besh haath taali dite ichha holo, eto mojar likhecho. Hoping all is well at your end.
ReplyDeleteole baba le !!! aar tomar baRir webcam e eto kichu dyakha jaye? amar je dui piece achen, tenara ekhono thik kore camera set kore uthte parlen na. kii aar bolbo!
ReplyDeletebtw, ami khorgosh :) bolle keu bishwash kore na.
are Raka je...All is well. tomar haattalir jonyo thank you.
ReplyDeletesotyi Sumana, edike dekhbe 'Forward' pathanoy haat ekebare ropto jake bole. keno bishwas korena keno, 'Khargosh' er sathe bujhi tomar amil?
are, khorgosh byaparta kirokom mishti, norom norom, gaal tipte ichche kore marka na, amar "exterior" er shonge boddo omil...
ReplyDeleteaami ekta annoprashoner card peyechhilum tate ekta baje podyor last line chhilo "machhi o mechho, tomra echho".... ami machhi hote raji thakleo amar bor kichhutei mechho hote raji holo na.. :(
ReplyDeletelekhata khub bhalo... besh gap e elo... ami aaj e bhabchhilum, notun lekha na dekhle tomay khochabo naki!! jak, mon khush... arektu ghono ghono lekho... jani baje dabi, but nesha hoe gechhe... muskil !!
are Sumana, esob sign-tign 'interior'-er kothai bole. nahole to amake mukhpoRa bNador ar Raili-dike bagher moto dekhte hoto. jodio amra onake Bagher motoi bhoy pai, kintu Railidir baireta ekkebare ruuposii Bongololona.
ReplyDeleteSohini, ki sorbonash! machhi-mechho kore podyo likhe card chhepechhe!! eita baRabaRir ekshesh kintu. are ami kaajkommo shikey tule aram korchhilam kodin. Law and Order-er purono episode-gulo gilchhilam bose bose. phNakibaj ar kake bole.
Bhumikampo amar ekhaneo bojha giyechhilo! Sedin international student orientation e charbo-choshyo free food sNatiye ese lab er chair ta ke jatota sambhab pichhone heliye diye dibaswapno dekhchhi ar bikeler free barbecue party'r apekkha korchhi, hothat mone holo matha ghore kyano? DhoRfoR kore uthe bostei sob shanto. Tarpor choturdik theke Facebook e status message asa shuru holo.
ReplyDeleteApni ki janen, je apnar lekhar haat kromosho bhalo hochchhe? Ekta video chat niye eto mishti ekta galpo... bhabai jaayna. O hNya, machhi howar jonyo abhinandan.
jah Sugata, apnar Siesta-r sotyonash kore diyechhilo to bhuumikompo.
ReplyDeleteasonkhyo dhonyobad, utsaho ar abhinandan dutor jonyoi.