October 30, 2010

KNadune


Naam dham peshar motoi protiti manusheri ekti kore nijoswo emotion thake. Emotion kothata hoyto thik holo na, kintu anek khNujeo er theke beshi lagsoi shobdo pelam na. tar theke borong udahoroN diye byaparta bojhanor cheshta kori.
Amar sejokakur jemon chondal raag, babar jemon sarcasm, Banti r jemon hasyoros, amader paRar moRer rock-e dubela duty dewa Bapi dar jemon prem. Banti mukh khulle jemon ghorsuddhu lok sofa theke goRiye maatite poRbei, temon amar sejokakuke edik paane aste dekhle sekhan theke maane maane kete poRai bhalo.
Bojha gelo?
Good.
Amar signature anubhuuti, ba anubhuutir prokash holo giye kanna. raag dukkho anondo byatha bedona safolyo byarthota sobrokom muhuurter jonyoi amar chokher joler srot toiri thake. ‘Kabuliwala’ r last scene-er Chhobi Biswas, Debdas-er “MoroNe kkhoti nai....”, 15th August-er sokaler ‘Ay Mere Watan ke Logon’ athoba kaaljoyii Bangla chhobi ‘Hathat Niirar Jonyo’ dekhe to sobai kNaden. tate biirotwer kichhu nei. kintu Nachiketar ‘Saare Jahanse Achchha’ shune kingba 5 bochchhor bade Rishra bajarer high drain-er pashe dNaRiye fuchka khete giye kNede phelechhen ki kokhono?
Bollam amar songe kannar competition-e apni pere uthhben na.
Kintu ajke ami je kannar abantor prosongo tulte cholechhi seta emon kichhu ‘anyorokom’ kanna noy, borong besh procholitoi bola chole. Rail station-e, Hawai Adday, emonki amader Gulibagan-er riksha stand-e dNaRiyeo se kanna kNadte dekhechhi ami lokke.
See off. Ta ta korar kanna.
Keno kNadi ke jane. lokta je chole jabe seta to anekdin dhorei jana. bakshopotro bNadhachhNada hoyechhe, chole jawar aager sandhyo adday sheshbarer moto hulloR hoyechhe, baRi theke beronor aage thakur proNam, Hostel-er samne dNaRiye sobaike joRiye dhore group photo, kNacher dorjar opare ek bochhorer moto Agostyojatray rowna dewar aager muhuurte mone poRe douRe ese paa chhNoya.
Tobu pechhon phera matro chokh jwala kore. amar matha chhNuye babar haat sore jawar muhuurtota suitcase khule pure nite ichchhe kore. jNara ajiibon je konorokom physical contact-ke praaNer daaye eRiye gechhen, khub sneho uthhle uthhleo jNara mathay alto gNattai maren shudhu, tNarao chole jawar aage “okk boss, contact rekho” bole terminal-er gate-e anobhyosto joRiye dhorle mone hoy sob shesh hoye gelo bujhi.
Ebong ami kNadi. anekei kNaden. amar ek porichito lok ekbaar Howrah station-e naki dekhechhilen, dujon manush, ekjon train-er janalar bhetore, arekjon baire dNaRiye eke oporer dike takiye ni:shobde kNede jachchhe. keu kauke chhNoyar cheshta korchhe na, shesh muhuurto tukute baki somosto kotha gNuje dewar jonyo chhotfot korchhe na. ni:shobdo shok. se jemon dekhechhi, temni ek jonke chhaRte ese baRisuddhu loker buk chapRano bidayer byakhyan o sobai dekhechhe.
Sotyi kotha bolte ki, ekhon to keu i kothao jay na sebhabe. Inbox-er bNa pashe saari saari naam hoye 24 ghontai haater kachchhe thake. Columbus, Kolkata, Dilli, Bangalore sorbotro sobuj laal invisible hoye sobai bose achhe, ping korlei holo.
Tobu je keno ta ta bolte gele kanna pay ke jane.

October 25, 2010

Harmonium

Rajaniigondhar malashobhito je Ambassador ti amar krondonrota maake potigrihe pNouchhe diyechhilo, tar Trunk-e amar chhotomama eke jor kore tule diyechhilen ei juktite je, “tor harmonium ki amra bose bose bajabo? tor jinis tor songe jabe.”
Emon juktir sathe torko cholena. kajei harmonium songe elo. maa take jotno kore khater tolay rekhe dilen. ebong abilombe harmonium maayer smriti theke abolupto holo. se smriti adou phirto kina ke jane jodi na bochhor 10 porer ek borshar bikele maayer hothat mone poRto meyeke ebar ganer school-e bhorti korar somoy hoyechhe.
Hasben na. ami jani 7 bochhor boyos protibhabikasher pokkhe hasyokor rokomer late. 2.5 bochhor boyos hote na hotei jodi apni naach, gaan ebong anchoring-e dhundhumar dokkhota dekhate na paren , tahole moshai 250 bochhor time dileo parben na. jotoi apriyo hok na keno, bhogoban apnar bhetor hunt korar moto talent diye pathhanni ei sotyita mene nin.
Jai hok. modda kotha hochchhe je juge post office-e giye Bijoyar postcard phele aste hoto ar angul gorte dhukiye ghuriye ghuriye phone nombor dial korte hoto ar Antenna ghuriye TV channel dhorte hoto, se juge 7 bochhor boyose nach gaaner school-e jete shuru korle loke ga tepatepi kore hasahasi korto na. borong tar aage keu kichhu kore phelle Anandabazar-er sangbadik asto baRite, kintu se anyo prosongo.
Atoeb harmonium 10 bochhor bade khater tola theke notun gorimay aabirbhuuto holo. sokaler Bilawal ar sondhyer Bhupali-r dapote chhade kaak chil bosa bondho holo, pasher baRir dada boudir nityokoloho Tilong-er taranar tolay chapa poRlo. paRaprotibeshii ekbakye swiikar korlo, sadhonar moto sadhona hochchhe bote.
Harmonium-er tokhon jake bole tunge Brihospoti. eddiner bonobaaser sheshe tar kethho aboyobe tokhon notun paalisher jella, dubela kochi kochi 5 anguler molayem porichorjay tar sada kaalo reed-e saat sur lafalafi kore khele beRachchhe, bellow-r alpona diye hawa dhuke tar haaR pNajorer khNaje khNaje 10 bochhorer joma dhulo ek fNuye uRiye diye tolay chapa poRa koRikomoler karukaaj sposhto kore tulchhe.
Sukher somoy. Harmonium-er. Harmonium-er chhotto maliker o. paRaprotibeshii ar kaak chiler kotha ami bolte parina.
Kintu jini bolechhilen 'sukh kkhoNosthayii' tini protibhaban. jodio tNar dekhadekhi jini bole gechhen je 'dukkher raatri maanei sukher probhat aasonno', tini je kono kommer na seta to dekhai jachchhe. Kajei protibhabaner baNii sotyi kore sukher din furolo. bag guchhiye nokol malik deshantore gelo. Harmonium baksobondii hoye tar purono jailkhanay phire gelo.
Duure jawar aager muhuurte jemon hoy arki, phire aasa niye kono sondehoi thakena ebong protisruti abantor mone hoy. Harmonium-ke chheRe jawar ki achhe? prithibiir sob harmonium eksathe bajleo to ami amartike alada kore nite parbo . chokh bNedhe amar Harmonium-er samne amake bosiye dile daan haater torjonii nirbhul B Flat-er Sa-te sthito hobe, modhyoma Ma chhNobe, Ponchom-e rakha buRo angul topke anamika Ni chine nebe, modhyoma oporer Sa- ye bhor diye anamikake Re te pNouchhe diyei komol Ni hoye phire asbe Pa-y.
Ja hobar tai hoyechhe. phera duur asto, pherar asha je chhilo kokhono setai ekta rosikotar chehara niyechhe ekhon. gaaner khatagulo kromosho amar haater lekhar bibortoner hiseb rakha chhaRa ar sob joutikota hariyechhe. Class 3-r nib pen-e lekha aNkabNaka Imon raager sworolipir pashapashi college-er dot pen-er beporoya taaner Bilaskhani Todi. dekhe dekhe Timepass hoy kintu bhalo.
Tai ebar baRi giye jokhon khater tola theke harmonium-er baksotake tene baar korlam, bhoy bhoy lagchhilo janen. ke jane hoyto ghuN dhore sob shesh. Reed-er dhwongsostuup berolo hoyto. kajei jokhon bakser dhakna tule abikol aager moto chokchoke kathher gaaye off white ar kalo reed-er poripaati sojja dekhlam tokhon amar ullasta kolpona korte parchhen nishchoy?
Angul chhNoyatei bhrom bhanglo aboshyo. Harmonium achchhe harmonium-er motoi, amar angulera poth bhulechhe. Ma theke komol Ni te jete thotomoto, Pa te anamika poRbe naki torjonii sei niye dwidha. golata porjonto Ga-er opore uthhe dubhaag hoye gelo.
Harmonium asole je gaay taar i. ota maayer o noy, ekhon amar o noy. borong harmonium tai ekdin amar malik chhilo dekha jachchhe.

October 24, 2010

Keshtoda

Keshtoda mara gechhen porshu raate.
Bhabben na sejonyo Keshtodar golpo shonate bosechhi apnader. Keshtoda sei birol projatir lok, bNeche thaktei jNara golpo howe othhar kkhomota rakhen.
Keshtodake chenano khub i sohoj. ‘Srikrishno Mishtanno Bhandar’ athoba ‘Students’ Corner’ athoba ‘Bapi Roll Centre’ achhe erokom kono bajarer ashepashe thekechhen ki apni kokhono jiibone? tahole Keshtodake apni nirghat chenen.
Rishra bajare goto 30, 40, 50....moter opor Rishrar adhibasiider smritir oparer kono ek somoy theke ekti mudir dokaner malik chhilen Keshtoda. jodio dekhe Keshtodar boyos andaj korte paren jodi (Keshtodar somporke past tense byabohar korte parata arekta asombhob byapar) tahole apni protibhaban. kNachapaka chul, haata gotano ‘Hemanta Mukherjii’ shirt ar check check lungi pora je bhodrolok ke ami dekhechhi, jigges kore janlam babao exactly tNakei dekhechhen ajiibon. thakurdake jodio sakkhii dewar jonyo haater kachhe pawa jachchhena, tobu ami jani tini ki bolten. apnarao janen, thik kina?
Rishrar lokeder Keshtodar kachhe rriNer shesh nei.
Keshtodar dokaner saar bNadha khopbakshor samne dNaRiye Rishrar hajar hajar shishukonya prothom chinechchhe, konta jire, konta sorshe, konta dhone.
Keshtodar dokaner samner chilte benchi Rishrar agunti retired loker sandhyokaliin timepass-er byabostha kore diyechhe.
Kotodin purse niye berote bhule giye 9:30 tar somoy amar maa urdhoshwase, “Keshtoda shiggiri 100 ta taka din, Tarakeshwar announce kore diyechhe!” bole chhutechhen tar yotta nei. aboshyo maa eta amake chepe gechhilen, kintu college jawar pothe ami jedin purse nei abishkar kore Keshtodar theke taka dhaar chaite gelam, sedin maayer secret fNas hoye gelo.
Keshtoda bohudin dhore ekti asombhob labhjonok mudir dokan chaliyechhen ebong Bangalir dwara byabsa hoyna ei probader kaan mule diye nijer 3 ti chheleke upojukto training diye, dokaner dayitwo tader haate tule diye nishchinte chokh bujechhen.
Ekhono Rishrar ardhek loker mudi supply sei chhelerai jogan debe, samner benchite bekar buRoder addao je bosbena emon noy. ebong ami nishchit ekhono kono bhulomon byasto maa jibh kete taka dhaar korte chhutben sei chheleder kachchhe. tader ekjonero naam na jenei.
3 ti chheler naam hoyechhe jothakrome ‘Keshtodar boRochhele’, ‘Keshtodar mejochhele’, ar ‘Keshtodar chhotochhele’.
Bikhyato babar chhele hoye jonmanor apokarita dekhar jonyo Bollywood paaRi dewar dorkar ki? ghorer kachche emon bhalo udahoroN jokhon royeichhe.

October 20, 2010

Shabdobrohmo o churichamari

Besh koyek bochhor dhore ghum theke uthhe ki jeno ekta mone hoy. mone howatar opor sposhto kore angul rakhte parina kintu aswostita thekei jay. eksomoy anekkhoN dhore thakto, ekhon minute khanek badei kete jay. tobu kichhu ekta je golmal hoyechhe kothao seta oituku somoyeo bujhte pari.
Idaning mone hochche dhore phelechhi asubidhe tar utpottita. shobder abhab. apnar kotha janina, shobdo amar priyo. bibhinnorokom awaj, golar swor, train-er bhNoooo, dNai kora basoner opor koler joler chhorchhorani, maayer chitkar. sotyi kotha bolte ki, ekta somoy porjonto amader baRir dike mukh kore lagano pujor pandal-er chonga theke berono awaj o ami mind na kore thakte pari.
Ekmatro byatikrom, ‘konthii-night’. ejuge hoy ki? o juger lokera nirghat porichito e jontroNar sathe. fi-bochhor pasher paRar Monsa pujor function-e ‘Mahuay jomechhe aaj’ shunte na pawa niye ami ekbindu nostalgic noi bishwas korun. In fact, eitai boRo howar ekmatro upokarita dekhte pachchhi.
Jai hok, abar goRar bishoye phire jawa jak. amar jeta pochhondo noy, seta hochche suuchiibhedyo niirobotar moddhye ghum theke othha. adho tondray shuye shuye ami besh shunbo baki sobai uthhe hNatachola shuru korchhe, kole jol esechhe, rannaghore thungthang, ghumchokho kothabarta, kaal raate brishti hoyechhilo kina, kingba loadshedding.
Sokalbelar shobdo niye baje bokte giye ekta golpo mone poRe gelo. apnara shunte chan to bolte pari. na chaile ar ki kora jabe.
Golpota bolar aage amader baRitar ekta chotto prasongik borNona diye ni. thakurda jokhon jomita kinechhilen Railway Officers’ Cooperation-er kachh theke, tokhon real estate kothatai keu shoneni, jomir daam anek kom chhilo ar sokkoleri baRir samne kolagachh pNotar jayga thakto. amader baRiteo achhe, jayga ebong kolagachh. puro byaparta hochchhe eirokom, pNachil, bagan, bagane elomelo jemon temon kore lagano fol fuler gachh, tarpor baRir dewal, dewal ghNeshei amar thakumar ghor, janalay vertical lohar shiker epare moshari, mosharir bhetore thakuma raat 3 te theke jege bose achhen.
Thakumar raate ghum hoyna karoN uni saradin i jokhon tokhon ghumiye poRen. aboshyo eta thakumake bolte jawar maane hoyna.
Jai hok. sei ghor sokalbela jokhon du charjon rikshawala tNader riksha niye beron, duekjon chhayamuurti haate tiffinbox jhuliye Laxminarayan mill-e chakri korte jan, tokhoni fulchoreder byastota tunge thake.
Jodio fulchoreder ‘chor’ bola hoy, ebong thakuma arekdhap egiye eNder ‘dakat’ bole chinhito koren, tobu ami mone kori je sadharoN choreder sathe eNder guliye phela uchit na. hak kotha, keu keu ful churi kore bajare bikri koren, jemon amader paRar Shibu. Shibu ni:sondehe chor. thakumar dabi Shibu fulchuri kore colour TV kinechhe. seta jodi atiranjan hoyeo thake, tobu Shibu bohudin dhore ei line-e achhe ekotha sotyi. dwitiiyo sreNiir lok baRir thakurpujor jonyo majhraate protibeshiir ful tulte beron. hoyto bajar theke ful kine thakurke dite ichchhe korena ba kenar moto poysa nei.
Tritiiyo sreNii ‘Kleptomania’-r utkrishtotomo udahoroN. poysar abhab nei, hoyto thakurpujor balai o nei ghore. tobu eNra shiitgrishmo poroya na kore ghutghute andhokarer moddhye er gachh theke Togor, or gachher Kolkeful churi kore beRan. keu keu naki goto 35 bochhor dhore ekti din o fulchurite kamai korenni. tobei bujhun.
EtokkhoNe nischoy bujhechhen je amar thakuma fulchoreder opor, ta tini je gotrer i hon na keno, motei prosonno non. bigoto bohu bochhor dhore amader sokal othoba shesh raater prothom shobdo shuru hoy fulchoreder opor thakumar abiram shapshapanto diye. gombhiir golay, “ami kintu dekhte pachchhi” theke shuru kore, “nijeder baRite gachh lagate parona” othoba sojasapta “churi korte lojja kore na?” sobrokomer bakyobaaN i thakuma poristhiti ebong lok bujhe proyog kore thaken. abchha raate gachhe haat dewa matro “ami kintu dekhte pachchhi” shune anek lok bhuter bhoye chhute paliyechhen, ebong diner belao tNara amader baRir samnetuku taRataRi hNete paar hon, e ami swochokkhe dekhechhi.
Ei chNyachamechite nahoy amader kaan abhyosto hoye gechhe anekdin, tai kono kono sheshraate adhotondray pash phera chhaRa ar kono protikriya hoyna. kintu sobar theke to seta asha kora uchit noy. bolun?
Majhkhane thakuma thik korechhilen je jotheshto hoyechhe, er ekta bihit kora dorkar. kajei keu tNar gachhe haat dile to botei, ashepasher du charti baRir gachher daale naRa poRleo tini chitkar kore sobaike hNushiyar korten. “Bolai, toder sob ful je niye gelo”, “Ratna, ar koto ghumobe, gachh to phNaka hoye gelo” bole thakumar bhor 4 ter somoy sara paRar ghum bhanganor cheshta korten.
7 din erokom cholar por ashepasher baRir lokera sobai mile ese thakuma ke bollo, “masima, ful niye jay jak, apni please chNyachaben na. “
Jeche porer upokar korte jawar moto muurkhota je ar nei, ei saarsotyo notun kore hridoyongom kore thakuma ekhon tai nijer gachher fulchuri domonei abar monojog diyechhen.

October 18, 2010

Bijaya

Apnar ki mone hoy, ektamatro deshlai kathhi khoroch kore ke kotogulo mombati jwalate pare, erokom ekta protijogitar ayojon kore kotokhani uttejonar srishti kora sambhab? athoba ekdome shNakh bajano? noyto TV channel-er Game Show nirlojjo tuke ‘Sera Poribar’, jekhane porikkha kora hobe paRar kon swami-stree eke oporke sobtheke beshi haaRe haaRe chenen?
Jodi apni bolen “meh”, tahole ami bolbo, apni life-e ki miss korechhen moshai janen na.
7 ti bochhorer epaare abar amar paRar mondope ami, amar protibeshiira, ar maa durga. boudira bhoyanok mutiyechhen, dadara birolkesh, ar ami ekhono bishwas korte raji noi, jader kole kore ghurtam tarai ei touchscreen-dhaarii fashion boiyer pata theke uthhe asa teenager-er dol. asombhob.
TV te dekhchhi sob pujoi kichhu na kichhu shiropa jitechhe. sera protima, sera poribesh, sera purohit, sera dhaaki, sera swechchhasebok ebong sera kolabou. bolai bahulyo, amader pujo ei bajareo ektao prize bagate pareni. amader ajonmo theme, bNash ar tripol diye je beshiduur jawa jabena seta amra agei jantam, tai beshi dukkho hoyni. amader shishura mohanonde oi bNasher daalei dol kheyechhe, tokta-pata kadamaathhe chhutochhuti kore cap-bonduk phatiyechhe, ar maayera jokhon somosto ekagrota joRo kore praNpoNe mombati jwalachchhen, chair-e bose paa duliye gola phatiye utsaho diyechhe.
BNash ar tripol diyei ei, UFO ar Konarak theme hole na jani ki hoto.
Anekkichhu bodlechhe. anek anek kichhu. kakimara dhunuchi nacher competition-e kakuder ghol khawachchhen, shNakh bajanoy kakuder sathe palla dite giye kakimara golodghormo. pandal-er koNe daduder jotlay chenamukh kromosho komchhe.
Sobtheke boRo poriborton, amar ebar ektao notun jama hoyni. ektao na. e jiibon ar rakhte ichchhe kore bolun?
Aboshyo tate amar fuurtite kichhu taan poReni. maayer shaRi hatiye Ashtamiir anjoli dite jawa theke shuru kore bhasaner aage Mahishasur-ke nomo korte jawa porjonto, protiti niyom ami akkhore akkhore palon korechhi. prothomta khub biirotwo dekhiye, “e thyelathelite kara pujo dekhte jay boss” bole mukhbyadan kore shesh porjonto Doshomiir sokale ghum theke uthhe, “ei jah furiye gelo!!!” bole poRimoRi kore uttor Kolkatar pandal hopping, kichhuti baad diini ami.
Tobe ekhono na-bodoler sonkhyai beshi. thakur dekhte beriye dadur haat dhore taante taante 1 foot lomba naatir golay ekhono koruN artonaad, “oi golite ekta pandal baki roye gelo to!”, Saptamiir sondhyey ghormakto baba cycle chepe ese shaRir dokane chhoto size-er shaRir khNoj korchhen. 5 bochhore konya bNeke bosechhe shaRi na pore se kaal sokale anjali dite jabena. paRar sobtheke cynic kaku, Saptamiir bikele baRir bhetor, Ashtomiir sondhyey mondoper thik bairetay cigarette haate dNaRiye, Nabamii nishiithe monche ‘Sera Poribaar’ protijogitar mugdho dorshok ebong Dashamiite dhunuchi nach protijogitar bicharoker ason shobhito korchhen.
Dhunuchi nach shesh holo jokhon, aNtipati kore khNujeo protimake sakkhii rekhe aro khanikta hutopati kore newar ar ektao jutsoi ajuhaat pawa gelo na, tokhon sobari diirghonishwas poRlo. Truck-er chhade thakur chapiye, lomba bNasher aNkshi diye electric-er taar sorate sorate, pechhoner rikshay synthesizer-e ‘ek do tin’ bajiye procession-e jawar upay nei amader. durodrishtir porakashthaa dekhiye puurbopurushera mondirer lagoya ghaat bNadhano pukur ketei rekhechhilen. kajei chhele meye suddhu maake ghaaRe chapiye ghater opor saat paak ghorano shuru holo. pukurer pare dhukpuke buk niye paRasuddhu lok mathay haat thekiye ready, amar abishwaser jor komte komte tolanite. maa ghurchhen ek paak, du paak, ami praNpoNe cheye nichchhi joto kichhu cheye newa jay. e muhuurter kono chawa apurNo roye jabe se kotha bishwas korina ami. amake bhalo kore dao maa, sobaike bhalo kore dao biRbiR korte korte jokhon jader chinina tader o bhalo cheye phelechhi, tokhoni jhopang shobdo kore maa jole poRlen. 2 second pore bhasonto mukh toliye gelo.
Jol theke ghot haate niye Paltuda uthhe aschhe. hothat kore bhiishoN phNaka hoye jawa bediir opor prodiip jwaliye thakurmoshai shantijol chhetachchhen. dodhikormar bhNaR haate Sahakaku ashwas dichchhen, “thyelatheli korona, sobbai pabe.”
Ei chhobita amar eto bochhorer jiibotkale paltayni jokhon, ar paltanor asha nei.
Apnara sobai amar priiti, shubhechchha ar kolakuli neben. shubho bijoya.

October 12, 2010

Forward

Amar thakurda naki bolten, “cha to khai dudh ar chini khawar jonyo, emni cha abar khay ki kore manushe?”
Thakurdar chokhe ihojonme monushyotwo arjoner asha tyag diyeo, tNar quotation tukei ami bolchhi, "email account ta to achhei forward pathanor jonyo. forward kora chhaRa ar ki i ba eto nityi-notun kotha thake manusher??"
Seriously. apnara jNara byasto ebong bikhyato manush tNader inbox-e joruri mail ebong fan letter-er thelatheli, gNutogNuti thakte pare, amar inbox weekdays-er raat 11 tar Rishra platform. 4 ti forward biros bodone itiuti bose lyaj neRe mosha taRachchhe.
Bishwas na hoy dekhe jan.
Sotyi kotha bolte ki, porichito beshirbhag manusher sathe amar forward-er madhyomei jogajog. kichhu loker sathe shesh kotha bolechhi kobe mone nei, kintu niyomito tNader forward peye ami jante pari tNara bNecheborte achhen. shudhu tai noy, kemon achhen setao andaj kora motei shokto na. jemon dhorun, jini bhoyanok fuurtite achhen tini Windows er Bangla version niye chutki forward koren, jini dukkhe achhen tini happiness-er 8 ti mokkhom ponthha sobaike batlate chan, jini rege achhen tini Indian flag-ke kon politician paposher moto byabohar korchhen tar chhobi tule pathhan. “stop this now!!!!”
Bolechhilam eta rocket science noy. sref monushyochoritro porjobekkhoN. haate jotheshto somoy thaklei e bidyey apni doRo hote parben.
Se jai hok, moter opor forward apatoto amar sobtheke priyo 5 ta jiniser moddhye ekta. apnara jNara Abantor ke utsaho diye amake chithi lekhen (athoba kkhomar ajogyo mudroNpromad dhoriye diye) tNaderke chotanor jhNuki niyeo amake bolte hochchhe, hnya apnader mail-er thekeo forward pawar jonyo ami beshi udgriib hoye apekkha kori. roj sokale inbox-e ekta kore forward na dekhle amar mukh teto hoye jay, mon mushRe poRe, sarata din maati hoye jay ekkebare. Forward amake taja rakhe, chonmone rakhe, praNobonto rakhe.
Keno rakhbe na bolte paren? ki sob domphata hasir jokes, matha ghuriye dewar moto abishwasyo tothyer lenden, ajogor hNaa kore pNuchke pakhi gilte jawar mokkhom muhuurter ruddhoshwas chhobi, gachher daale sada kapoR pora jyanto bhuuter sposhto abhash!! jiiboner maane ebong mokkher chabikathhi sob apni forward follow korlei peye jaben. tar sathe achhe somajsebar sujog. bNeche thakar rohosyo nije janun, anyoke janan. 5 jonke janale publication bNadha, 10 jonke janale preme safolyo elo bole, 15 jonke janale ki hobe moshai apni kolponao korte parchhen na.
Eto upojogita thaka sotweo jodi keu forward-forward khelay angshogrohoN na korte chay tahole 1 ghontar modhye tar mathar sob chul ebong 2 ghontar modhye sob dNaat poRe jawai uchit. 3 ghonta poreo jodi apni apnar nobolobdho gnan prochar na korar kNuRemo ebong spordha dekhan, tahole mrityudondo o emon kichhu kothin shasti noy, amar mote.
Idaning amake forward pathanor list-e aro dujon jukto hoyechhen. jNara ‘forward’-er duniyay sodyo pa rekhechhen, ebong nobolobdho utsaher chote amar inbox futifata kore phelchhen. jonok jononii, of course. Khushwant Singh-er happiness-er dawai theke shuru kore Global Warming jonito sotorkobarta kichchhuti eNra baad dichchhen na. sobtheke bipod hoyechhe je eNra bujhe phelechhen beshirbhag forward-eri poriNoti ki hote cholechhe, tai ekjon jokhon forward korchhen, arekjon songe songe mail kore janachchen, “Sona babar/maayer shesh forward ta na poRe delete korona khobordar. ota tomar sotyi kaaje laagbe ma.”
Bujhun thyala.

October 08, 2010

Bolar moto golpo

Boyos howar upojogitagulo o ekta boyos na hole ter pawa jay na. eita upolobdhi korar moto boyos amar hoyechhe dekhe ami jarpornai anondito.
Oporer paragraphtar sathe baki post tar kono somporko asha korle postaben. Abantor jokhon naam rekhei phelechhi tokhon take sarthoknama kore tolbar daaytao amar achhe boiki.
Golpo khNuje akashpatal dhNuRe phele jokhon pray haal chheRe diyechhi tokhon nijeke ei bole uddiipto korar cheshta korlam je eto lokkho lokkho bochhor prithibiir matite ghol kheye beRachchhi, sob golpo phuriye gechhe eta hotei parena.
Bhalo kore khNojo Sona, bhalo kore khNojo.
Cheshtay ar kichhu na hok, khater tola ar dorjar pechhon ar pordar aaRal theke kaan dhore golpo tene bar kore ana jay. apni mukh bNyakate paren, "bisrii golpo" bole, kintu baje golpo o je golpo seta apnake swiikar korte hobe.
Ekdin sokale dibbi kheye deye binuni bNedhe school-er dike rowna dichchhi, emon somoy thakuma chNyechiye bollen Anandabajar naki bolchhe amuk dine suurjer purNogrohoN hobe. keu konorokom uttejona prokash na koray thakuma puro khoborta jore jore poRte laglen ar tokkhuni kaane gelo je amader jiiboddoshay erokomti ar ghotbena.
Tokhon amra sobai taRataRi dekhte gelam byaparta ki. Tarakeshwar miss hoye gelo aboshyo, se jakge.
Tarpor to kodin uthhte boste ghumote bajar korte sokoler mukhe oi kothai chollo. bignaniira ki bolchhen, jyotishiider motamot tai ba ki, grohoNer phole phosoler kkhoti hobe kina, Ray-thakumar gNete baat ratarati sere jabe kina ei sob niye bajar dokan paRar rock sorgorom. Anandabajarer prothom pata ta grohoNer diagram tiagram diye pray bhuugol boiyer moto dekhte hoye gelo. paRay paRay 'Kishor Songho' r dada ra ar 'Eco Club' er kakura ese board-e eNke ar table-er opor coin sajiye grohoNer class nite laglen. Partho dar class gulote ami niyomito jete laglam. ar grohoNer 7 din baki thakte riksha stand-er pashe Subal kaku grohoN dekhar special choshmar dokan khule phello.
Tobei bujhun grohoNer ager din sokale barandar grill-e jokhon Anandabajar ese achhaR khelo ar amra humRi kheye dekhlam jesob jayga theke purNogrohoNer hiirer angti ar boloy dekha jabe, Rishra thik half inchir jonyo tar moddhye poRchhena, tokhon amader mukhgulor chehara kemon hoyechhilo.
Baba bollen, "ghabRao mat, kichhu ekta upay berobei." Diamond Harbour ar Baruipurer somosto mathhgulo je already booked hoye gechhe ebong sekhane giye amra bishesh subidhe korte parbona se bishoyo sokolei ekmot holam. kichhui jokhon mathay aschhe na, tokhon arekbar kagoj khule dekhte gelam, ei ashay je er moddhye jodi Rishra buddhi kore ektu opor dike uthhe giye thake.
Tokkhuni naamta chokhe poRlo. Sonarpur! Sonarpur theke sobtheke beshikkhoN dhore grohoN dekha jabe ar Sonarpure sejomasir baRi!! nimeshe ghorer abhawa bodle gelo. ullas-suuchok chNechamechi thamle amra taRataRi bag tag guchhiye sei rattirei masir baRir dike rowna dilam.
Oto raate amader dekhe masi khub i chomke gechhilen. amra aboshyo masir thekeo beshi chomkalam ei shune je eto hottogol eto dhumdham kichhui naki masira ter panni. mastuto dadar school-e poriikkha cholchhe, tai khoborer kagoj baroN kore dewa hoyechhe, radio bondho, telephone-e tala.
Mukher hNaa bondho kore baba jante chalien, "TV?" dewaler bunk-er dike angulinirdesh kore meso bollen, "komaser jonyo tule rekhechhi." (ki chhNuye bolle eta apni bishwas korben?)
Jai hok. amra ektuo na ghabRe almari theke masir hNatur X-Ray plate bar kore pordin sheshraat thekei chhade giye bose roilam. ashepasher baRir chhadeo thikthik korchhe bhiR. bhor holo, hoyei kemon alo nibhe aste laglo, sondhye nambe mone holo ekkhuni. tarpor buker bhetor baRte thaka hridspondon ar ashepasher chhad, mathh, baranda, gachher dal theke horshodhwoni ar shNakher daaker moddhye X-Ray plate-er opaare suurjothakur gol thala theke kromosho komte komte nimesher jonyo chokh jholsano ekta chuRi hoye gelen. tarpor chuRita ekta hiirer angti hoye jwole uthhe somosto chitkar ek muhuurte boba kore diye miliye gelo.
Mohanonde baRi phire ese folao kore grohoN borNona korte gechhi, Buchididi nosyat kore diye bollo akasher theke dhher bhalo drishyo matite dekha gechhe. rastay alo aNdharir dhheu, pakhider dana jhapte uRe jawa, esob sonar chuRi ar hiirer angtir theke anek beshi interesting ar bhalo.
Se jai hok, ami shudhu eta bhebei khushi je ekta purNo surjogrohoN chakkhush korar abhignota jhulite thakar moto buRo hoyechhi ami.

Timepass

Aj amar jiiboner ekti bishesh din. ami sotyi janina thik ki likhle amar anubhuuti jothartho prokash pabe.
Amar eto bochhorer jiibone aj prothom keu, ("kire?" bole pithh-chapRano bondhu noy moshai, jake shudhdhho banglay 'porichito' bole serokom ekjon) amar upodesh cheyechhe. etodin ami na chaitei jake-take ja biliye dichchilam aj setar emon kodor dekhe ami seriously khushi.
Aro khushi karoN se amar kachhe jante cheyechhe, ki kore timepass kora jay. Abantor je amar asol protibhata apnader kachhe tule dhorte bhul koreni, eita jene ami apluto.
Jai hok, shubhokaje deri kora uchit noy. tobe tar aage ami chotto kore amar ei protibhar jonmer itihas ta bole nite chai, 2 minute e.
Amar ei protibhar rohosyo ar kichhui na, chhotobelay maa office gele ar baRite bhai bon na thakaar abodharito poriNoti. golper boi poRe, janala diye gachher daale kaaker chhanar hNaa kora mukher dike takiye theke, babar shirt pore daktar seje ar goromer chhutir dupur hole Chhuti Chhuti dekhar poreo haate anyay rokom beshi somoy poRe thake. emon poristhitite amar ageo ajosro loke poRechhen, ebong ekhono je poRchhen ta to dekhai jachchhe. sei sob anahuuto abosor japoner kichhu time tested recipe holo ei khelagulo.
Aro ekta kotha, 3 ingredients rannabannar motoi, ei khelagulo o apna-apni i jotheshto bhalo. kintu ta bole jodi ektu dhonepata kuchi haater kachhe thakei sref gNoyartumi kore seta byabohar na korar to maane hoy na, tai na?
Kajei keu jodi ashepashe thake, tahole take khelay nin. ebong gohara hariye timepass-er anondo binamuulye dwiguN korun.
1. Apni ar apnar bon/bhai (thakumarao durdanto kaje den abhignotay dekhechhi) baranday bose achhen. rastar dudik theke lok aschhe jachchhe. ok, rastata Rashbehari avenue hole kinchit mushkil achhe. kintu Rishra r shanto aligolir e khelay juRi mela bhar. apni rastar ekta dik bechhe neben, apnar thakuma arekta dik. (Seinfield er bhoktora, Kramer highway dottok niyechhilo mone achhe? anekta serokom i.) tarpor lok gunte shuru korun. (bolechhilam Rashbehari cholbe na.) apnar dike theke kojon lok adike jachchhen ar thakumar dik theke kojon edike aschhen. jNar dik theke beshi lok jabe tini bijoyii.
Tips: gunti ta jothasombhob nichu swore rakhar cheshta korun. karoN prithibiir sob timepass khelai keu na keu aage khelechhe, eta mone rakhben. serokom keu jodi apnar uttejito chapa golar,"pNoytrish!!" shunte peye chNechiye bolen, "ar ei ami chhottirish!!" tahole protiborto kriyay jibh beriye poRte badhyo.
2. Ei khelata apni nirghat khelechhen. bisheshoto jNara park ba mathhe ba emni rastateo morning walk, jogging ityadi korte jan, tNara eta khelenni bolle ami bishwas korbona. khelata ar kichhui na, extra jore hNete samner loktike topke jawar cheshta kora. bola bahulyo, samner loktio jodi jotheshto sporting hon, ebong uchit shikkha dewar jonyo pechhon theke ese apnake overtake koren, tahole moja ekshoguN beshi.
Office theke pherar somoy riksha na peye andhokar rastay eka eka hNatte hole amar maa ei khelata khelten prayi. ekdin ek bhodrolok o khub i bored hochchilen nishchoy, kajei maa jotokkhoN na amader baRir dorjay ese speed komalen, totokkhoN eNder agupichhu cholechhilo. bhodrolok sheshe na bole parenni, "bah apni to besh jore hNaten."
Dekhechhen, e khela timepass koranor sathe sathe aprotyashito jayga theke apnake proshongsao ene dite pare.
3. Ekhaneo ekjon sohokheloyaR thakle bhalo, jNar o haate somoyer abhab thakle cholbe na. khelata khub i soja, eke oporer 10,20 athoba kolponashoktite taan na poRle 30 bochhor porer jiibon anuman korar cheshta korun. (eka thakle nije nijei bhabar cheshta korun, jodi ekhono na kore thaken. ami eta timepass hisebe noy, riitimoto kaaj hisebe kori dubela.)
Khelati kintu bondhu bachchhaiyer mokkhom koshtipathor. apnar jothartho bondhu aj theke 10 bochhor bade apnar top tier university te chakri, peer reviewed journal-e gota 10 ek paper, baRir samne dNaRiye thaka eco-friendly gaaRi poshto dekhte pabe. ar shotru dekhbe chotto swochchhol shantir songsar. miliye neben.
4. Eta ami nije khelini kokhono, kintu amar khub kachher lok khelechhen shunechhi. nijei nijer lekha gaane sur bosiye gaibar cheshta korun. bhabbar somoy pabenna. tatkkhoNik boktritar moto byapar. tofat holo je sur kore gaite hobe, ar kotha tao boktritar theke ektu beshi kabyik hole bhalo.
Durdanto timepass sondeho nei, tobe shurur dike lokjoner chokh ebong kaaner aaRale korar cheshta korun.
Apatoto ei 4 te try kore dekhun. kaaje dilo kina janaben aboshyo kore. ar hNya, anyo kono upodesh jodi chan taholeo lojja paben na. bhogobaner kripay somoyer abhab amar ekhono ghoteni.

October 07, 2010

AkashbaNii

Prothom jedin kono ek Bangla magazine-er golpe poRlam, bhoyanok byasto songsar bojhate lekhok bolchhen je choritrora office jawar somoy ghoRi dekhar bodole radio shonen, sedin amar mathay haat poRlo.
Ebar jodi golpo kore konodin kauke boli je chhotobelay amader baRiteo sobai radio shune ready hoten, sobai omni mukh tipe hasben. bhabben chhya chhya, shesh porjonto bangla uponyas theke tukchhe dekhechho?
Se jhNuki niyei amake bolte hochchhe je amrao eksomoy, eksomoy shudhu na, besh diirghosomoy dhore radio shune ready hotam. ghoRi dekhar somoy chhilo na, ar shonbar ghoRi jeta chhilo setar apoghate mrityu hoyechhilo. shonbar ghoRita jemon hoy arki, bodkhot dekhte mandhatar amoler pendulum ghoRi, beshi monojog daabi korena, sokal bikel kaan dhore pNyechiye dilei chole. somosya ta hochche , amar maa jokhon bairer ebong ghorer saradiner kaaj shesh kore bastobik i bichhanay dhopas kore poRe jeten, tokhono se ghoRi bindumatro sohomormita dekhato na.
Dh-h-o-o-o-n-g dh-h-o-o-n-g kore gune gune 12 ti ghonta. dhiire shusthe somoy niye bajto. jotokkhoNe na maayer sodyo asa tandrata completely chhute jachchhe.
Ekdin raattire 12 tomo ghonta ta beje thamar por maa ni:shobde bichhana theke beriye ghoRite dom dewar chabita chhNuRe pechhoner jongole phele diye elen.
Atoeb bujhechhen, amader radio chhaRa goti nei.
Se radio te 'Kolkata Ka' chhaRa ar kono station konodin bajte shunini ami. setar aboshyo anyo ekta karoN chhilo. ajkalkar chhelemeyera hoyto radio bolte bojhe mobile phone, jeta pocket-e pure ghora jay. amader baRir radio ta jokhon kena hoyechhilo mobile phone duure thak, cinema y dekhano pulish thanar baire phone byapartai keu kolpona koreni, kajei e radio anyorokom radio. tar doirghyo, prostho, uchchota borNona korte gele utsaher chote atironjon kore phelte pari, kajei shudhu etukui bolchhi, baRite ar kothao rakhar jayga na peye take Godrej almarir mathay tule dewa hoyechhilo. jekhane amar baba chhaRa keu haat peten na. baba ekbaar sei je laal kNata ghuriye 'Kolkata Ka' te set kore diyechhilen, ar karor seta soranor sadhhyo chhilona.
Jai hok. 8:30 tay Hindustani classical shuru hole maa amake rannaghor theke chNechiye snane jete bolten. 8:45 e shilpii vilambit shesh kore modhyoloy–e pNouchhole, chitkar ta humki te poriNoto hoto. 9 tay ‘Gane Gane’, Kishor Kumarer ‘hoyto amake karo mone nei’ chhapiye maa chNyechachhen, "sona matha ta mochho bhalo kore"...9:10, tritiiyo ebong shesh gaan shuru hoye gechhe, baba snan kore berochhen, ami biros bodone tunic-e matha golachchhi....9:15 maa chhute berolen bathroom theke, thalar opor gorom bhaat, angul chhNoyate parchhi na, khabo ki kore...9:20 Bangla songbad poRchhen Chhanda Sen, ami graas mukhe poRchhi, mathar chule probol taan, binuni bNadha cholchhe, 9:25 khobor shesh, ‘Songbad Shironame’ shuru hoye gechhe, Rabikaku horn dichchhe baire.... maa praNpoNe shaRite kNuchi dichchhen....baba already dorjar baire.
Songbad Shironame o shesh. ekhon apnara shunben ‘Jelar khobor’. Ajker jela Uttor 24 porgoNa.
Amra ar kichhui shonbar abosthay nei tokhkon. Tarakeshwar local ta ajkeo miss hoye gelo.
Jai hok. se dukkher kotha ar khNuRe tule ene labh nei. Interesting ghotona ta hochchhe, radio tao janto je o radio noy. o ekta ghoRi. baba swechchabosor nilen, maa Assam-e bodli holen. ami suitcase guchhiye hostel chole gelam. prothom chhutite phire esei dekhlam radio ar bajchche na.
Ki hobe beje, taRa dewar moto ar keu nei jokhon. Tarokeshwar local miss howa na howar faraktai jokhon ghuche gechhe jiibon theke tokhon amader radio ar khamoka chNechiye more keno. baba kNata ghuriye ghuriye anyanyo channel dhorar cheshta korlen. kichchhu chollo na.
Amader sobar mathatei esechhilo kothata, karor i uchcharoN korar sahos hoyni. aro kichhudin almarir mathay shobha pawar por radio take apatoto purono shaRi pNyechiye abyabohrito hNaRI koRai er sathe rekhe dewa hoyechhe.
Ekhon ar train-o nei, baRi theke beronor taRao antorhito hoyechhe besh kichhudin holo. somoy borong beshi hoye gechhe bolte paren. berobar aage ghorer moddhyei akaroN ghoraghuri, eta nichchhi, ota nebo kina bhabchhi, juto porchhi, porar por abar khule rekhe dekhte jachchhi USB drive ta table-er oporei roye gelo kina. abosheshe berolam baRi theke. 10 pa giye abar phire ese handle dhore tenetune dekhchhi tala ta legechhe kina.
Esob dekhle amader radio raage dukkhe atmohotya korto. bhaloi hoyechhe ekhon ar amra keu karo chokher samne nei.

October 06, 2010

Sada kalo


1972? naki 1973?
Amar janar kono upay nei. jNar janar kotha, tinio mone korte parchhen na.
Ei agnatokulshiil chhobiti social networking er srote bhaste bhaste Presidency-r 1969-71 batch-er sodosyo der inbox-e ese bhiRechhe. ke tulechhe, kobe tulechhe somosto dorkari tothyopromaN somoy gile kheyechhe. chhNitephNota aboshishto rakheni.
Chhobir tolay shudhu lekha Sharmila.
Sharmila ki jini chandon pore bhubonmohinii haasi hese bose achhen? naki baki ruposiider moddhye keu? ke jane.
Dekhun dekhi. kichhui na janle post ta likhbo ki kore.
Are kichhu to mone korar cheshta koro” bole ghyanghyan korte maa janalen, tNar kichchhu mone poRchhe na, shudhu mone poRchhe Coffee house-e bose 1.25 takar Kobiraji bhaag kore khachchhen maa ar Krishna maasi.
Ar ektu chapachapi korte maayer mone poRlo, Lighthouse e Rajesh Khanna-r ki ekta cinema cholchhilo, Rajesh Khanna porday asa mattor Hall-er ardhek meye kNedekete eksha.
Seta shune ami, “aboshyo poysa diye ticket kete Rajesh Khanna r nach dekhte gele kanna pawar i kotha” bole rosikotar cheshta kortei maa emon koRa chokhe amar dike takalen je ami taRataRi mukh bondho korlam.
Tothyosongroher cheshtay kkhanto diye chhobitar dike mon dewa gelo.
Ki mone poRchhe apnar chhobita dekhe? amar mone poRchhe ‘Basantabilap Ladies’ Hostel’ ar jouboner Soumitra Chattopadhyay.
Chhobir mohilader sondhan pawa khub i joruri karoN onader blouse-er haatar design amar chai, khNopa bNadhar kayda ta shikhe nite hobe (jodio e jonme amar chul o khNopar jogyota arjon korte parbena, tao arki), ar jante hobe eNra ki diet follow korten.
Sokolei ruposii, sokolei size ‘zero’!!
Maa khub gorber haasi hese bollen, “toder moto na kheye shukiye thakte hoto na amader, dekh.”
Baba khanikkhoN chup kore chhobitar dike cheye theke bollen, “ekhonkar meyera er kachhe dNaRate parbe??”
Somoyer prolep ki sob kichhukei bastober theke beshi sundor kore tole? aj theke 40 bochhor pore amar ekhonkar chhobi dekheo karo mone hobe, "iis ki bhalo dekhte!" ?
Amar ghor sondeho achchhe. tobe aasha korte to dosh nei, bolun?

October 03, 2010

Engaged

17th September, 2010 theke 27th September, 2010, ei 10 dine Kolkata o tar ashepashe 4 jon lok cholonto train er tolay chapa poRechhen. Signal-kaaj korchhilo, level crossing er danda bhulboshoto tola chhilo na , durghotonasthole aain srinkhola poristhitio swabhabik chhilo.
Na, ekjon-o atmohotya korar jonyo baRi theke beronni. antoto serokom kichhu sakkhyopromaN to pawa jayni.
Lokjon chNechiye tNader sabdhan korechhe, level crossing er pashe asthayii foler dokani chitkar kore, “didi dekhe!!!” bole oRna dhore tenechhe, maayer kole shishu bhoye kNede uthhechhe, college chhatriira,”maa go!” bole chokh chapa diyechhe, komboyesii keu keu ekti khondo muhuurter jonyo holeo nijer praNer maya bhule chhute dhorte gechhe, tNara kichchhuti ter panni.
Pawar kothao noy. protyekei mobile-e kotha bolchhilen. Athoba gaan shunchhilen.
GaRi chalate chalate, rasta paar hote hote, train line perote perote mobile-e kotha bolte baroN korata old fashioned. ami se rastay hNatchhina. ar sotyi i to, tNaar mobile, tNaar poysa diye kena, sorbopori tNaar praaN, ami bolbar ke?
Ami shudhu bhabbar cheshta korchhi, jNara hNete hNete giye train-er chakar tolay kuchikuchi holen, apatodrishtite anichchakritoi, tNara ki kotha bolchhilen mobile-e? jeta kothao pNouchhe bola jeto na?
Emon kothay jachchilen tNara, jate theme phone ta sere niye tarpor jawa jeto na?
BorNona shune nihoto sobaike amar motoi sadharoN lok bole mone hoyechhe, ebong ami amar sara jiibon tonno tonno kore choshe pheleo emon ekta kothopokothon mone korte parlam na jetar jonyo ami amar more jawa justify korte pari. maayer sathe jhogRa korte korte, advisor-er sathe nijer rujirutir opor udyoto khNaRa niye negotiate korte korte, bhule jawa manusher sathe notun kore somporko patate patate , jiibon theke kauke chhNete phelteo phelteo ami train-er tolay jete chaina.
Tobu ami kaane earphone gNuje rakhi 24 ghonta. bolar moto kotha nei, kintu shonar moto gaan to achhe. Playlist-er bostapocha gaangulo ghure ghure baaje, amar maather bhetore sarajiiboner moto gaangulo chheni-batali diye khodai hoye gechhe bolle ektuo atyukti hobe na, ekta gaan shesh hote na hote porer ta, porer ta bhallagchhe na ar, gaa guliye uthhchhe almost etobaar shunechhi, aagerta, nana, tar aagerta, uff keno kichhu pochhondo hochchhe na, keno ektao gaan shonar moto nei.... ki boring bhogobaan.... ei korte korte ami raajpoth paar hoi, grocery kori, laundry te kapoR gNuje di, vacuum-er awaj ke chapa dite volume baRate thaki jotokkhoN na mathar bhetor dopdop korte thake.
Otake ta kaan theke khule rakha je ekta sombhabyo bikolpo hote pare, seta ekbaar o mathay aase na.
Apni keno shonen? apni keno phone-ta kaane gNujei rekhechhen, jokhon apni janen ektao joruri phone asbena apnar? (joruri shobdota apekkhik, kintu train-er tolay jawar moto joruri ki kichhu achhe apnar o, amar sondeho achhe.)
Asole etodine amra somoyer muulyo haaRe haaRe bujhechhi. shudhu rastay hNete somoy noshto korbo keno, tar theke kotha ta ekhoni sere ni. karo sathe kotha bolar nei? tahole songiitchorcha kora jak. Music kromosho ekta mohamarii te ruupantorito hochche kheyal korechhen ki?
Bhabun to, jNara ei mrityukaliine kotkhopokothoner anyo prante chhilen tNader trauma ta? eto kachh theke mrityuke protyokkho korar jonyo ami tNader ektuo hingse korchhi na bola bahulyo. thhik korechhi ebar theke phone tulei jante chaibo bokta ki abosthay achhen, kothay achhen. onake cholonto train-er tolay chapa poRa theke rokkha korte noy, baki jiiboner moto nijeke ekti bhoyaboho du:swopno theke bNachate.
Ami seriously cheshta korchhi amar earphone ta hariye phelte. jotodin ota chhilona dibbi bNecheborte chhilam to. chhotobelay baba maa bhoy dekhiyechhilen, ‘walkman’ shunle kaan kharap hoye jay. Science ei bhoyke nosyat kore diyechhe kina ami janina, tobe etuku jani ager theke ami kaane kom shuni. Kaane kom shuni, chokhe kom dekhi, nyuunotomo swabhabik buddhitukuo lop peyechhe amar je ami hu hu kore chhute aasa gaaRi-sonkiirNo boRo rasta perote giye edik odik dekhte porjonto bhule jachchhi. Rail line peronor somoy je sojag thaka dorkar, jonme theke haate dhore shekhano ei shikkha, instinct hoye jawa uchit chhilo jeta etodine, seta porjonto mone rakhte parchhi na.
Apnio please kichhu ekta korun. bus-e bose bose bored laagle janala diye takiye hoarding poRun, samner seat-e bosa premik premikar khunsutite aaRi patun, rasta peronor somoy rastatai dekhun, signal ta kokhon kibhabe DONT WALK theke WALK hoy tate monojog din.akkhondo monojog. chaile shohorer rastaghaat, bhiR, kolorober moddhye theke songiit khNuje bar korar cheshtao korte paren. ja apnar praaNe chay. asubidhejonok poristhite phone ele nijeke badhyo korun seta ignore korte.
More jawar karoNer abhab nei. mrityur samne amader asohayotar o na. kintu gaan shunte shunte athoba kotha bolte bolte hNete hNete giye more jawar moto sosta ekhono hoye jayni amader jiibongulo.

October 01, 2010

Mohor



Ei chheletar naam Mohor. Bhalo naam aboshyo achhe ekta or. Ritwik.
Mohor amar thakurdadar khuRtuto bhaiyer naatir khuRtuto maasir chhele.
Aro nanarokom kore amader somporkota borNona kora jay. ami sob rokom i poriikha kore dekhechhi. eitai sobtheke sojapoth. ebong shunte jerokom lagchhe, byaparta asole oto ghoralo kichhu o na. ektu matha thhanda kore bhablei beriye poRbe.
Khub sorol kore bolle, Mohor amar bhai, kototomo ‘removed’ janina.
1999 saaler aage ami nijeo jantam na prithibiite erokom ekta somporko thakte pare.
Tarpor ekdin amar thakurdadar khuRtuto bhaiyer naatir sathe, je kina Mohor-er maayer jyathtuto didir chhele, Mohor amader baRite beRate elo.
Goto 11 bochhor dhore baRite, university-te, bibidho poribeshe amar ar Mohorer dekha hoyechhe. Protyekbarei majhkhaner oi looooooooooooooomba somporko ta ektu ektu kore chhoto hoyechhe.
Ekhon to pray nei bollei chole. somporkota noy, duurotwo ta.
Mohor jarpornai bhalo chhele. Ami oke baRite, dhabay, emonki bhoyanok gombhiir porimondoleo daaknaam dhore dakadaki chaliye gechhi, o saRa diyechhe. ebong o nije konodin o gobhiir sombhrompuurNo “Kuntala di” theke bichyuuto hoyni.
Tobei bujhun.
Mohor amake majhraate scooter-er pechhone bosiye ring road e chorki paak khaiyechhe, amar baire khete ichchhe korchhe bole sara Dilli ghure Shawarma khawate niye gechhe, Humayan’s tomb ke background-e rekhe ejiiboner moto sobtheke bhalo chhobi tule diyechhe amar (aj theke 30 bochhor aage hole otai amar sommondher chhobi hoto nirghat) ar facebook-e joto interesting chapan-utor cholchhe anoboroto, se sob copy paste kore pathiyechhe (ebong ekhono pathhachchhe) amake, “Kuntala di, eita dekho” bole.
Ami facebook-e nei bole bhabben na apnara ke kar profile-e ki kobita likhchhen, ar slogan dichhen, ar Puri-r somudrer samne dNaRiye angul diye‘V’ mudra kore chhobi tulchhen sesob ami dekhte pachchhi na.
Dekhchhi ebong haaschhi. hese goRagoRi khachchhi jake bole.
Mohor amar andher joshti. bondho ghorer janala. Social Networking-er athoi somudrer nulia.
Se amader majhhkhane gota koyek mohadesh thakleo, na thakleo.
Mohadesh ke patta dewar kono karoN nei, karoN 3 te mohadesh ke pashapashi juRle ja hoy, tar thekeo beshi lomba ekta somporker duurotwo amra already paar kore phelechhi.
Tobu ekhono keu jodi jigges kore, “o tomar kirokom bhai?” ami boli, “o hochchhe giye amar apon thakurdadar apon khuRtuto bhaiyer apon naatir apon maayer khuRtuto boner chhele.”
Sref proshnokortar mukhta dekhar jonyo.
Happy birthday, Mohor.
 
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