Forward

Amar thakurda naki bolten, “cha to khai dudh ar chini khawar jonyo, emni cha abar khay ki kore manushe?”

Thakurdar chokhe ihojonme monushyotwo arjoner asha tyag diyeo, tNar quotation tukei ami bolchhi, "email account ta to achhei forward pathanor jonyo. forward kora chhaRa ar ki i ba eto nityi-notun kotha thake manusher??"

Seriously. apnara jNara byasto ebong bikhyato manush tNader inbox-e joruri mail ebong fan letter-er thelatheli, gNutogNuti thakte pare, amar inbox weekdays-er raat 11 tar Rishra platform. 4 ti forward biros bodone itiuti bose lyaj neRe mosha taRachchhe.

Bishwas na hoy dekhe jan.

Sotyi kotha bolte ki, porichito beshirbhag manusher sathe amar forward-er madhyomei jogajog. kichhu loker sathe shesh kotha bolechhi kobe mone nei, kintu niyomito tNader forward peye ami jante pari tNara bNecheborte achhen. shudhu tai noy, kemon achhen setao andaj kora motei shokto na. jemon dhorun, jini bhoyanok fuurtite achhen tini Windows er Bangla version niye chutki forward koren, jini dukkhe achhen tini happiness-er 8 ti mokkhom ponthha sobaike batlate chan, jini rege achhen tini Indian flag-ke kon politician paposher moto byabohar korchhen tar chhobi tule pathhan. “stop this now!!!!”

Bolechhilam eta rocket science noy. sref monushyochoritro porjobekkhoN. haate jotheshto somoy thaklei e bidyey apni doRo hote parben.

Se jai hok, moter opor forward apatoto amar sobtheke priyo 5 ta jiniser moddhye ekta. apnara jNara Abantor ke utsaho diye amake chithi lekhen (athoba kkhomar ajogyo mudroNpromad dhoriye diye) tNaderke chotanor jhNuki niyeo amake bolte hochchhe, hnya apnader mail-er thekeo forward pawar jonyo ami beshi udgriib hoye apekkha kori. roj sokale inbox-e ekta kore forward na dekhle amar mukh teto hoye jay, mon mushRe poRe, sarata din maati hoye jay ekkebare. Forward amake taja rakhe, chonmone rakhe, praNobonto rakhe.

Keno rakhbe na bolte paren? ki sob domphata hasir jokes, matha ghuriye dewar moto abishwasyo tothyer lenden, ajogor hNaa kore pNuchke pakhi gilte jawar mokkhom muhuurter ruddhoshwas chhobi, gachher daale sada kapoR pora jyanto bhuuter sposhto abhash!! jiiboner maane ebong mokkher chabikathhi sob apni forward follow korlei peye jaben. tar sathe achhe somajsebar sujog. bNeche thakar rohosyo nije janun, anyoke janan. 5 jonke janale publication bNadha, 10 jonke janale preme safolyo elo bole, 15 jonke janale ki hobe moshai apni kolponao korte parchhen na.

Eto upojogita thaka sotweo jodi keu forward-forward khelay angshogrohoN na korte chay tahole 1 ghontar modhye tar mathar sob chul ebong 2 ghontar modhye sob dNaat poRe jawai uchit. 3 ghonta poreo jodi apni apnar nobolobdho gnan prochar na korar kNuRemo ebong spordha dekhan, tahole mrityudondo o emon kichhu kothin shasti noy, amar mote.

Idaning amake forward pathanor list-e aro dujon jukto hoyechhen. jNara ‘forward’-er duniyay sodyo pa rekhechhen, ebong nobolobdho utsaher chote amar inbox futifata kore phelchhen. jonok jononii, of course. Khushwant Singh-er happiness-er dawai theke shuru kore Global Warming jonito sotorkobarta kichchhuti eNra baad dichchhen na. sobtheke bipod hoyechhe je eNra bujhe phelechhen beshirbhag forward-eri poriNoti ki hote cholechhe, tai ekjon jokhon forward korchhen, arekjon songe songe mail kore janachchen, “Sona babar/maayer shesh forward ta na poRe delete korona khobordar. ota tomar sotyi kaaje laagbe ma.”

Bujhun thyala.