Chhipi-botol
Thakuma bolen bhogobaner rajye bhulchuk howar jo nei. botol thakle chhipi thakbe, chhipi thakle botol. hNaRi thakle thaktei hobe tar mukher mape khape-khape fit kora sora.
Shudhu thakbei na, du’chokka poRe gechhe, 3 nombortar poton jeno-teno-prokareNo thamanor moto kore praNpoNe jhNakiye joto chhotrakar korei tader phelo na keno, tara eke oporke thik khNuje bar korbe. botoler mukhe chhipi ese jutbe, noyto chhipir sathe botol. “milaaiyare milbei.” keu atkate parbe na.
Amar maayer kothai jemon dhorun. tNar somosya holo tini manusher naam mukh kichhui mone rakhte parenna. 5 bochhor dhore Tarakeswar local-e pashapashi bose Howrah gechhen, sei lokke hothat Babughater dock-e maayer samne ene hajir korun, maa chinte parben na. se nahoy na parlen, tate kichhu jay ase na. jate jay ase seta holo maa bechhebechhe emon loker pashei bosben train-e, jNara Babughate dekha hole hasimukhe egiye ese jigges korben, “meyeke niye beRate jawa hoyechhilo bujhi?”
Rastaghate, mudir dokane, launch-ghate, Rabindrasadan-e function dekhte giye, maake keu na keu ese challenge korbei, maa kaukei chinte parbenna, khanikkhoN chinte parar bhoyanok kharap abhinoy kore sheshmesh sotyita swiikar korben. aprostuter ekebare ekshesh.
Amio to potheghate hNaticholi, koi amake to keu ese eto kotha jigges korena?
Erokom aro lokkho lokkho udahoroN achhe. kormii lokera jemon bNadhbi to bNadh alos roommate-er sathei juti bNadhben. tarpor khNota diye diye roommate becharar jina haram korben. Vacuum hoyni keno, laundry ke bhNaj korbe, baRita ki tNar ekar je tini-i eka khetekhete morben? dildoraj premika dekhbi to dekh emon chheler premei poRbe, protyekbar taxir bhaRa dite gelei jar pant-er pocket theke wallet bar korte giye probol tanatanir upokrom hobe. Wallet jotokkhoNe berobe totokkhoNe meyeti taka mitiye "thank you Singhji" bole hNata lagiyechhe.
Miss Marple to ekbar ei theory khatiyei khunike haatenaate dhore phelechhilen. baRir mishti chhotoboutir sathe aalap kore Miss Marple jokhon jante parlen, tar prothom swami tohobil tochhruup kore jail-er ghani tenechhilo, ar dwitiiyo swami plane chalate giye accident kore nijei nijer mathay guli kore atmohotya korechhilo, tokhkuni tini bujhlen boutir tritiiyo swami arthat kina baRir chhotochhele, jar preme bouti habudubu, take dekhe jotota sojasapta mone hoy, adote serokomta nao hote pare. bolai bahulyo, dekha gelo swamitii borof-thanda mathay porpor 3 khana khun kore bose achhe.
Sotyi bolte ki chhipi-botol theory-r sobtheke beshi promaN ami ei premer kkhetrei peyechhi. JNU-r hostel-e ek bhoyanok bhalo didi chhilen. Mess-e didike dekhlei amra ghire dhore goppo juRtam. kintu abar dhabay apekkharoto tNar premik-ke dekhle chot kore rumal diye mukh dheke, jeno gham muchchhi emon bhab kore half hNete half chhute jaygata periye jetam. karoN premik-dada dekhte pelei dhore bosiye Satyajit Ritwiker comparative analysis shonaten. Deep focus byapartake ke optimally use korte perechhen, Manikda na Ritwik, se niye ekbar shuru korle ar thamte chaiten na.
Ekdin jokhon khobor elo dada-didir katakuti hoye gechhe, amra sobai hNap chheRe bNachlam. nijeder moddhye bolaboli korlam, eddin je tNike chhilo setai rohosyo.
Esomosto niye ekta post lekha jay kina bhabte bhabte phirchhi sedin office theke, Banti phone kore bollo, Biochemistry department-e naki or kon ek Behala-tuto bondhu achhe, tar dada kodiner jonyo beRate esechhen. bhaiyer lab-e edike jugantokarii research cholchhe, ekbela chhuti newar-o anumoti nei. dada baRite bose borer hoddo hochchhen. Bantir doyar shoriir, shunei o dadake nemontonno kore esechhe, amader lab-biborjito Shukrobarer adday.
Dadar sathe aalap holo. Chicken wings ar pizza khawa holo. ekotha sekothar por adda ghure Bangla sahityer angone giye poRlo.
Tar por theke aboshyo amader ar kichhui korte holo na. dada tNar sobol skondhe ekai addar bhaar tule nilen. Rabindranath, Bankim-er backdated Bangla theke Kamalkumar ar Nabarun Bhattacharyer jhNa-chokchoke soprotibho Bangla, asiim saboliitay khele beRate laglen. sahityer bichar korte gele kebol je bokar moto goppo poRai jotheshto noy, tar dorpoNe somokaliin somaj songsar sarthokbhabe protibimbito hochchhe kina tar punkhanupunkho bishleshoN korao je pathoker noitik dayitwer moddhye poRe, se sob niye gobhiir juktijaal bichholen.
Amra tNake ghire bose kebol “thiki to”, “ja bolechho”, “tobei bojho” eisob shobdobondho jaygamoto gNuje diye jothasadhyo songot dewar cheshta kore jete thaklam.
Adda bhenge sobai sobaike jokhon tata bye bye korchhe, tokhon ki kore jeno beriye poRlo je ami ekkale JNU te poRtam. shune dada bhoyanok utsahito hoye bollen, “are oi somoyei to amar bou-o JNU-tei chhilo, aalap chhilona aboshyo tokhon amader.” bouyer department, batch esomosto bole bollen, “Sudeshna bole kauke chintis naki?”
Chintam boiki. Sudeshna-di je bechhebechhe gnani lokder premei poRen, etodin bade kaal seta porishkar hoye gelo.
Bhogobaner bhul hoy kina janina, thakumar je hoyna setar aro ekbar promaN pelam. haatenaate.
Anobadyo! Asadharon! Ki likhechhen! Oi bhadroloker ja barnona diyechhen... er opor ar kono katha hoyna. E niye amaro ekta galpo achhe, tabe sarbosamokkhe bola jabena, aRale bolbo.
ReplyDeleteTobe eta thiki bolechhen, je ek dharoner lokeder sange ek dharoner lokederi beshi match hoy. ami eta anekdini lokkhyo kortam ar bhabtam... ebar apnar lekha poRe bujhlam karon ta!
Hah hah… ki likhechho !! puro form e to hey !! kya baat! Kya baat!
ReplyDeleteEi topic e byaktigoto montobbo thik open forum upojogi hobe na. Tao nijer pochonder bondhu bandhobder analyse kore mone holo amar bodhhoy kinchit chhitogrostoder pochhondo hoy … :D :D
Hahahaha.. darun!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah :) Ki obostha! aajkei ei jinista r ekta udaharon dekhlam.
ReplyDeletejah, keui nijeder udahoroNgulo bollo na? eto bhoy pele cholbe? ektu naam edikodik kore chaliye dilei keu kichchhu bujhte parto na. After all amra sobai eke opor carbon copy to.
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