Fine-er phere
Jiibone je koti haategona dhrubosotyer sathe amar porichoy ghotechhe, tar modhye ekta holo library-r membership newa ar niyomito ‘fine’ dewar chuktipotre soi kora, eki kotha. se ami jotoi charter jaygay ekta mattor finfine choti boi niye asina keno, ba tinkhanar jaygay ekkhana saRe satattor minute-er DVD, jotoi cup-er por cup koRa coffee kheye ar electric bill baRiye raat jege se boi ar DVD shesh korina keno, sheshporjonto screen-e amar naamer pashe roktakto akkhore ‘due fines’ dopdop korbei.
Kintu prithibiite chirokal-i kichhu lok thake jara monepraNe bishwas kore, cheshta korle manush sob pare. durbhagyoboshoto serokom koyekjoner sathe amar ghonishthhota achhe. taderke bhul promaN korar jonyoi ekdin ami moroNpoN kore nirdishto somoysiimar shesh din, library bondho howar kNatay kNatay 5 minute age boi DVD sob bag-e pure ghamte ghamte hNapate hNapate counter-e uposthit holam. odiker mohila baRi jawar jonyo bag gochhate shuru korechhilen. birokto mukhe bag soriye rekhe boigulo scan korte shuru korlen. DVD-r baksho haate niyei tNar kNochkano bhuru aro kNuchke gelo. mohila baksho khullen. DVD kothay?
Of course baRite rekhe asa amar laptop-er moddhye. ar kothay-i ba thakte pare bole apnar mone hoy? DVD-r to pakha gojayni je nije nije uRe park-e hawa khete jabe.
Matha uNchu kore baRi phire shorto moto Bantir mathay dukhana chNati bosiye ami haatenate promaN kore dilam je fine dewar opor or-amar moto noshwor manusher kono haat nei. ota doibo-nirbondho.
Cheshta korle manush sob pare, se santwonar dhappatao arekbar promaN hoye gelo.
Ami taRahuRo korina. porer din-i hNachorpachor kore DVD bakshe pure library chhutina. dhiiresusthe apekkha kori, jate jorimanar porimaN ektu baRe. ditei jokhon hobe, tokhon ekbare beshi korei dewa bhalo, amar mote. alposwolpo fine diye haat gondho kora amar poshay na.
Apni ko’rokom fine diyechhen? ami motamuti jotorokom hoy totorokom diyechhhi. Library fine, train-er monthly ticket expire kore jawar fine. jotodin monthly valid chhilo totodin checker-er tikir dekha chhhilo na. phurote na phurotei kamray kaalo coat ar khaki urdir chhoRachhoRi. apni jodi bolar cheshta koren je kaalkei matro phuriyechhe, kheyal chhilona, kingba kheyal thakleo aj train dhuke jachchhilo dekhe chhute uthhe poRechhen, TT emon thanda chokhe apnar dike takaben jeno apni daagi jochchor. sorkari taka mere train-e choRte apnar bindumatro buk kNape na.
Kajei ami kotha na baRiye taka baar kore ditam protyekbar.
PhNaka rasta peye moner sukhe speedometer-er kNata choRiye fine nije diini aboshyo, tobe sakkhii thekechhi aguntibaar. ami nije nyatpete niriiho hole ki hobe, amar bondhura sobai bolgahiin, beporoya.
Sei beporoya bondhuder sathe dol bNedhe ekbar pasher county-te lake-er pashe gechhilam picnic korte. giye dekhi saari diye bNadha rongchonge nouko dheuyer taale alpo alpo dulchhe. Dollar phelo, nouko choRo. ekjoRa dada-didi, jNader esob chhelemanushi theke mon uthhe gechhe anekdin, tNara dangay theke sausage ar murgir thyang grill korar dayitwo nilen. amra bakira huRohuRi thelatheli chNechamechi kore ekkhana noukoy uthhe poRlam.
Majhnodiite giye hothat koyekjoner sNatar katar ichchhe holo. ichchher dosh nei. toltole niil jol. eto porishkar je antoto 5 haat nich porjonto porishkar dekha jachchhe. ektai khotka, lake-er chardike emonki noukor gaaye porjonto boRo boRo kore poshtaposhti lekha achhe, jole pa dilei jorimana.
Amader dolneta Bangalir sei amogh aptobakyo uchcharoN korlen, “are dhur kichchhu hobe na, naamto.” amra jhopang jhopang kore sobai jhNap marlam.
Bakituku andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. jhNap mara matro ke jane kotha theke bNashi bajiye security nouko ese uposthit. amader jol theke othhar sujog-o na diye fine-er rosid kete tNara haasimukhe amader mukher opor se rosid nachate laglen.
Tobe amar abhijog nei. joto fine diyechhi jiibone, se sobi nyajyo fine. nitantoi nijer doshe. Itihas boiye poRechhi dhormo, borNo, jaatir bhittite juge juge loke fine niyechhe, diyechhe. amake je serokom kichhur mukhe poRte hoyni se jonyo ami sotyi sotyi kritogno.
Aboshyo rotona shunechhi amar aamoleo edhoroNer fine-er chol je chhilona ekebare, serokomta noy. chena anekei bolechhe, tader school-e Banglay kotha bolle jorimana newa hoto. uddeshyo ati mohot, chhelepuleke furfure Ingriji bolte shekhano. Arthoniitir basic totka proyog kore Bangla bolay disincentive create kora, arthat pocket money–te thaba bosano, jate chhatrochhatri baap-baap bole Ingrijite kotha bole. amader addatei ekjon kNachumachu mukhe swiikar korlo, monitor howar subade ei Bangla-kor takeo aaday korte hoyechhe. shobdo pichhu 25 poysa.
Se ke? bola baroN. se bechara sotyi anutopto. System-er shikar. tobe apnara jehetu doyalu lok, take akaroNe doshii thauraben na, tai ekta hint dichchhi. tar naamer shurute ‘B’ achhe.
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ReplyDeleteare library r fine ami ja dii na!!! sunle sobai dhop kore poRe jabe. amar kaka r chele Bombay te boRo hoyeche. mane ekhono hochche.ta tar "Bengali" sunle amar chokh diye jol poRe. ami tai fine nitam. protyek ingriji kotha bolar jonno. 50 paise. seta amar kaku i dito eboNg dey, but o je porimane opomanito hoyeche sorbosomukkhe, ekhon onekta bhalo bole :)
Amay dubar rail e fine dite hoyechhe. Ekbar local er ticket kete mail train e chepe Hooghly Ghat to Sealdah gechhilam bole, arekbar bondhur sange Mumbai giyechhilam, se last stop e nambe, ami majher ekta stop e neme porechhilam ticket er xerox copy sambol kore. Monthly expire korar pordin ekhane ekdin dhora poRechhilam, kintu court e giye judgesaheber kachhe khoma chaway se jatra fine ta mokub hoye jaay.
ReplyDeleteTobe sobcheye dukkher ghatona ghotechhilo amar chakrijibone. Shonibar kore ekta training hoto - instructor bollen je late asbe minute pichhu 10 taka fine debe. ek maaser training sheshe sei takay amra baire khabo. Ami sanghatik punctual, aage bhaage ese roj bose thaki, ar loker 5 minute late kore 50 taka dewa dekhe khi khi kore hasi. Shesh soptahe... ki je hoyechhilo ekhon ar mone nei, sambhaboto autor tire puncture... tobe oi ekdiner dhakkay team lunch er beshirbhag ta je ami ekai diyechhilam seta besh mone achhe.
Sumana, tomar bhaiyer Bangla unnoto korar tomar procheshta proshongsoniiyo. amar baRiteo karo karo erokom treatment dorkar ache, sotyi.
ReplyDeleteSugata, apni fine dewateo amake hariyechhen. ekebare judgesaheb! aboshyo eder deshe dhore ante bolle bNedhe anar ekta byapar je achhe seta sotyi. ar team lunch-er byaparta durbhagyojonok. ki ar korben, bhagyer porihaas bole dhore nin.
e byapare amar obhigyota besh bhalo rokom! amader college e fine newar jonno kono chhuto pelei hoto. r ami tar boraborer shikar chilam. late kore dhuklei 10 taka, fine na dewar bhoy e lukiye dhokar chshta korle 20 taka! abar sem er seshe attendance 75% na thakle fine. sobtheke chhapiye jawa fine holo: jamar pleat thik na thakle o fine. ektai bachowa: chele der dari ba chul baro thakleo fine dite hoto! tobe hyan, fine theke jodi doya kore rokhye petam, tahole sobar samne kan dhore uthbosh korte hoto! :)
ReplyDeletesorbonash Atreyee! e ki college naki Shibthakurer aapon desh?!
ReplyDeleteesob baje fine amar school eo chhilo... english e kotha na bolar fine, jama kapor nongra thakar fine, friday kore amader 1 ta alu ar 1 ta peyaj daan korte hoto kisob charity purpose e.. seta bhule gele fine.. school badge porte bhulle fine aro koto ki... amra kheyal kortam class monitor [man-eater]ra kachhakachhi achhe kina.. na thakle moner sukh banglay sukh dukhkher golpo kortam... :D
ReplyDeleteSohini, tumio ei Bangla-kor diyechho tahole? Monitor-er rokompherta bhalo to, age shunini kokhono.
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