February 29, 2012

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February maaser moto Abantor-e post-er dokan bondho korbo bhebechhilam, kintu tarpor monta khochkhoch korte laglo. erokom ekta poRe pawa 14 aana din, ek noy dui noy tin noy, c-h-a-a-a-r bochhor porpor asa, erokom ekta puNyotithite apnader kachhe ekbar mukh na dekhale, bidya chhNuye bolchhi, sandwich hojom hochchhilona.

Tai dokaner jhNap alpo phNak kore abar gola baRiyechhi. kemon achhen?

Kaalker post-e Facebook-er pindodaan kora istak mon bhalo nei. amar sobsomoy etai hoy. kono ekta motamot jorgolay jahir kore phelar por setate iya boRo boRo chhidro chokhe poRte thake. je ja kore, bole, bhabe, saje, sober pechhoner sohoj juktigulo sposhto dekhte pai bina choshmatei. ei jemon Fedora tupir kothai dhorun. keu hoyto sei chhottobela theke TV-te Indiana Jones dekhte dekhte bhebechhe, “boRo hoye chakri kore orokom ekta tupi kine porbo.” tarpor se boRo hoyechhe, chakri peyechhe, maa babake Inox-e cinema dekhiyechhe, premik/premikake Fab India-r jama, nailpolish, deodorant, teddy bear kine diyechhe. abosheshe ekdin office theke ektu aage beriye poRe hNatte hNatte tupir dokan.

Abosheshe dokaner kNacher dewaler epare opare mukhomukhi se ar tar shoishober Indiana Jones.

Besh korechhe tupi kinechhe, besh korechhe tupi pore chhobi tulechhe, besh korechhe chhobi tule Facebook-e lagiyechhe. ekshobar porbe. hajarbar porbe. kaar ki bolar achhe?

Sobtheke boRo kotha karo tupi pora dekhe jodi amar haasi paay tahole amar fee Shonibar sokale Sushama Stores theke kine ana phulchhap tea-set namiye ghota kore cha biscuit khawar tamasha dekhleo bohu loke pet chepe dhore mejhete goRagoRi kheye haaste haaste bishom khabe.

ROFL. ROTFLMAO. ROTFLMFAO.

Take that, Kuntala.

Kaalker post poRe telebegun hoye ekjon amake nicher chhobita pathiyechhen. er poreo Fedora-r biruddhe slogan dile amar jhaRebongshe nipat jawai uchit.



TachhaRa Facebook-e bondhu khNujte jawa niye naak sNitkonor adhikar amar nei. anyo karo thakleo thakte pare, amar nei. ei Abantor tar jolojyanto sakkhii. Abantor keno likhi ami? jyanto manusher sathe kotha bolte ichchhe korena bole, eka eka Microsoft Word-er sathe aantabRi kothopokothon chalai. lekhar binimoye poysa saadhena keu, pathhok….ek angule gune phela jay, tobu saradin amar mon poRe thake laal sada ei pata-tar paayer kachhe. ahoratro er kotha bhabar phNake phNake ami somoy churi kore khai, shui, ghumoi, ghumiye ghumiye swopner poriikkhay gaaddu khai, kaje phNaki di, office theke douRe baRi phiri. keno? likhte bhalobasi bole?

Bishwas korun, ghumote ami tar theke anek beshi bhalobasi.

Tao aneksomoy sei ghumer maya tyag kore ami Abantor-er pata bhorai, karoN ami jani ei patatar opaashe kotogulo manush achhe. jolojyanto roktomangser manush. sokale ghumchokhe haai tulte tulte, bhordupure monitor-er mukhta bojjat sohokormiir drishti theke samanyo ghuriye aaRal kore, athoba kaajbhorti diner sheshe sondhyebela ese jNara Abantor-e ekbar kore uNki maren. achena, abchha chena kotogulo manush, din-ana-din-khawa ghonishthhotar malinyomukto kotogulo somporko. jNara asbar kotha thakle amake ekhono ghorta opor opor ektu gochhate hoy, chul aNchRe, mukh dhuye, se mukhe haasi mekhe dorjay dNaRate hoy.

Apnara asben bole.

Kajei aneker kachhe Facebook ja, amar kachhe Abantor-o tai. apnader sannidhyobhikkha korar chhol matro. kotha thak na thak, ami tai roj ekhane ese bose thaki. jodi keu rasta diye jai, deke kotha bolbo bole. Internet theke mojadar chhobi churichamari kore ene lagai, jate apnara kaal bikeleo amar sathe khelte asen, jate barandar grill dhore amake ekaboka dNaRiye thakte na hoy.

Mojar chhobir kothay mone poRlo. nicher chhobita bhalo na?



February 28, 2012

Facebook: Moshtishko Prokkhalan Jontro



Amar boRo saadh, Abantor-e ekta FAQ bibhag kholar. bikhyato blogger-der koto loke koto kotha jigges kore. ki khan, ki poren, kon cameray chhobi tolen, sei camera-ta amake bikkiri korben kina, posha beRaler naam ‘Billi’ rekhechhen keno, blog kholar pechhoner itihas o inspiration kii, proshner ar anto nei baapre. tao jodi proshnogulo arektu moulik hoto. lokkhobar ek-i proshner uttor dite dite klanto blogger sheshmesh ekkhana aasto FAQ page-i khule diyechhen, jate karo mone kono proshno udoy hole prothome sekhane giye dekhe nite pare, already sei proshner uttor dewa hoye gechhe kina.

Amake etosob jhamela poyate hoyni karoN amake keu kono proshno kore na. koreni konodin. keno ke jane. bhoy pay bodhoy. anekdin holo andaj korechhi, amar chokhemukhe kemon ekta byaktitwer bhabgombhiir chhaya achhe. haabebhabe kothao ekta aporichoyer durlonghyo prachiir, jeta periye coaching class-er bhalo dekhte chhelera amar dharekachhe ghNeshar sahos petona kokhono. duure duure thakto, emon bhab dekhato jeno pattai dichchhena.

Bhalo, ektu bhoy peye thakai bhalo. nahole ekebare gaye poRe jiibon atishthho kore tulbe.

Jodio jani khyatir baro aanai biRombona, ta sotweo majhe majhe khyatonama hote ichchhe kore to bolun? mone hoy aha jodi amake ghire sobbar anek proshno thakto, tobe amio khub birokto mukhe bolte partam, “achchha baba achchha, Abantor-e ekta FAQ page khule rekhechhi, sekhane giye ki jante chao jene nao, amake ar jwaliyo na.”


KNaduni shune Banti santwona diye bollo, “tumio jemon Kuntaladi, lokjoner kheyedeye kaaj nei je proshno korbe? Incentive-ta ki? ora sob nijerai baniye baniye proshnottor likhe pata bhoray. Shubho Mahurat-e dekhiyechhilo mone nei?”

Incentive-er kothata tolay khanikta nimraji hoyeo amake mene nite holo je FAQ byaparta sotyi sondehojonok. Dollar na dile ajkal loke Tom Cruise-ke dekhteo bhiR jomay na, tao abar Bharatbarsher moto deshe jekhane Hollywood-er naame sobai dugraas bhat beshi khay, se jaygay internet-er hNejipeji tarokader posha beRaler naamer maane jigges korata ektu koshtokolpona shonachchhe bote.

Khushi hoye giye Bantike emni emni-i ek cup cha kore khaiye dilam. chheletar monta bhalo.

Bhebe dekhlam, sot-pothe theke FAQ page khulte gele amar se page-e mote dukhana proshnoi thakbe.

Ek, biye korchhis na keno?

Dui, Facebook-e nei keno?

Byaktitwer durlonghyo prachiir-trachiirer toyakka na korei koto loke je e duto proshno kore amake utyokto korchhe roj sokal bikel, ki ar bolbo. prothom proshnotar uttor joler moto soja. proshnokorta mone mone ja bhebechhen, thik sei jonyo. dwitiiyo proshnota dekhte niriiho holeo aasole jotil. uttor dewar age tai kinchit buddhi khoroch korte hoy. sadharoNoto ami je uttorta di seta holo,

“Boss, kotha bolar lok kichhu borong komle bNachi. Facebook hNatke lok khNuje baar kore goppo korte bosar moto matha kharap hoyni amar. “

Jeta bolina seta hochchhe, bhiRer majhe alada howar ar kono poth jana nei amar, Facebook na join kora chhaRa. sobai Facebook-e achhe, tai ami Facebook-e nei. ami hochchhi sei bokapNatha jake sobai moshkora kore dake TCFF (Too cool for FacebooK).

Tobe idaning ei duto ukto-anukto karoN chhaRao arekta karoN jogaR hoyechhe. ebar theke setai bolbo bhabchhi.

E karoN jogaRer muuleo Banti. sedin amake email-e ekta chhobi pathhiyechhe. chhobir niche abar ekkhana chokh motkano ga-jwalano smiley juRe diye. eto hasahasir karoN chhobir subject-er sathe amar eksomoy besh khatir chhilo. somoye se khatir dhuyemuchhe gechhe, ekhkon jogajogtukuo nei. 

Bantir dosh nei. hasi pawar-i kotha. je loker paayer tolay bose ami jiibone prothombar Bob Dylan shunechhilam, Hegemony ar Subversive marka shobdo diye bakyorochona korte shikhechhilam, ekbar hujuge neche 5 bhor 4 ter somoy dNaat na mejei, hawai choti porei Dilli theke Jaipur porjonto chole gechhilam, tini ki bole Fedora tupi pore ghaR bNekiye anonter dike udas drishti mele profile pic tullen, bhabtei amar Notwo-Shotwo sob guliye jachchhe.

Byapar dekhe Bantir account theke ami aro chena lokjon khNuje baar korte shuru korlam. purono bondhu, adhora prem, lotay patay aatmiiyo-swojon. sokolei amar priyojon, majhemoddhye eder sokoler sathei amar duto kotha bolte ichchhe kore, somoy katanor kotha mone hoy. Facebook-e tader account-e dhuke dekhlam, sei je Sukumar Ray jemon likhe gechhen, sakkhate era sobai amar adure Gopal, Facebook-e ekebare Nrisingho Abotar. Times Square-er alo jholmol bhorsondhyey karo chokhe durmuulyo Wayfarer, keu Rituparno Ghosh-ke bhengchi kata video-r niche sollase ‘like’ mere cholechhen, karo karo sara pata juRe CYA OTTOMG POAHF LSHMBH TTYL LUWAMH :/ >:< ^-^_<(“)*B-|:v|o.O.O.o:42:

Facebook-ke amar ekta jogotjoRa mostishko prokkhalon jontrer moto mone hoy ajkal, jetar bhetor dhuke sobai anyorokom hoye jay, anyobhashay kotha bole, anyobeshe ghorephere. or bhetor dhukle o jontro je amake diyeo kotokichhu koriye nebe ke jane, tar theke ami borong baire dNaRiye apnader jonyo apekkha kori. Busstop-er chhaunir tolay, chayer dokaner benchite kingba coffeeshop-er godi-aNta sofa settee-te dekha hobe jokhon, tokhon praNbhore golpo kora jabe.  



February 22, 2012

Inception o Pantua



Kaal rattire kheye deyeo kaaj kom poRay ki mone kore abar ekbar Inception chaliyechhilam. chaliyei ter pelam je agerbar cinemata dekhe gombhiir mukhe “bhaba jay na boss” bole probol mundu neRechhilam bote, kintu kissu bujhini. ki jotil byaparsyapar baapre. ektola, dotola, tintola baRir moto swopno, tintolar swopner gotibeg ektolar swoper gotibeg into 3. (approx.) arthat kina, ektolar baRiwalar calendar-e jokhon poshto dekhachchhe maser 9 tarikh, tintolar bhaRater tokhon mote tesra, bhaRa dewar taRa lagte tar ekhono deri achhe anek. ar tarpor kemon swopner baRir ek ek tolay ek ek dol lokjon aatka poRe roilen, nayak-nayika jototola porjonto jawar kotha chhilo, improvise kore tar thekeo ektola beshi choRe gelen, jNar buke dotolay guli bNidhechhilo, bibhinno tolay bibhinno speed-e tNar kkhotosthan theke rokto berote laglo, ekjon abar kidnap hoye chartola theke swopner baRir pNachtolay pNouchhe gelen, ar sheshmesh jokhon swopner bohutol huRmuRiye dhose poRlo taser ghorer moto, tokhon pNachtolar Ellen Page kirokom chartolar Ellen Page, tintolar Ellen Page, dotolar ebong ektolar Ellen Page-er sathe biliin hote hote dibbi plane-er business class seat-e tiptop ghum bhenge uthhe boslen, set kora chuler doga theke pedicure kora nitol nokher kothhao etokkhoner dhundhumar swopno-juddher ektuo aNchoR porjonto roilo na, dekheshune ami ni:shwas phelteo bhule gechhilam pray.

Cinema shesh hole ruddhobaak hoye bose bose ami amar nijer swopner gotiprokritir kotha bhabte laglam. ami atyonto sadasidhe lok, Nolan-babur protibhar pNyacher koNamatro nei amar, tai amar swopnera sob ektola. tao abar bhangachora, shyaola dhora, chhad phatiye Boter jhuri berono ektola. se baRir bhetore ekhono majhe majhe Class 7-er Itihaas poriikkhar seat poRe, ar ami amar bortoman doirghyo, prostho, uchchhota, saajposhak soho, ekghor kuchokachar majhe porikkha dite bose dekhi, adhkhana proshno-o amar common poReni.  

PoRbe ki kore, ami to Bhuugol poriikhar jonyo toiri hoye gechhi. ki fyasad bolun dekhi.

Se ki tension, maago. gham, bhoy, lojja, chokh phete jol pray ase ase. swopner saat-tola baRi huRmuRiye bhenge poRar uttejona tar kachhe tushchu. amar epashe opashe sob Complan boys and girls-er dol bhalomanusher moto mukh kore bose thake, ar choshmar phNak diye amake niriikkhoN kore. bhabkhana jeno, ei dhingi mohila ekhono je lekha shuru korenni, parben thik time-e khata joma dite?



Oder ki mathabyatha bolun dekhi, ami likhi na likhi, khata joma di na di?

Thik somoye khata joma dewa aboshyo chhelekhelar byapar na. monushyochoritro bishleshoN korar jonyo khata joma dewar rokomsokom porjobekkhoN korar cheye sunishchit pontha ar nei. porishromii chhatroke jotoi somoy din na keno, ghonta poRar muhuurte se khata-matha ek kore Rajdhani Express-er bege haat chalabei. oi muhuurteo se bhabchhe ki kore aro duto nombor beshi tola jay, ki kore uttorter lyajar angshotuku aro ektu palish kore chokchoke kore tola jay, ki kore Darjeeling-er porota-marka manchitrota aro ektu nikhNut kore aNka jay.

Edike phNakibaji chhatriike dekhun, adhghonta baki thaktei “jotheshto hoyechhe” bole hall theke beriye udas mukhe tiffinbakso khule porikkha-special sondesh mukhe pure chibochchhe. poriikkha dite jawar amar anyotomo incentive chhilo oi sondesh. jobe theke maa norompaker sondesh tiffin-e dewa bondho korechhen, tobe theke amar porikkhar nomborgulor ei dosha.

Khata joma newar kayda dekheo aboshyo bojha jay, ke kirokom manush. antoto chhotobelay amra sebhabei manush bichar kortam. boRo hoye Psychology poRe, manusher kutil moner jotil golighNuji gule kheye Sahana aboshyo amader bujhiye diyechhilo je sob manusher somosto golmaler utso naki tar jounojiiboner chawa-pawar hisebnikesh. As simple as that. kintu chhotobelay didibhaider jounojiibon songkranto tothyo amader kachhe thakto na kina, (ekhono nei, bhogoban korun jeno konodin na thake) ke kemon bhabe khata joma nen, setai chhilo amader kachhe tNader niye katachhNeRar ekmatro maapkathhi. bhalo didibhaira ghonta beje gele pashe ese aalto kore jigges korten, “holo?” bajera chhobol mere khata chhiniye niten, beshii bajera keu keu to emon jore taan marten niten je doRibNadhar jaygata fNyas kore chhNiRei jeto. kono mane hoy? tobe tar thekeo kharap chhilen haategona keu keu, (jemon Mishtidi’bhai) jNara khata chhiniyeo niten abar muchki hese hul photeo chhaRten na. “ekhon eto likhe ar ko’ta nombor-i ba baRbe?”

Ar somosto bhalo-monder uurdhe nijei nijer ekmatro tulona chhilen Fuldi’bhai. ghonta poRe jawar pakka 7 minute badeo mihi golay chNechiye chNechiye bolten, “sobai shiggiri khata joma dao, porikkha to kebol ke koto jano setar noy, somoyer moddhye ja jano ta likhte paro kina tar-o.”

Fuldi’bhai je sobtheke bhalo chhilen tar aro ekta promaN peyechhilam tNar abosor newar din. sob didibhaira jawar aage school-suddhu meyeke hoy rosogolla noy pantua khawaten. Fuldi’bhai rosogolla, pantua dutoi khaiyechhilen. nichu class-er koyekta chhoto meye to se pantua mukhe pure bhNya kore kNedeo phelechhilo.




February 20, 2012

Sajar moja


Sobai bole nijer baRite karo biye thik howar moto moja naki ar kichhute nei. theme thaka nagardolar sobtheke uNchu bakshotay bose nicher baksher lokjonder dike kripar drishtite cheye paa dolanoy na, sondhyebela andhokar baranday ghapti mere bose telebhaja sNatate sNatate rasta diye ‘coachin’ theke phera premik-premikar premalape aaRi patay na, Abantor-e achena pathoker rekhe jawa prothom comment poRateo na.

chena pathokera rege giye comment kora bondho korben na tai bole, ota bolar jonyo bola, ami jani old IS gold.

Ami janina kader baRite biye thik hole eto moja hoy, jader hoy tader baRitei nirghat chayer joler sathei dudh diye raamphota phutiye cha-o banano hoy, kintu amader baRite karo biye thik hole mojar cheye saja kichhu kom hoyna.

Ek minute! ei sujoge Bangla sahitye apnar butpottir douRta porokh kore newa jak.

saja kothatar anekrokom mane hoy dictionary-te, tar-i ekta niye amader karbar.

Kaar ukti? (Hint: boktar bhalo naamer adyokkhor P, daak naamer adyokkhor F, podobii shuru hoy M diye, ar tini amar jiiboner protthhom prem. adhora, bolai bahulyo.)

Jai hok, aj jehetu amar mejaj kharap, sokal theke mukhta akaroNe er moto hoye achhe, theke theke mone hochchhe haater kachhe pai to hotobhaga Bantir dukan mule ektu moner sukh kori, aj jehetu amar jiiboner motto “Think Negative”, tai aj ami apnader kachhe biyebaRir sajar kotha shonate chai. mojar bodole.

HNya hNya amader baRir biye, apnader baRite biye hole je Doler melar moto moja hoy se niye amar kono sondeho nei. (akhadyo cha niyeo na.)

Bishoyta niye toliye bhabte bose sei puraton sotyota notun kore upolobdhi korlam, byashti-somoshtir somosyar muul asole ek o abhinno. Bharatbarsher somosto goribi, ashikkha, traffic jam-er muule je byata Nanda Ghosh, amar mamabaRir jekono biye-songkranto jhonjhater muuleo se. Population. jonosonkhya.  
ba jonosonkhyar adhikyo. atyonto baRabaRai rokom.

3 joRa mama-mami, 5 joRa masi-meso, tNader 7 joRa meye-jamai, chhele-chheler bou, tader gota 10-ek chhanapona ar dhuulojhaRa jona 3-ek single bhagyohiin bhagyohiina. jader club-er honorary president ei adhom.

Eder sobaike jodi eksathe khete hoy, boste hoy, uthhte hoy, ektai aayna bhagabhagi kore mukhe powder makhte hoy, ektai mejhete ektai dhhalao bichhana kore ektai gayer chador tanatani kore ghumote hoy, seta moja na saja?

Ami janina, amar likhte giye sob guliye gelo. apnader ki mone hochchhe?

Ar bor aante jawar byapartao to bhulle cholbe na. he bhogoban, bor aante jawa.

Kebolmatro ei special purpose-e bhaRa kora gambat Innova chepe Doloner bor aante ke jabe, chhotomasir boRochhele Tubul na boRomasir chhotonati Bukul, sei niye thandajuddho cholte cholte abosheshe dui masir phonaphuni bondho. sthitabostha apatoto.

Ta bole baki sob hotline khola achhe pray 24X7. maa masi mamira notes melachchhen ghono ghono. biyete ekjon South Silk bhangchhen to anyojon boubhate Baluchori. abar kono dujon jate ek ronger shaRi porar same side na kore bosen se byapareo nojor rakhte hochchhe. Fashion-er loRaiye borpokkher masipisider gohara haranor kasam kheyechhen sobai mile. ta bole se shibireo je choragopta phatol dhoreni erokomta bhabar kono karoN nei. ami ekhan thekei sada patay soi kore dite raji achhi, biyer din “ei ektu dhNaa kore aschhi” bole mejomami sei je hawa hoben, phirben pakka 5 ti ghonta bade, beauty parlour ghure mathar khNopa theke paayer nailpolish porjonto tiptop kore. bakira gojrate gojrate bhabben, “eta to strategy-te chhilona.”

Sejomasi muchki hese bolben, “sei 36 bochhor aage jedin mejobhaiyer jonyo meye pochhondo korte gechhilam, sedin thekei jani e meyer pete pete buddhi gojgoj korchhe.”

Ami esomosto muchki hasi, tokamara songlaper duel miss kore jabo. keu amake jwalaton korbena, “kire tor to sob chul peke gelo” bole, keno biye korchhina se bishoye amar privacy atut thakbe. baRite biye howar negative externality theke ami ebar sompuurNo mukto.

Tobu amar moja hochchhena keno ke jane. khali bose bose bhabchhi, “iss koto na jani hahahihi kore phelchhe sobai, ei bujhi chhotomamar jokes shune sobai hese goRiye poRchhe, oi bujhi Parthodada boRomasike ragachchhe, bolchhe, “masi tomar gurudebke jigges koroto kobe amar biye hobe?”

Ar Dolon? je meyeta raate alo nebhar por leper tolay shuye “bhuter golpo bolo bhuter golpo bolo” bole amar matha kharap kore dito, ghume chokh buje eleo ghumote dito na, se ekgaa goyna pore, jholmole Benarasi pore bhoyanok serious mukh kore singhasone raajraaNiir moto bose achhe?

E drishyota dekhar jonyo jotokhushi saja ami nite raji chhilam, kintu oto moja amar kopale nei, ki ar kora jabe.


 ami ar Dolon 


February 17, 2012

Ar ektu holei...


Kaalkei boRomukh kore 103 bochhor bNachar kothata bollam, ar ajkei, ektu holei, jachchhilo praNta beghore.

‘Ahongkar-i potoner muul’ sei kobe theke shune aschhi, kaal thheke shikhlam. ba bola uchit, shikhte shikhte bNeche gelam. kaan ghNeshe.

Office theke phire chabi ghuriye ghore dhuke, ei jutor goRali oi jutor doga diye chepe dhore paa theke tene chhaRate chhaRatei ter peyechhilam, ghorta jotota thanda thakar kotha totota nei. ki jani winter cholei gelo bodhoy. bhebei mejaj-tejaj kharap hoye gelo. “ekkhuni cha chai amar” bole dumdumiye rannaghore dhuke chayer jol bosate giye dekhi, samner bNaadiker burner-ta jwolchhe.

Sei je sokale cha korechhilam, tarpor nebhate bhule gechhi. saradin phNaka baRite gas jwolechhe. aponmone. dhiki dhiki.

Byaparta abishkar kore amar abosthata kirokom holo andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. Blood pressure hu  hu kore neme gelo, haat paa kNapte laglo, cha-ta mathay uthhlo, ami konomote fridge-er handle dhore nijeke steady kore bhabte laglam, “ki hoto jodi….?”

Seriously, ki hote parto bolun dekhi? agnikando hoye sara baRi puRe chhai hoye jete parto. diner jaygay raat hole ghumer moddhye baRir sathe sathe amio chhai hoye jete partam. amar visa, passport, voter id card, laptop, madhyamiker marksheet sob chhai hoye jete parto.

Madhyamiker marksheet! puRe chhai! notun kore mathata ghure othhe amar.

Kintu esob kichhui hoyni. bhaloy bhaloy sob rokkha peyechhe. Jiibonbignaner nombor ar ami dujonei bohal tobiyote bNecheborte achhi. Deathclock-er opor amar bhorsa dwiguN hoye gechhe. 

Ar chhotobelar aro ekta golpo mone poRe gechhe, jeta apnader na shuniye chhaRchhi na kichhutei.

Swami-striir bekhappa matchmaking byaparta amader baRite kichhu notun noy. amar baba maayer kotha agei bolechhi, amar thakuma-thakurdao kom bekhappa chhilen na. thakuma lomba, dadu bNete, thakumar bhoye chhelemeyera thorohorikompo, dadur bhoye….well, ahlaade tara jake bole ekebare saaper pNach paa. ekbar rege giye thakuma amar babar naak phatiye diyechhilen, ar dadu chheleke shikhiyechhilen ki kore roj snan kore beriye, chul bheja thakte thakte chirunir pechhondikta diye kayda kore aalto chap dile, chule permanent dheu khelano jay.

Naaker kkhkotochinho ar chuler teri, dutoi ekhono achhe amar babar.

Soja kothay amar thakuma jemon durdanto chhilen, dadu chhilen temni thanda prokritir. matir manush. saap byang bichchhu bhuutpret bojrobidyut sobetei tNar bhoy lagto. chhelemeye bhaat kheye ishkule beriye gelei dadur dushchinta shuru hoto, pothe jodi kichhu hoy? jodi keu bhuliye niye jay? jodi chhoto chhoto paa rastar khola manhole-e dhuke jay? Office theke phire swochokkhe boiyer opor dhule poRa klanto chhelemeyeder na dekha porjonto tNar dushchinta jetona.

Sarajiibon duschinta korar por dadu abosor niye cooperative-er jomi kine Rishray baRi tullen. baRi holo, dorjay iya boRoboRo lohar chhitkini ar janalay iya mota mota lohar shik lagano holo. pachhe dakat poRe. besh kichhudin pore biye hoye ese amar maa office jawar taRay shaanbNadhano kuyotolay paa pichhle poRe gele dadu nijei chheni-hatuRi diye khude khude sejaygata ebRokhebRo kore dilen, jate soda-chhutonto puutrobodhuu pher na achhaR khay.

Sob thikthak-i cholchhilo, jotodin na eke eke paRaprotibeshiider baRite gas-er unun asa shuru holo. amar maa thakumao poromanonde se srote gaa bhasate chailen, kintu dadu bollen, “proshnoi othhena.”

Seki? keno? e kemondhara purushtantrik gaa-joyari? rNadhbo to amra, tomar sordari korte jawar dorkarta ki?

Dadu gombhiir hoye matha neRe bollen, dorkar achhe, jodi agun lage? jodi cylinder phete jay? jodi jwolonto shikha laphiye uthhe shaRir anchol chhNuye phele?

Kichhutei daduke tolano gelona. thakumar sochchar protibad, maayer niirob asommoti, kichhute na. Buchididi ar Rajudadader baRite jokhon jethhima-kakimara mohanonde gas-er aagune kormakaliya rNadhten, moner sukhe knob ghuriye aguner aNch jokhon jemonti chai sim/high korten, amar maa thakuma tokhon gojrate gojrate unune koyla gNujten, praNpoNe hawa diye mohargho aNch jiiye rakhten, ar menu-te roj-i keno bNadhakopir ghonto jigges korle pathorer moto mukh kore bolten, “unune o chhaRa ar kichhu rNadha jayna.”

Raag howar-i kotha. ami hole amaro raag hoto. amar jaygay apni hole apnaro hoto.

Tarpor October maaser ek haalka shiiter majhraate 4 bochhorer amake, maa kannabheja mukhe ghum theke tullen. babar kole chepe baranday beriye dekhlam bagane anek lok. phul sajano khate dadu shuye achhen. mathar kachhe thakuma muurtir moto sthir hoye bose.

Sei amar jiibone prothombar bhor hote dekha.

Shraddho-shanti chuke gele, purohit biday hole, aatmiiyoswojon chole giye baRi phNaka hole thakuma babake nijer ghore deke pathalen. maa agei ghore bose chhilen. khola torongo theke choddo purusher naam porichoy lekha dadur diary, aro nanarokom dorkari kagoj baar kore babar haate dilen thakuma. bollen, “guchhiye rakhis. tor baba anek jotno kore rekhechhilo.”

Tarpor ektu theme, keshe gola porishkar kore niye bollen, “ar kaal sokale gas-er apise giye order diye asis. dobol cylinder. ar bolis jeno bhalo dekhe machine dey, jate aNch komate baRate asubidhe na hoy.”

Ko’maas bade gas-er office theke ami ar baba riksha kore phirlam. amader paayer niche petmota dukhana laal tuktuke cylinder chupti kore shuye roilo.

Ekhon thakuma bolen, “dhur ei gas-er rannay se swad hoy naki? swad hoto amader sei kathhkoylar agune. huhu kore agun jwolbe, dhNoya uthhbe, ar hNaRir bhetor pNathar mangso emon norom hobe je mukhe dile miliye jay. se jaygay toder gas-er agun? chhoh. toder dadu bNeche thakle e khabar mukhe tulte praN beriye jeto manushtar. ahare.”

Byas. ei holo amar golpo. golpo bhalo na mondo, se bicharer daay apnader.


February 15, 2012

১৭০ শব্দ আর ৩ মিনিটে


রাত ১২টা নাগাদ হাতঘড়ির দিকে তাকিয়ে দেখি আসলে মোটে ১১টা বাজে। ভালোই হলো। ফাঁকতালে জীবনটা ১ ঘণ্টা লম্বা হয়ে গেলো। ডেথক্লকের কথামত তার মানে এখন আমার আয়ু ১০৩ বছর ৫৩ দিন ১ ঘণ্টা।


February 14, 2012

St. Valentine-er puNyosmritir uddeshye


Bikel 5:40-er Tarakeshwar local bikhyato chhilo bhiRer jonyo. loke office time bolte shudhu sokalbelatakei bojhay bote, kintu ekdik theke dekhle 5:40-o office time. Office, kachhari, college sob chhuti hoto oi somoy ar pilpiliye jonosrot Howrah station-e dhukto bonyar moto. Train-e boste pawar proshnoi chhilona, ekpaaye dNaRate parlei amra borte jetam. 5:40-er ektai bhalo byapar chhilo je sobar sathe sobar dekha hoye jeto. Bethune-er ami, Presidency-r Sujata, Howrah Girls-er Moumita, Dalhousie theke maa, Alipore theke baba, Dharmatala theke Sarbani-masi, sokolei oi train dhore baRi phirto.


Mahesher Rather melay gele anekta jemon hoy arki. parthokyota shudhu ei je 5:40-er melata roj bikelei bosto ar pNapoRbhaja pawa jetona.



Amader Buchididio phirto oi train dhorei. Dumdum-e baRi howa sotweo Sanjibda roj bikele Buchididike train-e tule dite Howrah station porjonto aasto. Platform-e train dhokamatro Buchididi moroNpoN songram kore, konuiyer gNuto kheye ebong diye, lokjoner paa maRiye ebong nijer paa maRano agrajhyo kore kamray uthhe doshmoNi boiyer bag chhNuRe phele jayga dokhol korto ar tarpor dorjay phire ese platform-e dNaRano Sanjibdar sathe gujguj phusphus kore kisob golpo korto. jotokkhoN na train chhaRe.


Bolai bahulyo byaparta joto sohoje borNona korlam toto sohoj chhilona. sei dorja diye prochondo bege chhute ese mohila jatriira uthhten, jhalmuRiwalara uthhto, emonki chuler clip-walarao baad jetona. sobtheke aschorjer byapar holo je oi dombondho bhiRer moddhye abar se clip bikrio hoto. se jai hok, era sokole Buchididike kromagoto dhakka diye jeto abar kotha shonateo chhaRto na. Musumbi-wala bolto, “didi dorjata ektu chheRe dNaRalei to paren. dekhchhen to public-er asubidhe hochchhe.” maa maasira mukh bNekiye bolten, “ajkalkar meye, nijertuku chhaRa ar kichhu bujhle to. swarthoporer jhaaR sob.”


Buchididi bolto, “hingse hingse, sob hingse. nijeder jiibone premer 'p' nei kina, tai anyo keu prem korchhe dekhle gaa jwala kore.”


Amake jate e apobad keu dite na paren, setai amar ajker post likhte bosar prodhan karoN.


Bhebechhilam premer golpo shonabo apnader. Filmi golpo noy, sotyi jiibon theke toka sotyi premer mishti golpo. jerokom golpo shunlei jader prem nei tader buk chire diirghoni:shwas beroy ar songsarer jNatakole peshai hoye jawa majhboyosi dompotir abar notun kore prem korte ichchhe kore.


Ki bolbo apnader, khNuje pete, jhheRe bechhe, ekta paate dewar moto premer golpo pawa gelo na. joghonyo.


“Ekkhana bhalo dekhe prem dekha dekhi?” chepe dhorte Banti matha-tatha chulke jegulo dekhalo, segulo hoy Chat-bakshe prem, noyto SMS-e. du charte mon-bholano kotha, “seki Y2K tomaro priyo cinema? amaro!! uff amader ki mil just bhabo ekbar!!” marka ghisipiti songlap, byas. khela shesh. kichhudin baade inbox-e paalki choRa kone bouyer chhobi scan kora nemontonnopotro. “December-e biye korchhi. tokhon jodi baRi jas tobe asis.” Romance koi, rohosyo koi, harai-harai bhab koi, ashanirashar duluni koi, somosto protikuulota durmush kore last scene-e premer joypataka oRanor climax koi?


Ami khub-i hotash. premik premikara, boltei hochchhe, apnader kachh theke amar arektu beshi protyasha chhilo. Seriously.


Dekhechhen, abar kichhu lok “angur phol tok” bole mukhchapa diye haste legechhe. achchha mushkil. ami shudhu bolte chaichhi je prem jodi oto bhalo byapar-i hobe, tobe ekhono eto loke sombondho patiye biye korchhe keno? aneke to premer pothe ghure ese abar shing bhenge patropatrii khNujte bignapon dichchhe kagoje. Vacancy dekhe application dichchhe, nichchhe.*


Bastobbuddhite bhorpur golay bolchhe, “Sonadidi, after all eta real life. ekhane abeger jayga nei. sobdik dekheshune jeta bhalo setakei bachhte hobe. ”


Tar mane ki prem unreal? songsar-morubhuumite moriichika? jiibonsomudrer bhutuRe lighthouse? Hormone-er liilakhela?


Ami janina, janteo chaina. ami chai amar kachhe premer mohima atol thakuk, premer mohanjon amake chirodiner moto andho kore rakhuk, megh dekhlei sthan-kaal-patro nirbisheshe birohii jokkher kotha mone poRak, pothe cholte cholte Christian Bale-er chhobite achomka chokh poRlei buker moddhye notun kore jontroNar shuul bNedhak.


Roddure bhese jawa shohorer rastay bishwochorachor bhule, porospore mogno hoye, haate haat dhore hNete jawa premik-premikader dekhe ami jeno sarajiibon hingsey jwolepuRe morte pari.


Happy Valentine’s Day.



*Saafai: bolai bahulyo sombondho kore biye korar pokkhe bipokkhe amar kono motamot nei. {thakleo seta ekhane prokash korchhi na. (eta yarki.)} amar pochhonder guchchho guchchho lok sombondho kore biye korechhen, prem kore biye korechhen, prem katiye diye sombondho kore biye korechhen, sombondho kore biye korar por prem korechhen, tao abar porpurush/mohilar sathe. kajei apni kibhabe biye korlen/korben seta niye ami apnake motei judge korbo na. Y2K na dekhe thakle korteo pari aboshyo. (eta yaarki noy.)

February 13, 2012

Tinti din o ekti sokaler upakhyan


9th February, Brihaspatibar
Sondhyebela office theke phire: Sofar opor bag eliye poRe, laptop ekhono adhora, ekta chhotto notebook-er opor somosto monojog joRo kore Kuntala (upakhyaner nayika) shike chhNiRe pawa 3 diner lomba soptahanter koroNiiyo kaajer talika banachchhe. juddhokaliin totporotay.
1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev. Finish it.
2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata, every evening. Without fail.
3. BaRi porishkar.
4. Ranna. Chicken curry (protein-er jonyo), machher jhol (Omega 3 fatty acid), musur dal (fibre). No pizza.
5. Rewaj. roj 1 ghonta.
6. Abantor-er jonyo notun post bhaba.

10th February, Shukrabar
Sokal 9:30: bichhana chheRe uthhechhi sobe. ekhon ‘Downward Dog’ hote gele saradiner routine pondo. proshnoi nei. tachhaRa amar desk-er softboard-e ekta quotation sNata achhe. However, if you do miss once, or twice or three times, don’t give up. kajei chinta nei. kaal-porshu hobe’khon.
Bela 11:00: Video chat cholchhe purodome. mamato boner biyete kon maasi ki gift dichchhen, mohargho mangalsuutro naki nomonomo kaner dul, khNojkhobor nichchhi. Chat sere uthhei poRte bosbo.
Raat 11:00: ei ghore dhuklam. dupure khete jawa hoyechhilo, tarpor nodir dhare frisbee. otakei ajker moto ‘exercise’ bole dhore nite hobe. sondhyebela ‘Taboo’ te Bantir team-ke hariye bhuut korechhi. ager soptaher protishodh koRay gonday. dyakh kemon lage. kaal poRte bosbo. bosboi.

11th February, Shanibar:
Sokal 8:47: jah, ajkeo ghum bhangte deri hoye gelo. Yoga cancel. notun to do list:
1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev? Finish it.
2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata. sondhyebela. WITHOUT FAIL.
3. BaRi porishkar.
4. Ranna. Chicken curry (protein), machher jhol (Omega 3), musur dal (fibre). No pizza.
5. Rewaj. sondhyebela 1 ghonta. bhaloi hobe poRa theke break newa hoye jabe.
6. Abantor-er jonyo notun post bhaba. ghumote jawar age. poRashuno hoye gele.
Bela 11:00: Abantorer jonyo post-tai borong ekhon bhebe rakhi. raat jege poRa jabe. nipat nirjhonjhat. mon bosbe bhalo.
Dupur 1:00: Banti phone korechhilo. ‘Hugo’ dekhte jawar kothe hochchhe. ota ebar Oscar pachchhei. ei bela dekhe rakha bhalo. kobe chole jabe. tokhon abar 15 inchi monitor-e dekhte hobe. manei hoyna. gaanta hobena. poRata raat jege tene debo.

12th February, Rabibar
Sokal 7:30: mukhta teto hoye achhe. bishwas hochchhena weekend-ta mote ekdine ese theklo. jai hok, ekhono 24 ghonta achhe. dombondho kore kaaje lagle ekhono asadhyo sadhon sombhob.
Bela 9:05: Yoga cholchhe. saradiner haaRbhanga porishromer prostuti hisebe. shunechhi Downward Dog dedication baRay.

Bela 11:30: sobe video chat sere uthhlam. ke jeno bolechhilo manobik somporkogulo rokkha kora paper lekhar theke beshi joruri? somporko rokkha korte giye edike maake khamoka mukh jhamta diye phellam. amar dosh nei. kNahatok ar ek kotha sojhyo kora jay. sondhyebela phone kore sorry bolte hobe.
Dupur 1:00: ei etokkhoNe baRi porishkar kore snan sere berolam. keno amake eto kaaj korte hoy bhogoban, bhallage na. ekhon rannar scene-i nei. Donatos-er coupon-gulo abar kothay gelo. joghonyo.
Bikel 3:00: Abantorer jonyo ki likhbo kichhu mathay aschhe na. uffff. keno amake ektu protibha dile na bhogoban? boslei jate fosfos kore likhe phelte partam. keno morte blog lekha shuru korechhilam at all ke jane. ufff. asojhyo.
Sondhye 6:30: Tension-e pagol pagol lagchhe. kichchhu kaaj holo na 3 dine. keno ami cinema dekhte gelam, hotobhaga Bantir kothay bhule keno ami baire khete gelam. keno ami eto boka ar durbol ar akkhom ar asohay, keno bhogoban, keno keno keno…
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Bichhanay shuye ceiling-er dike cheye achhi thhay. bhoye, hotashay, anutape duchokher pata ek hochchhena. kaal abar office. kanna pachchhe. uff, keno amake arektu dedication daoni bhogoban? keno ar ektu motivation daoni? ki labh erokom ‘failure’ hoye bNeche theke? oder sobar sobkichhu hoye gelo amar keno holo na bhogoban? kobe hobe? hobe ki adou? raat ekhon kota ke jane.

13th February, Sombar
Sokal 6:10: arekta notun din. arekta notun soptaho. bhabtei changa lagchhe, shoriire mone notun kore bol pachchhi. Past is past. ajker to do list:
1. Study: Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev. Finish it.
2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata. sondhyebela. Without fail.
3. ........

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O hNya bhalo kotha, Janen ki aj Bishwa Radio Dibos? hNya hNya sei aadyikaler bodyibuRi radio, jate mote tinkhana station dhorto. Kolkata ‘Ka’, ‘Kha’ ar ‘Bibidhabharati’. sokale office jawar somoy Bangla cinemar gaan, ar dupure bhat machher jhol kheye uthhe paan chibote chibote, roddur poyate poyate, chul shukote shukote Bangla Natok. natok shurur aage ghoshok jokhon chhomchhome golay ghoshoNa korten, “shuru hochchhe ajker natok Adrishyo Ashariiri”, ar radio-r bhetore ekta khune gola haha haasi hese uthhto ar kNyaaaaach kore bhutuRe baRir dorjata khule jeto tokhon atiboRo sahosiir-o ghaRer rNoya khaRa hoye uthhte dekhechhi ami. nijer chokhe.
Google Images-e ‘Radio’ search diye dukhana chhobi khNuje pelam internet-e. dekhun to kon chhobita apnader pochhondo hoy. ami konorokom golmale joRate chaina, tai dutoi chhepe dichchhi.




February 10, 2012

Sajuguju


Goto 31 bochhor 2 maase kobar ami thNote lipstick lagiyechhi seta sotyi bolchhi amar mone nei, kintu shesh kobe lagiyechhilam seta sposhto mone achhe.

Aboshyo aro beshi kore mone achhe, sei bikele jar sathe ami Ring Road-e mondakranta chhonde paychari korte beriyechhilam, take. bikeltakeo ekhono chokh na bujei dekhte pai. Bosonter hawa, Amaltaser sobtheke uNchu daaler patay patay dol-khawa roddur, rastar dhare laal ar sada phuler jhop emon joRajoRi kore dNaRiyechhilo je mone hochchhe ektai gachhe duronger phul phutechhe.



Sei laal-sada jhoper samne dNaRiye ami ar se duto gachher alada alada gNuRi khNuje bar korar cheshta chalachchhilam. keno? kenona 21 bochhor boyosii duto loker jodi eke oporer sathe kono kajer kaaj na thake, jemon econometrics-er notes binimoy kingba library-te pashapashi bose ada-nun kheye joint study, tahole tara eisob bokamo korei timepass kore. se jai hok, daalpala soriye gachher gNuRi khNujte giye majhe majhe angule angule chhNoyachhuyi hoye jachchhilo ar protyekbar amar hridpindo bishom khachchhilo. amar shoriirer protiti roktobindu kromosho nishchit hoye uthhchhilo je ayddine, abosheshe, sheshporjonto, finally, he bhogoban, singlehood paattaRi gutochchhe amar jiibon theke.
Emon somoy hothat, bina meghe,
“kichhu mone koris na, toke ei lipstick-er rongta thik suit korchhena.”
Bojropaat. kotha theke doityakriti cumulonimbus meghera ese sonali roddur-toddur sob gile phello, furfure hawatawa nimeshe dhuulor jhoR hoye giye shNoshNo shobde amar sara gaa chul chokh haat paa mukher bhetor porjonto kichkiche dhuuloy bhorti kore dilo. chokher samne sposhto dekhlam laalsada phulgulo druto biborNo hoye jachchhe, Shut Down option-e click korte deri korle monitor-tar jemon dosha hoy, thik serokom. akash phatano bijoyollas chheRe phire ese singlehood abar amar somosto astitwo graas kore phello.
Sei je phello, ar chhaRar naam korchhe na.
Sobtheke kharap jeta holo, ghore phire sei je chokher jol muchhe waste paper basket-e bisorjon dilam, ar konodin praNe dhore lipstick thNote chhNoyanor kotha bhabte parlamna. biyebaRi jete holeo na.
Shibalee, je kina amake sotyi sotyi bhalobase (amio basi khub), golpota shune or bhasabhasa du:khii chokhduto tule bolechhilo, “kono maane hoy?” apnara jNara amake chenen-i na bhalo kore, tNarao nirghat chokh ghuriye thNot bNekiye bolchhen, “kono maane achhe?”
Amio jani nei. kintu keu ke thake jara chorer opor raag kore sotyi sotyi matite bhat khay. kono manei hoyna, tobuo khay. otai tader protishodh.
Lipstick diye shuru hoye byaparta ekhon saajgojer anyo jaygagulokeo chheyeo phelechhe. sNuuch hoye dhuke phal hoye beronor moto. Lipstick, kajol, eye-liner, kaner dul, hater churi, golar haar, sobkichhu niyei amar hNatu kNape. ke jane kemon dekhachche. anyer ange ja sundor, ruchisommoto ar fashionable, amar ultodiker aaynay tai hasyokor. paglamir namantor.
Ekhon ami haal chheRe diyechhi. aphshosh nei ektuo, sotyi sotyi. saajgoj amar dwara hobena, to hobena. prem ar Real Analysis-o to hoyni, tate ki ami more gechhi?
Tai Shibalee jokhon nijer video-ta e-mail-e attach kore pathalo amay, “dekh ki mojar” bole, ami diirghoshwas phellam. drishtihiiner kachhe LCD TV ja, pongur kachhe HarleyDavidson jemon, amar kachheo ei video-ta thik tai. baamoner kachhe chNad.
Tobu ami Abantor-e eta chhepe dichchhi, amar fashion savvy poRuader jonyo. tNara jokhon golay chitrito scarf bichitro kayday pNechiye demaki podokkhepe footpath dhore hNete jaben, tokhon ami poth chheRe diye sore giye abak hoye mone mone bhabbo, “ki sundor dekhachchhe! sotyi loke je koto kichhu pare, bhaba jayna. ”


February 08, 2012

Shudhu jodi


Amar anekdiner saadh je amar ekta alada, nijoswo lekhar ghor thakbe.
Saradiner sheshe, (athoba shurutei, jodi anyo kono rujirutir dhanday na berote hoy) ami se ghore dhuke aaste kore dorja bhejiye debo. baire doorknob theke adrishyo ‘Please Do Not Disturb’ signboard jhulbe. kajer masi janbe didimoNir ghor ekhon jhaRamochha kora cholbe na. ektolay teenage chhele thNote angul diye fisfis kore tar snan na kora, nongra chule jhNuti bNadha, guitar-dharii bondhuke bolbe, “aaste kotha bol, maa opore likhchhe.”
Habijabi jai likhi, ghor thakte to badha nei. Subarnalata jemon bolto, kajer thelay saradine du’dondo giye dNaRabar sujog na hoy nai holo, ta bole baRite ekta dokkhiNer baranda thakbe na? baranda chhaRa baRi je hoyna, hote nei, ei sohoj sotyita tar ghor bastobbuddhisomponno swamiir mathay dhokate gham chhute giyechhilo becharir.
Ami mone mone bishwas kori nariimukti andoloner ekta khub goRar kotha orokom ekta ghor. chhoto hok, dewale distemper thakar dorkar nei, nijer holei cholbe. jokhon tokhon je keu jutoy awaj tule gotmotiye dhuke poRbe na. dhokar aage mridu toka diye jigges korbe, “achho?” uNchu chhad thakbe, table-e nijer pochhondo moto du’charte khataboi thakteo pare, ar jeta thaktei hobe, seta hochchhe ekta janala. jar palladuto h-a-a-a-a-a-a-t kore khola jay.


Jakge, meyeder ghor niye apatoto kotha hochchhena, apatoto kotha hochchhe likhiyeder ghor niye. amar dharoNa jNara lekhen, se tini nari purush bachcha buRo jai honna keno, tNader sobari ekti kore nijoswo lekhar ghorer basona thake. Sunil Ganguly-r ekta lekha poRechhilam, ekbar Americay ese ek Bangali bhodroloker baRite atithi hoyechhilen tini. jhutjhamelahiin majhboyosii dompoti, chhele meye chhilo kina mone nei, thakleo baRite thakena. baRi ghuriye dekhanor por sheshe ekta bondho dorjar samne pNouchhe grihokotrii bollen, “eta onar lekhar ghor.” bolar somoy konthhe sombhrom uchhle uthhlo. dorja khule kobike bhetore niye gelen tini. sadharoN ekta ghor. kintu dekhle desher pujor ghorer kotha mone poRe. janalar dhar ghNeshe ekta sadamata chair-table. table-e notepad, pen. Saraswatiir ekta bNadhano photo. janala beye lotiye uthhechhe ekta aangur gachh. gachhta dekhiye bhodromohila bollen, likhte likhte majhe majhe mathay idea na ele swamii gachh theke ekta duto aangur chhNiRe mukhe phelen. tate naki chinta korte subidhe hoy.
Nah bhodroloker lekha chhapa hoyni kothao. antoto ami apni jesob potrikar pata ultoi segulote hoyni. majhesajhe Tri-State pujor souvenir-e ekta duto golpo beriyechhe hoyto. aj jekhane achhen sekhane pNouchhote koto kothhor songramer moddhye diye jete hoyechhe, sei kothai hoyto likhechhen ghuriyephiriye. tobu amar mone hoyna se niye tNar mone kono du:kho achhe. After all, nijer jonyo emon ekta jiibon toiri korte perechhen tini jekhane tNar ekta lekhar ghor achhe. ghorer pashe janala achhe. je janala diye haat baRiye angur chhNiRe mukhe pora jay, likhte likhte. ar ki chai?
Lekhar ghor sobsomoy je erokom rajosik hote hobe tar kono mane nei. American manicured mofoswol howar dorkar nei, Bandel-er bhaRabaRi holeo cholbe. biye thik howar somoyei shunechhilam, amar bondhur shwosurmoshai lekhok. anekdin dhorei bibhinno little magazine, office potrika, sthaniiyo kagoje lekha chhapa hoy tNar. idaning Chayanika prokashonii theke chhotogolper ekta songkolon porjonto beriyechhe. sebar baRi giye Swatir sathe dekha korte gechhilam or shwosurbaRite. kakimar bhiishoN jotno kore nijer haate banano chilli chicken ar chowmein kheye dotolay jachchhi bondhur showar ghore, sNiRir tolay dekhi ekta bondho dorja. amar drishti anusoroN kore Swati bollo, “okhane baba lekhen. jotokkhoN thaken kauke dhukte denna, bolen ota naki onar bonobaas. ”
Amaro ekta orokom bonobaaser moto ghor chai. je ghore khai shui uthhi bosi YouTube dekhi, se ghore bose ki lekha jay? apnarai bolun? ar likhleo se lekha utrobei ba ki kore? rojkar ei jemontemon prolap na hoy holo, apnarao na hoy bhalobese, maya kore poRlen, kintu ekdin na ekdin to amake sei uponyasta likhte hobe? uttejonay thasa, ghotona durghotonar ghonoghotay chhoylap, roktomangser moto jiibonto choritroder parosporik tanapoRen, ar sheshdrishye nokh-kamRano uttejonay ruddhoshwas jobonikapaat-wala amar sei masterpiece-ta? tokhon?


Erokom ekta ghor ar orokom ekta janala jodi thakto amar, tahole amio kobei…

February 07, 2012

Keywords: Saaloksongshlesh, soup


Amar ghor sondeho hochche je amar ekta kono bhari golmele asukh korechhe.

Hasben na Please. Bantir moto thNot muchke, chokh motke “Hypochondriac banan koro to dekhi Kuntaladi?” jignasao korben na. ekhon apnader byangobidruuper tarif korar moto abosthay nei ami.

Bodole jodi doyalu mukh kore pithhe haat rekhe jante chan erokom sondeho howar karoN ki, tobe se proshner uttor dite raji achhi. karoNta hochchhe, chhotobelay ke jeno sujog peye gnan diyechhilo je jwor naki rog noy, roger uposorgo matro. arthat kina jwor hole bujhte hobe anyo kichhu ekta gol bedhechhe kothao, shoriirer abhyontore, tar-i jere kopaler taap choRchoRiye baRchhe, naakkaan diye holka berochchhe, khali khali mone hochchhe lepmuRi diye shuye poRi.

Sotyomithye bicharer bhar kaar janina, amar noy. ami kichhu janina. Biology boi dekhle amar tokhono kanna peto, ekhono paay. dekhar dorkar hoyna, mone poRai jotheshto. je boiyer prothom chapter-er naam “Saaloksongshlesh o Shwason” tar sathe ami jiibonbhor konorokom somporko rakhte chaina.
Layman hisebe etuku shudhu bolte pari, na jene kono kichhukei uRiye dewa thik noy. bola jayna hoteo to pare? amra ar kototukui ba jani bolun? Science-i ba kototuku jane? hoyto sotyi khater tolay juju achhe, hoyto sotyi ChNader ulto pithhtay jetay ekhono karo paa poReni sekhane pakachulo ekta buRi bose bose chorka katchhe, hoyto sotyi Himalayer kono khNajer aRale ekta chhotto bachcha Yeti ekla bose snowman banachche. hoyto apnar moto ekta khelar songii jutle tar bhoyanok anondo hobe?


Hoyto sotyisotyi jwor shudhu jwor noy, anyo kono gobhiir asukher barta?

Nah, baire theke kichhu bojha jachchhe na. jeta jekhane jerokom thakar kotha serokomtai achhe amar. khNyada naak naker jaygay, kutkute chokh chokher jaygay, gaalbhorti broNor daaggulo-o gune gune protyeke class-e esechhe. kebol mathar chul uthhe gechhe aro ko’gachha. se uthhukge, o na uthhlei borong chintar kotha.
Atoeb baki roilo bhetorer asukh. jader chokhe dekha jayna. buker opor kaan patle haaporer moto awaj shona jayna. aalto angul buliye shaat shaat bola jayna. fNu dite dite molom lagano jayna. sesob asukh jara ni:shobde, agochore, kure kure jhNajhra kore dey.
Ei boyose shokto byaram badhle ki hobe, amar baba maake ke dekhbe, tNader sompotti kon bhuute lutepute khabe esob bhebe bhebe dushchintay amar nawakhawa mathay uthhechhe.
Aboshyo kothata ektu bhul holo. goto soptahe mowka peye 7-er jaygay 5 din snan korechhi bote, kintu khawa diye se khamti pushiye nichchhi. dedar khachchhi. Soup banate shikhechhi ekrokom nije nijei, fridge-e ja toritorkari achhe sob ketekute saucepan-e teler moddhye dhele di. dubar khunti neRei nun, golmorich, Italian Seasoning (tobei bujhun, apni ki bhabchhilen Kuntala dubela Maggi khay bole gourmet rannabanna janena?) ar jhNakiye jhNakiye khanikta Chicken Boullion Granules (bollam, rannata bhalo) diyei ekbati jol. jol gobgobiye phute uthhle ek khabla Top Ramen tip kore tar moddhye chhNuRe dewa. byas. ranna shesh. ar jodi ekkebare dokaner moto khete chan tahole sheshe dhonepata dite paren. jetake Food Blogger-era garnish bolen. tahole sotyi-i byas. kella phote.


Soja kina? Kuntala blog-e shokto recipe post kore ei apobad keu dite parbena.
Tarporeo ar ektu kaaj baki thake aboshyo. rannaghorer alo nibhiye, heat baRiye, pithher pechhoner balishtake thabRa mere phuliye-phNapiye, tate helan diye du paa samne mele, koler opor laptop-take ador kore bosiye, bNahaater chetor opor soup-er baati bosiye, t-a-a-a-r-p-o-o-r abosheshe daanhaater chamoch diye se soup-e chhotto chhotto chumuk. gorom dhNoya choshmar kNache jome jhapsa YouTube. T-Shirt diye muchhe nilei hobe.

Punoshcho: post-ta shesh kore bujhte parchhi, hoyni. shuru, majhkhan, shesh, konokhantai. kintu sotyi bolchhi amar ar dhoirjo nei. eta sei post-gulor ekta chhilo jeta gotadin dhore khepe khepe, theme theme likhte hoyechhe. joghonyo. ki ar kora. apnara jate raag na koren tai ghush hisebe antime soup niye ekta quotation gNuje dichchhi. jar tar noy, swoyong Beethoven-er.

"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup."

Serechhe.

February 05, 2012

Kushal sangbad


Kemon achhen sobai? ami bhalo achhi, anek. sokoler shubhechchar toRe Flu deshchhaRa, ami pher changa. kotokhani? ekkhuni mathhe neme ekdome 90 minute football khele dewar moto.
Amader Banti abar science-e bishwas kore kina, bollo, “fooh, shubhechchhay abar shoriir sare naki? bokar moto kotha bolona to. serechhe oshudhe. majhrattire thengiye giye CVS theke oshudh ene dilam mone nei? amake kono credit chao na keno boloto kichhutei?”
Bole credit-er apekkhay na theke tar bodole amar baati theke ekkhabla muRi-chanachur tule niye chibote laglo. amlanbodone.
Bujhun abostha. asustho didir jonyo oshudh ene diye abar kritognotar dabi. ekei bole ajkalkar chhele.
Kintu ami jehetu anekkaler, ami bishwas kori shoriir sarate oshudhtai sob noy. Kalidadu aro ek dhap egiye bolten, “oshudhta asole kichhui noy.” nije Homeopathic daktar hoyeo. dadu thakten pasher paRay. jar naam chhilo LiluahpaRa. paRar 90% lok Liluah-r rail- karkhanay kaj korten bole orokom naam. Kalidadur baRite dadu dida chhaRao thakten tNader saat meye, saat jamai, ar noy noy koreo antoto satero jon natinatni.
Amar tokhon protyek soptaher ematha omathay ekbar kore ga-chhNyakchhNyak ar chokh-chholchhol hoto. maayer koRe angul dhore dadur kachhe oshudh nite jetam. khude khude gulir moto oshudh, jotno kore banano sada kagojer puriyay pora. jotokkhoN puriya banano cholto, dadu maayer sathe anorgol kotha bole jeten, dadur saat meye pala kore ese amar gaal tipe jeto, ar ami ashesh birokti mone chepe ghaR uNchu kore dewale tangano kalo frame-e bNadhano mohapurushder chhobi dekhe timepass kortam.
Gandhiji, Nehru, Netaji, Bibekananda, Shyamaprasad, Ashutosh, Deshbandhu, Matangini Hajra, Moulana Azad, Vallabhbhai Patel, Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan. sobai dewal theke kotmotiye cheye thakten amar dike. dadu puronoponthii manush chhilen, bishwas korten bonsai bNashgachh kingba kNathastitch-er Ganesher theke mohapurushder chhobi grihosojjar upokoroN hisebe beshi kajer. ghor sajano-o holo, choritrogothon-o.
Puriya haate dhoriye dadu alpo jhNuke amake jigges korten, “ki korle bhalo hoye jabe bolo dekhi dadumoni?” bole amar uttorer apekkha na korei bolten, “gorom gorom jinispotro khabe, ice cream khawar bayna korbe na, mon diye poRashona korbe ar baba maayer kotha akkhore akkhore mene cholbe.”
Shoriir sarbe jokhon tar sarar ichchhe hobe tokhon. oshudh kheleo, na kheleo.
Ei jemon amar sere gelo. apnader comment poRlam, e-mail dekhlam, ar Shampar kothamoto anek anek fluids goladho:koroN korlam. cha, coffee, H2O, tyaltele Maggi. shoriir baap baap bole bhalo hoye gelo.
Tobe gurujonera bolen sobkichhu naki soiye soiye kora bhalo, kajei ekkhuni shoriirer opor beshi jobordosti kora thik hobena. aj ei phNakibaji post-ta likhlam, purodome baje kotha kalporshu theke shuru korbo, hNya? somoy to achhe adhel. amio achhi, apnarao achhen jani.
Dekha hobe, ta ta.

 
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