February 28, 2012

Facebook: Moshtishko Prokkhalan Jontro



Amar boRo saadh, Abantor-e ekta FAQ bibhag kholar. bikhyato blogger-der koto loke koto kotha jigges kore. ki khan, ki poren, kon cameray chhobi tolen, sei camera-ta amake bikkiri korben kina, posha beRaler naam ‘Billi’ rekhechhen keno, blog kholar pechhoner itihas o inspiration kii, proshner ar anto nei baapre. tao jodi proshnogulo arektu moulik hoto. lokkhobar ek-i proshner uttor dite dite klanto blogger sheshmesh ekkhana aasto FAQ page-i khule diyechhen, jate karo mone kono proshno udoy hole prothome sekhane giye dekhe nite pare, already sei proshner uttor dewa hoye gechhe kina.

Amake etosob jhamela poyate hoyni karoN amake keu kono proshno kore na. koreni konodin. keno ke jane. bhoy pay bodhoy. anekdin holo andaj korechhi, amar chokhemukhe kemon ekta byaktitwer bhabgombhiir chhaya achhe. haabebhabe kothao ekta aporichoyer durlonghyo prachiir, jeta periye coaching class-er bhalo dekhte chhelera amar dharekachhe ghNeshar sahos petona kokhono. duure duure thakto, emon bhab dekhato jeno pattai dichchhena.

Bhalo, ektu bhoy peye thakai bhalo. nahole ekebare gaye poRe jiibon atishthho kore tulbe.

Jodio jani khyatir baro aanai biRombona, ta sotweo majhe majhe khyatonama hote ichchhe kore to bolun? mone hoy aha jodi amake ghire sobbar anek proshno thakto, tobe amio khub birokto mukhe bolte partam, “achchha baba achchha, Abantor-e ekta FAQ page khule rekhechhi, sekhane giye ki jante chao jene nao, amake ar jwaliyo na.”


KNaduni shune Banti santwona diye bollo, “tumio jemon Kuntaladi, lokjoner kheyedeye kaaj nei je proshno korbe? Incentive-ta ki? ora sob nijerai baniye baniye proshnottor likhe pata bhoray. Shubho Mahurat-e dekhiyechhilo mone nei?”

Incentive-er kothata tolay khanikta nimraji hoyeo amake mene nite holo je FAQ byaparta sotyi sondehojonok. Dollar na dile ajkal loke Tom Cruise-ke dekhteo bhiR jomay na, tao abar Bharatbarsher moto deshe jekhane Hollywood-er naame sobai dugraas bhat beshi khay, se jaygay internet-er hNejipeji tarokader posha beRaler naamer maane jigges korata ektu koshtokolpona shonachchhe bote.

Khushi hoye giye Bantike emni emni-i ek cup cha kore khaiye dilam. chheletar monta bhalo.

Bhebe dekhlam, sot-pothe theke FAQ page khulte gele amar se page-e mote dukhana proshnoi thakbe.

Ek, biye korchhis na keno?

Dui, Facebook-e nei keno?

Byaktitwer durlonghyo prachiir-trachiirer toyakka na korei koto loke je e duto proshno kore amake utyokto korchhe roj sokal bikel, ki ar bolbo. prothom proshnotar uttor joler moto soja. proshnokorta mone mone ja bhebechhen, thik sei jonyo. dwitiiyo proshnota dekhte niriiho holeo aasole jotil. uttor dewar age tai kinchit buddhi khoroch korte hoy. sadharoNoto ami je uttorta di seta holo,

“Boss, kotha bolar lok kichhu borong komle bNachi. Facebook hNatke lok khNuje baar kore goppo korte bosar moto matha kharap hoyni amar. “

Jeta bolina seta hochchhe, bhiRer majhe alada howar ar kono poth jana nei amar, Facebook na join kora chhaRa. sobai Facebook-e achhe, tai ami Facebook-e nei. ami hochchhi sei bokapNatha jake sobai moshkora kore dake TCFF (Too cool for FacebooK).

Tobe idaning ei duto ukto-anukto karoN chhaRao arekta karoN jogaR hoyechhe. ebar theke setai bolbo bhabchhi.

E karoN jogaRer muuleo Banti. sedin amake email-e ekta chhobi pathhiyechhe. chhobir niche abar ekkhana chokh motkano ga-jwalano smiley juRe diye. eto hasahasir karoN chhobir subject-er sathe amar eksomoy besh khatir chhilo. somoye se khatir dhuyemuchhe gechhe, ekhkon jogajogtukuo nei. 

Bantir dosh nei. hasi pawar-i kotha. je loker paayer tolay bose ami jiibone prothombar Bob Dylan shunechhilam, Hegemony ar Subversive marka shobdo diye bakyorochona korte shikhechhilam, ekbar hujuge neche 5 bhor 4 ter somoy dNaat na mejei, hawai choti porei Dilli theke Jaipur porjonto chole gechhilam, tini ki bole Fedora tupi pore ghaR bNekiye anonter dike udas drishti mele profile pic tullen, bhabtei amar Notwo-Shotwo sob guliye jachchhe.

Byapar dekhe Bantir account theke ami aro chena lokjon khNuje baar korte shuru korlam. purono bondhu, adhora prem, lotay patay aatmiiyo-swojon. sokolei amar priyojon, majhemoddhye eder sokoler sathei amar duto kotha bolte ichchhe kore, somoy katanor kotha mone hoy. Facebook-e tader account-e dhuke dekhlam, sei je Sukumar Ray jemon likhe gechhen, sakkhate era sobai amar adure Gopal, Facebook-e ekebare Nrisingho Abotar. Times Square-er alo jholmol bhorsondhyey karo chokhe durmuulyo Wayfarer, keu Rituparno Ghosh-ke bhengchi kata video-r niche sollase ‘like’ mere cholechhen, karo karo sara pata juRe CYA OTTOMG POAHF LSHMBH TTYL LUWAMH :/ >:< ^-^_<(“)*B-|:v|o.O.O.o:42:

Facebook-ke amar ekta jogotjoRa mostishko prokkhalon jontrer moto mone hoy ajkal, jetar bhetor dhuke sobai anyorokom hoye jay, anyobhashay kotha bole, anyobeshe ghorephere. or bhetor dhukle o jontro je amake diyeo kotokichhu koriye nebe ke jane, tar theke ami borong baire dNaRiye apnader jonyo apekkha kori. Busstop-er chhaunir tolay, chayer dokaner benchite kingba coffeeshop-er godi-aNta sofa settee-te dekha hobe jokhon, tokhon praNbhore golpo kora jabe.  



10 comments:

  1. kothata kharap bolo ni kuntaladi :"mastishko prokkhalon jontro" :):)
    ebong, akta bapar holo bastob jibone je joto berongin, jar jogot jotoi akla, tar fb profile toto rongin ar dekhon soi hoy--hoyto biborno bastob ke bhuliye dite nijer akta rongin virtual self bananor chesta...
    kintu ami fb-nibasi (hya, "nibasi" i, cool bhashay jake bole on fb 24x7) der jonne besh dukkho i bodh kori..nijeke diyei boli: virtual jogot take sajiye guchhiye bosobaser prodhaan karon tai holo chardiker ei bastob ta, tomar jamon kom kotha bolte parle beche jao, amar abar kotha bolar lok na peye dom bondho hoye othe--mane amon lok jara hi-hello ar kejo kothar baireo ami kamon achi jante chaibe..se proyojon metabar i nikrishto-tomo upay hochhe fb!
    tobe hya, tomar kotha prothom shonar somoy porichoy er songei amay janano hoyechilo j "orkut ba fb e nei", ar eta amar akta FAQ o chilo bote :P:P

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    1. Swagata eta amio dekhechhi, je soshoriire joto niriiho, tai Facebook-e oi Nrisingho Abatar effect toto beshi. dekhechho, tomar sathe thik sei aalap hoyei gelo, online holo bote, kintu holo to? kopale aalap howa thakle Facebook-er thakurdao atkate parbena, thik kina?

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  2. fb ke anekta narcissus meets "ji hujur" mone hoy. nijer chobi lagao (bibhinoo jayga ebong pose e) aar saba'r "aha ki bhalo lagchey" gocher comments kurow! tobe manusher social interaction er ekta gap ba requirement puron kore nischoi naholey eto popular hotona.

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    1. Shampa, se to kore nishchoy. ekdik theke dekhle amar ei Abantor lekhao to tai. jyanto manusher sathe kotha bolte bhalo lagena bole ekla bose blog likhi, kintu lekhar pechhoner asol uddeshyota hoyto tomader sathe ekta songjog sthapon kora. blog-er chhutoy bondhutwo patano.

      amar ekhon ektu kemon kharap-i lagchhe post-ta likhe. karo jodi kono video like kore anondo hoy tahole amar tate naak kNuchkonor kichhu nei. ki korbo bolo, swobhab jayna mo'le.

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    2. arre dhur...kharap lagar ki holo. tumi tow nijer opinion diley maatro.

      tachara blog aar fb kintu ek noy. hyan hoyto dutoi jogajog ba songjog er madhyam kintu blog post theke jotota "engage" kora jay, fb'r chobi posting aar ROTFL/LOL theke seta hoyna.

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  3. Khub, khub bhalo likhechhen. Mastishko Prokkhalon jantroi bote. Kimba masquerade party o bolte paren, jekhane manushgulo sab mukhos pore ake aporer sange interact kore. Ami Facebook e achhi, ebong motamuti active-o achhi, tao bolchhi je Facebook er bayirer interaction-i amar dher, dher priyo. Party jemon roj hole bhalo lagena, Facebook eo temni majhe modhye giye LOL-OMG-ROFL-WOW likhe asa jaay... seitai ekmatro communication er madhyom hoye poRle jibon durbisaho hoye uthbe taate sandeho nei.

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    1. Sugata, apni ekmot hochchen dekhe ektu bhorsa pachchhi. amader chatbaksho bNeche thak, ki bolen?

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  4. Ami abar Facebook er khub fan. Agey ek kale Orkut e chilam, tarpor dheere dheere Facebook e chole elam. Amar besh to bhaloi lagey lokjon er chhobi dekhte, katha barta bolte. Amar sei class 6 e school change korbar fole je meye gulor sange praye ar kono contact i chilo na, tader sobai ke Facebook e abar notun kore dekhe byapok laglo! Kon joner notun biye hoyeche, kader abar chhotto chhotto chhana pona hoyeche, ki mojar lagey dekhe :D
    Ami bolchi na face to face kotha bolar ba golpo korar kono bikolpo ache, kintu sei sujog jekhane nei, sekhane social networking er sahajyo nitey ami khushii hobo :)
    PS: Amar sange Arnab er alap hoyechilo Orkut e, tai ami ektu biased achi eder proti ;-)

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    1. jak ekjon pawa gechhe je jorgolay swiikar korechhe je se Facebook fan. Shibalee-o bole or Facebook-e gele mone hoy school-e gechhe. ami nije jete chaina, kintu andaj korte pari je ei byaparta karo kachhe bhalolagar hote pare.

      oh Sayari, tahole to tomar jiibone Orkut-er abodan anoswiikarjo. mantei hobe.

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  5. Ha go, Orkut er (ar arektu boro scale e, social networking er) abodan bishal amar case e. Tai Arnab jokhon majhe majhe Google ke gali daye (karon o Microsoftie) tokhon ami mone koriye dii je ekdin Google er server rai amader chat/message gulo pouche dito :D

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