February 14, 2012

St. Valentine-er puNyosmritir uddeshye


Bikel 5:40-er Tarakeshwar local bikhyato chhilo bhiRer jonyo. loke office time bolte shudhu sokalbelatakei bojhay bote, kintu ekdik theke dekhle 5:40-o office time. Office, kachhari, college sob chhuti hoto oi somoy ar pilpiliye jonosrot Howrah station-e dhukto bonyar moto. Train-e boste pawar proshnoi chhilona, ekpaaye dNaRate parlei amra borte jetam. 5:40-er ektai bhalo byapar chhilo je sobar sathe sobar dekha hoye jeto. Bethune-er ami, Presidency-r Sujata, Howrah Girls-er Moumita, Dalhousie theke maa, Alipore theke baba, Dharmatala theke Sarbani-masi, sokolei oi train dhore baRi phirto.


Mahesher Rather melay gele anekta jemon hoy arki. parthokyota shudhu ei je 5:40-er melata roj bikelei bosto ar pNapoRbhaja pawa jetona.



Amader Buchididio phirto oi train dhorei. Dumdum-e baRi howa sotweo Sanjibda roj bikele Buchididike train-e tule dite Howrah station porjonto aasto. Platform-e train dhokamatro Buchididi moroNpoN songram kore, konuiyer gNuto kheye ebong diye, lokjoner paa maRiye ebong nijer paa maRano agrajhyo kore kamray uthhe doshmoNi boiyer bag chhNuRe phele jayga dokhol korto ar tarpor dorjay phire ese platform-e dNaRano Sanjibdar sathe gujguj phusphus kore kisob golpo korto. jotokkhoN na train chhaRe.


Bolai bahulyo byaparta joto sohoje borNona korlam toto sohoj chhilona. sei dorja diye prochondo bege chhute ese mohila jatriira uthhten, jhalmuRiwalara uthhto, emonki chuler clip-walarao baad jetona. sobtheke aschorjer byapar holo je oi dombondho bhiRer moddhye abar se clip bikrio hoto. se jai hok, era sokole Buchididike kromagoto dhakka diye jeto abar kotha shonateo chhaRto na. Musumbi-wala bolto, “didi dorjata ektu chheRe dNaRalei to paren. dekhchhen to public-er asubidhe hochchhe.” maa maasira mukh bNekiye bolten, “ajkalkar meye, nijertuku chhaRa ar kichhu bujhle to. swarthoporer jhaaR sob.”


Buchididi bolto, “hingse hingse, sob hingse. nijeder jiibone premer 'p' nei kina, tai anyo keu prem korchhe dekhle gaa jwala kore.”


Amake jate e apobad keu dite na paren, setai amar ajker post likhte bosar prodhan karoN.


Bhebechhilam premer golpo shonabo apnader. Filmi golpo noy, sotyi jiibon theke toka sotyi premer mishti golpo. jerokom golpo shunlei jader prem nei tader buk chire diirghoni:shwas beroy ar songsarer jNatakole peshai hoye jawa majhboyosi dompotir abar notun kore prem korte ichchhe kore.


Ki bolbo apnader, khNuje pete, jhheRe bechhe, ekta paate dewar moto premer golpo pawa gelo na. joghonyo.


“Ekkhana bhalo dekhe prem dekha dekhi?” chepe dhorte Banti matha-tatha chulke jegulo dekhalo, segulo hoy Chat-bakshe prem, noyto SMS-e. du charte mon-bholano kotha, “seki Y2K tomaro priyo cinema? amaro!! uff amader ki mil just bhabo ekbar!!” marka ghisipiti songlap, byas. khela shesh. kichhudin baade inbox-e paalki choRa kone bouyer chhobi scan kora nemontonnopotro. “December-e biye korchhi. tokhon jodi baRi jas tobe asis.” Romance koi, rohosyo koi, harai-harai bhab koi, ashanirashar duluni koi, somosto protikuulota durmush kore last scene-e premer joypataka oRanor climax koi?


Ami khub-i hotash. premik premikara, boltei hochchhe, apnader kachh theke amar arektu beshi protyasha chhilo. Seriously.


Dekhechhen, abar kichhu lok “angur phol tok” bole mukhchapa diye haste legechhe. achchha mushkil. ami shudhu bolte chaichhi je prem jodi oto bhalo byapar-i hobe, tobe ekhono eto loke sombondho patiye biye korchhe keno? aneke to premer pothe ghure ese abar shing bhenge patropatrii khNujte bignapon dichchhe kagoje. Vacancy dekhe application dichchhe, nichchhe.*


Bastobbuddhite bhorpur golay bolchhe, “Sonadidi, after all eta real life. ekhane abeger jayga nei. sobdik dekheshune jeta bhalo setakei bachhte hobe. ”


Tar mane ki prem unreal? songsar-morubhuumite moriichika? jiibonsomudrer bhutuRe lighthouse? Hormone-er liilakhela?


Ami janina, janteo chaina. ami chai amar kachhe premer mohima atol thakuk, premer mohanjon amake chirodiner moto andho kore rakhuk, megh dekhlei sthan-kaal-patro nirbisheshe birohii jokkher kotha mone poRak, pothe cholte cholte Christian Bale-er chhobite achomka chokh poRlei buker moddhye notun kore jontroNar shuul bNedhak.


Roddure bhese jawa shohorer rastay bishwochorachor bhule, porospore mogno hoye, haate haat dhore hNete jawa premik-premikader dekhe ami jeno sarajiibon hingsey jwolepuRe morte pari.


Happy Valentine’s Day.



*Saafai: bolai bahulyo sombondho kore biye korar pokkhe bipokkhe amar kono motamot nei. {thakleo seta ekhane prokash korchhi na. (eta yarki.)} amar pochhonder guchchho guchchho lok sombondho kore biye korechhen, prem kore biye korechhen, prem katiye diye sombondho kore biye korechhen, sombondho kore biye korar por prem korechhen, tao abar porpurush/mohilar sathe. kajei apni kibhabe biye korlen/korben seta niye ami apnake motei judge korbo na. Y2K na dekhe thakle korteo pari aboshyo. (eta yaarki noy.)

11 comments:

  1. Happy Valentines Day tomake :-)

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  2. bohudeen bade abar abantor khulte perechhi.. oneek purono bondhur sathe abar dekha howar moto feeling ekta besh.. bhalo achho to?
    V-day amar jibone konodin i khub ekta significant chhilo na. Dil to pagal hai dekhe ei dine nijer jonyo gift kenar o du ekbar chesta kore dekhechhilum.. boddo boka-boka and imposed legechhe.. so ekhon cool hoe rastar nana landmark e red rose, heart, card nie dariye thaka sweet sweet chehara der dekhei moja pai..

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    1. Sohiniiiiiiii, kemon achho? sotyi anekdin bade dekha holo. ami dibbi achhi. tumi kemon achho? tomar swami konya sob kemon achhen?

      eta ekta boyoser byapar bodhoy jano. amaro eksomoy khub boka boka lagto. ekhon mone hoy jar ja bhalolage koruk na, amar lyaje paa na poRlei holo. hoyto sotyi sotyi premik-premikader beshi prem paay edintay. jemon Mother's Day te ami cheshta koreo maayer sathe jhogRa badhate parina. tachhaRa prem-i to celebrate korchhe, hatahati to korchhena. kajei chalta hai.

      sotyi khushi hoyechhi tomar comment peye. Take care.

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  3. Lekhata khub-i sundor hoyechhe. Tobe ami nijer abhigyota theke eta bolte pari je prem ni:sondehe real, kintu "prothom dorshone prem" ta real noy. Prem ekta besh gobhiir byapar, jeta anek din dhore dhire dhire dujon dujonke chenar fole hoy, ebong seta Y2K dekhar ba Kishore Kumar pachhondo korar theke beshi subtle mil-er opor nirbhor kore. Ei chenar, orthat preme poRar byaparta biyer aageo jatota howa sambhab, biyer poreo kintu tatotai howa sambhab. Abar arranged marriage thik howar por biyer aage obdhi je samayta taateo howa soman sambhab (jodio "arranged love marriage" kathatay amar ghor apotti achhe). Kajei apni-ami jader dekhe jolepure morchhi tara moner mil bujhe meet korechhilo, naki khaborer kagoj dekhe, se proshnota ekta samayer por abantor hoye poRe. Prem jodi hobar hoy, se je kono bhabe hobei.

    Apnakeo Happy Valentine's Day. Holoi ba ektu deri... Californiatei ekhono 14 tarikh furoyni.

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    1. Sugata, thank you thank you. nah prothom dorshone premta amaro sondeho, too good to be true. ami aswiikar korchhina ektuo je biyer pore prem hotei pare, kintu na holeo kichhu korar nei arki. antoto ekkale chhilo na. tobe hole nothing like it.

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  4. ebochar valentine's day'r bhalo khobor holo je bharatiyo sanskriti ebong oitijhyo'r dhwaja dhari je shob political parties achen like shiv sena/ram sene etc tnara janiyechen je
    tnara V day boycott ba card/phul er dokan loot maar korchen na.

    mone hochhe tader cadre rao preme porchen :-))))

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    1. are ki bolchho Shampa, kaalkei ami ekta chhobi dekhlam Net-e. kothay jeno dujon premik-premikake eke oporer kaan dhoriye othhbos koriyechhe deshe. pashe abar ekjon pulish dNaRiye dNaat baar kore haschhe. lokjoner haate prochur somoy kintu.

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  5. ek bandhabi'r kache theke ei pulish er byapar e shunechilam je oder shohore ek premik premika ke park er benchi te ektu kachha-kachhi bosha dekhe pulish ta dnaat keliye jiggesh korechilo "ei, aap log bhai behen hai kya, paas paas baitha hai"....tate ora boley "hum log bhai behen nehi hain, lekin humko park mein paas paas baithne dega tow shayad future mein ek bhai-behen set aa sakta hain!

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  6. ami bindas achi kuntala, swami- konyao bindas... ha ha ha.. oi couple er besh guts achhe j pulish dekhe na ghabriye eirom potapot jobab!!

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