February 20, 2012

Sajar moja


Sobai bole nijer baRite karo biye thik howar moto moja naki ar kichhute nei. theme thaka nagardolar sobtheke uNchu bakshotay bose nicher baksher lokjonder dike kripar drishtite cheye paa dolanoy na, sondhyebela andhokar baranday ghapti mere bose telebhaja sNatate sNatate rasta diye ‘coachin’ theke phera premik-premikar premalape aaRi patay na, Abantor-e achena pathoker rekhe jawa prothom comment poRateo na.

chena pathokera rege giye comment kora bondho korben na tai bole, ota bolar jonyo bola, ami jani old IS gold.

Ami janina kader baRite biye thik hole eto moja hoy, jader hoy tader baRitei nirghat chayer joler sathei dudh diye raamphota phutiye cha-o banano hoy, kintu amader baRite karo biye thik hole mojar cheye saja kichhu kom hoyna.

Ek minute! ei sujoge Bangla sahitye apnar butpottir douRta porokh kore newa jak.

saja kothatar anekrokom mane hoy dictionary-te, tar-i ekta niye amader karbar.

Kaar ukti? (Hint: boktar bhalo naamer adyokkhor P, daak naamer adyokkhor F, podobii shuru hoy M diye, ar tini amar jiiboner protthhom prem. adhora, bolai bahulyo.)

Jai hok, aj jehetu amar mejaj kharap, sokal theke mukhta akaroNe er moto hoye achhe, theke theke mone hochchhe haater kachhe pai to hotobhaga Bantir dukan mule ektu moner sukh kori, aj jehetu amar jiiboner motto “Think Negative”, tai aj ami apnader kachhe biyebaRir sajar kotha shonate chai. mojar bodole.

HNya hNya amader baRir biye, apnader baRite biye hole je Doler melar moto moja hoy se niye amar kono sondeho nei. (akhadyo cha niyeo na.)

Bishoyta niye toliye bhabte bose sei puraton sotyota notun kore upolobdhi korlam, byashti-somoshtir somosyar muul asole ek o abhinno. Bharatbarsher somosto goribi, ashikkha, traffic jam-er muule je byata Nanda Ghosh, amar mamabaRir jekono biye-songkranto jhonjhater muuleo se. Population. jonosonkhya.  
ba jonosonkhyar adhikyo. atyonto baRabaRai rokom.

3 joRa mama-mami, 5 joRa masi-meso, tNader 7 joRa meye-jamai, chhele-chheler bou, tader gota 10-ek chhanapona ar dhuulojhaRa jona 3-ek single bhagyohiin bhagyohiina. jader club-er honorary president ei adhom.

Eder sobaike jodi eksathe khete hoy, boste hoy, uthhte hoy, ektai aayna bhagabhagi kore mukhe powder makhte hoy, ektai mejhete ektai dhhalao bichhana kore ektai gayer chador tanatani kore ghumote hoy, seta moja na saja?

Ami janina, amar likhte giye sob guliye gelo. apnader ki mone hochchhe?

Ar bor aante jawar byapartao to bhulle cholbe na. he bhogoban, bor aante jawa.

Kebolmatro ei special purpose-e bhaRa kora gambat Innova chepe Doloner bor aante ke jabe, chhotomasir boRochhele Tubul na boRomasir chhotonati Bukul, sei niye thandajuddho cholte cholte abosheshe dui masir phonaphuni bondho. sthitabostha apatoto.

Ta bole baki sob hotline khola achhe pray 24X7. maa masi mamira notes melachchhen ghono ghono. biyete ekjon South Silk bhangchhen to anyojon boubhate Baluchori. abar kono dujon jate ek ronger shaRi porar same side na kore bosen se byapareo nojor rakhte hochchhe. Fashion-er loRaiye borpokkher masipisider gohara haranor kasam kheyechhen sobai mile. ta bole se shibireo je choragopta phatol dhoreni erokomta bhabar kono karoN nei. ami ekhan thekei sada patay soi kore dite raji achhi, biyer din “ei ektu dhNaa kore aschhi” bole mejomami sei je hawa hoben, phirben pakka 5 ti ghonta bade, beauty parlour ghure mathar khNopa theke paayer nailpolish porjonto tiptop kore. bakira gojrate gojrate bhabben, “eta to strategy-te chhilona.”

Sejomasi muchki hese bolben, “sei 36 bochhor aage jedin mejobhaiyer jonyo meye pochhondo korte gechhilam, sedin thekei jani e meyer pete pete buddhi gojgoj korchhe.”

Ami esomosto muchki hasi, tokamara songlaper duel miss kore jabo. keu amake jwalaton korbena, “kire tor to sob chul peke gelo” bole, keno biye korchhina se bishoye amar privacy atut thakbe. baRite biye howar negative externality theke ami ebar sompuurNo mukto.

Tobu amar moja hochchhena keno ke jane. khali bose bose bhabchhi, “iss koto na jani hahahihi kore phelchhe sobai, ei bujhi chhotomamar jokes shune sobai hese goRiye poRchhe, oi bujhi Parthodada boRomasike ragachchhe, bolchhe, “masi tomar gurudebke jigges koroto kobe amar biye hobe?”

Ar Dolon? je meyeta raate alo nebhar por leper tolay shuye “bhuter golpo bolo bhuter golpo bolo” bole amar matha kharap kore dito, ghume chokh buje eleo ghumote dito na, se ekgaa goyna pore, jholmole Benarasi pore bhoyanok serious mukh kore singhasone raajraaNiir moto bose achhe?

E drishyota dekhar jonyo jotokhushi saja ami nite raji chhilam, kintu oto moja amar kopale nei, ki ar kora jabe.


 ami ar Dolon 


8 comments:

  1. "jona 3-ek single bhagyohiin bhagyohiina. jader club-er honorary president ei adhom"....hahahahaha haaste haaste pet fete jachhe :-)))
    tobe oi singhashon e bosha aar topor pora aar pniri te ghora...eishob kemon jeno 21st century'r sange khap khay na! besh haasyakar mone hoy!

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  2. are Shampa amio sei bhebei nijeke santwona di je chhya osob singhason, chondon, fuler mala, osob abar ajkal keu kore naki, amar biye hole maa baba emotional blackmail kore amakeo nirghat singhasone choRiyei chhaRten. bhagyis amar biye hoyna.

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  3. Dhutteri... baRi shuddhu lok jakhon amar khurtuto boner biyete moja kore Bokkhali te konejatri gelo bhablum setake bhule thakte Internet e dubiye rakhi nijeke... oma, ekhane ese dekhi apni setake dwigun bhabe mone koriye dilen. Kono maanei hoyna... :(

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    1. ore baba, ekebare tourist place-e biye hoyechhe to apnar boner. bhalo bhalo, porerbar giye ek dhile boner shwosurbaRite kobji dubiye khawa ar beach-bhromoN dutoi hoye jabe.

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  4. Bhison bhison bhalo laglo porte..... r sathe sathe bari chole jete o ichha korchhe.

    tobe bari te biyer kotha uthle e amar mastuto dadar boubhat e sok kore shari porar por pete bolta kamre deoar smrti ton-ton kore uthe........:D :D

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    1. aNya! bolta! tao ekkebare pete!! ki sanghatik Gobechara, biye khete hole kirokom praN haate nite hoy bhabo ekbar. lekhata tomar poRte bhalo legechhe shune jarpornai ahlaadito hoyechhi.

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  5. fatafati likhechho hey.. awsome..

    biyebarir moja to botei.. tar sathe lejur arekta moja kintu somane palla debe biye barir sathe. seta holo totyo sajano.. je kaj ta 2-3 jon max. 2-3 dupur e boshe onayashe namiye felte parto setai ek dojon lok mile hyahya-hihi kore last minute obdhi rudhwoshwash kore tole.

    ar oi mala-chandan-singhashon er bokami oi ekdin bhaloi lagbe. nijeke top important byakti bole mone hobe..

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    1. o hNya totwo. maratmok byapar. amar sajate kharap lagena, maane jara sajay tader kaaj pondo korte kharap lagena, kintu tarpor jokhon amake sei totwo boye niye jete hoy tokhon ar poshay na. tao abar seta jodi mishtir hNaRi hoy, bus-er jhNakunite sei hNaRi theke chNuiye ros shaRite poRe sarasondhye chitpit, joghonyo. ami sejonyo ajkal sobsomoy Kolapuri choti ba Teddy bear-er totwota taak kore thaki, oiduto chhaRa kichu ni na.

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