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sheshporjonto hasita je thakumai hasben ke janto. amar aboshyo ekhon sondeho hochhe thakuma nije janten agagoRai, kebol pete pete rekhechhilen.
khulei boli. amar mathay jokhon uthhe jawar moto chul aboshishto chhilo, tokhon hitoishiira oi shesh ko’gachha bNachiye rakhar jonyo nanabidho upodesh diten. ei jemon lohar koRai-e seddho kora jobafuler ros kingba chhNachi pNeyaj bete mathay mekhe office jawa. athoba roj sokale chule mayonese lepe 10 minute shiirshason.
bhalo kotha shunte amar aj noy, konodin-i bhalo lage na. tai jobaful khNojar bodole ami ‘Health and Personal Care’ aisle-er ghurte gelam. giye mayonese-walader jonyo mon koruNay bhore gelo. thore thore koto award-winning shampoo! Volumizing, invigorating, damage repairing, deep penetrating.
er moddhye amar konta kaje lagbe bhabte bhabtei dekhi ek koNe Indo-Aryan-Mongol-Dravidian stock-er lokeder jonyo special shampoo rakha achhe.
kine ene sokal bikel makhchhi ar bhabchhi tao chul othhe keno, tokkhuni ‘no-poo’ biplober kotha khobore bollo. dhoRibaj company-ra naki etodin shampoo-r naame akothyo chemicals botole bhore bajare chalachchhilo. ote upokar to nei-i, ulte kkhoti. Laboratory-te bistor poriikkhanirikkha kore dekha gechhe bhalo chuler jonyo roj rattire shobar age ghoshe ghoshe mathay narkel tel massage korlei jotheshto.
shune theke bhabchhi tips ta eto chena chena lagchhe keno, abosheshe bus-e bose dhNa kore drishyota mone poRe gelo. khater dhare pa jhuliye bose thakuma mukhe paan purchhen ar koto ki je bole cholechhen. narkel tel.....roj matha bhijiye snan kora...sokal bela khali paaye ghaser opor hNata.....aro kisob hyanatyana. ami hNu-hNa korte korte TV-r channel paltachchhi.
Shampoo songkranto shocking sotyota udghatito howar pore ami khNoj nite shuru korlam. cholte phirte naite khaite, saradin kothay kothay bhul hochchhe, jeta borong agei thik hochchhilo. bachhte giye dekhi gNaa ujaR.
hridoy bNachate sorsher teler bodole vegetable oil dhorechhi, ekhon bolchhe se tele ranna kora ar nijer hate bish tule mukhe pora naki ek-i byapar. mutobar bhoye gorom bhat chheRe shukno ruti chibiye khuNNibritti korchhi sei kobe theke, ekhon shunchhi ote gluten thake, ar gluten thakle gNete baat na theke jabe kothay? robibar sokale norom sada dhobdhobe fulko luchir bodole Multigrain bread-er atyachar soichhi mukh buje, ekhon sobai bolchhe manusher naki grain khawar kothai na.
manusher ki khawar kotha? naki ja kheye Neanderthal-ra ekkale bone jongole dapiye beRiyechhilo, dNatal Mammoth ar bonyo Bison-der mere paat kore manob-samrajyo bistar ghotiyechhilo, seisob free-range jontu-janoyar ar nodiir machh ar gachher fol. bignanira promaN kore diyechhen bNachte hole ‘Caveman Diet’-e phire jawa chhaRa goti nei. Best hoy nije shikar kora shikhe nile.
apnara jNara cholesterol-er bhoye dim chheRechhen ami ar tNader mone korate chaina nijeder paye kuRulta tNara thik koto jore merechhen. ekta somiikkhay emonki eo poshto dekha gechhe ghee-dalda chhaRar por thekei Indian-ra dole dole mota hote shuru korechhe.
dekheshune ami shtir korechhi, jotheshto hoyechhe. ebar theke ami amar ichchhemoto khabodabo shampoo makhbo dieting korbo, ta se ‘scientific studies’-er moter sathe miluk ar nai miluk. ar anek ghater jol kheye ese science jokhon abar akatyo promaN debe je chuler swasthyer jonyo oi sob akothyo chemicals, ar roga howar jonyo niyom kore dubela mishti khawar kono bikolpo nei, tokhon apnara sobai matha chapRaben, ar ami baranday thakumar pashe bose baatibhorti Urea dewa muRi ar mota mota laal batasa khete khete khub hasbo ar bolbo, “amra to sei kobe thekei jantam.”

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  1. besh likhecho :) are roga howar pontha abishkar korte ei site oi site ghure ghure hoddo hoye gelam, kintu kono duto site e ek totthyo pelam na. ki mushkil! tar cheye kom khao, jore jore hNato niyom i khatiye dekhchi, koddur kaaj hoy!

    aar chul? se kotha aar ki bolbo :( sob sada hoye jachche Kuntala di. ki je hobe!

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  2. ha ha ha ha... bhalo laglo pore... ami keno janina eisob niye aaj obdhi matha ghamiye uth te parlam na. ekdom early teens e ektu bronor somosya niye mukhe nimpata bata mekhechhi.. byas... ar chul-skin-figure niye kichhu korte ichhha kore na.. majhe majhe aynar samne dariye bujhi j kichhu ekta khub kothin broto newa proyojon... kintu khawadawa sacrifice kore ruposhi howata boddo beshi jeno tax kore... e-juger boro ochol mentality... BUT ki korbo...tai tomar dewa tothyo gulo jodi sothik hoy to aaj amar mukhta yahoor happy-smiley hoe thakbe mone hochhe

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  3. Sumana, amar dharoNa oi site-gulote anek tips-i janalar pashe bose akasher dike cheye hawa khete khete lekha hoy. oguloke seriously niyo na. ar sada chuler jonyo boli, ota tomar praagnotar lokkhkoN. Banglay jake maturity bole. ar eta to manbe, prithibiir sob bhalo bhalo lokeder mathatei pakachul chhilo, achhe, thakbeo.Einstein, Rabindranath, Albus Dumbledore. ami to boli chul je pakchhe seta borong celebrate koro.

    Sohini, borong broto nao je sarajiibon erokom-i thakbe. chehara niye matha ghamabe na.

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  4. Sei ekta joke poRechhilam. "The other day I read that smoking is injurious to health. I have become cautious now. I am taking no chances- I have stopped reading." Amar mone hoy oitai best pontha. Kichhudin shunlam raw-cha bhalo. deshe khub "liquor" khabar hiRik uthlo. Tarpor abar idaning shunchhi dudh-chini diye khawai bhalo. Sorsher tel er katha to apni boleichhen. Ei daktarder motisthir nei, tar foley amader hoyrani.

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  5. Sorry Sugata, late hoye gelo. thik bolechhen. amar dadu bolten, na kheye morar theke kheye mora dher bhalo. ar keui jokhon janena ki khete hobe, tokhon sob khawai ekmatro rasta.

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