Abhyeser sukotha kukotha
School-e khub kore shikhiyechhilo, 'Anushason' ar 'Anushiilon', ei duto ‘a’-ke posh manate parlei jiibon ‘bed of roses’. didibhaider binapoysar upodesh ek kaan diye shune arek kaan diye baar kore ditam, tar prayoshchitto korte ekhon self-help blog poRe somoy noshto korte hochchhe.
Sekhanei dekhlam likhechhe, je kono ekta kaaj eki somoye, eki bhabe eknagaRe 4 din anushiilon kore jete parley naki seta sarajiiboner abhyese poriNoto hoy. 4 din porpor ghoRi dhore gym-e gele ba eknagaRe 4 din chhotomamar phone tulle ponchom dine apni nijei chhute chhute gym-e jaben ar saradin mama phone na korle ektu ektu mon kharap hobe.
4 dinta jNader baRabaRi mone hochhe tNader boli, blogger bhodrolok prothome 30 diner package-i diyechhilen, kintu loke tate bhoyanok rege gechhe. 30 dine ajkal prem hoye break-up hoye jay, 30 Pound ojon komiye phela jay (jodio sada kagoje likhe dewa jay porer 30 dine purono 30 ar fau hisebe notun 10 pherot asbe), ekta abhyeser pechhoneo jodi 30 din khoroch korte hoy, tahole ar kichhu bolar nei.
Anek dorkoshakoshir por abosheshe jiibonbhorer abhyes goRar somoysiima 4 din dharjo hoyechhe. sobai khushi.
Nijeke porpor 4 din abanchhito phone tolar assignment diye ami abhyes niye bhabte boslam. jodi kothao kono bolar moto golpo thake. jodi tader haate paaye dhore Abantor-e hajira dite raji korano jay. Abantor-e prolap bokar abhyes-o ami pray bhulte bosechhi kina.
PraNe dhore nijeke diye line-ta lekhate parchhe na, jani likhlei pathhokra “eta ki class 4-er Bangla rochonar class?” bole mukh bNyakaben. kintu class 4-er somosto rochonar sob opening line-er motoi etao arekta dhrubo sotyo, je manush sotyi sotyi-i abhyeser daas.
Baba bolten tini nirupaay, cigarette khawa tNar abhyes hoye gechhe, thakumar Belgharia-r boRodidi jorda-ronjito dNater saari baar kore lojjito hese bolten, ‘ki korbo didi, ei aaj 40 bochhorer abhyes, soja kotha?” esob shune amio baRite bojhanor cheshta korechhilam je gajorseddho “na-khawa” amar abhyes hoye gechhe, keu pattai dilo na.
BoRora jotodin nijeder khushimoto niyom-kanun byakhya kora na chhaRchhen, totodin tNader sathe somjhotay asa sombhob na.
Prithibiite anek adbhut lok thake. seta emon kichhu aschorjer kotha noy. prithibiir anek emnite dibbi swabhabik loker udbhat abhyes thake. setao kichhu notun khobor noy. jeta aschorjer seta holo manush ar abhyeser bekhappa sohabosthan.
Amar ek ghor nastik dadu poite chhNiRe, ghorer bhetor Janata stove-e gorur mangsho rNedhe, memsaheb biye kore, kolikale langkakando badhiyechhilen. bola bahulyo tyajyoputro hoteo tNar deri hoyni. kintu jotodine dadu nastik hoyechhen, totodine poiter somoy pawa, ghum bhengei Gayatri mantra bolar shikkha, haaRe mojjay dhuke gechhe. dadu afshosh kore bolten, ghumchokhe oto ter pawar aagei jibh jontrer moto montro poRa ar angulera kor theke kor-er jotil poth porikroma shuru korto. jotokkhoNe dadur nastik sotwar puro ghum bhangchhe, totokkhoNe montro shesh, jibh ar angul bhoyanok bhalo chheler moto mukh kore je jar benchite bose achhe. sheshe dadu haal chheRe dilen. sarajiibon memsaheber sathe jomiye songsar korlen, praNbhore goru khelen, chheleder poite dewar uchchobachchyo-i korlen na, ar ekti diner jonyo-o Gayatri mantra na biRbiR kore bichhana theke namlen na.
Abhyes, soja byapar na. ekbaar er khoppore poRle chhaRa pawar aasha nei.
Sejonyoi amar dhNadha lage. 4 din noy, 4 bochhor-o na, tar theke anek anek diirgho, atidiirgho ekta somoy dhore amake je sokale uthhe boikhata khule boste shekhano hoyechhilo, ar bikele harmonium pete gola chhaRte, sei abhyes gulo eto sohoje ube gelo ki kore? ar ki korei ba tar jaygay Desperate Housewives-er ekta gota season ekdine shesh korar abhyes aboliilay ese ghNati gaRlo?
Daas bolei hoyto nijeder abhyes amra nijera bachhina, abhyes amader bechhe ney.
thik bolecho. tomar prothom kota line poRe bhodroloker upor jommer raag hochchilo...je ei to ami 4 din gym e gelam, koi ponchom din to sei bichana chaRte ichche korlo na :( kichui korar nei bolo...
ReplyDeletekintu tomar dadu ti-r tulona nei ...hahaha...
Sumana, ki jani. aro better howar ichchetai hoyto sobtheke goRar golod. nahoy bhalo abhyes nai thaklo, nahoy Desperate Housewives-i dekhlam saradin, ki ar hobe....bolo?
ReplyDeleteNah, oi 4 din er byaparta maante parlamna. Tobe dadur galpota asadharon!
ReplyDeleteAami lokhyo kore dekhechhi, je abhyes ta jatota kharap, seta tatotai sahoje dhore, ar setake chhaRa ta tatotao kathin. Aboshyo bhalo jiniser anhyes o je sahoje akebarei hoyna ta noy. Ei je dhorun roj dine 4 bar kore Abantor-e ese refresh mari, sei abhyes ta hote kintu 1 din legechhilo!
Sugata, ki bolbo bolun dekhi. ek comment-e amar din bhalo kore dewar jonyo shukno dhonyobad to bhoyanok kom poRbe...
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