December 28, 2011

Anti Wrinkle-er bipokkhe


2011-r sobtheke mone rakhar moto byapar hochchhe je ebochhor amar jiibone mone rakhar moto kichhui ghoteni. hNya prithiibite anek boRo boRo ghotona ghotechhe, rashtrobiplob, khun-rahajani, anoshon, agnikando, bhuumikompo, jolochchhwas, jemon ghotei thake; amar chenashuno lokeder happening jiibone nanan chhotokhato sukh du:kho othapoRa legei thekechhe, jemonti thekei thake; Banti maaser ematha omathay bhishoN jore preme poRechhe ar uthhechhe, maa ghono ghono swopno dekhe ghamte ghamte majhraate uthhe amake phone lagiyechhen, baba roj sokal bikel notun kore upolobdhi korechhen je chardike sobai, sobkichhu ekebare uchchhonne jachchhe. jake bole rosatole.
Kebol ami bNeche gechhi. aram kore office gechhi esechhi, kheyechhi deyechhi, apnader sathe niyom kore goppo juRechhi, paa nachate nachate Bantike noronariir somporko-tomporker ghorpNyach niye free-te gnan-tyan diyechhi.
Bantike gnan dewa amar second favourite timepass. kombolmuRi diye poRe poRe naak dakiye ghumonor thik porei.
Kintu gnan dewar asubidheta hochchhe, apni je shudhu ektorfa diye jaben seti hobena. dichchhen jemon, niteo hobe. babar-o jemon baba thake, temni gnanider-o gnan dewar lok thakbei. arekrokom kore bolle, amra sobai karo na karo Banti hobo kokhono na kokhono. anyotha hobena. ami antoto hote dekhini ejabot.
Ekjon jemon amake ebochhhor sodupodesh diyechhen, “achcha biyeta jodi nai koro, bhogoban sobar kopale sob sukh denna se nahoy manlam, antoto chulta to dye korte paro? kopaler thik samne je 3 khana sada chul sondhipotakar moto potpot kore uRchhe, eta ki bhalo dekhachchhe? “
“Ar 31 jokhon hoyei gechhe bolchho, anti-wrinkle cream tao ebar shuru kore dao. High time, bujhle. er por ar samlate parbena.”
Ami ghaR neRe janalam je bujhechhi. joler moto porishkar.
Railidi hole onake Body Image ar Third Wave Feminism-er Beauty Myth-er koRa theory-r gNutoy shuiye dito bote, kintu amar oto bidye ba choritrer tej, konotai nei. sotyi bolte ki konorokom scholarly discourse-e lipto howar chhitephNota baasonao na. tai ami se dhar maRaina. bhoyanok serious mukh kore jaygamoto ghaR naRi. opor niche. Sonar Kella cinemay train-er sei sohojatriir moto.
Ami shudhu kajer subidhetuku bujhi.
Ami shudhu jani emon kichhur chokkore poRle cholbe na jeta ekbar shuru korle ar thamar upay nei. amar boRomasi protigna korechhilen je retire kora porjonto, byas. tarpor tini oi jomer aruchi Godrej Kali Mehandi-r packet Gangay bhasiye dub diye na esechhen to tNar naam nei. tarpor masir mone holo, aha chhotomeyetar biye hoyni ekhono. bola to jayna, tNar pakachul dekhe jodi Bultudar baRir lok Chhotondike batil kore dey? sedin shunlam masi maake phone-e du:kho korechhen, bypass howar por theke tNar gaaye ar chul kalo korar moto jor nei, bhoyanok kharap dekhte lagchhe.
Jeche ei bagher mukhe matha dhokanor kono dorkar achhe?
JNU te amar ek classmate chhilo. bhoyanok sundorii, bhoyanok tiptop. amra hostel-er baroyari bathroom-e sokal 5 ta theke baltir line rekhe, mathay dughoti jol dhele, akhadyo dimpNauruti gile, paye choti half goliye chhute chhute class-e jetam, se matha theke paa porjonto matching kore sejeguje asto. saaj to noy, kNata bechhe, pata chhNete, sojotne put together kora look. amra sobai roj boltam, “bah, aj tomake kalker thekeo sundor dekhachchhe.” khushite tar chokchoke mukh aro chokchok kore uthhto.
Ekdin dekhlam hothat se choshma pore class-e esechhe. amra sobai hamle poRe jigges korlam, seki seki, chokhe power holo naki? jobabe se pray kNede phele bollo, naki goto dusoptaho bhuru pluck kora hoyni, seta dhaktei bhaiyer theke zero power-er choshma dhar kore pore aste hoyechhe. shune amra sobai humRi kheye poRe dekhlam, sotyi-i to! bhurur jaygata kemon khNocha khNocha kalo kalo hoye royechhe, ki bichchhri dekhachche, myaago!!
Jeneshune e bishpaan kore keu? matha kharap?
Tar theke bhogobaner dewa bhuru amar mathay thak. somoye dNat noRbe, chamRa dhile hobe, chul pakbe, pakuk ge.
Asomoye pakleo kkhoti nei. hese bolbo, o amader family-r dhaat. babar class 7-e pakte shuru korechhilo, maayer class 8-e. chokher choshma ar mathar pakachul, e duti amar gorber uttoradhikar.
Ar tachhaRa kkhoNiker bhalo-dekhanor mohe poRe brihottoro labher dikta to bhulle cholbe na? 80 peronor por sobai jokhon taantaan twok ar kuchkuche chul niye praNpoN gham jhoriyeo nijeder boyose extra ekti maaser-o jol meshate parben na, tokkhon ami shoNer moto chul ar tobRano gaal niye aboliilay nijeke 97 bole chaliye diye paRasuddhu naatinaatnir haattali kuRobo.
JhNak bNedhe ese tara jokhon jante chaibe “ei boyoseo tumi eto fit and strong kii kore Sonadida? so cooooool, OMG” ami foklahasi hese bolbo, “ore toder moto bhyajal dewa khabar kheye boRo hoini kina, tai.”

4 comments:

  1. Ja bolechhen Kuntala, oi dye ar anti wrinkle cream er fNaad e je ekbaar pa diyechhe sei morechhe. Amar to apnar theke kom boyesei 5-5ta paka chul. Ami anekkei dekhechhi kalop korte korte bandho kore deway khub baje dekhay. Ami osaber modhye nei.

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  2. bah, ja bolechho! ami akhon bhaabi kano bhuru tola shuru korechilam! maashe maashe atleast 6 dollar bNeche jeto :P

    tomar brihottoro labh er dik ta pore ekdom mone phurti jege gelo! darun :D. sesh ta osadharon!!

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  3. Atreyee, taka jomiyeo labh nei. bishoy sheshe bish hoye dNaRabe. tar theke 6 taka je khoroch hochchhe ekta chhutoy, sei bhalo.

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