January 16, 2012

Breaking news


Amader shoishobe khobor pawa oto mukher kotha chhilo na. saradin adaR-badaR bon-jongol ghure ekdol lok khobor khNuje beRaten, amra tNader boltam ‘sangbadik’. sondhyebela khoborer bosta upuR hoto kagojer office-er baranday. tarpor shuru hoto bachhabachhi. bishwasjogyo ar gurutwopuurNo bhalobhalo khobor ekta jhuRite guchhiye rakha hoto, chhNeRaphata nongramoto batil khobor dNai hoto arekta jhuRite. tarpor majhraat abdhi uNchu uNchu gomgome ghore birat birat kalo kalo jontre se khobor chhapa hoto. chhapar age tader aro besh ko’bar jhaRaimochhai kora hoto jodio. khobor nirbhul holei to hobena shudhu, byakoroN ar banan bhul holeo chhichhikkar.
Ghore ghore kochi chhanaponara maa-babar dekhadekhi khelna chayer cup-e michhimichhi chumuk dite dite, jothasombhob gombhiir mukhe, tader chhotto shoriir pray dheke phela Anandabajarer khola pata himshim kheye samlate samlatei to reading poRte shikhbe. tader Banglabhashar bhobishyoter kothatao to kheyal rakhte hobe kagojwalader? saapbyang ekta kichhu chhepe dilei to cholbena?
Etosob kandokarkhanar por sheshraate truck, lorry, train, bus, cycle chepe khobor abosheshe amader baRir baranday ese mukh thubRe poRto. tatka khobor. haategorom khobor. ghoRar mukher khobor. kichhu kichhu khobor aboshyo TV ar radio station ghureo asto. amra segulo sokalbela office ar school-e jawar somoy chhutochhuti kore ready hote hote shuntam, kingba diner sheshe ruti-torkarir thala haate balance kore bose bose.
Se anekdiner kotha.
Ekhon to news byapartai uthhe gechhe. jani apni jhNapiye poRe bolchhen, uthhe gechhe kirokom? amar HDTV-r 700 khana channel-er moddhye 500 khanai bole kina news channel. 24X7 segulote chNechamechi kore aligoli, aaRapaRa, gramgonjo, deshbidesher news dekhano hochchhe. rajniiti, kheladhuulo, hasyokoutuk kichchhu baad poRchhe na. News uthhe gechhe bollei holo?
Ami biniito golay bolbo, aha ragen keno, toliye bhebe dekhun, ogulo ja dekhchhen tar ektao news na, sob breaking news. ar motamot. bisheshogner, pothcholti loker, victim-er, dushkriitokariir. kalkei baRi phire channel ghorate ghorate Bangla newschannel-e theme nicher breaking news-tir sathe molakat holo. akkhore akkhore ekhane likhe dichchhi.
Naktalay ekti neRir lyaje ghonta duyek age ke ba kara jeno potkar bandil bNedhe phatiyechhe, ghotonasthol theke report pathachchhen amader reporter amukdi, songe cameray achhen tomukda. bhoyanok byasto golay amukdi bolchhilen, “durghotonar por neRi-tike kintu kothao khNuje pawa jachchena, se kintu kothay gaa dhaka diyechhe. ghotonasthole kintu paRar sobai joRo hoyechhen, tNara kintu proshasoner biruddhe angul tulechhen je bewarish neRi ebong beaaini potka, duyeri kintu bhoyanok baRabaRi hoyechhe. tNara kintu baarbaar abhijog koreo kintu kono phol panni.” tarpor ghotonasthol theke press-er sticker aNta gaRi chepe tNara sthaniiyo thanar bharprapto police officer-er sathe dekha korte gelen. porobortii gontobyo sthaniiyo MLA-r baRi.
Amader aamole, agei bollam, eto sohoje khobor pawa jetona. bistor kathhkhoR poRate hoto. hNejipeji khobor hole to tao bNachoya, breaking news hole to bhulei jan. sotyi bolte ki breaking news kota shunechhi ami chhotobelay, haate gune bole dite pari.
Sei jokhon Rajiv Gandhi khun hoyechhilen, Leander Paes Olympics-e bronze peyechhilen, ar Ganeshthakur dudh kheyechhilen. byas. hoye gelo breaking news.
Tate aboshyo amar aphshosh nei. abhyes nei kina, breaking news-er chaite sadamata news shunei ami swosti pai beshi. bajar gorom na kore, paRa maat na kore, dhiiresusthe nichu golay jesob news bola jay, segulo shuntei beshi bhalolage amar.
Majhe majhe serokom shanto bhabei anek breaking news-o kane ase aboshyo. jemon dhorun goto bochhore amader deshe ar ektio notun Wild Polio songkramoNer khobor nothibhukto na howar khoborta. abosheshe. eta sotyi breaking news. Breaking, karoN ei jaygatay pNouchhote amader deshke ekta diirgho, durgom poth paar korte hoyechhe. dupaa egiye, pNach paa pichhiye. Breaking, karoN ei juddhota jitte amader 125 kotir desher shreNii, borNo, dhonii, gorib nirbisheshe sokoler milito angshogrohoNer proyojon hoyechhe. Amitabh Bachchan theke shuru kore, cycle chepe eker por ek internet-bihiin gram ghure beRano swasthokormii. sobbar.
Breaking, karoN erokom khobor amake amar charpasher desh-kaal-somosamoyik somajer abiram ghotonaprobaher proti asiim agnanotar dewal bhenge baar kore ane. chokkhulojjar matha khaiye gourober bhag nite amar desher baki sobar pechhon pechhon bhiR koray. adhikar thak na thak, Polio-mukto Bharat amar desh, eta bhebe ami ajkal khushi hoye achhi.

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