September 09, 2010

Kothyo bhasha

Bachchara ekta somoye ja shone tai shekhe eta kichhu notun tothyo noy. Sonamoni jedin playschool theke ese prothom Raili dir haate dhora cheese puff soriye diye aadho golay “no, thanks” bollo, sedin amra sobai goRiye poRe haslam ar Sonamoni r egaale ogaale extra extra chumu khelam.
Amra dheRerao je edik odik theke abiroto chinta, bhabna, keywords pick up kore beRachhi, seta chot kore chokhe poRena.
PromaN chaile, jekono saptahik adday kaan rakhun. Dekhben daan theke bNaye, baam theke daane sobai eki kotha bolchhe. Unish bish-o na. abikol ek. Rajniiti, somaj, dorshon, cinema, shilpo, Ramdeb, 2012 e prithibii dhwongso niye sobar motamot ki asombhob rokomer ek , emonki sei moter prokashbhongii o, na shunle bishwas hoyna.
Esob hochchhe dekhe/shune shekhar fol . jader sathe adda marte bosi, tara fee shukrobaare eke oporke shekhai. Dekhte dekhte, tukte tukte amra kromosho eke oporer moto hoye jete thaki. ar tokkhuni mone hoy, bhaba jay amader moddhye ki bhoyanok mil!! Ki ekrokom korei na bhabi amra ei kojon!!
Jokhon keu kachher bondhubandhober bodole anyo kichhur dwara probhabito hoy, tokhon byaparta anek beshi prokot ebong kono kono kkhetre hasyokor o bote. ar ke na jane, lokke dekhe hasar chaite sosta ebong pushtikor binodon ar nei.
Amar ek bondhur jemon kothyo banglabhasha ta abikol Anandabajar-er headline-er moto hoye giyechhilo. amake ekdin phone kore se khub uttejito golay janiyechhilo, “shunechhis, JNU te SFI backfoot-e?”
Abodharito disclaimer (eta aschhe apni janten, janten kina?): ami sotyer khatire sthan kaal party r naam bodol korlam na, kintu oporer line tar songe amar konorokom emotional attachment nei.
Kire cinemata kemon dekhli?” emon niriiho proshno kore dekhun , ‘making’, ‘offbeat’. ‘narrative‘ , ‘non-linear’ er gNutoy poristhiti gombhiir hoye uthhbe. (ebong jNara oi shobdogulo jothhechchho, ebong maantei hochchhe, nirbhul byabohar koren, tNader karor i cinema byapartar sathe hall er baire konorokom somporko nei). ami majhe majhe bhabi, ektao review column lekha hotona jokhon, tokhon bangali cinema dekhe ese ki alochona korto? ‘Gupi Gain Bagha Bain’ dekhe ghore phire sadharoN bangali ki bolaboli korechhilo nijeder moddhye? Othoba ‘SubarNorekha’?
Khoborer kagoj ar NDTV amader dinraat pakhi poRa poRachchhe. Se poRakge. Amar tate kichhu ase jay na. ghorshuddhu lok oi bhashay kotha bolleo ami dibbi udaas mone janalar dike takiye thakte pari athoba chance pele nijeo du ekta upojukto shobdo gNuje diye montobyo korte chhaRina. Kintu upekkha asombhob hoye othhe jokhon nicher bartalaptate angshogrohoN korte hoy.
Sedin amar ek bhoyanok bhalo bondhu phone kore anekkhoN kotha bolar por jokhon PNPC korar moto ektao common friend baki roilo na ebong phone rakhte ichchhe korchhe na, tokhon opar theke se jante chailo, "ki ranna korechhis?". soja proshno. sonkhipto uttor. Maggi. uttor diye amio ulte take jigges korlam je se ki ranna korechhe.
Amar bandhu gender stereotype ke kNachkola dekhiye mohilader kaan mule dewar moto ranna korte pare, ebong niyomito kore thake. kaalebhodre ekdin rannaghore dhuke haattali kuRoy na.
Uttore se bollo, “ei to, kalojiire ar alpo aadar ros, kNachalonkar kuchi diye ekta machher halka refreshing jhol ranna korlam, sathe seddho chaaler jhorjhore bhaat”
BorNona shune etotai abhibhuuto hoye poRechhilam je nijeke samlate minute khanek somoy laaglo. soptaher majhkhane erokom exotic ranna!! ar ami kina kajer dohai diye dupure sandwich ar ratre muRi chanachur kheye shuye poRi!! kotha ar beshi egolo na. nijer apodarthotay mujhyoman hoye hNu hNaa kore ami phone rekhe dilam.
Tarpor shonibar catfish-er daysara jhol ranna korte giye Sayan-er exotic rannar rohosyo sposhto hoye uthhlo.
Bujhlam ranna ebong khawar kotha bolar somoy o jeta bole seta technically Bangla, kintu bhashata foodblog-er.
Foodblogger ra amar opor khoRgohosto hobenna please. Apnader lekha apnader recipe-r motoi kingba tar theke hoyto beshi i bhalo. Shobdo chhobi swaader trohyosporshe apnara je duniya ta amader chokher samne tile tile toiri koren, seta ekta atul kiirti.
Tobe ami kaymonobakye prarthona korchhi, next baar phone kore Sayan jeno na bole je o prothom preme poRbar moto pasta ar silky soyabean-er torkari ranna korechhe. Tahole Sonamoni-r "No thanks" shonar thekeo beshi jore hese phelbo ami.

6 comments:

  1. Hahahaha!! ki oshombhob ridiculous tomar bondhur golpo ta!! Seriously stunned hoye gechi ami. Tobe tumi je bolecho je amra ashe pasher lokeder theke influenced hoi sheta khoob shotti kotha.
    Majhei majhei notice kore thaki je kichu loker sathey ghonisthota barle, especially if they are people you admire, tader moton kotha bolar dhong tao hoye jay. As in, kon syllable e beshi jor dewa ba karur mudradosh o pick up kora.
    But then again this is the small scale change, the larger scale situation is the evolution of different cultures and how they behave that develops from exactly this point you made!

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  2. Daru darun....tomar lekha pore refreshed hoe gelam....influenced to bhishon i hoi jokhon comment likhte boshi..beshir bhag jaega te aki comment likhi somoy bachano aar energy bachanor jonnyo..abong shobai dekhi aki likhchhe...bolg e comment gulo more or less dekhbe akdom same..awesome....droolwrothy...magnificent post.....er theke aar baire berote parena beshirbhag lokjoni...amio achhi oshwikar korina...
    Tomar bandhur goppo ta darun laglo..fatafati shesh tenechho....

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  3. ki go aj tomar jonmodin naki? post ta likhe delete korle? :)

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  4. are nana :) timing er golmal hoye gechhe :(.....ami eto technologically challenged aasole Raka....joghonyo.ota kaal post korar kotha asole. tobe amar jonmodin noy.

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  5. Apurbo! Refreshing jhol, tao abar aaday-kNaachkolay! Jodio gatokal aami machher matha diye bNaadhakopi ranna korechhi, jinista dNaaR koranor por barnona dite gele kichhutei "exhausting" chhaRa kichhu berobena mukh diye.

    Oi je cinema dekhe "offbeat" ar "non-linear narrative" er katha bollen, or-i ek kathi baRa holo IT company'r manager der bhasha. Je kono byaparei shunben no issues, value addition, learning curve, paradigm shift, synergy. Kono manager er chithi jodi ekbaare poRe bojha jaay tahole se manager-i noy. Dhorun apni kauke bolte chan, "When I find out about it I will let you know, and you can tell your team members about it." Apni manager holey bolben, "When I have a clear roadmap I will touch base with you and you can trickle it down to your team." kimba "I will revert back to you once I have the necessary inputs and you can bring your team members up to the same page." Ami tin bachhor eta sojhyo kore titibirokto hoye sheshe resign korbar samaye emon ekta resignation likhechhilam je amar manager poRe bujhte pareni seta resignation. :P

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  6. hohohohohohoho, anobodyo Sugata. ami actually matha ghamachchilam je khub ghuriye pNechiye ei comment ta lekha jay kina, chhotobelay school magazine-e shudhu cinema-r naam diye bondhuke lekha chithii prokashito hoto mone achhe? dekhlam se practice ekebarei chole gechhe. kajei soja sapta, durdanto!!

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