Ashtomite hNete hNete
Ajkalkar chhelepuleder dekhle amar je ga-jwala kore, emni emni na. ei jemon Bantir kothai dhorun. roj school theke phire emon mukhchokh korbe jeno mara jete or ar beshi deri nei. sedin koto kore iniyebiniye bollam, “chol baba, golituku periye, rastata topke, goRer mathher size-er parking lot-khana hnete giye, eibela pujor bajarta kore ani.” tate chhNoRa ki bole janen?
Bole, “ore baba oto hnatle amar hnatu khule haate chole asbe. tomar pujor jama, tumi kenoge jao.”
Bujhun. tui hotobhaga buke-peshi-mukhe-haasi togboge noujowan, 25 periye 26-e paa diyechhis ki disni, tui hNatbi na to ke hNatbe?
Eder boyose amra pesticide-e chobano toritorkari sokal-bikel kheye hojom kortam, gym-fym er dhar dhartam na, tobu dorkar poRle shohorer ardhek hNetei mere dite partam.
Amar jiiboner ek smoroNiiyo hontoner golpo shonabo apnader ajke. je somoyer kotha bolchhi tokhon amar boyos Bantir cheyeo anek kom, mathar edhare odhare sadar chhitematro lageni, galer ekhane okhane ekta duto broNo bhul kore tokhono uNki marchhe.
Sei somoyer ek pujor ashtomiir sokale amra kojon Coffee House-r thik nichtate ese jutlam. motlob holo paaye hNete pandal-hopping. ami maayer paatbhanga akashi Dhakai samle Tarakeshwar local ar 44 nombor thengiye knatay knatay 9 tay ese hajir holam, Salt lake theke Moumita ar Lake Town theke Tannishtha arArchita poter bibi seje ese pnouchholo 9 ta 25 nagad. Hajra moR theke Payel hontodonto hoye elo jokhon tokhon pakka 9 ta beje 37 minute. sheshe ghorir knata jokhon 10 ta chnuichnui ar amader dhoirjer bnadh bhango-bhango, tokhon Baithakkhana bajarer ekta adyikaler jhurjhure baRir dotola theke neme ese Nabanita, jeno kichhui hoyni emon bhab kore bollo, “Let’s move, guys.”
Atoeb move kora holo. College Square-er thakurta nomo kore, dugga bole Bidhan Sarani dhore nakborabor uttormukho amra jatra shuru korlam.
Uttor Kolkatay ar jar-i thak na keno, golir abhab nei. jotogulo goli, totogulo pujo pandal. anami machhi taRano pandal-o jemon dekhlam, sharod sommaner jonyo jaanpraN loRiye dewa pandal-rao baad poRlo na. Simla Byayam Samiti, Girish Park, 37 Palli, Chalta Bagan, Vivekananda Sporting. hNete hNete nijeder college-er kachhe aste na astei Kolkatar konyera eliye poRlen.
Instant energy-r jonyo chinir juRi nei, ar chini khete hole Nakur Nandy-r chaite bhalo jaygao nei ar.
Tokhon amader 20 bochhor boyosii metabolism, chini keno, ekta gota haati kheye phelleo shoriirer kotthao ta ekbindu joma hoy na. dokane dNaRiye guchhiye jolbhora sondesh ar rosogolla sNatano holo. mishtir chote mukh gola jibh jokhon joRiye jobjobe, rastar dhar theke mutton roll kheye mukhshuddhi korlam sobai.
Kheyedeye abar hNata shuru. amader plan chhilo Bagbajar porjonto giye abar phirti pothe Kumartuli hoye Ahiritola pNouchhono. sekhan theke Ganga paar hoye ami mofoswoler kole pherot asbo, bakirao je jar rasta dhorbe. kintu khanikduur jete na jetei ter pelam, jolbhora sondesh, mutton roll, mathar opor kromosho gongone hoye othha roddur ar notun juto pora klanto payer pata, milemishe je byaparta hoyechhe, tate ekta biroti newa joruri. Haatibaganer pandal-e bose khanikkhoN jirono gelo. peter bhetor roll ar sondesher milito bidroho thanda korar jonyo ekta kore ‘Thums Up’ niye boslam.
Abar hNata shuru. Bagbajarer thakur dekhe, pasher asthayii dokan theke jibhe jol ana hojmi guli kine khete khete amra Kumortulir poth dhorlam. pothe kono ekta pandal-e dekhi nagardola ityadi niye ekta chhotokhato melar byabostha kora hoyechhe. bhordupure sob bondho. kintu tate ki? totokkhoNe amader dolna chapar ichche probol hoye uthchhe. edik odik khNuje dolna-walake dhore ana holo. tar probol apottite korNopaat na kore amra 6 jon moyuurponkhii dolnay choRe boslam. dolna kromosho goti nilo, Tannishthar “thamao thamao” artonaad chhapiye bakider aatonko ar ullas meshano chitkare pandal-prangoNer dupurer shanti churmar. kando dekhe byajarmukho dolna-wala niche dNaRiye dNaat baar kore haste laglo.
Jatrapother shesh stop Ahiritolay jokhon amra ese pNouchholam, tokhon karo gaaye ar ekbindu shokti aboshishto nei. shaRi kNuchke, salwar kamizer istiri chotke ekakar. roddure jholsano mukh, nagordolar haway chul ghNeteghute eksha.
Sondhye nama ar bagh beronor probadta promaN korar or theke upojukto somoy ar hoyna.
Chair tene sobe bosechhi, body phelechhi bolai uchit, hothat shuni, “tomader sathe ektu kotha bolte pari?” takiye dekhi prochur doRadoRi, jontropati, birat ekta camera ghaRe kore kotogulo lok amader ghire phelechhe. bikhyato TV channel-er logo aNka mike haate niye Pallab Kirtaniya amader dike haasimukhe cheye achhen.
Sedin raate TV te amar chehara dekhe maayer bhirmi lagar jogaR. bollen, “tora ki thakur dekhte beriyechhili, naki juddhe gechhile?”
Juddhoi bote. kintu asol kotha hochche sedin amra juddhe jite phirechhilam. se joyer gorbo ar anondo ekhono sara mone lege achhe.
Arre byapok experience to! Du:kher bishoy, Kolkatay hNete hNete thakur dekhbar abhigNyota amar bishesh nei. Ami o kaj ta shudhumatro Salt Lake o Hooghly-Chuchura tei korechhi. Tobe oi je bollen TV interview, oirakom ekta ghatona amaro hoyechhilo. Salt Lake e thakur dekhchhi, hothat local cable channel er lokjon (naami bangla channel noy) camera niye mike niye lokjon ke dhore quiz korchhe (Janata Express type er byapar). Proshno holo kon pakhir dana nei. Ami bollam "Kiwi." O ma! Takhon ki hoi choi... light ano, camera, action... abar proshno ta ora korlen, ebare uttor jana satteo ar kauke bolte dewa holona, abar amar kachhe ese mike dhorlo, ami abar uttor dilam. Omni bhadrolok "Amader chhotto bhaiti sothik uttor diyechhe" bole uchchhosito hoye poRlen. Ami takhon Engineering poRi. Amar theke 5 bachhorer chhoto bon ke "Apni ektu sore dNaRan to kakima." bole bhadrolok anek abhishaap o kuRolen. din saatek por jakhon seta local cable channel e dekhano hoy takhon seta amar dida chhaRa je keu dekheni ami 100% sure. Emonki aamio na - aami ekta biyebarite gechhilam sedin.
ReplyDeleteki kopal tomader dujoner!! amake keu konodin o rastay e kicchu jiggesh koreni :( bossho ami je bhabe military mejaj niye choli, setai expected! jai hok, Kuntala di, dile to mejaj ta aro gorom kore! eke ami pujo shesh pujo shesh kore hNapiye gelam, er moddhye sara kolkata bhromon na korale cholchilo na na? ishhh kya din the! amra jokhon choto chilam, tokhon dupure berotam, aar majh raat e firtam. ektu boRo howar por sondhye te berono, aar bhor raat e fera. kolkata e thakini, erokom pujo amar jibone 3 baar matro. tai pujo gulor naam, thakur er adol, ke kirokom banay, sob mukhosto! ek din uttor kolkata, ekdin dokkhin, ekdin howrah, ekdin 24 porgona, ei chilo amader 4 din er thakur dyakha. aar baki jodi kichu beche borte thake, seta last din e tene shesh kora. mutton roll!! ebar vegetable chop kheyech jodio...but...
ReplyDeletehahahaha Sugata, durdanto abhignota ar apnar borNonao palla diye mojar. hNya ar oi "bhaiti" shobdota Bangla bhashay kotha theke elo, amar janar ichche achhe. apnar jana thakle bolben to. Sujata shaRi porechhilo nirghat? ami jokhon class 9-e poRtam tokhono loke hordom amake "boudi" bole dakadaki korto. tao abar uniform pora abosthay. bhabun! amar khub jante ichchhe korto onar/onader kojon boudi mathay dukhana jhNuti bNedhe tate laal phiter phul bNedhe ghoraphera koren.
ReplyDeletethakuma-didader jobab nei, tai na? tobe apni bhoyanok berosik, nijeke TV te dekhlen na!
kelengkari Sumana, tomar sathe amar mamato bhaiyer mil achhe dekhchhi, o-o pujor 5 din-i thakur dekhte beroy. tumio ki kota thakur dekhle seta gune bondhuder sathe competition korte, ar cheating kore 'thakur dekhini kintu pandal dekhechhi' bole gunti baRate? tahole tumi sotyi Sumaner moto. (ore baba tomader to naameo mil achhe dekhchhi!)
Vegetable chop khele? iss ki moja. jodio ota amar khub ekta pochhonder khabar noy, kemon mishti mishti na? tobe ar kichhu na thakle amio oi chop-i bhalobese khetam.
are Kuntala di, tomar bhai ta ke hi-5 dio!!! ami of course kota thakur dekhlam, seta guntam. kintu compete korar jonno noy. eita ektu tragedy. amar Baba ti ke to cheno na! se ghure fire ese ghor klanto ghumonto obosthaye amake jiggesh korto, "bol to kota thakur holo?" ekta edik odik hole bolto, "lojja korena, kicchu sikhbi na jibone kicchu hobe na, goru chorabi boRo hoye". :(
ReplyDeleteogotya!!!
ishhh... ki bhalo likhechho... sotyi, boddo bhalo laglo. aaj to ekhane pujo shesh, emni ektu dukhi dukhi bhab... tomar lekha pore ar nijer college jiboner smriti ghente abar changa hoe gelam. amader soptomir sokale 'north' bandha. duto 'north' er chhele-meye amader guide. nipun bhabe route plan kore thakur dekhato. tar fanke rastar koto okhadyo je khetam tar thik nei.. dukhi hoe gelo mon ta abar oi din gulor kotha bhebe..
ReplyDeleteSumana, tomar du:kho bujhi. baba maayera je kii porimaNe bully hote paren, nijerao bojhen na.
ReplyDeleteSohini, du:kho korona ektuo. ekhon oto hNatte ektuo bhalolagto na bishwas koro. 'North'-er thakur sokale dekhar ekta moja achhe, tai na?