INdur-medh jogno
Office jabo bole ready hochhi, arthat kina ek minute antor ghoRir dike takiye bhabchhi ei ar 5 minute bade uthhlei hobe, tokkhuni screen-er koNe komola ronger aalo jwole uthhe jigges korlo,
“INdur kise more?”
“INdur?!?! mane rat?!?!”
Proshnokorta moha birokto hoye bollen, hNya hNya iNdur mane rat mane chuha. “kise more?”
Late hobei jeneo ei abhuutopuurbo kothopothon theke mukh pherano gelona. jante chaitei holo, hothat iNdur-i ba elo kottheke, ar take maramarir proshnoi ba uthhchhe keno. shunlam kichhudin aage jokhon rannaghore dhuke alo jwalatei mone holo fridge-er pechhone suRut kore ekta badami ronger kii jeno adrishyo hoye gelo, tokhoni sondeho hoyechhilo. tarpor kaal majhrate jokhon roommate rannaghore dhuke, “ei to tuk kore fridge khule ice cream ta niyei chole jabo, khamoka abar alo jwalanor khatuni keno” bhebe andhokare norom norom romosh jyanto kiser opor paa diye chNechiye gota Brooklyn mathay tullo, tokhon ar iNdurer abirbhab niye kono sondehoi roilo na.
Ahare. bechara iNdurtar koto bhoy legechhilo bolun dekhi. andhokare bola nei kowa nei durmusher moto ekkhana 150 Pound-er paa mathay ese poRlo.
Oparer bondhu iNdurtar durdoshay bicholito hobar kono lokkhoN-i dekhalen na. ulte khobor dilen, tNara monosthir kore phelechhen. iNdurtake mere phela hobe.
Ekhon jeta bhabte hobe, seta hochhe ki kore.
BeRalposha bad dile prothomei jetar kotha mone ase seta hochhe bish. kine ene khabarer sathe mishiye phele rekhe dao. bhabkhana jeno dinner sere fridge-e tulte bhulei gechho. lobhii iNdur ese mukh dilei kella fote.
“Tarpor mora iNdurtake haate dhore baire phelte hobe?” ami crucial proshnota korar dayitwo eRate parina.
Bondhu itibachok ghaR naRen. bolen sejonyoi ajkal bish-tisher jhamelay jayna keu. phNad paate. boka iNdur sei tope paa diye haatenate dhora poRe.
“Tarpor sei iNdursuddhu trap haate dhore baire phelte hoy?” maane ar keu na januk, apni to janben-i apnar haate dhora baksho trap-er bhetor ekta adhmora iNdur boye niye cholechhen apni. haate dhore.
Oparer bondhu bhoyanok chote jan. bhaben ami bishoyta jotheshto seriously nichchhina. patta na diye bolen, “arektao upay achhe. Glue-trap.”
Ekta aatha lagano board. se board theke bhalo bhalo khabarer gondho beroy. jemon dhorun roasted pork loin with Balsamic reduction, whipped goat cheese vols-au-vent kingba caramalized pears pannacota and poached rhubarb. tobe somiikkhay dekha gechhe iNdurera simple living-e bishwasii, tai PB&J flavour-er trap-tai bajare chole sobtheke beshi.
Jai hok, modda kotha hochchhe sei board kine ghorer koNe rekhe dite hobe. iNdur gondho shNuke ese aathay sNete giye not-noRon-choRon hoye bose thakbe.
“Tarpor sokalbela sei iNdursuddhu cardboard haate dhore......” bolte na boltei dekhi ekgada dNat-khNichono raager smiley pathhiye chatbaksho offline hoye gelo.
Se nahoy gelo, kintu jawar age amar mathay ekrash dushchinta dhukiye diye gelo. saradin kaje phNaki dewar majhe majhei ami bhabte laglam, amar baRite iNdur hole ami ki korbo. emnite ami lolito-lobongolota types noi ekebarei, arshola dekhle dibbi tar gNof dhore janalar baire phelte pari. ekkale postcard diye tule laalkenno-o phelechhi anek. kintu tai bole dheRe iNdur?
Baba thakle ki bhaloi na hoto bhebe mujhyoman hoye poRi ami. iNdur, kolabyang, tiktiki, ekbochhor borshakale to ekkhana hele-saap porjonto dhuke poRechhilo baRir bhetor. baba kirokom, “ahh chNechiyo na, kichchhu hobena” bole sob apod helay biday korten. ami nirapod duurotwe dorshoker bhuumikay dNaRiye uttejonay ghemeneye jetam. ar pordin school-e giye sei golpo saatkahon kore bolao jeto.
Erporeo jodi shoishob niye amar obsession-ke keu adikhyeta mone koren, amar kichhu bolar nei.
INdur mara niye amar anek abhignota achhe, tobe tar sobtai bish diye. Amader Allahabader baRite besh nengti iNdurer utpaat chhilo, ar tader marte bish kine ana hoto. Se bisher ja tej, dokandar amay ditona, bolto babake ese niye jete bolo. Final porikkhar result beronor pore pore kinte gele to ar kothai nei! To sei bish kheye iNdurgulo tokhuni more jeto, mane koyek pa noRte na noRte. Tobe oi baire felar samosyata royei jaay.
ReplyDeleteTao to moshai apnake loke iNdur kise more jigyasa kore. Amar reputation bajare emoni kharap, je loke amake ekadhik bar jigyasa korechhe taala kikore bhangte hoy.
hahahahaha, tala? bhangben? apni? Sorry, haasita apnar uddeshye noy, lokjoner expectation dekhe. sotyi, paRar dokandar kakura ki bhoyanok caring hoten bolun?
ReplyDeletearre.. tomar oi bondhu ke bolo indur eshechhe mane erpor guti guti paye ganesh-dada asben. barite sri bridhhi hobe.. all opurno oshidhho kaje shidhhi labh korben tini o tnar room mate. indur take trap kore ekta chhoto khanchay pure rakhuk na... sokal bikel ektu jol-pauruti khete debe... indur der mukhta kintu bhari mishti hoy.. :D
ReplyDeletetobe tumi arsholar shur dhore tulte paro bhebei kemon ogyan ogyan bhab jagchhe amar.. otake trishimanay dekhlei amar gota duyek mash kore aayu kome jay.. urle to ayu ekebare geometric progression e kome.. tomar pithe duto sabash sabash chapor dilam...
aha aha ki bhaloi laglo sune je tumi lolito lobongolota type na :) aare osob kissu na. ek khana iNdur, bechara tomake mane amader, manushder eto bhoy pabe je dhare kachei asbe na...thak na ek kone, eto maramari kore labh kii? bole dio, "Jiibe prem kore jei jon, etc etc.." :)
ReplyDeleteAmar hostel er ghore ekta INdur chilo, jetake marar karor shahosh hoyni, otake dekhte pelei pa gutiye bichhanar majhkhane boshe jetam amra, ar jokhon dekha jeto na tokhon pretend kortam ota nei. EK bochhor por ota mone hoy posh mene chilo, amader kono boi ba jama kapor noshto koreni.Tobe tomar 'bondhur' reaction gulo kintu amar khoob interesting legeche hehe!
ReplyDeleteSohini, Sumana, tomra dujonei bhoyanok poshu-premii dekhchhi. tomader 'Siddhidatar agomon' ar 'jiibe prem' duto jukti-i ami bondhuke bolbo, dekhi jodi tate bechara iNdurtar praN bNache.
ReplyDeleteRaka, ei to, etokkhoNe amar sathe milechhe ekjoner. amio khater opor bose thakar pokkhopatii, jotokkhoN na iNdur tar kaajkormo shesh kore chole jachchhe.