Ar ektu holei...
Kaalkei boRomukh kore 103 bochhor bNachar kothata bollam, ar ajkei, ektu holei, jachchhilo praNta beghore.
‘Ahongkar-i potoner muul’ sei kobe theke shune aschhi, kaal thheke shikhlam. ba bola uchit, shikhte shikhte bNeche gelam. kaan ghNeshe.
Office theke phire chabi ghuriye ghore dhuke, ei jutor goRali oi jutor doga diye chepe dhore paa theke tene chhaRate chhaRatei ter peyechhilam, ghorta jotota thanda thakar kotha totota nei. ki jani winter cholei gelo bodhoy. bhebei mejaj-tejaj kharap hoye gelo. “ekkhuni cha chai amar” bole dumdumiye rannaghore dhuke chayer jol bosate giye dekhi, samner bNaadiker burner-ta jwolchhe.
Sei je sokale cha korechhilam, tarpor nebhate bhule gechhi. saradin phNaka baRite gas jwolechhe. aponmone. dhiki dhiki.
Byaparta abishkar kore amar abosthata kirokom holo andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. Blood pressure hu hu kore neme gelo, haat paa kNapte laglo, cha-ta mathay uthhlo, ami konomote fridge-er handle dhore nijeke steady kore bhabte laglam, “ki hoto jodi….?”
Seriously, ki hote parto bolun dekhi? agnikando hoye sara baRi puRe chhai hoye jete parto. diner jaygay raat hole ghumer moddhye baRir sathe sathe amio chhai hoye jete partam. amar visa, passport, voter id card, laptop, madhyamiker marksheet sob chhai hoye jete parto.
Madhyamiker marksheet! puRe chhai! notun kore mathata ghure othhe amar.
Kintu esob kichhui hoyni. bhaloy bhaloy sob rokkha peyechhe. Jiibonbignaner nombor ar ami dujonei bohal tobiyote bNecheborte achhi. Deathclock-er opor amar bhorsa dwiguN hoye gechhe.
Ar chhotobelar aro ekta golpo mone poRe gechhe, jeta apnader na shuniye chhaRchhi na kichhutei.
Swami-striir bekhappa matchmaking byaparta amader baRite kichhu notun noy. amar baba maayer kotha agei bolechhi, amar thakuma-thakurdao kom bekhappa chhilen na. thakuma lomba, dadu bNete, thakumar bhoye chhelemeyera thorohorikompo, dadur bhoye….well, ahlaade tara jake bole ekebare saaper pNach paa. ekbar rege giye thakuma amar babar naak phatiye diyechhilen, ar dadu chheleke shikhiyechhilen ki kore roj snan kore beriye, chul bheja thakte thakte chirunir pechhondikta diye kayda kore aalto chap dile, chule permanent dheu khelano jay.
Naaker kkhkotochinho ar chuler teri, dutoi ekhono achhe amar babar.
Soja kothay amar thakuma jemon durdanto chhilen, dadu chhilen temni thanda prokritir. matir manush. saap byang bichchhu bhuutpret bojrobidyut sobetei tNar bhoy lagto. chhelemeye bhaat kheye ishkule beriye gelei dadur dushchinta shuru hoto, pothe jodi kichhu hoy? jodi keu bhuliye niye jay? jodi chhoto chhoto paa rastar khola manhole-e dhuke jay? Office theke phire swochokkhe boiyer opor dhule poRa klanto chhelemeyeder na dekha porjonto tNar dushchinta jetona.
Sarajiibon duschinta korar por dadu abosor niye cooperative-er jomi kine Rishray baRi tullen. baRi holo, dorjay iya boRoboRo lohar chhitkini ar janalay iya mota mota lohar shik lagano holo. pachhe dakat poRe. besh kichhudin pore biye hoye ese amar maa office jawar taRay shaanbNadhano kuyotolay paa pichhle poRe gele dadu nijei chheni-hatuRi diye khude khude sejaygata ebRokhebRo kore dilen, jate soda-chhutonto puutrobodhuu pher na achhaR khay.
Sob thikthak-i cholchhilo, jotodin na eke eke paRaprotibeshiider baRite gas-er unun asa shuru holo. amar maa thakumao poromanonde se srote gaa bhasate chailen, kintu dadu bollen, “proshnoi othhena.”
Seki? keno? e kemondhara purushtantrik gaa-joyari? rNadhbo to amra, tomar sordari korte jawar dorkarta ki?
Dadu gombhiir hoye matha neRe bollen, dorkar achhe, jodi agun lage? jodi cylinder phete jay? jodi jwolonto shikha laphiye uthhe shaRir anchol chhNuye phele?
Kichhutei daduke tolano gelona. thakumar sochchar protibad, maayer niirob asommoti, kichhute na. Buchididi ar Rajudadader baRite jokhon jethhima-kakimara mohanonde gas-er aagune kormakaliya rNadhten, moner sukhe knob ghuriye aguner aNch jokhon jemonti chai sim/high korten, amar maa thakuma tokhon gojrate gojrate unune koyla gNujten, praNpoNe hawa diye mohargho aNch jiiye rakhten, ar menu-te roj-i keno bNadhakopir ghonto jigges korle pathorer moto mukh kore bolten, “unune o chhaRa ar kichhu rNadha jayna.”
Raag howar-i kotha. ami hole amaro raag hoto. amar jaygay apni hole apnaro hoto.
Tarpor October maaser ek haalka shiiter majhraate 4 bochhorer amake, maa kannabheja mukhe ghum theke tullen. babar kole chepe baranday beriye dekhlam bagane anek lok. phul sajano khate dadu shuye achhen. mathar kachhe thakuma muurtir moto sthir hoye bose.
Sei amar jiibone prothombar bhor hote dekha.
Shraddho-shanti chuke gele, purohit biday hole, aatmiiyoswojon chole giye baRi phNaka hole thakuma babake nijer ghore deke pathalen. maa agei ghore bose chhilen. khola torongo theke choddo purusher naam porichoy lekha dadur diary, aro nanarokom dorkari kagoj baar kore babar haate dilen thakuma. bollen, “guchhiye rakhis. tor baba anek jotno kore rekhechhilo.”
Tarpor ektu theme, keshe gola porishkar kore niye bollen, “ar kaal sokale gas-er apise giye order diye asis. dobol cylinder. ar bolis jeno bhalo dekhe machine dey, jate aNch komate baRate asubidhe na hoy.”
Ko’maas bade gas-er office theke ami ar baba riksha kore phirlam. amader paayer niche petmota dukhana laal tuktuke cylinder chupti kore shuye roilo.
Ekhon thakuma bolen, “dhur ei gas-er rannay se swad hoy naki? swad hoto amader sei kathhkoylar agune. huhu kore agun jwolbe, dhNoya uthhbe, ar hNaRir bhetor pNathar mangso emon norom hobe je mukhe dile miliye jay. se jaygay toder gas-er agun? chhoh. toder dadu bNeche thakle e khabar mukhe tulte praN beriye jeto manushtar. ahare.”
Byas. ei holo amar golpo. golpo bhalo na mondo, se bicharer daay apnader.
prothome tahole golpo tar proshongsa diyei suru kori.. bhari mishti golpo. tomar dadu r thakumar bhinnyo prokriti sune amar baba mar kotha mone hochilo bar bar :D
ReplyDeleteki sanghatik go! gas jolchilo saradin?! tobe tumi ektu beshi duschintito hoye porle. tumi jodi raat e ghumiyeo thakte, oi osojhyo rokomer fire r smoke detector er alarm e kaan jhalapala hoye sob mitei jeto kando ghotar aage :)
Atreyee, tobei bojho. morte morte bNeche gechhi. are fire alarm-er bhorsay ki raate ghumote jawa jay bolo? tomar golpota bhalo legechhe shune khushi.
Deletebhul kore gas khola rekha ta besh dangerous. jai hok, all's well that ends well. kintu pots ta daroon hoyechey. critic holey boltam je eirokom lekhay tomar forte :-)))
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you Shampa. Dangerous to botei, ami jake bole Livin' On The Edge.
DeleteLekhata je bhoyer na dukkher na hasir seta monosthir kora ektu mushkil hoye gelo, kintu ni:sondehe asadharon! Amar chhotobelay jodio baRite gas chhilo kintu tar pashapashi ununer byapartao chhilo anekdin - sondhyebela sei unune ruti ar begun poRa kora hoto eta mone achhe - aro ki ki hoto ar mone nei. Sei unun niyei to amar ei chhobi. Tobe gas er ruti ar begun poRay je se swad asena se byaparta amio sweekar korchhi.
ReplyDeleteJo bNeche gechhen. Tahole Deathclock e-juuger Purir panda, ki bolun?
uff seriously Sugata, ei chhobita kintu....eta apnar best chhobi. ekbakye. begunpoRa bhalo khete hoto to bujhlam, kintu jini ununta dhoranor dayitwe chhilen, tNar mukhe oto bhalo thekto kina amar sondeho achhe.
DeleteDeathclock jug jug jiyo.
tomar deathclock bolechhe ami 2039 er 2nd nov obdhi prithibir buke boha tobiyot e birajoman thakbo... SO ei 12.12.12 er dhakka ta samle jabe, ki bolo?
ReplyDeletetumi kintu careful theko further..besh bhoyaboho byapar hote parto..
Sugata r chhobi ta khub khub sweet..
12.12.12-r dhakka amra sobai bohal tobiyote samlabo bolei amar bishwas Sohini. ebishoye ami riitimoto overconfident-o bolte paro.
DeletehNya go thakbo, yaarki kore post likhechhi bote, kintu gas jwolchhe dekhe bhoye sotyi sotyi praN uRe giyechhilo.
Sugata-r chhobitar jobab nei, tai na?