March 06, 2012

Pukur naki Pool?


Sedin ekjoner sathe aalap howar por jeina ami bhoaynok smartly koromordoner jonyo haat baRiyechhi, odiker lokta moha aaRombore buker kachhe du’haat joRo kore alpo jhNuke poRe bollo, “n-a-m-a-s-t-e. I am a Yogi. ”

ANya! bole ki?!

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Mante holo, jukti achhe. amar chehara ar gaayer rong dekhe udgriib hoye tini jante chailen amio “yogi” kina, ami taRataRi jibh kete, kaane angul diye, matha naRiye bollam, “chhi chhi, ki je bolen.” peter bhetor aro ekta kotha bhusbhusiye uthhchhilo Thums Up-er sodyokhola botoler moto, setake ati koshte chepe gelam.

Thakuma bolten, duidiner zugi, bhaatere koy porsaad. (zugi shobdotar opor bishesh jhNok diye bolte hobe. 75% tachchhilyo ar 25% bNyaka haasi mix kore.)

Jai hok. jolojyanto ekjon Yogir sathe aalap hoye gelo ei sujoge. baRi phirte phirte sei kothai bhabte bhabte Yogi theke ‘gNeyo jogi’ kothata mathay ese gelo ar mone poRlo, boRomasi ekhono pressure mapate bus stand-er samner bhangachora ghupchi moto dispensary-tay jan. “meso to ghorei achhe, mesoke diye mapao na keno” bolle mukh bhechke bolen, “dhur tor mesor machine-pottor sob kharap hoye gechhe etodine nirghat.”

Amaro sei dosha. goto Shukrabar ami Bantike “shohorer chhele, cycle chalate janis na, sNatar katte janis na, chhya chhya” bole ektu thatta-moshkora korchhilam, hothat dekhi se ekebare phutonto tele bheja begun chhaRar moto chiRbiRiye uthhechhe.

Ajkalkar chhelera ektutei boRo matha gorom kintu.

“Tumi to tomader oi paRagNeye panapukure haat paa chhNuRte. otakeo sNatar bole na.”

Dekhun dekhi. sNatar holo sNatar. se panapukur ba English Channel jai hok na keno. Carl Lewis na hole ki douRote pari bola jabe na? “khawadaway amar kono bachhbichar nei” bolte gele ki Andrew Zimmern hote hobe? Bula Choudhury na hole ki sNatar katte pari dabi kora jabe na?

(By the way, Bula-o amader odikkar meye. Hindmotor. Bantir dike takiye jibhta jotokhani sombhob baar kori ami.)

Sotyi-i ami paRar pukure sNatar shikhechhilam. tobe panapukur noy seta kichhutei. borong alpo ektu baRiye bolte allow korle take anayase ‘kaakchokkhu’ naam dewa jay. se pukurer dhaare sotyi sotyi ekta jhuri namano buRodadu Botgachh chhilo, golper boite jemon thake. haway se gachher chhoto chhoto laalche golgol phol jhore poRto jole. sei jole loke snan korto, kapoR kachto, Municipality-r kol-e jol na ele bason-o majto, Durga thakur bhasan jeten, neRi kukur nordoma ghNata paaye neme jol kheto. ar amar boyos 4 chhNule ekdin sokale baba ghoshoNa korlen, sei pukurei amake sNatar shikhte jete hobe.

“Aaj thekei.”

Kanna peye giyechhilo bishwas korun. jole namar bhoy to chhiloi. kintu koshter anyo ekta guurho karoN chhilo. pray Shanibar bikelei baba amake cycle-e chapiye rail-line-er opaarer boRo park-e niye jeten. sei park-er pashe chhilo mosto dighir moto ekta swimming pool. tate koti koti bachcha sNatar shikhto. Pool-er epare opare Water Polo-r jaal lagano chhilo. shikkharthiider karo mathay laal tupi, karo niil, karo holud. laal tupir dol sobe jole nemechhe, holud tupira tire chhaRa eka ekai bhaste shikhe gechhe, ar niil tupira, jake bole ostad sNataru. tara pool khali hole Water Polo khele.

Amar boRo saadh chhilo orokom laal tupi pore pool-er jole nambo. sNatar class-er jonyo besh notun jama, notun tupi, notun choshma hobe amar. rongchonge cute tire-e matha goliye ami jole bhasbo, TV te jemon dekhay.

Kothay ki. sob swopno taaser ghorer moto bhenge poRlo. baba gamchha kNadhe phele mota golay bollen, “Sona taRataRi cholo, amar office deri koriyo na.”

Pukure pNouchhe amake ekhaate tule jole chhNuRe dilen baba. Just like that. tarpor amlanbodone pechhon phire Kundubabur sathe Potoler agundor ar Bidhansabha nirbanchan niye alochona korte lege gelen. ekmatro sontan bNachlo ki morlo ekbar ghaR ghuriyeo dekhlen na.

Gallon gallon nongra jol gile ami sNatar shikhe gelam, 7 dine. porer soptahe babar cycle-e chepe park-e jete jete dekhi laal tupir dol line diye doRi dhore joler opor paa naRate shikhchhe. aapatoto daan paa. Next week-e bNa paa naRate shikhbe. tarpor daan haat, bNa haat, tarpor matha, t-a-rpor Push-Pull-Recovery, t-a-a-r-p-o-r butterfly , t-a-a-a-r-p-o-r breaststroke, t-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-r-p-o-o-o-o-r backstroke.

Mone poRle ekhono buk chire diirghoshwas beroy amar. amar sombol kulye freestyle, joler opor konomote matha jagiye rekhe hNakpak kore bukbhorti shwas newa ar chhaRa. maane maane praN niye paaRe pNouchhonor tagide haat paa chhNoRa.

“Tobe?” Banti bNyaka haase. “bhora Gangay poRle tomar oi elopathaRi haat paa chhNoRa kono komme lagbe na. or jonyo proper training chai. osob gramyo sNatar janao ja na janao tai. Same thing.”

Ei bole amar thNota mukh ekkebare bhNota kore diye kaar sathe jeno hasihasi mukhe chat korte lege gelo. ami ar ki kori, moner du:khe bose bose amar sei gNeyo pukurer dharer gNeyo Boter kotha bhabte laglam.


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9 comments:

  1. ei aami kintu lal tupi pore pool ei snatar sikhechhi.. tao gangar buk chire snatar kete parapar korte parbo eirom dabi ami pagla kukure kamraleo korbo na.. so, tumi onayashe bunty k debate e ahoban janate paro ei byapare..

    tobe je kono jinish e sekhar aage besh dhorachuro gulo moner moto hole ekta alada enthu pawa jay.. oi parar ek mota aunty r bari yoga korar cheye oi yoga mat ar yoga-block niye class tass e jete hole ami nirghat week e 3 diner modhye 2 din kore avg. e kamai kortam na..

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    1. Good Sohini, bhorsa pelam. Gangay poRle jokhon dujonei habudubu tokhon amar ar complex-e bhogar kono karoN nei, ki bolo?

      saajgojer byaparta ekkebare thik bolechho. notun uniform, notun boi, notun khata, notun pen. aha, notun kore school-e jete ichchhe korchhe go.

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  2. arre dhur. snatar is snatar. jemon yogi is yogi...ta takey
    jogi'y bolo aar zugi'y bolo.

    ek hindi cinema'r villain chilo ek dakat. tar o naam jogi...abar shudhu jogi te khyanto na diye ekta thakur o jure diyechilo...foley jogi thakur :-))))

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    1. Yogi Thakur naamta amaro shona shona thekchhe jeno. tumi bujhi khub hindi cinema-r fan Shampa? amar o byapare ekebare Ka-akkhor-gomaangso. beshirbhag byaparei. e bhodrolok joto na jogi, tar theke beshi ZUGI, IMHO.

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  3. jah! nijeke orokom bolccho keno (eta nischoi tomar "binoy" abatar).
    Satyi K akkhor gomangsho holey ki aar aamra "haan" kore boshe thaktam abantor post er jannne. tobe hindi cinema'r dialogue jibone kaaj dey, shudhu matro taar janne fan hoya sharthak.
    btw tomar "hindi film dialogue GK" baranor janne ei blog ta dekho
    http://medobe.blogspot.com/

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  4. Ammar maa er snatar sekhar bornona prai mile gelo tomar sathe... maa naki pukurer pare ese dnarato. r mejo masi maa ke dhakka mere jole fele dito… maa tokhon pran bhoi e pare fire asto.....
    tobe amar muskil hoyechhe je choto bela te ei bornona shune ami eto e bhoi e peye gelam je shoto chokh rnagani, kakutiminoti.. r ekhon chokkhu lojja teo ekhono snatar sikhe uthte pari ni….:( emon ki weight loss korar mokkhom upai jene o nije ke motivate korte parchhi na… :)

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    1. Gobechara, oitai sNatar shekhar sobtheke bhalo rasta. bisheshognora je jai dabi korun na keno. are tumio shikhe phelo shiggiri. ojon komle bhalo, na komleo emni joler moddhye chokh buje bhese thaktei ja moja na, sob therapy-r thakurdada jake bole.

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  5. Amay ekta bNadhano pukurer jole (Hooghly Municipality'r pukur, jeta kina "Sharks Swimming Club" naameo khyato) laal tupi poriye namiye prothome daan pa, tarpor bNa pa, tar por daan haat ityadi korte kortei amar garomer chhuti furiye gelo, ar ami Allahabad e firey gelam. SNatar shekhatao "things to do" er talikay jog hoye gelo. Aajo setake tick diye talika theke sorate parini.

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    1. Sharks Swimming...hahahaha hohohoho, ekei bole edik nei odik. are osob haat paa neRe hoyna, jole neme (poRe) khabi na khele sNatar shekha jay na. Cycle shikhte gele jemon achhaR, sNatar shikhte gele temni...jai hok. ar shikhe kaaj nei. bhora Gangay poRle jokhn shekha na shekha ek-i byapar, khamoka ar porishrom keno.

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