March 12, 2012

Punorbar poton


Duur theke laal tuktuke Samsonite goRate goRate aschhe dekhamatro ami chhota shuru korlam. puro chhota noy. Half chhota half hNata. pash ar pechhon pherar majhamajhi angle-e shoriirtake set kore. mathar bhetor jhot kore hiseb kore nilam thik kotota gotibege chhutle laal suitcase ar ami ek-i muhuurte ek-i bindute somapotito hobo. akashe othha ball catch dhorbar jonyo cricketer-ra jemon chhoten anekta sei kayday.

Hisebta tukhoR hoyechhilo. nijer mukhei bolchhi. Suitcase-er haatol ar amar haat pray chhNoy chhNoy, emon somoy somosto hiseb taalgol pakiye dilo.....ke abar, sorbotro je gol pakay, amar academic career-er aasha je eka haate kuchikuchi kore phelechhe, amar sei chirokaler Shani, omitted variable. ekta cholonto trolley-r chhodmobesh dhore pechhon theke ese soja goRalite thokkor.

Poromuhuurtei ami jiibone prothombar chakkhush korlam airport-er ceiling dekhte kemon hoy. Glass half-full walara nirghat matha neRe bolte shuru korechhen, “dekhechho, bhaloi holo. emni to ar ghaaR tule dekhte na? koto koshto kore engineer-ra baniyechhen, koto science, koto projukti, koto porishrom. anichchhete holeo sesob admire korar sujog je pele, ei ba kojon paay bolo?”

Kintu amar glass-e jehetu sorboda tolani, tai ami esob kichhui dekhlam na. borong komorer byatha agrajhyo kore chNechiye uthhlam, “MY BAG! MY BAG! OMG! MY BAG!”

Dushkritii Trolley-ta thelchhilen ekjon thakuma. dekhlei bojha jay taRahuRo korar karoN ghoteni jiibone tNar anekdin. dhiiresusthe egiye ese amake pray ekhaatei tule phele tini koRa golay bollen, “Its gonna come back. You know that, right?”

I know. kintu uni jeta janenna seta hochchhe conveyor belt theke bag tolata amar kachhe ekta diirgho, ati diirgho soforer shesh checkpost. M.G.Road-e jhaRa 2 ghonta jam-e dNaRiye thakar por khNa-khNa Howrah bridge. saap-ludo board-e 98 nombor ghor. ruddhoshwas detective boiyer shesher 10ta pata. puro 113 minute bose thakar por abosheshe “Hathat Niirar Jonyo”-r shesh drishye pNouchhono.

(113 minute-er tothyotar jonyo wiki-r sahajyo nite holo bole ami lojjito ebong abak. karoN ota hesekhele amar jiiboner most smoroNiiyo 113 minute. apnara jNara jNara dekhenni cinemata, potropathh dekhe phelun. noile ki haraben nijeo janben na.)   

Konomote bag-ta haatate parlei byas. “Chhuti! Chhuti!” bolte bolte Hallar bhalo-rajar moto naagrachoti haate goliye chhutte beriye poRa jabe. abar ko’diner jonyo seatbelt, security check (bisheshoto random security check, jekhane line-suddhu loker chokhe samne amakei tule niye giye sara gaa thabRe thabRe dekhar byapar thake), gomRamukho airhostess, naak daka sohojatriir kobol theke mukti!

Airhostess-der byapartao sondehojonok. onader ki special training thake nervousness shNuke dhore phelar? noile amar pasher loktar sathe dibbi hese hese kotha bollen, ar ami jei angul uNchiye class-e didimonir anumoti niye baire jawar moto mukh kore ek glass jol chailam, tokkhuni haasitasi ube giye mukh pathorer moto shokto? uni ki ter peyechhilen je jol chaibar aage ami kromagoto mone mone jop korchhilam, “he bhogoban jeno na boke jeno na boke jeno na boke....” Prophecy-r moto tension-o je self fulfilling hoy ke janto.

Jai hok, je kotha hochchhilo. Conveyor belt theke suitcase uddhar. je kota bishoye amar soubhagyer dour ekhono abyahoto, kukurer kamoR na khawa ar haaRgoR na bhanga chhaRa, seta hochchhe aeroplane-e luggage na harano. derite esechhe, talabhanga abosthay esechhe, ekbar to kara jeno suitcase khule bhetor theke ekjoRa notun juto-o gaap kore niyechhilo, kintu ta sotweo suitcase amar protyekbar ese hajir hoyechhe. sobar bag chole esechhe, airport phNaka hoye gechhe, ami diirghoshwas phele airlines-er office khNujbo bole rowna dichchhi, tokkhuni jhiri jhiri ghomtar phNak diye godailoshkori chale mukh bar korechhe se. amar luggage.

Jani apnara aneke already hingsey laal niil sobuj hochchhen, kintu bishwas korun ete amar kono haat nei. raag jodi kortei hoy, amar kopaler opor korun. sotyi bolte ki, ami nijei kori. Sudiptar bandhu Arijit ekbar suitcase haranor por British Airways-er naakkaan mule $3500 aaday korechhilo. seta shune amio roj raate shute jawar aage prarthona kortam, “thakur amaro suitcase hariye dao pleeeeease.” sheshe moriya hoye Christmas-er chhutite sobai mile Raili di’r baRi jawar somoy Philly airport-e neme, jeno monei nei emon bhab kore gotgotiye beriye jachhi, emon somoy Banti pechhon theke hNekedeke bollo, “seki! Suitcase-ta nebena naki! achchha bhulo to!!”

Ki bollam ektu age? kopaler naam Gopal .

Tarpor anekdin periye gechhe. ami buRo hoye gechhi. 5 hajar dollar dileo suitcase haranor moto romhorshok adventure-e namar murod ar nei amar. tar theke bhaloy bhaloy ghorer suitcase ghore phiruk. ami take unpack kore tar bhetor theke amar bishwosto Pepto Bismol-er golapi shishi sojotne baar kore amar bedside table-er opor sajiye rakhi. ar jiibone kichhu chaina.

Eto kotha thakumake bujhiye bolar somoy chhilona amar bujhtei parchhen, karoN laal Samsonite totokkhoNe paak kheye abar jhirijhiri ghomtar pechhoner andhokar guhar uddyshye rowna diyechhe. ami konomote kNadher bag ar choshma samle uthhe, thakumake thank you-tank you bole sedike chhut lagalam.

Ebarer calculation-tao jothariiti nirbhul chhilo. adrishyo howar thik aager muhuurte ami hNyachka mere laal suitcase belt theke namiye anlam. namate giye kNadhe ektu byatha pelam bote, kintu bedside table-e swomohimay biraj kora Pepto Bismol-er shishitar dike takiye se byatha anayase sojhyo kore nichchhi.

6 comments:

  1. arre poton niye jodi ami kokhono blog likhtam [jodiiii] tahole seta sure mahabharat er akar prokar dharon korto... kothay na pore jawar itihash achhe amar... mathe- moydane, college er siri te, bhora chandni market er majhkhane, rail station e,mall e..... ekhono obdhi sudhu airport ei bodhhoy pora hoyni.. ar ei luggage "aschhena keno" "aschhena keno" tnsn ta amar jibone bhishoon common.. sob somoyei ota ami jokhon pai tokhon almost belt er ashpash ta fanka hoe jay ar ami nishchit thaki j oi niil bakshota ke ami ar dekhte pabo na.. khub bhalo likhechho..

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    1. Sohini, ei mathhe moydane poRata arekta rohosyo amar jiibone. dekhbe jokhon eka eka hNati, tokhon dibbi gotgotiye soja buk chitiye hNete jai, kothao kono thokkho-mokkor lagar byapar nei. jei na ekgada lok, bajar, chNechamechi, moRer mathay fochke chheleder jotla, amni amar dhumdham achhaR khawa shuru hoy. joghonyo.

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  2. Amar duyekbar black ice e pa poRechhe. Jader se abhigyota nei tader jonyo boli - ei ami hNatchhi, porer muhurte abishkar korlam ami pa chhoriye matite bose, ar Amrita hese kutipati hochchhe. Keno je onyo loke poRe gele kichhu loker eto hasi paay janina. Zero friction surface er opor pa poRle gravitational field-e je potential energy minimize hoye stability asbe seta to Newton kobei bole gechhen. Ete hasar ki holo? Jaghonyo!

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    1. hahahahaha, matite paa chhoRiye...hohohohoho. anyo loke poRe gele jara hasena tara hoy pagol noy criminal. kajei Amrita odutor ektao noy aashwosto howa gelo.

      baasre achhaR khawar-o etoboRo boignanik byakhya thakte pare mathay aseni konodin. jana hoye gelo. dhonyobad Sugata.

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  3. Black ice er kolyan e matite paa chhoriye bose pora niye joto kom bola jai toto e bhalo... goto dudin theke ei jonno office kamai kore barite komor tan tan kore bose achhi... suye je aaram kore ektu cinema dekhbo tar o upai nei.... khali lok ta kemon mit mite hese are you ok bolechhilo seta mone pore kan matha gorom hoye jachhe...

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    1. ahare Gobechara. taRataRi sustho hoye othho ei kamona roilo. tao to tomake keu are you ok bolechhe, ami emon lokke jani jara nije nijei poRechhe, nije nijei uthhechhe, nijei nijer pant-er pechhoner borof jheRechhe (aboshyo lekhar pore sondeho hochchhe eta bodhoy anyo keu jheRe dite na elei mongol, naki?).

      sabdhane theko. byathar opor ar jeno byatha na lage kheyal rekho. All the best.

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