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Naam dham peshar motoi protiti manusheri ekti kore nijoswo emotion thake. Emotion kothata hoyto thik holo na, kintu anek khNujeo er theke beshi lagsoi shobdo pelam na. tar theke borong udahoroN diye byaparta bojhanor cheshta kori. Amar sejokakur jemon chondal raag, babar jemon sarcasm, Banti r jemon hasyoros, amader paRar moRer rock-e dubela duty dewa Bapi dar jemon prem. Banti mukh khulle jemon ghorsuddhu lok sofa theke goRiye maatite poRbei, temon amar sejokakuke edik paane aste dekhle sekhan theke maane maane kete poRai bhalo. Bojha gelo? Good . Amar signature anubhuuti, ba anubhuutir prokash holo giye kanna. raag dukkho anondo byatha bedona safolyo byarthota sobrokom muhuurter jonyoi amar chokher joler srot toiri thake. ‘Kabuliwala’ r last scene-er Chhobi Biswas, Debdas-er “MoroNe kkhoti nai....”, 15 th August-er sokaler ‘Ay Mere Watan ke Logon’ athoba kaaljoyii Bangla chhobi ‘Hathat Niirar Jonyo’ dekhe to sobai kNaden. tate biirotwer kichhu nei. kintu Nachiketar ‘Saar...

Rajaniigondhar malashobhito je Ambassador ti amar krondonrota maake potigrihe pNouchhe diyechhilo, tar Trunk-e amar chhotomama eke jor kore tule diyechhilen ei juktite je, “tor harmonium ki amra bose bose bajabo? tor jinis tor songe jabe.” Emon juktir sathe torko cholena. kajei harmonium songe elo. maa take jotno kore khater tolay rekhe dilen. ebong abilombe harmonium maayer smriti theke abolupto holo. se smriti adou phirto kina ke jane jodi na bochhor 10 porer ek borshar bikele maayer hothat mone poRto meyeke ebar ganer school-e bhorti korar somoy hoyechhe. Hasben na. ami jani 7 bochhor boyos protibhabikasher pokkhe hasyokor rokomer late. 2.5 bochhor boyos hote na hotei jodi apni naach, gaan ebong anchoring-e dhundhumar dokkhota dekhate na paren , tahole moshai 250 bochhor time dileo parben na. jotoi apriyo hok na keno, bhogoban apnar bhetor hunt korar moto talent diye pathhanni ei sotyita mene nin. Jai hok. modda kotha hochchhe je juge post office-e giye Bijoyar postcard...

Keshtoda mara gechhen porshu raate. Bhabben na sejonyo Keshtodar golpo shonate bosechhi apnader. Keshtoda sei birol projatir lok, bNeche thaktei jNara golpo howe othhar kkhomota rakhen. Keshtodake chenano khub i sohoj. ‘Srikrishno Mishtanno Bhandar’ athoba ‘Students’ Corner’ athoba ‘Bapi Roll Centre’ achhe erokom kono bajarer ashepashe thekechhen ki apni kokhono jiibone? tahole Keshtodake apni nirghat chenen. Rishra bajare goto 30, 40, 50....moter opor Rishrar adhibasiider smritir oparer kono ek somoy theke ekti mudir dokaner malik chhilen Keshtoda. jodio dekhe Keshtodar boyos andaj korte paren jodi (Keshtodar somporke past tense byabohar korte parata arekta asombhob byapar) tahole apni protibhaban. kNachapaka chul, haata gotano ‘Hemanta Mukherjii’ shirt ar check check lungi pora je bhodrolok ke ami dekhechhi, jigges kore janlam babao exactly tNakei dekhechhen ajiibon. thakurdake jodio sakkhii dewar jonyo haater kachhe pawa jachchhena, tobu ami jani tini ki bolten. apnarao ...

Besh koyek bochhor dhore ghum theke uthhe ki jeno ekta mone hoy. mone howatar opor sposhto kore angul rakhte parina kintu aswostita thekei jay. eksomoy anekkhoN dhore thakto, ekhon minute khanek badei kete jay. tobu kichhu ekta je golmal hoyechhe kothao seta oituku somoyeo bujhte pari. Idaning mone hochche dhore phelechhi asubidhe tar utpottita. shobder abhab. apnar kotha janina, shobdo amar priyo. bibhinnorokom awaj, golar swor, train-er bhNoooo, dNai kora basoner opor koler joler chhorchhorani, maayer chitkar. sotyi kotha bolte ki, ekta somoy porjonto amader baRir dike mukh kore lagano pujor pandal-er chonga theke berono awaj o ami mind na kore thakte pari. Ekmatro byatikrom, ‘konthii-night’. ejuge hoy ki? o juger lokera nirghat porichito e jontroNar sathe. fi-bochhor pasher paRar Monsa pujor function-e ‘Mahuay jomechhe aaj’ shunte na pawa niye ami ekbindu nostalgic noi bishwas korun. In fact, eitai boRo howar ekmatro upokarita dekhte pachchhi. Jai hok, abar goRar bishoye ...

Apnar ki mone hoy, ektamatro deshlai kathhi khoroch kore ke kotogulo mombati jwalate pare, erokom ekta protijogitar ayojon kore kotokhani uttejonar srishti kora sambhab? athoba ekdome shNakh bajano? noyto TV channel-er Game Show nirlojjo tuke ‘Sera Poribar’, jekhane porikkha kora hobe paRar kon swami-stree eke oporke sobtheke beshi haaRe haaRe chenen? Jodi apni bolen “meh”, tahole ami bolbo, apni life-e ki miss korechhen moshai janen na. 7 ti bochhorer epaare abar amar paRar mondope ami, amar protibeshiira, ar maa durga. boudira bhoyanok mutiyechhen, dadara birolkesh, ar ami ekhono bishwas korte raji noi, jader kole kore ghurtam tarai ei touchscreen-dhaarii fashion boiyer pata theke uthhe asa teenager-er dol. asombhob. TV te dekhchhi sob pujoi kichhu na kichhu shiropa jitechhe. sera protima, sera poribesh, sera purohit, sera dhaaki, sera swechchhasebok ebong sera kolabou. bolai bahulyo, amader pujo ei bajareo ektao prize bagate pareni. amader ajonmo theme, bNash ar tripol di...

Amar thakurda naki bolten, “cha to khai dudh ar chini khawar jonyo, emni cha abar khay ki kore manushe?” Thakurdar chokhe ihojonme monushyotwo arjoner asha tyag diyeo, tNar quotation tukei ami bolchhi, "email account ta to achhei forward pathanor jonyo. forward kora chhaRa ar ki i ba eto nityi-notun kotha thake manusher??" Seriously . apnara jNara byasto ebong bikhyato manush tNader inbox-e joruri mail ebong fan letter-er thelatheli, gNutogNuti thakte pare, amar inbox weekdays-er raat 11 tar Rishra platform. 4 ti forward biros bodone itiuti bose lyaj neRe mosha taRachchhe. Bishwas na hoy dekhe jan. Sotyi kotha bolte ki, porichito beshirbhag manusher sathe amar forward-er madhyomei jogajog. kichhu loker sathe shesh kotha bolechhi kobe mone nei, kintu niyomito tNader forward peye ami jante pari tNara bNecheborte achhen. shudhu tai noy, kemon achhen setao andaj kora motei shokto na. jemon dhorun, jini bhoyanok fuurtite achhen tini Windows er Bangla version niye chu...

Boyos howar upojogitagulo o ekta boyos na hole ter pawa jay na. eita upolobdhi korar moto boyos amar hoyechhe dekhe ami jarpornai anondito. Oporer paragraphtar sathe baki post tar kono somporko asha korle postaben. Abantor jokhon naam rekhei phelechhi tokhon take sarthoknama kore tolbar daaytao amar achhe boiki. Golpo khNuje akashpatal dhNuRe phele jokhon pray haal chheRe diyechhi tokhon nijeke ei bole uddiipto korar cheshta korlam je eto lokkho lokkho bochhor prithibiir matite ghol kheye beRachchhi, sob golpo phuriye gechhe eta hotei parena. Bhalo kore khNojo Sona, bhalo kore khNojo. Cheshtay ar kichhu na hok, khater tola ar dorjar pechhon ar pordar aaRal theke kaan dhore golpo tene bar kore ana jay. apni mukh bNyakate paren, "bisrii golpo" bole, kintu baje golpo o je golpo seta apnake swiikar korte hobe. Ekdin sokale dibbi kheye deye binuni bNedhe school-er dike rowna dichchhi, emon somoy thakuma chNyechiye bollen Anandabajar naki bolchhe amuk...

Aj amar jiiboner ekti bishesh din. ami sotyi janina thik ki likhle amar anubhuuti jothartho prokash pabe. Amar eto bochhorer jiibone aj prothom keu, ("kire?" bole pithh-chapRano bondhu noy moshai, jake shudhdhho banglay 'porichito' bole serokom ekjon) amar upodesh cheyechhe. etodin ami na chaitei jake-take ja biliye dichchilam aj setar emon kodor dekhe ami seriously khushi. Aro khushi karoN se amar kachhe jante cheyechhe, ki kore timepass kora jay. Abantor je amar asol protibhata apnader kachhe tule dhorte bhul koreni, eita jene ami apluto. Jai hok, shubhokaje deri kora uchit noy. tobe tar aage ami chotto kore amar ei protibhar jonmer itihas ta bole nite chai, 2 minute e. Amar ei protibhar rohosyo ar kichhui na, chhotobelay maa office gele ar baRite bhai bon na thakaar abodharito poriNoti. golper boi poRe, janala diye gachher daale kaaker chhanar hNaa kora mukher dike takiye theke, babar shirt pore daktar seje ar goromer chhutir dupur hole Chh...

Prothom jedin kono ek Bangla magazine-er golpe poRlam, bhoyanok byasto songsar bojhate lekhok bolchhen je choritrora office jawar somoy ghoRi dekhar bodole radio shonen, sedin amar mathay haat poRlo. Ebar jodi golpo kore konodin kauke boli je chhotobelay amader baRiteo sobai radio shune ready hoten, sobai omni mukh tipe hasben. bhabben chhya chhya, shesh porjonto bangla uponyas theke tukchhe dekhechho? Se jhNuki niyei amake bolte hochchhe je amrao eksomoy, eksomoy shudhu na, besh diirghosomoy dhore radio shune ready hotam. ghoRi dekhar somoy chhilo na, ar shonbar ghoRi jeta chhilo setar apoghate mrityu hoyechhilo. shonbar ghoRita jemon hoy arki, bodkhot dekhte mandhatar amoler pendulum ghoRi, beshi monojog daabi korena, sokal bikel kaan dhore pNyechiye dilei chole. somosya ta hochche , amar maa jokhon bairer ebong ghorer saradiner kaaj shesh kore bastobik i bichhanay dhopas kore poRe jeten, tokhono se ghoRi bindumatro sohomormita dekhato na. Dh -h-o-o-o-n-g dh-h-o-o-n-g kor...

1972 ? naki 1973? Amar janar kono upay nei. jNar janar kotha, tinio mone korte parchhen na. Ei agnatokulshiil chhobiti social networking er srote bhaste bhaste Presidency-r 1969-71 batch-er sodosyo der inbox-e ese bhiRechhe. ke tulechhe, kobe tulechhe somosto dorkari tothyopromaN somoy gile kheyechhe. chhNitephNota aboshishto rakheni. Chhobir tolay shudhu lekha Sharmila . Sharmila ki jini chandon pore bhubonmohinii haasi hese bose achhen? naki baki ruposiider moddhye keu? ke jane. Dekhun dekhi. kichhui na janle post ta likhbo ki kore. “ Are kichhu to mone korar cheshta koro” bole ghyanghyan korte maa janalen, tNar kichchhu mone poRchhe na, shudhu mone poRchhe Coffee house-e bose 1.25 takar Kobiraji bhaag kore khachchhen maa ar Krishna maasi. Ar ektu chapachapi korte maayer mone poRlo, Lighthouse e Rajesh Khanna-r ki ekta cinema cholchhilo, Rajesh Khanna porday asa mattor Hall-er ardhek meye kNedekete eksha. Seta shune ami, “aboshyo poysa diye ticket kete Raje...

17 th September, 2010 theke 27 th September, 2010, ei 10 dine Kolkata o tar ashepashe 4 jon lok cholonto train er tolay chapa poRechhen. Signal-kaaj korchhilo, level crossing er danda bhulboshoto tola chhilo na , durghotonasthole aain srinkhola poristhitio swabhabik chhilo. Na , ekjon-o atmohotya korar jonyo baRi theke beronni. antoto serokom kichhu sakkhyopromaN to pawa jayni. Lokjon chNechiye tNader sabdhan korechhe, level crossing er pashe asthayii foler dokani chitkar kore, “didi dekhe!!!” bole oRna dhore tenechhe, maayer kole shishu bhoye kNede uthhechhe, college chhatriira,”maa go!” bole chokh chapa diyechhe, komboyesii keu keu ekti khondo muhuurter jonyo holeo nijer praNer maya bhule chhute dhorte gechhe, tNara kichchhuti ter panni. Pawar kothao noy. protyekei mobile-e kotha bolchhilen. Athoba gaan shunchhilen. GaRi chalate chalate, rasta paar hote hote, train line perote perote mobile-e kotha bolte baroN korata old fashioned. ami se rastay hNatchhina. ar sotyi i ...

Ei chheletar naam Mohor. Bhalo naam aboshyo achhe ekta or. Ritwik. Mohor amar thakurdadar khuRtuto bhaiyer naatir khuRtuto m aasir chhele. Aro nanarokom kore amader somporkota borNona kora jay. ami sob rokom i poriikha kore dekhechhi. eitai sobtheke sojapoth. ebong shunte jerokom lagchhe, byaparta asole oto ghoralo kichhu o na. ektu matha thhanda kore bhablei beriye poRbe. Khub sorol kore bolle, Mohor amar bhai, k ototomo ‘removed’ janina. 1999 saaler aage ami nijeo jantam na prithibiite erokom ekta somporko thakte pare. Tarpor ekdin amar thakurdadar khuRtuto bhaiyer naatir sathe, je kina Mohor-er maayer jyathtuto didir chhele, Mohor amader baRite beRate elo. Goto 11 bochhor dhore baRite, university-te, bibidho poribeshe amar ar Mohorer dekha hoyechhe. Protyekbarei majhkhaner oi looooooooooooooomba somporko ta ektu ektu kore chhoto hoyechhe. Ekhon to pray nei bollei chole. somporkota no y, duurotwo ta. Mohor jarpornai bhalo chhele. Ami oke baRite, dhabay, emon...