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Roktochaap

Ojon jontre chaapata je ekta porikkha hoye uthte paare, ekotha jokhon suduurotomo kolponateo nei, tokhon mamabaRi theke pherar pothe Howrah station-e laal niil sobuj alo jawalano nebhano gobda machinegulo amar porom outsukyo ebong kamonaar bishoy chhilo. ami kichhutei maa babake bojhate partam na je ekta train miss hoy hok, kintu ektibaar oi machine-e chepe, soRat kore beriye aasa ticket, ar tar ultodike lekha amar bhagyolikhon ta poRei dekha jak na (poRa maane aboshyo, ghaaR uNchu kore, "ki likhechhe maa?"). maa baba korNopaat na kore haat dhore samner dike tene niye jeten, ami lubdhochokkhe, paa duto baade baki shoriirtar purotai pechhon dike phiriye anichhuk pichhu nitam. BoRo hoye aboshyo pother paashe biros bodone buRo manushder bose thakte dekhechhi rongchota ojonjontro niye. ek muhuurter lobh-o je hoyni ta noy. kintu totodine, etate nirghat bhulbhal maap dekhabe gochher kejo bokamo gulo mathar bhetorta chheye phelechhe. ojonjontrer je ojon maapa chhaRao anyo

Amake boka bolona

Hmmm . Ebaaro mukh na khulle, school-e fee bochhor bitorkosobhay 'Sohonshiilota ki Protibaadhiinotar Naamantor'-er pokkhe joto gola phatiyechhilam, sob britha jabe. Ami roga. ami roga thakte chai. amar roga bhalolage. Ami gym-e giye niyomito douRodouRi kori. na, fit thakar jonyo noy. roga thakar jonyo. Ami kom khawa practice kori. ami restaurant-e giye salad order kori. ami coke zero chhaRa khaina. Amar 2 nombor jeans-e dhukte pere anondo hoy. Kintu kii aschorjo!! ami likhte poRteo paari!!! Amar roga deher mota maatha khotomoto bangla shobdochhok somadhan korte 10 minute-er beshi neyna. Amar 'portion-control' kora brain smriti theke jhaRaakse du-charte durbodhyo bangla kobitar line ber kore ene sobaike impress kore dite pare. ' Dieting '-er atolaanto pNaake aakonthho nimojjito thekeo amar ei prithibiir ruup ros gondho borNo aahoroN korte kono asubidhe hoyna. (Ruup ros gondho borNo!! eta ki class 5-er rochon

Quotation

Quotation -er proti amar boRo lobh. Bola bhalo, quotation-mondito jiibonjatrar proti. Songkkhipto , soprotibho quotation. jiiboner bhol paalte dewa. notun kore aashay buk bNadhano. sob shesher poreo shurur bhorsa jaagano quotation. Sobtheke boRo kotha holo, roNe, bone, shmoshaane, raajodwaare, sodasotorko prohoriir moto, sodajagroto hitoishiir moto, ekta na ekta laagsoi quotation apnar paashe thakbei thakbe. Goto dudin office-e, pashe nirontor kaaj kore jawa sohokormiike dekhe matha chaaRa diye uthte chawa aporadhbodher gola tipe diye, youtube khule bosechhilen? ke bole ota phNaakibaji!! ota holo 'Do less' biplober goRar kotha. hNejipNejider jonyo o totwo noy. Advisor ke draft joma dewar bodole sara dupur bose aro ekta abantor post likhechhen, jeta apnake baad dile prithibiir ar tinjon doyalu lok poRben. ghabRaben na, 'Do what you love' er mokkhom ponthaa anusoroN na kore e jogote keu konodin boRolok hoyni. (apni na hole amake chepe dhorben na.

Bhulbhaal

Sugata na bolle, chirokele ICE-PICE je 'I spy' ekotha maathay aasar moto sores matha amar noy maantei hochhe. ebong seisonge etao boltei hochhe, je ice-pice is ekshoguN better than I spy. porer baar bolte holeo ami ice-pice i bolbo. Anyo karor kotha janina. jiiboner shurur diker amar sob douR-i, "ready, SEDI , go" bole shuru hoto bolei bodhoy beshiduur jete paarlam na. aar games teacher jedin sahebi mood-e thakten, sedin ekta durbodhyo kotha jog hoto oi shobdobondher sathe. bujhtaam na, bojhar taagido chhilona, karoN praNpoNe chhut (jetate ami sobsomoyei shesh joner aage pNouchhotam. shesh jon jaate na hoye jai sei extra pressure thakto, ingriji shune mormoddhaar korar somoy seta noy) shuru korar jonyo bNaashir teebro 'pNiiiiiiiiiiiip' i jotheshto. shobdota je ' ON YOUR MARK' seta ami uddhar korechhi maas 6-ek aage. achha, ek bochhor. tar theke beshi ekti din-o noy. Kayda kore ki sob jeno bole na....you can take a girl out of local tra

Bhule jawa khela

London khelata mone achhe? je chor, se ultodike mukh kore dNaRiye L O N D O N bolbe chNechiye, ar totokkhoNe sobai douRe chorer kachhakachhi jabar cheshta korbe. chor ghure apnake douRote dekhlei apni 'out'. chor puro bananta korar aagei pechhon phirechhe kina, ar tokhon apni dNaRiye thakleo apnar kaan hawaay dulchhilo kina ebong se juktite apnar 'out' howa uchit kina ei somosto uttopto bitorko shesh hole abaar chorer pechhon phera, abaar L O N D O N, abaar praNpoNe douR. tarpor je sobtheke sahosi ar sobtheke jore douRoy, se giye chorer pithhe kil mere ultodike douRobe. chhut chhut chhut, sobai chhote, chor chhote emonki jara 'out' hoye chorer pashe byajar mukhe dNaRiye chhilo tara porjonto. je becharar kopalpoRa, take chor dhore phelbe, ar abaar puro ghotonata shuru hobe goRa theke. Jokhon khelar boyos chhilo, tokhon bhabar somoy chhilona. ekkhuni mone hochhe, prithibiite eto shohor thakte London keno? ouponibeshikotar hangover naki oi boyoseo ei bana

Atithir biRombona

1. Khaiye sukh : sob bangalir-i nirghat ek boRomasi achhen, jNar hater ranna jotokhani bhalo, totokhani bhoyonkor tNar baRite khawar abhignota. jini, "khao, noyto amar mora mukh dekhbe" bole abohelay 17 nombor luchita apnar thalay chhNuRe phelte paren. protibaad kore kore klanto hoye keu kheye nen (beshir bhag atmiiyoswojon ei dolei poRen), karo sathe maasir jonmer moto mukh dekhadekhi bondho hoye jay (amar chhoto mesomoshai), ar apekkhakrito smart lokjon (aboshyombhabi promiiladol, maa ebong maami-ra) bohudin pore swiikar korechhen, maasi jokhon next item aante rannaghore jaan, tNara janala goliye niyomito bhabe khabardabar chhNuRe phele diye thaken. 2. Chotushpodii : he saromeyo palok, ami jani apni nijer kaanke bishwas korte parchhen na, kintu apnar sweet, cute, chNader koNaa, hiirer tukro, oti alaapii, kaaner-poka-noRiye-dewa charpeye tulor ball tike dekhe amar ektuo prem jagena. hNya ami jaani o "kiiiiiiichhu korbena", tobu doya kore apni oke amar gha

Sposhtobhaash

Ei prithibiir maatite cholaphera kore beRan jokhon, tokhon nirghat ducharjon 'sposhtobadii' loker sathe molakat hoyechhe apnar. sthaan, kaal, paatro, poristhini nirbisheshe 'sotyo'bhaashoN jNaar jiiboner ekmatro 'purpose'. Tobe 10 tar moddhye 9 ta kkhtrei eNra sotyi ar byaktigoto motamot-er moddhye parthokyo korte parenna. ar sei motamot jini joto rurho bhabe prokash korte paren, sposhtobhashitar rating-e tNar para toto choRte thake. Ami ek dadur golpo shunechhi, jini atmiiyo porijon baRite ele dorja khule prothom kotha bolten, "hothat?". bhodrolok bNeche thakte kiirokom jonopriyo chhile seta andaaj kora emon kichhu shokto noy, kintu morle sobai mohaan ei abhranto jukti mene ini ekhon amader poribaarer sposhtobaditar benchmark. sukher kotha ei je baki sodosyora shudhu take duur thekei pennam thukechhen, anusoroN korar rastay hNatenni. Tobe edhoroNer rude sposhtobadiitar, ba bishuddho durbinoy othoba abhodrotar ekta bajar achhe. ami a

Thakuma

Thakuma dadur songo shishur saarbik bikasher pokkhe kotokhani guruttwopurNo se niye guchho guchho seminar hoye gechhe. amar ar e bishoye notun kore kichhu bolbar nei. Ami shudhu khoob kaachh theke dekha e projaatir ekti sample-er kotha bolte pari. tNaar bhalo naam Anima. kharap naam boo. aggye hNya, boooooooooooo. aboshyo thakumake "boo" korar lokera guti guti sokolei paattaRi gutiyechhen. bhalo naamtao hawa hoyei jachhilo, nehat dadu mara jawar por pension-er application korar somoy prosongota uthlo. tokhon sobai douRe giye jiggasa koray thakumao khanikkhoN bhebe nijer naamta bole dilen. Kaane na shona (jodio paasher ghore onaake niye gola namiye keu kichhu bolle thakuma sob sposhto shune paan) ar puurNima amabosyay hNaatur byatha chaagaR dewa chhaRa, idaning thakumar prodhaan abhijog hochhe, Sourav Ganguly ke sobai mile hingse kore hariye dichhe. deshe bideshe bangalir bohu alochito adho(:)potoner nirbhul diagnosis thakumar, bishwojoRa shoRojontro. Char

Roommate

10 foot by 12 foot ekta ghorer modhye duti praNii. rokter somporkohiin, samajik somporkohiin, aage konodin dekhini, dekha howar kothao chhilona. jaat, gotro, rajnoitik motobaad, khadyabhyas, priyo IPL team konokichhui milbar ebong na milbar soman soman sombhabona niye hothat ekdin sohobas shuru. Roommate -er sathe somporko bhalo hote pare, mondo hote pare. golagoli theke shuru kore aaday kNachkolay ebong taar modhyobortii jekono taapmatrar somporko hote pare apnar ghorer manushtir songe. tobe jai hok na keno, etuku nischit hote paren, duniyar proti joRa roommate-er rosayon unique. Dilli ISI-e bathroommate bole ar ekta jinis hoy. naamer motoi, eder golpogulo-o emni roommate niye baje golper theke anek beshi interesting. kintu seta arekta post. Biscuit kheye ney ba phone kore talktime shesh kore rakhe, ei jodi apnar roommate somporke abhijoger douR hoy tahole monojog din. ghorer moddhye goromkale kichhu na pore ghoraghuri kora roommate-o hote parto apnar. athoba ultodiker bichhanay b

Biscuit

Je jaygata dekhini, shudhu naam-i shunechhi, sekhane giye kolponar sathe bastob na melar hatasha ekrokom. ar haater taalur moto chena kono jaygay phire giye sobkichhu achena lagar monkharapta arek rokomer. Shohor to bodlaayi. baaRighor bhange, goliraasta rajpoth hoy, mathar opor bridge, chaayer gumti bhol palte Kaalimata Video Centre, Kaalimata Video Centre bodle Games world cyber cafe, esob jawa aasa to legei thake. mushkilta holo, oi chaayer dokan athoba Video Centre na thakle apnar roj bikeler projapoti biskut khawa shoishob ar shesh koishorer nishiddho gopon uttejonar smritirao aashroyhiin hoye poRe. Erokomi anaath smritibhora ek shohorer raajpoth diye hNaatchhilam sedin. E shohore jokhon prothom esechhilam tokhon amar sodyo joubon, ar ekhon.........well, matter kore na. 'prothom' anekkichhur sakkhii ei shohor amake dine raate pichhu dekechhe. kintu phire ese ter pelam, amar smriti ar kolponar sathe bastober mil phuriyechhe anekdin. Sei smritir bo

Local train

Sunil Ganguly kobe kothay jeno bolechhilen, local train ekjon golpokaarer sara jiiboner golper jogan dite pare. maane akkhorik na holeo, ei gochheri kichhu bolechhilen arki. Golopokaar howar dorkar nei. apnar ei prithibiite motto jai hokna keno, hNete chole goRiye konomoto din gujran, ba shonibaarer adday daami kotha bole bondhuder chomke dewa, athoba sotyikaarer daarshoniko jodi hoye uthte chan apni, local train apnar sohoj somadhan. Prithibiite jotorokomer 'baadii' achhe, je kono given muhuurte local train-er kaamray apni sobaike dekhte peye jaben. ugrobaadi (jini mone koren ekta seat-e charjon bosata manobjaatir ekadoshtomo commandment, se baki tinjoner akaar ayoton jai hokna keno ebong nijeke choturthojon hisebe place korar loRai tini chaliye jete paren Bordhomaan theke Howrah obdi) theke shuru kore nirbibaadii porjonto, jini ektu duure khondojuddho legechhe dekhe kkhomar haasi hese paasher sohojaatriike bolen, "kii hobe jhogRa kore, ar ektu baadei to je jar pot

Nodiir epaar opaar ebong diirghoshwaas

Nodiir epaar opaar ebong diirghoshwaas sonkranto je probaadta achhe, seta anekangshe myth bolei amar dharoNa. sob dekheshune ami siddhante esechhi je nodiir je kono paare bosei, dukkhito howa to duure thak, borong besh gorbito howar jutsoi karoNer abhab nei. ebong amra sokolei seta hoye thaki. Chhotobelay school-e kichhu lok dekhechhilam jara naki boi ki jinis chokhei dekheni. emni emnii guchho guchho nombor pachhe. tader daapote kNecho hoye thaktam. ar bhabtam koto saadhonay emon durlobh protibhaar adhikaarii howa jay. Koyek doshoker moroNpoN practice-e bohu koshte ei 'cool' byaparta jokhon ropto holo, tokhon sthhaan kaal paatro sob bodle gechhe. sei poribortito poristhitir kotha bebaak bhule giye, ek aasore khoob kaayda kore jei na bolechhi ami to ekdom poRashona korina, saaaaaraaaaaadin youtube dekhi, omni dekhi joRa joRa neel sobuj badami chokh amake bisphaarito drishtite dekhchhe. keu bollo se roj 18 ghonta poRe, keu asombhob hotaashar sure janalo je probh

Amader aamole

Tomader boyose ami koto khetam jano? ekatha bole notun projonmer gaa pitti jwalanor moto sujog e jiibone amar aar holona. aro agunti na-parar motoi, ami kheyeo kauke khushi korte parini konodin. Amar moto abhaagader jonyo aboshyo arekti abyartho astro achhe. Muulyobriddhi. Aj theke 20 bochhor aage, gaaner school theke pherar pothe 5 takay kena kwality-r vanilla cup icecream (porer robibaar butterscotch, tar porer soptahe aabar vanilla) je ekti balikar sara soptaher prarthonar uttor hoye uthte parto e khoborta ekele manushder mukh theke abyartho 'wow' tene baar kore anbei. Guarantee. Othoba office theke pherar pothe maa-r kine aana chhotto sada sobuj chouko baakshe 2 taka piece-er kNachagolla. baaksher ekdike lekha 'nalen guRer sondesh', anyodike 'kNalakaad'. Amio OMG boli (bolte chai antoto), jokhon hothat ter pai je 2 takay ekhon ar kichhu pawa jayna. Bangladesh TV ar booster antenna ar puff hatawala jamakapoRer moto 2 takar note-o

April Fool

Kaal April Fool chhilo. Kaal theke besh koyek bochhor aage ei dintay protyek bochhor sokal hote na hotei thakuma ese amake khobor dito, Soma naamni amar ek ati ghonishthho bondhu ese amake khNujchhe. Jodio Soma sadharoNoto kokhonoi amader baRite aasto na. amader jono praaNer kotha hoto school jawa ebong aasar pothe. Protyek bochhor eki dine, eki somoye, eki bondhu ese amake khNujto. Ebong ami protyek bochhori lafate lafate samner baranday ese dNaRatam. pechhon theke gotakoy praaptoboyosko naari purush soru mota mihi golaay April Foooooooooooooool bole chNechiye uthto. Amader baRite 'boyosochito byabohaar' kothati jonopriyo noy. Batsorik ei natikatir abhinoy bondho hoye gechhe besh kichhudin holo. kushiilober abhabe noy. thakuma achhe, amio achhi, Somao achhe nishchoyi kothao. shudhu tinjoner moddhye sthaan ebong kaaler somapoton ghotchhena ar. Thiki achhe. bochhorer baaki 364 din to sokal bikel boka bonchhi. keu bonachhe. athoba nijei nijek