Amader aamole
Tomader boyose ami koto khetam jano? ekatha bole notun projonmer gaa pitti jwalanor moto sujog e jiibone amar aar holona. aro agunti na-parar motoi, ami kheyeo kauke khushi korte parini konodin.
Amar moto abhaagader jonyo aboshyo arekti abyartho astro achhe.
Muulyobriddhi.
Aj theke 20 bochhor aage, gaaner school theke pherar pothe 5 takay kena kwality-r vanilla cup icecream (porer robibaar butterscotch, tar porer soptahe aabar vanilla) je ekti balikar sara soptaher prarthonar uttor hoye uthte parto e khoborta ekele manushder mukh theke abyartho 'wow' tene baar kore anbei. Guarantee.
Othoba office theke pherar pothe maa-r kine aana chhotto sada sobuj chouko baakshe 2 taka piece-er kNachagolla. baaksher ekdike lekha 'nalen guRer sondesh', anyodike 'kNalakaad'.
Amio OMG boli (bolte chai antoto), jokhon hothat ter pai je 2 takay ekhon ar kichhu pawa jayna. Bangladesh TV ar booster antenna ar puff hatawala jamakapoRer moto 2 takar note-o smritir duniyar uddyeshye jatra korechhe bohudin holo.
Tai dhNoya noy, dhuulo noy, meyeder uthte thaka skirt ar chheleder phulte thaka biceps noy. amake bishom khaway jinispotrer daam. maathar bhetor ajiiboner moto ghar bNedhechhe 5 takar icecream cup. tai prothombar Baskin Robbins-er dokane icecream kheye 87 taka pocket theke bar korar dhakka ekhono buker moddhye dogdoge hoye achhe.
Ar airport-e coffee. ami jani, saat sagorer opaarer hisebe hoyto eki byapar. kingba sostao hote pare. kintu desher maatite paa dewa matroi amar chokhe jonomanobheen bhuttakkheter jaygay lokkho lokkho manusher srot. amar note-e Lincoln-er bojrodristir bodole Gandhijir fokla haasi. ebong monushyo brain-er lajabab programming, 100 takar coffee-r bishom chhNyaka. pocket-e ebong jibhe.
Kintu daam jigges kore phele, poshalo na bhaisaab, bole phire aasar moto dharalo smartness amar nei. tai bag khule taka baar kore diye coffee-r cup tule ni. Coffee-r opor cream diye aaNka hridoy dekhe kinchit shanto hoi. nah, taka nichhe thiki kintu ekebare akaroNe nichhena. 100 taka puro ushul korar jonyo ami zero calorie sweetener achhe kina khNoj kori. seta meshate giye hridoy ghNete jaay aboshyo. kintu totokkhoNe amar hritobol anektai punoruddhar hoyechhe.
Nah, gota ekta pNaatha khaini. othoba competition diye 40 khana rosogollao na. kintu amader aamole 5 takay dhNoya othano, jibh poRano, ghum chhotano coffee pawa jeto jotrototro. bhabte paro!!!
OMG! Bangladesh TV ar booster dewa antenna! Apnio ki "Johnny Soko and his Flying Robot" er fan chhilen?
ReplyDelete"Tomader amole ami omuk khetam tomuk khetam" bolbar kamota amaro nei, tobe ekta katha boli, oi 5 takar coffee kintu ekhono pawa jaay. Amra shudhu ar setake jatheshto "cool" mone korina... amra CCD ba Baristay giye Capuccino ba Tropical Iceberg order kore bhabi khub modern hoyichi. Apni jakhon 5 takar ice cream kheten sei samaye ki konodin airport e dhuke coffee order korechhen? (Ar amay loke eita bolbar jonyo "gNaaiya" bolbe, kintu maayer haater otyodhik doodh dewa instant coffee ta amar e-desher freshly crushed roasted ityadir theke bhalo lage.)
Tobe amio jakhon akhonkar bachchader majhe modhye boli, "Amader amole TV te ekta channel chhilo, tarpor duto elo. Computer e 640 KB RAM thakto, ar hard disk thaktoi na. Bakse kore floppy niye ghurte hoto. Phone bolte bujhtam dial lagano ekta bhari kalo jinis jeta amader barite chhiloi na. Bhikhiri der 10 poisa dile khushi hoye nito, jeta akhon 1 taka dileo naina. Ar Kwality'r Chocobar er 15 taka daam shune bhirmi khawar jogaR hoyechhilo." takhon nijer kaanei nijer kathagulor modhye jeno baba-ma-dadu-thakumader galper protidhwani shunte pai. Nijeke nijeri kemon buRo buRo laage... shrota ra ki bhabe ke jane!
Kuntala, tomar lekha pore ami akdom boba hoe gachhi...tomar k=lekha amar ato kano bhalo lage jano..tumi bhishon shadharon jinish guloke oshadharon korar khomot arakho...aaj ke tumi ja likhechho ta niye prayi nijer modhye ba kono gonishtyo loker shathe alochona hoe....alochona bolbo na ninda chorcha hoe bolte paro....kintu shei ninda charchai je ato shundar akt lekha hote par sheta tomar moto talented lekikha der mathatei ashte pare....chhoto chhto shukho onubhuti guloke tomar ekhanei abar khuje pai..likhe jao aro onek....tomar lekhar nesha dhore jachhe ashte ashte....
ReplyDeletearek t akotha make apni bolo na pls...boyosh barchhe thiki tobe apni bolle kamon jani nejeke aro onek boyoshko mone hoe....hahhaha....tumi tai bhalo...besh akta apon bhabo achhe abar ektu kochi kochi akta feelings o daye....
Kamalika
Sugata, Johnny Soko-r fan chhilam na, tobe bhodrolok ke chintam. apnar kothaguloy jukti achhe. jokhon ami 5 takay vanilla cup khetam tokhon shudhu hNaa kore uRe jawa plane dekhtam. seta je ekta airport theke chhaRe ebong sekhane je daami coffee pawa jay otosob toliye bhabini. bhabar sujogo aseni. ar apnar sathe amar aro ekta mil, dudhe gola instant coffee-r proti pokkhopaat.
ReplyDeleteKamalika, dhonyobaad. tumi tomar proshongsay khoobi muktohosto dekhte pachhi. ar tomake tumi-i bolbo ekhon theke. ar boyos.....ekjon khoob buddhiman lok amake ekbaar bolechhilen, 25 perolei moner boyos diye gunte hoy. ami seta akkhore akkhore mene choli.
Iye... maane ekta kotha bolbo bolbo bhabchhi koyekdin dhorei. Chaile amakeo "tumi" bolte paren... mane apni-i prothom online bondhu jaake ami "apni" bola shuru korechhilam, kintu apni "tumi" te neme aste chaile apotti nei. Aboshyoi chaile "apni" tao chaliye jete paren. Taateo apotti nei. :)
ReplyDeleteapotti jokhon nei tokhon choluk na :).....amar abar 'apni' becharar proti maaya achhe ektu. 'tumi' khoobi bhalo, kintu suyoraaNi bhalo holeo duyoraaNi pathoker sohanubhuuti adaay kore ney kina. amar pokkhopaater kaaroN anekta seirokomi.
ReplyDeleteKhub sundor bolechhen! :) Ajkal duyoraaNir proti ektu beshi-i abohela hoy... kajei "apni"-i cholte thakuk.
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