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Aj amar baba maayer 35-tomo bibahobarshikii. Aro kayda kore kothata paRbo bhabchhilam. diirgho dampotyo, jiiboner bondhur pothe haat dhore hNatahNati hyanatyana, kintu konobhabei amar moner sothik bhabta prokash kora jachchhilo na. jeta hochchhe, 35? WHAT!! TOMRA KI SUSTHO LOKJON? KI KORE PARLE? Amar baba maayer amar sathe swobhabe-choritre konoi mil nei kina, tNara sob kothai seriously nen. amar proshnotao seriously niye jobab dilen, “na parar ki achhe? biyei to, Everest choRa to ar noy. kingba khali haate bagh bhaluker sathe juddho korao noy.” Maa sujog peye amake ekbar khNocha diye nen, “kingba ekla ghore bose bose internet dekhe timepass korar moto bitikichchhiri-o noy.” Jeno bollei ami bishwas korchhi arki. Jai hok, amar bishwas-abishwasta ekhane prosongo noy. prosongota hochchhe ajker dinta dhorle, amar baba maa eke oporer sathe ek chhader tolay 35 bochhor katiye dilen. shurur maaskoyeker mon dewanewa ar majhkhane chakrisuutre 2-4 bochhorer tuktak ...

Bochhorer kon somoyta sobtheke kharap lage jigges korle ami nirdwidhay bolbo ei somoyta. ei January-r sheshtuku. asha akangkkha shopoth protishrutigulo beshi purono hoyni kintu notun bhabta itimoddhyei chote gechhe. bhulchuk sariye phutiphata bujiye jiibontake abar ke-jane-kobekar moto jhokjhoke korar jonyo haate somoy poRe achhe mattor 11 maas. ar sobtheke maratmok du:songbadta hochchhe je ekmaas kete jawar por buker moddhye ekta ashonisongket ter pachchhi je ei bochhortao thik ager bochhorgulor motoi katte cholechhe. Arthat kina jemon chhilo sobkichhu temon-i thakbe abikol. jaha 2011, tahai 2012. amar hoddo boring bNeche thakata tar somosto khNut, khamti, byarthota, hotasha niye jekhane thomke chhilo sekhanei theme thakbe, ek inchi egobena. ar amar iirshay jhapsa hoye jawa chokher samne diye baki sobai tader phule phole dhono dhanye bikoshito jiiboner hasi kanna othha poRa niye shonshon kore bhobishyoter dike chhute jabe. Ami pother pashe dNaRiye dNaRiye fyalfyaliye dekhbo....

Kichhu kichhu jhoR asar agei ter pawa jay je jhoR aschhe. Khub kayda kore jeno shaarodiiya uponyas likhchhi emon bhab kore oporer line-ta likhlam bote, kintu sotyi kothata holo je seta sob jhoRer agei ter pawa uchit. kotthao kichhu nei, fotfote akash, furfure hawa, hothat porer muhuurtei chardik kalo kore jhoR-tor uthhe, dhuulo-tulo uRe, shaRi-taRi pasher baRir bagane uRe giye eksha, e kebol TV Serial-ei howa sombhob, kingba third class uponyase. bastober sathe or kono somporko nei. sob jhoRer agei chhader pNachile shukote dewashaRi namiye anar dedar sujog thake, sob poriikkhay fail marar agei poRashona korar aphurontosomoy pawa jay, sob prem phuriye jawar agei phone asonkhyobaar beje beje no-reply hoye phire ase. Ekhon ami jodi kichhutei se sob lokkhoN dekhbo na poN kore duhaate chokh tipe bose thaki, se daayta agapashtola amar, premer noy. premiker to noy-i. Amar maa-o ter peyechhilen. je ekta kichhu durdoibo ghonate cholechhe. tNar prem ebong prem-porobor...

Ekta manush jiibone jekota interesting kaaj korte pare, tar beshiirbhag-i korini ami. hostiiprishthhe chepe Kajiranga bhromoN, gonjika sebon, Olypub gomon, Bungee jhNapon, Everest choRon, Slogan deon. Shunechhi slogan dite naki jobbor lage. laglei bhalo, noyto JNUr oi haaR khotkhotano shiiter raate je becharara michhil kore “Jab Tak Suraj Chand Rahega” chNechate chNechate campus poribhromoN korto, tader opor amar dwiguN koruNa hobe. ami kokkhono osob jhamelay jetam na. Tindar torkari ar ruti kheye moner du:kho mone chepe sotan ghumote chole jetam. Slogan dewar sukh amar kopale nei, koshto holeo etai nijeke bujhiyechhilam ami. Kintu achirei poristhiti bodlate cholechhe. achire mane ekkhuni. SOPA PIPA NIPAT JAK. SOPA PIPA-r KALO HAAT BHENGE DAO, GNURIYE DAO. SadharoNoto esob byapare ami bishesh uttopto hoina, ja hochchhe hote dao boss amar kii , eitai amar astitwer unique and stable equilibrium, kintu ta bole Wikipedia-r opor thaba poRbe ar ami bose bose dekhbo, eta...

Apnara matha jhNakiye bhuru kNuchke bhabchhen nirghat, erokom kono Mongolbarer kotha to jonme shunini baba. agei bolechhilam apnader sathe amar abishwasyo mil. karoN amio shunini. JNara bhalo likhiye, se godyo podyo jai likhun na keno, tNara shobdo niye nanarokom karikuri korte paren. ekkhuni e shobder mundu kete o shobder dhoRe juRe dilen, to or borNona dite giye tar hokker bisheshoN bemalum chaliye dilen. swoirachar jake bole. Jhomjhome raat, khoskhose haasi, tongtonge mejaj, nishpishe jibh. Jesob jibhera poroninda porochorcha korar jonyo sorboda nishpish kore, jemon amader Shukrobarer addar member-der jibhgulo, tader borNona korar jonyo nishpishe kothata byabohar kora hobena keno, eta amar nyajyo proshno. Ostad likhiyera swobhabotoi shobdo niye kheladhuuloteo ostad. Sunilbabur ekta kobitar line poRechhilam (anekdin age poRechhilam kina, tai uddhriti chinho dichchhina), ekta golap golaper moto phute achhe. sotyi-i to, golap phul ar kiser motoi ba phute thakte pare? anek...

Amader shoishobe khobor pawa oto mukher kotha chhilo na. saradin adaR-badaR bon-jongol ghure ekdol lok khobor khNuje beRaten, amra tNader boltam ‘sangbadik’. sondhyebela khoborer bosta upuR hoto kagojer office-er baranday. tarpor shuru hoto bachhabachhi. bishwasjogyo ar gurutwopuurNo bhalobhalo khobor ekta jhuRite guchhiye rakha hoto, chhNeRaphata nongramoto batil khobor dNai hoto arekta jhuRite. tarpor majhraat abdhi uNchu uNchu gomgome ghore birat birat kalo kalo jontre se khobor chhapa hoto. chhapar age tader aro besh ko’bar jhaRaimochhai kora hoto jodio. khobor nirbhul holei to hobena shudhu, byakoroN ar banan bhul holeo chhichhikkar. Ghore ghore kochi chhanaponara maa-babar dekhadekhi khelna chayer cup-e michhimichhi chumuk dite dite, jothasombhob gombhiir mukhe, tader chhotto shoriir pray dheke phela Anandabajarer khola pata himshim kheye samlate samlatei to reading poRte shikhbe. tader Banglabhashar bhobishyoter kothatao to kheyal rakhte hobe kagojwalader? saapbyang ekta ...

Aro ghoraghuri, aro oRauRi , aro boktrita , aro amonojog. kortripokkher shyendrishti phNaki diye aj porjonto keu kokhono rokkha peyechhe bole shunini, ami to kon chhar. ager seminar-e kono guptochor nirghat dekhe phelechhilo, boktrita na shune ami P, Q, D, O pen buliye bhorat korchhi bose bose, opormohole giye lagiyechhe. kichhu lok thakei dekhben anyer sukh sojhyo korte parena. tai ebar amar ghaRe kaaj. bose bose je ja bolchhe sob shono, mone rakho, smritishokti kharap hole tukei rakho borong, karoN seminar ante report lekhar somoy ke ki bolechhe mone na poRle swoyong bhogoban-o tomake bNachate asben na. Kono mane hoy? Protishodh hisebe ami seminar theke dukhana extra pencil ar notepad hatiye enechhi. kar lyaje paa diyechhe, seta sobaike ebar ektu bujhiye dewa dorkar. Nilu shikhiyechhilo jekono du:kher poristhitike ki kore sohoniiyo kore tulte hoy. ki kore jante chan? dhorun apnar bhoyanok gorom lagchhe. Hostel protishthhar somoy je ceiling fan lagano hoyechhilo, seta mathar...

Amader baRite ekta aadyikaler trunk achhe. apnader baRiteo ache nishchoy. nei? hotei parena. khater tolata dekhben to ekbar bhalo kore. amader maayera biyer somoy joutuk (poN kothata emonki shunteo baje) hisebe je khatgulo songe kore niy e asten, segulo dekhte bhoyanok gambat hoto bote kintu ekta subidhe chhilo je tar niche songsarer anekrokom dorkari jinis rakha jeto. aadyikaler trunk, Harmonium, shiiter jamakapoR bhora VIP suitcase, bichchhu bachchader thanda korar jonyo bhuutpret ityadi. Modern juger minimalist khat. Clutter ebong bhuut free. Buchididir meye majhe majhe control-er baire chole gele tader du-charteke thakuma ekhono deke pathan. “aay to juju, khater tola theke aay to, Diotima-r kaanduto mule diye jaa to.” Diotima maane ki amake jigges korben na. ami janina, amar baRisuddhu keu janen na. Buchididio bolechhe janena naki. kintu naamer maane thakte hobe ei concept-tai bhoyanok boring ar backdated. kajei Diotima-i cholchhe. Jai hok. maayer joutuke pawa khater ...

Practice-e ki na hoy. practice na thakleo je koto kichhu hoyna, bhaba jayna. ei jemon ajker dintar kothai dhora jak. sokal theke meghla, ni:jhum. Blinds khule rakhleo ja, na khulleo tai. ghorer bhetorta ekirokom abchhaya . tobu ami khulei rekhechhi, karoN ek aadhta pNuchke pakhi hothat hothat gholate akasher edik theke odik uRe jachchhe. byastosomosto hoye. je pakhir size joto chhoto tar byastota toto tunge. Dekhchhi bose bose. Prithibiir boyos jodi ar 15 bochhor kom hoto, tahole ajker dinta niye ami patar por pata likhe phelte partam. fosfosiye. ektuo hNochot na kheye. ‘mon’, ‘akaroN’, ‘keno ke jane’, ‘duur ajana’ gochher shobdo jonmodine pawa Chinese fountain pen-tar nib-er doga diye sroter moto beriye asto, matha jhNuke poRe khatar sathe mishe jeto, ektu pore hoyto fNosfNos kore boRo boRo ni:shwas poRto, golar kachhta byatha byatha korto, nonta joler phNota chokher kol upche poRe choshma-toshma jhapsa kore diye, sordi-tordi moto hoye giye...se ek bitikichchhiri byapar hoto...

Notun bochhor poRar por theke Bantir patta nei. sei je 31 st December sheshraate adda bhenge ga mochRata mochRate “shute jai bujhle” bole nijer baRir dike rowna dilo, tarpor theke taar tikiti dekha jachchhena. amra dudin dekhe, tindiner din sthaniiyo haspatale khNoj-toj niye sheshmesh choturthodin Chiruke thelethule library-te pathalam. Bola jay na. Resolution-er season bole kotha. Ja bhaba tai. Chiru ese dNat baar kore khobor dilo, “giye dekhi 5 tolar sobtheke koNer ghortay, print out-er pahaR side-e soriye jayga kore, table-e thyang tule babu mukh hNaa kore ghumochchhen.” tai dekhe Chiru jei na ekkhana article-er prothom pata chhNiRe sei hNaa kora mukhe ghNuje diyechhhe, dhoRmoRiye uthe Banti oke ei mare to sei mare. ghumiye ghumiye naki ekkhana durdhorsho paper-er idea esechhilo mathay, seta kNechiye dewar jonyo. Amra sommilito diirghoshwas phele bollam, “bhagyis idea-ta kNeche gelo, noile jodi tui paper likhe bikhyato hoye jetis, Nobel peye jetis, ar tarpor amader patt...

Kauke kichhu bojhanor cheshta korechhen apni konodin? dNatbhanga upopadyo-sompadyo, theorem-corollary howar dorkar nei, nitanto sadharoN joler moto soja jinis? antoto apnar kachhe jeta joler moto soja bole bodh hochchhe? duye duye char-er moto soja? apni joto bolchhen 2+2=4, dhyabRa kore kajol tana boRo boRo chokhe apnar dike cheye rinrine golay keu bole cholechhe, keno 4 keno, 5 keno noy? Akash keno niil? ‘He’ keno ‘goes’? Auto keno holud, keno golapi noy? Bagher mathay chul nei keno? Suurjo keno gol? Uchchhe keno teto? RabRir moto mishti keno noy? Bojhanor cheshta korechhen konodin? Tahole apni amar ei muhuurter manosik biporjoyta haaRe haaRe anudhabon korte parben. Dosher moddhye ami bojhate gechhilam, tao abar sokalbela office beronor age, Teentaal ar Jhaptaal-er parthokyo ki. konta 16 ar konta 10, konta 4/4/4/4 ar konta 2/3/2/3, konta khay ar konta mathay dey. jeta Bangladesher lokkho lokkho class 3-er bachcha Rabibar bikele paRar ganer ishkuler didimoNir kachhe shonam...

Ajker sokalta ekdom anyorokom. baki sobdiner cheye. ghum bhengechhe aboshyo anyodiner motoi, 5ta theke soya 5tar bhetor. aj bejechhilo 5ta 13. Mobile-e dekhechhilam, mone kore rekhechhi. hoyto tokhoni ter peyechhilam ajker dinta anyorokom hote cholechhe. manusher moner nanarokom atiindriyo kkhomota-tomota thake shunechhi. Telepathy-tathy. serokom-i kichhu hobe bodhhoy, ke jane. Sotyi sotyi ghum bhangar por theke jotorokom bhalobhalo ghotona sob eksathe ghotte laglo. tader sobgulor opor je amar haat chhilo emontao noy. jemon dhorun aj je Rabibar, ei byaparta. Rabi na hoye Shani hole aro bhalo hoto aboshyo, kintu Rabi na hoye Som, Mangol, Budh, Brihospoti ba Shukro holeo amar kichhu korar chhilo na. seta na hoye eta je ekta Rabibarer sokal, etai jotheshto bhalo byapar. snane jawatake ekhkono anekkhoN thekiye rakha jabe. Kintu tarporer bhalo ghotonagulor krititwo amakei nite hobe nirlojjer moto. upay nei. anyodin chokh khule balisher pashe mobile hatRe somoy dekhei toRighoRi nil k...