Boyes Aamar Mukher Rekhaay

Sedin deparment-e ekti junior chhele-r saathe alaap holo. nehaat-i bachcha, Masters first year. notun juger chhele, aamar saathe e-mail e jogajog kora subidhe jene emon chomke gelo jeno chokher saamne Neanderthal dekhchhe. but e-mail is slow!!! sommanrokkhar taagide Windows Messenger-e ekta account khulte holo. khuliye chhaRlo bola bhaalo. or saamne bose aamar naam-dhaam-thikuji-kushthi type korte giye hothat ter pelam, aamar birth year-tay jete gele scroll down kore niche naamte hochchhe. aami drop down list-er capacity-r cheyeo buRo hoye gechhi.
Bhaaba jaay!!!
Aboshyo byapaarta anek din aagei aaNch kora uchit chhilo, jokhon theke daadu-ra kaaku aar kaaku-ra dada hote shuru korlen. (nije ki theke ki hochchhi seta niye aami konodin-i maatha ghaamaini, karoN class IX-e poRar somoy thekei lok-e aamake boudi bole deke aaschhe).
Boyes khoob-i golmele byaapar. chhoto, boRo, buRo sobbar jonyei. chhotoder boRora bibhinno bhabe boka baanay, boyos taar moddhye ekta prodhaan shNaakher koraat. rannay bhule beshi jhaal diye phele boRo hoye gechho to, kheye naao kingba eto dheRe hoyechho, jaanona je omuk kaku phone korle bolte hoy aami baaRite nei? aabar sei ek i juktite etuku bachchar jonyo aabar beshi bhaaRa keno bole roga rickshawala-r saathe jhagRa kora.
BoRo hole sotyi-i manush hNotka hoye jaay.
LokkhyoNeeyo bishoy hochchhe je keu-i taar nijer boyes ta niye khushi noy. Subol-Susheel er sei chiro porichito paradox to aachhei. chhotora chaay boRo hote, boRora chaay chhoto hote, buRora chaay aaro buRo hote. Seriously. 80 peronor por per year extra 2-4 bochhor bhejaal diye baaRano ekta standard practice.
Aamar boRo-thakuma (aamar thakuma-r sot-bon, thakumar babar prothom pokkher prothom sontaan) thaakten aamader paaRatei. nuye poRa, shaada shaaRi joRaano ekta sheerNo deho, laathi thukthukiye roj bikele hNete beRaato aamader paaRaar chena golite. dekha holei chumu kheten chibuk dhore. chumu maane gaale naaker doga aar chibuk-er khNochaa, karoN tader maajhe je thNote dhaaka dNaater saari thaakar kotha, se sober paat chuke gechhe kobei.........
Se jai hok, boRothakuma famous chhilen tNarar chumu-r jonyo noy, tNaar boyes-er jonyo. keu bolto 92, keu bolto 97, keu bolto 100. boyes jai hok na keno, tini je aamader paaRar praancheenotomaa (ebong tomo) chhilen, se niye kono sondeho chhilona. boRothakuma nije bolten 103. aamra sobai taatei ghaaR naaRtam. ei prithibeer maatite 100 aar 103 bochhor hNete-chole beRaabar moddhye paarthyoko khNoja, madhyomik er first boy-er saathe second boy-er tulona korar cheyeo beshi boka boka.
Aamar thakuma aboshyo didike eto sohoje benefit of doubt dite raaji chhilen naa. aaRaale bolten 103 naa chhaai, Bhobi-dir (Bhabatarini-r short form) oi chirokele baaRiye bola rog. or boyes 92 er theke ek din o beshi naa. aamra sondeho kortam thakuma kono ekdin didir gourob e bhaag bosate chaan, taai finishing line ta kom kore raakhte chaaichhen.
Tarpor ekdin golaay rojonigondhar maala pore, bubai, tukai, poltu aar raaju-r kNaadhe chepe boRothakuma chole gelen. ekhon thakuma sobaike bolen, aamar didi 105 bochhor bNechechhilo, aamio sohoje jachchhi na.........................