Valentine-er khNoje: Sugata Banerji

BondhugoN, ini holen Sugata Banerji. nijoguNe blog-lekhok, anubaadok, chitrograhok. ‘chhilo kagoj, hoye gelo laal ronger beRalchhana’ r kusholii kaarigor. Abantor-er prodhan poramorshodata. jekonorokom jantrik, ebong “dhus, blogging kore ke kobe boRolok hoyechhe” gochher manosik golojoger muhuurte Abantor enar opor chokh bondho kore bhorsa kore thake.

Sorbopori, jiibonta jodi Manmohon Desai-er cinema hoy, tobe Sugata Kumbhomelay hariye jawa amar baki ardhek.

Porichoygnapon shesh. Sugata, ebar sabha apnar.

E ki geroy poRa gelo bolun diki! Kuntala jakhon bollen, “Guest post likhte hobe.” takhon ami Abantor Prolaap er ghaRe chepe bikhyato hobar lobh samlaate na pere phos kore hNya bole diyechhilam bote, kintu ekhon dekhchhi kaj ta motei ato sahoj noy.

Tar opor abar Valentine's Day upolokkhe. moshai, dekhchhen ekta lok 29 bachhor dhore khete khuteo ekta valentine jogaR korte parlona (jekhane kalker kochikNachara dibyi joRay joRay ghurchhe) ar apni kina taar kata ghaye nuner chhite dite elen. bhab ta jeno, "Apnar je Valentine's Day te kothao jawar nei seta to amra jenei gechhi, kajei din na ekta blog post likhe!" e jeno school poRua chhatro ke goru chhaRa onyo kichhur rachona likhte bola. sampurno out of syllabus.

Kintu ki ar kora jabe. jene jakhon felechhen-i, takhon ar lukiye labh nei. Valentine's Day ta amay lekhalikhi korei katate hochchhe bote e bachhor. tobe bole rakhi, sedin ar dur noy, jakhon amio ekti Valentine pabo. Ar jara ghaR neRe bolchhen, "jani jani, Sugata notun laptop kimba camera kinchhe" taader janiye rakhi je na, ami asol ekti raktomangser narir katha bolchhi.

Karonta ar kichhui noy, gato maase amar chhoto boner biye dewar por amar baba-ma ebar uthepoRe legechhen amar jonyo patri khNujte. hNya, onarao janen je amar dwara o kaaj ta hobar noy.

Kintu pochhondo moto meye ki pawa jabe? shuru te ami Bagha Byne er moton bolechhilam bote, "ekta dekhe shune bechhe nilei holo!" kintu ekhono porjonto ja trend dekha jachchhe, taate Sukumar Ray'r sei beRal er moton matha neRe bolte ichchhe korchhe, "seti hochchhena, se hobar jo nei."

Ekti naamkora matrimony website e giye kichhu patrir profile ghNete ja kichhu jante parlum, ekhane tule dhorchhi.

Prothom samosya holo amar uchchota. pordar rod dhore jholajhuli na korleo Complan jatheshtoi kheyechhi chhotobela theke. ta satteo ami jakhon ekta boyes er por ar baRlamna, takhon amar moner kone ekta sandekho uNki merechhilo, je ei pNaach foot char inchi ta jatheshto noy. kintu manusher mon to, sei sandeho ta ke satoronchir tolay jhNetiye dibyi 20 bachhor boyesh obdhi asha kore gelam je ami arektu baRbo. ekhon bastober mukhomukhi hote hochchhe. sei je Mandar Bose Feluda ke bolechhilo, "purush manush, saRe pNaach foot er kom dekhlei sandeho korben" seta rajyer meyera mone rekhechhe, ebong patrer minimum height requirement dekhte gelei dekhi saRe pNach foot. aneker khetre taaro beshi.

Dwitiiwo samosya holo amar rojgaar. amra Ph.D. student ra je kirakom maaine paai, seta nischoi sobai janen, ar jodi na janen tahole jante cheye lojja debenna. amar mone ekta ksheen asha chhilo jehetu ami ei samanyo maine ta dollar e rojgar kori, desher takay hoyto eta besh lobhoniyo ekta anko. o ma! patrer nyunotamo rojgar dekhte giye dekhi sobbai amar theke beshi rojgar kora bor chaay. taao deshe thakle. Americay thakle to kathai nei! je meyera IT sector e kaj kore tara to amar theke anek beshi maine paay, kajei tara amay fireo dekhte raaji noy. kom rojgar cholte pare, ekmatro jodi... thik dhorechhen... patrer uchchota beshi hoy.

Tritiiyo samosya, ami Ghoti. mane ami Bangal der biruddhe kichhu bolchhina, kintu baba-mayer prorochonatei bolun ba rokter doshe, ami chirokaal-i Mohunbagan ke support kore esechhi. takhon ke janto je etto etto bhalo meyera profile e "Family should be from East Bengal" likhe bose thakbe? athocho bhebe dekhun, amar didima-thakuma dujonei Purbo-bonger manush. arthat amar baba ma dujonkar shorirei 50% Bangaler rakto (amar daadur bhashay bolte gele “bagh”). aage theke jana thakle chhotobela theke East Bengal ke support korai jeto, kintu ekhon ar haat kamRano chhaRa goti nei.

Aboshyo amaro kichhu pachhondo-apachhondo achhe. maane jodi dekhe shunei biye korte hoy tahole to ar sei "Love is blind" gochher samosya thakena, kajei jodio dekhchhi sob meyerai smart, jovial, adjusting, homely, talented, loving, caring, honest, sincere, lovable, respectful ebong understanding, jakhon keu bole se "Interested in Dancing ,Visiting ,Reading , honesty ....etc." takhon sandeho hoy je byapargulor priority ta hoyto tar kachhe thik porishkar noy. keu jakhon lekhe tar hobby photography, athocho tar sange ekti webcam e tola jhapsa chhobi day jeta dekhe manush chena praay asambhab, takhon ektu hNochot khete hoy boiki. ar karur profile e jodi dekhi sab kichhui capital letter e lekha, tar sange biye korte sahos hoyna. Internet er jagote capital letter holo chNechiye kotha bolbar samotulyo, ar jar profile-ei emon baajkhNai golar abhas, tar sange ghor kora ta katota sukher hobe se bishoye sandeho hoy.

Bon ke kothata bolate se bollo, "tor ar biyer asha nei. tui bhishon pitpite hoye gechhis."

Kintu ami asha chhaRini. amar baba ke jatotuku chini, je kaaje ekbar haat day, setar shesh na dekhe chhaRena. ebochhor biye debe bole jakhon ekbar thik korechhe, ami motamuti nishchinto je e bachhor biye debei. se meye pawa jaak, ar naai pawa jaak.

Kajei samner Valentine's Day ta, asha kora jaay, amay antoto ar blog likhe katate habena. kimba oi kochikNachader moton amio amar Valentine er sathe laal balloon haate photo tule blog e lagabo. totodin oder ga-jwalano nyaka nyaka haab-bhaab sojhyo kortei hochchhe.