Mokkhom proshno

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Tader moddhye haategona jader songe ekhono anodhikar chorcha chalano jay, serokom ekjonke chatbakshe pakRao kore jigges korlam, “aalap howar por ki jigges korli? tokei ba ki jigges korlo?”

Jene rakha bhalo.

Bondhu janalen, leisure time-e ki kore seta jana khub important. Pub-hopping naki ‘Pyaar kii ye ek kahani’. Non-veg na veg. Social drinker naki na khele raate ghum ase na. Subaltern Baulgaan na Chamak Challo. ei sob general proshnottor.

Ami mon diye shunchhi dekhe bondhu jhuli theke beRalta sheshmesh bar koren. “aboshyo esob khali opor opor dhuulojhaRa. Beating about the bush. asli compatibility-r poriikkha nite gele ekta proshnoi khali korte hobe toke.”

Ami utkorNo hoi.

Bondhu totokkhoNe dhorei niyechhen compatibility-r koshtipathore porokh korar moto keu abosheshe jutechhe amar. utsahito hoye poramorsho den, “sotyi sotyi moner mil hobe kina jante hole jigges korbi, ‘ki boi poRen?’”

Oh. ami kemon thotomoto kheye jai. jiibonsongii nirbachoner moroN-bNachon poriikkhar proshnopotro eto soja, mante mon chayna. tar theke jiibondorshon-torshon songkranto kichhu jigges korle bhalo hoy na?

Bondhur mejaj khNichRe jay. Challenge chhNuRe diye bolen, “khub soja proshno mone hochchhe bujhi? achchha bol dekhi toke ei proshnota korle ki uttor dibi?”

“A Murder is Announced?”

Mukh foske naamta beriye jawa matro bujhi, hoyni. bondhu chatbakshei pray chNechate thaken, “ei bolbi tui? Murder?”

Ami praNpoNe arekta bhalolaga boiyer naam hatRai mathar bhetor. ebong shonkito hoye abishkar kori amar pochhonder sobkota boiyer naamei ‘murder’ jwoljwol korchhe.

Hajar hok chhotobelar bondhu, amake emon durobosthay phele palate paren na. khankotok boiyer naam suggest koren jegulo bolle biyer bajare daam khanikta choRleo choRte pare amar.

Naamgulo ardhek shunei ami chine pheli. ohhh, sei syllabus-er golper boigulo. na poRle dhabar adday ke ki bolchhe kichchhu mathay dhukbe na, sob ‘tan’ hoye jabe. byajar mukhe bose mosha marte hobe kebol. tokhon bujhbe moja.

Ami sheshrokkha korar ashay taRataRi aro du-charte naam supply di. ‘Tuntunir boi’ cholbe? ‘Pagla Dashu‘? seki! ‘The Automatic Durgagraph’wala sei golpotao cholbe na?

Bondhu gobhiir hotashay matha naRen. kichchhu hochchhe na. ‘bhalolagar’ boi holei je hobena, ‘bhalo’ boi howao je chorom gurutwopuurNo, ei kothatai amar mathay dhokanor abiram cheshta kore jan.

Se korun ge, shunetune ami jetuku bujhlam esob boipoRa-torar chokkore giye kaaj nei, bhoyanok golmele byapar. tar theke ami borong lokkhyo rakhbo khete khete khop kore daanhaate joler glass dhore kina, ar mukh hNaa kore chiboy kina. tatei amar ja bojhar bojha hoye jabe.

Bishesh droshtobyo: Jai Arjun Singh, amar khub priyo ekjon lekhok, ‘boipoRa’ niye ei lekhata likhechhen. apnader kotha janina, amar ekebare moner kothata likhe diyechhen bhodrolok.