Tarar sathe friendship

Kemon achhen? anekdin bade dekha holo. amar dibbi chole jachchhe. majhe ‘phNakibaji’r moRok lege gota ekta soptaho hapis hoye jawa bad dile. ar already dujoRa gloves ke jane kothay hariye asa bad dileo.

Sedin celebrity niye kotha uthechhilo. majhemajhei othe. jokhoni juddhobigrohe khanikta bhNata poRe, moroNottor quotation-er stock phuriye ase, sopto billion-tomo bachchhar jonmer por dinkoyek atikranto hoy, advisor-er songe Bantir saptahik dekha korar dinta periye jay, soja kothay Shukrobarer sondhyer bajar gorom korar moto bishoyer abhab holei amar tarokader niye tanatani kori.

Aj porjonto ektibaro tNara amader hotash koren ni. aboidho prem, wardrobe malfunction, angoprotyonger size magic-er moto baRiye komiye amader adday abiram indhon jugiye gechhen. sedin abar shunlam ke jeno pete balish bNedhe michhimichhi pregnant sheje ghure beRachchhilen. ajkalkar sci-fi camera-r chokh, phNaki dite chailei to ar dewa jayna. thik dhore phelechhe. aguntibaar videoclip dekhiye dekhiye uttejito ghoshika chitkar kore bolchhen, “oi je dekhun dekhun, balisher khole hairline bhNaj dekha gelo. dekhlen? dekhlen? oi je oi je!”

Sei sondhyeta je ki anonde ketechhilo ki ar bolbo.

Amar jiibone celebrity-r sannidhyolabh bolte sobedhon niilmoNi, sei bochhor 20 age Kulu-r mathhe Mukesh Khannar autograph shikarer abhignota. Celebrity niye golpo shuru holei ami sheyaler kumirchhana dekhanor moto chot kore golpota arekbar shuniye di. sedin-o dilam. shune Banti mukhobyadan kore bollo, “dhus autograph. amar wall-e kaal majhrattire amuk-da ese 3-3 khana scrap kore gechhe jano?”

Khoborta agei kane esechhilo. Facebook songkranto baki sob khoborer motoi ami prothomta, “ja ja, dekhge kono cheating-baaj benami account khule tupi porachchhe toder” bole uRiye diyechhilam. tarpor dekhi Banti sodyo-patano celebrity-dadar sathe kothopokothon tNar profile picture shuddhu copy paste kore pathiyechhe. tateo jokhon kaaj holona, tokhon dadar ‘friendlist’ goRgoR kore reading poRe somosamoyik besh koyekta namidami chena loker naam shuniye dilo Banti. abosheshe amar mene newa chhaRa kono upay-i roilo na je, ini-i tini.

Banti santwona dewar cheshta kore bollo, “du:kho kiser? jottosob. Facebook-e account kholatake eto gurutwo dewar ki achhe?”

Hoyto nei. kintu generation gap namer sei atolaanto khader odhare dNaRiye je kothata o bujhte parchhe na, amader somoye ‘celebrity’ kothatar manei anyo chhilo. ‘Personality’ shobdotar moto. School-er je didibhaiyer gola sobcheye bajkhNai, jNar chokh sorbodai kotkote laal, ar jini jolodgombhiir golay “Kuntala” bole ekbar dakle amar body temperature jhop kore 10 degree neme jeto, ekmatro take dekhei amra aRale boltam, “uff ki personality.” thik serokom sunglass pore chokh na dhakle amra kauke ‘celebrity’ bole reyat kortam na. nagaler baire na thakle abar nokkhotro kiser?

Ekante srishtisukhe nimogno thakar bodole tini dike dike friend request pathachchhen ebong accept korchhen, bhabte gele mathar moddhye kothao ekta taal katchhe ekhono.

Tobe ami anyay korchhi hoyto. jNara kono kichhute anyoder theke anekta bhalo, ekakitwo nishchoy tNader ar 5ta manusher theke anek beshi bhogay. sei ekgheye chena britte ghurpak khawar por baRi phire ‘asadharoNotwo’ lukiye achena loker sathe chat korle aram lage. anek swiikriti pawar poreo aro ektukhani proshongsa shunbar ichchhe hoyto baki theke jay moner koNe. aro khanikta mugdhota. aro proshosti. aro fan.

Kajei abishwas ar akaroN monkharaptake jheRe phele dilam. mone poRlo nehat kNacha boyose jiiboner ekmatro ‘fan letter’ ta ami ei bhodrolokkei likhechhilam. niil ronger inland khame. uttor pawar asha chhilona ektuo, tobu maas tinek dhore hostel-er ghorer dorjar tola theke chithir koNa uNki marle buk dhoRas kore uthhto.

Ekhon bujhi, timing-e bhul chhilo. ekhon bondhutwer prarthona pathale tini pherate parten na. swopner manusher sathe dinante du-charte scrap binimoy kora jeto. ki bhabchhen, ki likhchhen, tar tukro jholok status msg-er ghulghuli diye dekhte petam. se soubhagyo-i ba kojoner hoy?

Tobu sotyi bolchhi, ei friendship-ta na howar du:kho to amar nei-i, borong mone mone hNap-i chhaRchhi. Friend holei unfriended howar bhoy. se chithir uttor ele ami anonde pagol hoye jetam thik-i, kintu ke bolte pare, 10 bochhor bade boiyer bhNaj theke achomka se chithi berole, chhelemanushi bole hese take golla pakiye waste-paper basket-e phelei ditam hoyto. se boRo bhoyonkor hoto.