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February maaser moto Abantor-e post-er dokan bondho korbo bhebechhilam, kintu tarpor monta khochkhoch korte laglo. erokom ekta poRe pawa 14 aana din, ek noy dui noy tin noy, c-h-a-a-a-r bochhor porpor asa, erokom ekta puNyotithite apnader kachhe ekbar mukh na dekhale, bidya chhNuye bolchhi, sandwich hojom hochchhilona.

Tai dokaner jhNap alpo phNak kore abar gola baRiyechhi. kemon achhen?

Kaalker post-e Facebook-er pindodaan kora istak mon bhalo nei. amar sobsomoy etai hoy. kono ekta motamot jorgolay jahir kore phelar por setate iya boRo boRo chhidro chokhe poRte thake. je ja kore, bole, bhabe, saje, sober pechhoner sohoj juktigulo sposhto dekhte pai bina choshmatei. ei jemon Fedora tupir kothai dhorun. keu hoyto sei chhottobela theke TV-te Indiana Jones dekhte dekhte bhebechhe, “boRo hoye chakri kore orokom ekta tupi kine porbo.” tarpor se boRo hoyechhe, chakri peyechhe, maa babake Inox-e cinema dekhiyechhe, premik/premikake Fab India-r jama, nailpolish, deodorant, teddy bear kine diyechhe. abosheshe ekdin office theke ektu aage beriye poRe hNatte hNatte tupir dokan.

Abosheshe dokaner kNacher dewaler epare opare mukhomukhi se ar tar shoishober Indiana Jones.

Besh korechhe tupi kinechhe, besh korechhe tupi pore chhobi tulechhe, besh korechhe chhobi tule Facebook-e lagiyechhe. ekshobar porbe. hajarbar porbe. kaar ki bolar achhe?

Sobtheke boRo kotha karo tupi pora dekhe jodi amar haasi paay tahole amar fee Shonibar sokale Sushama Stores theke kine ana phulchhap tea-set namiye ghota kore cha biscuit khawar tamasha dekhleo bohu loke pet chepe dhore mejhete goRagoRi kheye haaste haaste bishom khabe.

ROFL. ROTFLMAO. ROTFLMFAO.

Take that, Kuntala.

Kaalker post poRe telebegun hoye ekjon amake nicher chhobita pathiyechhen. er poreo Fedora-r biruddhe slogan dile amar jhaRebongshe nipat jawai uchit.

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TachhaRa Facebook-e bondhu khNujte jawa niye naak sNitkonor adhikar amar nei. anyo karo thakleo thakte pare, amar nei. ei Abantor tar jolojyanto sakkhii. Abantor keno likhi ami? jyanto manusher sathe kotha bolte ichchhe korena bole, eka eka Microsoft Word-er sathe aantabRi kothopokothon chalai. lekhar binimoye poysa saadhena keu, pathhok….ek angule gune phela jay, tobu saradin amar mon poRe thake laal sada ei pata-tar paayer kachhe. ahoratro er kotha bhabar phNake phNake ami somoy churi kore khai, shui, ghumoi, ghumiye ghumiye swopner poriikkhay gaaddu khai, kaje phNaki di, office theke douRe baRi phiri. keno? likhte bhalobasi bole?

Bishwas korun, ghumote ami tar theke anek beshi bhalobasi.

Tao aneksomoy sei ghumer maya tyag kore ami Abantor-er pata bhorai, karoN ami jani ei patatar opaashe kotogulo manush achhe. jolojyanto roktomangser manush. sokale ghumchokhe haai tulte tulte, bhordupure monitor-er mukhta bojjat sohokormiir drishti theke samanyo ghuriye aaRal kore, athoba kaajbhorti diner sheshe sondhyebela ese jNara Abantor-e ekbar kore uNki maren. achena, abchha chena kotogulo manush, din-ana-din-khawa ghonishthhotar malinyomukto kotogulo somporko. jNara asbar kotha thakle amake ekhono ghorta opor opor ektu gochhate hoy, chul aNchRe, mukh dhuye, se mukhe haasi mekhe dorjay dNaRate hoy.

Apnara asben bole.

Kajei aneker kachhe Facebook ja, amar kachhe Abantor-o tai. apnader sannidhyobhikkha korar chhol matro. kotha thak na thak, ami tai roj ekhane ese bose thaki. jodi keu rasta diye jai, deke kotha bolbo bole. Internet theke mojadar chhobi churichamari kore ene lagai, jate apnara kaal bikeleo amar sathe khelte asen, jate barandar grill dhore amake ekaboka dNaRiye thakte na hoy.

Mojar chhobir kothay mone poRlo. nicher chhobita bhalo na?

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