Facebook: Moshtishko Prokkhalan Jontro

Amar boRo saadh, Abantor-e ekta FAQ bibhag kholar. bikhyato blogger-der koto loke koto kotha jigges kore. ki khan, ki poren, kon cameray chhobi tolen, sei camera-ta amake bikkiri korben kina, posha beRaler naam ‘Billi’ rekhechhen keno, blog kholar pechhoner itihas o inspiration kii, proshner ar anto nei baapre. tao jodi proshnogulo arektu moulik hoto. lokkhobar ek-i proshner uttor dite dite klanto blogger sheshmesh ekkhana aasto FAQ page-i khule diyechhen, jate karo mone kono proshno udoy hole prothome sekhane giye dekhe nite pare, already sei proshner uttor dewa hoye gechhe kina.

Amake etosob jhamela poyate hoyni karoN amake keu kono proshno kore na. koreni konodin. keno ke jane. bhoy pay bodhoy. anekdin holo andaj korechhi, amar chokhemukhe kemon ekta byaktitwer bhabgombhiir chhaya achhe. haabebhabe kothao ekta aporichoyer durlonghyo prachiir, jeta periye coaching class-er bhalo dekhte chhelera amar dharekachhe ghNeshar sahos petona kokhono. duure duure thakto, emon bhab dekhato jeno pattai dichchhena.

Bhalo, ektu bhoy peye thakai bhalo. nahole ekebare gaye poRe jiibon atishthho kore tulbe.

Jodio jani khyatir baro aanai biRombona, ta sotweo majhe majhe khyatonama hote ichchhe kore to bolun? mone hoy aha jodi amake ghire sobbar anek proshno thakto, tobe amio khub birokto mukhe bolte partam, “achchha baba achchha, Abantor-e ekta FAQ page khule rekhechhi, sekhane giye ki jante chao jene nao, amake ar jwaliyo na.”

KNaduni shune Banti santwona diye bollo, “tumio jemon Kuntaladi, lokjoner kheyedeye kaaj nei je proshno korbe? Incentive-ta ki? ora sob nijerai baniye baniye proshnottor likhe pata bhoray. Shubho Mahurat-e dekhiyechhilo mone nei?”

Incentive-er kothata tolay khanikta nimraji hoyeo amake mene nite holo je FAQ byaparta sotyi sondehojonok. Dollar na dile ajkal loke Tom Cruise-ke dekhteo bhiR jomay na, tao abar Bharatbarsher moto deshe jekhane Hollywood-er naame sobai dugraas bhat beshi khay, se jaygay internet-er hNejipeji tarokader posha beRaler naamer maane jigges korata ektu koshtokolpona shonachchhe bote.

Khushi hoye giye Bantike emni emni-i ek cup cha kore khaiye dilam. chheletar monta bhalo.

Bhebe dekhlam, sot-pothe theke FAQ page khulte gele amar se page-e mote dukhana proshnoi thakbe.

Ek, biye korchhis na keno?

Dui, Facebook-e nei keno?

Byaktitwer durlonghyo prachiir-trachiirer toyakka na korei koto loke je e duto proshno kore amake utyokto korchhe roj sokal bikel, ki ar bolbo. prothom proshnotar uttor joler moto soja. proshnokorta mone mone ja bhebechhen, thik sei jonyo. dwitiiyo proshnota dekhte niriiho holeo aasole jotil. uttor dewar age tai kinchit buddhi khoroch korte hoy. sadharoNoto ami je uttorta di seta holo,

“Boss, kotha bolar lok kichhu borong komle bNachi. Facebook hNatke lok khNuje baar kore goppo korte bosar moto matha kharap hoyni amar. “

Jeta bolina seta hochchhe, bhiRer majhe alada howar ar kono poth jana nei amar, Facebook na join kora chhaRa. sobai Facebook-e achhe, tai ami Facebook-e nei. ami hochchhi sei bokapNatha jake sobai moshkora kore dake TCFF (Too cool for FacebooK).

Tobe idaning ei duto ukto-anukto karoN chhaRao arekta karoN jogaR hoyechhe. ebar theke setai bolbo bhabchhi.

E karoN jogaRer muuleo Banti. sedin amake email-e ekta chhobi pathhiyechhe. chhobir niche abar ekkhana chokh motkano ga-jwalano smiley juRe diye. eto hasahasir karoN chhobir subject-er sathe amar eksomoy besh khatir chhilo. somoye se khatir dhuyemuchhe gechhe, ekhkon jogajogtukuo nei. 

Bantir dosh nei. hasi pawar-i kotha. je loker paayer tolay bose ami jiibone prothombar Bob Dylan shunechhilam, Hegemony ar Subversive marka shobdo diye bakyorochona korte shikhechhilam, ekbar hujuge neche 5 bhor 4 ter somoy dNaat na mejei, hawai choti porei Dilli theke Jaipur porjonto chole gechhilam, tini ki bole Fedora tupi pore ghaR bNekiye anonter dike udas drishti mele profile pic tullen, bhabtei amar Notwo-Shotwo sob guliye jachchhe.

Byapar dekhe Bantir account theke ami aro chena lokjon khNuje baar korte shuru korlam. purono bondhu, adhora prem, lotay patay aatmiiyo-swojon. sokolei amar priyojon, majhemoddhye eder sokoler sathei amar duto kotha bolte ichchhe kore, somoy katanor kotha mone hoy. Facebook-e tader account-e dhuke dekhlam, sei je Sukumar Ray jemon likhe gechhen, sakkhate era sobai amar adure Gopal, Facebook-e ekebare Nrisingho Abotar. Times Square-er alo jholmol bhorsondhyey karo chokhe durmuulyo Wayfarer, keu Rituparno Ghosh-ke bhengchi kata video-r niche sollase ‘like’ mere cholechhen, karo karo sara pata juRe CYA OTTOMG POAHF LSHMBH TTYL LUWAMH :/ >:< ^-^_<(“)*B-|:v|o.O.O.o:42:

Facebook-ke amar ekta jogotjoRa mostishko prokkhalon jontrer moto mone hoy ajkal, jetar bhetor dhuke sobai anyorokom hoye jay, anyobhashay kotha bole, anyobeshe ghorephere. or bhetor dhukle o jontro je amake diyeo kotokichhu koriye nebe ke jane, tar theke ami borong baire dNaRiye apnader jonyo apekkha kori. Busstop-er chhaunir tolay, chayer dokaner benchite kingba coffeeshop-er godi-aNta sofa settee-te dekha hobe jokhon, tokhon praNbhore golpo kora jabe.