Sajar moja

Sobai bole nijer baRite karo biye thik howar moto moja naki ar kichhute nei. theme thaka nagardolar sobtheke uNchu bakshotay bose nicher baksher lokjonder dike kripar drishtite cheye paa dolanoy na, sondhyebela andhokar baranday ghapti mere bose telebhaja sNatate sNatate rasta diye ‘coachin’ theke phera premik-premikar premalape aaRi patay na, Abantor-e achena pathoker rekhe jawa prothom comment poRateo na.

chena pathokera rege giye comment kora bondho korben na tai bole, ota bolar jonyo bola, ami jani old IS gold.

Ami janina kader baRite biye thik hole eto moja hoy, jader hoy tader baRitei nirghat chayer joler sathei dudh diye raamphota phutiye cha-o banano hoy, kintu amader baRite karo biye thik hole mojar cheye saja kichhu kom hoyna.

Ek minute! ei sujoge Bangla sahitye apnar butpottir douRta porokh kore newa jak.

saja kothatar anekrokom mane hoy dictionary-te, tar-i ekta niye amader karbar.

Kaar ukti? (Hint: boktar bhalo naamer adyokkhor P, daak naamer adyokkhor F, podobii shuru hoy M diye, ar tini amar jiiboner protthhom prem. adhora, bolai bahulyo.)

Jai hok, aj jehetu amar mejaj kharap, sokal theke mukhta akaroNe ৫ er moto hoye achhe, theke theke mone hochchhe haater kachhe pai to hotobhaga Bantir dukan mule ektu moner sukh kori, aj jehetu amar jiiboner motto “Think Negative”, tai aj ami apnader kachhe biyebaRir sajar kotha shonate chai. mojar bodole.

HNya hNya amader baRir biye, apnader baRite biye hole je Doler melar moto moja hoy se niye amar kono sondeho nei. (akhadyo cha niyeo na.)

Bishoyta niye toliye bhabte bose sei puraton sotyota notun kore upolobdhi korlam, byashti-somoshtir somosyar muul asole ek o abhinno. Bharatbarsher somosto goribi, ashikkha, traffic jam-er muule je byata Nanda Ghosh, amar mamabaRir jekono biye-songkranto jhonjhater muuleo se. Population. jonosonkhya.  

ba jonosonkhyar adhikyo. atyonto baRabaRai rokom.

3 joRa mama-mami, 5 joRa masi-meso, tNader 7 joRa meye-jamai, chhele-chheler bou, tader gota 10-ek chhanapona ar dhuulojhaRa jona 3-ek single bhagyohiin bhagyohiina. jader club-er honorary president ei adhom.

Eder sobaike jodi eksathe khete hoy, boste hoy, uthhte hoy, ektai aayna bhagabhagi kore mukhe powder makhte hoy, ektai mejhete ektai dhhalao bichhana kore ektai gayer chador tanatani kore ghumote hoy, seta moja na saja?

Ami janina, amar likhte giye sob guliye gelo. apnader ki mone hochchhe?

Ar bor aante jawar byapartao to bhulle cholbe na. he bhogoban, bor aante jawa.

Kebolmatro ei special purpose-e bhaRa kora gambat Innova chepe Doloner bor aante ke jabe, chhotomasir boRochhele Tubul na boRomasir chhotonati Bukul, sei niye thandajuddho cholte cholte abosheshe dui masir phonaphuni bondho. sthitabostha apatoto.

Ta bole baki sob hotline khola achhe pray 24X7. maa masi mamira notes melachchhen ghono ghono. biyete ekjon South Silk bhangchhen to anyojon boubhate Baluchori. abar kono dujon jate ek ronger shaRi porar same side na kore bosen se byapareo nojor rakhte hochchhe. Fashion-er loRaiye borpokkher masipisider gohara haranor kasam kheyechhen sobai mile. ta bole se shibireo je choragopta phatol dhoreni erokomta bhabar kono karoN nei. ami ekhan thekei sada patay soi kore dite raji achhi, biyer din “ei ektu dhNaa kore aschhi” bole mejomami sei je hawa hoben, phirben pakka 5 ti ghonta bade, beauty parlour ghure mathar khNopa theke paayer nailpolish porjonto tiptop kore. bakira gojrate gojrate bhabben, “eta to strategy-te chhilona.”

Sejomasi muchki hese bolben, “sei 36 bochhor aage jedin mejobhaiyer jonyo meye pochhondo korte gechhilam, sedin thekei jani e meyer pete pete buddhi gojgoj korchhe.”

Ami esomosto muchki hasi, tokamara songlaper duel miss kore jabo. keu amake jwalaton korbena, “kire tor to sob chul peke gelo” bole, keno biye korchhina se bishoye amar privacy atut thakbe. baRite biye howar negative externality theke ami ebar sompuurNo mukto.

Tobu amar moja hochchhena keno ke jane. khali bose bose bhabchhi, “iss koto na jani hahahihi kore phelchhe sobai, ei bujhi chhotomamar jokes shune sobai hese goRiye poRchhe, oi bujhi Parthodada boRomasike ragachchhe, bolchhe, “masi tomar gurudebke jigges koroto kobe amar biye hobe?”

Ar Dolon? je meyeta raate alo nebhar por leper tolay shuye “bhuter golpo bolo bhuter golpo bolo” bole amar matha kharap kore dito, ghume chokh buje eleo ghumote dito na, se ekgaa goyna pore, jholmole Benarasi pore bhoyanok serious mukh kore singhasone raajraaNiir moto bose achhe?

E drishyota dekhar jonyo jotokhushi saja ami nite raji chhilam, kintu oto moja amar kopale nei, ki ar kora jabe.

 ami ar Dolon