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February maaser moto Abantor-e post-er dokan bondho korbo bhebechhilam, kintu tarpor monta khochkhoch korte laglo. erokom ekta poRe pawa 14 aana din, ek noy dui noy tin noy, c-h-a-a-a-r bochhor porpor asa, erokom ekta puNyotithite apnader kachhe ekbar mukh na dekhale, bidya chhNuye bolchhi, sandwich hojom hochchhilona. Tai dokaner jhNap alpo phNak kore abar gola baRiyechhi. kemon achhen? Kaalker post-e Facebook-er pindodaan kora istak mon bhalo nei. amar sobsomoy etai hoy. kono ekta motamot jorgolay jahir kore phelar por setate iya boRo boRo chhidro chokhe poRte thake. je ja kore, bole, bhabe, saje, sober pechhoner sohoj juktigulo sposhto dekhte pai bina choshmatei. ei jemon Fedora tupir kothai dhorun. keu hoyto sei chhottobela theke TV-te Indiana Jones dekhte dekhte bhebechhe, “boRo hoye chakri kore orokom ekta tupi kine porbo.” tarpor se boRo hoyechhe, chakri peyechhe, maa babake Inox-e cinema dekhiyechhe, premik/premikake Fab India-r jama, nailpolish, deodorant, teddy bea...

Amar boRo saadh, Abantor-e ekta FAQ bibhag kholar. bikhyato blogger-der koto loke koto kotha jigges kore. ki khan, ki poren, kon cameray chhobi tolen, sei camera-ta amake bikkiri korben kina, posha beRaler naam ‘Billi’ rekhechhen keno, blog kholar pechhoner itihas o inspiration kii, proshner ar anto nei baapre. tao jodi proshnogulo arektu moulik hoto. lokkhobar ek-i proshner uttor dite dite klanto blogger sheshmesh ekkhana aasto FAQ page-i khule diyechhen, jate karo mone kono proshno udoy hole prothome sekhane giye dekhe nite pare, already sei proshner uttor dewa hoye gechhe kina. Amake etosob jhamela poyate hoyni karoN amake keu kono proshno kore na. koreni konodin. keno ke jane. bhoy pay bodhoy. anekdin holo andaj korechhi, amar chokhemukhe kemon ekta byaktitwer  bhabgombhiir chhaya achhe. haabebhabe kothao ekta aporichoyer durlonghyo prachiir, jeta periye coaching class-er bhalo dekhte chhelera amar dharekachhe ghNeshar sahos petona kokhono. duure duure thakto, emo...

Kaal rattire kheye deyeo kaaj kom poRay ki mone kore abar ekbar Inception chaliyechhilam. chaliyei ter pelam je agerbar cinemata dekhe gombhiir mukhe “bhaba jay na boss” bole probol mundu neRechhilam bote, kintu kissu bujhini. ki jotil byaparsyapar baapre. ektola, dotola, tintola baRir moto swopno, tintolar swopner gotibeg ektolar swoper gotibeg into 3. (approx.) arthat kina, ektolar baRiwalar calendar-e jokhon poshto dekhachchhe maser 9 tarikh, tintolar bhaRater tokhon mote tesra, bhaRa dewar taRa lagte tar ekhono deri achhe anek. ar tarpor kemon swopner baRir ek ek tolay ek ek dol lokjon aatka poRe roilen, nayak-nayika jototola porjonto jawar kotha chhilo, improvise kore tar thekeo ektola beshi choRe gelen, jNar buke dotolay guli bNidhechhilo, bibhinno tolay bibhinno speed-e tNar kkhotosthan theke rokto berote laglo, ekjon abar kidnap hoye chartola theke swopner baRir pNachtolay pNouchhe gelen, ar sheshmesh jokhon swopner bohutol huRmuRiye dhose poRlo taser ghorer moto, tokhon pNa...

Sobai bole nijer baRite karo biye thik howar moto moja naki ar kichhute nei. theme thaka nagardolar sobtheke uNchu bakshotay bose nicher baksher lokjonder dike kripar drishtite cheye paa dolanoy na, sondhyebela andhokar baranday ghapti mere bose telebhaja sNatate sNatate rasta diye ‘coachin’ theke phera premik-premikar premalape aaRi patay na, Abantor-e achena pathoker rekhe jawa prothom comment poRateo na. chena pathokera rege giye comment kora bondho korben na tai bole, ota bolar jonyo bola, ami jani old IS gold. Ami janina kader baRite biye thik hole eto moja hoy, jader hoy tader baRitei nirghat chayer joler sathei dudh diye raamphota phutiye cha-o banano hoy, kintu amader baRite karo biye thik hole mojar cheye saja kichhu kom hoyna. Ek minute! ei sujoge Bangla sahitye apnar butpottir douRta porokh kore newa jak. saja kothatar anekrokom mane hoy dictionary-te, tar-i ekta niye amader karbar. Kaar ukti? (Hint: boktar bhalo naamer adyokkhor P, daak naamer adyokkh...

Kaalkei boRomukh kore 103 bochhor bNachar kothata bollam, ar ajkei, ektu holei, jachchhilo praNta beghore. ‘Ahongkar-i potoner muul’ sei kobe theke shune aschhi, kaal thheke shikhlam. ba bola uchit, shikhte shikhte bNeche gelam. kaan ghNeshe. Office theke phire chabi ghuriye ghore dhuke, ei jutor goRali oi jutor doga diye chepe dhore paa theke tene chhaRate chhaRatei ter peyechhilam, ghorta jotota thanda thakar kotha totota nei. ki jani winter cholei gelo bodhoy. bhebei mejaj-tejaj kharap hoye gelo. “ekkhuni cha chai amar” bole dumdumiye rannaghore dhuke chayer jol bosate giye dekhi, samner bNaadiker burner-ta jwolchhe. Sei je sokale cha korechhilam, tarpor nebhate bhule gechhi. saradin phNaka baRite gas jwolechhe. aponmone. dhiki dhiki. Byaparta abishkar kore amar abosthata kirokom holo andaj korte parchhen nishchoy. Blood pressure hu  hu kore neme gelo, haat paa kNapte laglo, cha-ta mathay uthhlo, ami konomote fridge-er handle dhore nijeke steady kore bhabte l...

রাত ১২টা নাগাদ হাতঘড়ির দিকে তাকিয়ে দেখি আসলে মোটে ১১টা বাজে। ভালোই হলো। ফাঁকতালে জীবনটা ১ ঘণ্টা লম্বা হয়ে গেলো। ডেথক্লকের কথামত তার মানে এখন আমার আয়ু ১০৩ বছর ৫৩ দিন ১ ঘণ্টা। utso

Bikel 5:40-er Tarakeshwar local bikhyato chhilo bhiRer jonyo. loke office time bolte shudhu sokalbelatakei bojhay bote, kintu ekdik theke dekhle 5:40-o office time. Office, kachhari, college sob chhuti hoto oi somoy ar pilpiliye jonosrot Howrah station-e dhukto bonyar moto. Train-e boste pawar proshnoi chhilona, ekpaaye dNaRate parlei amra borte jetam. 5:40-er ektai bhalo byapar chhilo je sobar sathe sobar dekha hoye jeto. Bethune-er ami, Presidency-r Sujata, Howrah Girls-er Moumita, Dalhousie theke maa, Alipore theke baba, Dharmatala theke Sarbani-masi, sokolei oi train dhore baRi phirto. Mahesher Rather melay gele anekta jemon hoy arki. parthokyota shudhu ei je 5:40-er melata roj bikelei bosto ar pNapoRbhaja pawa jetona. utso Amader Buchididio phirto oi train dhorei. Dumdum-e baRi howa sotweo Sanjibda roj bikele Buchididike train-e tule dite Howrah station porjonto aasto. Platform-e train dhokamatro Buchididi moroNpoN songram kore, konuiyer gNuto kheye ebon...

9 th February, Brihaspatibar Sondhyebela office theke phire: Sofar opor bag eliye poRe, laptop ekhono adhora, ekta chhotto notebook-er opor somosto monojog joRo kore Kuntala (upakhyaner nayika) shike chhNiRe pawa 3 diner lomba soptahanter koroNiiyo kaajer talika banachchhe. juddhokaliin totporotay. 1. Study : Finish the lit rev. Start the model. Finish it. Start the other lit rev. Finish it. 2. Exersize: Yoga every morning. hNata, every evening. Without fail . 3. BaRi porishkar. 4. Ranna. Chicken curry (protein-er jonyo), machher jhol (Omega 3 fatty acid), musur dal (fibre). No pizza . 5. Rewaj. roj 1 ghonta. 6. Abantor-er jonyo notun post bhaba. 10 th February, Shukrabar Sokal 9:30: bichhana chheRe uthhechhi sobe. ekhon ‘Downward Dog’ hote gele saradiner routine pondo. proshnoi nei. tachhaRa amar desk-er softboard-e ekta quotation sNata achhe. However, if you do miss once, or twice or three times, don’t give up...

Goto 31 bochhor 2 maase kobar ami thNote lipstick lagiyechhi seta sotyi bolchhi amar mone nei, kintu shesh kobe lagiyechhilam seta sposhto mone achhe. Aboshyo aro beshi kore mone achhe, sei bikele jar sathe ami Ring Road-e mondakranta chhonde paychari korte beriyechhilam, take. bikeltakeo ekhono chokh na bujei dekhte pai. Bosonter hawa, Amaltaser sobtheke uNchu daaler patay patay dol-khawa roddur, rastar dhare laal ar sada phuler jhop emon joRajoRi kore dNaRiyechhilo je mone hochchhe ektai gachhe duronger phul phutechhe. Sei laal-sada jhoper samne dNaRiye ami ar se duto gachher alada alada gNuRi khNuje bar korar cheshta chalachchhilam. keno? kenona 21 bochhor boyosii duto loker jodi eke oporer sathe kono kajer kaaj na thake, jemon econometrics-er notes binimoy kingba library-te pashapashi bose ada-nun kheye joint study, tahole tara eisob bokamo korei timepass kore. se jai hok, daalpala soriye gachher gNuRi khNujte giye majhe majhe angule angule chhNoyachhuyi ...

Amar anekdiner saadh je amar ekta alada, nijoswo lekhar ghor thakbe. Saradiner sheshe, (athoba shurutei, jodi anyo kono rujirutir dhanday na berote hoy) ami se ghore dhuke aaste kore dorja bhejiye debo. baire doorknob theke adrishyo ‘Please Do Not Disturb’ signboard jhulbe. kajer masi janbe didimoNir ghor ekhon jhaRamochha kora cholbe na. ektolay teenage chhele thNote angul diye fisfis kore tar snan na kora, nongra chule jhNuti bNadha, guitar-dharii bondhuke bolbe, “aaste kotha bol, maa opore likhchhe.” Habijabi jai likhi, ghor thakte to badha nei. Subarnalata jemon bolto, kajer thelay saradine du’dondo giye dNaRabar sujog na hoy nai holo, ta bole baRite ekta dokkhiNer baranda thakbe na? baranda chhaRa baRi je hoyna, hote nei, ei sohoj sotyita tar ghor bastobbuddhisomponno swamiir mathay dhokate gham chhute giyechhilo becharir. Ami mone mone bishwas kori nariimukti andoloner ekta khub goRar kotha orokom ekta ghor. chhoto hok, dewale distemper thakar dorkar nei, nijer holei ...

Amar ghor sondeho hochche je amar ekta kono bhari golmele asukh korechhe. Hasben na Please. Bantir moto thNot muchke, chokh motke “Hypochondriac banan koro to dekhi Kuntaladi?” jignasao korben na. ekhon apnader byangobidruuper tarif korar moto abosthay nei ami. Bodole jodi doyalu mukh kore pithhe haat rekhe jante chan erokom sondeho howar karoN ki, tobe se proshner uttor dite raji achhi. karoNta hochchhe, chhotobelay ke jeno sujog peye gnan diyechhilo je jwor naki rog noy, roger uposorgo matro. arthat kina jwor hole bujhte hobe anyo kichhu ekta gol bedhechhe kothao, shoriirer abhyontore, tar-i jere kopaler taap choRchoRiye baRchhe, naakkaan diye holka berochchhe, khali khali mone hochchhe lepmuRi diye shuye poRi. Sotyomithye bicharer bhar kaar janina, amar noy. ami kichhu janina. Biology boi dekhle amar tokhono kanna peto, ekhono paay. dekhar dorkar hoyna, mone poRai jotheshto. je boiyer prothom chapter-er naam “Saaloksongshlesh o Shwason” tar sathe ami jiibonbhor k...