Baasa

'House Hunters' dekhte bose anekdin porjonto amar mathay dhuktona, loke baRi kinte gele 'Resale Value'r khNoj kore keno.
BaRita jodi bikri-i kore debe, tahole kinchhe keno!!
BaRi purono hobe, rannaghorer dewale telkali jombe, bosar ghorer dewale chair thele rakhte rakhte daag poRbe, ghulghulite choRai-er basa, Bibekananda-r chhobi soralei niche notuner moto jhokjhoke rong, prokash na korte para durdanto raag dorjar pallar opor proyog, ebong pholsworuup ardhek khule aasa jhulonto chhitkini......tobe na bojha jabe, lokjon thaake baRitay. thaake, chNechiye jhogRa kore, chokher jol phele, mukhe kichhu na bolo bhalobase, raag hoy, rog hoy, sere othhe.
Ami je baRitay jonmechhilam, ebong ekhono je baRitatei majhe majhe phiri, se baRita na dorshondharii, ebong guNer bichareo thake passmarks dewa shokto. goto ardhoshotabdii dhore basindara nijeder proyojon, morji ebong ruchimoto baRitake bhengechhe, churechhe, juRechhe. 'baRita'r cheharata kirokom dNaRachhe, setar bindumatro toyakka na korei.
Kajei, ekhon amader baRite notun keu beRate ese jodi edik odik jete chan, tahole byaparta ei rokom dNaRay. "are dekhe, choukathh", "sabdhane, ei barandata pore banano hoyechhe kina, tai ektu nichu", (hNya, baRir thik majhhkhane, bola nei kowa nei, ekta baranda), "Bathroom jaben? ei dorja diye jan. aboshyo oita diyeo jete paren, apnar choice", "aha, oi dorjata apni khulte parben na, dNaRan" bole keu ekjon ektu duur theke pick-up niye chhute ese dorjay dhakka maren (jerokom dhakka mere mere hindi cinemay hero-ra juge juge dorja bhenge bondinii nayikader uddhar korechhen), ebong baadhyo bachchar moto 'khotas' kore chhitkini khule jay.
Baaganero eki dosha. baagan na bole jongol bolai bhalo. baagan korar je ekta nandonik dik achhe, ebong se niye je toliye bhabe, keu, prithibiir kothao, ei khoborta amar baRir lokke dite jaben na. apnake boddho pagol thhaurabe. gachh pNotar dorshontao soja ebong sapta. proyojon. thakurer pujo, ebong thakurer bhoktoder petpujoy lagena, emon kono ful-foler gachh apni amader 'jongol'-e khNuje paben na.
'House Hunters' dekhe anupraNito hoye ami ekdin bose bose amader ei bitikichchhiri baRitar 'Resale Value' andaj korar cheshta korchhilam. khoobi hotashajonok. bohu ebong jothechchho byabohaarjonito klanti amader baRitar sorbange. protiti shishur jonmer anondo, protiti shubho poriNoyer ullas, protiti bidayer bishad, nirbhul chhap rekhe gechhe baRitar gaaye. kono 'make-over'-er ja chapa dewar saadhyi nei.
Tokkhuni mone poRe gelo, baRita aduur keno, suduur bhobishyoteo bikri korar kono sombhabona nei. jotoi bichhiri dekhte hok, roj sokale etatei ghum theke uthhte hobe, raate shute jawar aage edik odiker 14 ta dorjay khil diye (ghum chokher abhisompaat-sohojoge) etatei ghumote jete hobe. ekhono anekdin amader jongol aalo kore kolke phul phutbe.
DhoRe praaN elo.

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  1. ekdom thik bolecho..amader badi-r haal onek din dhorei behaal,aar take meramot kore kore taar dofa rofa kora hoyeche...tobu jodi keu take bechar kotha tole,tahole mone hoy na badi-r kono sodoshyoi khushi hobe.
    sobar theke bhalo laglo dorjaye khil deoar byapar ta pode.amar ekhono mone ache shit kale, ghume chokh bondo hoye asche, tar modhyey badi shuddho lok ek ekta dorjaye tala dicche...ma bole ota sara diner joghonyotomo kaaj.
    badi-r kotha khub mone porche lekha pode,badi-r pechone nongra nala aar agacha bhora bNash boner kothao..

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  2. Apnar lekhata poRe baRir jonyo mon kemon korata jeno bohugun beRe gelo... dewale tiktiki, mejhete pNipRe, chhobir pichhone makoRsa - eisab niyei amader basa. Amader baRita aboshyo se arthe khub purono noy - 1993 te toiri. kintu tar aage ami ekta shotabdi prachin bhaRa baRi te baRo hoye uthechhi, setar kathao khub mone poRe - nona-dhora dewal, fatol dhora laal-kalo mejhe ar ghupchi kulungi wala bhNaRarghorer ki jeno ekta attraction chhilo jeta jhNaa-chok-choke haal fashion er baRi te pawa jaayna.

    Tobe oirakom kinei bechar chinta kora lok kintu o-desheo achhe. amader ei baRita toiri howar por ekjon bolechhilen, "Bokar moton design, ektola-dotola alada kora jaayna tahole bhaRa debe kikore?" Ghorer modhye sNiRi kore je manush ekta tollay bhaRa dewar poth bandho kore dite pare seta onar bhari ashchorjyo legechhilo.

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  3. Sumana, tomar maa-er sathe amar maa-er ei bishoytay durdanto mil dekhte pachchhi. raate dorja bondho korte gele onara sobtheke beshi klanto hoye poRen.

    Sugata, aha, laal kalo mejjhe. amader baRite ota nei, tai amar boRo lobh. Mosaic, tiles-er theke hajar guNe bhalo dekhte laal kalo mejhe.

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