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Amar ei muhuurte 11 ta email account.
Gmail 8 ta, Rediffmail 1 ta, Yahoo 1 ta, ar 1 ta office-er.
Protyekta account khola, ebong maintain korar pechhone akatyo jukti achhe.
Rediffmail-tar position-tai ja ektu dhhile. 10 bochhor aage, Bethune college-er pasher golir ghupchi cyber cafe-te bose khola, oiti amar jiiboner prothom email account. jesob loker sathe amar oi thikanar madhyome jogajog chhilo, tader pray keu-i aar bNeche nei. Account-ta ekhon amar jotorokom na-manushik jogajoger jonyo byabohrito hoy. soptahe ekbar kore dhuke New York & Company, Macy's, CVS Pharmacy-r bhalobese pathaono offer delete kore beriye aasi.
Kajei byaparta ekebare useless-o noy.
Ei account-tate aboshyo aaro nanarokom interesting prostab aase. se prosonge gele amar blog-er pathhok sonkhya ratarati 3 theke 30000 perobe. ta sotweo songjom practice korchhi :(...
Next, yahoo. eta actually rediffmail-er thekeo faltu. University-r Indian Association-er aayojito Diwali Bonanza, Holi Dhamaka, roommate khNoja ebong taRanor notice, poRa shesh kore deshe pherar aage abyabohrito extra toilet paper bikri korar advertisement, eisob etay aase. amio maase dubar kore dhuke egulo poRi, jate account-ta chalu thake. bola jay na, kokhon kii kaje lege jay.
Office-er account-ta khule rekhechhi, karoN ota bondho kore dile amar maas maine-tao bondho hoye jabe. seta allow kora jayna.
Gmail.
SorboguuNsomponno, sorbobhuute birajoman.
Prothom je account-ta khulechhilam, setar user id-ta moner moto hoyni. mon khNutkhNut korchhilo, tai khulei phellam arekta. tritiiyo-ta khulechhilam ekti bhoyanok interesting chheler sathe benami bondhutwo paatanor jonyo. sei bondhutwo jokhon mukh-na-dekhadekhir chehara nilo, tokhon purono sob jogajog chhinno kore abar notun kore shuru korbo thik koray choturtho-ta khultei hoyechhilo. ponchom account-ta khulechhilam keno mone nei, shoshthho-ta khulechhilam bore hoye giye. soptom-ta, abar, purushghotito karoN. ebong ashtom-ti khulechhi abantor-er agoNito anuragii-ke amar kachhe pNouchhonor sujog kore dite.
Se sujog ekhono achhe. haatchhaRa korle loss apnar.
Amar actually mondo lage na. 11 ta account. diner moddhye ghuriye phiriye sobkota 30-40 bar check kore tao khanikta timepass hoy arki.
Sobedhon niilmoNi password-ta haralei bipod. tobe ki ar hobe, arekta account khulte hobe, I guess.

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  1. Sanghatik manus to apni! Amar duto Gmail account ar ekta college er account niyei himsim khawar abostha - Yahoo ta messenger e chatting er jonyo chhaRa khulina, ar Rediff ar Hotmail amay mrito dhore niye account close kore diyechhe. Ar apni kina... Nah, apnake cultivate kortei hochchhe.

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  2. hnya, yahoo messenger-er oi bohul procholito byabohaarta amar shikhte baki.

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  3. Hilarious! Amar ekta e email account... ota tei blog, otatei jogajog, sheita tei amar dokaner newsletter ashe! Biye ta kore felechi bole, noile 5 bochhor age amaro chilo 2-3 email id ar chat address!
    Chele songkranto kono dorkar holei oi notun notun interesting ids diye email account toiri korar moja!!

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  4. ufff I just made myself 10 yrs older by making that comment!!! ami parle ekhono notun id khulte raji achi... sheta te marital status 'single ready to mingle' likhte hobe... noile ajkal keu patta e dey na!

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  5. Raka, eita ekkebare hak kotha bolechho. dinkal khoob kharap. prem korar aage loke marital status jante chay. How boring.

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  6. ekta purono bondhu amake ekta phrase shikhiyechilo...'eat,drink and remarry(be merry)'

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  7. :) asadharoN Raka, mone rekhe dilam. pore sodbyabohaar kora jabe.

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  8. Tahole amar ek bondhu ja bolechhilo seta apnader bhalo lagbe - ek bibahito mohilar sange prem korchhe keno jante chaway taar uttor chhilo "Goal keeper achhe bole ki goal debona naki?"

    Ar shudhu bibahito na... purush manush dekhleo chat e lokjon chhere palay. Aj theke bacchor ashtek aager katha - notun chatting shikhchhi. Yahoo chat room e dhuke "ASL?" shune sotyi ta bole dekhechhi tar ar kono uttor asena. Tai ekdin khepe giye female bole porichoy dilam nijeke. bolle bishwas korben na, 15 minute er modhye propose korlo amay lokta. Takhon bechara ke sotyi ta janiye palalam. Ar konodin Yahoo chat room e dhukini.

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  9. Sugata, apnar bondhubhagyo niye kono kotha hobena. kii asadharoN upoma!!!!!!!!!!!! saadhu, saadhu!!!

    :) apnar abhignotar bhNaRaar-o moshai khoni. chatroom-er ei anti purush trend tar kotha ami aageo shunechhi amar chhele bondhuder kaachhe. sotyi i adbhuut.

    amar abaar chatroom somporke firsthand experience shuuNyo. ASL ki?

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  10. age, sex, location!!! amake keu asl jiggasha korlei uttor ditam na! tao 8 bochhor age decent lokjon thakto chat room e ekhon shudhu india r cybercafe owner ra oi shob chat room e boshe thake!

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