A Word on Statistics
by Wislawa Szymborska
Translated from Polish by Joanna Trzeciak
Out of every hundred people,
Those who always know
better:
fifty-two.
fifty-two.
Unsure of every step:
almost all the rest.
almost all the rest.
Ready to help,
if it doesn't take long:
forty-nine.
if it doesn't take long:
forty-nine.
Always good,
because they cannot be otherwise:
four -- well, maybe five.
because they cannot be otherwise:
four -- well, maybe five.
Able to admire without
envy:
eighteen.
eighteen.
Led to error
by youth (which passes):
sixty, plus or minus.
by youth (which passes):
sixty, plus or minus.
Those not to be messed
with:
four-and-forty.
four-and-forty.
Living in constant fear
of someone or something:
seventy-seven.
of someone or something:
seventy-seven.
Capable of happiness:
twenty-some-odd at most.
twenty-some-odd at most.
Harmless alone,
turning savage in crowds:
more than half, for sure.
turning savage in crowds:
more than half, for sure.
Cruel
when forced by circumstances:
it's better not to know,
not even approximately.
when forced by circumstances:
it's better not to know,
not even approximately.
Wise in hindsight:
not many more
than wise in foresight.
not many more
than wise in foresight.
Getting nothing out of
life except things:
thirty
(though I would like to be wrong).
thirty
(though I would like to be wrong).
Balled up in pain
and without a flashlight in the dark:
eighty-three, sooner or later.
and without a flashlight in the dark:
eighty-three, sooner or later.
Those who are just:
quite a few, thirty-five.
quite a few, thirty-five.
But if it takes effort
to understand:
three.
three.
Worthy of empathy:
ninety-nine.
ninety-nine.
Mortal:
one hundred out of one hundred --
a figure that has never varied yet.
one hundred out of one hundred --
a figure that has never varied yet.
Khushi holam dekhe je ami besh koyekta bhalo category te pori :) Tobe "harmless alone, turns savage in crowd" ta dekhe amar class 8 er katha mone holo. Amader class teacher bolechilen amader nijeder ekta video dekhaben. Amra class e jokhon jhamela kortam, setar. Onar dharona chilo, barite eka eka seta dekhle amra lojja pabo... amra sei experiment kore dekhini seta bola bahulyo :P
ReplyDeleteওরে বাবা, এ তো পুরো সাইকোথেরাপি! বেশ করেছ ওই ভিডিও দেখনি রিয়া।
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88.3% of all statistics in the world is made up on the spot, janen to?
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